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Previously on /smg/: >>17608248

>> No.17609010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17609016
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>> No.17609018
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How you holding up /smg/?

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>> No.17609023
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Phew, now that the bear trap is over, its time for us bulls to get back to work, amirite fellas?

>> No.17609028
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I love you Corona-Chan! Take us below 25k at close bby

>> No.17609029
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don't buy

>> No.17609030

ITS FUCKING OVER

CORONACHAN BEAT THE JEWS

>> No.17609031

>>17609018
Despite being short premium, I'm up 10%

>> No.17609032
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I’M NOT OK

>> No.17609035
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It's going ALL the way down today folks!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Don't end up homeless and sucking dick for cigarette butts.

>> No.17609037
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>>17609018

>> No.17609038

>I can't access my bank account online
HALP

>> No.17609040
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>yfw they bought the dip

>> No.17609041
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If you can make it in this market you can make it anywhere boys.

>> No.17609042

>>17609023
Your work begins waiting in the unemployment line.

>> No.17609043

PPT have activated, dips are being bought.

>> No.17609047

>>17609028
Hi anon, do you mind if i save this image?
Thanks,
anon

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>>17609018
bretty good, still worth a lot of money, for now

>> No.17609052
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH are we going to have the great 2020 recession

>> No.17609054
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uh, hello? pump department?

>> No.17609057

>>17609018
sqqq is fucking me hardcore cause i was too brainlet to buy in earlier
CRASH YOU FUCK

>> No.17609058

do VIX options operate the same as normal options?

>> No.17609059

>>17609029
>don't buy puts

*ftfy

>> No.17609061

Can you guys stop screaming for a sec and tell me what to short

>> No.17609062
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>that bull who shit on me for picking up uvxy
WHERE YOU AT NOW NIGGER

>> No.17609063

>that fucking gif

>> No.17609064

So as I watch this go down down down...
I can only think of how much should I wait before buying in.

Also any advise on some dividend yielding stocks?
Non dividend yield I and the whole world are watching is AMD.

>> No.17609065
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When curbs?

>> No.17609066
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>gold about to break $1700

YOU

WERE

WARNED

>> No.17609068

LETS THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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thread theme:
https://youtu.be/FAgRDScygic?t=34

>> No.17609072
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REMINDER
WE WILL CLOSE GREEN TODAY LOLOL

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>>17609018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZPfO88-Xzw

>> No.17609077

>>17609050
>I’m rich from LARPing on robinhood
Lol ok

>> No.17609080

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

IM LITERALLY SHAKING,MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>> No.17609083

>>17609054
>he panic sold his 401k and panic bought the last supplies at wal-mart? that's still not enough...

>> No.17609085

>>17609048
>co-infection
A guy in Thailand apparently died of a Corona/ Dengue tag-team.

>> No.17609086
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Nya

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>>17609018
not even in this heavily in terms of money but it's very enjoyable to be part of

>> No.17609092

>>17609018
I made a decent amount from the initial selloff a couple weeks ago then I went cash because I'm not playing with this clown market.

>> No.17609098

does anyone live in Taiwan or have relatives in Taiwan?
How well are they holding up? The most recent article I've seen is that they have 42 isolated cases.

i'm still paranoid that a single idiot will ruin the entire TSM operation.

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>>17608972
We're back bros

>> No.17609100

>>17609086
nyaa~

>> No.17609101

>>17609029
God damn, that's an old-school image.
>>17609052
>recession
Cute.

>> No.17609105

>>17609063
It seemed fitting.

>> No.17609108

>>17609086
pfft, what a pathetic attempt

>> No.17609113
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>>17609018
wanna go higher desu

>> No.17609116

>>17609064
Dollar cost average nerd.

Buy whatever, T is a good one, so is KO.

I particularity like LEG and CMI.

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>> No.17609119
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Guys... how high can tvix actually go? Just 1 year ago it was 300 and 3 years ago it was 4k. What does that mean?

>> No.17609121

>>17609099
Help Jesus why did I bear so late I’m bleeding

>> No.17609122
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Tfw you wake up Green because you are 40% bonds and 10% precious metals

>> No.17609123

>>17609077
>i'm poor so everyone else must be
k

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY

WHO ELSE ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING /JUSTED/ WITHOUT MERCY OR PITY

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>>17609040
>their faces when

>> No.17609126
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RUSSIA WILL NOT AGREE TO OPEC DEAL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17609099
>they didn't buy the dip

>> No.17609128

>there are people on this board that bought SPY above $335

>> No.17609129
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>>17609047
have this one too anon
>>17609072
The fed can't do shit. None of the tricks they have left will develop a vaccine any faster or get wong and lee out of their sealed shut apartment and back to the factory in hubei my dude

>> No.17609130

>>17609062
Keker when I was telling you that I was considering buying into uvxys red day.

>> No.17609137
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Whent the recession hits the bottom, what are we going to buy?

>> No.17609139

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

>> No.17609141

>bag-sama said super green today
Is this guy ever not wrong?

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>>17609124
not me lol, I don't have any stocks

>> No.17609144

>>17609119
it's not that it went that high, it's that they've done several reverse splits since then because it's very low since initially created

>> No.17609145

FUCK YOU DELTA AIRLINES
I HOPE YOU COLLAPSE LIKE FLYBE YOU FUCKS

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>>17609105
got a hearty kek out of it

>> No.17609154

There's a lot of money on the sideline waiting go get back in, when they finally do there will be a glorious bull run like the world never witnessed before

>> No.17609157

>>17609122
Benjamin Graham would be proud.

>> No.17609159

watching this is taking years off my lifespan

>> No.17609160

>>17609137

If it does go super low, I'm going all in on indexes. I'm way to new to keep trying to buy disney and airlines and shit

>> No.17609163

>>17609154
No anon, it's over

>> No.17609166

holy shit nothing is happening, I'll masturbate and sleep for a few minutes, hope I don't miss out on the action. wish me luck.

>> No.17609173

>HE BOUGHT INTO A RECESSION
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hey does anyone else trade naked or is it just me?

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Might as well elect Sanders and embrace communism at this point if we are just going to manipulate the market like this.

>> No.17609176

>>17609018
just bought 10 tsla, 100 spce and 100 vtiq.

cheap memes

>> No.17609177

>>17609129
I'm a bear, but what you said doesn't matter. Long term we are going down, but expect pumps and rate cuts to bounce us up like they did this week.

>> No.17609181

>>17609141
Nope, always do the opposite of what he says

>> No.17609183

>>17609145

I went really hard in on american airlines. They couldn't possibly bankrupt out, right?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17609190
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>>17609101
What about paul allen's card?

>>17609126
>OPEC right now
https://youtu.be/lkDUObv5iIU?t=8

>> No.17609191
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why won't sqqq go

>> No.17609193

>>17609145
I got money on Delta. You take that back right now.

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>>17609154
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx
that money you speak of isn't waiting on the sidelines it's fucking fleeing to t-notes and bonds lol

>> No.17609196

Where the fuck is the guy that shorted YM (DOW) at 29426? He's up like $110k already. I hate how the smart ones posts a few times before leaving and I'm stuck here with you retards

>> No.17609204

>>17609159
I'm down less than $50 and I'm fucking mad as hell I can't imagine if I were super invested how I'd feel rn

>> No.17609206
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>sold all of my stocks 2 weeks ago and bought gold and silver

>> No.17609210
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IT WILL BOUNCE BACK IT HAS TO
BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE STOCKS BOYSSSS

>> No.17609211
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Make it stop!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17609212
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MSFT looking tasty, should I wait for it to go even lower or will I miss an opportunity?

>> No.17609213

WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17609217
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>>17609166
>He's asleep?

>> No.17609220

>>17609160
>buy disney
kek, here i am with my DIS puts

>> No.17609222
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>>17609196
>>17609196
kek, gtfo if you are looking for some handhold guru to tell you what to do on every trade.

>> No.17609223

>>17609196
Well everyone does make it if they keep trying but they don't stick around.

>> No.17609224

>>17609196
The smart ones are usually just observing or elsewhere. Maybe you should follow their lead and not the ones losing.

>> No.17609226

WAIT FOR PANIC SELL AT END OF DAY. HARDCORE

>> No.17609227
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>>17609204
I'm down $2500

>> No.17609229

How quickly the tide turns!

>> No.17609231
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>> No.17609232
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/pol/'s /smg/ is telling me to buy during this 'stumble'

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>>17609213

>> No.17609238

>>17609018
Down like £70 trying to daytrade and simply wrong trades. Thinking about taking the money out

>> No.17609240
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>>17609204
par for the course

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>>17609177
we just had an emergency rate cut and the market still went tumbling down. Don't be a mongoloid anon, the fed can't save this mess

>> No.17609251

>>17609238
what are you daytrading?

>> No.17609253

>>17609232
>going on /pol/
Almost as bad as reddit

>> No.17609257
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EXPLAIN

>> No.17609258
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>>17609190

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I'm glad you're with me, /smg/. Here at the dump of all things.

>> No.17609260

>>17609232

always buy

>> No.17609261

>>17609212
Lower.

>> No.17609263

>>17609177
what do you think this week was?

>> No.17609264

>>17609253
dilate dyke

>> No.17609265
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>> No.17609266
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DJI 27000 EOD

screencap this post

>> No.17609270

>>17609232
>/pol/'s /smg/

this isn't a thing, is it?

>> No.17609271
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>>17609258
>>17609190
Nice, very impressive...
Let's see Paul Allen's card.

>> No.17609278

>>17609246
Oh Corona-chan just keep fucking the market up please, god I'm so close

>> No.17609279
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>>17609240
>>17609062
Just sold my TVIX

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>>17609137
Oil. Oil is inevitable, so it will bounce back eventually but right now it is being hit the hardest.

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>>17609270
>>17609232
You mean literally these threads?

>> No.17609289

>He didnt withdraw all his money before the banks go bust

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>>17609253
bernie bro still buttblasted?

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>> No.17609296

>ATBPF is the only thing I'm up on

topkek can't even buy a dip on it

>> No.17609297

>>17609270
No, anons shitposting

>> No.17609301

JBLU CALL MOON MISSION GO

>> No.17609304

So what kind of dumb arbitrary trading strategies do you engage in?

I think I'm going to wait until after lunch to really trade anything. Watching the market fall before open and watching it yoyo like this is just anxiety.

>> No.17609306

didn't get the note on INO before lift off and dont wanna buy at the peak. Bros please where the biopharmas for short term corona gains.

>> No.17609309

I wanna buy DIS puts but I have a feeling Im going to get fucked over.

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>>17609289
Oh God no.
There better not be withdrawal limits.

>> No.17609311

So how long are we gonna keep up this fake pump because I've got to jerk off and I don't want to keep waiting to sell my shorts

>> No.17609314

Feels good being all cash now.

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>>17609290
All they had to do is listen.

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>>17609289
>mfw I've spent the last week and a half emptying my savings accounts and buying non-perishable food

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If we're going down, at least we're going down together boys. Sit back and enjoy the ride

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>>17609287
yes

>> No.17609321

>>17609284
damn oil got rocked today

>> No.17609322

>>17609311
lunch

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comfy squad report

>> No.17609324

>>17609309

Mulan is bound to help them. It's china's great manifesto.

>> No.17609327

WE PUMPING BOYS

>> No.17609328

>>17609270
Never seen it.

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>>17609018
I've...been better

>> No.17609331

>>17609304
Buy UVXY.

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>>17609318

>> No.17609334
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17609334

Jesus christ

>> No.17609336

>>17609329
what did you have at the peak?

>> No.17609337

>>17609304
yeah i think it'll do this, maybe slowly going up til lunch then the real action after

>> No.17609338

green by EOD i guess. load up on puts 30 min before close.

>> No.17609340

>>17609314
>cash
better convert some of it to lead, food and Rolex

>> No.17609342

>>17609117
>”he said to himself out loud”
It’s thought to himself out loud you dumb fuck, that’s what makes it funny.

>> No.17609345

>>17609315
But they never do. Tell them the truth, they shun you away. Like clockwork

>> No.17609351

>>17609324
Can't go to the movies if the cinemas shut.

>> No.17609354
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>>17609334
>OPEC shuts down all production
>prices at the pump go up from this

>> No.17609357

>>17609334
Cheap oil is unironically a good thing for the US, it will allow American oil to flood the market.
It really fucks over the Canadians though, their oil production will basically shut down.

>> No.17609360

>>17609018
almost sold
but then I see delta turning it around
and think to myself
“The stock market is a device to transfer money from the impatient to the patient.”

>> No.17609362

>>17609061
EVERYTHING

>> No.17609365
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>>17609338
I tried to warn you all. Sell your VIX now and rebuy at close.

>> No.17609369

>>17609331
What makes this fund attractive right now?

>> No.17609370

>>17609177
>Long term we are going down
Long term, the market only goes up.

>> No.17609373
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>>17609061
jblu after lunch

>> No.17609377

>>17609321
OPEC talks collapsed, arabs gonna have a hard time if US enters a recession and oil is that low. Kek'd

>> No.17609381
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>>17609321
I know, it is making me like a rock watching it and thinking about my future gains.

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>> No.17609384

>>17609370
long term, I fucked you're mom

>> No.17609385

JBLU GET BACK ON COURSE

>> No.17609390

>>17609324
very risky not postponing the release desu

>> No.17609394
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17609394

Robinhood fucked me over a few times making me fail to sell the top and then making me miss the dip when rolling my puts forward

Fucking slow ass buggy app

>> No.17609395

>>17609370
Japan

Dinosaurs

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>>17609365
Finally, somone with some sense.

>> No.17609405

>>17609384
>you're
did you cum out brain cells?

>> No.17609406

JBLU puts acquired

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>>17609369
It's literally happening.

>> No.17609412

>>17608972
its not that bad

>> No.17609420

>>17609395
Japan doesn't have the world by the balls like US does
If someone gets out of line we nuke em

>> No.17609422
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>>17609406
smart man. that airline is going to crash witnosurvivors

>> No.17609423

>>17609336
Amarin, ONTX (still do, just not as much, sold some to secure profit) and the rest divies like QYLD, F (dumped that at 7.50 and glad I did), NRZ, random dividend stocks. I realized shit isn't going back to normal anytime soon, so I literally cut all but my QYLD, SQQQ, BWL.A and NRZ. I'm using the leftovers toake an attempt to dig myself out of this. It could go great...or horribly wrong!

>> No.17609426
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17609426

>This fake ass JBLU Pump
3/20 $13 Call lets goooooooo

>> No.17609427

>>17609412
No nigger, the bears won.

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>>17609420
Come on do something burger

>> No.17609436
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17609436

I had 20 yr treasury bonds on 10x leverage, feels bretty gud desu

>> No.17609438

>>17609423
my bad - i meant your portfolio value

>> No.17609439

>>17609422
In the economically sense or the realistic sense? Asking for a fren in minecraft

>> No.17609443

>everything plummetting
>including shorts
what

>> No.17609445
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

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I call this pattern the "Let it fucking die already"

>> No.17609449

>>17609434
What niggers

>> No.17609453

>>17609406
Same

>> No.17609456

>>17609357
Completely the opposite dumbass, US oil companies are insolvent and were depending on supply cuts from OPEC to stay afloat

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Powell says PUMP IT

>> No.17609460

>>17609420
Empires never fall

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>>17609439
economically but realistic would be cool too

>> No.17609464
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>WHITE HOUSE: 5P ET: THE VICE PRESIDENT AND MEMBERS OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE HOLD A PRESS BRIEFING
Corona press briefing, repeating the same shit or will we get some new information?

>> No.17609468

What the fuck! Cramer told me to buy on Wednesday, but it's only gone down. He showed the oscillator that was right every time except in 2008. I listened to him, but I'm losing my money!

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17609472

always buy the dip

>> No.17609473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y
Let's goooo

>> No.17609475

Recession cancelled, buy back in everyone. All is back to normal.

>> No.17609478

>>17609423
just stay in QYLD and chill
it's a meme, but less of a meme than that other stuff you bought

>> No.17609479

>>17609394
It's in the smg sticky

If you're trying to split seconds, you need to use another way to track because Robinhood is delayed 5 seconds or something

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LOL, did you bears actually think we would be red EOD??? FUCKING LOL HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17609482

>>17609434
the world demands an apology from china for eating batassholes

>> No.17609485

>>17609464
Wash your hands its just a flu blah blah blah

>> No.17609488

>>17609456
A huge chunk of Canadian oil production requires $50-60 crude to even be profitable.

>> No.17609490

What's something I can park money in for the day and get some gainz by EOD?

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OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17609492

NO NO NO WE GOT TO COCKY BEAR BROS

>> No.17609494

>>17609257
Obviously that shit is a buy, the price per ounce keeps going up, Newmont and Barrick going red is panic selling.

>> No.17609496

WELL DONE JBLU, NOW LIQUIDATE THESE SHORT SELLERS

>> No.17609498

>>17609137
>what are we going to buy?

Ammo.

>> No.17609499

>>17609464
When Raiden clears it for release

>> No.17609501

>>17609394
Robinhood is like the pajeet of trading platforms.

>> No.17609503

>that pump
Lmao you are getting desperate, Jerome. Just accept you are a failure and let the world burn. You should have listened to Trump.

>> No.17609505

>>17609496
Fuck please noooooo! You dont have any good news! Hooooow!

>> No.17609506

>>17609490
Lmaooo
If you figure it out let me know too

>> No.17609508

thank god i sold jblu puts yesterday

>> No.17609510

/////////////RESISTANCE BROKEN/////////////////
//////////////GREEN DAY/////////////////////////////////

>> No.17609511

>>17609490
wait an hour and buy sqqq

>> No.17609512

>>17609464
Trump's fake conferences are literally just to console his cult it's not for information

>> No.17609513

>>17609488
Don’t listen to the oil bulls they are actually delusional
Green energy and electric cars are the death of oil

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>Bond? James Bond? Never heard of that 10 year old.

>> No.17609524

>>17609515
>he bought a shiny rock to "make" "money"
this was the path you chose

>> No.17609526

Fear not Bear bro, some are just covering their shorts right now. Give it time, selling harder will resume shortly.

>> No.17609527

>>17609464
>after hours
bad news

>> No.17609530

When stochastic RSI on XOP hits 0 on one day charts, start opening put credit spreads. Maybe someone with above 90 IQ will make money from this advice.

>> No.17609533

THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

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Fifty point buy back on the ES already. Making it above 3k today on S&P would unironically be very good looking, but we're above vwap now so more shorters will come in. I love this action

>> No.17609543

>>17609527
you wanna start the weekend short and miss out on the PUMP ?

>> No.17609544

OH SHIT RAN OUT OF GAS

>> No.17609545

>>17609530
>he's not already putting on credit spreads

NGMI

>> No.17609550

>>17609464
from this administration? guaranteed bullshit

>> No.17609553

>>17609482
you mean an apology for creating a bio weapon

>> No.17609555

VIX touched 50, more than last week when it was WORSE.

Shit is not over

>> No.17609558

>>17609513
Then where does the electricity come from? Wind turbines? Oil is still cheaper sorry.

>> No.17609559

>>17609533
Nah this market is still in bear mode. Bulls about to fall for another trap.

>> No.17609562

>>17609434
>lights their own house on fire
>fire spreads to their neighbors houses
>keeps the fire from spreading to their cuck shed in the backyard, while their house burns to the ground.
>I think a "thank you" is in order

East Asia is so weird.

>> No.17609563

BOOMERS GET WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE--CORONAVIRUS AND STOCK MARKET CRASH!!!!

>> No.17609565

Nooo my Jetblu puuuuts! What the fuck is this shit?!

>> No.17609567

warren buffet buying the fuck out of southwest airlines

>> No.17609568

>>17609545
This isn't the bottom. I said people with above 90 IQ.

>> No.17609571

>>17609438
Total value is 832, and currently sitting at the current pic. I'm taking the other's advise and pulling over for now, just leaving my QYLD and the others. I was going to try my hand at building a dividend account on the side, but I may be better served trying to make some money swing trading while everything else crashes, and going back in hard then.

I still have my 401k and profit sharing from my wage cuck that I never look at. Leave that to the professionals. Just doing what I can with leftover money I have to try and better myself

>> No.17609572

>he didn't buy the dip
OH NO NO NO YOU JUST GOT BAMBOOZLED BY BEAR PROPAGANDA

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now is not the time for fear, that comes later

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>he thought the fed would let the market close in the red on a Friday

>> No.17609576

>>17609506
I posted kind of tongue in cheek, this is a crazy market

>>17609511
I sold SQQQ at 23.18 after buying 20.40 yesterday. Looking for re-entry, just not sure where. You got a target in mind? I was thinking somewhere between 20-21 is it drops that low

>> No.17609579

OH NO NO NO NO BULLS WE GOT TO BULLISH

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HOLY SHIT what happened to gold??

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>>17609562
That's why their culture is fucked. Chinks are literally subhuman with only their hot high IQ women providing any value.

>> No.17609586

KUDLOW SAYS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CONSIDERING IMMEDIATE FISCAL MEASURES, SEPARATE FROM TAX CUT PLAN BEING CRAFTED AHEAD OF ELECTION

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>>17609567
or better yet

looks like berkshire is buying all the airlines

>> No.17609591

>>17609568
>he doesn't understand how vol contractions can make losing short-premium trades that are heavy in the red instantly profitable yet being far away from a profitable strike

baby iq you have

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17609592

sorry sheev-anon. i liked your posts

>> No.17609597

Are JetBlue and UAL both short squeezing?

>> No.17609602

>>17609582
I figure somebody dumped their paper gold.

>> No.17609605

>>17609582
total societal collapse delayed, for now

>> No.17609606

>>17609572
It's going to end in red today watch.

>> No.17609608

>>17609555
im kinda new to trading. could you explain VIX's fluctuations and their impact on the market? I know it tracks volatility but thats all I know.

>> No.17609609

>>17609513
I sincerely doubt these giant oil companies are going anywhere, I think most of them are going to transition into other energy technologies.

Shit if they get carbon capture off the ground there might not be a regulatory requirement for electric cars or non fossil fuel power generation.

>> No.17609613

>>17609515
Cashing out to buy the dip on oil, most likely.

>> No.17609619

>>17609597
it;s just a desperation pump
they will die
prices can lie on the daily, but quarterly earnings can't lie

>> No.17609618

>>17609597
they're both down 50%. at some point, people step in and buy.

>> No.17609620

>>17609597
Dunno but its pissing me off. JetBlue is utterly fucked.

>> No.17609626

>>17609591
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.17609627

>>17609582
Gold no good in a Deflation

>> No.17609631

>>17609558
Hydro, solar, and wind are all getting cheaper by the year. And since every country knows how to extract oil now there is way to much supply and less demand.
Sorry bro oil is just way to abundant and the genxer’s and boomers spent the last 20 telling you it’s finite and in high demand. Simply not true

>> No.17609635

>>17609608
Click it so you see 10+ years of the graph. Now look at it. That's all you need to know

>> No.17609638

Are corporate bond yields expected to decline as investors dump into corporate bonds as the last asylum for yield when government bonds head to 0?

>> No.17609639

>>17609619
B-but what about my 3/20 Puts anon. Think of my beer money.

>> No.17609640

>>17609586
BEARS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
NO CRASH UNDER TRUMP

>> No.17609641

>>17609609
They probably have loads of intellectual property too. I heard multiple stories of oil companies buying up patents and related for more fuel efficient vehicles etc.

>> No.17609650

SQQQ or go balls deep into Oil?
I'm so conflicted

>> No.17609652

>>17609608
VIX doesn’t impact the market. It tracks market volatility. When volatility rises, VIX spikes up. When it is low (most of the time), it just continuously drops which is why it reverse splits over and over and over and retards lose all their money. If you bet on the VIX you are betting volatility will be high. You should only do this during times of turmoil, like now.

>> No.17609655

PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC

>> No.17609657
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Jerome is cooking something up, I can just feel it. He gets pushed around by the market so easily.

>> No.17609667

Anyone holding INO?

>> No.17609668

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Bought some MCD today. Anyone else sparse-buying?

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>> No.17609671

>>17609591
Looka Dem Greeks

That's why I buy long terms and strike prices close to current prices. One big move day and you can make money on any option

You have to know when to sell though

>> No.17609681

Imagine using American tax dollars to keep the stock markets afloat, something only boomers will benefit from.

>> No.17609683
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Fuck this market, this is fucking bullshit, we get these dumb fucking viruses every fucking 5 years just cause americans are obsessed with doomsday prepping and the apocalypse cause they all fucking psycho the markets now have to shit themselves and now im POOR and cant pay my rent. fucking fuck

>> No.17609684

>>17609667
I bought 3 shares when they were 3 dollars. It's all profit to me, may as well ride along.

>> No.17609685

>>17609592
SACRIFICE

>> No.17609687

>>17609639
what strike?

>> No.17609688

>>17609652
>decide to research VIX
>there is like 6 of them

wtf?

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>>17609668

>> No.17609692

>>17609668
I'm probably should but I'm going for tripling my money in the turmoil before it levels out

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>>17609667
Bought in at 4.3. Sitting mighty comfy right now

>> No.17609699

>>17609576
maybe high 20s though i should clarify i have basically no idea what im doing

>> No.17609703

>>17609668
Do you know what portion of Macdonglands cashflow comes from their franchisers paying rent?

Some people use this position for real estate exposure.

>> No.17609704

>>17609683
damn you fucked up
gotta pay that rent money

>> No.17609710

>>17609688
do you mean VIX etf's?

>> No.17609711

>>17609681
Boomers control the fed and don't give a single shit about the future, they just want to ensure they and their boomer friends can retire. Their day of reckoning will come.

>> No.17609715

>>17609685
MEMORIES PAST

>> No.17609717

>>17609688
Wow look at this newb, you are like a baby here.

>> No.17609718
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Does INOVIO really have the cure?

>> No.17609722

>>17609683
>gambling with money you can't afford to lose
You violated rule 1 anon

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BUY TLT IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR SOULS

>> No.17609724

>>17609639
>he didn't play it safe with a 4/17

>> No.17609729

>>17609669
owo

>>17609683
>we get these dumb fucking viruses every fucking 5 years
so you should have known this was going to happen you brainlet

>> No.17609734

>>17609652
Can you explain stuff like tvix? If you look at the chart it doesn't even match with vix on the long term, it kept going down?

>> No.17609735

>>17609699
Do any of us? Turn on any news station and it is filled with brainlets who claim to be experts and yet are consistently wrong. Only when their guesses are correct are they validated but that's because everybody ignores when they are wrong lol

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>>17609681
>something only boomers will benefit from.

>> No.17609737
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17609737

Fuck those coward bears.

Excelsior!

>> No.17609738

>>17609718
Who knows, it only matters if people think they have the cure for now

>> No.17609745
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>>17609718
Buy in while you still can Anon

>> No.17609746

>>17609736
Yeah, because millions of millennials are invested in the stock market, right?

>> No.17609747

Why are markets recovering?

>> No.17609751

>>17609681
Actually, nobody but recipients and heavy income holders benefit from this. Cash is flowing up haven't you noticed?

>> No.17609752

>market gets pumped
every single fucking time

>> No.17609755

>>17609669
>9669
What's happening here. Did you make that girl cry?

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People are selling gold to buy more futures!!!

>> No.17609763

>>17609729
>>17609669
Kek she probably cried and then shit and cummed her pants.

>> No.17609767
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>load ze poump

>> No.17609773
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>>17609668
I'm interested in just acquiring dividends.
Pic is what I have now. I know not all of it does dividends...the gopro stock was a joke buy.

I got about 4K left to trade with. Not sure if I should just push into the positions I already have or put into something else.

>> No.17609776

>>17609703
yep, basically its a real estate company that sells food. its an amazing business model

>> No.17609777

can the market go down please?? can someone make it go down???

>> No.17609778
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>>17609738
Ok.
Do people think they have the cure?!?!?

>> No.17609780

>>17609669
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.17609782

>>17609746
Stock market can take the economy down with it, and then everyone entering the job market right now will get millennial'd

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17609784

>>17609746
if they were they wouldnt all be broke
>>17609747
see pic related

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17609787

>>17609747
>Why are markets recovering?

>> No.17609788

>>17609718
HTBX should but theyre going down

>> No.17609790

>>17609279
Based

>> No.17609791

>>17609306
GILD

>> No.17609795

BOUMP EET

>> No.17609798

>>17609778
>Cure
>For a virus
Unironically people think yes. Realistically that shit takes about 18 months

>> No.17609799

>>17609734
Read their description then google all the words. It's not that difficult anon.

Basically, if the markets gonna move a lot based on futures speculation, TVIX moves based on their indices

>> No.17609800

>>17609787
Thats unironically me

>> No.17609803

>>17609591
IV crush?

>> No.17609805

>>17609735
Stfu ass hole those brainlets on the news make way more money than you, have more friends, are taken more seriously than you are, are better respected than you are, and probably look better than you do. These people are the elite and you are just pleb scum that thinks he knows better.

>> No.17609809

WHY THE FUCK IS DAL AND RCL GOING UP????

>> No.17609812

>>17609787
why do all zoomer children look like this

>> No.17609813
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17609813

>>17609773
hows QYLD in this market?

Here's my dividend portfolio (black) / watchlist (red). its listed by the week the dividend is paid. If you put a gun to my head and told me I needed to put all my money into one stock and hold for 20 years, it'd be JNJ

>> No.17609823

>>17609812
Because it makes them look more like a genderless society.

>> No.17609829

>>17609669
bullish desu

>> No.17609834

>>17609809
Isn't it great?

>> No.17609835

>>17609823
Shut up stupid boomer

>> No.17609836

>>17609803
not crush, just contraction. it can be overstated which is where i make my money

>> No.17609840

>>17609669
*Sniff*

>> No.17609841

>>17609812
No incentivization for creativity probably.

>> No.17609852

>>17609835
Ok zoomer. Will taking your hormone pills make you feel better or at least the right gender?

>> No.17609853

>>17609365
best advice for today, thx

>> No.17609859

>>17609722
I'm a fucking IDIOT, are you happy?

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17609858

>>17609835
>t. Millenial

>> No.17609860

REEEEEE
JBLU PUTS HAVE HIGH IVVVVVV

>> No.17609866
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17609866

Crash it!

>> No.17609867

>>17609835
Why not have an impossible burger.

>> No.17609868

>>17609823
meanwhile boomer men are so fat they make more estrogen than androgen these days

>> No.17609870
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17609870

Recover you nigger!

>> No.17609871

>>17609852
Yes

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17609874

>>17609265

>> No.17609877

>>17609834
I hope you are selling anon....

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17609880

>>17609752
I WARNED YOU ALL

>> No.17609884

>>17609870
we'll hit 13 again bro

>> No.17609897

>>17609836
Hmm I don't follow.

>> No.17609898

NEW
>>17609894
>>17609894
>>17609894

NEW

>>17609894
>>17609894
>>17609894

>> No.17609903

>>17609877
Already did on a profit
All airlines pumping like this is too scary for me

>> No.17609905
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17609905

>>17609813
So their holdings are all dropping other than MSFT and AMZN.
I'm not too thrilled that they hold Intel but it's not a big chunk.
When the market recovers I expect it to pop back up.
I've been thinking of buying into DOW for my final grab.

I want to buy into capcom CCOEF but for some reason it keeps telling me I don't have the cash to do it. I guess my ameritrade account hasn't cleared the balances yet still lets me trade on what I say I've put in there from my other bank?

>> No.17609906

>>17609805
okay Peter

>> No.17609910

>>17609835
don't get mad lil' zoomzoom

>> No.17609911

NEW THREAD
>>17609893
>>17609893
>>17609893

>> No.17609926

WHO HERE ANY FUCKING AIRLINES.
TO THE MOON. ABSOLUTELY UNSTOPPABLE.

>> No.17609938

>>17609776
I think ill add it to my real estate portion of my divie-folio sometime.

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17609941

>>17609868
Keker, do you even lift? Go get yourself another impossible burger kid.

>> No.17609952

>>17609884
Question is, after we do, sell or hold?

>> No.17609999

>>17609284
How to buy oil?
Asking for a friend

>> No.17610023

>>17609420
> we nuke em
... and create a certain economic collapse
Japanese stock bubble burst wouldn't have been prevented if they had nukes

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17610041

>>17609941
corona is gonna have fun with you lot

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17610175

>>17609813
i bought JJ when they were 140.44 recently

why do you rank JNJ so highly?

>> No.17610181

>>17609405
Lmfao

>> No.17610187

INO to hit $15?

>> No.17610202

>>17610175
>i bought JNJ when they were 140.44 recently
fixed

>> No.17610223

>>17609434
An apology for what??fuck them insects they've caused a fucking disaster

>> No.17610262

>>17609501
Is a pajeet worse then a nigger?

>> No.17610794

>>17609667
I bought INO a few weeks ago since I saw they do vaccines, but sold it to hold SNSS.

>> No.17610837

>>17609365
I agree the Fed will pump again, but how? IDK if they will again buy treasuries so soon, due to their yield already being so low (liquidity trap). I almost think they might buy high-grade corporate bonds this time around, as it wouldn't affect treasury yields greatly, and it would serve the dual purpose of adding stability "growth" to the stock market. Thoughts? Surely one of you is smarter than me.

>> No.17610853

>>17609394
nice potential gain there. Ya, Robinhood fucking sucks. I use it too because I'm a cheapscate, but I fucking hate them. I always seem to get the worst "market price" with them when buying or selling.

>> No.17610910

>>17609635
>>17609652
When do you goys see the date of "peak fear" (and thus volatility) occurring?

>> No.17610931

>>17609718
I always wonder about trying to short these pharma companies.... but I think they might delay months or even years on finally admitting when their work has failed. Would be curious if anyone has successfully done this?