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BEAR BROS GOT TOO COCKY edition

Popular brokers:
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Stock market terminology:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock/ETF screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

previous thread: >>17676062

>> No.17678102

Enjoy the green while you can Bullfags

>> No.17678113
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>mfw I can post this picture unironically now

>> No.17678114

we crypto now

>> No.17678118
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>>17678102
so the majority of the time? How long do you wanna not be the house?

>> No.17678123

Yeah, I'm thinking the Japs are based.
https://twitter.com/nisifuji_manatu/status/1237058784737943552

>> No.17678128
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stop going up nikkei right now

>> No.17678141

>>17678123
next op

>> No.17678145
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>>17678085
>>>17676062

no memes but how should i learn about trading, and what to do?
i'm in college right now, and my dad operates a stockbroking company. he doesn't really want to teach me much about it, but i can't help but see that there's a lot of money to be made.
my total experience with trading is that i put like $2000 in eth, and i spent a couple days staring at candlesticks and losing money, and then i just waited a year and i had like $3500.

i just feel a bit clueless. like i can read articles and watch youtube videos but it feels like everyone is trying to sell me something. like, if you knew "the secret", why the fuck would you educate your fellow man instead of profiting like crazy?

in my mind, stocks are like this ephemeral monopoly money and if you do it right you can make millions of bucks for not much work, but i mean my dad is handling portfolios for multi-millionaires and seems to regularly profit, so there must be some sort of trick to it.

i've taken a micro and macro economics course in the past semesters. it just seems like i should at least be involved with stocks, because i have money just sitting in bank accounts. i'd hate to wish i'd started 10 years ago.

>> No.17678148

>>17678131
you've seen the temperatures in the places it is really spreading with high R0?

List the temp of qom during maximal spread.

>> No.17678152

>>17678145
just go all in on botchedcoin

>> No.17678162

>>17678145
Read
Malazan Series
Foundation Series
Dune Series

Then be interested in History.

>> No.17678167
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>>17678123
Girls don't trade

>> No.17678191

Green day tomorrow /biz/ros

>> No.17678194

>>17678145
theres plenty of good books in the OP
and investopedia gives it to you pretty straight
avoid online """"gurus""" like the plague. youre instinct serves you well. 99% of them dont make money from trading, they make it from scamming clueless saps looking for the """secret"""

>> No.17678204

Someone explain to a brainlet what was said at the conference and what that means.

>> No.17678222

>>17678145
Just put in an amount you are 100% fine with losing, then just jump in. Read the links in the OP
You can try paper trading but for me not having my choices actually matter made it so I didn't take it seriously at all
Also stay away from options because that shit is like crack once you make a 100% gain in one day and try to chase that high recklessly when starting out.

>> No.17678237

>>17678204
Uncertainty on what bailout/stimulus will pass congress and get signed is added to the game. Putting a little doubt in bear's minds.

Also rumors of bailouts planned for oil and airlines.

>> No.17678256

>>17678237
also after a drop like that it's almost certainly going to have weeded out most sellers, leaving a bit more buying on the table for tomorrow. I don't think we will get enough momentum of negative news, people really freaked out already.

>> No.17678264

Soon we /goupwithbadvirusnews/

Get used to this phrase, "the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"; you're about to hear it 1,000 times in the next month.

>> No.17678288

>>17678162
>foundation
Based and didn’t help me at all as a trader but was very interesting pilled

>> No.17678291

>>17678237
I bought GUSH in AH for a bounce play tomorrow.

>> No.17678292

>>17678264
/goldenbullrun/

>> No.17678294

>>17678237

If you don't think that shale oil has been a major US foreign policy goal since the war on terror is something which will be protected against the actions of those most likely to spontaneously combust and illiterate Siberian cabbage farmers, you're full fucking retard.

It is a matter of national defense which those who glow in the dark will not allow to fail, they've spent a decade getting it up and running.

>> No.17678307

>>17678148
I have not
R naught pill me now in rate of transmission
Is it accelerating in warm temperatures?

>> No.17678313

>>17678145
option 1)
but stonk. get someone to buy stonk from you at a higher price

option 2)
guess which way a stonk is going to move. buy option. if you're right, get someone to buy option from you at a higher price

>> No.17678317

So when exactly can we expect Russia and Iran to orchestrate an attack on another oil plant or some shit to boost oil prices? Probably gonna do a nice little QM trade at around 31 in hope of it filling the gap

>> No.17678324

>>17678291
careful dude
https://twitter.com/JSeyff/status/1237115316133605376

>> No.17678326

>>17678085
Great fucking shoot

Got me busting up

>> No.17678343

>>17678307
The red pill.

This virus is going to be extremely seasonal.

I could stop it spreading worldwide with a snap of my fingers if I any lever to do so. Literally, just getting people to turn up temperature would solve the spread.

so basically. Each month R0 decreases, the only problem is we have so much fucking AC.

You have had to notice the "bad spread" countries are all northern hemisphere.

Or tell me that india is somehow more hygenic and clean than Japan and Italy.

Humidity
Heat

just really kill this thing's R0

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>>17678291
OH NO NO NO NO NO
PREPARE TO BE LIQUIDATED ANON!

>> No.17678358
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17678358

>market goes up
I buy.
>market goes down
I buy.

>> No.17678361
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17678361

Green tomorrow, losses will continue Wednesday. You've been warned.

>> No.17678369

>>17678256
true but DAX futures are somehow up 5.2%, that's pretty irrational given the new Italy news
not even the US markets are that high and they're the ones supposedly getting stimulus tomorrow

>> No.17678378

>>17678145
>Just buy ETFs
>Read all of Investopedia
>Don't listen to "analysts" and "media"

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real Americans will buy at opening tomorrow, assuming they have any money left to buy with

otherwise gtfo this fine country

>> No.17678387

>>17678317
If Ruskies wanted to boost prices they could have just agreed to OPEC's proposal. That's not their goal here. Iraq never complies with OPEC so they're not really part of the equation.

>> No.17678389

>>17678324
No worries, i only put like 300 bucks into it.

>> No.17678393

>>17678369
I don't know. The virus wasn't well understood.

I'm maybe quicker on the uptake than average.

I'm not scared anymore at large. Though it can have clustered outbreaks. It's probably likely the Wuhan extreme situation and Italy Extreme situation are based on extremely sensitive variables that just lined up.

Weather
Temperature
humidity
behaviors

I wonder what the indoor temperature was on average in Wuhan and humidity. Something tells me it was dry and chilly indoors and cold and dry outdoors.

I doubt they blasted the heat to 80F indoors in Wuhan.

>> No.17678395

>>17678358
Only way to win consistently.

>> No.17678401

>>17678145
After you've got an emergency fund saved up and are maxing your matched contributions to a 401k, put like 80% of your spare funds into one of these:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

Use the rest of your money for play and trading options/day trading

>> No.17678407

>>17678381
i'll be buying tomorrow and selling by 3

>> No.17678408

>>17678358
Smart man.

>> No.17678422

>>17678381
>he didn’t have limit orders that triggered for today’s cheapies
Gonna dump that AMD tomorrow. Maybe SCHX or BRKB... I don’t think this is over.

>> No.17678421

>>17678381
t. orangenigger

>> No.17678426
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17678426

Uh have ya'll see futures?

>> No.17678428
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17678428

>Calls on VIX tomorrow for cheapies

>> No.17678429

>>17678162
>Dune Series
Based and CHOAM pilled

>> No.17678434

>>17678393
What I mean is.

We are seeing the locations that the sparks fell into gasoline covered tinder. I'm not sure we will see the type of massive widespread pandemic outbreak in every country and climate people might be expecting given today's movements.

>> No.17678436

There’s no secret that BOJ is in extreme QE mode. And yet, the yen can’t inflate.

Forex really fucks them up... also the lack of economic and population growth.

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17678437

>-2000 points
>-7%
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little correction won't cause a crash.

>> No.17678441

>>17678426
Yes. Volume is terrible though.

>> No.17678448

>>17678428
Enjoy your losses bro

>> No.17678453

>>17678426

The first and second are all-time classics. I feel like the third is underappreciated even if people are right that it isn't the same quality as the first two. Loved the wild west theme.

>> No.17678454

>>17678343
But keeping things cool and dry is how you stop contagions... it’s why they keep hospitals so cold

>> No.17678455

>>17678361
If it does jump up like 5% at any point tomorrow I may just bail on all my ETFs and cut my losses now (only about a month late), since I don't see any reason why it won't just keep dropping. I feel the daily up and down will continue for months to come, except the losses will outpace the gains by 5% or more a week

>> No.17678457

>>17676149
>muh subversive propaganda raids
You honestly never see anyone other than fucking leftists doing this shit. Why are they such sneaky little faggots? They seem to instinctively realise that their ideas are unpalatable, and so have to resort to coordinated shilling campaigns wherein they agree with one another in an attempt to manufacture consensus.
Honest to God, if there ever is a reckoning during a collapse, I would not be too heartbroken to find out that these clowns didn't make it.

>> No.17678459

>>17678434
The climate sensitivity was and is under-rated.

It's also interested that given climate sensitivity of Virus and Bacteria we do not include in our pandemic response toolkit any measures to change temperature or humidity of public climate controlled spaces.

It's quite alarming how idiotic humans are that something that obvious is not noticed. But, I am always newly impressed.

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>>17678441
Nikkei and AUS is trading green right now on intraday

>> No.17678464

>>17678317

My question is where is my exposure to US retaliation.

I highly doubt they're going to lay down while the alcoholics and the boom boom boys rape our energy independence.

Question is how the Langley bois are going to financially fugg them both back into submission where they both belong.

>> No.17678467

https://venturebeat.com/2020/03/09/reggie-fils-aime-gamestop/

Oh shit GameStop bros, time to get cocky

>> No.17678477

>>17678454
https://www.nature.com/news/cold-viruses-thrive-in-frosty-conditions-1.13025

Pardon?

What makes flu and cold seasonal my friend?

>> No.17678484

>>17678467
Oh, Reggie.
No, come on.

>> No.17678490
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17678490

Fuck it, I bought 31 more shares of SOXL at 151 this morning, right at the bottom. Knock it down to 120 I'll by 50 more. Take us under 100 and I'll buy 100. Let me see $50 a share and I'll go all in. I will literally buy all the SOXL. Fear level zero, send more bears Hiroshimoot these ones are broken!

>> No.17678498

>>17678490
03/09/2020
Buy
Trade Details
SOXL
DIREXION SEMICONDUCTOR BULL 3X ETF

>> No.17678499

>>17678467
Could be enough to squeeze it... maybe?

>>17678477
I dunno!
Maybe it’s just bacteria that thrives in warmth and damp?

>> No.17678500
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>>17678448
>he thinks its over

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would you?

>> No.17678511
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17678511

How much are you down, bros?

>> No.17678521

>>17678498
!RemindMe 6 months

>> No.17678523

>>17678501
Sure, if they paid for whatever cost it was to get better

>> No.17678527
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Oh God.... we’ve hit the bottom... oooohhhhh so many delicious cheapies....I think I’m gonna AGH I’M GONNA URGH- I’M GONNA ACOOOMULATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I’M ACOOOOOMULATING AAAGGGH

>> No.17678529

>>17678521
wont take 6 months

>> No.17678531

>>17678511
I was down $40k the first week, but now Im only $10k down.

>> No.17678533

Friends I have 10k in cash. What to invest it in?

>> No.17678544

>>17678511
+210% for 2020

>> No.17678547

>>17678533
the next pajeetcoin that gets shilled

>> No.17678551

>>17678529
You're right it won't. It's gonna be glorious. Bullfags will reign supreme. We are inevitable. Don't get me started on this waxing philosophical shit

>> No.17678552
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>>17678085
oh so it's going to be another -2000 today/+1000 tomorrow/-1000 the next day kind of week? How long are they going go weekend at bernie's around this bloated corpse of an economy till it stinks too badly and they just let it freefall like it's crying out to do?

>> No.17678554

>>17678162
Nice, I've been looking for some stuff to add to the list, so Foundation gets added to it now. Malazan is a top 3 series to me and Dune was alright, though I hated how literally every single character got a bad end. I hear that changed later in the son's cash grab books but who's going to read that shit.

>> No.17678563

>>17678533
Oil

Look at the post-market buy buzz clearly by institutions.

And look at todays biggest looser PM.

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=APA

US isn't going to allow our energy independence which is essential for our defense to be destroyed by snow ppl and sand men.

>> No.17678565

Whats with all the $GUSH and $DRIP shilling? It looks like $GUSH is about to liquidate and buying $DRIP at this point is asking for trouble. Why do you want to hurt your fellow anons?

>> No.17678566
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17678566

Friends I have 50k in cash. What to invest it in?

>> No.17678567
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17678567

>tfw this week will be the crabchads week

>> No.17678568

>>17678500
It is.

Now we ride the golden bull until end of year.

>> No.17678569

>>17678426
Wait until 6 am. Wednesday could be a different story too. I don't think the market has even accounted for actualized losses of certain entities either. I'm waiting on ERs.

>> No.17678576

>>17678566
botchedcoin

>> No.17678579

Give it to me straight, is NMR a meme?

>> No.17678585
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17678585

Please tell me GDX is going back up

>> No.17678586

>>17678501
If healthcare costs are included then absolutely.

>> No.17678589

>>17678567
how do you bet on crab

>> No.17678592

>>17678566
If you can't decide or pick, just do indexes. Leverage up for more risk if you want.

If you do individual stocks based on others opinions with no understanding you won't know how to trade them.

>> No.17678596

>>17678533
Just buy a tech and/or dividends etf.

>>17678563
>buying oil in an oil war


>>17678565
>shilling
Oil war has barely started, just wait for the bankruptcies.

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>>17678490
Fucking BASED. Plan on buying another tomorrow and more once my wage check comes in next week.

>> No.17678613

>>17678589
Inverted strangle. Sell a naked call and sell a naked put

>> No.17678618
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17678618

Who's buying tqqq to daytrade tomorrow? This had been a bad two weeks, bullfrens.

>> No.17678620

>>17678592
>DRIP and SQQQ on the way down
>SPXL and stonks I like on the way up
correct?

>> No.17678622

>>17678566
put it all on Wendy's

>> No.17678624
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Fuck Stocktwit felon shills and regular tripfags btw

>> No.17678629

>>17678585
it will!

>> No.17678630
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>>17678501
Yeah but I doubt they needed zoomer rats anyway. Seems quite convenient that zoomers don't die from the virus, like as if the virus is engineered to save the younger people. Virus probably can't infect toddlers, which is good because that would mean humanity won't die out in the future unless a stronger virus comes.

>> No.17678639

>>17678596
>Thinking the CIA backed shale oil producers which will supply our glorious M1 Abrams in our next freedom crusado will be allowed to fail because the crown prince can't manage his own affairs.
t.retard

>> No.17678640

>>17678585
>he fell for the gold meme
lmao

>> No.17678641

>>17678566
>>17678533
Oil and travel unironically. Shit like hotels, amusement parks, and airlines are stupidly cheap now cause of corona-chan. Eventually they’re gonna jump back up to normal cause a vaccine will be discovered and ppl will start going on vacation again.

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>>17678569
see
>>17678461

>> No.17678654
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17678654

red monday
>green tuesday
Red wednesday
>green thursday
Red Friday

>> No.17678659

Someone on Surveillance this morning said that the bond market was pretty much pricing in a zombie apocalypse at these levels. I think we shouldn't be surprised to see bounces, longer term it's anyone's guess.

>> No.17678663

>>17678579
Complete garbage, but 3.62-3.56 looks juicy for a 15-20% trade

>> No.17678664
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>>17678654

>> No.17678667

>>17678620
Yes, but you can get really fucked trying to short and time.

If you fuck up a short and market moves up. You are now selling out at a big loss and to get back in buying at a high price.

It's much easier to recover on the long side being wrong than the short side being wrong.

If wrong on long side you just wait. Shorting is extremely risky.

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17678671

>>17678630
Virus looks like it can infect children but the symptoms are mild. I imagine lots of parents kissing their kids goodnight could blow up in infections when one kid brings it to school. Everyone’s gotta slap hands at the end of the little league game, all the kids got it...

>> No.17678675

So just paid off all my credit card debt so I will have like 500 a month more for saving and I wanna start investing and learning to trade also options and short selling. What's the best way to gain knowledge on the subject I'll just be lurking here reading

>> No.17678689

>>17678675
google shit and read the first post
why do we have so many fucking tourist posts today

>> No.17678690

Hello fellow based browsers. I want to invest my 50k into an Airline. Which one is the most, as you might say, based?

>> No.17678691

>>17678654
pretty much what i'm expecting. They can't just let it dump all at once

>> No.17678697

>>17678675
Buy index funds once the stock market bottoms out.

>> No.17678698

>>17678618
Bullish on tqqq don't listen to retards, just leave /smg/ for now because you'll just end up getting bullied by bears.

>>17678671
Seems like Corona-chan is really thinking for the children.

>> No.17678699

>>17678667
this is the reason i never sell to begin with. too hard to figure out when to get back in, and just how far a bull run will go.

>> No.17678706

>>17678671
Speculation

It's actually pretty hard for children to get it and conversely easier for old people to get it.

>> No.17678710

>>17678689
Because there was a sticky and the stock market was the number one news item the whole day

>> No.17678721

>>17678464
>the alcoholics and the boom boom boys
Gonna name my next band this
>>17678611
Right on fren. We walk through the fire and get rich

>> No.17678724

>>17678675
Probably Investopedia
Also maybe check out some finance and economics podcasts to get some broader sense of current events.

Good job getting that shit paid off. Never fall into that trap again, if at all possible

>> No.17678727

>>17678690
All airlines are shit investments. Don't bother.

>> No.17678729
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17678729

why is tdameritrade so confusing to use? and why can i not buy options?

>> No.17678732

>>17678381
Should I buy or pay off my credit card bill?

>> No.17678745
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Guys, I just wanted to say how absolutely stoked I am that we are all going to fucking make it. what ever your path is ie: Investing in good companies, hedge with shorts when necessary. Or going full yolo options. But most importantly.
FUCK JANNIES
&
FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17678748

>>17678732
Pay off that shit
It’s an investment with guaranteed returns of what, 6%? (Also maybe stops the annihilation of your credit score?)

>> No.17678749

>>17678727
Why wouldn't it be a good buy right now?

>> No.17678750

>>17678690
apparently delta is the only one worth considering, but i'd wait to see which of them (if any) goes under before bailouts

>> No.17678754 [DELETED] 

>>17678745
>>17678745

>> No.17678756

>>17678745
you post this grill too much don't you have other pics

>> No.17678759
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>>17678437

Mmmm maybe continuous nonstop QE for 11 years along with permanently low interest rates and massively overvalued stocks wayyy beyond any realistic price to earnings ratio is a problem. That and real wages not increasing while housing, healthcare, education, and auto loans have skyrocketed could be an issue. Or massive wealth inequality fueled by Republitard cut taxes and deficit spend forever, future be damned. Pick all or some of the above. Add the fact Millenials are not breeding and buying shit because the Boomer Republicans strangle them to that as well

>> No.17678781

>>17678724
Yeah that's what I'm trying to do I want to learn to trade so I can secure my future

>> No.17678783

>>17678749
Look up the past 5 years for any airline. In one of the strongest bull markets in the past century with tons of travel, they went sideways. Even if you're buying the dip the best case scenario is that maybe you get 1.5% after 5 years.

>> No.17678791

>>17678759
>That and real wages not increasing
lmao get good loser

>> No.17678797

>>17678675
Read "the four pillars of investing" you can get it used for $4 on Amazon

>> No.17678829

>>17678624
Kek you’re doing gods work

>> No.17678834

How much is the fed willing to devalue our currency to save the corporations?

>> No.17678837
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17678837

>>17678754
>>17678756

>> No.17678846

>>17678675
Go to Investopedia
Read about ETFs
Then read everything else on Investopeia.

>> No.17678849

>>17678624
Based

>> No.17678858

>>17678783
*1.5x, that is. $10 -> $15.

>> No.17678861

>>17678837
That’s a man btw

>> No.17678863

>>17678791
> implying the wages of others has no affect the value of your assets
true brainlet

>> No.17678878

>>17678861
prove it

>> No.17678885

>>17678781
>secure my future
Yikes, the glowniggers on /pol/ really got to you huh anon?

>> No.17678906

what the fuck is a glownigger i don't browse the incel board

>> No.17678912

>>17678729
You have to be approved to buy options. And there's probably 2 levels: buying and writing. Don't even THINK about trying to write options unless you want to blow your brains out.

>> No.17678913

>>17678885
>long term critical thinking is bad

>> No.17678928

>>17678453
Three was a disappointment to me on initial release. The series sets you up to see lots of cool shit, then the third comes out and it's a mediocre wild west comedy with minimal cool shit.

>> No.17678938

>>17678863
>inflation good
no thanks

>> No.17678944

tomorrow plays?
TLT puts, TBT and HYG calls?

>> No.17678948

>>17678457
Because marxism is inherently (not so subtle) sneaky faggotry

>> No.17678950

>>17678906
If you browse the Internet for >30 mins/day you’re an incel. Sorry sweaty.

>> No.17678952
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I wonder if Tesla will drop another hundo in the morning.
Still holding puts

>> No.17678953

damn son, Australia futures up almost 7%

>> No.17678954

Is the Silmarillion really as unfilmable as they say?

>> No.17678965

>>17678906
A member of an alphabet organization but not an employee of google

>> No.17678967

>>17678906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-p_bDmVle8&t=802s

Watch this. Watch the whole thing

>> No.17678968
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>>17678953
Not a real country
>t. was born in Noosa

>> No.17678969

>>17678501
Make it 10k and we'll talk.

>> No.17678986

>>17678944
>plays
Go the fuck back to Reddt
Go back now

>> No.17678999

>>17678457
>what is “it’s okay to be white”
Right has a better sense of humor about it. But same shit

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>>17678953
>damn son, Australia futures up almost 7%

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>>17678944
>>17678954
>Its the bottom guys! Buy buy buy!
Why don't they LISTEN????

>> No.17679011
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I told you all to fear the ten year dragon

>> No.17679013

>>17678954
it would be difficult to form a coherent narrative so that people could invest in specific characters for the duration.

>> No.17679022

>>17678954
Would you watch a film adaptation of the entire bible? Even the parts no one remembers because it's a bunch of rambling nonsense?

>> No.17679023

>>17678954
Yes. It's barely readable as it is.

>> No.17679029

>>17678759
>tax cuts r bad

The average joe got his tax cuts too dipshit.

>> No.17679052

Santa Clara bans large gatherings.

>> No.17679055

HOW MUCH REFR DO I NEED TO MAKE IT?

>> No.17679058

>>17678954
Yes trying even making sense of it O_O
it worse than reading Chinese history

>> No.17679062
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Thinking about dumping some money on oil stocks tomorrow.

>> No.17679068
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Why aren't you fags investing in cruise liners???????

>> No.17679082

>>17679068
if you give it some time.. you might be able to get em cheaper......

>> No.17679101

>>17679068
>thinking I can afford RCL
I'm a poorfag anon and premiums are expensive

>> No.17679102
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>>17679082
>>17679068
NO IT'S NOT GOING DOWN ANYMORE
IT WENT DOWN 25% TODAY

IT LOST A FOURTH OF IT'S MARKET SHARE TO SHEEPS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW GOOD THIS IS

>> No.17679113

>>17679062
I don't think you should touch them until the price is under 30.

>> No.17679121

>>17679102
i understand that there is still fear surrounding the cruise industry and that bears are going to use it to shove price down over the course of a month or so....

>> No.17679124

>>17679068
> investing in boomer-mobiles
It'll be harder for Eugene to take that Bahamian cruise if his 401k is cut in half.

>> No.17679126

>>17679029
I might be remembering the tax cuts incorrectly, but weren't the cuts to the wealthy permanent while the middle income taxes one time cuts? Also handing out tax cuts without reducing spending is dumb.

>> No.17679127

>>17679113
Fair enough. I can't see Oil staying under $30 for very long though.
Thinking about dropping $10k on XOM

>> No.17679129

So happening cancelled?

>> No.17679135

>>17679068
>>17679062
Both still have a little ways to drop me thinks.
>Cruises
Might get hit bad if corona doesn't let up before summer. Media has made boats sound like horror stories.
>oil
Keeping my ear close to the ground for new of RUS-SA oil talks... as soon as they even whisper about coming to the table, im jumpin into oil

>> No.17679148

>>17679129
Yup it's finally over. We will never be under 24,000 again

>> No.17679150

>>17679102

cruises took a long time to recover after the last crisis
with all the bad press, probably take even longer
may not loose much more, but you could sure have your money in a better spot
like in oil

>> No.17679155

>>17678912
yea youre right. i can buy puts and calls but cant sell em.

>> No.17679156

>>17679068
i've been eyeing CCL Carnival Cruises. 2001 & 2008 prices. 9% dividends. Surely after it crashes some more, this is a decent long term hold. If it survives the next few months. Someone tell me why my thinking is retarded.

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17679158

REFR CHEAPIES

>> No.17679161

>>17679068
oh yeah? how much money did you throw into that money pit yourself?

>> No.17679163

>>17679102
They're going to have some brutal quarters, and we're in the early days of global recession, doubt they've bottomed out yet

>> No.17679167

>>17679121
>>17679135
For long term, right now is the absolute best time to buy. Tomorrow that shit is going up at least 20 points.

>>17679150
>>17679135
Oil is not good for the long term

>> No.17679171

So what's scarier, spiders or sharks?

>> No.17679173

>>17679135
>>17679127

oil up 6% already check the wire. told u so bois.

>> No.17679175

>>17679158
How much do i need to make it bro?!

>> No.17679177

>>17679129
Tomorrow it might bounce back when Trump and Congress talk about plans to help the stock market, but as soon as anything passes the stocks will dip again like when the fed cut the interest rate.

>> No.17679190

>>17679173
So, pick up some cheapies tomorrow then? Hold until December?

>> No.17679193

>>17679171
Janet Yellen.

>> No.17679198

>>17679156
It's not retarded but you have to wait till it bottoms out. I think the cruise liners are going to fall a lot more. If this still around in the summer during peak business time shit will fall even further.

>> No.17679204

>>17679193
Not to stocks

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>>17679129
Yes

>> No.17679207

>>17679167
>For long term, right now is the absolute best time to buy. Tomorrow that shit is going up at least 20 points.
>For long term
>Tomorrow

which one you looking at? tomorrow or long term? because imo.. bears are going to use any bit of news they can to shove airliners and cruises down.. id rather see more blood... but to each their own

>> No.17679210

>>17679177
Don't fall for it, cities will start going under Italy-style lockdown within the next two weeks. The Fed can't do anything about it but delay the inevitable.

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17679212

Who else threw all their money in spxl today?
Were going to make it

>> No.17679220

>>17679163
>early days of recession
>implying a little chinese flu is gonna cause recession
lol

>>17679207
Ups and downs my dude, it's definintely got hard times ahead, but for how long it is unsure. It could rebound very soon.

>> No.17679224
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REEEEEE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

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>>17679207
Hey babe

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going to feel good tomorrow bull bros

>> No.17679237

>>17679190
pick up cheapy shale

we invaded two countries over oil security, we now have it domestically to fuel our freedom machines for invasion of inferior nations

we are not just going to let that security be wiped out with defaults. watch what the glowy bois do to the Russians this week. Putting is going to need both arms to carry his anteater mouth looking butthole.

>> No.17679239

Guys I fucking hate my wageslave job and I am thinking about quitting tomorrow. Will I be shit out of luck finding a new one with economy going in the toilet?

>> No.17679246

Joe Biden is coughing up a fucking storm on MSNBC right now (I know, gay network)

>> No.17679248

Down 40k right now, had about 20k cash, bought about 5k worth of index funds today. I'm too stupid for anything else but may buy some SPY calls if we see $240 range

>> No.17679255

how right is this guy? he also said startups would implode which is kinda true
https://twitter.com/TheBubbleBubble/status/1236798770974789636

>> No.17679257

>>17679126
>tax cuts for the wealthy
This is one of the most poisonous and dishonest narratives Democrats push. Most poor people already don't pay taxes so when there is a tax cut, Dems like to frame it as "only for the rich." The direct result of tax cuts means LESS is taken out of people paychecks, and the same good they buy ALSO cost LESS. Thats what tax cuts do. Fuck the Democrats for being liars.

>> No.17679269

>>17679234
whos that?

>> No.17679275

>>17679156
>Surely after it crashes
Wait until its clear they aren't bankrupt first, and wait until they will cut dividends. Then you can think about buying them. They are fucked.

>> No.17679276

>>17679234
Was that the one who said she'd suck a dick if the dow dropped 10%? We can still make it happen at open tomorrow

>> No.17679278

>>17679129
>stimulus
>China getting better
>summer season
>Shitaly's situation not so bad
>hopes for Saudi/Russia on changing their mind about crude oil production
I think most of us here are optimistic. Crashes don't usually last long. We'll bounce back, so expect complete recovery in August or September.

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>>17679102

>Coworker "bought the dip" at $79

Fucking RIP

>> No.17679293

>>17679278
glow harder

>> No.17679295
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dont you hate these people. dont you wish they would all die. they pay to keep you unemployed. they pay to make sure you dont get it. they pay to keep you out. they pay people to spread propoganda. they pay that cute girl you like to fuck a nigger. they pay that nigger to fuck their (your) gf. and above all they pay to keep you poor. see im like you i dont have anything in life. im homeless, im penniless, and loveless. i understand your pain. they dont. they never will. what will they do, not when the shoes on the other foot, but when theres nothing but bare feet. i cant do anything about it, you cant do anything about, but we might be able to. all it takes is motivation, that blank space your mind goes into when you dont think, and a gun. i know somebody like you will read this. youre a good man regardless of what people say. you could become a legend.

>> No.17679300

>>17679284
79 still pretty good

>> No.17679303

>>17679237
How much oil is in Afghanistan? Asking for a friend.

>> No.17679307

So, cutting the payroll tax is somehow causing the futures to moon?

>> No.17679313
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>made 100 dollars today
>still feel sad
What's the point of making it if I always feel the same?

>> No.17679316

>>17679167
>>17679173
Everything's getting pumped tomorrow on Trump's (barely) pep talk. But talk is cheap, supply chains are not. I can see oil dipping back down if the prince and Putin don't come to an agreement soon.

>absolute best
this isn't the bottom

>> No.17679317

>>17679255
Get an egg from the kitchen, pick up your pen and draw a smug face on the egg. Yeah, that's him.

>> No.17679318

>>17679278
Crashes not lasting long, we didn't see the effects of 2008 untill 2009

>> No.17679320

>>17679307
vague promises
Also it was a huge dump so some bounce is not that surprising

>> No.17679325

>>17679237
It’s possible there are strings to pull that trump hasn’t found yet. But they may not care if a bunch of the smaller places get liquidated and the big guys come in to pick up the pieces.

Also possible that Putin and MBS are taking their shot While the us is weakened and distracted.

Also possible that Iran is going absolutely broke and ballistic right now, and they are about to absolutely self destruct.

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>>17679307
goyim arent too bright

>> No.17679329

>>17679295
go back to pol or x or whatever please

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>>17679278
>>Shitaly's situation not so bad
the whole country is now on travel lock down

>> No.17679340

>>17679316
I think Russia and the Saudis will keep throwing a fit for about another week, but the floor for oil is $25ish and there is no way it will stay below $30 for very long if they get this resolved.

>> No.17679345

>>17679068
>investing in bankrupt companies
Wow, so smart.

>> No.17679347

>>17679293
World's not going to shit, go back to playing CoD.

>> No.17679357

feeling a coof coming on, better not go into work tomorrow

>> No.17679360

>>17679126
>temporary

Technically they are, for 8 years, so they can use the tax cuts as a cudgel against the democrats later.

>> No.17679363

>>17679337
thats a good thing though
they will finally stop immigration

>> No.17679369

>>17679303
Very little, but its a foothold in a region with massive reserves from which to project power.

>> No.17679370

>>17679300
This and shitty laughing at the misfortune of others.

But I have no interest in the long term business of cruises. Major ESG risk, and many other instagramable things out there.

>> No.17679372

>>17679307
No, futures are up because we just had a fucking -7% day. Tomorrow is consolidation, then we crash again.

>> No.17679375

>>17678123
kek
https://twitter.com/nisifuji_manatu/status/1236911895166107649

>> No.17679378

>>17679255
Ive followed Jesse for awhile. He's talked about the "everything" bubble for awhile. While he's right about alot of things, I don't see all the bubbles in the economy as being one big bubble to pop. I see it in its sectors, and I doubt all the bubbles in this economy will bust; if they do, the people who made money off the collapse will have no where to spend it.

>> No.17679380

>>17679363
Emigration is the concern right now. Bringing in outsiders can’t make Italy much worse than it is.

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Guys so i miseed selling uvxy at the best possible times today because i thought this crash would continue into tomorrow should i sell tomorrow and not on friday like i was going to? First time trading btw

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>>17678191

>> No.17679395

>>17678967
holy shit that was fucking wild

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...wat?

>> No.17679400

>>17679295
Idiot clown is burning cash not knowing it'll help raise the value of that cash.

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>>17679220
Bro, you're a week behind from even the smooth brain pundits

We've gone from "economy strong, endless bullrun, won't even cause a dip!" to "just a little dip, muh V-recovery!" to "m-maybe it will be a little recession..."

You don't do emergency rate cuts and stimulus bills over "just a dip"

>> No.17679421

>NEW: DEMS balk at TRUMP's payroll tax cut proposal
>Asked if the coronavirus tax cut is DOA on Capitol Hill, @RepGregoryMeeks
replied: "I think so.”
lmao
stimulus stuff getting cucked already, enjoy the pump while you can bulls

>> No.17679436

>>17679255

He's correctly called 125 of the last 3 bubbles.

>> No.17679439

>>17679173
Oil was down as much as 30% last night. Of course it's going to have a bounce day or two. Take profits fast if you do this. Demand issue remains, price war in progress, unlikely speedy resolution.

>> No.17679443

>>17679398
a new forex trader who happens to be a girl ended up masturbating to deal with the fact that all her investments and assets plunged and sh did not want to face the reality of a depression

>> No.17679444

250k$usd balance here.
What do i buy besides diamond studded rope?
I want to set myself up for the next 8-10years as a full time NEET

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>>17679395
I think you begin to understand why King Terry is so beloved by our more schizophrenic members

>> No.17679454

>>17679388
Crashes are not continuous, its up and down, but mostly down.

>> No.17679455

>>17679340
yeah I mean I don't see it hitting 9 like it did in the 90's but 20 isn't too out of the question. SA's royal family tree is doing a lot of shaking and I think the prince will wait until Putin comes to him. At the same time, Putin won't be happy until he drives US Shale into a grave.

>> No.17679458

>>17679307
No, the market fell fucking 7% today, traders are expecting some type of bounce

>> No.17679462

Anything that touches oil is toxic. Institutions will be dumping their bags for pennies on the dollar for the next 6 months. Feel free to bet against my opinion out of spite. Retards deserve no wealth

>> No.17679465

>>17679421
Give source

>> No.17679466

>>17678967

F Terry. Brilliant guy suffering from severe mental illness. Deserved better than he got.

>> No.17679473

the people selling futures this high right now must be shitbrained

>> No.17679478

>>17679239
Get a new one lined up first, unless it’s retail or something

>> No.17679479

>>17679269
I'm about to make your pants so hot

>> No.17679480
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>>17679421
>Trump: We're going to save your jobs with a payroll tax cuts!
>Dems: No
>Poor people: WHAT THE FUCK BRO!

>> No.17679485

>>17679421
If the dems block stimulus they reduce their tiny shot at winning the election to zero. Voters are not going to look kindly on stimulus that will benefit them directly being deep sixed by democrats for political reasons.

>> No.17679486

>>17679325
I doubt it will be Trump. This is long, long term type of stuff that is the business of the civil service/DoD/alphabet agencies need for US security. It's beyond the scope of a presidents power unless he openly makes it "his thing" for a couple of years.

https://www.acq.osd.mil/eie/Downloads/IE/FY%202018%20AEMR.pdf
(DoD energy plans)

Our entire mechanized force is far more gas guzzling than any other. Abrams tanks and our jets/helis are far less efficient than the competition because we view our logistical superiority as inevitable.

Our ability to project our power for favorable trade depends on the ability to fight a war on our own reserves and production if need be.

That is a certainty you can bet on. And its a certainty that shale is a part of that. Prices will return to profitable levels, more than that, I cannot say.

>> No.17679495

>>17679436
what?

>> No.17679503

>>17679465
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/486739-democrats-balk-at-trump-payroll-tax-cut
the dem chair of appropriations called the tax cut DOA

apparently the dems are making their own stimulus bill which means time for political shit flinging
>>17679485
they'll have their own bill, but good chance they poo poo trumps version

>> No.17679505

>>17679378
true dat

>> No.17679506

>>17679480
>>>Dems: No
>>Poor people: WHAT THE FUCK BRO!
BASED

>> No.17679539

>>17679495

He's a zero-hedge esque permabear. He sees bubbles and recessions everywhere. I mean he's not crazy he just has a huge false positive rate because of it.

>> No.17679540 [DELETED] 

>>17679455
Idk man, $20 is awfully low and at a point you have to question how long the Saudis and Russians can sustain a profit loss. And really we are look at another 20-30% downside before recovery, it's really not that bad, yeah maybe wait a week and see if you can time the bottom but if the Saudis and Russians come to an agreement it's going to shoot up overnight.
>Putin won't be happy until he drives US Shale into a grave.
Like that would be allowed happen

>> No.17679541

>>17678145
most ta is meme lines but this guy is good
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbcxHiowf0TSNKn3xVpGTiQ

>> No.17679547

>futures start falling after democrats said no
>could open flat or red tomorrow after donny tried his best to salvage
top kek

>> No.17679549

>>17679480
no one cares about poor people
they are going to buy 50% bargin bin shite from wallmart, 30% designer shoes/handbags regardless, the money from both will go to china, and the other 20% will be "invested" (spent on scratch tickets) right back into the govs pocket.

poor people are never the answer. ->see 20th century for more info

>> No.17679554 [DELETED] 

>>17679540
>looking* at
>allowed to* happen

>> No.17679564

Most people have no idea what the fuck payroll taxes even are.

>> No.17679574
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>>17679421
Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17679575

>>17679455
Idk man, $20 is awfully low and at a point you have to question how long the Saudis and Russians can sustain a profit loss. And really we are looking at another 20-30% downside before recovery, it's really not that bad, yeah maybe wait a week and see if you can time the bottom but if the Saudis and Russians come to an agreement it's going to shoot up pretty quickly.
>Putin won't be happy until he drives US Shale into a grave.
Like that would be allowed to happen.

>> No.17679581

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE MONEY GOING?!?!?

>> No.17679588

BVLL STAMPEDE TOMMOROW, DESTROY BEARCVCKS ONCE AND FOR ALL, TRUMP 2020 MAGAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17679590

>>17679539
i see

>> No.17679602

You all are way overestimating how much normies and poor people know and care about policy details. Most people are worried about their jobs and their families if they get sick. Trump should come out as supporting coronavirus specific medical leave or something.

>> No.17679604

>>17679449
>>17679466
holy shit this guy is based

>> No.17679605

how do i long toilet paper

>> No.17679620

>>17679455
Putin had to agree to gov gibs which he needs >30$ to fund because people are tired of him

Prince is a new monarch and has just tanked his peoples bank accounts, they all own Aramco too, 20% of it.

It's like two botched primi babys wailing their unformed arms at eachother. They have the money to fight, they do not have the political capital.

>> No.17679621

>>17679605
Fold a single piece and use both sides

>> No.17679624

Bull trap tomorrow

>> No.17679626

>just give free money to everyone that will fix the stock market and supply side contraction
Unironically more of a communist than Bernie. Congrats on this. Seriously.

>> No.17679631

>>17679480
It turns out the payroll tax cuts are for the employers
Zioned again

>> No.17679645

>>17678501

11k and if I get cured I'd buy calls with it. If I didn't, puts it is.

Literally can't go tits up.

>> No.17679646

>>17679547
If theres one thing Ive learned about Trump and trading in these past 4 years its that you should not bet against him

>> No.17679653

>>17679158
>>17679055
REFR seems legit. Chart looks incredibly juicy to me, sort of a 4 year cup n handle forming. unsure why it rarely is mentioned here. is it in stealth mode or is it a meme?

>> No.17679655

>>17679626

Seriously, economic stimulus as a response to a virus is some neoliberal bullshit. Here's what people are actually worried about:

1) What if I have to miss two weeks of work? Will I be able to keep my job and/or pay my bills?
2) What if my spouse/parent/child gets sick?

>> No.17679664

Made an account on TD Ameritrade and threw in 1k. Going to play around for a while while markets are wild until I get somewhere or lose it.
It's going to be fun boys, let's enjoy this ride together.

>> No.17679670

>>17679626
>>just give free money to everyone
>"""giving""" people back THEIR money is THE REAL COMMUNISM
Real nice hot take there you fucking nigger. Seriously.

>> No.17679688

>>17678145
If you're serious about learning to trade effectively, the most important thing is to only stock-pick when you have a solid thesis you believe in and that is backed by some kind of real analysis (whether technical fundamental or whatever)

People buy/sell stocks for the stupidest fucking reasons.
>all of these people are using twitter cause its election season so clearly it's a good buy
>X shitcoin is going to moon so i'm going to buy NVDA
>Elon Musk is based and TSLA is going to hit 1000

Those are all shit reasons to trade. If you don't have a real reason for picking a specific company, just buy an ETF

>> No.17679692

>>17679575
>>17679620
Good chance you two are right. I'd like to see $20/bbl just for the gibs. Either way, defintely long oil soon.

>> No.17679699

>>17679631
Have you ever gotten a paycheck before? Its right there on your pay stub, deducted from your pay. I would very much like if that went down.

>> No.17679703

>>17679626
>keeping more of the money you earn ia communism

Kill yourself smoothbrain

>> No.17679708

>>17679670
based
>>17679626
u right u right, it would be much bettah fo dem to have it fo dey programs

So then how do I take a long position on malt liquor anon? Because that's where its going to go when the layoffs come.

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17679711

Anyone have the balls to short vix today? Sitting in a bag of svxy but I think I might just let it be for a while.

>>17679624
>bull trap
>dead can’t bounce
>oversold rally
Same shit, ability to exit shitty positions and add to better ones. Shit bought at today’s lows can be sold at tomorrow’s highs.

Gonna dump more V and AMAT. might trade around my AMD position for a while, accidentally bought today at 42.

Probably add to my SH once things seem a bit overdone.

>> No.17679740 [DELETED] 

>>17679708
English you stupid you nigger.

>> No.17679741

>>17679575
Look at what the Feds so for farmers, ez pz

>> No.17679748

>>17679692
Yep. Just the combination of Corona + the OPEC deal really rekt oil stocks. The timing is just too good.
ffs look at Halliburton stock right now

>> No.17679749

>>17679400
>implying reducing overall liquidity wasn't part of his chaotic plan

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Damn it... I actually like the new RH features, the watch list thing. But new features and a good options interface doesn’t fix unreliable. Might call TDMA tonight.

Does anyone know which have the best new account features? Like free cash?

Also why the heck did MCD rally this morning?

>> No.17679759

>>17679699
Would this affect social security too or just the federal income tax?

>> No.17679760

>>17679741
Strategic assets should be taken from other countries before our stock is used up, idling the U.S. oil output is acceptable for national defense.

>> No.17679761

VIXM or VIXY, which should i buy?

>> No.17679766

>>17679653
stealth mode, check out their website smartglass

>> No.17679767

when will oil bottom at? Will it recover to where it was in a year or two?

>> No.17679774

>>17679711
yup somehow made money today even selling apple at a loss...there is big money to be made NOW

>> No.17679775

>>17679295
I thought you were a bard?
>they pay that cute girl you like to fuck a nigger
Your fault for falling for a pornstar or insta slut. Remember that pain and let it guide you to go with your heart over your dick. And that both can be stupid as hell.

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>>17679699
from my understanding employers have to pay a certain percentage of taxes for each employee as well that is not part of your gross income
so in other words the employers will recieve the tax relief on their payroll portion but not the silly worker wagie

>> No.17679789

>>17679212
>SPXL
Based 3x index ETF bro

>> No.17679792

>>17679774
There are also good positions to work yourself into long term.

Why is waste management getting crushed? High PE?
I believe they were a “recession stock”
So is CLX but that’s getting pumped because virus

>> No.17679795

>>17679761
If you're gonna play the VIX go all the way and do VIXY.

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>> No.17679806

>>17679795
nvm (((Merrill Edge))) wont let me buy it ffs

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17679819

>>17678511
Im up 50% over the last week

>> No.17679821

>>17679803
Yup, gonna sell my call tomorrow and buy puts

>> No.17679822

>>17679313
you made money on the worst day in stonkz history bro cheer up faggot

>> No.17679826

>>17679819
any advice for a peasant?

>> No.17679840

>>17679803
This. Tomorrow you sell calls and buy puts.

>> No.17679844

>>17679803
thats not a dip tho

>> No.17679850

>>17679688
I exclusively use the I Ching to decide when and what to invest in.

>> No.17679855

BUY AIR CANADA

>> No.17679869

Who else looking at cruise prices like crazy? Seeing stuff 75% off with bonuses.

>> No.17679870

>>17679785
It could be either tax technically, it would make no sense to hype up the wage earner with the promise of tax relief and then just giving it to their employer.

You are full of shit.

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so hows this crab market going to end?

>> No.17679875

>>17679803

A chart, as with a price, is a simple reflection of market forces.

Your gay lines mean nothing unless the underlying forces are the same. When credit dries up, see you in the put pen with all the other put pigs.

Till then, its re-animated cat jump day.

>> No.17679877

>>17679785
would a worker rather remain employed or lose their job from the employer defaulting? thats the basic question.
so no, employees dont get a tax break but the employers do. but that lets the employees continue to go on earning and paying taxes.
isnt it beautiful?

>> No.17679882

>>17679875
Shutup retard

>> No.17679890

>>17679871
based sea pupper

>> No.17679896

>>17679871
BASED WHISKERS

>> No.17679902

>>17679792
High PE and a large portion of their revenue comes from selling recycled materials to china.

>> No.17679904

>>17679855
not yet

>> No.17679910

>>17679871
If it has to end, Golden bull. Followed by golden crab.

>>17679844
Zoom out

>> No.17679914

>>17679792
Why is a literal trash company trading with a P/E of 40? They take out the trash. It's recession proof until everyone thinks it's recession proof.

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17679919

>>17679870
He did this in his last "tax relief" plan though,
the banksters made record profits while the middle class earner made less

>> No.17679920

>>17679882
gunna be rock hard thinking about all bear losses tmrw

>> No.17679938

>>17679920
You're the same imbecile that was spamming over the weekend saying Monday will be green. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>> No.17679947

>>17679943
>>17679943
>>17679943


NEW!!!

>>17679943
>>17679943
>>17679943

>> No.17679948

>>17679919

do u rly think anyone u convert here with this dumb shit will be the sort of person metaly capable of planning out a visit to the polls?

go back to LSC and the discord where you talk about optimal hrt dosing, its comfier there.

>> No.17679955

>>17679919
Thats a lie faggot, why do you commie fucks continue to pretend like the majority of tax payers didnt get a tax cut?

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>>17679206

>> No.17679961

>>17679388
>92% profit
>do I sell?
Anon, I..

>> No.17680000

>>17679914
You always need a trash company. Whether you’re building new homes or foreclosing on old homes, Someone’s gotta take out the trash.

>>17679902
You sure that’s not just one source of revenue amongst many?

>> No.17680046

>>17679871
next up: whiskers vs bear

>> No.17680082

lmao bolsonaro, brazil president, just said in national tv he has proof of election fraud and he should've been elected with a far bigger majority

that after ibov dropped 12% today

i have petrobras european puts 03/16

920% so far i can only get so erect

>> No.17680225

BUY ARISTOCRATS NOW????????????????

>> No.17680299

>>17678954
It would do well in a "the ballad of buster scruggs" kind of way.

>> No.17680354

>>17679126
The Trump tax cuts increased tax revenue.

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>>17679127
SLB is a tremendous buy atm