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The real Satoshi Nakamoto was killed in 2013 in Colombia by the CIA while undergoing plastic surgery to disguise his identity by changing his face and erasing his fingerprints. The assassination took place in a clinic in Bogotá where he was found by two CIA GRS operators while he was on the operating table. The decision to kill Nakamoto was made after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets, together containing more than 3 million BTC.

>> No.17685545

>>17684742
Where is the proof? Until then i'm buying UND.

>> No.17685619

>>17684742
>after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets, together containing more than 3 million BTC.

This alone sounds stupid already.
Satoshi's opsec is so good, his private keys are probably not only encrypted (not even the FBI could break into that AES encrypted TrueCrypt partition) with a good long random-enough key, it's probably steganographically hidden in another inconspicuous file, with copies in multiple locations.

Exposed private keys on a laptop is a dread pirate roberts rookie-level mistake

>> No.17685625

>>17685619
none of that matters if they torture you

>> No.17685635

>>17685625
that's what decoy wallets are for

>> No.17685643

>>17685625
yeah, cause we all have our private keys memorized...right guys?

>> No.17686261

>>17684742
Fun LARP. How big of a presence is the CIA in Colombia, in reality?

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>>17684742
>Satoshi nakamoto was a criminal mastermind who ran a global drug empire and coded BTC in his spare time

>> No.17686493

>>17686261
the worlds coca is grown in Colombia....in reality, they are as present as they need to be in order to stay relevant in the region and in the trade.

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FRENCHBRO THEN ARRIVED AND STOLE THE KEYS

>> No.17686605

>>17684742

Would that tank the price of BTC to $1k?

>>17686407

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>>17686275
problem?

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>> No.17686753

>>17686680
>unironically posting schizo posters from 3 years ago
so what anon?