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[Anonymous No.17644837]

my mother just tried to buy 50 of my link. i think she was trying to connect with me or something. i shit you not. dumb bitch. i autistically screamed at her " my linkies stay super stinky! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" over and over again as she began to cry. she said loads of dumb shit like "why are you like this? why? what happened to my son?" to that i had no reply. "buy me tendies" i said, my voice even and low. "buy me tendies." she pause and looked at me with despair in her eyes that's difficult to describe. "BUY ME TENDIES BUY ME TENDIES BUY ME TEN-" SHE SCREAMED "NO! NO MORE TENDIES UNTIL I HAVE MY SON BACK! AND STOP IT WITH CHAINLINK. SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW." i roared and charged at her, using my athletic younger brothers golf club as my lance, "FOR THE KING!" (LINK backwards) she's gone now, all that remains to me is my chainlink and my FRENS. NOTHING can get in the way of that. she's fucking GONE. do you understand?

[Anonymous No.17644899]

>>17644837
i mostly ignore these sub 70iq threads, but sometimes i read, and cant help but to wonder what the person that created this kind of trash looks like in real life, what the people that live around him would think if they found out what his posts on the internet, what his parents would do knowing what their son does online

its just sad

[Anonymous No.17644930]

>>17644837
based and murderpilled

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17645106]

>>17644899
Something like this.

[Anonymous No.17645149]

>>17644837
That's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.17645169]

>>17645106
>family of ugly trannies

[Anonymous No.17645192]

>>17645106
>>17644899
Cringe
>>17644837
Based

[Anonymous No.17645204]

it is a buy signal retards

[Anonymous No.17645232]

>>17645204
From who to who

[Anonymous No.17645272]

>>17645232
stop asking questions. just fucking buy it.