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>>17660509

>> No.17661557 [DELETED] 

happening cancelled folks, pack it up

>> No.17661575 [DELETED] 

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X21WDm0S-w

>> No.17661577 [DELETED] 

I sold all my TZA, SQQQ

I am now 100% long.

Good luck friends.

Don't be surprised when it's green.

It's because a god owed me a favor. when you have pals like that it's hard to lose.

>> No.17661578 [DELETED] 

AHHHHHHHH STOP GOING UP

>> No.17661581 [DELETED] 

Morning fellas, how's it looking today?

>> No.17661582 [DELETED] 
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WHERE IS THE FLOOR??

>> No.17661583 [DELETED] 

Just call it a day. Level 3 confirmed.

>> No.17661585 [DELETED] 

Who is buying why is it going up again?

>> No.17661586 [DELETED] 

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.17661587 [DELETED] 

Jewish pumping tricks

>> No.17661588 [DELETED] 

MARKETS... RISE....
MARKETS... RISE...
MARKETS... RISE...

>> No.17661589 [DELETED] 
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SCARED MONEY DON"T MAKE MONEY BITCHES

>> No.17661591 [DELETED] 

MODS STICKY

>> No.17661592 [DELETED] 

MY INVESTING PLATFORM WONT LOAD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME InNNNNNNnnn

>> No.17661594 [DELETED] 

Theres gonna be some bounce bearfaggots shut the fuck up im not mad though XD only RH is costing me another 500 probably

>> No.17661595 [DELETED] 
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THE VIRUS HAS INFECTED DJI

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>>17661557
Only down 1400 points, pack it up folks, we're done here

>> No.17661598 [DELETED] 

>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN

>> No.17661599 [DELETED] 

pump it

>> No.17661601 [DELETED] 
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IT'S OVER

>> No.17661603 [DELETED] 

Everything going up again. Buy quick!

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wtf is going on? why is it rebounding

>> No.17661606 [DELETED] 

this pump tho

>> No.17661608 [DELETED] 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FED PLEASE HE<LP ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17661610 [DELETED] 

Whew, looks like we're going back up

>> No.17661611 [DELETED] 
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>>17661585
>He lacks critical information.

>> No.17661612 [DELETED] 
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I love you CoronaChan

>> No.17661615 [DELETED] 

where can I find the cash balance of TQQQ. I keep seeing people say it could get liquidated but I cannot figure out where to see their cash balance.

>> No.17661616 [DELETED] 

>>17661605
Chaos

>> No.17661617 [DELETED] 

FED pump.

>> No.17661618 [DELETED] 

LAUGH
AT
BULLTARDS

>> No.17661629 [DELETED] 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17661630 [DELETED] 
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Robinhood is down again, I seriously hope none of you guys use it

>> No.17661632 [DELETED] 

Feds pumping

>> No.17661635 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
IT'S GOING BACK UPPPPP

>> No.17661636 [DELETED] 
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It's all fine here lads; nothing to see
Stop selling.

>> No.17661639 [DELETED] 

BASED FEDS GOT THIS SHIT BULL BROS

>> No.17661640 [DELETED] 

BACK

DOWN

WE

GO

>> No.17661641 [DELETED] 
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STOP PUMPING!!!!

>> No.17661642 [DELETED] 

Discombobulating stuff desu

>> No.17661652 [DELETED] 

thinking about whether or not I dump my EWJ puts. they expire in a month

>> No.17661653 [DELETED] 

HAPPENING BACK ON FOLKS

>> No.17661655 [DELETED] 
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>> No.17661659 [DELETED] 

ITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17661660 [DELETED] 
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>>17661529
>Not even a half hour between threads.
For fuck's sake, lads.

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>>17661617
Japan tried that too and it didn't work for long

>> No.17661666 [DELETED] 

Picked up another 31 shares of my beloved SOXL at 151. Can't wait to get 300 at 75

>> No.17661667 [DELETED] 

Looks like its over. All ready all the way up at 6%.

>> No.17661671 [DELETED] 
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I caught a falling knife

bought
AMZN @ 2000
GOOG @ 1320
SPY @ 309

Do I panic sell and try to rebuy lower or should I just be like one of those people who bought in 2008 and ended up as a 5 year bagholder?

>> No.17661672 [DELETED] 

We need a higher post limit it's going too fast.

>> No.17661674 [DELETED] 
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>WHOSE BUYING?
WHOSE BUYING?
>WHOSE BUYING?
WHOSE BUYING?

>> No.17661678 [DELETED] 

>retards buying the """dip"""

>> No.17661679 [DELETED] 
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Please guys

Let's all laugh at everyone bullish

(sold all my inverse shorts right after stall ended and bought tech stocks)

Just remember

I told you.

>> No.17661686 [DELETED] 

WTF I SHOULDVE BOUGHT THE DIP

>> No.17661688 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bought tvix at 70 and sold it at 98. Feel so stupid, i want to hang myself.

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Pamp eet.

>> No.17661694 [DELETED] 

>>17661585
it's not people buying, it's people that were liquidated and now people wanting to buy what they have.

>> No.17661696 [DELETED] 
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NOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBO BROS

>> No.17661701 [DELETED] 

GO DDDDOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNNN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17661709 [DELETED] 
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>>17661630

>> No.17661712 [DELETED] 

STOP BUYING
THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN LIFE

>> No.17661714 [DELETED] 
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IT'S TOO FUCKING FAST AHHHHHH!!!
WE WUZ BULLZ!!!

>> No.17661718 [DELETED] 

>>17661674
>more replies for the aaaa thread
basado y rojopillado

>> No.17661723 [DELETED] 

>>17661689
Don't let anybody here stop ya.

>> No.17661724 [DELETED] 

CRASH YOU FUCKING NIGGERS CRASH DONT BUY SHIT SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17661725 [DELETED] 

>>17661666
I got some too. SOXL is a nice pick. A nice rebound pickup.

>> No.17661726 [DELETED] 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY HATS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17661727 [DELETED] 

SHORT HARD NIGGA

>> No.17661729 [DELETED] 
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Gold guy made like a billion dollars.

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>>17661529

>> No.17661739 [DELETED] 

PPT throwing everything to stop breaker #2 from triggering immediately after the reopen

>> No.17661745 [DELETED] 

just made $35,000

im shaking right now

>> No.17661747 [DELETED] 

Whale here.
Buy my bags you fuckin' plebs!
We need to get out.

>> No.17661748 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
https://youtu.be/5JZ9djZa180?t=60 Im enjoying this market

>> No.17661750 [DELETED] 

>>17661745
How?

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Dont worry bull chads. Just /cvg/ schizos trying to spread panic as usual, we’ll be back shortly.

>> No.17661754 [DELETED] 

fed is going to buy the dip so the stock market goes to 0 tomorrow. praise trump

>> No.17661756 [DELETED] 
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It's crabbing. I just sold out of my short positions and picked up some NVDA for cheap. I'll sell again though later today, no fucking way am I holding overnight.

The dump is over.

>> No.17661757 [DELETED] 

Is it about to crash again?

>> No.17661760 [DELETED] 
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happening averted
Daddy Fed has saved the day

>> No.17661762 [DELETED] 

I'm entirely done with RH, have a 300 spy put expiring today with a sell order locked in at 45, and can't cancel to adjust to 32 because RH is so fucking shit.

>> No.17661764 [DELETED] 
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good job trusting China with your industry

>> No.17661766 [DELETED] 
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One day. You'll understand.

You see.

The illusions are hard to see past

The true reality is harder to find.

It should make you shake. But again, you'll not see everything I laid out.

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Imagine if 280 holds :OOOOOOO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iT5WGFOmg
NOTHING WRONG WITHM ME

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Good ole pump and dump, the day is just getting started folks.

>> No.17661781 [DELETED] 

IS IT CRASHING AGAIN OR NOT.

>> No.17661784 [DELETED] 

why is only dropping 5% instead of 7% a good thing? investlet here

>> No.17661785 [DELETED] 

It's gonna sideways from here bros, wait for friday for the next dip.

>> No.17661786 [DELETED] 

>>17661745
well done lad

>> No.17661788 [DELETED] 

BUY HHGREGG STOCK

>> No.17661792 [DELETED] 

SHOULD I BUY OR NOT

>> No.17661795 [DELETED] 

CRAB TIME

HI CRAB

>> No.17661796 [DELETED] 

WE ARE UP FROM -7% TO -6%????
GOLDEN BULL RUN CONFIRMED????

>> No.17661800 [DELETED] 

>>17661729
Gold can break hearts quickly.

>> No.17661801 [DELETED] 

THIS IS ALL THE COMMIES FAULT REMEMBER THAT

>> No.17661807 [DELETED] 
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how do biotech niggas do it?
are they unto the corona cure?

>> No.17661809 [DELETED] 

bagholding sqqq for the next 6 month

>> No.17661811 [DELETED] 

>He isn’t buying the dip right now
Lmao it’s free money

>> No.17661818 [DELETED] 

>>17661792
should have bought 10 minutes ago
you missed the train buddy

>> No.17661824 [DELETED] 

Buy today. Get free money.

>> No.17661825 [DELETED] 

>>17661781
Crabbing. Take profit and go long.

>> No.17661827 [DELETED] 

>>17661671
Be the bagholder anon.

>> No.17661828 [DELETED] 

someone create a second /smg/ thread

>> No.17661833 [DELETED] 

Why does RH have to be so evil and full of fucking niggers?

>> No.17661836 [DELETED] 
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Hopefully it recovers!

>> No.17661837 [DELETED] 

I JUST SOLD EVERYTHING WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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when and what to buy?

>> No.17661839 [DELETED] 
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EVERYTHING IS NOW FUCKED

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>>17661811
They set us up a perfect bottom max panic moment.

It was too easy to make the flip to 100% long

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anyone else think it's a little too quiet?

>> No.17661853 [DELETED] 

>>17661784

Because we're not in free fall, opening down 7% can be just the start

>> No.17661854 [DELETED] 

>>17661725
Yep, no guarantees but I hope we make it fren.

>> No.17661855 [DELETED] 

>when you sell your deep otm calls for a profit

Can't explain that.

>> No.17661856 [DELETED] 

>>17661780
I think they got everyone to dump and now they pump, for tomorrows dump etc

>> No.17661858 [DELETED] 

>>17661575
also see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.17661860 [DELETED] 

Should i buy UVXY today?

>> No.17661861 [DELETED] 

>it's going down again
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>17661839
not so

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Buy quality at a discount, lads.

>> No.17661869 [DELETED] 

>>17661762
I've always been suspicious of RH. Always suspected that they're trading their own book. If they are, that would explain all of the outages as they're on the wrong side of some serious money.

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There now, don't you feel better in your cozy little bag?

>> No.17661873 [DELETED] 

>>17661764
The best thing about this is that the bugmen get fucked.

>> No.17661874 [DELETED] 

BACK

DOWN

WE

GO

>> No.17661876 [DELETED] 

>>17661846
bulls busy trying to pump it to prevent the inevitable

>> No.17661879 [DELETED] 

>>17661837
its hovering at -6 percent

>> No.17661882 [DELETED] 

Why is it fucking bouncing back up? What a ball ache

>> No.17661884 [DELETED] 

BOTTOM! Buy Buy Buy the Dip or you are fucked !

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>>17661846
Why is volume lower than Friday afternoon :o

>> No.17661893 [DELETED] 

>>17661854
I weighted heavier into NVDA with unleveraged stock, also some big cap tech to round it off.

>> No.17661898 [DELETED] 

>>17661836
Why is it stopped right now?

>> No.17661904 [DELETED] 
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LET ME SELL MY PUT YOU FUCKING HOODED ROBIN PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17661907 [DELETED] 
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THE FED IS ALREADY OUT OF STEAM
WE'RE GOING TO GOBLIN TOWN BOYS

>> No.17661909 [DELETED] 

SELL SELL SELL SELL. IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN.

>> No.17661910 [DELETED] 

SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL
SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL
SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL
SEND CHINA THE BILL
>SEND CHINA THE BILL

>> No.17661912 [DELETED] 

>RBC DOWN
YUUUP THE CANADA BANKING SECTOR IS STRONG.
>SSSIIIIIPPP
JUST BUY THE DIP

>> No.17661913 [DELETED] 

>he's still got money in robinhood
lmao dude

>> No.17661914 [DELETED] 

>>17661846
they are pumping it like their anal virginity is on the line

>> No.17661919 [DELETED] 

>>17661694
>it's not people buying
>people wanting to buy
Which one is it, retard?

>> No.17661920 [DELETED] 

JESUS F CHRIST ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE RH DOESN'T THINK THE MARKETS ARE OPEN TO 7:30 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS IS

FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK WOMEN CODERS
DIEEEEEEEE

>> No.17661925 [DELETED] 

>>17661855

Dude some random JCP put I had purchased for like $20 procced for $300 this morning and I sold it, completely forgot about it

>> No.17661926 [DELETED] 

>>17661882
liquidations took place

>> No.17661927 [DELETED] 

>>17661865
God I wish I could trade options.

>> No.17661928 [DELETED] 

Tesla is cheap, nvidia is cheap
FUCKK what do I do

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17661932 [DELETED] 

>>17661674
The fed

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GO, CORONA-CHAN, GO!
LET'S BREAK 23K!
LET'S GET TO -13%!
YOU CAN DO IT!

>> No.17661936 [DELETED] 

Lots of stocks are frozen

>> No.17661937 [DELETED] 

>>17661846
A lot of people are holding off for a "policy response" from the white house and fed and other central banks

>> No.17661940 [DELETED] 

Free money from the FED

>> No.17661943 [DELETED] 

>>17661884
>>17661867
Actual shills

>> No.17661948 [DELETED] 

helpu... I work minimum wage and saved up $12,000, got nothing else. got $8000 in debts.
what do I do? I have nothing to lose so I’m thinking about parking a few grand in chainlink which I learned about last night. Should I take my money out of the bank? Pay off the entire debt? I don’t know anything about this aaaa

>> No.17661949 [DELETED] 

FUCK YEAH FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT AND LCI FILLED ITS GAP!!!

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>>17661582
Just when you think you've hit the bottom, they toss you a shovel.

>> No.17661952 [DELETED] 

>>17661935
TAKE MY POWER CORONA CHAN BURN IT ALLLLL

>> No.17661953 [DELETED] 
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I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE.
I WANT TO DROP 100k ON SPY BUT IF I DO IT SHE'LL DIVORCE ME
IF SHE DIVORCES ME SHE IS GOING TO TAKE HALF A MILL.
FUUUUUUCKKKKK

>> No.17661957 [DELETED] 

>>17661882
dead cat

>> No.17661958 [DELETED] 

Gonna wait till first pump is over and go into shorts again

>> No.17661960 [DELETED] 

>>17661904
>the people who act like they are hot shit Wall Street traders are just app babbies.
Oh no lol

>> No.17661961 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
Its already going up, nothingburger

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I’m trading on Streetsmart but can’t see any p/l info

TQQQ cheapies
DDM cheapies
SPXL cheapies

>> No.17661965 [DELETED] 

>>17661838
>when and what to buy?

>BPMX buy now, exit at $1.00
>LMT get on this now. Hold and pocket divies.

>> No.17661969 [DELETED] 

Huge nothingburger

>> No.17661971 [DELETED] 

>>17661926
doesnt that mean that shits being sold if people cant cover their margins?

why does this push prices up?

>> No.17661972 [DELETED] 

>>17661919
it's not people just buying, it's people buying liquidation. it's not a pump, it's a reversion to the mean. liquidation drops price, the pick up picks price up. it's what happened the last 30 minutes friday's close.

>> No.17661973 [DELETED] 

>>17661953
Better than losing everything FAGG

>> No.17661974 [DELETED] 

BOUNCE BACK
U
N
C
E

B
A
C
K

>> No.17661977 [DELETED] 

>trying to sell but it doesn’t go through

????

>> No.17661983 [DELETED] 

>>17661948
Keep your debt and refinance it in a month.

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please sir trade with robinhood sir thank you

>> No.17661989 [DELETED] 

>>17661904
THIS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17661998 [DELETED] 

>>17661972
Does this mean it's about to dump again?

>> No.17661999 [DELETED] 

>>17661961
>-1500
>nothingburger
kek

>> No.17662000 [DELETED] 

>>17661936
like what

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Was he right, bros?

>> No.17662008 [DELETED] 

>>17661971
cause people are being forced to sell at a value not set by them. their being forced to liquidate. so, they have to sell at an even bigger loss, which means that people can pick up their shit for a scalp real quick.

>> No.17662017 [DELETED] 

>>17661948
Pay your debt and hold onto 6 months worth of living expenses for an emergency fund.

>> No.17662019 [DELETED] 

>>17661904
NO PROLE. KNOW YOUR PLACE. Let the masters decide what you'll do.

>> No.17662023 [DELETED] 

I HAD TO BUY DRIP AT $600 THIS MORNING!!
ITS 480 NOW BUT WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!

>> No.17662024 [DELETED] 

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17662025 [DELETED] 

Seeing it finally happening is surreal after waiting patiently for so long. Its actually habbening

>> No.17662030 [DELETED] 

One more big dump and I'm gettin in.

>> No.17662031 [DELETED] 

>>17662008
thank you, makes sense

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It'll be ok.

>> No.17662036 [DELETED] 

>>17662007
To offload on Boomer bagholders? Yes, it was a smart play.

>> No.17662037 [DELETED] 

>>17661998
i think we're starting to approach the bottom this week.

>> No.17662038 [DELETED] 

>>17662007
Eric Trump literally dumping his bags on his twitter followers, kek

>> No.17662040 [DELETED] 

>>17662007
>LITERALLY TELLING PEOPLE TO BUY THE TOP
SIIIIIPP YUP JUST KEEP BUYING THE DIP
>RBC SHOWS BALANCE OF 0
>M-M-MOMMMY HELP ME

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>>17662025
Nah, it hasn't even started

>> No.17662046 [DELETED] 

who wouldn't buy right then? A fucking halt lmao, people probably shit their pants just seeing -1800 dow and HALTED

>> No.17662047 [DELETED] 

Easiest 8% of my life.
Bought the bottom sold the rebound
Now all in cash again.

>> No.17662048 [DELETED] 

>>17661691
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583762487144.webm

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What's this pattern called?

>> No.17662055 [DELETED] 
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You didn't learn anything last week?

>> No.17662056 [DELETED] 

>>17661953
take her to the grand canyon bro if you catch my drift

>> No.17662058 [DELETED] 

brehs, why is sqqq going down?
did the fed arrive?

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$113b accepted for today's repo, after Fed raised their limits this morning.

Watch the 2-week term repo tomorrow, the cap had been $20b and Powell raised it to $45b

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>He didn't buy the dip

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Rebounding like a mf. Happeningfags btfo, Dow green by close of day

>> No.17662068 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
el barto...

>> No.17662071 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
the newton

>> No.17662072 [DELETED] 

>>17662007
Kek

>> No.17662077 [DELETED] 

>>17662007
>buying cheapies

Hes right unkess you were planning to retire in the next 2-10 years.

>> No.17662078 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
Marge

>> No.17662079 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
North Tower

>> No.17662080 [DELETED] 

PUMP NOT WORKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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REEEEEE

>> No.17662083 [DELETED] 

I wanted to sell my 300 SPY put at 25, already down to 18, guaranteed it exercises under 10. So fucking down with RH, this is the last strike.

>> No.17662084 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
Minecraft benis

>> No.17662089 [DELETED] 

>>17662049

PPT

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Finally, holy shit I thought I was about to get buttfucked

>> No.17662091 [DELETED] 

It has to dump again doesnt it?

>> No.17662092 [DELETED] 

>>17662045
No. Hapcon is at 2 right now. 1 by Friday's close.

>> No.17662093 [DELETED] 

I'm so happy my SPy 322 put will be sold at above the money and the markets are going to do their greatest bounce ever :D

Thanks RH you're right like Trump this virus ain't no thing :D

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Welp

>> No.17662097 [DELETED] 

>>17661953
Do it without her permission.

If you make bank she won't care, if you fuck it up at least you'll have more to worry about than just the money you lost.

>> No.17662106 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
The kike panic

>> No.17662107 [DELETED] 

LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.17662109 [DELETED] 

>>17662060
based QE man

>> No.17662113 [DELETED] 

>>17662082
Serves you right, normie

>> No.17662115 [DELETED] 

>>17662092
No no anon, we're at 3. 2 will happen in 2-3 weeks. 4 was 2 weeks ago

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LOOK AT THIS MARKET
OH
NO
NO
NO
NO
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DIP

>> No.17662118 [DELETED] 

>>17662055
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
but actually what the fuck when does the SEC or FINRA step in on this.

>> No.17662119 [DELETED] 

So is SPCE a good investment or a meme?

>> No.17662121 [DELETED] 

>>17661762
Switch to TDA, they pay the $75 ransom fee. Fuck Robinhood, exit scamming pajeets.

>> No.17662122 [DELETED] 

RH just fucked me so hard by not letting me sell my puts.

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MY $VOO

>> No.17662124 [DELETED] 

>>17661953
Someone post the pasta of the guy who beat up his wife.

>> No.17662125 [DELETED] 

RALLY MORE
BUY BUY BUY, YOU FUCKS

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So. Is this the time to buy cheapies, or wait? Will the collapse happen further? Might be too dangerous to even swing.

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HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>>17662094
>>17662082
thats what happens when you use a fisher price app for your main trading

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>Prices can’t go down if people can’t sell

We are experience some technical difficulties

>> No.17662141 [DELETED] 

Textbook bulltrap, next dip 1 hour from now

>> No.17662143 [DELETED] 

LOOK AT EUROPE

TRUMP IS DOING A BETTER JOB

HOLY SHIT

USA IS RELATIVELY BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF EU RIGHT NOW

>> No.17662144 [DELETED] 

>>17662061
how can you when they /shut it down/

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>>17662067
i-fucking-magine being this delusional

>> No.17662147 [DELETED] 

>>17662117
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS DOW
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.17662149 [DELETED] 

SELL SELL SELL LADSSS. ITS ONLY GONNA GO DOWN.

>> No.17662150 [DELETED] 

>The thread is now a sticky

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POSTING IN A STICKY HOLY SHIT

>> No.17662152 [DELETED] 

STICKY NOWWWWWWWW
ITS HAPPENINGG AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17662155 [DELETED] 

WE STICKY AND SHIIEEET BOYZ

>> No.17662159 [DELETED] 

>>17662128
Dollar.
Cost.
Average.

>> No.17662164 [DELETED] 

>>17662122
same
my debit spreads are starting to look like credit spreads

>> No.17662165 [DELETED] 

Based mods

>> No.17662166 [DELETED] 

>>17662128
When a major US city is quarantined, because that's both inevitable and not priced in

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WE STICKY NAO

>> No.17662168 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
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>> No.17662171 [DELETED] 
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Sold everything 2 months ago

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who is 100% long?

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VIX wasnt this high since 2k8

its happening

>> No.17662176 [DELETED] 

STICKY'D

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holy shit

>> No.17662178 [DELETED] 

Bought TSLA
This will bounce back.

>> No.17662179 [DELETED] 

>>17662143
Shut up, Magatard. Go back to /pol/ for bootlicking.

>> No.17662180 [DELETED] 

WHY WONT MY ORDERS GO THROUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17662182 [DELETED] 

>>17662159
I'm panicking though. Already in with 75% of my cash.

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Can I become a janitor on /biz/ already please?
Thanks

>> No.17662188 [DELETED] 

MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS

>> No.17662190 [DELETED] 

>STICKY

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First for SOXL STICKY

>> No.17662192 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
Hangman's Gallows

>> No.17662193 [DELETED] 

>>17662128
Wait.

>> No.17662194 [DELETED] 

>>17662145
Imagine not buying up everything right now because the economy is about to explode to the fucking moon

>> No.17662196 [DELETED] 

So how are you guys planning to kill yourselves?

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POSTING IN BLACK MONDAY STICKY

>> No.17662198 [DELETED] 

NEXT DIP IN AN HOUR
FUCKING SELL RIGHT NOW YOU RETARDS

>> No.17662201 [DELETED] 

Guys it’s fucking over sell it all. I repeat sell sell sell. It’s tanking

Go all in on LINK

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>>17662179
yfw this wuflu just disappears soon

>> No.17662203 [DELETED] 

>The thread is now a sticky.
TIME TO FUCKING PANIC

>> No.17662204 [DELETED] 

STICKY
>STICKY
STICKY
>STICKY

>> No.17662205 [DELETED] 

MY STOP LOSS DIDN'T ACTUALLY TRIGGER WHAT THE FUCK?

ROBINHOOOOOOOOOOD

>> No.17662208 [DELETED] 

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.17662209 [DELETED] 
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How high will the bounce go?

>> No.17662210 [DELETED] 

im 90% in real estate. i dont know how you cunts justify the stress and effort of equities when you can just rent seek without doing any work at all. the opportunity cost of time and stress doesnt make up the marginal hypothetical equity gains

>> No.17662212 [DELETED] 

>>17662128
wait until the US starts panicking for real

>> No.17662216 [DELETED] 

holy fuck lmao boomers ruined eternally

>> No.17662219 [DELETED] 

I really fucking hate these rh kikes. I thought it was fixed.

>> No.17662221 [DELETED] 

>>17662194
yes when London and NY are quarantined the prices will go up.

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>Hes not buying the dip

Guys the market is down 10% today, TELL ME your not opening short positions right now?

Thanks for the cheapies

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>>17662166
Either that or when the hospitals begin to collapse. Read the reports out of italy. Its no longer the old that are on ECMO machines but rather the young. They are at their breaking point and have turned whole hospitals to the treating of Corona-chan

>> No.17662224 [DELETED] 

PTOO
I spit on the face of the bear
We've already reached the floor and there's nowhere to go but UPPPPPPPP

>> No.17662226 [DELETED] 

STICKY OK TIME TO PANIC FOR REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17662229 [DELETED] 

Holy shit. What in the actual fuck is even going on?

>> No.17662231 [DELETED] 

>>17661750
He bet against the market

>> No.17662232 [DELETED] 

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17662233 [DELETED] 

>>17662144
Buy US stocks on EU exchanges

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oh look a chainlink sticky
oh that's right, this isn't some slow crawl bullshit we're trading.
hey cryptofags, check these >>17661865 gains.
how's your shitcoin doing today?

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>>17662205
>yfw you now realize this entire game is rigged against your

>> No.17662237 [DELETED] 

>>17662205
no liquidity to take you out
GET #REKT STICKY

>> No.17662238 [DELETED] 
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ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN

PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS

>> No.17662239 [DELETED] 

THERES NO SOCIAL SECURITY LEFT, HOW AM I AS A MILLENNIAL SUPPOSED TO RETIRE NOW?

>> No.17662240 [DELETED] 

>>17662177
Holy shit. I've never seen it that low.

>> No.17662241 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.17662243 [DELETED] 

HOW HARD CAN THE FED PUMP IT?

>> No.17662246 [DELETED] 

ahem.
FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.17662247 [DELETED] 

kek @ robinhoodlets

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>tfw comfy poorfag with less than $500 in my bank account

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What do you call this maneuver?

>> No.17662255 [DELETED] 

I JUST WONT SELL MY ETF, AM I RETARDED?

DONT WANT TO CLOSE POSITIONS SINCE EVENTUALLY IT WILL COME BACK

YES I AM SCREAMING, THANK YOU

>> No.17662256 [DELETED] 

>>17662182
Did you buy blue chippies or did you buy some meme bullshit these other morons optiins trade on?

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Hi Frenz! I sold everything on Friday just in case something like this were to happen! Anything I can throw money at to make more money? Will probs wait until the end of the day and take a short position during the PPT put, but do you guys have any ideas on how I could make some money and make my normie friends jealous? XDXD Throwback to my put I should have held, or maybe not because I switched over to Ameritrade like an intelligent faggot and not a gay one.

>> No.17662258 [DELETED] 

/smg/ STICKY. ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>> No.17662260 [DELETED] 

Just imagine being retarted enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highsin a few months because you're worried that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>> No.17662262 [DELETED] 

STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY
STOP THIS FAKE PUMP IT'S HAPPENING TODAY

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>>17662128
If Sanders is still a nominee and there is the corona virus then wait.
>Iran just released 70k prisoners to slow the spread of corona Chan because that’s how you fix the issue apparently
>Ted cruise and some other congressman isolate themselves because they don’t interacted with someone who got confirmed with the virus.
>Italy is having nation wide prison revolts
The numbers are going up slightly but that just means it’s another opportunity for people to get out that they won’t take because if people were smart we wouldn’t be in this situation
Just get out desu

>> No.17662267 [DELETED] 

>>17662196
had 25% in triple levered bear ETFs
Flipped them
went fully long right at max panic after halt reopened

Gonna celebrate a successful timing of the market and continuation of +227% returns so far in 2020

>> No.17662268 [DELETED] 

WHAT IS HAPPENING? HOLD MY PUTS OR SELL? IS IT GOING DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?

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"BUT I JUST BOUGHT"
"AND WE JUST DUMPED"

>> No.17662270 [DELETED] 

Stock market better stop pumping this is pissing me off

>> No.17662271 [DELETED] 

>>17662229
Oil price war meets Boomerpox.

>> No.17662272 [DELETED] 

>>17662219

>pajeets

Ftfy

>> No.17662273 [DELETED] 

Uh, guys...looking at IGOV...why did it went from $53.98 to $200K in five minutes!?

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>MSFT was down almost 7% before the bell
>now down less than 3%

we're gonna make it bros

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>sticky
wtf /biz/ has jannies?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.17662280 [DELETED] 

crash

>> No.17662281 [DELETED] 

BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNU
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY
BASED JANNY

>> No.17662283 [DELETED] 

>This saudi deflecting for his government
And yet we still get in bed with them

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>>17662194
oh are they going to release the corona vaccine in the next 20 minutes? Are russia and the house of saud going to kiss and make up? Is china gonna let lee and chang out of their sealed apartments in wuhan and put them back to work in the factory?

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>Sticky
THATS IT
>>17662232
Based, it's time

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>>17661529
Yo!

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IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.17662291 [DELETED] 

>>17662210
Because one day I'm going to strike it big with massive leverage.

Safe investments are for people that are already rich. What I need to do is turn $10,000 into $100,000,000. Can't do that in real estate.

>> No.17662292 [DELETED] 

LMAO

FUCKING ROBINHOOD DOWN AGAIN ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS IN HISTORY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>17662238

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What is he talking about now /biz/?

>> No.17662297 [DELETED] 

That poor cat. He ded

>> No.17662300 [DELETED] 

>>17662289
>>17662289
>>17662289
>>17662289
>>17662289

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>>17662238

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT FICTIONAL CAPITAL BRO.
I WARNED YOU DAWG.

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fuck

>> No.17662311 [DELETED] 

Keep buying the dip you mongs, Israel needs a new pair of shoes.

>> No.17662315 [DELETED] 

DESHI DESHI
BASARA BASARA

>> No.17662316 [DELETED] 

>>17662284
Kalestra trials will be revealed succesful for treating coronavirus

Then Remdesivir

Being a bear right now is being strapped to a ticking time bomb

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>>17662033
J-just buy the dip bros!

>> No.17662321 [DELETED] 

>>17662300
but this is stickied dumass

>> No.17662322 [DELETED] 

>sticky
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>> No.17662324 [DELETED] 

>>17662309
Fuck off back to /leftypol/ retard

>> No.17662326 [DELETED] 

>>17662222
I bought NVDA because it'll go back up to 270 and then either down or up to 300 from there.

>> No.17662328 [DELETED] 

>>17662300
>new thread
retard

>> No.17662331 [DELETED] 

we got a sticky? that's actually pretty based

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>>17662296
Profit time, Brother.

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Trash pump. Would have been like 300x minimum. I'll wait np.

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COMFY GANG CHECK IN

>> No.17662341 [DELETED] 

>>17662300
we are stickied you stupid shit. No one go there.

>> No.17662342 [DELETED] 

>>17662255
log out your broker and hodl

>> No.17662343 [DELETED] 

>panic sold my bull hedges at the bottom
>Now stock market is pumping and my puts are tanking

of fucking course

>> No.17662345 [DELETED] 

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.17662346 [DELETED] 

>>17662309
If we hadn't have killed off Germany we wouldn't have this problem, you dumb commie faggot.

>> No.17662347 [DELETED] 

>>17662321
>>17662328
Didn't see that. Nice

>> No.17662348 [DELETED] 

25 a good entry on SQQQ?
Still worried about a fed rate cut

>> No.17662350 [DELETED] 

>>17662319
I made that and am now bullish

the more important part is literally every boomer and investor and trader is a bear right now.

never go with a herd like that

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NO NO NO ROBINHOOD I NEED TO SELL

>> No.17662353 [DELETED] 

>>17662286
Hey cool guy, wanna hang out? See any of those bullcucks buying ROPE futures?

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Wow 5% nice happening.

>> No.17662355 [DELETED] 

>Robin hood down
>Stocks pumping again

Hahhahaha zommers btfo lmao hahhahaha boomers always win

>> No.17662356 [DELETED] 

>>17662292
Robinhood living up to its name.

>> No.17662359 [DELETED] 

>it actually recovered 600 points since the pause
Will it last?

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>>17661529
Break out the Pink Wojak's boys!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17662362 [DELETED] 

VOO behaving like bitcoin lol

>> No.17662366 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
Get fucked /biz/ >>>/pol/247199076

>> No.17662367 [DELETED] 

i cant see volume on my platforms, can someone pls give bloomberg volume chart of spx

>> No.17662370 [DELETED] 

>>17661714
>account value 2.58
wut?

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>Sticky thread
Press D to Dab on Coinfags

>> No.17662372 [DELETED] 

>>17661928
tesla is still overpriced. though its my dream car.

>> No.17662373 [DELETED] 

VIX at 60!!!!!11

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How low will it go? Will I ever run out of money? I DON'T GO BROKE SEND MORE BEARS THESE ONES ARE DONE

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What the FUCK

>> No.17662377 [DELETED] 

Father-in-law is a lawyer for big players, just got off the phone with him, they are in panic mode.

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woah never seen us get stikkid b4 :o

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Give me a reason not to FOMO in VIX puts

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>>17661575

>Not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17662383 [DELETED] 

hahaha that's the pic for the thread that got stickied. Cute!

>> No.17662384 [DELETED] 

>>17662309
MA MAN PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN
>>17662324
Read Marx nigger. You'll actually learn more than you do in your modern economics class.

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>>17662361

>> No.17662386 [DELETED] 

>>17662309
commit fucking suicide

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>>17662361

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>STICKIED

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POSTING IN A STICKY

>> No.17662394 [DELETED] 

>>17662309
this

>> No.17662395 [DELETED] 

I bought the oil dip guys. I'm going to make so much money from these cheapies.

>> No.17662396 [DELETED] 

>>17662326
you're gonna make it

make sure to watch the online-only GTC event coming up.

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>>17662340
Hi.

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>the most historic open
Only down 1.5%
It’s almost too easy bros

>> No.17662400 [DELETED] 

>>17662296
"The bull has been prepped"

>> No.17662401 [DELETED] 

>>17661809
Same friend

>> No.17662404 [DELETED] 

Who is buying lol

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*ooooooooooooo*
MARKETS.... RISE....
*ooooooooooooo*
MARKETS... RISE...
*ooooooooooooo*
MARKETS... RISE...

>> No.17662407 [DELETED] 

How do I bet on petroleum coming back up in a few months? USO?

>> No.17662408 [DELETED] 

>>17662291
yes true in your case but theres a parade of dipshits who swear ETFs are their best friend and they dont need property they can just live off dividends and selling into cash later on... yikes

>> No.17662412 [DELETED] 

>coronavirus hits which causes reduced production which causes a reduction of energy sector purchases which causes energy sector to try and cut back on production to create artificial scarcity until russia refuses to play ball and now we're in a price war and now the economy is tanking as all these factors gather momentum to deliver a shit sunday directly to your mouth

>> No.17662413 [DELETED] 

BUT MY WAGIE ISN'T GOING TO BE RELEASED IN FRIDAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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CRASHING AGAIN

>> No.17662417 [DELETED] 

>robinhood keeping me from taking my little bit of profit
>will force me to hold on to my SQQQ until EOD

well this is going to either fuck me or make me more money than I was going to

>> No.17662418 [DELETED] 

Just a heads up guys, my cousin is a DA, I'm going to speak to him later this afternoon about the potential of a class action filing. His husband is a corporate finance lawyer. I will make a thread if anything come of it tonight or tomorrow.

>> No.17662420 [DELETED] 

>>17661745
You didn't make shit. Now you'll just ask someone to make shit for you

>> No.17662421 [DELETED] 

>>17662384
>Read Marx nigger. You'll actually learn more than you do in your modern economics class.
I can tell you don't have a bachelor's degree in anything that requires math.

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>>17662205
>>17662094
>>17662082
>>17662055
>>17661630
>>17662238

IMAGINE STILL USING ROBINHOOD AFTER LAST WEEK! YOU DIDN"T LEARN! YOU DIDN'T LEARN!!!!!!

>> No.17662424 [DELETED] 

AHHHHHHHHH ITS FALLING AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17662427 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
what the fuck is this

>> No.17662429 [DELETED] 
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BUY THE FUCKING DIP

THE BOOMERS SOLD

>> No.17662430 [DELETED] 

BACK DOWN WE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17662433 [DELETED] 

>>17662377
Go on...

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DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY
DB OPENED AT $6.66 TODAY

>> No.17662436 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
WHAT
TIS REAL

>> No.17662437 [DELETED] 

>>17662191
Why did you shop out your position? gay

>> No.17662438 [DELETED] 

>>17662399
I'm up 29%

>> No.17662440 [DELETED] 

I KNOW
I KNOW I’VE LET YOU DOWN

>> No.17662441 [DELETED] 

Stock will tank again, although not below the low, go back up at lunchtime, remain stagnant, and then drop to a total of >-10% at closing.

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>WOW look at the drop
>*market gets halted*
>it’s okay just need a breather :^)
>*pumps money into market*
>see haha it’s fine loook at it skyrocket back up naturally

bros I seriously doubt this is over

>> No.17662447 [DELETED] 

>>17662377
uncle works at nintendo, just got off the phone with him, no free n64 this year

>> No.17662448 [DELETED] 

>>17662397
why the fuck did google get rid of their bean emojis? they're so fucking cute why did they cave in to the normie standard of those gross fucking apple emojis

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Listening to this song while waiting for the Fed to kick all these retard bears out of the building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>> No.17662458 [DELETED] 

Arise chicken chicken arise

>> No.17662459 [DELETED] 

>zoomer on /biz/ are seeing squeezes and manipulation for the first time
>think they can just short and make money
>will close their trade at a loss today and see it dump tomorrow again

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>open market
>close market
>open market
>close market

STOP FUCKING CHEATIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>> No.17662466 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
Quick buy puts

>> No.17662469 [DELETED] 

>>17662309
so right it triggers

>> No.17662471 [DELETED] 

DOMPEET
O
M
P
E
E
T

>> No.17662473 [DELETED] 

How much lower will AT&T (T) go, guys?
Do you suppose it's reasonable to wait for it to hit 30 before buying?

>> No.17662474 [DELETED] 

NEW

>>17662457
>>17662457
>>17662457

NEW

>>17662457
>>17662457
>>17662457

>> No.17662475 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70J0PTBMEQM

This autistic faggot is on damage control, don't listen to him

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>he bought the dip

>> No.17662485 [DELETED] 

Waiting for the rip...

>> No.17662489 [DELETED] 

>>17662437
>Why did you shop out your position? gay
So I could reuse the pic and it wouldn't age out

>> No.17662494 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
THIS IS A FUCKING STICKY YOU RETARDED AUTIST

>> No.17662495 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
this is stickied duddee

>> No.17662496 [DELETED] 

>>17662355
Zoomers are the most pathetic generation lmao. Special snowflakes with low tolerance to frustration and instant gratification baboons.

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You should have listened.

>> No.17662501 [DELETED] 

>>17662395
How do I buy oil shares I'm a brainlet

>> No.17662502 [DELETED] 

>>17661760
Why they do this?!? Just let it all crash and burn!

>> No.17662503 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
IJIT

>> No.17662504 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
what the hell am i looking at? is it a fucking bug?

>> No.17662505 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
you're posting in a sticky nigga

>> No.17662509 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
we're in a sticky you dip

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CRASH THE MARKET
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WORK ANYMORE

>> No.17662513 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
Retard

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UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN

>> No.17662520 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
retard

>> No.17662521 [DELETED] 

>>17662395
you've been losing all your money for 2 weeks straight why don't you just go inverse

>>17662459
>Implying I'm closing my positions
holding over the weekend is how I got this far in the first place. A little bounce isn't fooling me.

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>>17662324
>>17662346
>>17662386
SEETH PORKY SEETH.

>> No.17662525 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
sticky bro

>> No.17662527 [DELETED] 

>>17662421
I actually do

>> No.17662529 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
Retard

>> No.17662536 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17662541 [DELETED] 

how do i unsticky

>> No.17662543 [DELETED] 

POST WHAT SONG YOU'RE LISTENING TO WHILE THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS, /smg/ (sticky edition)

>> No.17662544 [DELETED] 

I'm going to sleep. I'm 100% convinced that my retarted insomniac ass will put in all of his cash into this fake dip today if I don't.

>> No.17662545 [DELETED] 

If it ends green today I will guzzle a gallon of bull semen

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>>17662474

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>>17662511
FUCK TRIPFAGS BTW

>> No.17662550 [DELETED] 

Why sticky this? It will just be filled with braindead nonsense for hours by the crypto mongoloids, literally pointless

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>17662474
newfag

>> No.17662554 [DELETED] 

>>17662476
ryuko is too pure for the dirty world of business

>> No.17662557 [DELETED] 

>>17662396
Thanks anon, I didn't even know that was on the calendar.

>>17662408
Totally agreed. Park your "fuck you" money in safe investments and then gamble on options to try and realise disproportionate gains.

I don't have fuck you money yet, so I just gamble.

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BACK DOWN TO 6%

>> No.17662559 [DELETED] 

Reminder that SQQQ was worth 400 dollars b4 trump was elected and its gonna be heading back to 400 pretty soon

>> No.17662562 [DELETED] 

>>17662527
Sure you do, communist.

>> No.17662563 [DELETED] 

pull it

>> No.17662567 [DELETED] 

>>17662395
Not buying shit until my signals confirm this is not a dead cat bounce.

>> No.17662569 [DELETED] 

>>17662418
Keeping a close eye on this thanks for the update

>> No.17662571 [DELETED] 

UP UP
DOWN DOWN
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
B A SELECT START
YEAH I'LL DUMP YOU ALL NIGHT

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>>17662543
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
obviously

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>can't watch the market crash and burn
>have to go to my retail wagie job instead

I hope you all have fun

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>>17662417
Same here brother. I have a feeling we're gonna be fucked. I'm bailing on RH as soon as possible. Shoulda listened to the boomers on this one.

>> No.17662578 [DELETED] 

>>17662551
Lmaooo

>> No.17662580 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
WHAT THE FUCK!? I wonder who just made a killing on that?

>> No.17662584 [DELETED] 

>>17662474
absolutely retarded

>> No.17662585 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
>it's real
how do i make money off this

>> No.17662586 [DELETED] 

>>17662423
Then whats a good alternative that has the same perks as robinhood you faggot?

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Everything is just going down. Its over.

>> No.17662592 [DELETED] 

>170% gains slowly being wiped away because RH refuses to work

extremely based.

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>>17662543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqewhcsjRDQ

PREPARE FOR APOCALYPSE

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YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN BEAR MARKETS /BIZ/

YOU'RE IN ONE

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>tfw don’t own ANY stocks
Posting in historig thread

>> No.17662596 [DELETED] 

>>17662421
Marx was right about ALL of his critiques of capitalism. He just wasn't right about the solutions.

It is, however, totally true that lefties have been too fucking braindead since the 1970s to innovate on those theories.

>> No.17662598 [DELETED] 

>>17662552
i never stickied a post in my life and im an old fag how the fuck did i stickied this

>> No.17662599 [DELETED] 

>>17662499
Why do these old commie jews arr rook same?

>> No.17662602 [DELETED] 

buying that UWT dip

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>Day spread: $400-665
BUY FUCKING DRIP NOW
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

>> No.17662609 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
AALLLLl IJNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BABBY

>> No.17662610 [DELETED] 

>>17662559
it never traded at $400. you're seeing the chart being adjusted in the past since there were several reverse splits in the ETF

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>>17662474
based retard

>> No.17662614 [DELETED] 

Should I be buying?

>> No.17662621 [DELETED] 

CRASH YOU BASTARD CRASH CRASH CRASH

>> No.17662623 [DELETED] 

THANKS ROBINHOOD.

>> No.17662625 [DELETED] 

>>17662543
https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17662629 [DELETED] 

Holy shit that got so close to my stop loss. KEEP DUMPING BOOMERS

>> No.17662632 [DELETED] 

>>17662596
LTV wasn't even correct. Marx was retarded from first premises.

>> No.17662634 [DELETED] 

I want to get rich off of crypto then watch the country realize how immoral and precarious speculative assets are and shut down all speculative markets.

>> No.17662635 [DELETED] 

>>17662598
>how the fuck did i stickied this
you must have divine favor

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>>17662595
same

>> No.17662641 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
DID THE FUCKING US GOVERNMENT JUST GO FUCKING PUBLIC HOLY SHIT SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!!!
NOW!!
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

>> No.17662648 [DELETED] 

>>17662598
you didn't
a mod did

>> No.17662649 [DELETED] 

what are you watching anons?

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/pol/ checking in. we know who is responsible for this, don't we?

>> No.17662652 [DELETED] 

>>17662598
>Stickied
>an oldfag
Obvioualy not

>> No.17662653 [DELETED] 

>>17662543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

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>>17662067
Delusional bullfags are at it again

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HOW CAN ONE PROFIT FROM THIS

>> No.17662660 [DELETED] 

>>17662575
At least you still have a job. Collapse soon

>> No.17662665 [DELETED] 

seriously guys though, you are averaging down and buying the dip right?

your not seriously betting that things are going to get worse from here? r-right?

please guys, please buy the dip PLEASE

>> No.17662666 [DELETED] 

>>17662575
Good luck to you anon. Hope work goes well.

>> No.17662667 [DELETED] 

Pendy, I love you. Please give me the honor of being your bf

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>>17662598

>> No.17662671 [DELETED] 

>>17662598
holy zoomer

>> No.17662673 [DELETED] 

>>17662543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

>> No.17662674 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

>> No.17662676 [DELETED] 

>>17662650
Trump

>> No.17662680 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!

>> No.17662681 [DELETED] 

>>17662649
RDS.A

Unironically a 10% dividend now

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>he thinks this is people buying
>he doesnt realize this is shorts covering before the next dump
>he doesnt know whats going on
kek

>> No.17662687 [DELETED] 

>>17662650
Bloompf

>> No.17662690 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
Seems like a bug in the algo

>> No.17662692 [DELETED] 

>>17662523
>copies lingo
>nothing original
>embarrassing and autistic view on the world
Everytime.

>> No.17662693 [DELETED] 

>>17662650
we're redpilled here on biz so yes it was the stinky filthy jew kikes and nigger slaves and also moloch and pedophile

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17662695 [DELETED] 

What's an alternative to spy I can short?

Tried to roll over options today and Robinhood is telling me I'm not allowed to have more than 800 contracts.

This looks like a new bullshit limit because I have over 2000.

>> No.17662700 [DELETED] 

>>17662632
t. Brainlet.

>> No.17662701 [DELETED] 

Fuck this gay pump, dump already

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>>17662632
Aight what was wrong about the LTV?

>> No.17662703 [DELETED] 

>>17662665
it might get worse. that's why you keep some powder dry. i'm buying though

>> No.17662704 [DELETED] 

>>17662676
based

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>>17662650
the most beautiful girl in the world, that's who

>> No.17662711 [DELETED] 

>>17662649
UWT

>> No.17662713 [DELETED] 

>>17662659
Short AAL, thank me later

>> No.17662714 [DELETED] 

please zoomers I need you to dump in 60 seconds and keep dumping and boomers too y'all can help RH should be up now that it thinks the market is open because it doesn't understand daylight savings time

>> No.17662718 [DELETED] 

>>17662489
Post your SOXL position pls sir

>> No.17662719 [DELETED] 

>>17662598
Laugh at this guy everyone
Stock traders confirmed for boomers

>> No.17662720 [DELETED] 

>>17662543
INTO THE FLOODGATES, SAME OLD FEELING IT WAS BACK THEENNNNNNN!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

>> No.17662721 [DELETED] 

>>17662559

Do you long SQQQ? I just looked it up because I wasn’t sure what it was. This ETF made a killing during the 2008 collapse

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HE STICKY?

SIDE WAY IT!

>> No.17662725 [DELETED] 

-20% when?

>> No.17662729 [DELETED] 

>>17662543
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

>> No.17662732 [DELETED] 

>>17662650
It's literally never not them

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>>17662598

>> No.17662736 [DELETED] 

Crash harder already, you pumping niggers need to let it tumble down

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>>17662598
>i never stickied a post in my life and im an old fag how the fuck did i stickied this

>> No.17662745 [DELETED] 

>>17662713
been watching AAL since the first dip so maybe

>> No.17662747 [DELETED] 

>>17662671
first time mods stick a smg thread. fucking finally??
based mods

>> No.17662749 [DELETED] 

buy the dip retards

>> No.17662751 [DELETED] 

oh no no no no

>> No.17662754 [DELETED] 

>>17662695
IVV, VOO

>> No.17662755 [DELETED] 

>>17662724
thank you for always choosing the least interesting option

>> No.17662757 [DELETED] 

>>17662695
Anyone know?

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>>17661529
What a great day

>> No.17662762 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
Thanks I'm buffet now

>> No.17662763 [DELETED] 

>>17662650
Where did you get this picture of me? WTF???

>> No.17662765 [DELETED] 

Feds are trying so hard to pump it up and hold it at 24k

>> No.17662770 [DELETED] 

>>17662598
based autist

>> No.17662771 [DELETED] 

>>17661671
only this time u will have top hold for 20+ years

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>> No.17662773 [DELETED] 

>>17662720
It's "into the flood again, same old trip it was back then"

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CRAB IS BACK BITCHES

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LOL WUT

>> No.17662781 [DELETED] 

>>17662740
>>17662734
being bated this much thx for the laugh

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Burn !
BURN!
Aaaahhhhh

>> No.17662783 [DELETED] 

>>17662695
BAC just had a bit of a pump.

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>>17662749
I already did.

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I'm going to take a nap, tell me how the stock market goes within the next few hours ;)

>> No.17662788 [DELETED] 

am newfag, what is a stock and how do I buy it?

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*snib*

>> No.17662796 [DELETED] 

posting in an epic sticky

>> No.17662797 [DELETED] 

>>17662780
looks like a glitch

>> No.17662799 [DELETED] 

the worst of it is over?

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fuck it I'll do it.
Fuck the wife, I transferred all my money to my Mama so she can't take shit.
I'LL DROP EVERY FUCKING PENNY I HAVE LEFT ON SPY IN THE NEXT DUMP, IF THE BITCH DARES TO DIVORCE ME SHE'LL HAVE 20 BUCKS AT HER NAME.

>> No.17662803 [DELETED] 

>>17662788
Yes

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ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
AND THE SKY IS GREY
I’VE BEEN FOR A WALK
ON A WINTERS DAY

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>>17662736
shits gonna keep crashing untill the Chinese start working again

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>>17662718
Here's a couple

>> No.17662814 [DELETED] 

>>17661953
imagine being this much of a beta

>> No.17662821 [DELETED] 

Got fucked by IG and couldn't sell my puts on the open.

>> No.17662823 [DELETED] 

Who the fuck is buying?

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>> No.17662830 [DELETED] 

>>17662802
Your mom will take it and give 70% of it to your wife.

>> No.17662835 [DELETED] 

>>17662781
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.17662837 [DELETED] 

>>17662775
>fugg anon just leaked the feds game plan

>> No.17662839 [DELETED] 

>>17662802
Haha wh*te women.

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This just proves your knowledge of economics is bullshit and you have to think the impossible.
Imagine

>> No.17662845 [DELETED] 

I'm so fucking happy, I'm going to make so much fucking money once this downturn / recession / whatever springs back. My current losses are irrelevant in comparison.

>> No.17662847 [DELETED] 

>>17662802

>getting married

You deserved it

>> No.17662848 [DELETED] 

>>17662782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

>> No.17662852 [DELETED] 

>>17662802
Nigger dont buy the dip yet

>> No.17662854 [DELETED] 

Who here /bearturningbull/? Let’s admit, this is the first market happening for most of us, I started opening long positions in my Roth and taxable account because this is bound to squeeze up hard relatively soon. Way, way too many people are short for them not to get fleeced by the big guys.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


GET ENERGY FOR NEXT DUMP


POST BEST MEMES

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It has to be this way

>> No.17662862 [DELETED] 

>>17662787
no worries, we crab today
have a good nap

>> No.17662863 [DELETED] 

So guys, when do you think the actual bottom will be in? I know that today can't be it. 2008 didn't happen in 1 day.

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>>17662781
Sure thing

>> No.17662867 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
I bought
I am unironically only down 1% today

>> No.17662871 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
anon the happening is cancelled
there will be no recession

>> No.17662872 [DELETED] 

>>17662256
Obviously blue chips in this panic. I only buy companies that I'm 95% sure that will make it through this shitstorm.

>> No.17662875 [DELETED] 

Is this the boomerpacalypse that we have been calling for?

>> No.17662880 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

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shits fucked

>> No.17662883 [DELETED] 

WTF LADS
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN
IM DOOMED
>IM DOOMED
CAN I SUE THESE FUCKERS FOR IT?

>> No.17662884 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
This. Seriously. BAC had like a 7% pump. Who?

>> No.17662888 [DELETED] 

>>17662632
LTV is correct in the context of Marxist thought.

>"that sounds like bullshit 'subjective reality' nonsense to me, anon"
It is, but bear with me. Marx wasn't an economist and although he was talking about the economy he was actually talking about how power is manifested in economic relationships.

The labour theory of value is a theory of labour, not of value. The products that the capitalists sells have value because others will buy them off him, sure (normal economics), but they only have that value because of the labour invested in them (labour theory of value) by the workers.

The labour theory of value is necessary to explain how the workers are exploited. In normal economics the worker is not exploited because his labour is worth what he can sell it for and so if he sells it to the bosses at that rate then that rate is not exploitative. For Marxist thought to be comprehensible, it needs to decouple price from value.

>"so LTV is a post-hoc justification for Marxist thought?"
No, it's a primitive attempt to explain how a voluntary relationship between boss and worker can be exploitative.

Normal economics sees the equal exchange of labour for wages and says "Nope, no exploitation here."

Marxian economics sees the power relationship that undergirds that "equal" exchange and calls it exploitation. The LTV is a rhetorical rejoinder to normal economics.

>"but that's still wrong and fucking dumb"
Yeah, no shit. It's literally from the 1850s. As I said, leftists failed to innovate on Marxism because they got too obsessed with niggers and trannies. There are interesting fringe Marx-derived modern left economic systems, but you'll never hear about them over the shrieking of purple-haired dykes complaining about microaggressions.

Marx was right about everything wrong with capitalism.

>> No.17662889 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
Remember to hedge against the downturn with $NCOV.
$NCOV! Your friendly hedge against the stock market crash.

>> No.17662891 [DELETED] 

>>17662845
Why? What are you accumulating?
t. Noob with 10k waiting on the sidelines

>> No.17662893 [DELETED] 

DUMP HARDER NIGGA

>> No.17662895 [DELETED] 

>>17662863
What do you think has been going on for the last two weeks?

>> No.17662898 [DELETED] 

>>17662863
15,000 maybe. Probably lower

>> No.17662900 [DELETED] 

>>17662843
Lmao wtf

>> No.17662903 [DELETED] 

>>17662875
once in a lifetime opportunity to transfer boomer wealth over to our generation

>> No.17662904 [DELETED] 

>>17662802
Why the fuck would you give it to another vagina?

>> No.17662905 [DELETED] 

Pharma stock is down.

I was ready to transfer 10k into pharma stocks. Now I just withdraw my cash and going to just sit on it.

Everything is going to just crash.

>> No.17662907 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
To be honest, It feels like theres fucking ghost money in the stock markets.

>> No.17662909 [DELETED] 

>>17662377
Yeah well my dad works at Microsoft and he said he'll ban your xbox account

>> No.17662912 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
Me.

>> No.17662913 [DELETED] 

>virus spreading faster and faster
>no plan or anything that can be done to stop it
>people keep buying at DJI 24k

????

>> No.17662914 [DELETED] 

>>17662888
kys commie scum

>> No.17662915 [DELETED] 

>>17662843
who would buy your bags though if you had those?

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Just a small shakeout to kickstart the roaring 20s

>> No.17662923 [DELETED] 

>>17662702
retarded theory for obvious reasons without the qualifier of "socially necessary"

adding "socially necessary" just makes LTV a tautology at worst and a shiity reformulation of supply and demand at best.

this isn't even on touching on the fact that Marx couldn't resolve the transformation problem and didn't publish vol 3 of capital because he realized how inconsistent it was. Other economists pointed this out later kind of BTFO Marx from being taken seriously in the field of economics.

>>17662700
OK communist

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greetings form /pol/

B u y h i g h
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S e l l l o w
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>> No.17662926 [DELETED] 

Crab market.

>> No.17662928 [DELETED] 

HISTORY

>> No.17662934 [DELETED] 

>>17662863
Bottom will be 17,500
> screenshot this

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If the Fed fails to save the market, who will save it? It's too big to fail and it is certainly a crime to let the market fail..

>> No.17662937 [DELETED] 

>>17662915
Wait you mean you can't just click "sell"?

>> No.17662938 [DELETED] 

>>17662888
>because they got too obsessed with niggers and trannies
Why did Marxists always end up doing this?

>> No.17662940 [DELETED] 

>all these normies ITT crying because their phone app isn’t working
FUCK OFF AMATEURS AND CASUALS

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>imagine being stupid enough to think you can stop the golden bear

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INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

>INTERNATIONAL TREASURY BOND TRACKING ETF

i didn't know there WERE international treasury bonds......

>> No.17662947 [DELETED] 

>>17662863
20-40% lower than they tell you.

>> No.17662951 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
THE FED lol wake up and smell the coffee

>> No.17662953 [DELETED] 

WHAT THE FCUKIJG TUCK!!!!!
I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF AHSUSAKAHSJAJ

TRUMP COME OUT ANS FIX HIS SHIT NOWOWOWOWOOOOOOWOWOW!!!?!

WHQT THE FUUUUUCK

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Burgers btfo

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>3 hours ago Iran reports 595 new cases of coronavirus and 43 new deaths, raising total to 7,161 cases and 237 dead
>4 hours ago Qatar closing all schools until further notice due to coronavirus
>14 hours ago Albania reports first 2 cases of coronavirus
>15 hours ago U.S. Senator Ted Cruz says he will be staying home this week after a person he had a brief interaction with at CPAC tested positive for coronavirus
>15 hours ago Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus
>16 hours ago Saudi Arabia bans travel to and from the UAE, Kuwait, Bahrain, Lebanon, Syria, South Korea, Egypt, Italy, and Iraq due to coronavirus - SPA
>20 hours ago Saudi Arabia closes all schools and universities across the kingdom until further notice due to coronavirus - SPA
>20 hours ago Oregon Governor Brown declares state of emergency due to coronavirus
>21 hours ago Italy reports 1,492 new cases of coronavirus and 133 new deaths, raising total to 7,375 cases and 366 dead
>22 hours ago German tourist dies of coronavirus in Egypt, 1st death in Africa

>> No.17662961

>>17662882
>margin during this volatility
YOURE GOING TO GET MARGIN CALLED IDIOT!

>> No.17662965

FUCK THE FED STOP PUMPING

>> No.17662973
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>>17662883
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17662974

Even with the feds pumping this is pathetic as fuck.

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what if banks start collapsing and there will be no money to pay off everyone?

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So /smg/ will it?

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down 50 large and i have a rash on my penis, no good bros

>> No.17662992

>>17662825
delete this

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ABSOLUTELY BASTE

>> No.17662996 [DELETED] 

>>17662936
>Muh free market will fix it

>> No.17662997 [DELETED] 

10Y bond rate coming back up, looks like big money is buying the dip...

>> No.17663001 [DELETED] 

>>17662973
based wine aunt who pulled out of the market early to protect her wine funds

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>>17662974
>>17662965
>feds pumping

nice try kiddo

>> No.17663003 [DELETED] 

>>17662830
She hates the bitch too.
I'm going to divorce her anyway
>>17662904
I manage her account, she has no clue on what's going on, she only wants 2k a month, I'm getting double of that of her account already.

>> No.17663006 [DELETED] 

T H R E A D T H E M E
https://youtu.be/fmRjgWW8yn0

>> No.17663007 [DELETED] 

>>17662916
Do you mean the soaring 20s? Hail Cliff High

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we sticky now

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>>17662953
Trump won't (also can't) help you now retard

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17663014 [DELETED] 

Greetings people of /biz/ I am a fellow traveller from the land of /tg/.

What the actual fuck is going on and what are people doing to stop it?

>> No.17663020 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
BULL SIGNAL
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17663021 [DELETED] 

>We are experiencing issues with equities, options and crypto trading. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible.

lol robinhood

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Just own the market and ride it out guys.
Stop playing the freakout game.

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>Don't worry it's still not as bad as the Great Depression!

kek these goalposts

>> No.17663024 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
>Fake News
HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHA

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Just invested in Newmont Mining

>> No.17663031 [DELETED] 

>>17662938
Because leftist politics lacks deep strategic leadership and resources. The elite parties always play bigger and smarter.

That's why, despite being a literal gommunist, I'm trading stocks. At a certain point you have to admit that the better people have won. Not "better" in a moral sense, but better in a competitive sense.

I want to win too. I want that fucking yacht. Then, when I have money and resources, MAYBE I will return to the left. If they're worth it.

>> No.17663032 [DELETED] 

>>17662872
Just chill then, If youre worried about it crashing harder and you running out of money just DCA will smaller buys to stretch the cash.

>> No.17663033 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
He just can’t help himself.

>> No.17663039 [DELETED] 

>>17662989
activate windows

https://github.com/CHEF-KOCH/KMS-activator

>> No.17663040 [DELETED] 

>>17662453
Ahahaha I can't wait to until we hit negative rates and you lose your fucking mind when you see the results

>>17662993
what a fucking RETARD.
for fuck sakes he's gonna lose himself the re election at this rate

>> No.17663042 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
Blumpf is unironically over because of this
Somebody photoshop the JUST hair on glurmpfhgh
Bernie 2020

>> No.17663043 [DELETED] 

>>17662888
>The labour theory of value is a theory of labour, not of value. The products that the capitalists sells have value because others will buy them off him, sure (normal economics), but they only have that value because of the labour invested in them (labour theory of value) by the workers.
Nah. Simply not true. A gold nugget that took 10 minutes to find is just as useful as a gold nugget that took 10 hours to find. Labour added nothing in the latter case.

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>>17662665
Umm sweaty

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HOW CAN THE GOVERNMENT LET THIS HAPPEN?

WHY GOD. WHY ME?

MOMMY PLEASE STOP IT! MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE! GET ME OFF OF THIS RIDE NOW! IT WASNT SUPPOSE TO END LIKE THIS! I HAD MY ENTIRE LIFE AHEAD OF ME AND NOW ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS ARE GONE!

JESUS MY SAVIOR PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW SUCH A TRAVESTY TO OCCUR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5O6U2Gus_o

HEDGE WITH CRYPTO MY ASS

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>>17663014
code red

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>>17662049
Propane

>> No.17663060 [DELETED] 

Welp. Do I buy cheapies or make another bet it keeps falling

>> No.17663066 [DELETED] 

>>17663020
QUICK DIVE UNDER THE STEAM ROLLER FOR A DOLLAR!! QUICKLY!!!

>> No.17663068 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
>sticky

OH NO NO NO NO

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>>17662993
Does he not understand that cheap oil will destroy the fracking industry as they can't produce it cheep enough to be profitable?
Oh and lets not forget about the impending collapse of the US health system.

>> No.17663075 [DELETED] 

I managed to sell off all of my puts on robinhood. thank god, now i can go back to bed.

>> No.17663076 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STICKY SHIT IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>> No.17663077 [DELETED] 

>>17663043
That's exactly what I said.

>> No.17663081 [DELETED] 

>>17662681
intradastmg. how long till oil stocknz bottom out tho

>> No.17663083 [DELETED] 

>>17663045
Turns out he was an absolute chad giving great advice

>> No.17663085 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
Signed, went heavy into TQQQ DDM SPXL and SPY calls 2 weeks out ootm. Also SPY and QQQ for the Roth. Nice bargains out there!

>> No.17663086 [DELETED] 

>>17663030
Should have gone GOLD bud, much more upside.

>> No.17663087 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
Mass market panic as a result of coronavirus and oil fuckery. Been HAPPENING for weeks now but it's only getting worse. >>17663014

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17663090 [DELETED] 

SO MANY TOURISTS IN THIS THREAD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MT /biz/

>> No.17663095 [DELETED] 

everything is going up already, happening cancelled

NOTHING EVEN HAPPENS, WE LIVE IN THE GAYEST TIMELIME AND EVERYTHING ENDS UP BEING A NOTHINGBURGER

>> No.17663096 [DELETED] 

>>17663039
I already have it, windows keep re classifying it as a virus so I have to manually remove it every time, it doesn't bother me

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WTF IS IGOV WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.17663101 [DELETED] 

THE SLIDE CONTINUES
YUROP LOST UPWARD MOMENTUM

>> No.17663103 [DELETED] 

>>17663023
>it's not bad because 6 days in HISTORY were worse

>> No.17663106 [DELETED] 

Bill Mitchell spending today going full IT'S JUST A FLEW BRO ONLY 7 AMERICANS DEAD IF YOU DON'T COUNT THAT NURSING HOME

>> No.17663107 [DELETED] 

>>17663060
don't be retarded. There is no floor

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It's all good

>> No.17663113 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
Hes like Sherlock Holmes hes a high functioning autist

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>>17663057
DAMU ITS THE END

NOT EVEN MY LINKIES CAN FIND SOLICE IN THIS HELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17663120 [DELETED] 

>>17663090
You can’t stop us all

>> No.17663122 [DELETED] 

>>17662797
Some asshole putting in a 200k order hoping someone with enough margin market buys

>> No.17663123 [DELETED] 

Evens: We pump to 288 by eod
Odds: We crab to 281 by eod
Dubs: We crash further to 270 by eod
Trips or more: ITS HAPPENING

>> No.17663125 [DELETED] 

>>17661529
Guys it has been coiling up for the past hour another huge gap down to -8% incoming.

>> No.17663127 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
> what are people doing to stop it?
Why would someone want to stop something so beautiful

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>>17663057
Is it time to grab a sword and go /innawoods/ or can we survive this?

>> No.17663132 [DELETED] 

why did DRIP go up today

>> No.17663135 [DELETED] 

>>17663108
translate your garbage before posting it faggot

>> No.17663137 [DELETED] 

>>17663032
Yeah planning to do that. I'm not allowing myself to make more buys today. Am going to get a good night sleep and look at the situation again tomorrow. I'm in for the long haul though, I don't care that much about getting the absolute lowest dip it will be.

>> No.17663138 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
nothing special

>> No.17663140 [DELETED] 

>>17663031
>communist trading stocks
Christ the absolute state of the left

>> No.17663144 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
Chaos demons of Slaanesh are in an oil trade war with the Orcs while great unclean ones are spawning all over the Imperium. The adeptus mechanicum has a bunch of big screens that show bad number

>> No.17663147 [DELETED] 

Plunge Protection Team working overtime here

>> No.17663149 [DELETED] 

>>17662375
Explain what this is.

>> No.17663152 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
Cope

>> No.17663153 [DELETED] 

>>17663099
dude it's glitched on google just stop

>> No.17663159 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
Everyone is panic selling because of coronavirus and, as of now, nothing. The feds are pumping into the market hoping it will stabilize but it doesn’t seem to be much of a long term solution

>> No.17663161 [DELETED] 

Are some of you guys fuckin stupid? Start buying puts on the airlines, cruise lines, and casinos. These stocks are going to continue to trend down without a bottom in sight. The more confirmed cases of corona, then the lower the stocks will go.

>> No.17663162 [DELETED] 

>>17663108
Privacy

>> No.17663164 [DELETED] 

>>17663099
I honestly want to know more about this.
It's non government issued debt, does this mean people are betting against the govt?

>> No.17663165 [DELETED] 

>>17663099
BRUH WTF

>> No.17663167 [DELETED] 

>>17663123
NOT BAD
RE ROLLING

>> No.17663169 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
Russia rolled Nat1 in charisma check with Saudi Arabia

>> No.17663176 [DELETED] 

>>17663130
>sword
ngmi
Just pick up a mossberg for 400 anon.

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>>17663083
Meanwhile (((Bernstein)))...

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Option prices are fucking crazy rn

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>> No.17663190 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
The feds are going to pump their semen in, but even all the Hyperinflation in the world can't save us

>> No.17663192 [DELETED] 

Oil isn't recovering.... Fuck Russia, and fuck Saudi Arabia. I hope the kung flu kills them all.

>> No.17663194 [DELETED] 

>>17663153
its on all the trading apps aswell...

>> No.17663195 [DELETED] 

DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%
DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%
DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%
DOW SLIDING AGAIN
>-5.8%

>> No.17663196 [DELETED] 

>>17663123
It's happening, regardless of digits

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>>17663099
It's not just a glitch on Google, either.
What the fuck is going on?

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>>17663031

>> No.17663214 [DELETED] 

>>17663164
its a glitch, please use common sense.

if bond prices were this high, yields would be -2342141234%, nobody would buy it

>> No.17663218 [DELETED] 

>>17663186
Every Fucking TIME

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I LOVE BONDS!!!!!
Thank you graham for teaching me 50% bonds 40% stocks 10% gold
I fucking love youuuuu

>> No.17663223 [DELETED] 

>>17663153
No chucky shows the same thing. Ask is 199k. Bid is 49. Nobody selling?

>> No.17663224 [DELETED] 

>>17663188
Um checked and baste

>> No.17663225 [DELETED] 

>STICKY
CRASH CONFIRMED

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HERE WE GO LADS

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>>17663195
They have been trying hard to keep it above -6 but she keeps falling

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TING LAO
XIAO MEI MEI

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>>17663140
/pol/tard

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>>17663192
ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرٱلْمَوْتُ لِأَمْرِيكَاٱلْمَوْتُ لِإِسْرَائِيلِٱللَّعْنَةُ عَلَیٰ ٱلْيَهُودِٱلنَّصْرُ لِلْإِسْلَامِ

>> No.17663243 [DELETED] 

>>17663206
Someone limit sold
Someone market bought

Shit happens

>> No.17663250 [DELETED] 

>>17663220
JUST

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WE'RE

GOING

DOWN

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IT'S NOT A GLITCH IGOV WENT UP 3000x OVERNIGHT WTF

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Can someone tell me where to see the cash balance for TQQQ. People are saying it could get liquidated, and I want to figure out WHERE I can see this. TQQQ is my recession recovery plan!

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>>17663153
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/igov

>> No.17663266 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
The guy doesn’t understand how markets work off of market sentiment. News about the Corona virus that’s coming straight from the CDC is exacerbating current stock prices. He’s calling the information coming from his own administration fake news.

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SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.17663271 [DELETED] 

>>17663206
someone came in and did a market buy and there was no liquidity. they halted the ETF and are going to unwind the transaction.

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FED needs to seriously screw off and delete system 32.

>> No.17663276 [DELETED] 

BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP

>> No.17663277 [DELETED] 

>>17662993
So much COPE
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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HOW ARE YOUR 401K'S DOING?

>> No.17663281 [DELETED] 

>>17663257
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

>> No.17663282 [DELETED] 

>>17662201
>lol just buy my ponzi instead

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NO TRUMP
NOOOOOOO

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All boards, report in

>> No.17663288 [DELETED] 

>>17663257
FUCKKKK SOME SHTIZO MADE A POST LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO TO BUY IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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THE BEARS ARE BACK
THE FED CAN DO NOTHING

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-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%

>> No.17663296 [DELETED] 

>>17663237
It's more about going back to the left after making it. So, I'm going with /pol/ on this.

>> No.17663300 [DELETED] 

>>17663276
But what do I buy?

>> No.17663301 [DELETED] 

>>17663237
>improve society
>communism
UNIRONICALLY KYS COMMIE SCUM FAGGOT

>> No.17663302 [DELETED] 

It's all algo trading now you nigger apes it can only go up.

>> No.17663303 [DELETED] 

>>17663108
privacy

>> No.17663304 [DELETED] 

>>17663286
/tv/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH poster reporting in

>> No.17663305 [DELETED] 

shouldnt' lower oil prices caused by a price war be bullish for stocks

>> No.17663307 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
Our president is going full COPE

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>>17663014
Fall of Cadia is imminent.

>> No.17663310 [DELETED] 

>>17663300
everything

>> No.17663313 [DELETED] 

can someone please change trump password on twitter he's going to make everything even worse now

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-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%
-6%
>-6%

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. SELL SELL SELL SELL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17663316 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
This is FUD because the deaths would be much higher if as much people get Corona as they do flu every year

>> No.17663318 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
I swear hes making the market panic everytime he opens his mouth ahahhahahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17663321 [DELETED] 

>>17663286
/v/ reporting in
im looking to get rich quick, how do i start?

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>(((Fed))) pumping getting in the way of a happening

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>>17662595
Same lmfao
Playing end of evangalion as I scroll down the sticky

>> No.17663324 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA WERE FUCKED

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.17663325 [DELETED] 

>>17663288
NO WAY

>> No.17663329 [DELETED] 

>>17663286
/g/ reporting in, what the fuck is happening

>> No.17663330 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
He is gonna blow the election at this rate

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>-6.23%

>> No.17663332 [DELETED] 

THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

THIS DAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

>> No.17663334 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
Ya, he's panicking now.

>> No.17663335 [DELETED] 

>>17663300

LMT

>> No.17663337 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
GO BACK TO WORK WAGIE

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guys please just buy the dip

please guys come on

>> No.17663339 [DELETED] 

>>17663313
he's making a fucking ass out of himself. it's so cringe.

>> No.17663342 [DELETED] 

>>17662049
tombstone

>> No.17663344 [DELETED] 

>>17663310
>buying anything on the worst stock market day since 2008
yikes, ngmi

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its actually happening

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>>17663286
/lit/ reporting in
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17663348 [DELETED] 

>>17663206
What in the fuck is this, is this where all the money went? Is this some fucking NWO spaceship stock about to blast off from earth with all the annunaki gold?

>> No.17663351 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
“STOP SELLING!”

>> No.17663352 [DELETED] 

This was the most obvious crash in history.
I'm so pissed i didn't have the funds to short the shit out of everything

>>17663286
/fit/ standing by

>> No.17663353 [DELETED] 

>>17663043
>>17663043
You're gonna do jack shit with a nugget of gold without the equipment and know-how to process it and/or a market apparatus to exchange it. A gold nugget is only worth anything if you're already thinking in terms of exchange-value, you dumb fuck.

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>>17663286
/m/, reporting in.

>> No.17663357 [DELETED] 

>>17662823
The Fed, with your money

>> No.17663358 [DELETED] 

post bogs

>> No.17663359 [DELETED] 

>nvidia

TOP KEK

there's people that bought and held NVDA at 314

>> No.17663365 [DELETED] 

SLIDING TOWARDS -7% AGAIN
AND BEYOND
PREPARE FOR -13% HALT

>> No.17663366 [DELETED] 

IS GOING DOWN AGAIN

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

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>>17663286
/mu/ reporting in.

>> No.17663370 [DELETED] 

>>17663344
zoom out

>> No.17663373 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

>> No.17663374 [DELETED] 

>>17663321
Buying the dip, faggot.

>> No.17663375 [DELETED] 

>>17663286
/biz/, but i'm going to become /vr/ for awhile so i can escape from this

>> No.17663377 [DELETED] 

Tourist here. Is it going to dip even further or just stay at this level for today?

>> No.17663378 [DELETED] 

>>17663285
This is just wrong though. How can he just lie?

>> No.17663379 [DELETED] 

>>17663331
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA

>> No.17663381 [DELETED] 

>>17663014
Magnus just broke through the imperial Webway

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>>17663321
Try some AI Dungeon /biz/ runs at first

>> No.17663386 [DELETED] 

IT'S GOING BACK DOWN AGAIN AHAHAHAHA

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>>17663286
/asp/ finna reporting in
wondering how jbl's feeling about this

>> No.17663388 [DELETED] 

>>17663286
/lit/ here

Remember to start with the greeks: theta, delta, and the rest

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Yes retail traders 10 steps behind the pros, better load up the puts and sell every last investment now

>> No.17663391 [DELETED] 

Will it crash again?

>> No.17663393 [DELETED] 

>>17663276
WHAT SHOULD I BUY PLEASE HELP

>> No.17663395 [DELETED] 

Is there a way to make money off of any of this shit happening today

>> No.17663396 [DELETED] 

>>17663370
you have to go back to 1991 oil is kill. we're all fucked.

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SHE'S GOING DOOOWNNN

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The World Health Organization is doing their presser and Tedros is absent.
This does not spell confidence

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TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN
TIME TO HALT AGAIN
>TIME TO HALT AGAIN

>> No.17663408 [DELETED] 

>>17662907
Yeah, it's called stocks.

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>>17663286
/tg/ reporting in

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>>17663286
/FIT/ and /K/ reporting in

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>>17663286
/co/ here reporting

>> No.17663415 [DELETED] 

I WANNA SEE SUB 24K

>> No.17663419 [DELETED] 

>>17663286
/int/ ready for action

Oslo (Norway) index down 8%, portfolio up 16%

>> No.17663422 [DELETED] 

it really was a bulltrap
fucking memes