/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17642410]

Panic is for faggots.

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>>17639702

[Anonymous No.17642439]

BULL MARKET BEGINS SOON

[Anonymous No.17642447]

>>17642410

[Anonymous No.17642448]

nth for calls on toilet paper, puts on old folks homes

[Anonymous No.17642450]

>>17642410
Who removed the lean hogs link to add in the DIX?

[Anonymous No.17642451]

Coronavirus is gonna get you!

[Anonymous No.17642460]

>>17642439
Monday is gonna be so fucking green

My SQQQ puts are wet just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.17642461]

>>17642439

[Anonymous No.17642472]

Someone with a big brain explain the downside of this credit spread.

[Anonymous No.17642475]

>>17642447
>people rich and jewish enough to be accredited investors can go all in on spacex before the stock absolutely explodes this year
>poorfags and zoomers can't

[Anonymous No.17642482]

[Anonymous No.17642488]

Seems like a bad time to switch brokers.

Screw Vanguard.

[Anonymous No.17642489]

>>17639212
Oh I like this.

How do you define your “initial risk?”

[Credit Spread Officer No.17642493]

>>17642472
how wide is yoru spread?

[Anonymous No.17642499]

What did changs unleash on the world?
This will end up mutating into spanish flu 2.0 with 90% death rate
Stock market crasing tomorrow, banks collapsing in september
It's over, literally end times

[Anonymous No.17642501]

>>17642450
I dunno, just put the link again on the next thread.

[Anonymous No.17642509]

>>17642410
NEW STRAIN
NEW STRAIN

>TRUMP ADMIN NOT REVEALING DETAILS

>21 passengers on the Grand Princess cruise ship off the California coast have tested positive for a new strain of coronavirus and will be transferred to a Georgia airbase, Gov. Brian Kemp announced - FOX5 ATLANTA

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1236727213908615168

[Anonymous No.17642511]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSxPouPCIM

deja vu... hell with WSB being so popular nowadays, the leverage problem and "stocks only go up" idea is probably even worse today.

[Anonymous No.17642518]

>>17642493
$1 strike difference. I'm guessing the real risk is from the bid-ask spread

[Anonymous No.17642519]

>>17642509
hopefully its a weaker strain and not MERS level

[Anonymous No.17642524]

>>17642509
It's over, humanity is donezo

[Anonymous No.17642531]

>>17642447
wait i can buy spacex shares? where?

[Anonymous No.17642532]

nth for elon is and has always been a hack

[Anonymous No.17642541]

>>17642472
Iv changes

[Anonymous No.17642546]

>>17642531
you CAN'T they're PRIVATE and this ENRAGES ME GIVE ME THE SHARES ELON I KNOW IT'LL BE $1500+ BY YEAR END REEEE

[Anonymous No.17642557]

Is it worth putting in a $600 order for Delta tomorrow? I'm DCAing $600 or so a week to finish funding my 2019 Roth IRA. Should I wait a week?

[Anonymous No.17642584]

>>17642557
>day before Plague Monday
>asks about buying airline stock

[Credit Spread Officer No.17642589]

>>17642518
you can't get over 1.00 in credit and you'll never get filled unless there's actual volume trading around .95 cr which almost will never happen

[Anonymous No.17642594]

>>17642488
>LITE version still only available in the US
when will these jews give me commission free stuff

[Anonymous No.17642597]

>>17642509
I'm confused why this is news. I thought it was a rapidly mutating kind of virus and there were like thousands of strains which is why a vaccine is impossible just like with SARS.

[Anonymous No.17642598]

>>17642410
musk is pissed his card house lost a few stories

[Anonymous No.17642599]

>>17642557
Why are you picking companies directly hit by this?

If you’re going to do that maybe look at Berkshire, they own rail, air, and financials but have good management and tons of cash and diversified cash flow.

[Anonymous No.17642617]

>>17642584
Airlines don't carry passengers only you know. Most airlines also transport tons of cargos.

[Anonymous No.17642625]

>>17642599
Because Buffet bought a bunch. Aren't you always supposed to follow his lead?

[Anonymous No.17642640]

>>17642597
it shouldnt be news but the average person does not know what mutation entails

[Anonymous No.17642643]

>>17642584
>The markets are gonna crash

[Anonymous No.17642648]

>>17642625
hes peak long boomer, not a get rich quick autiste like everyone on 4chan

[Anonymous No.17642653]

What are your positions for tomorrow?
I'm all in on crude oil shorts.

[Anonymous No.17642659]

There’s no such thing a good billionaire.

[Anonymous No.17642660]

Italy is now over 7,000 cases

[Anonymous No.17642661]

>>17642439
>>17642460
>>17642461

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/panic-usdjpy-crashes-commodity-pairs-plunge-oil-said-open-down-10

Get you assholes ready, b*ll cucks

[Anonymous No.17642663]

>>17642597
and according to this bong doctor a vaccines can be developed for multiple strains as long as it targets the shared portion of the viruses genome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYPZHA-UjUY

[Anonymous No.17642669]

>>17642643
They are gonna crash, the question is when and if it happen steadily or all at once.

[Anonymous No.17642671]

>>17642653
I would want till the end of the day

It's gonna be a greeeeeen morning

After that depends on how scared the boomers are

[Anonymous No.17642679]

>>17642584
sounds like he's DCA'ing into it with a plan to hold for many years, which is fine. probably going to be worth a lot of money in a decade, as long as you're willing to wait that long.

[Anonymous No.17642688]

>>17642661
>Giving a shit about dinosaur commodities

How much money have you lost this year??

[Anonymous No.17642695]

>>17642625
From what I can read online, he only added ~1M shares recently, which is much less than 1% of his cash position, and less than 2% of his total DAL position.

[Anonymous No.17642698]

>>17642688
>dinosaur commodities that are still used all over the world for energy

Stick that wind turbine up your ass and spin

[Anonymous No.17642699]

>>17642669
>They are gonna crash, the question is when and if it happen steadily or all at once.

[Anonymous No.17642700]

>>17642439
>Inverse wsb

[Anonymous No.17642705]

It's really fucking bad now, I feel sick

[Anonymous No.17642708]

>>17642688
83 dollars down this year
feels bad

[Anonymous No.17642711]

$GILD will reach one-hundred dollars when they release prelim. results showing remdesivir to be effective for nCov. I'm going to be set for the next couple of years, lads.

[Anonymous No.17642714]

>>17642698
I would say I can't hear you, but my solar powered house and electric car are both remarkably silent

[Anonymous No.17642721]

>>17642625
I’d rather buy buffett than try to time buffett.

Delta doesn’t get sweet deals like buffett, you never know what he’s working on. And just like buffett got big chunks of US banks for pennies during the GFC. If DB is really in trouble, I bet guys like him will get to scoop up the pieces and help “bail them out” again.

Anyways I trust buffett and his team and the judgement they’ve shown by keeping so much cash on hand up til now. The airlines are in trouble from the Boeing max already, and now it could be time for more travel bans as the public panics. You do you though.

Everyone said buffett lost it but it looks pretty good to have lots of cash right now. The reason I’m cool with not getting a divvy is I think they could use that money better than I could if they gave it to me directly.

[Anonymous No.17642722]

>>17642625
Are you prepared to wait five years?

[Anonymous No.17642725]

>>17642708
Stop being a bear and learn to ride the fucking bull

[Anonymous No.17642726]

>>17642714
Based

[Anonymous No.17642727]

>>17642714
And remarkably expensive

[Anonymous No.17642729]

>>17642688
>oil doesn’t matter

OK RETARD LOL

[Anonymous No.17642733]

why does the stock market exist? can we live without it?

[Anonymous No.17642743]

The UK has essentially reintroduced rationing for the first time since World War 2.

I am literally astounded that items I bought en Masse just days ago are now under ration

(Toilet paper, pasta, UHT milk, soap, paracetamol etc)

[Anonymous No.17642745]

>>17642699
Can't wait for all you amerifats to starve on the streets

[Anonymous No.17642747]

>>17642729
Not like it used to friendo

[Anonymous No.17642756]

>>17642708
>83 dollars down this year
>feels bad
Jesus Christ. Man the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.17642760]

>>17642747
In most of the world it still is essential, first world country's energy production is still heavily dependent on oil and even coal.

[Anonymous No.17642764]

>>17642733
it's literally the core defining factor of a capitalist society.

>Even in the days before perestroika, socialism was never a monolith. Within the Communist countries, the spectrum of socialism ranged from the quasi-market, quasi-syndicalist system of Yugoslavia to the centralized totalitarianism of neighboring Albania. One time I asked Professor von Mises, the great expert on the economics of socialism, at what point on this spectrum of statism would he designate a country as "socialist" or not. At that time, I wasn't sure that any definite criterion existed to make that sort of clear-cut judgment. And so I was pleasantly surprised at the clarity and decisiveness of Mises's answer. "A stock market," he answered promptly. "A stock market is crucial to the existence of capitalism and private property. For it means that there is a functioning market in the exchange of private titles to the means of production. There can be no genuine private ownership of capital without a stock market: there can be no true socialism if such a market is allowed to exist."
>—Murray Rothbard, in “Making Economic Sense” (2006)[45]

[Anonymous No.17642769]

>>17642584
If you bought westjet 2 weeks after 9/11 you would have become a very rich man. Seeing through the noise is part of the game.

[Anonymous No.17642779]

>>17642410
>Panic is for faggots.
enjoy stock market going to shit then, no tampons and forced quarantine means at very minimum 100k+ infections within May and old boomer collapsing with the Monster in their hand
Can you imagine people paying crazy health insurance rates and being refused to be cured cause structures are full?
Insurances are going to collapse
Meanwhile, China impact will affect next 3 months of manufacturing and Europe is going to shit quite quickly

[Anonymous No.17642788]

>>17642743
its not even because rationing is neccessary because of corona, its just because stupid people buy stores empty in panic and then people who actually need it dont get any i.e. doctors dont get any sanitizer anymore so they introduce rationing to stop idiots

[Anonymous No.17642799]

>>17642721
Warren said that the airline business is too tough even for him.

He won't buy any airline shit. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.17642803]

>>17642764
>For it means that there is a functioning market in the exchange of private titles to the means of production
turns out capitalism is the real socialism

[Anonymous No.17642806]

>>17642733
>why does the stock market exist?
To provide capital to companies, and provide for a way to share ownership of a company.
>can we live without it?
I mean, Capitalism would have a hard time without it.

[Anonymous No.17642817]

>>17642799
Are you the same “screenshot this” poster who’s always wrong?
He already did buy more airlines though. I wouldn’t be shocked if he acquired 10% of all the ones that survive this. But slowly. Like he got his banks.

[Anonymous No.17642819]

>>17642788
Idiots buying 50 packs of toilet paper are not the real issue

[Anonymous No.17642821]

>>17642756
my entire investment portfolio is $400 in extra college grant funding I got for being a turbopoorfag

[Anonymous No.17642825]

>>17642722
Yeah, after getting burned in Crypto by Brad and Dave Im going to listen to Dave Ramsey and get rich slowly the way God intended, investing in the honest labor and ingenuity of people and not digital snake oil. Should probably hedge with some gold too.

[Anonymous No.17642838]

>>17642764
>Mises
Is this guy a based or a cuck?

>>17642819
Yeah...
And considering how empty the ports are, and that there’s always a possibility of “citizen, do not leave your home,” it doesn’t seem crazy to have a lot of water, protein bars, and shit wipes on hand.

[Anonymous No.17642846]

Yeah goyim buy and wait 20 years for that investement to mature, if the company doesn't go bankrupt first of course ehehehehe

[Anonymous No.17642853]

>>17642756
Does this bird’s cloaca feel as good as I imagine?

>>17642838
>>17642819
Also see pic related

[Anonymous No.17642860]

>>17642769
Terrorism is temporary, disease is persistent. This will be a year-long market drag, and it will get worse exponentially.

[Anonymous No.17642889]

>>17642819
not about toilet paper but idiots buying anything in bulk are a big issue

switzerland and germany are already at each others throats because germany stopped all exports of mouth protections and other stuff, doctors dont get any sanitizer anymore because idiots bought it all up, they dont even know if there is coming anymore because most of it is probably from china, how should hospitals treat corona cases (or any other patient) if they cant even sanitize

[BUY TLT No.17642907]

BoBo?

[Anonymous No.17642930]

>>17642821

You gotta crawl before you can walk, senpai.

I just started playing the market on Feb 15th with $370.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.17642941]

>>17642846
i still don't know why people think buy and hold is "safer" than day trading, when i feel like it's the exact opposite.

okay, if im wrong i get stopped out and lose a little money, no big deal because im probabilistically favored in the long run with my edge. if buy and holders are wrong, they lose 20 years of their life, and probably way more than my measly stop loss loses me if im wrong. i don't hold overnight so catastrophic overnight events don't effect me at all, hell if anything this is a day trader's paradise with all of the volatility and large, obvious trends happening right now.

it's hard enough to predict what's going to happen in the next 5 minutes, idk how the fuck these boomers think they predict what's gonna happen over the next fucking decade.

[Anonymous No.17642954]

>>17642779
>Bum

[Anonymous No.17642956]

>>17642941

There's a happy middle ground of day trading and building a retirement nest egg.

[Anonymous No.17642964]

>>17642930
I aspire to be rich like you one day

[Anonymous No.17642965]

Cheap gas and cheap RV’s?
Road trips this summer! Remind me which of you have the best local scenes to visit.

Utah-anons I’m definitely headed your way to shoot my shot for a qt innocent LDS gril. I hope they don’t mind I’m not a christian...

[Anonymous No.17642966]

>>17642941
>okay, if im wrong i get stopped out and lose a little money, no big deal because im probabilistically favored in the long run
But all available data indicates most traders lose over time so you're not.

[Anonymous No.17642971]

>>17642930
threadly reminder to do this in addition to filter tripfags... you are filtering tripfags, right anon?

[Anonymous No.17642972]

>>17642941
Because people buy and hold do it because they know the price should eventually increase, the problem is that the current markets are gonna point down more than they point up.

[Anonymous No.17642981]

I for one welcome the total collapse of this financial and economical abomination.
It's been going on way too long already.

[Anonymous No.17642996]

>>17642653
wtf is this the son of the bogs?

[Anonymous No.17643005]

>>17642941
It’s so simple that it basically can’t be fucked up. As long as you slowly shift your allocation to bonds over stocks as you get closer to retirement, it just works.

Also, you’re much more likely to “make it” if you spend your days working and getting ahead, so you can always be a buyer of stocks and never a seller until you’ve got to start thinking about retirement.

Employed HODL > Daytrading NEET > Do-nothing NEET

[Anonymous No.17643009]

>>17642488
>Vanguard
I use multiple brokers myself, each with a modest amount of capital.
What drew you to Vanguard?

[Anonymous No.17643012]

>>17642971
No, I'm here for the full experience.

[Anonymous No.17643015]

>>17642996
he took the call

[Anonymous No.17643019]

>>17642853
atropine, cefepime, diltiazem, dobutamine, IV lido, 1:1000 epi and bicarb are the only things that matter on that list and all of them are manufactured in the good ol' US of A btw

[Anonymous No.17643021]

>>17643005
Imagine thinking being employed is better than being a NEET

[Anonymous No.17643023]

>>17642954
are you too retarded to understand that 20% of infected needs hospitalization?
just look at the data and the infection rate

[Anonymous No.17643028]

FUCK GUYS WHAT SHOULD I DO

I sold about half of my stocks a week ago. What should i do with my cash? Keep it? Buy Gold?

Eurofag here btw. So i have €€€€€€€

[Anonymous No.17643032]

>>17643009
Hey. I’m sick of the drawbacks to both robinhood and schwab. What’re your favorites?

Also do you use JPM and do you have access to their list of COVID 19 out-performers basket?

[Anonymous No.17643037]

>>17643023
literally just a flu schizo btw

[Anonymous No.17643048]

>stock market exists for companies to have funding
>they spent all the money

what happens then?

[Anonymous No.17643049]

Is it really going to be a Plague Monday, lads? I'm seriously wondering if this is gonna be the big one. Might put 1k into my meagre 260 euro account in order to get some greater gains.

[Anonymous No.17643053]

>>17643028
daytrade mini futures

[Anonymous No.17643054]

>>17642966
why do you think that means anything? honestly ask yourself, how many day traders out there actually have a system that they've properly backtested, which they follow strictly without letting emotions get in the way? now how many of them trade penny stocks and other unpredictable shit hoping to get rich quick? hell how many of them even use stop losses to begin with?

it's like saying most people fail to become doctors. yet somehow... we still have doctors, plenty of them. most people are in huge amounts of student loan debt for a liberal arts degree. you can't really make the argument that "most traders lose money over time, and so shall you" until you actually get into the details of how these traders are actually trading, because it makes a world of difference. it's similar to the "hedge funds underperform the S&P for all these years so trying to do anything but buy the S&P is just going to fail" statistic that is often misused as well.

[Anonymous No.17643056]

>>17643023
But do they really NEED hospitalization or is it just Euros being drama queens?

[Anonymous No.17643058]

>>17642597
It depends on even the new mutant population is some sort of gain of function mutation vs. genetically different but irrelevant to transmission or mortality. If its anything that kicks up mortality this shit could get very ugly very fast.

[Anonymous No.17643060]

>>17642966
If you're trading every day, I imagine that's the case. The key is to go in with hefty chunks of cash on market-moving events, retreat, and go back again.

[Anonymous No.17643073]

>>17643048
They issue more stock and get more money. Or take out a loan.

[Anonymous No.17643079]

>>17643023
please tell me thats because of something like 80% of boomers requiring hospitalizations and 1% of healthy 20s something like me requiring hopitalizations. If not FUCK

[Anonymous No.17643089]

>>17642930
with gain % like that you could make youtube ads about your investing technique

[Anonymous No.17643092]

My boomer dad thinks this is all a nothing burger and will go back to 28k DOW by May. They also had an Italy cruise next week which I'm pretty sure is going to be canceled. They are strongly in the "just a flu" category and its tough to make them take this seriously.

[Anonymous No.17643096]

>>17642472
It's an expert level minesweeper game.

[Anonymous No.17643102]

>>17643096
kek

[Anonymous No.17643104]

its over

[Anonymous No.17643111]

>>17643079
>please tell me thats because of something like 80% of boomers requiring hospitalizations and 1% of healthy 20s something like me requiring hospitalizations.
Its something like that; But keep in mind 30-50 year olds are also getting raped by Corona to the point they are redefining "old" back to when old meant "dies of natural causes at 60"

[Anonymous No.17643114]

What stocks benefit from ongoing conflict in the Middle East? I want to be long on brown people shooting at each other. Raytheon? Boeing?

[Anonymous No.17643116]

>>17642711
BASED

[Anonymous No.17643123]

>>17643023
Data can be manipulated to go for or against the market. I don't care if you're being fucked in the ass by Rothschild or Xi but you only lose if you short.

[Anonymous No.17643124]

>>17643114
kek
>>>/g/75025596

[Anonymous No.17643127]

>>17643104
>that case in Charleston
Fucking Carpetbaggers shut down your city before you get the rest of the state infected

[Anonymous No.17643128]

What's the play tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17643136]

>>17643058
It could have mutated into something less lethal. At this point I'm just trying to remain optimistic about something that will probably end up being worse than current predictions.

[Anonymous No.17643143]

>>17643128
Anal. You ready?

[Anonymous No.17643146]

>>17642661
Gap down to 32 would probably get bought briefly. Worth day trading if you're of that persuasion.

[Anonymous No.17643150]

>>17643143
Are you?

[Anonymous No.17643152]

>>17643104
no, friend.
It hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.17643156]

>>17643054
sounds like you'll be rich very soon. keep us posted on your success

[Anonymous No.17643177]

>>17642965
Mormon checking in
If you don't convert they'll never marry you, GENTILE

[Anonymous No.17643179]

Green .onday

Coronavirus is nothing

[Anonymous No.17643180]

>>17643114
Defense stocks if US gets involved. Lockheed et al.

[Anonymous No.17643182]

>>17643177
how's Utah

[Anonymous No.17643191]

>>17643179
>Cope

[Anonymous No.17643204]

>>17643177
Is your magic onesie all snuggly-wuggly, kiddo? Do they give you a magic diaper too?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17643205]

>>17643179
trading already started. we're fucked my dude.

[Anonymous No.17643207]

>>17643182
I'm in Idaho, Utah is good except for the Salt Lake Valley and Wasatch Front. Nuke Salt Lake/Provo
Idaho is my homeland UwU
I no longer identify as American, I am of the potato race

[Anonymous No.17643210]

>>17643179
>Green .onday
You nervous bro?

[Anonymous No.17643215]

>>17643204
Wearing them right now bro
Gentiles seething they can't into free masonry 2.0

[Anonymous No.17643221]

280 SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.17643222]

[Anonymous No.17643224]

>>17642597
That is true. It is a singl-stranded RNA virus just like the regular flu. These viruses lack the same proofreading proteins that are present in our genomes which help prevent disastrous mutations. So these viruses mutate spontaneously all the time. Sometimes it may just be a few bases that change nothing or sometimes you get a few bases in just the right spot that will actually form a functioning new protein within the pathogen. That’s one of the reasons why we need a new vaccine every flu-season.

[Anonymous No.17643233]

>>17643205
Where are you seeing trades?

[Anonymous No.17643235]

>>17643207
>UwU
neck thyself

[Credit Spread Officer No.17643240]

GG america, nice knowing you

[Anonymous No.17643243]

>my Euro account

Never going to make it bro.

[Anonymous No.17643248]

[Anonymous No.17643260]

>>17643222
the absolute state of boomer investors

[Anonymous No.17643266]

>>17643235
Really hoping we open green or flat so I can get some hedges in... Not selling anything though. MSFT AAPL QYLD QLD ftw
Long term IAU calls will make up 5 to 7% of my portfolio
OwO what's this... Gains??

[Anonymous No.17643274]

>>17643260
he knows something you don't

[Anonymous No.17643277]

>>17643019
THEN WHY HAS MY TRUCK NOT HAD A RESTOCK OF BICARB IN LIKE 6 FUCKING MONTHS AAAAAAA WE ONLY HAVE 2 IN THE BAG WHAT ABOUT MY HECKIN PATIENTARINOOOS

[Anonymous No.17643284]

>>17643266

[Anonymous No.17643286]

anyone else learn to trade on pic related?

[Anonymous No.17643289]

I'm waiting for Monday like Christmas morning.

[Anonymous No.17643297]

>>17642907
>Saudi Arabia and Russia can pump all the oil they want.
They might, but it's not as profitable for them to put it all to market immediately, they'll pocket what they can for now and let the price rise again and sell later. That being said, a world without OPEC means a generally more stable (and lower) oil price as it was pre-1970s.

[Anonymous No.17643300]

>>17643127
It’s a fucking nurse at MUSC too, they won’t say which dept. But I’m all about this being a nothing burger, I just think it’s funny.

[Anonymous No.17643302]

What are the senior living REITs that I should be shorting right now? This looks like it’s going to be real bad for them.

Then again, if they have a whole lot of new vacancies, maybe it won’t be that bad for them?

>>17643021
I’ve done both, I’m part-time school right now and I can tell you that having some sort of job is better. At least for my mental health and general life trajectory.

>>17643019
Based, if true

>>17643058
True but USUALLY these mutations end up with the virus becoming less effective and more or less dying off, so they not?
Really like that pic

>>17643028
You did good kid. Keep 5% of your net worth in gold just in case. If you’re net worth is low, like mine, gold etfs are fine.

[Anonymous No.17643311]

I don't think even Buffett would buy AAL. It's the Lehman Brothers of airlines. If anything he's going for DAL and LUV

[Anonymous No.17643314]

>>17643274
actiblizzard's core business model of "release call of duty again" remains stronk despite coronavirus because devs can works from homes and their customers never leave the basement

[Anonymous No.17643321]

>>17643240
Green monday and tuesday

[Anonymous No.17643326]

>>17643286
No, but I started playing OSRS to have something to do on the side. Not to brag or anything, but 92 str already

[Anonymous No.17643336]

>>17643284
hard times were in order to wash away all the degeneracy that has been festering like an open wound.

[Anonymous No.17643339]

>>17642472
why do you INSIST on sharing only a screenshot even when there's a "Get short-link to share" share option RIGHT THERE in front of you?

then you'd probably not even need to make follow up screenshots like >>17642518

[Anonymous No.17643341]

>>17643297
unironically oil prices will never rise again because of enviromemetics

[Anonymous No.17643351]

>>17643336
you haven't seen nothing

it hasn't even started

[Anonymous No.17643356]

>>17643177
Noooo!!!
I don’t wanna go to church!!!

Ok it could be worth it. How hard will they try to convert a non believer? Is it like jehovas witnesses where they get extra bonus god points and prove their saintliness by converting nonbelievers?

...can I get a sister wives thing going on?

[Anonymous No.17643360]

>>17643321
I don't know about that.
There was a good amount of Corona news this weekend.

[Anonymous No.17643366]

>>17643222
>The poz goes beyond 11.

[Anonymous No.17643369]

>>17643360
Its clear

Get outa the way fast

We green

[Anonymous No.17643373]

>>17643127
>>17643300

Fuck Ohio

[Anonymous No.17643381]

>>17642617
shipping by sea is for cargo.
express deliveries and mail happens by air.

i doubt airlines could survive on shipping "tons of cargos" without passengers in the same flight.

[Anonymous No.17643380]

>>17643222
checked. Is this real?

I dumped it a while ago but I remember the accumulation/distribution looking VERY bullish before this selloff.

Considering how profitable f2p is right now... diablo mobile could print money. Even if that /v/ insider is right about it being a clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.17643386]

>>17643222
Of course Soros is investing in the CCP

[Anonymous No.17643387]

>>17643222
>blizzard has been floundering for years
>CoD and Spyro are only valuable properties left
>could have invested in EA, Ubisoft, CDProjektRED, 2K instead
>if this was about pozzing games, EA or Ubisoft would have been a better vector
literally retarded

[Anonymous No.17643389]

>>17642410
Got a share of Ford and ADT. And now to wait.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17643393]

>>17643233
forex

[Anonymous No.17643403]

>>17643373
Arnold Expo was this weekend. Even with the precautions a case in Columbus is guaranteed especially when taking OSU into account.

[Anonymous No.17643404]

>>17643387
>>17643386
>>17643380

/pol/ is on it

>>>/pol/247075182

[Anonymous No.17643405]

>>17643387
See
>>17643380

They also have that call of duty mobile shit. How’s it doing in Asia? Doesn’t China like ATVI? Diablo mobile...

[Anonymous No.17643412]

>>17643381
Elon wants to make Planet Express real and I have every reason to believe he'll succeed

LET ME BUY SPACEX STOCK ELON PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU MY BABIES

[Anonymous No.17643417]

japan is going to crash and burn if the olympics are cancelled,how i make money out of it??

[Anonymous No.17643432]

>>17643412
Elon celebrating his 18th

[Anonymous No.17643436]

>>17643389
>a share of ford
congrats on your $6 investment

[Anonymous No.17643442]

>>17643417
Short EWJ

[Anonymous No.17643444]

>>17643405
ah right, forgot about mobileshit. Even still, I'm pretty sure EA is doing a lot better on that front. Though Acti-Blizz's relationship with the CCP helps.

[Anonymous No.17643453]

>>17642941
because the IRS you tard

[Anonymous No.17643461]

>>17643444
>>17643404
>>17643386
See
>>>/pol/247079263
Well this makes me reconsider...

These headlines could be very misleading.

[Anonymous No.17643471]

>>17643432
Elon already perfected the dreamworks face I see

[Anonymous No.17643472]

>>17643436
Buy low sell high :^)

[Anonymous No.17643474]

How do I turn 20k into 40k this week?

[Anonymous No.17643477]

>>17643432
FUCKING NERD

[Anonymous No.17643478]

>>17643474

Kneepads son

[Anonymous No.17643483]

>>17643114
KTOS the future of war will be drone-based- think about it, during Iraq we didn’t have such advanced drone systems in place. Kratos has some legit systems, we can destroy entire countries without a single loss of life to allied forces...

[Anonymous No.17643486]

>>17642410
Coming for a guy that thinks running trains in vacuum tunnels hundreds of kilometers long is a good idea.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643491]

>>17642399
OMG!!!! 200 people caught the sniffles!!!!! Listen, we are all being lied to about this Covid-19. It's not Trump's fault, it's not the democrats, it's not even the Chinese bioweapons lab where ((they)) want you to believe it originated. This virus was brought to Earth by flesh and blood extra-terrestrials with the purpose of influencing our species evolution.

[Anonymous No.17643507]

>>17643486
This is an idea that was tried in the victorian era

[Anonymous No.17643518]

>>17643474
Wait for a day when S&P 500 pumps 3 to 5%, buy puts at the last 10 minutes of trading.

[Anonymous No.17643528]

>>17643472
have you seen ford's P/E

[Anonymous No.17643529]

Futures are open in an hour and a half fellas. Which way are we headed? Down or further down?

[BUY TLT No.17643542]

>>17643221
200 dia puts for april

[Anonymous No.17643543]

>>17643529

[Anonymous No.17643552]

>>17643529
Oh shit I forgot the clock changed and shit, I'm more hyped now

[Credit Spread Officer No.17643556]

Uh oh! Dah market is doing an oopsie woopsies!

[Anonymous No.17643562]

>>17643483
Wait, Kratos makes the various laser point defenses in development, don't they?

Every Burke is going to have a CIWS laser by 2030.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17643572]

>>17643556
https://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=JPY

More monies fwowing to dah japanesieweesies!

[Anonymous No.17643573]

>>17643529

[Anonymous No.17643587]

>>17643529
Up then down, then up again right before close. Then dump at open tuesday.

[Anonymous No.17643595]

>>17642410
You dont understand the grand schema of things.
The stock market will crash. but in a controlled matter. before 2025 more than 10% of the assets will be on blockchain. Cryptocurrency is the reason why the dollarsystem will collapse in a controlled manner.

If you want to buy oil you need dollars. nothing else even Gold. If you add Gold to the market as use of money all the bogus money will be destroyed.

The IMF prohibited Gold as use of money. Since China has a big economy, the chinese dealed with saudis that they are gonna buy their oil with chinese yuan and everything else. But the chinese want to redeem their Yuans only for Gold.

Not even talking about Russia and the lomonosov ridge

Shit is fucked soon bois. Buy crypto.

[BUY TLT No.17643598]

>>17643005
Lol why would you waste your life slaving for a boomers pittance when you can make more a week options trading

[Anonymous No.17643603]

>>17643529
Where we're going there is no bottom

[Anonymous No.17643604]

>>17642756
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=1_2&q=Reviewers+uncensored

if anyone else is curious what anime it is he keeps posting

[Credit Spread Officer No.17643605]

>>17643572
Many owies to be had for a wot of peoples! Better get my bandages!

[Anonymous No.17643618]

Yeah, no thanks

[Anonymous No.17643621]

>>17643381
>i doubt airlines could survive on shipping "tons of cargos" without passengers in the same flight.
Think about it, it's probably about time for aerospace engineers to step up their game and develop an aircraft that can carry both passengers and cargo at the same flight. Air freights are so small, US still depends on WW2 era tech to this day when other countries like Japan are developing high-tech magnetic floating trains. I'm expecting bullet rail freights will be developed in Japan within the next 5-7 years.

[Anonymous No.17643624]

>>17643595
I would buy physical gold before crypto.

[Anonymous No.17643635]

>>17643529
>he thinks stocks only go in one direction

you know the drill, bois.

[Anonymous No.17643638]

The Fed won't be able to outspend the losses of this. It's only getting worse, are they going to pull out another 80 billion dollars this week?

[Anonymous No.17643652]

>>17643604
Nah most people know the anime. I think Buffett himself secretly watches Interspecies Reviewers.

[Anonymous No.17643656]

>>17643104
It has 50% mortality rate, china is hiding the real numbers
It's over

[Anonymous No.17643661]

How many market makers shorting gamma will get liquidated this week?
How many leaves must fall before the tree blossoms?

[Anonymous No.17643669]

The number of cases in and around DC are increasing. One of the cases was at the Gaylord and attended CPAC. This shit might be hitting the White House next.

[Anonymous No.17643675]

>namefag retard
Fuck off

>>17643604
We all know... where have you been?
How have you not been Stunk-pilled yet?

[Anonymous No.17643688]

Monday will be -2000 wont it

[Anonymous No.17643696]

think today I'll trade futures for the first time

ESH20 call options

[Anonymous No.17643698]

>Nikkei opens in 3.5 hours...

[Anonymous No.17643706]

>>17643688
They aren't going to let it crash that fast
People are going to wake up in june or so and realize the DOW is under 20K

[Anonymous No.17643708]

>>17643688
not while the FED still has some juice left in it
but not for much longer

[Anonymous No.17643716]

>>17643373
This.

t. Kentucky

[Anonymous No.17643717]

>>17643635
yee claw craboy

[Anonymous No.17643721]

>>17643688

We are going further down than that. The algos pumped us up 600 points higher than we should be right now.

[Anonymous No.17643756]

>>17643721
what is stopping them next time?

[Anonymous No.17643757]

>>17643688
>Monday will be -2000 wont it
No. But your IQ will be.

[Anonymous No.17643767]

Sadui's are dumping oil and the price per barrel is going to $30, if you weren't already shorting XOM now is the time

[Anonymous No.17643769]

Do they burn the corona dead?

I wonder if it is time for calls or puts on funeral stocks. If they burn all the elderly, then they will go out of business. If they don't, then it is time for puts.

[Anonymous No.17643772]

>>17643756
margin calls

[Anonymous No.17643773]

>>17643635
YEEEEEE CLAW
HEIL THE CRAB
COLLECTOR OF PREMIUMS

[Anonymous No.17643777]

does market selling brent make sense at this point ? shit is going down to low 30ies easily

[Anonymous No.17643779]

>>17643056
death rate in Italy is 4%, that's not a flu
a flu doesn't give you extremely severe respiratory problems
a flu doesn't give you pneumonia with permanent lung damages
are you really so dumb to believe everything is fine?
also, you can get reinfected cause you don't develop immunity after you recover, and usually the second time it's stronger cause your immune system had to fight hard and it has not recovered
people are dropping like stones on the floor due to other organs being targeted by virus, especially the heart
that's not a fucking flu

[Anonymous No.17643782]

>>17643769
Bodies need to be cremated and in heavily infected regions funerals are being cancelled.

[Anonymous No.17643789]

>>17643777
Major news outlets already talking about $20 oil kek

[Anonymous No.17643791]

PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
>PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
>PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
>PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS
>PUTS ON FUNERAL STOCKS

[Anonymous No.17643794]

>>17643056
people requiring hospitalization are the ones that need artificial ventilator usually, so yes, they fucking really need it

[Anonymous No.17643798]

>>17643789
we cant miss this, im about to kill myself for not buying that put on friday , too late i guess ?

[Anonymous No.17643802]

>>17643779
if you can't develop immunity after you are recovered that renders vaccines useless

[Anonymous No.17643803]

>>17643756

They can only cut rates a few more times before they are literally giving money away.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643804]

>>17643777
basically panic has set in and people aren't traveling... combine that with a warmer than average winter, and energy is basically already hurting from poor demand. now that people don't leave their quarantines demand is falling even further.

[Anonymous No.17643807]

>>17643789

God damn just when you thought venezula couldn't become more a hellscape

[Anonymous No.17643809]

>>17643789

Isn't cheap oil a good thing?

[Anonymous No.17643810]

>>17643791
Are they even publicly traded?

[Anonymous No.17643819]

>>17643809
for consoomers, sure

[Anonymous No.17643820]

>>17643789
reminder that when global shipping traffic will come to a screeching halt, crude will be worth even less

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643821]

>>17643807
meh maduro and his communist regime was doomed to fail. $100 per barrel oil? yeah ok bro.

[Anonymous No.17643824]

>>17643807
They also supposedly have a few infected cases too. Couple that with their massive migration to other latin american countries in central and latin america its going to spread like wildfire.

[Anonymous No.17643833]

So now that NYC is reportedly considering shutting down shit like transit how are stocks likely to be affected?

[Anonymous No.17643834]

>>17643809
not for the companies producing it, and not for the countries exporting it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643840]

>>17643824
fuck we need that fucking wall..... you know it's fucking caravan season and they're going to want to get to the united states.

[Anonymous No.17643843]

Crab market until first US lockdown, then stonks go down bigly. Once it becomes clear banks can't actually stay liquid in a crash, stonks go full 2008.

[Anonymous No.17643846]

>>17643638
>>17643708

signs of intelligent life.... on /biz/...?

[Anonymous No.17643847]

>>17643809
As long as you aren't Russia, Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, Iran, or have any money or career invested in oil and gas. If it remains low, deflation will become a concern.

[Anonymous No.17643851]

>>17643809
Oil consumption is mostly constant, so if theres more oil supply than oil demand, you have to sell the same amount of oil for less.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643852]

>>17643833
well, the cities will starve. fucking blasio and cuomo are really doing a great job.

[W33DBrahski No.17643859]

>>17643833
Sad.

So sad that de Blasio is a fearmonger.

Let’s MAGA and reject the conspiracy theory.

[Anonymous No.17643862]

>>17643432
What a fucking nerd lmao

[Anonymous No.17643869]

>>17643833
if nobody can get to wallstreet stonks can't go down

[Anonymous No.17643871]

>>17643852

[Anonymous No.17643876]

>>17642838
Mises is based

[Anonymous No.17643881]

coronavirus fear is overblown

Bulls win

plus no one is even mentioning the actual big market mover

[Anonymous No.17643885]

Italy has put 16 million into lockdown, had 133 new deaths today, and the UK has de facto rationing

Tomorrow will be a bloodbath requiring circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.17643886]

Reuters reports J. Powell in talks with USAF on loaning a squadron of CH-47F Chinooks to airdrop $200B USD to every major city.

[Anonymous No.17643891]

>>17643843
>Crab market until first US lockdown, then stonks go down bigly. Once it becomes clear banks can't actually stay liquid in a crash, stonks go full 2008.
source: my ass

[Anonymous No.17643894]

>>17643881
>millions in quarantine
>overblown

[Anonymous No.17643896]

>>17643881
>t. delusional bullzoomer who has lived his entire life in a bullmarket.

It is sad really.

[Anonymous No.17643899]

>>17643302
>You did good kid. Keep 5% of your net worth in gold just in case. If you’re net worth is low, like mine, gold etfs are fine.
don't take advice from someone fucking up usage of your and you're

[Anonymous No.17643900]

Green monday

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643910]

>>17643809
basically 2/3rds of the world economy runs on oil in one way or another... not even just the energy, but even the derivatives and by products, like plastics. even your leanest most efficient ooil companies need the price per barrel to be like $45-50 per barrel to turn a profit. if demand doesn't pick up, they'll just start laying people off and leaving the shit in the ground or let it sit in storage tanks.

[W33DBrahski No.17643914]

>>17643886
>>17643871
>helicopters from D.C.

Good heavens, Hollywood uses Satanic astrology to predict the future!

[Anonymous No.17643916]

>>17643894
>>17643896
I'm a permabull. you got me.

Green Monday
Green week

It's obvious kek

[Anonymous No.17643917]

>>17643840
I feel like we are already past the point of no return, like the masque of the red death. We have already been infected by the amount of Chinese nationals who came to the US before the quarantine was placed into effect. Evident by the fact that the CDC isn't getting off its ass and testing anyone.

This coupled with the fact that there are a bunch of dumb ass college students traveling outside of the country to Europe and Asia for spring break because it's "cheap" is going to result in more cases coming back to the US.
Hell, my dumbass of a roommate is going to be in the San Francisco area for the entire break and believes that the Kung Flu is nothing.

[Anonymous No.17643920]

>>17643211
NONONONONO!!!!
My big fat yield!!
reeeeee

well they've still got immunooncology shit and a a merger about to complete... go Abbvie go!

WAIT
MY REGENERON
NOOO!!!!!!!

So vaccines may be pointless and take months, and antivirals may be pointless... what the fuck can we actually do?

[Anonymous No.17643922]

>>17643896
ngl I was literally 12 in 2008

[Anonymous No.17643924]

>>17643810
Yes.

>>17643886

>USAF on loaning a squadron of CH-47F Chinooks
Army not USAF faggot.

[Anonymous No.17643928]

>>17643910
>even your leanest most efficient ooil companies need the price per barrel to be like $45-50 per barrel to turn a profit.

Now it makes sense. Thank you. Still, hard for me to feel bad about the oil companies.

T. V8 driver

[Anonymous No.17643937]

thinking of putting a deep OTM put and just wait for market to open in singapore, strike 35 bucks

[W33DBrahski No.17643946]

>>17643922
Then you are too young o post on this Boomer bread

GTFO

[Anonymous No.17643949]

>>17643920
Scale down all the industries, learn to live without luxuries.

[Anonymous No.17643954]

Is CCL $25 PUT 4/24 a good move frens? I'm about to do options for the first time, scurred

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17643957]

>>17643928
Yeah man I got a v8 jeep cherokee with the hemi and a corvette for fucking around in warmer months. fuck i support the oil companies more than average too.

[Anonymous No.17643958]

PSQ/SQQQ to short the DOW
SH/SPXU to short the S&P
TLT/TMF to short yields
DRIP/OILD to short oil

[Anonymous No.17643965]

>>17642941
time in the market beats out timing the market, as long as you invest in something fundamental at least

[Anonymous No.17643970]

New thread

>>17643964
>>17643964
>>17643964

[Anonymous No.17643978]

[Anonymous No.17643990]

>>17643491
Redpill me on the et virus

[Anonymous No.17644004]

>>17643978
>please dont short
OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!

[Anonymous No.17644011]

>>17643621
>aerospace engineers need to step up their game
>immediately abandons the air cargo transport topic to start talking about trains

[Anonymous No.17644019]

>>17643978
RIP

[Anonymous No.17644026]

>>17643990
It's spanish flu 2.0, chinks are hiding numbers it will mutate into something even deadlier
Most of humanity will go extinct, the rest will live in mudhuts without electricity and shit
Basically this is what we are dealing with

[Anonymous No.17644031]

>>17643652
>>17643675
yeah most people certainly does not know that anime

[Anonymous No.17644037]

>/>17643970
>This early

[Anonymous No.17644046]

>>17643970
we have had threads reaching 400+ stop prematurely making threads on days the market is closed

[Anonymous No.17644053]

Can someone explain es mini futures to me? Can I buy or sell these on vangaurd or robinhood?

[Anonymous No.17644064]

>>17644026
>extinction
This schizo nonesense is why so many people think its a nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.17644068]

>>17643871
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuyWkNK0-yo

[Anonymous No.17644077]

>>17643949
but... my headphones are broken... and I need new pillows... and I need new clothes...

And a dentist appointment... and probably a checkup...

Why did I wait so long? Should I wait for deflation or buy before supplies dry up?

[Anonymous No.17644081]

>>17643900
>>17643916
Not applicable. You can get reinfected.

[Anonymous No.17644083]

>>17644064
cope

[Anonymous No.17644086]

>>17643869
>charley

[Anonymous No.17644090]

>>17643635
yee-claw

[Anonymous No.17644140]

why shouldn't I just put all my money into google stock

[Anonymous No.17644141]

>>17643957

I've had a Challenger RT shaker for a little over a year. Should be upgrading to the 392 in a few months. If my puts print this week I'll skip the 392 and go straight to Hellcat.

[Anonymous No.17644183]

>>17643891
Are you denying that stocks will tank when a major U.S. metropolitan area goes under quarantine? In China quarantining an area of 11,000,000 is nothing. In the U.S. that's quite literally 5 - 7% of the adult population and all domestic production and demand. Two areas have to go under quarantine and it's Holobunga for stonks. Italy is going to shit the bed on Monday, and it will illustrate the irresilience of low-pop countries to the consequences of measures necessary to contain/slow the virus.

[Anonymous No.17644202]

>>17644140
no dividends in case everything keeps crashing

[Anonymous No.17644286]

>>17644183
>Are you denying that stocks will tank when a major U.S. metropolitan area goes under quarantine?
I think the quarantine will be a good PR move for the U.S. government and will likely trigger a massive bullrun in the stocks as investors will finally see how actually dependable the government is.

[Anonymous No.17644322]

>>17644031
Most plebs maybe

[Anonymous No.17644679]

>>17644286
The government has already cluster-fucked the response. See the nursing home in Kirkland. Quarantine will not be a good PR move because black people will riot for one reason or another and other wingnuts will be taking pot shots at gov. personnel with AR-15s and other gov. personnel will abuse their power against the people. Did you see what happened after Katrina? Did you see what happened during gas rationing in the 70s? Did you see what happened during the LA riots? America does not respond well to domestic crisis.