/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17645914]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition

Popular brokers:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Stock/ETF screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17643964

[Anonymous No.17645949]

>>17645914
we're going to a global recession.

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17645956]

>HE DIDNT LISTEN
KEK

[Anonymous No.17645961]

make a guess edition.
i say we see DOW 1743 points down

[Anonymous No.17645970]

Japanification of USA incoming
Fed will begin buying stocks/ETFs and S&P will never go above 1000 again

[Anonymous No.17645975]

>>17645914
Lol, fucking rekt

[Anonymous No.17645995]

>I didnt have more money to get more puts on friday

It hurts to live bros but im glad everything is crashing. I couldn't make gains on the bull market so now I will have my revenge and short everything to the ground

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17645994]

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... JUST KEEP BUYING THE DIP GUYS THIS IS STILL THE GREATEST BULL RUN EVER. HAHA WHO CARES ABOUT OIL, WE GOT TENDIES HAHA. EVERYONE KNOWS BUYING THE DIP IS HOW YOU GET RICH BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GOES UP HAHA. YEP HAHA JUST ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO BUY THE DIP HAHA.

[Anonymous No.17646000]

So do I help all my puts that expire in late march, april may and june?

[Anonymous No.17646049]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17646053]

>yfw OIL is going to go back up to 42

[Anonymous No.17646075]

>Them futures
>That price of oil

It's like I'm back in the crypto market

[Anonymous No.17646090]

>>17646053
Oh it will eventually. $20 range is in the cards for this week tho.

[Anonymous No.17646100]

>>17646090
I sure hope you are right my nigro.

[Anonymous No.17646102]

WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN?

[Anonymous No.17646126]

>>17646102
Saudis lost this round. Alexander Novak and Putin won opening gambit.

[Anonymous No.17646166]

Reminder that the study on remdesivir is on hospitalized patients, and will be negative (or successful for meaningless bullshit endpoints), remdesivir needs to be given very early in an infection for real efficacy. Gilead might moon, depending on how much they bullshit their findings, but no Boomer will be saved. Day of the Pillow is still on

Tamiflu 2.0

[Anonymous No.17646177]

My spreads are going to get rekt but I'm still happy that b*lls are getting fucked

[Anonymous No.17646188]

you buy the dip memers still shilling?

[Anonymous No.17646198]

I'd like to propose a moment of silence in memory of our good friend oil.

[Anonymous No.17646205]

is this winning or losing?

[Anonymous No.17646208]

time to go innawoods?

[Anonymous No.17646214]

>>17646102

[Anonymous No.17646259]

remember when we were at ATH 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.17646303]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkKCzDwkV9g

[Anonymous No.17646324]

>>17646205
>GFD
nope.

[Anonymous No.17646330]

Predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17646337]

>>17646166
Please... my Kaletra Abbvie...
My Regeneron developing antivirals...

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/08/trump-is-enlisting-big-pharma-to-stem-the-coronavirus-crisis.html

[Anonymous No.17646348]

>>17646324
GFD?

[Anonymous No.17646357]

>>17646330
>down 4% in futures
we're hitting the circuit breaker tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17646358]

>>17646259
i do remember that, very vividly, hadnt counted on the world ending in two weeks

[Anonymous No.17646366]

>>17646348
good for a day. You want the other option so you can hold for longer.

[Anonymous No.17646381]

>energy fucked
>supply chains fucked
>boomers fucked
is tech about to get fucked?

[Anonymous No.17646388]

The smallcap index more accurately reflects the real economy.

[Anonymous No.17646422]

>>17646348
gentle femdom

[Anonymous No.17646431]

>>17646366
fuck I’m too new to this, better?

[Anonymous No.17646502]

>>17646205

You'd be better off putting it into SPY. CCL has already had like a 60%-70% hit.

[Anonymous No.17646522]

>tfw came very close to buying the Exxon/halliburton dip on Friday

H-heh... saw this coming a mile away my dudes!

[Anonymous No.17646530]

HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM BAGGIE????

[Anonymous No.17646551]

I hope DIS tanks to under $100 so I can add more cheap. Come on Virus you can do it! Just infect a few more people in Florida for me..

[Anonymous No.17646562]

>>17646502
god damn I guess you’re right what’s a decent price? I feel bad for requiring spoonfeeding, I just want to make quick blood money

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17646566]

>>17646551
Sub 100 DIS sounds so comfy.

[Anonymous No.17646580]

4% and still freefalling. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.17646587]

any ozfags here with a low cost platform recc?
i want to dca cba but the fucking fees mang

[Anonymous No.17646590]

GO TO THE STORE NOW BUY FOOD FOR 1 YEAR MINIMUM

[Anonymous No.17646594]

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR?????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.17646596]

>>17646431
There you go. I'm new to it too, but been making some good gains last week.

Puts everywhere.

[Anonymous No.17646605]

>>17646594
MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.17646629]

This thread is an impostor. Migrate.

>>17646379

>>17646379

>>17646379

[Anonymous No.17646657]

Is hitting a circuit breaker in futures possible!?!?!

[Anonymous No.17646665]

>>17646562

I mean, you'll make money with CCL probably, just SPY has a lot more potential. Though a SPY contract will cost you a lot more at this point than a CCL contract. If you have the money, I'd go $SPY, either on 3/27 or 3/30 for like 295

[Anonymous No.17646684]

>>17646594

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17646696]

>>17646594
>30 million potential deaths in the USA alone
THE FLOOR IS ZERO.

[Anonymous No.17646703]

>>17646562
You’re too late to the party, rookie.

[Anonymous No.17646710]

>>17646657
yes

[Anonymous No.17646739]

>>17646594
>below 25k at open
imagine

[Anonymous No.17646765]

>>17645914
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSxPouPCIM

WATCH IT
>WATCH IT
WATCH IT
>WATCH IT
WATCH IT
>WATCH IT

[Anonymous No.17646802]

>>17645914
Bear Thread

>>17646379
Bull Thread

???

[Anonymous No.17646888]

>>17646802
Schizo echo chamber before death

[Anonymous No.17646903]

Since /smg/ has a hard-on for pennystocks, what do you think about Natuzzi? Italian company, they make nice looking chairs that cost the equivalent of small cars, pic related.
The stock has been bleeding out non-stop for 10 years and is now close to worthless but from what I understand the company can't really go bankrupt since the family is rich as fuck and owns 60%. They could also buy back the shares with ease.
Buying Natuzzi seems slightly less retarded than buying your flavor of the month Bio penny stock...

[Anonymous No.17646924]

>>17645914
Anybody excited to buy some CVX XOM and RDS.B this week?

[Anonymous No.17647014]

based futures say FUCK the fed and their fake and gay pump

[Anonymous No.17647075]

It's over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17647105]

>>17647075
yes

[Anonymous No.17647182]

>>17646903
seems risky >>17643234

also >>17646629

[Anonymous No.17647203]

holy fuck this is biblical

[Anonymous No.17647246]

>>17646710
For real? Will the market pause for 15 minutes like normal trading if it happens in futures?

[Anonymous No.17647295]

Update on live futures.

SPY index fund will open at ~$281. Down from Fridays close of $295.52.

[Anonymous No.17647297]

>>17646337
Regeneron is developing monoclonal antibody therapy, not antiviral. Should be much more effective, but given Corona-chan's incubation period it might not be all that effective in the cohorts it will actually be used on (hospitalizations). Should also take ~6m before it's ready to test. Fingers crossed it either won't work in advanced cases or it won't be ready during next year's cold and flu season, which is when we should see peak boomercide

[Anonymous No.17647371]

>THE NIKKEI IS FUCKING DEAD BROS

[Anonymous No.17647410]

>10 YR YIELD
>10 YR YIELD
>10 YR YIELD
>10 YR YIELD

[Anonymous No.17647423]

>>17647371
>*flick*

[Anonymous No.17647425]

>>17647297
Some good men will die, some very based people will lose their jobs and their homes, some good and decent women will resort to prostitution to stay off the street and keep the kids fed... before you can even meet them and propose a better idea

But maybe there will be less drain in social security in the future? Though we may outspend that by dealing with the crises at hand...

[Anonymous No.17647448]

>>17647371
FUCK I CLOSED MY SHORT AT A LOSS AND I STILL OWN ONE SHARE OF EWJ IN MY IRA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17647533]

The corona news is starting to become too positive. Whole cities in China seem to have contained the virus so far. News just arrived from Italy where a random arthritis drug is seemingly super effective. Does this mean we won't go a further -20-30%? Am I going to be a victim of FOMO if I buy the 'dip' of this week instead of waiting longer? Looking for long term ideas.

[Anonymous No.17647561]

>>17647533
>Whole cities in China seem to have contained the virus so far
If they stop the quarantines why won't it just come back?

[Anonymous No.17647569]

>>17647533
just risk off bro 50% bonds 40% stocks and 10% precious metals until we stabilize

[Anonymous No.17647572]

>>17647533
>Whole cities in China seem to have contained the virus so far
Literally lies. They just stopped testing and started forcing people to work.

[Anonymous No.17647616]

>>17647533
Yes Chang would never lie like that.

[Anonymous No.17647698]

Holy fuck for a bunch of autists you lot are fucking ignorant of incredibly small, yet vital facts.

Every single one of the young healthy people who have died from Covid 19 have had one thing in common. Larger than normal viral loads. Typically it's been doctors and health care professionals who have had seen dozens of people infected to get such large loads.

Now do some simple fucking maths and come to this conclusion.

With such a small number of the world population currently infected it's hard for Average Joe to come into contact with anything but one or two carriers.

When half the world has this and you are getting contact with 100 people on your subway car fucking Superman is going to be coughing up blood by Day 5.

If you are in the US and still going to work by 3/20 I'd be making sure my funeral insurance is current because you are already dead.

[Anonymous No.17647700]

>>17647569
50% bonds? I'm at least 30 years too young for that. Isn't putting in around 20% of my cash every week in stonks just as risk-free with way better prospects for the long term?

[Anonymous No.17647772]

>>17647700
just because you buy edv , bnd and vclt to hedge against the downside for a quarter or two doesnt mean you can re-allocate lmao
why do you retards think that you have to hold bonds forever? it is just an etf just like anything else.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17647866]

>>17647698
It's not about deaths it's about the quarantine of over 100million people and more to come which will slow down the economy.. holy fuck you are stupid if you don't understand that.. this whole time you thought it was about deaths?!?! lmao

[Anonymous No.17647926]

>>17647371
pfft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSJ7kcWU-MI

[Anonymous No.17647966]

>>17647533
>random arthritis drug
what drug?

[Anonymous No.17648071]

>>17647866
This. The world economy doesn't care about a ten million people dying over the course of a year, give me a break. The net positive birth rate is still 160.000 a DAY. What the economy does care about is a billion people not going to work, no planes flying, no factories operating, no cargo ships moving, no one going out to dinner/movies/theater/concerts/festivals.

>>17647772
Why would I buy those right now when they have shot up to their all time highs? Wouldn't that be peak boomer behaviour? I'm just looking to find some cheap blue chips over the next weeks to hold forever, and yes, some ETFs with the same strategy.

[Anonymous No.17648075]

>>17645914
Greetings. First timer here, what medical company manufactures both vaccines and AIDZ meds?

[Anonymous No.17648116]

>>17647966
https://www.leggo.it/italia/cronache/coronavirus_farmaco_anti_artrite_pazienti_curati_napoli_oggi_8_marzo_2020-5099254.html


And with 'too much good news' I mean things like:
https://www.dpz.eu/en/home/single-view/news/die-vermehrung-von-sars-coronavirus-2-im-menschen-verhindern.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/07/health/american-couple-reunited-us-after-coronavirus/index.html

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200303_20/

disclaimer: some of those might be a bit clickbaity and nothing is confirmed yet

[Anonymous No.17648122]

>>17647203
Smoothbrain failson MBS deliberately crashing his country's only source of income just because he got humiliated by Russia. Sad!

[Anonymous No.17648173]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17648175]

>>17647533
Not only that, the virus by killing off the boomers and the weak with pre-existing health conditions is removing a lot of the pensions and healthcare burdens for the future. A net positivenl

[Anonymous No.17648185]

Fuck, Peter schiff was right. Peter schiff is the new Ron paul. That asshole’s ego is gonna go super nova. Gonna swallow some pride and go deeper into zroz, tlt, and Gdxj

[Anonymous No.17648200]

>>17648175
>killing off 20 USA boomers gonna help save pensions

[Anonymous No.17648211]

>>17648075

You faggots still think this was about some virus! Or even muh supply lines?

[Anonymous No.17648216]

Imagine not selling weeks ago

[Anonymous No.17648239]

>>17648122
Those two are coordinating to fuck the other major oil producer, the US

[Anonymous No.17648259]

>>17646208
almost

[Anonymous No.17648265]

Will it be too late to open shorts tomorrow? I’m thinking at this point just waiting a little and then start buying when things are super low . I’m retarded tho, portfolio went from 60k to 40k this month. Pls help me make my money back :/

[Anonymous No.17648267]

>>17648211
Every country in the world is either gonna want treatment (HIV meds) or a vaccine (if such a thing is even possible) even if just to appear* like they are addressing the issue to save as much face and money as possible. Lifetime savers like myself just need to figure out where in the supplyline I can buy in, and walk away 3 years later rich.

[Anonymous No.17648308]

We're fucked, brahs. It's all coming down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17648343]

>>17648175
I honestly believe this entire year is the best year that sets up the Roaring 20s, we won't have a true depression, loads of old people killing our system will die, stocks go down 40% lots of other stuff I already typed out will be good for Americans. Underlying overall economy still super strong. Best time to make money in human history.

[Anonymous No.17648384]

Am I dumping 1k into SPXU or SQQQ tomorrow bros

[Anonymous No.17648385]

/biz/ I HAVE $500 WHAT POSITION DO I SHORT? AAL, DIS and CCL look sexy for puts right now

[Anonymous No.17648400]

>>17648308
Nikkei dropped 4% in 15 minutes after opening lol, that might be the biggest drop I've seen. I imagine every exchange worldwide will do roughly the same. America has downplayed corona so far, as well as not having as much infections as other places in the world yet, therefore I think the Dow will drop even harder. Screencap this: 24.000 by monday afternoon, closing on 22.500 by friday (because no one wants to hold bags over another weekend of corona news).

This all goes only when my previous 'positive news' doesn't have an impact.

[Anonymous No.17648411]

>>17648385
None.
Buy food, ammo and toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.17648446]

>>17648384
Spreads will be fucking huge tomorrow. You will be paying a premium for them. But, upside is large.

[Anonymous No.17648447]

>>17646594
Boomers gonna say fuck it and pull their funds today.
This day will be remembered for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.17648484]

>>17648447
Agreed the only thing I've been able to think about for 24/7 over the past weeks is how to profit off boomers. I agree with
>>17648343 that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

[Anonymous No.17648501]

>>17648446
Ah, you think so? Maybe I shouldn't buy on open and see if Mr. Fed has some more money in his checkbook

[Anonymous No.17648547]

>>17645914
Reminder to everyone in this thread that it is not too late to get short the S&P. SQQQ right now is a buy that is

>down on the week
>down on three months
>down on one year
>down on 5 years

You are still in the dip.

[Anonymous No.17648576]

>>17648547
What position for sqqq? Or just buy and hold?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17648663]

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

[Anonymous No.17648694]

>>17648663
was funny when you bought puts at the bottom in 2018

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17648721]

>>17648694
I was making money on that down turn.. you do know I can buy them and sell them the same day right?

[Anonymous No.17648739]

>>17648721
you actually admitted they expired worthless but ok suure

[Anonymous No.17648740]

LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE PRICES HIT THE *duh duh* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17648772]

>>17648739
I was buying puts that whole time... sure i've had some expire.. but i made more than i lost....

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
I

[Anonymous No.17648826]

How did DOW futures stop? I thought the breaker was at 7% not at 5%

[Anonymous No.17648828]

>>17648772

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17648842]

>>17648828
have you had enough gay sex today?

[Anonymous No.17648880]

>>17648842
No, in fact I haven't. Blow me and I'll bail you out from all those worthless options.

How can you be so salty about stocks? Just recoup your losses nigga lmao.

[Anonymous No.17648904]

NOTHINGBURGER, will you all stop spouting nonsense?
The feds will do a rate cut and pump the markets all week I bet they saw this outcome so they are already going to save the market.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17648928]

>>17648880
my options are going to be soooo green come tomorrow and this whole week.. i'll buy some calls while closing puts.... I don't have losses of right now.. overall green for all time and for the year...

not sure what your deal is with me kid... get a life

[Anonymous No.17648962]

>>17648904
The wonderful thing about pumping is that it only delays the inevitable. When your puts are six months out you just smile and wait as the venison sprints away with the arrow in its lungs. You'll get your meal soon enough.

[Anonymous No.17649047]

Having a circuit breaker activate is like sending a market-wide SMS to every trader :

>The market is collapsing. Sentiment is really bad. We don't know if we can control it.

[Anonymous No.17649054]

Real thread to migrate to:

>>17648913

>>17648913

>>17648913

OP just delete this one.

[Anonymous No.17649274]

>>17648962
>corona virus still happening 6 months out

[Anonymous No.17649354]

>>17646053
Am I dead

[Anonymous No.17649733]

>>17648828
Quality banter.

[Anonymous No.17649877]

the fun has begun

[Anonymous No.17649945]

>>17646381
Tech was already heading to a Slow down in discoveries and new technology

[Anonymous No.17650078]

>>17648928
yo your name is LCI guy so i assume you know about them enough. I was investing in them 2014 when i was just learning to trade and rode the wave up for a while. what the fuck happened to them over the years and why are they balls deep in debt.

[Anonymous No.17650106]

BULLKEKS BTFO
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17650178]

>>17649054
That thread was made two hours later.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17650295]

>>17650106
reported

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17650341]

damn... all entertainment is fucked... i told you all we were all going to die.

[Anonymous No.17650405]

Will oil continue to drop? I feel like it's already too late

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17650504]

>>17650078
The old CEO fucked them hard... lost contracts and loaded up debt.. new CEO is taking on the debt and signing new contracts and launching new drugs.. gunna be a huge turn around

LCI to $60

[Anonymous No.17650550]

I have a spy 287 put that expires Monday. If market hits circuit breaker what happens?

[Anonymous No.17650757]

>>17650504
by when

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17650909]

>>17650757
when the institutions that have been loading up decide it's ready

[Anonymous No.17651509]

>>17650550
Its opening in low 280s so it's going to have value. Hope you got it cheap.

[Anonymous No.17651576]

written on Friday before oil has done what it has done à …“As you consider whether S&P’s breaks 2850 or not, it is critically important to monitor these Fed actions which are needed to ensure the smooth transmission of global cash flows. Keep in mind that the majority of the world has almost no visibility or knowledge of things like FRA/OIS. The average retail investor has been preprogrammed to buy the dip and is not watching the potential cash flow death spiral, which means that 2850 is highly binary. In other words, it either holds and bounces sharply on a Fed “invention,” or the breakdown absolutely flushes the average retail investor buying the dip. That means there is extreme risk of another significant leg lower, but ultimately, central banks will be forced to respond which lift risk assets later. Lower first, higher later. The tongue in cheek subject line = FEMA is needed, not the FED = is meant to imply that an emergency liquidity injection will be needed soon, not rate cuts!

[Anonymous No.17651606]

I don't have a single cent in stocks yet even I'm looking to sell.

[Anonymous No.17651634]

how much further down does CCL have to go bros? I'm eager to buy a fuckton

[Anonymous No.17651638]

>>17651606
>tfw 6.5k in the red after putting 20k in the stocks

I'm not worried at all for some reason.
I just feel like this is all going to blow over.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17651649]

>>17651634
Mid teens

[Anonymous No.17651690]

still a decent idea to sell 15-30delta verticals for free money? been thinking about it all weekend, kinda pissed I didn't

[Anonymous No.17651711]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17651725]

>>17645914
is this something bad or good for someone that owns a good deal of land?

[Anonymous No.17651746]

>>17651725
Land is good.

[Anonymous No.17651759]

This fucking board told me that if the stock market ever plunged, crypto would moon as people looked for somewhere else to park their money.

Fuck you fucking faggot nigger cunts. This board is dead to me.

[Anonymous No.17651785]

>>17645914
>meanwhile, at Nikkei 225

[Anonymous No.17651791]

>>17651759

Those people are morons. If the entire economy is crashing people aren't going to hold an already volatile thing like crypto. They'll want to cash out to have cash on hand if they lose their job

[SOXL_shill No.17651792]

What a shitshow haha. Doesn't feel like the bottom yet, we got at least another week or so to go. I'm still nibbling here and there. SOXL makes it under 100 though I'm going in deep. Still got 250k set aside for the dump. Gonna wring as much out of this coronashit as I can. Hope to turn 300k into a million on the other side if everything goes my way. Fucking /ES limit down though, wtf. Be safe, men and don't give in to fear and despair. Try to get good deals but if you spend everything and it keeps dropping, relax. Find a hobby until it turns around. It will

[Anonymous No.17651810]

I love you all i just hate some of your behavior

[Anonymous No.17651826]

>>17651792
Ausfag here
It's midnight in NY
What happens when the bell rings Monday 9am?

[Anonymous No.17651861]

>>17651826
No idea. Europe is awakening though. Their pockets run deep. Will the ECB do something?

[Anonymous No.17651869]

>>17651649
Why would you say that? Sorry I'm very new to all this and I'm trying not to get overeager

I jus wanna learn bros ;_;

[Anonymous No.17651891]

> tfw I just found the $1000 I forgot to deposit at the bank in my drawer

Well, I guess there’s that for tomorrow, at least... I was actually going there anyway to get some voided checks tomorrow, funny how things are

[Anonymous No.17651900]

>>17651746
based.I'm a brainlet about economics so i was worried about the value of my land

[Anonymous No.17651906]

>>17651759
that would be dependent on people seeing crypto as a store of value and not a meme asset whose only value is to speculate on.

[Anonymous No.17651912]

>>17651869
LCIguy am bot -_-;
he shilling his stupid stock for years now and lost everyone who buys it they monei

just ignore him

[Anonymous No.17651923]

Post Monday tunes

https://youtu.be/FYH8DsU2WCk

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17651924]

>>17651869
>Why would you say that?
fear circling that industry... bears are going to take advantage of it and force it down.. smart people will be patient and wait to buy.. over reaction it tank it which is good for you.. just remember it's a 19 billion dollar company and thats a lot of capital to try and catch and support.. i'm watching it too

[SOXL_shill No.17651928]

>>17651826
Wouldn't be surprised if the circuit breakers go off. 7% down on the index and trading halts for 15 minutes. We could easily see thst hapoen today. Note too that electronic trading in stocks starts at 4 AM eastern time so we have 3 hours and 53 minutes to go

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17651948]

>>17651912
LCI is a good company.. you should spite trade though..

[Anonymous No.17651987]

>>17651928
ASX 200 and All Ords down 6%
AUD drops more than 1%
Big day

[Anonymous No.17651998]

Dont count europe out

[Anonymous No.17652013]

how can one with no investments yet profits from this crash?

[Anonymous No.17652020]

bears are too stupid falling for this bear trap

[Anonymous No.17652023]

>>17651891
why would you post this anon? you gonna get doxed -_-;

[Credit Spread Officer No.17652055]

CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN!?!?!?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17652059]

BREAKING NEWS
>STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
>STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
>STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
>STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO
STOCK MARKET NOW TRADING PEE AND POO

[Anonymous No.17652072]

>>17645914
WHOS READY FOR THE MONDAY MASSACRE

[Anonymous No.17652087]

>>17652059
SHORT POO SELL SELL SELL HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL FUCKED PUT PUTS ON PEE

[Anonymous No.17652088]

>>17652072
Europe futures??

[Anonymous No.17652100]

>>17651861
>No idea. Europe is awakening though. Their pockets run deep. Will the ECB do something?

I hope like fuck Deutche is going to be able to weather this.

[Anonymous No.17652104]

When does Europe open?
45 min?

[Anonymous No.17652109]

>>17652059

[Anonymous No.17652116]

Buckle up for the Eurodump

[Anonymous No.17652118]

Tons of Chinese oil stocks have dropped ~10-20% in the Hong Kong market.

[Anonymous No.17652120]

Don't forget to get some sleep, bros. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.

[Anonymous No.17652129]

calm down anons, nothing to see here

[Anonymous No.17652131]

As the Titanic was sinking in the early hours of April 15th 1912, the band continued to play in the hopes of holding off the panic.

According to folklore, as the ship finally went down, the band was playing "Nearer My God to Thee".

A good song for tomorrow's opening bell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsr49csFYk

[Anonymous No.17652134]

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-ae6_okmg

[Anonymous No.17652138]

>>17646594
Hell.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17652153]

>>17652129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404

[Anonymous No.17652155]

>>17645961
>>17645970
Yep.
And it will be beautiful
No boomer retirements on our dime.
No recovery
Cities de-gentrify
Suburban lawn survival gardens
Houses 75% off
All the foreigners leave
A new era

[Anonymous No.17652157]

China isn't down much. Fake Bear plunge.

[Anonymous No.17652165]

Serious question:
So I don't have any stocks or anything because I'm an ultra poorfag. Just have $2k in my checking account and $2k in my savings. I'm I gonna need to pull that money to cash, or is it "safe" from this market crash?

[Anonymous No.17652166]

>>17652104
Nah, it's only 5am in Europe now

[Anonymous No.17652171]

>>17652155
Dubs confirm.

[Anonymous No.17652175]

>>17652157
that's because the mainland market is rigged, unironically.

[Anonymous No.17652180]

>>17652157
Except oil, that one is real.

[Anonymous No.17652187]

>>17645914
I'm getting drunk so that when I wake up and see the market movements, I can just lump it in with the hangover pain. Tomorrow is going to be another bloodbath.
>tfw recently started adding more money to the market over the past year or two
>am about to cross the rubicron of having lost every penny I made on stocks since Nov 2016
F

[Anonymous No.17652192]

>>17652153
AY YOU BETTER BE RIGHT YOU FAGGOT. JUST PLACED HUNDRED CALL CONTRACTS ON YOUR GAY LCI SHIT.

[Anonymous No.17652194]

>>17646198
Huh. I always thought his name was spelled Earl.

[Anonymous No.17652197]

>>17652165
invest it all in SQQQ to make 21%+ return

[Anonymous No.17652199]

>>17652165
Cash will be safe, as long as you're below the FDIC limit (which you are).

You might want to take some of it and hide it around the house. Interest rates are shit so you won't be missing out on much.

[Anonymous No.17652201]

>>17652165
Just relax dude we have to be in a severely much much worse market than this to have a bank run

[Anonymous No.17652203]

why can't the fed just pump the market? know it weakens the dollar but its better than a total collapse right?

[Anonymous No.17652205]

>slight pump on the asx
>followed by a larger dump

what a time to be alive. what are we all buying when the market bottoms out?

[Anonymous No.17652210]

>>17652165
It depends on whether or not it leads into a deflationary collapse. In that case fiat money like what you have in the bank will be utterly worthless.

[Anonymous No.17652212]

>>17645914
>not (embed) edition

shamfru dispray

[Anonymous No.17652217]

I can't sleep I'm more excited than on Christmas Eve

[Anonymous No.17652225]

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Oh hi Mark

[Anonymous No.17652229]

New job, just set my 401(k) up. I'm 28, set up for aggressive growth.
>75% VINIX
>25% VEXAX
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17652231]

>>17652165
Your money is safe in the bank.

[Anonymous No.17652233]

And this one goes out to all the bullbros out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc

[Alcohol Quality Control Team L(...) !pBDDkuoH3. No.17652249]

It's fun to drop in and see what everyone else is doing tomorrow. I typically dump about 20% of the bear posts from the mental bear screen.
There are definitely some Bain posters here, you know the one who want the market to crash with no survivors for some unrelated agenda.
You know the ones, short on deets, couldn't name a stonk cause they've never actually been in the market. But if the futures trading is any indicator, it's going to be ugly by Friday.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17652254]

>>17652192
the trick is to buy the equity and sell the calls...

[Anonymous No.17652256]

>>17652203
They can try but they can't prop the whole works up on their own if selling pressure is strong enough.

[Anonymous No.17652262]

>>17646657
anything is possible anon, you just gotta BELIEVEEEeee

[Anonymous No.17652268]

FUCK FUCK FUCK OH FUCKING GOD THIS HURTS SO MUCH MAKE IT STOP
>Nikkei 225 index -5.79%
>Hans Seng HK -3.53%
>Shanghai Comp -2.41%
>ASX in Australia -8.77%

[Anonymous No.17652274]

>>17652229
100% VTSAX

[Anonymous No.17652275]

pol anon here. Chances of a run on the bank?

[Anonymous No.17652282]

>>17652197
I'm just a tourist here, I don't know what that means. I'm assuming it's betting against the market making money?

>>17652199
>>17652201
>>17652231
Thanks. I guess if it did just vanish, it wouldn't make too much of a difference since I'm a wagie that makes just enough to pay bills.

[Anonymous No.17652291]

any recommended stocks for good dividends that aren't super obvious?

[Anonymous No.17652293]

>>17652274
Not an option for me in my employer plan. I put my stock winnings into VTSAX though.

[Anonymous No.17652295]

>>17652275
>pol anon here. Chances of a run on the bank?

Zero.

[Anonymous No.17652302]

>>17652275
0%. Hell, even DB might keep limping along for a few more months.

What you want to watch for are shale drillers collapsing and defaulting on their junk bonds. That'll make some banks sting, but you'll still be covered by the FDIC.

[Anonymous No.17652308]

>>17652155
>All the foreigners leave
if only

[Anonymous No.17652319]

>>17652262
americans be like "oooooh stock market too spicy gotta regulate the shit out of it"

[Anonymous No.17652321]

>>17652302
>Hell, even DB might keep limping along for a few more months.

I'm not afraid of much, but DB's position scares the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.17652332]

>>17652268
Just wait until yurop wakes up

[Anonymous No.17652335]

>>17652302
>>17652295

Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.17652341]

>>17652229
I roll over my 401k into a self-managed IRA so I could pick my own investments. You can do this every 12 months.

[Anonymous No.17652343]

>>17652023

Thank anon, idk either... I’m in one of those moody feels tonight, 2020 has been such a roller coaster, right when life has seemed to be better; I already imagined getting killed in the desert for global finance when my unit called me up for muster in January, during the Suleimani thing (ironically, I turned into a sort of Persiaboo while I was in), which they hadn’t done in the whole year and a half I’ve been out. My friends over there are telling me how south things have gone with coronachan.

For once, time appears to be closing its cycle and not taking its bitter oppressive time to pass, but it’s sad too. my parents are getting older, my gran is on the way out, and I’m nearing a quarter century...

Anyway, here’s my thread theme lads, you’ve all been top notch. I wonder if anyone will hear our voices after we all go from here, on a hard drive in space somewhere

https://youtu.be/iJjV2HzRpqU

[Anonymous No.17652347]

>>17652282
yes, easy money if you actually think it will crash but the fed could pump it who really knows idk why everyone here is so confident look at this past week it has gone up and down so wildly. Tomorrow will be bad not only because of the virus having no end in sight but oil tanking.

[Anonymous No.17652348]

where da dip buyers at

[Anonymous No.17652349]

just ban selling its not hard

China showed how to fix markets going down

[Anonymous No.17652354]

I'm 100% TQQQ since last Monday. Hope I don't get liquidated before it recovers

[Anonymous No.17652361]

Which SPY put to buy and why? Please help.

[Anonymous No.17652368]

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump proposes to ban selling.

[Anonymous No.17652383]

>>17652341
How bad are the fees n sheeit doing it that way?

[Anonymous No.17652389]

>>17651792
Good advice, that's what I did when I bought LPTX last year at 2.33, waited all year and now I'm actually making money on it.

[Anonymous No.17652395]

If I want to bet against the market with SQQQ, TVIX, SOXS, etc. tomorrow, should I buy them at open or set an alarm for 4:30 and buy when pre-market opens?

[Anonymous No.17652401]

>>17652395
premarket will have incredible spreads.

[Anonymous No.17652406]

>>17652354
take it from someone who bought XIV the day before it died: this is not a sustainable way to life

[Anonymous No.17652413]

>>17652354
TQQQ rebalances daily so the chance of liquidation is exceedingly small
>>17652361
When you think we've hit bottom, buy SPXL for maximum S&P upside

[Anonymous No.17652414]

>>17652401
>premarket will have incredible spreads.

It's going to be batshit nuts tomorrow during the first five minutes. I really hope NYSE is ready for the volume.

[Anonymous No.17652417]

I'm dreaming of a red Monday

[Anonymous No.17652427]

>>17652383
$25 rollover fee for my custodian. I max out my 401k every year and roll it over to my own IRA investment account. Even if I wanted to sit on an index fund the $25 pays for itself because you don't have to deal with management fees in a self-directed IRA.

[Anonymous No.17652436]

>>17652233
Now let's get this bobo party goin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_IJVDiaZVI

[Anonymous No.17652440]

The 10yr is climbing again, but crude is 27.5 now.

[Anonymous No.17652445]

>>17652343
thats interesting BUT STOP GIVING UP SO MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION

you are in literal danger of being killed
me could tell you were mujaheddin within a microsecond of looking at your last pic

dont let the pedrodollars deaththrows kill you quicker than they already am

[Anonymous No.17652448]

I can't wait to hear from the retards that still have Robinhood accounts. Also Charles Schwab trading went down that day as well.

[Anonymous No.17652453]

>>17652414
Imagine if Robinhood takes another shit

[Anonymous No.17652455]

>>17652282
don't trust them. the safest place your money can be is in your possession

[Anonymous No.17652457]

>>17652354
>>17652406
>TQQQ
YOU ARE ALREADY LIQUIDATED!

[Anonymous No.17652460]

I fucked up getting Robinhood as a broker. Can you believe their 'extended hours' trading is ... literally just 9AM? The whole nation will be on those juicy shorts before I can even get to them.

[Anonymous No.17652476]

Stock noob with no money invested here, would this be a good time to start and buy the dip? It'll recover eventually right?

[Anonymous No.17652478]

>>17652453
>imagine

[Anonymous No.17652480]

buy spy at floor tomorrow and be rewarded on tuesday

[Anonymous No.17652483]

>>17652460
>not etrade
im sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.17652487]

>>17645914
how do i invest in VIX? it seems to be on the up and up

[Anonymous No.17652489]

>>17652453
im 93%sure it will. tommorow is bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17652490]

>>17645914
I hope you sold your boomer tokens, boomers.

[Anonymous No.17652491]

At the open, I'm going to COOM.

[Anonymous No.17652492]

>this is fine
>only 2% mortality
>v-shaped recovery
>China already discovered a cure!

[Anonymous No.17652494]

The amount of new people talking about buying SQQQ and SPXS now is making me wonder if I should close my shorts tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17652496]

>>17652453
>Imagine if Robinhood takes another shit

Fuck Robinhood -- I'm worried some of the BIG players are going to be in the same situation with institutional transactions. The volume tomorrow is going to be a record.

[Anonymous No.17652504]

>>17652476
no

[Anonymous No.17652519]

>>17652427
Not a bad idea, anon. I have an unfunded Vanguard IRA that I could use.
Which fund do you park your 401(k) contributions into for the year before rolling over?

[Anonymous No.17652524]

>>17652453
They've had the opportunity to update their systems so that such a situation never happens again. I'm not too worried. I'm going to document the positions I'm taking at market open, and if they go down I'll join the class action and recoup my losses either way.

[Anonymous No.17652528]

>>17652453
>imagining a certainty

[Anonymous No.17652535]

>>17652343
pretty song tho

[Anonymous No.17652540]

At the rate this going, we're going to see a 26-handle on crude in the next few hours.

[Anonymous No.17652552]

If you think about it, going to bed tonight is like doing a 'fast travel' to Hell.

[Anonymous No.17652553]

>>17645914
If you haven't stocked up on supplies you should now. If the oil prices stay this low for an extended period of time global tensions will skyrocket. Imagine what Iran, Iraq, Venezuela the U.S and Saudi Arabia will do once they go bankrupt?

I can't believe this one virus will cause all of this.

[Anonymous No.17652560]

>>17652487
lmao

[Anonymous No.17652561]

What happens if Deutsches Bank fails? von Lehman Brüderen?

[Anonymous No.17652571]

>>17652552
wew

[Anonymous No.17652581]

>>17652552

[Anonymous No.17652585]

>>17652492
>that fucking cliff drop
>40 year timescale
oh god oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck oh my fucking god fuck

[Anonymous No.17652588]

>>17652552
>thinking

[Anonymous No.17652592]

>>17652561
>What happens if Deutsches Bank fails? von Lehman Brüderen?

What happens if DB fails and all those wonderful debt obligations fire off?

You walk outside, turn your face to the sun and blow your brains out, because you will NOT want to live in that world.

[Anonymous No.17652595]

>>17652552
Funny you bring that up, I just gained the ability to fast travel in Rdr2

[Anonymous No.17652597]

>>17652225
nicccccccccccccccccce

[Anonymous No.17652605]

I'm losing cash bros

[Anonymous No.17652610]

How long until Euro markets open frens?

[Anonymous No.17652613]

>>17652553
trigger. it was the trigger. not the cause. this storm has been building up for years.

[Anonymous No.17652618]

I'd be a little worried if USA broke -5.5%. Gonna have a good nights sleep

[Anonymous No.17652620]

who here 99% cash

[Anonymous No.17652621]

So when will the bankers start jumping out of the windows?

[Anonymous No.17652622]

>>17652519
Completely depends on your provider. Mine was completely hands off. They did 25% emerging markets, 30% large cap fund, 25% mid/small cap, and 20% bonds. I got 15% returns last year when the S&P 500 went up 30%. And they charge a 0.5% management fee on top of it all. I only use 401k for the tax benefits.

[Anonymous No.17652629]

>>17652613
agreed

[Anonymous No.17652628]

>>17652613
I'd argue that the virus made the market vulnerable and the oil crash tonight is the trigger

[Anonymous No.17652634]

Explain what low oil and low Gov bonds mean to a brainlet

[Anonymous No.17652635]

>>17652592
Okay but if 2020 has taught me anything it's that we probably do live in that timeline, so walk me through it

[Anonymous No.17652636]

>>17652605
i'm down $55000 since bullshit started
probably another 20k just tomorrow alone

[Anonymous No.17652643]

>>17652492
FUCK

[Anonymous No.17652646]

>>17646594
2022 or 3

[Anonymous No.17652653]

>>17652621

probably within 15 minutes of the bell lol

[Anonymous No.17652656]

>>17652620
me so what the fuck do we do? wait for it to start feeling like the bottom and start buying back in?

[Anonymous No.17652657]

hee hee hee ohohohoh this is delicious

[Anonymous No.17652661]

>>17652620
50% cash
50% SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17652666]

>>17652634
deflation-low prices for goods and services

[Anonymous No.17652667]

Remember that scene where Michael Burry realizes nothing matters if the banks fall apart?

[Anonymous No.17652673]

>squiggly line go down
>grug sad

[Anonymous No.17652679]

>>17648484
>one in a lifetime opportunity
but muh 2008

[Anonymous No.17652682]

How does this compare to 2008?

[Anonymous No.17652683]

>>17652656
fuck if i know

[Anonymous No.17652688]

>>17652628
hard to know if russia was going to do this anyway or they are taking advantage of virus fear

[Anonymous No.17652692]

>>17652561
Bro you gotta worry about JPM being solvent. Word is they took out a massive bond short.

That's the reason Jamie Dimon's heart exploded when bond prices mooned.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-has-emergency-heart-surgery/

[Anonymous No.17652694]

>>17652673
that squiggly line represents your ability to use money to buy food and shelter

[Anonymous No.17652696]

>>17652620
85% cash
15% SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17652711]

>>17652561
they will be sold off. Broken into chunks and sold to other financial institutions. Or ECB buys their shit debt

[Anonymous No.17652713]

>>17652622
Thanks anon, I'll look into this.

[Anonymous No.17652721]

Barron's points out that this is a supply-side shock as opposed to demand-side shock. Imagine widespread rationing. Apparently this event triggers "force majeure" clauses. Imagine sales contracts being ripped up. Net 30 terms just dropped. Motherfuckers better get ready.

[Anonymous No.17652723]

>>17652682
far, far worse. real estate crisis vs. currency/equity crisis

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17652730]

i have enough food and water for the rest of my life, how you city folk hanging up?

[Anonymous No.17652732]

What did he mean by this? He obviously knew this crash was coming, and the photo seems to imply that he's celebrating or had a hand in it.

[Anonymous No.17652739]

>>17652492
this seems fishy

[Anonymous No.17652746]

>>17652620
>300% SPSX

[Anonymous No.17652750]

>>17652628
>>17652613
>>17652688
only a brainlet would assume it's just the virus causing worldwide market corrections. people still have to drive, fly, operate factories, it's just to a lesser extent. that shouldn't cause such a huge drop in oil price. a huge shitstorm is going on behind the scenes.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17652751]

>>17652730
i let the bull fuck the 4 girls, and then they pop out more food... I just let them eat grass and drink water from the well.

[Anonymous No.17652754]

>>17652620
I am 90% besides the equity in my house

[Anonymous No.17652761]

>>17652476
It will, but I wouldn’t

Unless you can’t be troubled to check the market again every day for the next week or so

[Anonymous No.17652762]

>>17652635
>Okay but if 2020 has taught me anything it's that we probably do live in that timeline, so walk me through it

DB has more debt obligation than there is actual money in the world. They've made insane bets that things will stay pretty much status quo. The only thing is, they've made so many bets, there's absolutely NO way for them to actually pay off should they come due.

If DB goes titsup.com on us, and if the ECB isn't able to backstop the losses (BAHAHAHAHA!!), you're looking at literally the complete liquidation of the entire world's economy in one form or another. Credit would freeze instantly. The losses to the people holding DB contracts would be incalculable, but pennies on the dollar would be thinking too grandly. Pretty much all the major banks would fail at once. All this would take place within a day.

It would make '29 looks like a fucking footnote. In the entire history of capitalism, there is nothing close to what would happen if DB went under all the sudden.

[Anonymous No.17652764]

not like this.....
https://youtu.be/Dh2PYPZJAzA

[Anonymous No.17652766]

>>17652620
100% cash and been so for about 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.17652779]

>>17652667
>Remember that scene where Michael Burry realizes nothing matters if the banks fall apart?

When someone asks me what the scariest movie I've ever seen is, I always answer, "The Big Short".

[Anonymous No.17652780]

>>17652553
What supplies?
Should I really be buying fucking dried rice and beans?

>>17652620
~30-40%
;_;

[Anonymous No.17652782]

50% bonds 40% reits, utilities, and consumer staples, 10% precious metals
I was green Friday and I will be greener Monday

[Anonymous No.17652783]

>>17652732
Seriously don't read into his idiocy. It's like when art enthusiasts analyze the finger painting of a child. He thought it was funny so he retweeted it. That's the most complex thought that can enter his head.

[Anonymous No.17652785]

>>17652620
Nice 10% inflation bro

[Anonymous No.17652788]

>>17652732
It's worse. Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned. Him and his PR manager failed to see the irony or meaning behind the meme.

[Anonymous No.17652789]

>>17652750
I don't know what the situation in the US is like but here in Europe the aviation sector is obliterated and airports are basically empty.

[Anonymous No.17652793]

>>17652750
yea im surprised more people arent mentioning mbs apparently consolidating power and king saud's potential death

[Anonymous No.17652796]

>>17652762

Chances of this?

[Anonymous No.17652800]

>>17652782
Stop posting mtf’s in my goddamned gambling threads

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17652803]

>>17652762
i dumped all my stock in european banks... they're literally fucking retarded and don't have a goal that is coherent enough to turn profit... last union that blessed the continent of europe was the soviet union, and we can look into history books to see what happened there.

[Anonymous No.17652805]

>>17652780
yes

[Anonymous No.17652808]

>>17652783
this anon gets it

[Anonymous No.17652810]

>>17652800
dude i have never posted a tranny and never will.

[Anonymous No.17652815]

>>17652732
He didn't realize the meme is along the lines of "zero fiddling while rome burns". He's taking it as a compliment, but it was meant as an insult.

[Anonymous No.17652817]

>>17652793
Literally the only entity almost no one speaks ill of is the saudis.

Well, I know Peterson did a number of times.

>>17652805
Well. I’m in front of the store and I did buy one of those coffee bricks and 4 cans of salmon just in case.

[Anonymous No.17652832]

>>17652788
>people who know nothing about roman history lecturing others about the last of the Julio-Claudian dynasty

this triggers my jimmies

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17652831]

>>17652762
europe can go into hyper inflation, the rest of the world is actually waiting, because you've been dangling on collapse for like 4 years, and we're waiting.

[Anonymous No.17652833]

>>17651792
Will my 10k DBPG that I started dcaing in at the fucking beginning of this bear market recover? I’m scared to check my portfolio but I pretty much wrote it off as gone forever

[Anonymous No.17652834]

>>17652732
The retard doesn't realize he's being mocked.

[Anonymous No.17652840]

>>17652810
Amouranth was born a man. It is known.
You can grind down your cheek bones and get all sorts of implants and take hormones, but I guess you can’t reduce your shoulder span.

[Anonymous No.17652842]

>>17652796
>Chances of this?

Honestly, if I knew, I'd be rich as fuck. DB's position is no secret. If they started to teeter, the ECB and pretty much every major financial institution in the world would rush in to stabilize it. Whether they could stop the panic in time would be the big question.

[Anonymous No.17652855]

>>17652796
probable, he's 100% correct on the DB situation. If the banks stop lending to each other it's Ogre, and there's no way to bail them out without making all of the fiat in the world worthless.

[Anonymous No.17652860]

>>17652842

Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.17652862]

>>17652761
Do you mean that I would have to day trade during the next week or so to make money or avoid losing money? I don't really think I'm cut out for day trading if so.

[Anonymous No.17652878]

10yr and crude both just started abruptly climbing.

[Anonymous No.17652888]

>>17652860
>Thanks anon.

NP; sleep well.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17652893]

oh no.... we're going to spring from 2711... my s&p...

[Anonymous No.17652905]

>they're talking about DB collapsing?
>pom peet

[Anonymous No.17652908]

>>17652900
>>17652900
>>17652900

[Anonymous No.17652920]

>>17652855

Again thanks, pol lurker trying to get a handle on this side of it.

[Anonymous No.17652940]

>>17652833
The present meltdown is over a virus. A pretty nasty one admittedly but still, a virus. Zoom out to 2008. The entire economy in complete meltdown, huge investment banks Bear Sterns and Lehman obliterated. Families losing their homes, unemployment skyrocketing, a bearmarket that lasted years. And yet SSO and DBPG came through and best the market by 2x rewarding its holders. It did it then and it'll do it now. You don't even need to have faith, just zoom out, look at the chart, compare the circumstances and relax. If things get significantly "worse", see it for the gift it is and buy more. Imagine if you had bought DBPG at the bottom of the Great Financial Crisis. You would be rich as fuck right now. Maybe this is our do-over. If you sell or quit buying you will regret. That much I know for sure.

[Anonymous No.17652949]

>>17652732
he's like a retarded Nero

[Anonymous No.17652950]

>>17652732
>>17652783
>>17652788
This has nothing to do with the market or the coronavirus. This is a reference to that Q bullshit and all the behind the scenes shit that is supposedly going on.

[Anonymous No.17652957]

>>17652862
I mean if you’re willing to watch until things look like they’re stabilizing

[Anonymous No.17653010]

>>17652492
It's all ogre.

[Anonymous No.17653035]

CHECK THE S&P/ASX 200
CHECK THE S&P/ASX 200
CHECK THE S&P/ASX 200
CHECK THE S&P/ASX 200
CHECK THE S&P/ASX 200

[Anonymous No.17653057]

watching the big short for the first time tonight, watched contagion for the first time a month ago, who else watches disaster movies for the current disaster?

hopefully I can keep The Day After on the shelf forever

[Anonymous No.17653077]

FTSE back below -7% again

[Anonymous No.17653103]

>>17652789
>>17652793
i haven't looked into what the US air travel situation is like. as everyone knows, USA uses a ton of oil every day, not just on jet fuel. that MbS guy is constantly talked about as if he's a very important royal, which he sort of is if you believe in the US-Saudi-Israel triangle of death. i'm not 100% sure whose side Putin is on, but i have seen the photos of him in the company of chabad heebs. pretty much everyone can get kiked and bought out if their family is threatened. i am 100% certain Saudi is in bed with Israel and they are the driving force behind "terrorist" activity in syria and mideast.

[Anonymous No.17653117]

>>17652492
kek
today is going to be fun my niggas

[Anonymous No.17653160]

>>17653103
I mean, obv they are in bed with isreal, both countries are us vassal states basically. Although this oil price might hint at that relationship fractioning between us and saudi, but i dont see how that ends well for them considering all their weapons are from the us and probably have kill switches on them.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17653341]

It's looking like the circuit breakers are set up to just not allow S&P to go lower than 2818.88...

>>17653035
Good find.

[Anonymous No.17653380]

>>17653341
bloomberg had an article up about it
basically you can't trade lower than the limit but you can trade higher, which is hilarious

[Anonymous No.17653609]

>>17652620
100%. Let's not talk about the -20% I took going long on oil last week (sold Friday thank god).