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Nothing Can Stop What's Coming

Popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://chartstar.com/ (incoming)

Stock/ETF screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
The Malazan series is excellent for trader.

>>17659460

>> No.17660322

a

>> No.17660326

CALL 911 NOW

>> No.17660327

first for day of the bear

>> No.17660329
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17660329

-23% EOD

>> No.17660331

NIGGERS

>> No.17660332

>>17660309
I’m all sweaty! 9 more minutes until Valhalla!

>> No.17660333
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>>17660309
did you miss me, /biz/?

>> No.17660334

10% pump today

>> No.17660341

First for fuck circuit breakers

>> No.17660342
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17660342

The bears were right all along

>> No.17660343

RIDE THE BEAR

>> No.17660344

How can I make maximum profit during the crash ?

>> No.17660346

CRAWLIIIING IN MY SKIN

>> No.17660348
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>>17660309
The black swan is here.

>> No.17660352
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17660352

DUMP EEET AGAIN
THIS IIIIS THE END
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO NOW
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
ONE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
TWO SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
THREE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
NOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660354

Digits for worst collapse of all time.

>> No.17660356

EOD pump to green

>> No.17660357
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17660357

Most comfy platform to watch the markets open?

>> No.17660359

EIGHT
MINUTES

>> No.17660363

I'M GONNA BUY ALL THE ANIMES

>> No.17660364

bulls getting eviscerated
screen me in the putcap

>> No.17660365

READY FOR THE ALL DAY HALT

>> No.17660366

>>17660344
Start kidnapping women, they will inevitably become the new currency once the economy crashes.

>> No.17660367

Holy moly.

>> No.17660370
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17660370

mfw looking at market open
mfw my losses reach 20% of my net worth
mfw this is fun

>> No.17660371
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17660371

>>17660181 #

Waa waa mong boy?

>> No.17660373

How can people justify allowing shorts again? What value does it provide?

>> No.17660376

tfw didn't go all in SQQQ, what do I do with my spare 40%? Wait for a bounce?

>> No.17660377
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Old guys already sold & are leaving this Earth

>> No.17660378
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>>17660309
IM NOT READY

>> No.17660380

I should have gotten a gun license

>> No.17660381

>>17660309
What's the site with the squares like in OP pic?

>> No.17660383
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17660383

>>17660309
NO MERCY BOBROS

>> No.17660387
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BULL HERE, FUCK BEARS

>> No.17660388

>>17660357
This, I’d rather be nowhere else

>> No.17660389

Digits and market goes up

>> No.17660390

>>17660373
Every bet has a loser. Don't be salty.

>> No.17660391
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>>17660333
Checked.

>> No.17660395

How do circuit breakers work?
This is my first time hearing about them

>> No.17660396

Watching for big daddy fed to cut rates or turn on the pumps
that's when I long SQQQ

>> No.17660398

Digits for civilisations collapse.

>> No.17660399
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17660399

Relax...get comfy...and remember...the FED is ready.

>> No.17660400
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>>17660370
What did you think was going to happen?

>> No.17660401
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17660401

PRESS D TO DAB ON BULLS

>> No.17660403

Ok maybe its too late to ask this, but should I sell everything?

>> No.17660404
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>> No.17660409

based INO

>> No.17660414

Bears are going to get cucked, Corona is already priced into the market.

>> No.17660417
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17660417

Italy now down 11.4%

>> No.17660418

I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

>> No.17660421
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17660421

get your popcorn

>> No.17660422

>>17660357
Investing.com app

>> No.17660425

>>17660381
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>> No.17660426

What's the plan boys?

>> No.17660429

>>17660373
You misunderstand what shorts do. Shorts don't damage anything - the person lending the shares is making a bet. If the short fails, the lender wins and the borrower loses. If the short succeeds, the lender loses and the borrower wins.

Neither cases actually destroy wealth. They just transfer it.

>> No.17660431

>>17660425
Thanks fren

>> No.17660433

Half the meme broker apps are gonna crash anyway.

>> No.17660434

>>17660399
6 trillion dollars and lowering interest rates didnt do shit. its fucked

>> No.17660435
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17660435

>274.5

>> No.17660436

>>17660418
IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>> No.17660440

is finviz broken??

>> No.17660444

>>17660421
WOMP WOMP

>> No.17660443
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Houston, we have a problem!

>> No.17660445
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>> No.17660448
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DAX down 8%, bund futures exploding, are u fukken redy for open?

>> No.17660451

>>17660395
If they're even mentioned it's usually a sign they're either needed or are GOING to be triggered.

>> No.17660453
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17660453

>mfw feminists will have to become working girls for a jar of peanut butter
INCELS RISE UP

>> No.17660456

bullbros

we are fine

bears just clueless

>> No.17660458

>>17660395
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/faq-sp-500-price-limits.html

>> No.17660460

>bullfags coping so hard they dont want to allow shorting
my sides lmfao

>> No.17660461

>>17660399
>lets print more money

Brilliant idea. The only real solution is to nuke China for all this crap, they created the virus after all.

>> No.17660462
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>>17660399
Ready to crash with no survivors.

>> No.17660463
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17660463

Reminder that, in a mild recession, stocks drop 30-40%. In a depression, they drop 60-80% from their highs. We still have a long way to go.

God be with you all today.

>> No.17660466
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17660466

4 (four) minutes to go

>> No.17660465

>>17660426
BUY GUNS; YOU WILL NEED THEM

>> No.17660467

Can we please make stock buybacks illegal after this crash?

>> No.17660468

>>17660421
ITS BEAUTIFUL

>> No.17660479

>>17660332
Your Virgins await Wahleed. Allahu ackbar.

>> No.17660482

>>17660357
roof of the tallest building in your town

>> No.17660484

>>17660466

1 hour and 4 minutes

>> No.17660485

>>17660467
would just be done via dividends

>> No.17660486
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now all robinhood has to do is actually work so I can take profits lol
my last position that that site, everything else is at TDA

>> No.17660488
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>> No.17660490

>>17660467
>stock buyback
more like BYE BYE back to r*ddit

>> No.17660492

>>17660445
>Earth
Yikes dude

>> No.17660493

>>17660484
retard spotted

>> No.17660494
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>> No.17660496

>>17660395
you lose and joos win

>> No.17660497
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>>17660333
BEGONE

>> No.17660498

notice how the americans arent actually providing real solutions to the ongoing problem, theyre just going to "print more" money, kek. fucking clueless mutts. thank you based Putin and saudi prince's for putting the nail in the coffin finally.

>> No.17660500

>>17660482
kek

>> No.17660501
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>>17660486
I was a fool to sell this, a FOOL

>> No.17660506
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SPY FINNA BOUT TO DRILL

>> No.17660508
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>>17660309
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ik94T99Ag

>> No.17660510

>>17660366
>women
You misspelled loli cunny anon.
Petrodollar is gone, cunnydollar is the future.

>> No.17660511

If any of you want to make money today invest in ropes and stools

>> No.17660514

>>17660485
At least dividends reward future investors. Buybacks reward current holders and punish future investors.

>> No.17660516

>>17660458
Damn. Thanks

>> No.17660517
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17660517

Sooooooon. People will be freaking out. I will be niggering eating watermelon.

>> No.17660521

>>17660498
If only you knew how bad things really are. The "adults in charge" are fucking retards.

>> No.17660522

>>17660501
There will always be more opportunities, but profits are forever.

>> No.17660523

>>17660463
So it's fucking nothing?

>> No.17660525

>>17660390
>>17660429
So it serves the purpose of a casino
>Stock market is good for us

>> No.17660528
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17660528

BUCKLE UP

>> No.17660530

Can we go below 24,000 today?

>> No.17660534
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ATTENTION ALL RETARDS

WE OPEN IN 1 MINUTE

THE US CHANGED TIMES

>> No.17660537
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>>17660421
>That look of utter disbelief

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING GIVE ME MORE

>> No.17660536

>>17660373
Fuck off boomer

>> No.17660538

>>17660514
no. it's exactly the same. buybacks are a bit more tax-efficient too.

>> No.17660540
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>>17660493
explain to me y

>> No.17660541

calls I should be buying when we tank to hold until this shit blows over?

>> No.17660543

I KNOW I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>> No.17660546
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>>17660309
It's for you /biz/

>> No.17660549

UNDER A MINUTE TO BELL
OHNONONONONO

>> No.17660553
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Jews pulling out all the tricks to stop economic collapse

>> No.17660555

Thread Theme Songs:

For the Bernie Bros:
> The world turned upside down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXnol8NGbg

For those who bought the dip:
> Nearer my god to thee (the song played while the Titanic sank)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsr49csFYk

For the visitors from /pol/
> Fire Water Burn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

For visitors from /tv/
> Waltzing Matilda from the end scene of "On The Beach", a movie about the end of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_o8vX8lGss

For anyone who needs a good cry
> the ending of "You've got mail"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oQA4cwd6M

>> No.17660559
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It's time
i'll start
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660560
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>>17660444
Checked
Enjoy the show, bearbros

>> No.17660563
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>> No.17660565
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Good luck gentlemen.

>> No.17660567

HERE WE GO

>> No.17660569
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Let's get ready!

>> No.17660572
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CHAOS

PLAGUE

DEATH

PANIC

PANDEMONIUM

>> No.17660571
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>>17660501
don't feel bad bro I was nearly about to sell mine a few days ago for a slight loss
is this what being a bear is like? it kind of sucks desu

>> No.17660573
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>>17660530
we're going all the way, anon
we're all gonna make it to the bottom

>> No.17660574

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17660575

Why in the FUCK are the SPY puts also blood red

>> No.17660576
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17660576

LEMME SEE YOUR FUCKING WAR FACE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660579

>>17660541
AAPL, they will recover by later in the year. The demand is always there for new iphones.

>> No.17660581

Let's fuckin' goooooooooooo

>> No.17660590
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17660590

HERE WE GO

>> No.17660592

Magical

>> No.17660599

BOOM

>> No.17660600

OH GOD IM POOR

>> No.17660603
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Is he, dare i say our trader?

>> No.17660604
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ÀAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17660607
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I'M COOOOMING

>> No.17660608

>>17660559
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660609

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.17660612

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660613

CIRCUIT BREAKER IMMEDIATELY

>> No.17660617
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17660617

bully bully bully, oh bully bully bully. WHERE ARE YOU BULLY? I CAN'T FIND YOU ANYWHERE.

>> No.17660616
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AND INTO THE CIRCUIT BREAKER IT GOES

>> No.17660618

DAMN

>> No.17660619

BIGGGEST POINT DROP

>> No.17660622
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660623

HALTED ON OPEN
HOLY SHIT

>> No.17660625
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>> No.17660626

>it's up
Kek

>> No.17660627
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17660627

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ACTIVATE SHORT CIRCUIT

ACTIVATE THE FUCKING SHORT CIRCUIIIIIIIT

>> No.17660630

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.17660631
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17660631

LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY

>> No.17660632

>>17660536
Zoom zoom play stocknite

>> No.17660635

>>17660603
hes definitely /ourguy/

>> No.17660638
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>>17660576
Day of the Pillow is finally here

>> No.17660639
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AAAAAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAAAHU
AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>> No.17660640
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right on cue.

>> No.17660641

Oh nyooo

>> No.17660642
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17660644
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>-10 in less than half an hour
may god have mercy on us

>> No.17660646

AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

>> No.17660647
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THIS IS FUCKING IT ITS OVER
LOOK AT THIS SHIT

>> No.17660648

OH NO NO NO
Look at the top of the DIIIP
ACHHHHAAAAAAAA HAH HAH HAHA

>> No.17660651

SOMEONE POST IT

>> No.17660652
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17660652

GO GO GO

>> No.17660653

>>17660613
CCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKERRRRRR

>> No.17660654
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2wBKoDOzg

>> No.17660655

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHhhhHAhahahahahHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17660656
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17660656

WHOAH

>> No.17660657

HO.
LY.
FUCK.

>> No.17660658
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17660658

>>17660387
>shadman

>> No.17660659

>>17660463
In an inflationary depression they are up 69000690420% and you can barely buy a cucumber with the entire market cap

>> No.17660660

SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT ALL THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW

>> No.17660664

>my broker is hung up


g-guys what's happening I can't see

>> No.17660668
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17660668

>>17660631
FUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.17660669
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17660669

#citiwomen

>> No.17660671
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17660671

>>17660647
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

>> No.17660674
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17660674

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660675

GREATEST ECONOMY EVER

>> No.17660676

A BULL FLAG

>> No.17660677

how bad is it bros?

>> No.17660678
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17660678

>FIRST STOP HIT BEFORE OPEN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660679

> -1800

>> No.17660680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Play 'em together.

>> No.17660682

>robinhood shitting the bed again
why do I never learn?

>> No.17660683
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17660683

1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER
>1 MINUTE CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17660684
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17660684

>>17660647

>> No.17660686
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17660686

>he bought the dip

>> No.17660687

LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GONNA NEED A BIGGER PUMP

>> No.17660688
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17660688

It's been an honor know you all

>> No.17660689

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>> No.17660692
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17660692

ayy
posting in epic black monday thread

>> No.17660693

It's going to keep dropping you guys are delusional if you think it's going to stop, coronavirus will continue to spread in europe and america and more flights/cruises will be shut down and cities in america will be on lock down within the next few weeks.

>> No.17660694

>>17660682
everything just went to shit fren

>> No.17660697

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17660698

>>17660677
Invest in guns, ammo, food. Secure a bride to ensure humanity continues

>> No.17660699

>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000
>>UNDER 24,000
UNDER 24,000

>> No.17660700
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17660700

The fact the mods don't have this playing is sad.

>> No.17660701

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SELL MY SHIT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING AMERICANS I WISH COLOMBUS NEVER STEPPED ON THAT PIECE OF SHIT LAND

>> No.17660702

(+171.13%)

thanks bears.

>> No.17660703

OOOOOOOH

SAY

CAN

YOU

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE33333333R

>> No.17660704

ROBIN HOOD LET ME SELL
MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660706

Why is it that I'm laughing like a maniac during work and can't stop?

>> No.17660707

>200% on my sqqq calls

cumming

>> No.17660709

>>17660692
Absolutely based and Tedpilled.

>> No.17660710

MY BUY ORDERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH
>MY BUY ORDERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH
MY BUY ORDERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH
>MY BUY ORDERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH
MY BUY ORDERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH
>MY BUY ORDERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH

>> No.17660713

Put me in the screencap

>> No.17660714

>>17660692
praise ted

>> No.17660716
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17660716

Thanks for the circuit breaker...now I have control.

>> No.17660717
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17660717

WHERE YOU AT BULLS?
HUH?
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?

>> No.17660719

That moment where you lose a thousand bucks in 60 seconds

>> No.17660720
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17660720

massive fucking cheapies!!!!!!!!

>> No.17660722

ITS BLACK MONDAY THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0 DEAD NIGGAS IN THE STRETS RIOTS UNEMPLOYED NIGGAS RUNNING AROUND LOOTING SHIT

>> No.17660723
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17660723

Buy dividends boys. Don't you like free money? Look at the yields!

>> No.17660725

>>17660693
Watch out for the head fake rally on the antiviral trial results (spoilers: they only work if given right at the onset of symptoms and can't be produced in volume nearly soon enough).

>> No.17660724
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17660724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
IT'S FUCKING OVER LADS

>> No.17660728
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17660728

CRASHING THIS MARKET, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>> No.17660729

>-1800
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17660730
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17660730

>tfw can't trade options because auscuck
I COULD HAVE MADE THOUSAAAAANDS

>> No.17660731

>>17660706
PRETTY SURE WE ALL ARE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17660733
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17660733

>> No.17660734

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660735

Yo I just bought these ETFs at premarket (OILD, DRIP, and DWT) am I boned if oil doesn't collapse further by the end of the day?

>> No.17660737

HALTED

>> No.17660738

>>17660680
kino

>> No.17660739

JEROME POWELL IS EXIT SCAMMING


US DOLLAR WAS A SHITCOIN THE WHILE TIME

>> No.17660741

ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER

>> No.17660745

23000 is the bottom. We can't go below that.

>> No.17660746
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17660746

TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED TRADING HALTED

>> No.17660750

Last 4 digits is how many points on the dow we close down frens.

>> No.17660752

HIT THE BRAKES

>> No.17660753

" If you guys only knew how bad the situation is here.." - Chinese doctor and martyr of the truth,2020.
F

>> No.17660758

EVERYBODY YOU GOT 15 MINUTES TO GRAB SOME REFRESHMENTS DURING THIS BRIEF PAUSE BEFORE THE KEKING CONTINUES.

>> No.17660759
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17660759

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660761

Bear Bros...... We did it.

>> No.17660763
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17660763

ALREADY STOPPED IT

>> No.17660764

It'd over, not even the Jews could prevent the circuit breaker

>> No.17660770
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17660770

CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGGGGGGGGERRRR

>> No.17660772

>>17660750
looks like it's dip buying time.

>> No.17660774
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17660774

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART
FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO

>> No.17660775

Why have these breakers in place? Just let the stocks drop to where they are suppose to be.

>> No.17660777
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17660777

PRESS F FOR FEAR

F

>> No.17660779
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17660779

kek I am going to die laughing

>> No.17660780

BYE BYE CIRCUITS

>> No.17660781

>>17660750
>750
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660782

CIRCRUIT BREAKER!!!!!!

>> No.17660783
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17660783

>>17660686
>mfw

>> No.17660784

>>17660758
Popcorn should only take 3 minutes if you run to the microwave.

>> No.17660787

what's a circut breaker?

>> No.17660788
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17660788

uhhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Whoa.

uhuhuhuhuhuh

>> No.17660789
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17660789

H
A
L
T
E
D

>> No.17660791

>>17660750
>1750
FTFY

>> No.17660792

>>17660750
Not bad, all things considered.

>> No.17660795
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17660795

Was nice cross-watching with you lads
Good luck to you all from /leftypol/

>> No.17660800
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17660800

Cooler heads will prevail during this limit down and the bull market will return.

>> No.17660806

>>17660750
Weak

>> No.17660808

That's it?

>> No.17660809
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17660809

Include me in black Monday screencap

>> No.17660811

FOR THE FIRST TIME (and not last) WE HAVE HIT AN ORGANIC CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17660812

Fuck I'm at work. If a costumer comes in I'll just send him on his way.

>> No.17660813

so much for 30k lmao

>> No.17660817

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660818

FED
DO SOMETHING

>> No.17660822
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17660822

Remember when we were Kings like 2 weeks ago

>> No.17660824
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17660824

Is this how it all ends? I don't own stocks but I'm scared.

>> No.17660826

Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17660827
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17660827

YES BUY THE DIP BRO

JUST BUY THE DIP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17660829

Cramer talking up MMM :DD

>> No.17660831

IT'S HAPPENING. WE'RE WITNESSING HISTORY

>> No.17660834

How is this legal?

>> No.17660835

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CIRCUIT BREAKER WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING QRD FOR A DUMB /POL/TARD PLEASE

>> No.17660841
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17660841

>>17660800
>Cooler heads will
Their brains will freeze

>> No.17660844

When do I take profit?

>> No.17660848

>>17660775
If that happens nukes would be flying right now, DOW would plummet to absolute 0.

You have to give the feds and kikes some moments to prepare their next injections and moves.

>> No.17660852

>>17660421
She cute
Name?

>> No.17660853
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17660853

SO FAR SO FUCKING GOOD

>> No.17660854

5 MINUTES
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>5 MINUTES

>> No.17660858

Mommy

>> No.17660859
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17660859

ROCK MARKET GO KABOOM BOOM

ROCK MARKET GO KABOOM BOOM

ROCK MARKET GO KABOOM BOOM

>> No.17660864
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17660864

>circuit breaker triggered not even 10 minutes in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17660867

>>17660775
IT EXAGGERATES THE PROBLEM BECAuSE 15 MINUTES IS A LOT OF TIME TO BUILD SELL SIDE PRESSURE

>> No.17660870

>>17660835
Market's emergency brake when it dumps a certain value and trading is halted

>> No.17660873
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17660873

Maybe there will be a Fed bail out so hold on lads.

>> No.17660875

Oh no bullchads we might’ve got too cocky on this one

>> No.17660876

>>17660669
THANKS WOMEN

>> No.17660879

>>17660844
At SPY -11%

>> No.17660880

>>17660835
Markets 'stop' because things are going to shit. That nonsense should be illegal. It's basically full on kvetching mode.

>> No.17660881

Someone explain to me like I'm a retard about what's currently happening

>> No.17660884

Did anyone elses Robinhood options just go to 1 cent ea?

>> No.17660885

>>17660800
>cooler heads in a world of automated algo trading

>> No.17660889

>>17660835
Level 1 halt (7%)

Trading will halt for 15 minutes if drop occurs before 3:25 p.m.
At or after 3:25 p.m.—trading shall continue, unless there is a Level 3 halt.

Level 2 halt (13%)

Trading will halt for 15 minutes if drop occurs before 3:25 p.m.
At or after 3:25 p.m.—trading shall continue, unless there is a Level 3 halt.

Level 3 halt (20%)

At any time during the trading day—trading shall halt for the remainder of the trading day

>> No.17660891

I watched my portfolio value shoot from zero to 8k back to zero. What the fuck Robinhood.

>> No.17660892
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17660892

>>17660835
There are three levels,
-7% trading stops for 15 minutes
-13% same thing
-20% trading stops for the rest of the day

we just hit the first level in 2 minutes

>> No.17660899

>>17660777
Cheked
F

>> No.17660900
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17660900

LEVEL TWO INCOMING BOYS
PREPARE MARKET TO BE CLOSED WITHIN FIRST HOUR
I REPEAT
>PREPARE MARKET TO BE CLOSED WITHIN FIRST HOUR

>> No.17660901

Cramer admits we're now in a bear market: "It's been a great run"

>> No.17660903

>>17660835
Not NYSE, but futures are the same https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/faq-sp-500-price-limits.html

>> No.17660902

>>17660835
a circuit breaker is a market protection that temp pauses trading when indicators drop below certain %

>> No.17660904

why aren't my orders filling?

>> No.17660906
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17660906

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIMIT BREAKER

>> No.17660907
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17660907

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN,
TUMBLING DOWN,
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17660911

>>17660879
I think I might take profit just before the second circuit breaker.

>> No.17660912
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17660912

WOMP

>> No.17660913

>>17660844
>Taking profit during circuit breakers
Bears get fucked over. Circuit breakers exist to prevent profit taking from bears.

>> No.17660915

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>> No.17660919

>>17660859


WHY GRUG BUY SPY OPTIONS

GRUG HAVE NO ROCKS LEFT TO SPEND


AAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.17660920

who else is laughing their ass off at this?

>> No.17660921

>>17660884
Mine. Wtf?

>> No.17660922

>>17660884
Yeah I was like WTF!!!! Now even options trading is halted, which isn't normal

>> No.17660923

>>17660881
stonks down, kikes hit brakes

>> No.17660924

>>17660835
When the jews who control and are invested in the markets would lose too much money a 15 minute time out is put in place so they can take their money out and leave the sucker like (you) with nothing

>> No.17660925
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17660925

>when I said DOW to 20k 6 weeks ago and no one listened.

>> No.17660926

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>> No.17660929
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PRO TIP LADS 15 MINUTES IS LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY KOMME SUSSER TODD ABOUT TWICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17660932

>>17660906
how long till we hit the second breaker?

>> No.17660933
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>>17660876
This was epic.
> National womens day
> Women ring the opening bell.
> Circuit breaker.

>> No.17660934

>>17660723
>They kill the goose in that story
Ironic

>> No.17660935
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really fun

>> No.17660937

Any veterans know how long until the lights come back on?

>> No.17660938
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17660938

I was here for the 2020 stock market crash

>> No.17660939

S

>> No.17660940

>>17660892
Wait so we have to wait until 3:15?

>> No.17660941

I went to eat something, what did I miss?

>> No.17660942

SWITCH HERE

>>17660509
>>17660509
>>17660509

SWITCH HERE

>>17660509
>>17660509
>>17660509

SWITCH
>>17660509
>>17660509

>> No.17660944

>>17660867
it's also a safeguard against “flash crashes” that might or might not be caused by HFT algos

>> No.17660945

>>17660835
Put in place after the flash crash of 2010, its there so that you have the chance to react to market movements before computer algorithms react on the mili second level

>> No.17660946

>>17660920
me lmao stayed up to watch it

>> No.17660947

>>17660835
Pauses all trading for 15 minutes. Never happened before. The next milestone is -13%, which is another 15 minutes. After that is -20%, which automatically ends the day.

>> No.17660949

>>17660913
We'll keep dropping after this breaker, methinks.

The pattern I'm seeing is crab markets with the big changes happening overnight during market close.

God I wish I could buy options.

>> No.17660952

how long does the halt last?? trying to take profits

>> No.17660954
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HOW FUCKING FAST WAS THAT?
WAS THE CIRCUIT BREAKING JUST ENGAGED IN FUCKING MINUTES? AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

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>>17660834
Delusional bulls btfo

>> No.17660957

Portfolio -98% my spxs calls worth nothing

>> No.17660958
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17660958

LOOOK AT THIS SHIT I WANT MY 20 K YOU FUCKS

>> No.17660961

BULLFAGS STOPPED TRADING CAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO COPE SO HARD LMFAO GET FUCKED RETARDS

>> No.17660964

>>17660904
lmao, classic baggie humor

>> No.17660965

>>17660938
Put me in the screencap

>> No.17660967

>>17660920
I'm tearing up, I can't stop laughing in the middle of work.

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>>17660889
>when your golden bull is so fragile you literally need to pull a Xi Ping Pong to stop your literal BOTS from shorting the market into the ground

>> No.17660971

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LMAO

Managed to dump half my tqqq before the circuit breaker. Now my puts can really start printing

>> No.17660976

Does anyone know if this is a world record first breaker? Seems like a pretty good speedrun.

>> No.17660980

>>17660933
Pottery

>> No.17660989

>>17660698
reminds me I should do more IRL panic buying not in the stock market

>> No.17660995

>>17660940
The first two levels trading is halted for only 15 minutes, so we should be coming back online soon

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>> No.17661006

>I work in a finance firm
Bros i can hear screaming from the analyst desk
What's happening?

>> No.17661010

>>17660889
is this just for futures tho?

>> No.17661011
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>>17660622
>>17660627
>>17660668
>>17660674
Holy shit, it crashed immediately after opening.

>> No.17661013

When does trading resume?

>> No.17661015
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17661015

IMAGINE NOT SELLING AT DOW 27,000 INDICATOR

IMAGINE NOT SELLING AT BTC 15,000 INDICATOR

ITS LIKE PEOPLE THINK IT WILL JUST KEEP GROWING FOREVER NIGGERS DID YOU EVEN GO TO SCHOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>> No.17661016
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>level 1 already
>level 2 guaranteed in a few minutes

>> No.17661020
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>>17660938
This is how I feel, we're seeing history lads.

>> No.17661025

>>17660777
F

>> No.17661027

>>17660509
>>17660509
>>17660509
>>17660509
>>17660509
>>17660509

>> No.17661029

>>17661013
15 mins after the break, not sure when it happened exactly.

>> No.17661032
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NOBODY EVER LISTENED TO RON PAUL THEY JUST CALLED HIM CRAZY
WE DIDNT LISTEN
WE DIDNT LISTEN

>> No.17661034

>>17660976
5 minutes has to be up there but I wouldn't be surprised if that was common during a crash

>> No.17661038

>>17661006
Nothing. Keep buying and holding.

>> No.17661043

>>17660995
Jesus christ I'm scared. Do I dump my puts and take profit?

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>>17660938

>> No.17661067
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>>17660938
good that i got out of the market like a week before

>> No.17661070

>>17661006
Well you should be the one telling us fag

>> No.17661079

>>17661013
5 minutes or so i think, watch it live

>> No.17661113
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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!
ONWARDS TO FINAL VICTORY CORONA-CHAN!
TOTAL GLOBAL DEVASTATION!
COMPLETE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH!
I WANT IT ALL!
I WANT IT ALL TO BURN!
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN, GO ALL THE WAY FOR US!
TOTAL WAR!
CRASH AND BURN!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCKING DIE!!!!!

>> No.17661119

Trading resumes 9:49ET.

>> No.17661150
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>>17660932
ABOUT TEN MINUTES

>> No.17661188

watching this shit live boiiiiiiiiiiiii
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>people trying to find a way to make idle chit-chat while history happens in the background

>> No.17661210

>>17660940
>>17660995
>Shut for the rest of the day
Assuming that the market loses all 20%...are they really going to be opening it up tomorrow?

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>>17660884
ohhh yes

>> No.17661219

They literally turned off stonks. Pussies. Things go up and you're happy to take all of our money, things go down and it's OHNOOOO SAVE US TRUMP SAVE US CAPITALISM

Eat the invisible hand's dick, stonkies. Reap what you sow.

>> No.17661222
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>>17661113
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

>> No.17661310
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17661310

>>17661113
>>17661222

GIVE HER ALL YOUR POWER!!!

>> No.17661350

What will happen if you have a mortgage? Asking for a friend
Will the banks just nab all the houses right away?

>> No.17661370

Should I sell all my stocks or is it too late at this point?

>> No.17661378

>>17661350
No

>> No.17661389

WE OPEN

>> No.17661404

>>17661370
Depends if you like the company

>> No.17661418

It's not falling any further. Buy the dip now!!!

>> No.17661469

>>17661378
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/dow-futures-plummet-1200-points/story?id=69481843

>Trading halted as markets plummet on coronavirus fears and oil price uncertainty
> After OPEC talks fizzled over the weekend, Saudi Arabia slashed oil prices, triggering a price war and sending U.S. crude oil prices plunging by more than 25%.

>Meanwhile, the yield on the 10-year Treasury note dropped to an unprecedented low of 0.408%, a possible signal that investors are expecting a recession.

ITS MADE NORMIE NEWS

>> No.17661565

>>17661222
YOU KNOW WHAT I like 4chan and you guys are mostly alright, but CORONA CHAN??? SERIOUSLY this is the biggest act of fagatory I've ever seen and it's here on 4chan. Sort yourself out

>> No.17661570

>>17660669
Dankest meme so far

>> No.17661602

>>17661565
t. coofer

>> No.17661621
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17661621

Kill me now

>> No.17661633

>>17661565
shut the fuck up boomer

>> No.17661645

>>17661418
That's where you're wrong faggot

>> No.17661662

>>17660971
despite

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>>17661565
seethe more

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>>17660915
Don't buy the dip
BE THE DIP!

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>>17661565
>Not liking the personification of a deadly pandemic
Why even live?

>> No.17661962

what do i short bros

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>>17661565
FUCK YOU NEWNIGGER

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>>17660309

506 Shares of Shell for each 15.8€ total sum 8000€.
Feels pretty comfy buying at 2008ish financial crisis levels desu

>> No.17662844

Robinhood is so fucked.