/smg/ slots and mobile gambling general

[Anonymous No.17656605]

Golden bullrun edition

Popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://chartstar.com/ (incoming)

Stock/ETF screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
The Malazan series is excellent for trader.

>>17654735

[Anonymous No.17656657]

>>17656605
Fuck Thots

[Anonymous No.17656725]

>>17656657
That's a man, baby.

[Anonymous No.17657856]

here's the technical analysis for everyone who HODLed

[Anonymous No.17657875]

>>17656605
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17657885]

[Anonymous No.17657891]

FTSE -9% holy fug

[Anonymous No.17657896]

>>17657875
>this image is real btw

[Anonymous No.17657901]

The gold and silver bugs who said to stock up on food and ammunition were right. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.17657907]

by the way, why do we have that nhentai link in the op?

[Anonymous No.17657912]

BOOMER HOLOCAUST YES
ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17657918]

The stonk market is big gay.

[Standstill No.17657922]

>>17657912
To teach anons about inflation, can't you read?

[Anonymous No.17657924]

>>17657912
I legitimately have not seen any tripfags for at least 12 hours; I think they all killed themselves

[Anonymous No.17657925]

>>17657918
filtered

[Anonymous No.17657926]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

[Anonymous No.17657928]

>we're seeing no global coordination similar to what we saw in 2009

[Anonymous No.17657930]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

[Anonymous No.17657936]

OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.17657938]

holy fuck cnbc is retarded right now, they are acting like this is a big deal

[Anonymous No.17657943]

in italy we have 5 prisons rioting right now
not even memeing
it's the collapse of civilization

[Anonymous No.17657944]

@17657918
>>17657924
Damn it, I spoke too soon

[Anonymous No.17657947]

>stocks are going down
>gold is going down
>crude is going down
>memecoins are going down
Time to invest in guns and ammo.

[Anonymous No.17657948]

>>17657936
>sources close to the matter
>anonymous sources say
>a source familiar with their thinking

[Anonymous No.17657950]

We are literally witnessing history, gonna be fun shitposting with you guys until they take away internet and electricity

[Anonymous No.17657951]

>>17657943
oh man, what a disaster. Guess Italy is doomed

[Anonymous No.17657956]

>You will be able to buy Google stocks at 300$
>AMZN for 500$
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.17657959]

>>17657936
Fake

[Anonymous No.17657961]

>>17657922
it's not that kinda inflation tho

[Anonymous No.17657963]

>>17657950
nothing is going happen this is all just a market correction

[Anonymous No.17657967]

buy the dip guy is on

[Anonymous No.17657970]

>>17656605
I've lost about 600$ to slots and online gambline no lie

[Anonymous No.17657973]

>>17657943
sono cazzi è tempo di comprare 20kg di pasta

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17657976]

>>17657938
WHAT THE FUCK IS LYWI.GR's NEW INSTA???

[Anonymous No.17657989]

Guys... You told me to buy the dip... But thef dip keeps on dipping... Guys? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.17657991]

>>17657943
https://twitter.com/BANDIT_XRAY/status/1236784749483421697?s=19

[Anonymous No.17657996]

>>17657936
fake, here is the real front page

...Jesus fucking Christ it is still bad

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17657997]

>>17657925
I'm flattered.

[Anonymous No.17657998]

I have 250k to buy world etf (investment horizon 20-30y), when and how would you buy? This seems like a good time to do it.

[Anonymous No.17658003]

post relaxing bear market music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71_ZBu_qMNg

[Anonymous No.17658011]

>>17657998
>This seems like a good time
You wont make it

[Anonymous No.17658014]

>>17657998
>This seems like a good time to do it

[Anonymous No.17658016]

This Mohamed guy on CNBC doesn't seem that bad at all

[Anonymous No.17658020]

Hi biz
Im 38 yo, have no savings, no retirement, owe 86 k in debt, have a 450 credit rating and make about 18 k yearly.
How will any of this affect my life or can I just ignore all this as irrelevant? I dont know how money works and my main interest in life is just getting by. I just came here because the news is freaking out and I have no clue what's happening

[Anonymous No.17658021]

>>17657997
Daily reminder to beat your women,they deserve it

[Standstill No.17658023]

Coronavirus is the healthiest thing that happened to the global stock market in the last 4 years. We were long overdue. I'll be able to tell my nephews "Have you ever seen a fast-food chain stock with a p/e ratio of 80? I did! Before corona."

[Anonymous No.17658024]

>>17658003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.17658032]

>>17658011
lol its already down 27.6%, what could go wrong :D

[Anonymous No.17658037]

>>17657997
what a qt

[Anonymous No.17658039]

>>17657998
One thing for sure. You will loose less money than if you bought 2 weeks ago lol

[Anonymous No.17658041]

>>17658003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACP-7VXE-u8

[Anonymous No.17658048]

AHHH I'M NOT BALSY ENOUGH TO TRY ANYTHING IN THIS MARKET I'VE ONLY EXPERIENCED 2 DAYS OF BULL MARKET BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT I'M JUST A NOOB AAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.17658051]

[Anonymous No.17658058]

>>17656605
Dow's going to drop below 20k at the end of all of this.

[Anonymous No.17658059]

>>17657970
Try £6k in 11 days. 4 of them were green days too ;_;

[Anonymous No.17658060]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17658066]

I wish I was as cute as burn thot.

[Anonymous No.17658068]

>>17658048
Just think, you got to experience the last bull market ever
Something to tell the grandkids

[Anonymous No.17658069]

>>17658051
Will Trump halt the market till the election?

[Anonymous No.17658072]

>mfw the great happening is upon us and i'm still in my mid 20s

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

[Anonymous No.17658073]

Are you ready, bullniggers?

[Anonymous No.17658077]

Uhhh guys when is the bottom? You told me to buy the dip.. g-guys

[Anonymous No.17658078]

So is anyone sharing any actually useful knowledge here, or is everyone just gonna post reaction pics all day like retards? Where do I go to figure out whether society is truly fucked or this is just another bump in the road similar to 2008 where things suck for awhile but then return to normal?

[Anonymous No.17658079]

>>17658016
Think about what you just said anon.

[Anonymous No.17658081]

>>17657928
this is very bjg
no way China bails the US out again

[Anonymous No.17658085]

>>17658020
How have you made it this far in life anon? Why haven’t you either tried harder or totally given up?

To live in such low mediocrity is no life.

[Anonymous No.17658087]

>>17657973
è la fine ragazzi

[Anonymous No.17658092]

>>17658078
it's going to be 20x worse than 2008, even worse than 1929

[Anonymous No.17658095]

>>17658051
>>17658069
Or will Trump halt the election till markets recover?

[Anonymous No.17658097]

>>17657875
Based

[Anonymous No.17658099]

>>17658078
Society is not fucked.

[Anonymous No.17658104]

>>17658077
Well bottom today is when the halt trading today 3 hours in

[Anonymous No.17658112]

>>17658078
No, society is not going to completely collapse.

[Anonymous No.17658113]

Missing the wood for the trees here. with everyone distracted over corona Saudi has decided to go mad on oil production volumes, which has crashed oil prices and is causing the shock today. Cheap oil is back.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17658114]

>>17658021
>women
The one you're replying to was actually a man.
I wanted to very clearly troll the total fucking nog that accused me of trap posting in the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.17658115]

LETS THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17658117]

>>17658092
>>17658099
i like how the literal first 2 responses are exact opposites, real helpful guys...

[Anonymous No.17658121]

>>17658092
>even worse than 1929
OH BOY, SUPPER GIGA HITLER INC

[Anonymous No.17658123]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.17658124]

>>17658078
we can't know for sure, the damage isn't as widespread yet, but if the financial sector begins to crumble I doubt it can be saved this time

[Anonymous No.17658127]

>>17658092
why?

[Anonymous No.17658128]

>>17658117
people who tell you that society won't collapse are just coping, it's literally inevitable

[Anonymous No.17658129]

>>17658114
that image is actually sickening, stop it.

[Anonymous No.17658134]

Anyone trying to 'time the market' has lost it. There's no timing shit like this. A big fall in markets means this is definitely a buy time, but you should be drip feeding that money in over the coming months.

[Anonymous No.17658150]

>>17658134
OPADSFIOPAHNSDGKIHNgasgodiknsdga

FHIOASDFIOAJSDFMF

FUCING OPEN MARKET FUCK

ALL NIGHTERS SUCK ASS

[Anonymous No.17658152]

>>17658128
nothing is going to happen nothing ever happens, stop with your uninformed posts by fake news.

[Anonymous No.17658153]

who else here death cultist/rooting for chaos

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17658156]

>>17658037
Fairly certain that one's actually a man, as a heads up.
I did that specifically to piss off the nog that accused me of trap posting.

[Anonymous No.17658158]

>>17658123
We gonna see circuit breakers kicking in across EUR?

[Anonymous No.17658161]

>>17658152
>nothing will happen because I said so
reddit cope

[Anonymous No.17658164]

>>17658123
The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Indicator

[Anonymous No.17658167]

>>17658134
> he doesn't have mental super powers to always hit the exact bottom/top
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.17658168]

my portfolios gonna survive

r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.17658175]

>>17658117
if you really need the internet to tell you if the world is going to end, you really need to get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.17658198]

>>17658168
you should have invested in nonperishable food and small arms

[Anonymous No.17658200]

This CNBC live stream is hilarious, they don't want to say people are going to lose their jobs. The guy who just arrived from Milan is coughing everywhere. I hope these people get infected and we can see this really take off.

[Anonymous No.17658202]

>>17658156
I love me some 'japanese girls in opaque tights'

[Anonymous No.17658203]

>>17658168
Yes everything is going to be fine anon

[Anonymous No.17658204]

>RUSSIAN FINANCE MINISTRY SAID RESERVES WOULD ALLOW TO WITHSTAND PRICES OF $25-30/BBL FOR 6-10 YEARS
#oott
>https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1236967664372744193
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[Anonymous No.17658210]

>Smoll virus coofs
>Stock market collapses

[Anonymous No.17658211]

>>17658156
god, her nose ruins it man

[Anonymous No.17658212]

What moves are you making today, shitheads?

[Anonymous No.17658216]

>>17658204
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17658217]

Is fiat really fucked?
I have roughly $315k I’ve been sitting on for a year while living very minimally and waiting for a correction. I’m 31. No debt. Got this money from buying a house in 2011 with 3.5% down and selling in 2018.

[Anonymous No.17658232]

>>17658204
What does this mean???

[Anonymous No.17658233]

Won't the entire shitfest get reversed if russia and saudi arabia strike a deal

[Anonymous No.17658238]

>>17658212
Just going to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.17658239]

[Anonymous No.17658241]

>mfw I get to bully some of my friends that work in the Texas oil patch over buying ridiculous brodozers

I tried to tell them that it was a boom-or-bust industry, but they were smug shits that spent all their money

[Anonymous No.17658242]

>>17657943
So... you think these might offset some of my big losses or nah?

[Anonymous No.17658245]

>>17658232
it means tons of lost jobs in the US

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17658246]

>>17658129
bonbibonkers is actually a girl, and I've done my due diligence on that.

[Anonymous No.17658248]

Ok I bought my euro stocks. What are you guys planning for market open in the US?

I'm thinking of:
Limit order for
DAL @40.02
CCL @24.01 (not too much, they could easily go bust)
JNJ @125.02 they will never go lower than that for a long time, and that should be a solid long time investment
I also have some triggers set for some Vanguard ETFs at around 10-15% lower than current. If they take, I'm never going to touch them again and reinvest divs of course.

[Anonymous No.17658249]

>>17658233
Which they will btw. This market is unironically bullish

[Anonymous No.17658251]

>>17658233
No, because minutes after the markets start to bottom out and ral... Deutsche Bank announces it's bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.17658257]

Couldn't sleep last night so I took ambien

Just discovered that I spent 5k buying toilet paper in bulk

Fuck you guys and your memes

[Anonymous No.17658260]

>UK down 6%
>France down almost 7%
>Germany down almost 7%
>Italy down almost 10%

[Anonymous No.17658261]

>>17657997
These dudes are all going to end up killing themselves. You get that right?

[Anonymous No.17658264]

>>17658248
>Ok I bought my euro stocks.
do you think this is the bottom?!? you are crazy

[Anonymous No.17658266]

>>17658212
Waiting for a transfer to clear so I can start averaging

[Anonymous No.17658268]

>>17658257
>Just discovered that I spent 5k buying toilet paper in bulk

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17658275]

>>17658260
Nothing burger bro

[Anonymous No.17658277]

>>17658073
THE MARKETS ARE SPOOKED SOLID

[Anonymous No.17658280]

>>17658261
about 50% of them

[Anonymous No.17658285]

>>17658248
No obviously not, but I do think that oil panic is at the max. Bought RDS @ €15.37.

[Anonymous No.17658286]

>>17658257
larp

[Anonymous No.17658292]

>>17658200
its a nothing burger all of them know it they just are trying to make sure to say the right words so people stop freaking out

[Anonymous No.17658300]

>>17658285
meant to quote >>17658264

[Anonymous No.17658301]

>>17658260
The Euro drop is more shocking than the FTSE. FTSE is so oil exposed it would be expected to fall more than the others if this were just about the oil price.

[Anonymous No.17658306]

>>17658121
That’s fuckkng it.
Ima kill this smug fuck, kill the ncr, and kill Caesar. And maybe not even in that order.

[Anonymous No.17658313]

>>17658232
It means Russians are gaming the system to crash the US market, while being fully prepared for the global economic that will ensue soon after

[Anonymous No.17658314]

>>17658069
>>17658069
DOES HE LOOK CHINESE TO YOU

[Anonymous No.17658317]

>>17658260
It's a flu.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17658318]

>>17658261
Only 1 of them is a dude, according to my research
>>17658280
Also, this

[Anonymous No.17658321]

>>17658123
The spicy meat’a ball’a

[Anonymous No.17658323]

Time to buy
BP
RDS
CVX
SBUX
MCD
T
MMM
AAPL
VTSAX
BA

Put 10 dorra into each you be rich man sumyum

[Anonymous No.17658327]

>>17658314
He does look orange to me

[Anonymous No.17658334]

>>17658313
Global economic fallout

ALSO FUCK KIKES

[Anonymous No.17658342]

>>17658078
SELL ALL STOCK NOW. WITHDRAW ALL CASH FROM BANKS. RUN UP ALL CREDIT CARD DEBT NOW. MAX OUT CREDIT TO BUY SILVER, WATER, TOILET PAPER, AND BULLETS. QUIT YOUR JOB AND HEAD FOR THE FOREST ITS REALLY HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17658350]

>>17658334
FUCK ARABS

[Anonymous No.17658351]

>>17658248
WITHDRAW ALL STOCKS IDIOT. IF YOU MUST KEEP IT GET INO

INO INO INO MAX IT OUT

[Anonymous No.17658357]

I have some gold. It's good idea to buy more isn't it? Sell my bonds ETFs towards golf ETFs?

[Anonymous No.17658361]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.17658362]

https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1236808249262911497

[Anonymous No.17658363]

If you have unsettled credit with any bank anywhere that you can settle now, do it otherwise, may god have mercy on your soul

[Anonymous No.17658367]

down down, to goblin town

[Anonymous No.17658381]

>>17658246
ruined

[Anonymous No.17658391]

>>17658248
Hey it's me

[Anonymous No.17658406]

I own SPXU. How much money am I gonna make today?

[Anonymous No.17658408]

>>17658357
If you don't hold physical gold you're a fucking idiot and you deserve all that's coming.

[Anonymous No.17658413]

I don't think my AAAA key can withstand much more.

[Anonymous No.17658419]

Hey you guys
Do you think these Equal-Weighted Italy etf puts might offset some of my losses tomorrow?

>>17658200
Not Becky!!!
(Fuck joe though)
>>17658323
Don’t buy MMM into a global economic recession just because they make masks. Stop being retarded.
>>17658318
Only belle and nyan are girls. (Probably)
Bonbi is also a girl, almost certainly, but you didn’t even post her.

[Anonymous No.17658442]

>>17658408
If things are so bad that the gold etfs collapse, having a few gold bars isn’t going to help much when a more organized militia of ex-marines surround you and executes you before taking all your valuables.

[Anonymous No.17658443]

>>17657885
>tfw I thought I'd never see the day when this shithouse of a world economy finally comes crashing down
I have been waiting since 2007
it's been so long and now finally it is happening

I am so happy.

[Anonymous No.17658455]

>>17658363
kek why? what are they going to do when society breaks down

[Anonymous No.17658458]

>Over 26B wiped from cryptocurrency markets as oil price plunges

but muh crypto

[Anonymous No.17658472]

SQQQ now up over $26
good thing I held over the weekend lol

[Anonymous No.17658476]

Bought gold at $1700 AUD/pz, current price is $2540 AUD/pz I'm up 25% how are you guys doing?

[Anonymous No.17658477]

>>17658455
Well we can hope that society won't break down, in case it doesn't we will still be experiencing a big financial crisis

[Anonymous No.17658479]

>inb4 the oil crash is just 4D chess move by Trump, Putin and MBS to stop Corona

Better take a lot of pain once than long suffering.

[Anonymous No.17658481]

>>17658458

[Anonymous No.17658482]

>>17658442
Not every country is filled with guns like burger. If you don't hold physical gold you're a fucking moron because all it takes is lack of internet or electricity and you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17658484]

>>17658351
Yeah withdraw your stocks, I'll take them off your hands at -15%

[Anonymous No.17658485]

>>17658268
smartest trader on biz

[Anonymous No.17658487]

When I bought extremely OTM puts on SPY earlier this year people laughed. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? Enjoy your 9 to 5 hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.17658493]

>>17658476
Whopping 0% despite buying at dip. FUCK CORPORATE DUMPERS.

[Anonymous No.17658499]

>>17658458
did anyone really believe than digital monopoly money was save in a real world crisis?
point them out so I can have a good laugh

[Anonymous No.17658507]

>>17658443
Dumb money. Sp500 at 1200, “we’re gonna crash” sp500 crashes down to 2500 “told you”

[Anonymous No.17658508]

>/pol doing full damage control for the orange right now

KEK what a shitshow

[Anonymous No.17658514]

this host on cnbc is beautiful i'm in love

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17658515]

>>17658419
>Only belle and nyan are girls. (Probably)
>Bonbi is also a girl, almost certainly, but you didn’t even post her.
Oh shit, whoops, I'm actually totally mixing up bonbibonkers and nyannyancosplay. I'm such a pleb.
Now I must go and re-think my life. Thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.17658519]

>>>/pol/247183702
>>>/pol/247183702
>>>/pol/247183702


ITALY ON VERGE OF SOCIETAL BREAKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17658525]

>>17658508
Imagine tying political strength to something as volatile as S T O N K S

[Anonymous No.17658533]

>>17658519
consider that yesterday the death toll rised of 57% in one day

[Anonymous No.17658535]

>>17658507
oh you poor little bullpup, it hasn't even begun, but you are too blind to see the neon writing on the wall.

[Anonymous No.17658537]

>got dr’s note yesterday
>muh coronavirus
>wake up today
>Europe full on sell off
>circuit breakers
>comfy in bed with my foreign bitch

>Hoping to see the world burn from my bed today.

Bear bros I think we made it

[Anonymous No.17658557]

>>17658535
it’s never that easy, you’ll be cuck’d on a bounce before the real move down

[Anonymous No.17658559]

>>17658443
Too bad you’ll be dead of corona before you can see the happening you’ve dreamed of~
>>17658477
>you can’t just print your way out of debt! The Fed can’t keep getting away with it!!
I mean... what if they can? It’s happened before. If there’s anything trump and 2008 and clownworld have taught me it’s to expect things that defy your understanding of what is possible. Also, just becoming an adult I guess.
>>17658525
Literally what drumpf did though...
He had one fucking job and it was to make my numbers go up. Impeach NOW I want president Pence. My boy mike will make my numbers go up!!
>>17658515
THAT girl though... is actually the type of woman dreams are made of.

[Anonymous No.17658563]

>>17658533
YEP NOW THE REAL NUMBERS ARE GOING TO COME OUT NOT THE CHINK LIES AND THE WEST IS IN FOR A BIG FUCKING WAKEUP CALL

HEALTHY PEPOLE IN THEIR 30S ARE DYING

[Anonymous No.17658564]

>>17658537
We comfy now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

[Anonymous No.17658567]

>>17658515
I feel poorly about my life that I understood everything you just said.

[Anonymous No.17658570]

>>17658204
BUT RUSSIA MANIPULATED THE ELECTION TO GET DRUMMPFF HOW CAN MASTERMIND PUTINN DO DIIISSSS NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17658572]

>>17658123
The limp spaghetti

[Anonymous No.17658573]

>>17658023
Right! Just like when boomers talk about how high the stock market used to be in their day before he crashes....oh wait no it always goes higher.

[Anonymous No.17658576]

>>17658537
BASED I HOPE MY EURO SHORTS PAY OFF

[Anonymous No.17658582]

FUCK i was waiting today to short and buy puts and everything is down premarket

[Anonymous No.17658587]

>>17658519
So... DONT sell my puts tomorrow?
Italian stock market didn’t even open, I don’t know if I’ll make any money off these.

[Anonymous No.17658595]

>>17658582
today is just the beginning. normie panic will begin shortly.

[Anonymous No.17658599]

>>17658559
Maybe but considering how Russia is going ape mode with their oil saying fuck OPEC, the value of the dollar will go down, if the fed prints more I don't think that's a good position to be in

[Anonymous No.17658602]

Someone fucking take down Puts and the Saudi princes already.

[Anonymous No.17658604]

>>17658564

Feels good being comfy at 4am

[Anonymous No.17658606]

>>17658563
l'unica cosa da fare ora è avere fiducia nel governo, fare quadrato intorno al premier e al PD

[Anonymous No.17658607]

there’ll be major volatility in the next 2-3 months, but by the end of the year stocks will be back to an ath and these doomer cucks will have missed the train and lost it all shorting with muh smart money, again, like they always do. The fed will do what they’ve been doing cause it works, accept that

[Anonymous No.17658612]

>>17658607
This

[Anonymous No.17658620]

>>17658607
doomers are the worst. the 2008 recession was a nothing burger and this will be no different.

[Anonymous No.17658622]

>muh sports streaming rights shit
They just can't stop being boomers can they?

[Anonymous No.17658626]

>>17658595
yeah but that fucking sucks i'm mad at myself i was waiting for a small rebound today to load on puts and the stock i'm looking for is already -7% at my strike price.

[Anonymous No.17658629]

>>17658620

I lost my job and couldn’t find one for 3 years. Fuck off zoomer your time has come

[Anonymous No.17658631]

>>17658607
>there’ll be major volatility in the next 2-3 months, but by the end of the year stocks will be back to an ath and these doomer cucks will have missed the train, says increasingly nervous man for the third time this month

[Anonymous No.17658632]

are these cunts on CNBC getting choked up?
Either they are about to cry or they are have some throat problem.

[Anonymous No.17658639]

>>17658557
I don't care how many times it bounces on the way down, it can no longer be stopped.

[Anonymous No.17658643]

>>17658632
l-let's just talk about golf now

[Anonymous No.17658650]

>>17658620
Were you a child then?

[Anonymous No.17658657]

>>17658629
This is my fear
I just lost my job and have started looking for a new one, but now...

[Anonymous No.17658660]

>>17657998
I'd buy airlines (American probably) sometime in the next couple weeks

As long as the one you pick doesn't go broke, you'll be a rich man when it rebounds

You could also short luxury goods with a short or medium term

[Anonymous No.17658665]

>>17658643
>All this boomer cope on CNBC

[Anonymous No.17658666]

>>17658632
NCoV taking effect

[Anonymous No.17658670]

>>17658632
kind of sucks when you have to report on your 401k going up in flames

[Anonymous No.17658672]

> Look at fiutures

Holy shit

[Anonymous No.17658674]

>>17658660
which do you think was the healthiest going into this? United?

[Anonymous No.17658677]

>>17658620
>2008 recession was a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.17658678]

>>17658643
Yeah I don't watch CNBC in the mornings often but it just seems weird.

[Anonymous No.17658681]

>>17658629
We get to have real solidarity now that the zoomers will have the bull market disappear just as they too are entering the job market. I hate to see it happen, but at least I know we will be allies for life now.

[Anonymous No.17658684]

I’m unbothered mostly in cash, some crypto, but I’ll be buying 2500 spx while muh smart money is red faced screaming for 0 and shorting, then crying at the fed homeless at the end of the year. Trump and the fed will paint over this in a few months time, till then just chill we’re not going to 0 idiots are chasing yields in bonds, a lot of smart money are in cash waiting to buy the world isn’t ending depressed people. Screenshot this for future reference

[Anonymous No.17658685]

nerds who have good jobs and stay employed will be able to bang cuties easily now. lots of desperate cuties will want to be with them. broke chads wont be as hot in the times to come

[Anonymous No.17658687]

holy fuck
>today‘s gonna suck
say it with me now:
HOLY FUCK
>TODAY‘S GONNA SUCK
HONEY I JUST LOST ALL MY MONEY NOW
HOLY FUCK
>TODAY‘S GONNA SUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17658692]

>>17657896
Can someone please wojak this pic

[Anonymous No.17658700]

notice its only the ultra leftist media shilling up the corona hysteria >>17658678

[Anonymous No.17658703]

SPY IS FUCKING DEAD
IT WAS ALL GOOD JUST A WEEK AGO

[Anonymous No.17658710]

>>17658685
>lost my nerd job
>now will be impossible to get one
>never going to get any cuties

[Anonymous No.17658719]

>>17658684
>2500 spx

You just going all in on SPX?

[Anonymous No.17658723]

bulls were so smug on Monday and Wednesday, but here we are in a bear market going down down down

[Anonymous No.17658726]

>>17658620
you kids dont know whats coming

[Anonymous No.17658731]

Should I buy inovio?
Its dumb to buy ath

[Anonymous No.17658734]

Good fucking lord, Italy now down over 10%

[Anonymous No.17658736]

>>17658620
Based

Only people employed in unstable sectors lost their jobs

[Anonymous No.17658739]

>#Iran releases ~70k prisoners due to #coronavirus epidemic, judiciary chief says. “Release of the prisoners to the point where it doesn’t create insecurity in society..will continue,” Ebrahim Raisi quoted by judiciary news site Mizan. No specifics if/when they must return to jail
wow, this is some straight up apocalypse shit

[Anonymous No.17658740]

VIX 51.50 VIX 51.50 VIX 51.50

[Anonymous No.17658741]

>>17658684
what is the fed goig to do about millions of people dying from CV destroying demand and supply worldwide

[Anonymous No.17658748]

SOXL down to $150, we’re going down to double digits aren’t we?

Going to buy the fuck out of it when that happens!

[Anonymous No.17658752]

>>17658629
doesnt matter this kind of stuff has always happened you just need to work hard

>>17658677
still a nothing burger, even like right now still a nothing burger. what evidence do you have besides the stocks that things are bad?

[Anonymous No.17658760]

can i watch cnbc from outside USA?

[Anonymous No.17658761]

>>17658692
see
>>17657875

[Anonymous No.17658764]

https://1674331492.rsc.cdn77.org/25qlCW20SuslkGPqV3T94g==,1583753787/LS-ATL-54548-14/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8


CNBC live, put in VLC

[Anonymous No.17658771]

Everything is fine

[Anonymous No.17658775]

>>17658681
You fail to realize zoomzooms will think the "boomers" (gen x, gen y) are responsible for what the boomers (baby boomers) did because the real boomers will be dead by then

[Anonymous No.17658780]

>>17658128
This is COPE kek

[Anonymous No.17658781]

>>17658764

[Anonymous No.17658782]

>>17658674
Given how United went bankrupt in 01, I would probably buy American or Delta or skywest(growing contractor for all legacy airlines) if they have a ticker.

Also, short travel companies but not too long of a term because once the virus is totally spread, no one will care and everything will rebound

[Anonymous No.17658783]

>>17658752
>what evidence do you have besides the stocks that things are bad?
There is the little problem that we bailed out the banks with money we no longer can afford while not fixing the original issue.

[Anonymous No.17658786]

>>17658700
Ultra Leftist CNBC

[Anonymous No.17658790]

If my Tesla put doesn’t print money after this shit I’m going to be pissed

[Anonymous No.17658796]

>>17658781
its down anyway, just checked it

if anyone has a discord i can stream it

[Anonymous No.17658800]

>>17658760
Try a free live TV site through a US proxy

[Anonymous No.17658806]

breaking this market

[Anonymous No.17658807]

>>17658796
What about via Thinkorswim?

[Anonymous No.17658808]

Bruh
Look at this dude

[Anonymous No.17658812]

>>17658685
All Chad has to do is strum a c chord on his acoustic guitar

[W33DBrahski No.17658816]

>>17658740
Powell
Cut the rate
Powell, you fool
Cut another 50bps
Powell, you damn fool, you raised too soon
Cut, damn you, cut to 0!

[Anonymous No.17658822]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS
IS
IT

[Anonymous No.17658828]

>>17658808
That means we're gonna have a bull run and then a crabby afternoon

Markets were down Friday so the vix would spike for a rebound

[Anonymous No.17658832]

>>17658807
i dont have that

[Anonymous No.17658839]

>>17658822
thats just the trading floor fool.

[Anonymous No.17658843]

>CNBC running sports tickers on the bottom instead of actual market news
Uhhh... guys?

[Anonymous No.17658845]

>Corona-chan infects prisons
>prisons are released home
>Corona-chan proceeds to collapse society
>freshly released prisoners form into roving rape gangs set on mayhem
you can't make this shit up
just put the prisons under military control you retards

[Anonymous No.17658848]

>>17658739
Yeah I'd hate to be in the middle east right now
Or in the last 5000 years

[Anonymous No.17658849]

>>17658832
Get it, its free just apply with td ameritrade.

[Anonymous No.17658854]

>3.5 years of investigations all so this boomer would be undone by a fucking flu

pottery

[Anonymous No.17658856]

>>17658260
my shitcoins are down 30%, boomers are so hysterical kek

[Anonymous No.17658867]

>>17658760
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

here you go friend

[Anonymous No.17658870]

>>17658843
yes it is happening

[Anonymous No.17658874]

>Watching Boomers on Suicide watch otherwise known as CNBC
>Fed can go negative
Good thing I’m at home cause I almost just shit myself

[Anonymous No.17658875]

>>17658854
he only has himself to blame, if he had been proactive instead of the High Priest of the Kike Financiers, he could have actually sailed the US through the Corona Crisis relatively unharmed, instead they still choose to treat it with half hearted BS and make it ever worse.

[Anonymous No.17658880]

i couldn't have made 1000%+ if i made the move on friday why did i wait like a retard reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.17658887]

When is the bottom lads?

[Anonymous No.17658895]

just bought $15k VOO @ $255. $50k cash remaining

[Anonymous No.17658898]

>>17658895
retard

[Anonymous No.17658900]

>>17658887
The fall begins T - 105 minutes

[Anonymous No.17658907]

>>17658895
how can you buy if the market isn't open?

[Anonymous No.17658917]

Well, my swing trade is fucked but I actually probably won't lose that much money because SPCE is fucking dumping

[Anonymous No.17658919]

>>17658839
It's fake bro

[Anonymous No.17658933]

>>17658907
Heh

[Anonymous No.17658937]

>>17658775
>30yo boomer is a psyop meme made by actual boomers to convince zoomers to attack millenials for the sins committed by actual boomers
>they will never listen to reason and only remember the memes engraved in their minds once the market crashes
>Boomers laugh from the comfort of their deathbeds as mass millenial crucifixions happen outside on every street block while 6ix9ine blasts in the background

[Anonymous No.17658940]

>>17658900
Okay doomer, it's time to stop posting

[Anonymous No.17658941]

>>17657936
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.17658947]

Dammit, I had FIFTY of these last week ($29 by 3/20 at 0.78 each), but sold em on friday to take my profits. At least I'll still make a little bundle off this.

[Anonymous No.17658946]

>>17658907
extended hours trading, most brokers should let you do it. just make sure to use limit orders

[Anonymous No.17658951]

>>17658058

It’s going to be worse than that

[Anonymous No.17658954]

>>17658941
Fake

Hate this website

[Anonymous No.17658960]

>>17658940
no

[Anonymous No.17658968]

Finna invest in a sensible 50% large cap / 35% medium cap / 15% small cap global index tracker portfolio, and enjoy a comfortable retirement having made continual steady gains across my lifespan, whilst the vast majority of you will be dead (i.e. from suicide, after you lose all your investments with risky bets chasing large gains)

[Anonymous No.17658975]

>>17658700
Are you actually retarded?
Is this a bot or are you retarded?

Those fucks, especially Kernan, LOVE trump. Fuck off retard.

You’re probably thinking of msnbc, but you’re also a retard because it’s all over the place now and we can’t ignore it any longer.

[Anonymous No.17658977]

TSLA down 12% in pre-market holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.17658984]

>>17658946
thank you. i don't have that here.
t. eurocuck trading on euro exchanges

[Anonymous No.17658990]

What happens if USA 10Y goes negative?

[Anonymous No.17658996]

I fucking knew it. https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/opolicy/operating_policy_200309

Fed is now spinning on a dime again. Overnight operation cap emergency increase from $100b to $150b. 2-week term repo cap increased from $20b to $45b.

Their whole story the last few months has been
>We'll only need this until April!
>We're rolling back the size of operations over time
>See? Repo is contained!!

Markets called their bluff, and Fed capitulated. The money printing will never stop

[Anonymous No.17658997]

>>17658968
why not just us large cap? other countries all fucking suck

[Anonymous No.17659007]

>>17658996
Does this mean red or green?

[Anonymous No.17659012]

>>17658875
Hey niggerfaggot

This is happening because he only cares about the numbers: his approval rating, the DOW, and now the number of diagnosed coronavirus patients. That’s why he slowed testing, that’s why he wanted to keep cruise ships from entering ports to go be quarantined on land, that’s why he lies about it being a hoax.

[Anonymous No.17659013]

>>17658996
ive been seeing this a lot, can you describe for a brainlet what "repo" refers to? I understand it's 'dumping cash into the market' but what EXACTLY is it referring to

[Anonymous No.17659024]

>>17658984
try saxo bank

[Anonymous No.17659030]

>>17658997
some people still belive in the size (and value) risk premiums

[Anonymous No.17659031]

>>17659007
Everyone's gallon of milk will cost $10 so stocks can stay green

[Anonymous No.17659032]

>>17658947
Kek

Not today you won't lmaooo

[Anonymous No.17659033]

>>17659007
normally it should mean green, but the gravity of the recent events all but assure that Monday is going to be red
dangerous crabbing all week as the Fed fights the market

[Anonymous No.17659034]

wasn't this all expected from the yield curve inversion back in august

[Anonymous No.17659038]

>>17659007
It means less red than there otherwise would be. It means -7% is the good outcome. Remember Fed did an emergency unscheduled 50 bps cut last week, and markets already pricing in another 75 bps cut. Imagine where markets would be if the Fed wasn't trying to prop them up

[Anonymous No.17659039]

>>17658996
Doesn’t that say it just decreased from 25 billion to 20 billion?

[Anonymous No.17659040]

who here /9mmbreakfast/?

[Anonymous No.17659041]

>>17658997
Actually I've been investing for ~3 years so far, and the fund I chose is one which is entirely US large cap (more or less tracks the S&P100), and it's been doing very well up until the last couple of weeks. However I only chose that one because I'm a retard who didn't realise that this wasn't the fully diversified global fund that I wanted, so I'm trying to balance it up now

[Anonymous No.17659045]

>>17659013

[Anonymous No.17659046]

>>17658880
I wanted to do it today
I could buy a house in Thailand and just snort coke of three Russian hookers tits the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.17659056]

this guy on CNBC reading off a script and talking so quick

[Anonymous No.17659058]

>>17659039
Yes, that picture shows their previous schedule. They just announced a change to it this morning. Here's what it looks like now. https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details#monthly-summary

[Anonymous No.17659060]

>>17659031
If that’s what it takes, that’s what’ll happen, when will people learn not to go against the fed especially with trump at the helm

[Anonymous No.17659075]

>>17659031
>>17659033
>>17659038
Thanks. I’ve only been investing for a few years and it’s unbelievable how rigged it is. However, I don’t think the fed can keep it propped up forever.

[Anonymous No.17659082]

>>17658660
buy delta

American will be bankrupt again this year.

[Anonymous No.17659087]

>>17658867
thanks bizbro

the boomers are shitting their pants

[Anonymous No.17659088]

ARISE, ARISE SHITPOSTERS OF /biz/
CALLS SHALL BE SHAKEN, PUTS SHALL BE EXCERCISED
A BLACK DAY, A RED DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES
SO RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW, RIDE
RIDE FOR DEPRESSION AND THE WORLD'S ENDING

[Anonymous No.17659089]

Pre-opening winning!
My investment jumped 85% and the market isn't even open yet.

[Anonymous No.17659093]

>>17659060
The Fed can not keep this going forever. We never truly recovered from 2008, just printed a bunch of money so that Wall St could "buy the dip".
All they can do to help is lower interest rates. In 200i rates were around 3.5, now they're at 1 or less. There's nowhere left to go.

Also fuck off Jewish shill "no going against the Fed, goy". If more people went against the Fed it would unironically solve every single economic problem in America right now, there's be no more income inequality and the jews wouldn't be able to shill socialism.

[Anonymous No.17659095]

>>17659088
REEEEEEEEEEED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17659100]

>>17659088

[Anonymous No.17659108]

What about liquidity crisis? We were on life support from Fed repo lately. Now banks are going to get rekt from low rates and oil companies (and all their contractors/suppliers) sucking dick. Banks are going to have less money, how is the market going to stay liquid in this environment?

[Anonymous No.17659111]

>>17659032
yeah i know today will probably be this >>17658828

[Anonymous No.17659120]

>>17659100
>record scratch
>freeze frame
Yup that's me and I bet you're wondering how I got here

[Anonymous No.17659121]

>>17659108
The only liquid we're gonna see is boomer blood

[Anonymous No.17659122]

Russia, are you OK?

[Anonymous No.17659123]

>>17659046
Within the last week I have held:
> 3/20 250 BA Airlines when the share price was still 330.
> 3/20 280 AAPL puts when the share price was still over 320
> 3/20 300 SPY puts
Sold all at losses. In my defense, it's my first downward market and my hands are weak on the downside after being a forever bull for so long.

[Anonymous No.17659124]

>futures
bruh

can we bull yet? I'm honestly getting bored of this.

[Anonymous No.17659128]

>>17659093
So capitalism is still the way to go?

[Anonymous No.17659130]

>>17659108
>What about liquidity crisis?
We've already had liquidity crisis.

[Anonymous No.17659133]

>>17659108
>how is the market going to stay liquid in this environment?
Do you still have illusion this can go on?

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17659135]

>SNSS is going up pre-market

[Anonymous No.17659136]

Oh boy, just logged in.

>LMT -$22/share
>QLD -$14/Share
>QQQ -$13/share

>SLV down (really?)

It's gonna be a rough one lads. Don't watch.

[Anonymous No.17659137]

>>17659041
meh, im 27, all i want is us large cap and im excited that every paycheck will just be scooping up cheapies before the inevitable return

[Anonymous No.17659142]

>>17659137
I would be super excited if I had a job right now.

As is I'm suicidal.

[Anonymous No.17659147]

>>17659137
It seems like a fairly safe bet that the Silicon Valley set and large finance companies won't be going anywhere any time soon, so it's probably sensible enough desu

[Anonymous No.17659151]

>>17659123
Sorry that was last few weeks.

[Anonymous No.17659159]

>>17659135
FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.17659161]

YUROP-WIDE REVERSAL TOWARDS MINUS EIGHT PERCENT

[Anonymous No.17659175]

hahaha oh man, this is going to be great.

[Anonymous No.17659177]

>>17659128
Capitalism without (((government))) intervention. Everything was fine in the 50s and 60z when America actually had companies and manufacturing and everyone had a job. We promised everyone pensions and we could back that up, because bond yields were fucking 20%. Now they're 1% but the government is STILL promising people pensions and even MORE free gibs for nigs and everyone. The government has been writing checks it can't cash, and you and I are going to pay for them.

Look up the historic purchasing power of the US dollar for the past 300 years. It only started getting inflated away when the Fed was created in iirc 1917

[Anonymous No.17659180]

WEEDBRAH WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG AND YOURE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS LMFAO

[Anonymous No.17659192]

Fuck, can't roll over my 401(k) to my IRA until 3/23. Will I miss all the cheapies by then?

[Anonymous No.17659194]

>market crashes
>gold crashes
>oil crashes
Literally where can I even put my money?

[Anonymous No.17659198]

>>17659180
Which version of him, he is a schizo poster and says a million things a day

[Anonymous No.17659199]

>>17659058
Interesting. I’m not really concerned about this though. It’s really not QE, even if it is market fuckery. And it’s good to want to keep such a stupid and avoidable problem from fucking shit up during a time of what could be some serious instability.
If they were buying giving the treasury cash as a long duration loan with govt bonds as capital, then I’d be more concerned.

But... if this is some sort of a debt crisis, the fact that gold isn’t mooning leads me to believe the market doesn’t think the govt is going to print it’s way out of it. And if big money is buying bonds, it must not be betting that the govt will default...

If we have some seriously over leveraged banks that can’t survive a sudden recession, them going down would definitely create some major shocks to the system though. We shall see.

[Anonymous No.17659201]

>>17659194
>what is shorting

[Anonymous No.17659202]

>>17659194
negative yield bonds

[Anonymous No.17659203]

>>17659194
inawoods

[Anonymous No.17659208]

>>17659194
food, water, guns, ammo, medicine

[Anonymous No.17659210]

>>17659175
Who shorted the market? Why did the government allow this to happen???

[Anonymous No.17659211]

I'm up 80% on SQQQ , do you guys think should I sell today?

[Anonymous No.17659213]

>>17659194
Nowhere. Every asset class has been artificially inflated. There is no escape. Even if you sit in cash the Fed will just print until it hyperinflates. Real estate will fall too. Literally there is nothing anyone can do.

[Anonymous No.17659217]

>>17659211
>SHOULD I SELL BEFORE THE GREAT DUMP
IDK SHOULD YOU?

[Anonymous No.17659219]

>>17659180
Weedbro, if you really believe all the bullshit you post, you should at least have your trip on

Otherwise you're a spineless fuck

Also, last week, the markets were up overall so you were fucking wrong except for Friday which a baby who watches CNN could have called

[Anonymous No.17659223]

>>17657963
lmao just a lil correction, nothing to see here goy

[Anonymous No.17659224]

>ITS OVER FOR YA CUNTS

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17659225]

>>17659194
toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17659227]

>>17659194
high proof alcohol to sell at 500% markup

[Anonymous No.17659230]

>>17659175
This is what professional FUD looks like, /biz should take note.

[Anonymous No.17659236]

>>17659177
The speed at which first world countries flushed their prosperity down is nothing short of incredible. We're like Athens, right before they lost the Peloponnesian War, with their democracy being destroyed and ruled by men appointed by the Spartans

[Anonymous No.17659241]

>>17659211
I'd drop it, but I have a longer investment horizon

By the time the virus is everywhere, people will realize it's a fucking cold and the markets will rebound

We're on this rocky path from fear alone

People are stupid

[Anonymous No.17659242]

putin is literally going to crash the US economy and its going to be fucking funny as fuck. retards wont understand what i mean.

[Anonymous No.17659243]

>>17659199
>It’s really not QE
Disagree with you there. Even if you stick to the MSM pundit talking points of "well it's not QE because they're not buying long-term bonds", it has the same effects. Either way, I predict they're going to start up full-on QE anyway, so nobody will have any way to deny it soon

[Anonymous No.17659251]

>>17659201
I don't feel like getting liquidated by a fed pump.

Put options are so volatile they're basically gambling at this point.

There is nothing I can do save for shove everything into an inverse fund but I feel like it's too late for that now.

[Anonymous No.17659260]

>>17659242
petrol dollar is fucked GG russia

[Anonymous No.17659261]

>>17659194
Apparently, we were supposed to have bought bonds and Yen. Unironically though, gold and the dollar may not be bad bets as they are STILL seen as safe havens.

Otherwise, diversify to less risky equities. Unfortunately, now may not be the time to stake a claim on an awesome chip company (fuck I’m getting raped on AMAT) or a cool streaming play (really want to buy TTD)

>>17659219
He probably keeps getting banned because he comes on and spazzes out and posts pictures of his actual shit.

>>17659175
Good old trump, always sticks to the playbook. Bless his heart.

[Anonymous No.17659264]

spy 275.90 LMFAO ty based bear gods for allowing us to feed on the tears of retarded bulls

[Anonymous No.17659276]

>>17659124
the summer is gonna be based a fuck. permabull til christmas.

[Anonymous No.17659281]

>>17659242
have you seen russian indexes today? >>17659122

[Anonymous No.17659284]

>>17659251
>I don't feel like getting liquidated by a fed pump.
then why are you asking where to put your money
every investment comes with risks

[Anonymous No.17659288]

AMDbros better don't look

[Anonymous No.17659289]

>>17659243
I get your point that it IS fuckery and VERY similar, but I gotta stick with actual definitions.

Otherwise you get cunts saying literally when they mean figuratively, and “I could care less”

[Anonymous No.17659292]

> 300 SPY puts expiring today
> 280 SPY puts expiring Friday
> 14 INO 3/20 Calls
It's going to be a green as fuck day for me boyos.

[Anonymous No.17659303]

>>17659175
>virus stimulus
>GIVE US FUCKING MONEY NOW

[Anonymous No.17659306]

>>17659261
Kek I don't get why he keeps losing money but won't calm the fuck down

[Anonymous No.17659307]

>>17659236
None of this would have happened if the WASPs hadn't been displaced as the highest leader class

[Anonymous No.17659310]

>>17659242
I don't blame him, the US would not show him any mercy if the positions were reversed; Frankly he is giving many of us a mercy by having this collapse come sooner rather than latter, we will have more to rebuild from.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17659312]

SNSS is already up 9.9% premarket.
You bought SNSS, right anon?

[Anonymous No.17659326]

>>17659312
Fuck yeah I did

[Anonymous No.17659336]

>>17658003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy_zq_YuQQ

[Anonymous No.17659342]

>>17659031
Based. Green week inbound. It's all about keeping the market propped up Weekend at Bernie's style until the vaccine comes.

[Anonymous No.17659344]

>>17659310
This

[Anonymous No.17659356]

>>17659310
the thing is if american actually showed competency in the media of trying to slow down the virus i doubt it would have happened. putin was blood leaking everywhere and decided to go for the throat because idiots in charge have no idea what theyre doing.

[Anonymous No.17659358]

>>17658123
Mamma Mia!

[Anonymous No.17659364]

>>17659312
> 9.9%
No, I went with INO calls instead.

[Anonymous No.17659369]

>>17659312
>>17659326

cringe

Just stop posting felon. You are almost out of commissary money for your wifi time.

[Anonymous No.17659370]

>>17658152
It literally IS happening right now before your eyes. Go stick your head in the sand.

[Anonymous No.17659377]

>>17659364
Good call if you bought early

What made you choose that route?

[Anonymous No.17659378]

>UVXY up SIXTY FUCKING PERCENT ALREADY
Holy shit. I bought $55 calls as a leap, but we're actually going to make it there.

[Anonymous No.17659381]

What should I short on open? Or did I miss the boat because of the premiums? I only had 4 VXX and a share of DRIP that doubled this morning

[Anonymous No.17659382]

>>17659292
when are you planning to sell

[Anonymous No.17659389]

How will a 1929 tier collapse look in current year?

[Anonymous No.17659395]

>>17659381
you might've missed ze boat.

[Anonymous No.17659396]

>>17659370
No, it just as usual really really seems like something is going to happen. It will be this way right until the event horizon where the world dies, suddenly everything will be back to normal.

[Anonymous No.17659397]

>>17659381
>Or did I miss the boat because of the premiums
yes, wait for the next fed pump

[Anonymous No.17659401]

Buy fursuits.

[Anonymous No.17659408]

>>17659310
Fuck you fucking doomer bears get off so much at the thoughts of all the jobs lost, all the suicides, all the new slums that we’ll get.

Contractions do not need to come quickly and violently, recessions don’t need to be sudden collapses

>>17659356
>blaming the media
My boomer parents still think the virus is just a flu BECAUSE msnbc says it’s really bad. If the media says it, that means it’s bullshit, they just trust trump to handle it. Many. Such. Cases.

>>17659401
Go to work dobber. The salt won’t mine itself.

[Anonymous No.17659412]

>>17659377
I didn't get in early at all, got my calls on Thursday as a matter of fact, but just caught the volatility of it, went a few weeks out and only a little OTM all with pure profit, so it was a mix of a lotto call and just the volatility play.

[Anonymous No.17659419]

>>17659389
Like what already happened

Too many but fish with way too much money for the markets to fall too much

No one who trades professionally would let the joocy deals pass them by since the market has no reason to crash

[Anonymous No.17659420]

>>17657998
Just buy some every time it drops 15-20% when it stops dumping buy every -10% when you have a week of positivity buy every +5-10%. Hedge with sqqq or another inverse on the way down.

[Anonymous No.17659422]

>>17659389
Chimp outs, anarchist riots, and the formation of self defense militias.

[Anonymous No.17659427]

create new thread bears

[Anonymous No.17659433]

>>17659412
I'd sell at noon, then buy puts for tomorrow

I bet the market will mimic last week since that's the only data algos have

[Anonymous No.17659437]

If the fed keeps inflating the monetary supply, the policies they need to reduce inflation lead to more economic slowdown. This is the big one folks. When the inflation is the result of fiscal policy and not increased demand, the solution will only further dampen the economy.

[Gary No.17659446]

>>17659389
pretty much the same except this time we'll have internet so it'll be chill living in a shanty town watching the new season of Attack on Titan

[Anonymous No.17659450]

>>17659396
I'm sure there were people who felt as you do before every major happening in history. Before the spanish flu, the great depression, the world wars, etc... It's always a 'nothingburger' until its not.

[Anonymous No.17659462]

>>17659108
>asking silly questions like that instead of taking advantage of the liquidity
We can afford houses now and basically lock in agreements for nearly zero interest. Buy the dip, bro.

[Gary No.17659463]

>>17659460
>>17659460
>>17659460

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17659460
>>17659460
>>17659460

[Anonymous No.17659466]

>>17659419
This. I'm gonna buy another 1k in $spy. Thanks for the cheapies you panicking idiots.

[Anonymous No.17659469]

>>17659437
It ends in helicopter money and massive inflation

[Anonymous No.17659468]

Japan style permanent recession soon. The 2020's will be the "lost decade"

[Anonymous No.17659475]

>>17659433
Eh maybe, I'll probably just sell about noon and pull that as profit, I have a 300 SPY put expiring today that I did get early that will be what I flip into more OTM puts a week or 2 out, likely going to stick with SPY since it's safe, but I see shitloads of room of downside in NFLX, and to a lesser extent AAPL.

[Anonymous No.17659485]

>>17659450
Kek

>The Corona virus is spreading so fast with a high mortality rate!!

The contagious one is super mild, the aggressive one was contained in China because it's less contagious

[Anonymous No.17659499]

>>17659369
I had $3 left to invest so I dumped it in to see what happens. The rest of my fun money was put in INO.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17659512]

GOD DAMN IT.... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CRUDE OIL

[Anonymous No.17659514]

>>17659466

We just have to cool off for the next rally,

My investments are in great companies!

[Anonymous No.17659596]

>>17659342
That was true the past few years when things were calm. That only works when the media controls the narrative enough so dumb normies dont panic. So far it's been institutional selling because it takes too much effort for a normie to call his deferred comp/401k representative and sell his assets. But starting today is when normies will begin to panic about their 401k slashing in half, and when 100 million boomers start to cash out, no amount of Fed propping can absorb that panic selling.

[Anonymous No.17659607]

>>17659463
thanks based Gary

[Anonymous No.17659613]

>>17659389

[Anonymous No.17659627]

>>17659012
because he's a shallow retard

[Anonymous No.17659741]

>>17659514
gr8b8m8

[Anonymous No.17659765]

>>17659512
did you not read about Putin and OPEC over the weekend. US shale is about to go tits up.

[Anonymous No.17659925]

>>17659401
the least he can do is remove the tags in his ear and sticking out of his leg

[Anonymous No.17659970]

>>17659175
based. The free market will figure it out

[Anonymous No.17660088]

Will we ever see 25,000 again after today?

[Anonymous No.17660227]

Why in the FUCK are the SPY puts also blood red