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1763234 No.1763234 [Reply] [Original]

I have 4-5 bucks. What I should invest them into to become millionaire?

>> No.1763247

Kneepads.

>> No.1763252

bus pass to get to a job

that or a couple 211s cus your shitbroke

or casino and have a luck streak. 200% isnt bad

>> No.1763298

>>1763234
inb4 le kneepads

>> No.1763362

>>1763298
Dogecoin

>> No.1763367

$DRYS

Make bank on the next short squeeze.

>> No.1763369

Serious question. What $5 can be invented into at all to get some money back? Aside from kneepads, bus pass or casino. Forex?

>> No.1763372

>>1763369
*invested

>> No.1763377

>>1763369
buy a 5 sack,
sell for 10
buy 10 sack,
sell for 20
buy dub,
sell for 40
buy 40
sell for half oz
sell half for full oz
flip couple oz
move to qps, to hps, to full ps
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Youll get there eventually

>> No.1763384
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1763384

>tfw you can't pay this month's rent, half-way-through-engineering-degree-dropout, and only have 80€ to your name

>> No.1763405

>>1763384

Sounds like the market's working just fine. Better luck in your next life, dropout.

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>>1763377
>7

>> No.1763425

>>1763405
Had to drop out because of no money :(