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:O edition

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>>17596852

>> No.17598090

+76% today

made a few mistakes but ended green. was at 89 in the morning. i was abusing MGM puts but i think its over now. dont see it dropping under $20.

>> No.17598092

for row in ocf_list:
if row['Symbol Check'] == row['Underlying Symbol']:
debit_vertical.append(row)

STRING INDICES MUST BE INTEGERS

>> No.17598104
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17598104

Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and I'm still so poor
Live alone in a trashy dorm
That makes me think of Jews

Stocks drop, such a cost,
Give me gains
that won't get lost
Like cash you can't exhaust
countering the flu.

OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU
I NEED SOMEONE TO PAY ME
THE WHOLE YEAR THROUGH
AH, ONE LOOK IN MY EYES
AND YOU CAN TELL THAT'S TRUE.

>> No.17598105
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>>17598075
Go team bear!

>> No.17598107

DO NOT SELL

WHERE IS YOUR RESOLVE?

>> No.17598116

‘‘Twas a good day!

Am finally making my money back this week after the initial sell offs and am almost back to where I started two weeks ago. Bond ETFs are up 7% for me and gold up 11% since I bought. I just wish silver would follow more closely.

>> No.17598123

it's easy not to sell when you are already up
https://m1.finance/B2KTAJ5KqTNP

>> No.17598128

>>17598075
God damn AMD keep pumping you stupid Chad stock!

>> No.17598131
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17598137
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17598137

>Healthy economy goes to the Fed, gets pumped with massive repos, doesn't feel good and changes - CRASHING. Many such cases!
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYD

>> No.17598139

>>17598092
row is a string

>> No.17598146

YOUTUBER SAID TO BUY TESLA!

BUY TESLA?

>> No.17598145

>>17598104
Unfortunately, Zoomers won't get this.

>> No.17598153

Kikebook removed a Trump ad. I wish I had some put contracts.

>> No.17598154

THERMOFISHER DIPPITY DOO

Anyone interested in old TMO?
They just bought at company that’s been shipping Coronavirus tests to Xi!

And you know, medical devices. A lot of boomers are going to survive and they’ll still need lots of healthcare.

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>>17598036
institutional yield chasing can easily start here, they already reversed most consumer staples 2 year long down trend when rates halted the first time

>> No.17598161

>>17598123
>Namefagging
You were tolerable before, this is too damn far.

>> No.17598165

I'm done with this market honestly.

This shit can calm down before I put another dollar in, I'm fucking done.

>> No.17598167

>>17598123
>5yrs
>55%

jesus investors are pathetic creatures, imagine not being a day trader

>> No.17598169
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>>17598104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc

>> No.17598173

>>17598104
Beautiful

>> No.17598177
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another one bites the dust

>> No.17598188

>>17598104
Saved lol

>> No.17598201

>>17598167
4 years since kl started in 2016
also 2.5% div

>> No.17598222
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>tfw the stock market is crashing and you get to hoover up them divvies

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH!!!

>> No.17598231

>>17598167
also it is 59% over 4 years lmao
seething

>> No.17598234

>>17598169
the combination of cat butthole fart and weed is an insanely disgusting smell.

>> No.17598235
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>>17598158
yes, yield is now quite a bit lower than even official inflation :P

>> No.17598236

>>17598165
You need to drop a Xanax and get into options, lad.

>> No.17598241

How do I profit off a pandemic?

>> No.17598252

SVXY BOYYYSSSS

I’m feeling the hurt. Is this the top of the second ear yet?

>> No.17598254

>>17598234
based smell imaginer

>> No.17598256

>>17598222
wait people actually hold through a crash just to collect pennies on the dollar?

Why wouldn't you just bet against the market and collect more divvies once the volatility is over?

>> No.17598259

>>17598222
so many trips foreshadowing a crash, someone put up a compilation for historical preservation.

>> No.17598262

>>17598123
>>17598167
kek holding a world index would have gotten more, pathetic

>> No.17598276
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Bonds are for faggots. Stocks are King.

>> No.17598283

>>17598236
I have lost 400 fucking dollars on options since this shit started crashing I give up. Every move I make is wrong. The Bogs will literally make the market do the opposite of what I need every time.

>> No.17598284

>>17598256
>why don’t you just time the market and bet against central banks?

>> No.17598286
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>>17598169
>case on the floor

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>>17598262
not true lmao

>> No.17598298

Well shit boys. Betting against the market just recovered everything I lost on Monday.

20% isn't high rolling but it feels good

>> No.17598301

>>17598169
>smoking
>weed
>7 cats
Fucking gross

>> No.17598302

>community spread deeply rooted in cali
>coworkers say "lol dont worry youre just gonna get it"
I hate this state and its people so goddamn much

>> No.17598306

>>17598276
I am up on the day, week and quarter.
QQQ is a good index shit div though

>> No.17598309

He will save you when your old and kicking back next to the holographic tv screen in your living room. He'll be there for you during the divorce from the soon to be ex-wife. Let His fat divvy start saving you today while your still in good shape and can uh keep your neighbor's 18 yr old daughter company. Don't think you can get an 18 yr old when your middle aged? Two words: College Expenses. College is expensive as fuck now, just wait 18 years from now, this will seem cheap as shit. All it takes is the proper motivation and bribery. Everyone wins.

>> No.17598310

>>17598283

I think he’s saying you need to be able to trade options dispassionately.

My problem is that I trade options how I want them to go, not how I think they’re going to go. I need to learn to detach myself from the situation and just follow my instinct. I’m an optimist at heart, and it’s fucking me over hard in these trying times.

>> No.17598313

>>17598256

I talking about buying up the cheap stocks during the downturn. I'm not holding anything. Let the hodlers die

>> No.17598315
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Friday will go down in history

>> No.17598319

>>17598284
There are rare situations where the central banks can't stop the fall and this was one of them. I didn't time the markets at all, I was VERY sloppy. But I would've lost money by holding onto divvies.

>> No.17598332

>>17598313
Fair enough. I'm just afraid that we aren't at the bottom yet.

>>17598310
you can always hedge your bets by betting on opposite outcomes

>> No.17598337

>>17598306
Stop namefagging, you fucking faggot.

>> No.17598343

>>17598302
CA needs to be nuked. I dont care if I die in the blast as long as this cesspool is wiped out

>> No.17598353

>Sold a bunch of shit
>bought tons of puts
>bought discount stocks
>sell the puts during the crash
>buy more discount stocks and calls
I WILL get my money back! FUCK THE FED!

>> No.17598356

>>17598332
You can't time the market. If you hold out too long trying to min/max you'll miss out.

>> No.17598361

>>17598319
Thanks non bank insider with zero experience working for banks.

>> No.17598362

Well the virus just landed in Tennessee. I'm in the state right above it. (northern part thank god). But still.. Fuck, people have already kinda started stock piling hand sanitizer and shit.

>> No.17598365

>>17598292
Now that's a scrumptious booty

>> No.17598371
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What a shitty market

>> No.17598374

>>17598292
ok shoeshine boy

>> No.17598379

>>17598332
>you can always hedge your bets by betting on opposite outcomes

You’re absolutely correct. Like I said, I trade based on what I want to happen, not what I think will realistically happen. I don’t hedge, and I don’t have backup plans. This market is the greatest teacher I could ask for.

>> No.17598386

>>17598283
Sounds like you need more Xanax.

>>17598310
>think he’s saying you need to be able to trade options dispassionately.
Precisely.

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>>17598252
its on the second ear, dont know if its the top of the second ear, I give it 45 days and its done

>> No.17598399

Am I fucking reading this right.... Futures down 800 points!! Fuck this shit I'm going out for scotch.

>> No.17598409

>>17598241
LAKE

>> No.17598417

>>17598395
Sexy Samara.

>> No.17598425

>>17598371
this desu. as fun as it is swing trading, its fucking risky and im scared to actually hold onto anything.

>> No.17598427

>>17598399
That’s from today.

>> No.17598430

>>17598374
>long term investor with a time horizon of 40 years
>been investing since 2013
Ya i am the shoe shine boy lmao

>> No.17598435

>>17598399
What is this gay shit. Futures down 800 but AMD is up afterhours.

>> No.17598438

Inalfa Roof Systems.

Look it up. This is the first company being honest about the impact of corona.
These guys produce (in China) hard and soft tops roof parts for major car manufacturers like Mercedes, Volkswagen, Ford, etc.

They just came out saying they expect 20 to 30% less production in the first half of 2020.

It's the early honest warning bros. The car companies themselves will be really late with releasing these terrible numbers.

Do with the information what you want.

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IT'S NOT FAIR
THEY'RE GOING TO PUMP IT TOMORROW

>> No.17598450

>>17598395
>hodl for 45 days
Probably just to break even... I’m not doing so good at this trading thing lately

>> No.17598458

>>17598449
Yes AMD moon mission tomorrow! Fuck this market.

>> No.17598470

SPCE $40 2021 baby

>> No.17598481

>>17598362
1 person! One fucking person! This is the dumbest bullshit fearmongering garbage ever. This is the worst fake ever worse than 911 or the 2008 recession. People that are paranoid about this shit are utter retards. There are even counties in California where no one is sick and they call state of emergency. Beam me up from this garbage. There’s no intelligent life here. It’s zombieland irl and everyone is a homer zombie.

>> No.17598498

>>17598310
>>17598379
more realistically, you need to specifically not "follow your instinct", and instead rely entirely on hard facts and data. one of the main reasons why indicators are so useful and successful (if actually properly understood and not just seen as "magic lines"), is because they quantify what price and volume are doing and make certain aspects of those movements more easily seeable, more obvious. you should consider checking out no nonsense forex's videos, learn exactly what you need to "trade dispassionately".

don't fucking trust your instincts, you'll lose everything that way guaranteed.

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>>17598371
>>17598425

JOIN US.
J O I N U S.

>> No.17598515

>>17598481
>what is exponential growth
>what are defective test kits
>what is test kit shortage
>Imagine being this dumb

It’s not the end of the world but it’s not a nothingburger either.

>> No.17598524

>>17598481
It all started with one person eating exotic jungle cat asshole. It doesn't take much. Especially in Tennessee where people are known to disregard hygiene and socially acceptable behaviors regarding health and sexual activity.

>> No.17598541

>>17598481
case in local area

means everyone in that area is now paranoid and economic slowdown begins

>> No.17598545

>>17598430
You're the new weedfag, you insufferable cunt.

>> No.17598549
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17598549

>>17598515
>>17598524
>>17598481
You know who is really to blame for this? CHINA

>> No.17598552

>10% ICU rate in norther italy
are people just ignoring this
the whole reason the CFR was so high in wuhan is they caught it too late and ran put of ICU beds

>> No.17598569
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>>17598417
Western name?? you have 7 days now
>>17598450
I remeber you say in the past you wish to buy 2018 type dip because it was so easy. But every dip feels scary and seems like the end. Will you sucumb to your fear this time? Lots of opportunities right now

>> No.17598578
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i probably should've sold everything here while the damage is minor......

>> No.17598584

>>17598498
Ironically I have found this works worse unless your instincts are shit.

>> No.17598599

>>17598425
If its going to close red, just buy strong stocks that will come back. A little bit each day.

>> No.17598603

>>17598481
>it starts with one...

>>17598569
Honestly I've been buying. Got some VIG, AMAT, and MSFT. Overpaid for some V but that's what happens. Waiting for BRKB to hit 200 again but maybe I should just pull the trigger.

PEP just got a downgrade and went ex-divvy, thought it would fall more than this. Still think it might.

I guess 2018 just felt much easier since I had never been active much in the past, and had a much higher % in cash.

>> No.17598604

a few months ago, I showed you guys a stock, you called me retarded, a shill, dumb money, etc. or just disregarded entirely

I'm now up 88% on my position with no ceiling in site, retards


.

>> No.17598609

>>17598578
>-1.9% all time
Are you new? I've been down 80% back up to over 100% and more recently back down to 20% all time. And that's only in the stonk market. Clearly you haven't been here long enough for crypto

>> No.17598616

>>17598524
That’s also bullshit. See, you don’t even know the real story. You think this came from bats? You also think hiv came from fucking monkeys, huh? See, the utter stupidity of morons. And you also believe the taliban did 911. Lmao. No wonder they pump out all these zombie movies. People really have no brain.

>> No.17598618

>>17598604
next time attach an ethot to get more attention

>> No.17598621
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>>17598569
It's not emotional this time. There's legitimate reason to believe the market will indeed crash soon, and not just because of people's emotional reactions to the corona virus. Pic related.

>> No.17598624

>>17598604
What is it

>> No.17598628

>>17598604
Care to show your "position"? No point in bragging about it without proof, amirite?

>> No.17598633

>>17598509
B-but my parents told me thats gambling!
>>17598604
K
Disregarding the 90% of autists shilling for penny stuff that crashes and burns

>> No.17598638

>>17598470
Got 4 contracts, still +30% wish I bought more.

>> No.17598648

1 year yield is below 0.5% what the fuck

>> No.17598649

>>17598584
okay, i guess you just have some super powers or something, but hey as long as you're making money, right? point is that learning how to "read a chart" and making plays based on what is objectively happening in the past and present is going to be far more profitable for the vast majority of people compared to some "i just... i just FEEL like this stock is gonna go up, bro!" bullshit.

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>>17598616

>> No.17598658
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>>17598633
Your parents are responsible for giving you all the suffering you are experiencing. If anything your parents have done nothing but made your life hell by giving you life so I such to ditch the white elephant givers that you call your parents and live by your own rules amigo.

>> No.17598661

>>17598362
whats up kentuckybro

>> No.17598666

>>17598633
it is gambling. it's just way, way less risky gambling than holding overnight, especially in the current crab market that no one can predict. stop losses don't trigger when you hold overnight, but they do trigger intraday.

>> No.17598668
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17598668

Any old boomers in here remeber this shit and see a repeat?

Will trump fire Powell and cause a repeat?or do the opposite and end the fed with a gold standard?

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>>17598609
that was at 4:30, now it's
-$1650.16 (-5.86%)

>> No.17598678

>>17598362
also ky

>> No.17598680
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>>17598628

>> No.17598685

>>17598649
My instincts are usually based on the things you listed. My last move was uvxy and that was based on everything being overpriced as fuck and we were overdue for a dip. Actually kind of normal for the markers to dip before summer after earnings but whatever. I guess my instincts are based on things likely to repeat.

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>>17598545
Also find it hilarious that I am telling people to risk off and allocate into bonds and precious metals and i am accused of being a "shoe shine boy"
fucking
kekkies

>> No.17598690

>>17598603
>>17598569
Also, SVXY isn't like buying Mastercard or coke or even SPY, so it's definitely less comfy.

>> No.17598691

>>17598621
Yes Im aware of the yield curve and so is every other small spec. What you dont consider is what market tops really look like, lots of squeezing and all time high retests very quickly

>> No.17598692

>>17598680
I never understood why people on here block out the amounts.

>> No.17598696

Everything is down, What should I buy????!!

>> No.17598697

>>17598680
Omfg are you weed bro again too embarrassed to show your amount again and now your trip? Why do fags do this?

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>>17598075
>I didnt go to the market today. Expected my portfolio to have dumped down.
>Went up or slightly down instead.
Didnt know how awesome jan 15 2021 calender leaps were. I can calmly watch all this mess with corona and volatlity and can relax knowing ill collect my payday later in the year when things calm down.

>> No.17598704

>>17598628
isn't it incredibly easy to fake that sort of thing? idk why some people on this board are so fixated on "dude bro show your position SHOW IT SHOW US SHOW US NOW!!!", but it would be so incredibly easy to fake.

im tempted to just take >>17598680's pic and fuck with the numbers in straight-up MS paint but i don't give a shit. but really, anyone could.

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>>17598692
Me either

>> No.17598709

>>17598680
>imagine being up 88% and still being a retard.

>> No.17598713

I think Bobos are about to win bigly, nothing is being shipped. The media is lying to us saying it’s fine, no need to panic buy. They are FUCKING LYING TO US! Literally no containers showing up at US ports, we are fucked

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

>> No.17598714

>>17598696
Minerva Neurosciences.

>> No.17598718

>>17598569
Can't wait to see her. Lemme fix your wounds babe

>> No.17598719

>>17598707
It's not like anyone cares until you brag about it. It just looks silly.

>> No.17598722

Who's buying Boeing tomorrow?

>> No.17598726

>>17598470
Would it be a good idea to buy a share a week?

>> No.17598728

>>17598690
then you shouldnt trade it, especially since you sleep through the market everyday. But theres only few thing certain in life: The Vix will go down

>> No.17598731

>>17598680
percentage doesn't mean shit, my return for SNAP is 110.76%. guess how much money i've made? 7 dollars kek

>> No.17598735

>>17598726
If you believe the company will do well in the long term, you can never go wrong with buying consistently over time and ignoring short term price movement.

>> No.17598736

>>17598704
Because it takes effort to fake for someone insecure enough to impress strangers on the internet to do it. Jesus, why bother hiding it in the first place?

>> No.17598740

>>17598735
Like LCI

>> No.17598741

>>17598672
>28 grand in stocks
>Let alone total net worth
>afraid to lose some money
Nigga i work at a fucking target and i drop 10% of my net worth on pokemon cards every month quit being a pussy

>> No.17598745

>>17598731
>>17598709
cope

>> No.17598749

>>17598668
>will trump end the fed with a gold standard?
is that a joke?

>>17598704
it's takes effort and time and a varying amount of skill. It's not proof, it's just evidence. And you have to consider that it may be counterfeit evidence.

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Why is he so based bros?

>> No.17598754

>>17598719
I know but it's whatever with these pretentious ass hats.

>> No.17598759

It's so glowniggers cant bog you obviously

>> No.17598764

>>17598759
It's because you're embarrassed at the amount you made. You shouldn't be, any gain is a good anon.

>> No.17598768

>>17598759
Because they need glowniggers to trade stocks instead of mega expensive trading algorithms...

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>>17598752
AAAAAAAA
I forgot!!!

I missed the whole market today, don't want to missd based booyah man coverage...

>> No.17598777

>>17598736
im not debating why, im just saying if someone wanted to, it would be fairly easy and quick to do with basic tools. and as such, especially on an anon board like this, it should make you suspicious of what "position" anyone posts.

if anything i'd counter the "effort" point by pointing to all of the tripfags currently infesting this place. why go through the effort to make a trip and a persona that you constantly push on people every day? clearly people care about even what anonymous strangers on the internet think of them, even if it is merely their own delusions of what those people think of them, their delusions of grandeur. so yeah, the effort is miniscule, and if someone wants to look like a big shot to /smg/? just think about it for 5 seconds, cmon man.

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>>17598722
I bought today. I figure you're always gonna need airplanes at least until Star Trek teleporters become real, and what are people gonna buy? Airbus? If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going.

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Tomorrow's just gonna be a complete bloodbath, huh?

>> No.17598787

>>17598776
what the fuck is this oscillator supposedly showing?

>> No.17598789
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>>17598302
>a state full of bugchasers, hollywood stars, spics, and basedcoders
>still living there
At this point, you don't want to leave. You don't get to complain.

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>>17598776
I'm really liking how level headed Cramer has been during all this absurdity.

>> No.17598794

>>17598784
no, tomorrow is pump ;_;

>> No.17598799

>>17598713
This looks bullish to me. This is going to force the US to kick it into high gear and start supplying the world.
Yep. We're at the bottom.
Thank you Trump!

>> No.17598814

>>17598777
Yeah but at the end of the day you are still looking at a pathetic and lonely cuck trying to impress strangers on the internet. Regardless why, it's sad to brag about anything if you aren't willing to put your money where your mouth is. Seriously at the end of day it's only a big deal because someone bragging made it in the first place.

>> No.17598824
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Is now the time to buy?

>> No.17598837

>>17598790
He called it before it happened, was selling into that parabolic run in january, was telling people to listen to Fauci. He can afford to say "oh now you're worried? about time, let's do some buying"

What's got me worried is Dalio ringing the alarm, I've got to read that piece tonight.

>>17598787
Starts at 5 mins in video at the bottom. Just one indicator but the track record is quite good.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/04/cramers-most-trusted-market-indicator-says-to-start-buying-stocks.html

Hate on Cramer all you like but he and his club have been killing it this year.

>> No.17598843

>>17598824
unironically yes

>> No.17598846

>>17598814
none of that matters, however true. cuck or not that cuck can still fake numbers, the point is if that is so easy to do, why be so focused on "POST YOUR POSITION FAGGOT!"? there is no way they can prove shit, not without doxxing themselves with financial accounts and shit to verify it which they obviously won't do. and even that, even if they did... it is so easy to just change the numbers before posting.

i've thought about fucking with you guys numerous times and doing this myself just to prove a point, but im too lazy. but now that i've posted this, i wouldn't be surprised if some other anon took up the mantle. just to prove a point.

>> No.17598867

My first free stock from WeBull is worth $1.86. I'm literally going to switch to another different broker because of this "bull"shit.

>> No.17598869

>>17598794
It's a pump for amd ;)

>> No.17598870

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-thoughts-coronavirus-ray-dalio/?articleId=6640623255357005825

Ray dalio

>> No.17598875
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As long as you bitches keep selling, imma keep posting this pic.

>> No.17598887

COSTCO DOWN AFTER A DOUBLE BEAT

who’s selling? Shit I wish I’d set some limit buys.

>> No.17598891

>>17598875
are you calling institutions niggers? because they are the only ones who actually move price, retail selling does fuck-all.

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>>17598846
Oh well then he can have the hollow glory of being a liar for a day. Still takes effort to be a good liar in a room full of liars, so let them stay dedicated to nothing. I'm sorry but if a person goes there then they can expect to deal with the territory that comes with it. Such is life

>> No.17598909

>>17598891
Yes

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KING COUNTY URGES EVERYONE TO STAY HOME FOR 3 WEEKS, CLOSING SCHOOLS
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8076427/Washington-county-31-coronavirus-patients-advises-residents-work-home.html

>> No.17598923

Wait what the fuck...
Cramer has SGMO in tonight?
Shit I’ve been avoiding that one, bet it’ll pump.

>> No.17598931

>>17598887
sold my call at the literal exact peak, made a nice $1k, i'm really happy

>> No.17598935

>>17598902
yeah but i mean, just look at tripfags, it's the same thing. they lie all the time. they lie to themselves the most, thinking they are in any way popular or wanted here. they still do it. being pathetic doesn't stop them and their shilling.

still the main point is, you shouldn't bother asking people to post their position as if it is some form of proof. because it isn't. that's what this whole discussion is about. asking for that is pointless, just accept that you will never truly know who is lying and who is telling the truth with regards to their trades.

>> No.17598955

>>17598875
>please buy my bags

>> No.17598962

Trump town hall is on Fox after the break. You aren't going to want to miss this. He's going to send futures to the fucking moon frens.

>> No.17598969

>>17598090
First case confirmed in Nevada, conferences being cancelled.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/conventions/coronavirus-closures-changes-for-las-vegas-conferences-sports-events-1972937/

>> No.17598971

>bought those AMD cheapies today in anticipation of analyst day
>now up over 6%

should i sell in the after hours?

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You don't own Biogen stocks right?

>> No.17598985

>>17598935
Yeah well that's your opinion man but it's my freedom to call people out on their bluffs and to block tripfags, shills, and liars. I don't get where you get off with this entitlement on how this is how life should be when reality is out of your control. I'm a realist in the end and I don't really give a shit in the end and it's not like this conversation is anything other than piss in an ocean of piss here.

>> No.17599008

>trump town hall locked behind a paywall

Fuck this.

>> No.17599018

>>17598971
I'm holding mine for the pump tomorrow.

>> No.17599023

>>17599008
>https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/fox-news-channel.html
the link is in the fucking thread you moron

>> No.17599024

>>17598985
we keep circling back to the original point of "why ask people to post their position like it means anything?", though. seems like your answer is basically "you're right and they can easily lie but im gonna ask anyways because fuck it yolo swag", so to each his own i guess.

>> No.17599028

>>17598728
True, I shouldn’t. But I do believe that the vix can’t sustain these levels.

If I believe in the US stock market than I should have some faith in svxy as well. But I believe buying good companies on the way down is the way to do it, and many of those can be lifelong holds.

SCHW is taking a major hit btw, just dipped below the band. Seems like an overreaction to me but it isn’t slowing down at all.

>> No.17599037

>>17598728
And I’m getting back into the world of the living, no more sleeping through market hours!

>> No.17599043

>>17599018
will it? feels like an obvious sell the news to me. shit jumped roughly $2.5/share after hours, that seems like the real pump that will probably lead to a sell off.

>> No.17599046

>>17599023

You're the first one to post this link.

>> No.17599063

>>17599024
Yeah because it amuses the hell out of me some random faggot out there is insecure enough to impress strangers on the internet. I guess I'm just sadistic ass hole but the thought of someone jumping through those hoops just to impress nobodies makes me giggle because that life sounds like hell already. I mean why do you care if people lie on here really?

>> No.17599069

Yesterday was my first Green day in at least a week, and today was more of the same red dick bleeding. Naturally, after I sold my hear shit thinking the storm has calmed a bit. Saw MAXR had taken a dip at 17 and figured it'd be a good play to try and recoup... aaaaaaand it just kept dropping.

What are some good swing plays anyone has any idea of? Really trying not to lose money but this has been a hard go lately

>> No.17599075

>>17599046
The Bloomberg link is posted in the OP, the other news networks can be found on that same site.

Plz don’t respond to that namefag until he realized the error of his ways and goes back to being anon plz.

>> No.17599085

>>17599043
Well either way I guess you got time to sell. If you are gambling with huge amounts then go ahead because it's volatile as fuck out there, I'm only putting 5k on it.

>> No.17599087

>>17599075

Anyway, google gave me something in a few seconds.

>> No.17599092

>>17599046
there is a bunch of links in the top of the thread. one of them has bloomberg news (which is great btw) as well as cnn msnbc and fox

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Can you feel him?

Watching.

Waiting.

>> No.17599105

is anyone buying VTIQ? seems like this is early in the run before a lot of hype and shilling has started.

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Hello all, has this been posted yet?
http://ir.sunesis.com/static-files/71833132-cc01-457e-8887-341e114f7c10

>On track for IND by end of 2020
Investigational New Drug is all I read
also a bunch of nerd shit I can't read cause I never went to college

>> No.17599109

>>17599092

Relax, okay? Relax. I got myself a link. Everyone's happy now.

>> No.17599117

>>17599028
damn, schw has taken just a dick pounding this year, what's the deal? good buy, and if so for how long?

>> No.17599126

>>17599063
Fair Enough, that's what i figured already. i care to the extent of making the thread a bit less clogged up with useless shitposting but besides that, i don't really give a shit. i guess it's my fault for thinking it was more about people legitimately thinking that posting your position was some sort of infallible truth and not posting it was proof that you were a cowardly lying bitch probably shilling some penny stock you're holding bags for, but you're right. makes far more sense that you know they're probably lying but you can fuck with them for your own entertainment, makes perfect sense really, i've done that on all sorts of 4chan boards for over a decade.

>> No.17599133

Will AMD still go down as the market continues to falter? I wanted to try to buy at 45 but after hours it looks like it's climbing up to 50

>> No.17599143

What's the move tomorrow?

Puts?
Calls?

>> No.17599155

>>17598971
>should i sell in the after hours?
Depends on what you'll buy with it.

>> No.17599159

>>17599108
>When we cure cancer before a virus

>> No.17599161

>>17599133
literally just day trade it, it's what i do. hell, DCA it if you're that worried, idk how much you can afford but if you could afford say 1000 shares max, just buy 100 shares at every whole dollar value, maybe sell half at 5% gains at some point and put in a trailing stop for the rest.

>> No.17599167

>>17599143
Pain.

>> No.17599170

>>17599143
It will probably crab all day and dump the last hour.

>> No.17599178

>>17599105
Definitely am now

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Fuck it, I've lost so much in the past weeks i'm dropping 1000 in SNSS at open tomorrow. Anon your shill worked.

>> No.17599181

>JPMORGAN CHIEF DIMON HAS HEART SURGERY
ITS HAPPENING

>> No.17599187

>>17599126
I think we all have but let's be real, the best advice to give people on here is not to take anyone's word on here. This is 4chan afterall and all boards and threads are filled with liars. Best stock trading advice I can give anyone is to keep a journal of their trades with the reasoning why listed to understand why if it turns out to be a mistake and to avoid trading emotionally. It's fucking hard to make it in this world but it's possible.

>> No.17599198

bought some puts today, this surely angered the crab gods who will now punish me by pumping tomorrow

>> No.17599225

>>17598931
I bought at $280 and I’m never fucking selling.

Costco and amazon are going to be the only retailers standing in 50 years, and they’ll have global reach. (99cent only, Grocery Outlet, and Walmart have a small chance but they’re dark horses)

>>17599181
Lmao

I bet he just upgraded to a new heart from some young chinese Olympian.

>>17599117
Yield curve inversion
And possibly people too freaked out to invest, pulling money out of the market.

>> No.17599234

>>17599198

My puts are out in APRIL. You didnt buy expiring tomorrow did you?

>> No.17599236

>>17599161
>if you're that worried, idk how much you can afford but if you could afford say 1000 shares max, just buy 100 shares at every whole dollar value, maybe sell half at 5% gains at some point and put in a trailing stop for the rest.

I was planning on buying and holding until it reached higher. Like maybe 70 or so. I think AMD has it in them to jump at least that high, if not more.
I was also hoping that the market downturn would allow me to continue to buy over the next few paychecks and bonuses sub $50 as much as possible and once things kicked back in, say maybe around the next holiday season, make bank.

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>>17599028
Theres a lot of shit below the band, thats why I say so many opportunities
I bought KRE and JACK power hour, Theres also Egypt, Boeing, All gas station stocks, fucking Usd/Swiss Franc... theres so much opportunity for making money on longs this month

>> No.17599242

Should I buy SIX puts? Shit is cratering faster than anything

>> No.17599244

>>17599234
20 Mar, i'm not crazy enough for march 6

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>>17599198
>aktavate ze snip

>> No.17599262

>>17599244
Good. Just wish I had bought on Tuesday instead of Monday, Id be up 100% instead of just 20%

>> No.17599265

>>17599234
Why can't I do this on IG?
Britbongs are getting cucked.
If your equity drops below a certain level on CFDs you get stopped out.
I assume if there is an expiry date this is not the case?

>> No.17599269

Trump is making me feel like everything's gonna be ok
Green tomorrow!

>> No.17599277

>>17599269
honestly, wouldn't doubt this effect

>> No.17599285

>>17598887
Down??
i have a bunch of puts in costco, am i profiting or losing tomorrow morning??
>>17598931

>> No.17599288

>>17599265
The fuck is IG and CFD??

>> No.17599291
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AMDCHADS WE KEEP RYZEN THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPP!!! Zen 3, Big Navi, more notebook and enterprise products this year!!!

>> No.17599306

>>17598867
Imagine being such a poorfag you think the difference between a free $2 stock or a free $7 means anything

>> No.17599308

>>17599269
me too checks futures... Dow's up a hundred.

>> No.17599311

Was hoping for a bernie pirmary win just to ride the dump but it's looking increasingly remote. The dem vote is so split now they have no chance in the election.

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>>17599291
>dump eet
>juz fuhking dump eet all

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I wonder if this will be the weekend that people start to flee the cities, especially since NYC is about to be locked down. This weekend feels very bearish to me.

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>>17599102
Just give me the word

>> No.17599331

>>17599311
Their best chance of beating trump was to put bloomberg up there on the Trump Lite ticket with a moderate woman like Klobuchar as his VP and fucking just steal the senate, now Trump's going to retake the senate and 2021 is going to make 2017 look like 2009.

>> No.17599359

Is it too late for airline puts?

>> No.17599368

>>17599331
I assume you mean retake the House since GOP currently controls the Senate

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>>17599241
Chcheck it out it’s below the band
;_;

Every time I think “surely it can’t go any lower than this, I’ll sell on the oversold bounce” it just keeps fucking tanking.

When is someone going to buy this bullshit out or are they just gonna declare bankruptcy... seriously considering putting it into gassy cvx or something

>> No.17599378

>>17599265
i thought you could do options on IG? i'm too poor to make an account on there l o l

>> No.17599385

https://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/article240919881.html
RIP me

>> No.17599386

>>17599288
Interactive Grokers

>> No.17599389

>>17599288
ig.com- trading website.
CFDs - puts and calls

>> No.17599396

>>17599285
Bro why why why did you do that? It’s just profit taking, it’s not gonna stay down. But what do I know.

Did you think they were going to miss earning?

>> No.17599402

>>17599378
Yep but I want to get involved in these chad dated options. Bang in a bunch of puts for July and come out of the other side rich as fuck.

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>>17599331
I love how Democrats have painted Trump as either this evil genius or evil retard who keeps getting away with it because they keep fucking up.

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Whew glad he's still okay https://www.wsj.com/articles/jpmorgan-ceo-james-dimon-recovering-after-emergency-heart-surgery-11583452478

>> No.17599420

>>17599368
i meant retain the senate but yeah you get the idea.

>> No.17599424

The Federal reserve hasn't shot all its ammo yet. I think there will be one good pump before recession.

>> No.17599427

>>17599374
unlike Viacom, CVX and BA ect are actually on the Dow30 and the strat works. I just reviewed viacom and it failed the strat multiple times in the past decade. Also no offense to you but I hate that company for personal reason and am glad they tanked

>> No.17599431

>>17599386
Indian Gayboys
Might as well be as I'm getting fucked by the company

>> No.17599437

>>17599427
>>17599374
So is Viacom kill?

>> No.17599442

>>17599424
Recession is coming no matter what. This market is sick af, and not in a good way

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>>17599317
I want SPY to bomb down to 230. Do your jobs, bogs and bobos.

>> No.17599446
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>he "bought the dip"

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>>17599291

About time AMD started earning me gains.

>> No.17599468

>>17599402
you can? click options and it lets you choose daily/weekly/monthly. doesnt look to have many instruments for it tho

>> No.17599469
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>he didnt buy the dip

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should i just buy 500 shares of SPY and be done with investing?

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>>17599458
>started
Should have become an AMDChad when I did. You'd be making money for years.

>> No.17599497

>>17599458
God fucking damnit....I'm just dumping in what I can at opening tomorrow.

>> No.17599498

>>17599478
vtiq and wait for the nkla ticker swap everyone will associate with tesla

>> No.17599499

>>17599236
really not a great time to hold overnight right now, sorry. even more so than other times. last time i tried it was with AMD actually, i bought on the nCoV panic dip at $48 after earnings and rode that up to over $59 i believe, before the shit really hit the fan and we had a literally historic market crash. i was up over 20%, i thought i was safe to hold the entire year because AMD is a great company, but nope. had to get out at $49, and luckily i did because it dropped much lower, despite all the breathing room i gave it, it didn't matter. shit happens. i honestly just didn't think it could drop that much, but here we are.

but yeah just generally speaking, DCA'ing into a good company is a good idea, and then just learn risk management after that, which is mostly about scaling out at some point and knowing when to get out before it drops, some form of exit indicator (whether a literal technical indicator, or at least some kind of "condition").

>> No.17599502

>>17599468
yeh the options are fucking shit.
I want to buy some comfy puts, forget about the price for a few months and collect my prize.

>> No.17599513

>>17599498
stop memeing me

>> No.17599514

>>17599437
>>17599427
No offense taken. I have fond memories of the angry beavers and rugrats but Cartoon Network took over and I never watched nick again, And now I don’t even watch adult swim anymore. Plus They lost Jon Stewart and Chappelle.

Shit I don’t even watch South Park anymore, but that China episode where they kill Winnie the Pooh was pretty good.

I only bought it because it was cheap. And now I see what a mistake that was. Anytime I hear any stock being recommended on the basis of “value” now I know to run.

Maybe I’ll buy cvx tomorrow. Kind of hope it’s another selloff day so I can DCA down but I doubt it.

Sorry for the essay. Why do you hate them?

>>17599385
Kekkies I remember back in my day when SLO has epidemics in std.

>>17599404
It’s really just reverse Obama
I love being American but sometimes we’re so retarded.

>> No.17599515
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>>17599488

I just started trading two weeks ago.

Thought on Nvidia for long?

Excelsior!

>> No.17599520

>>17598075
What are anons daytrading atm? made some money off asx200 but its a little volatile atm

>> No.17599524

>>17599498
genius

>> No.17599537

>>17599499

I was burned by AMD too. Bought first when it was around 46-48, bought more at 54. I owned about 120 shares and bought $65 calls on February 20th. Calls ended up fucked and only a stop loss saved me from my shares.

I don't think they're going to fare well in the near to medium term amid manufacturing issues. I also think this panic is giving its competitors a lot of time to strategize against it.

>> No.17599545
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>>17599520
A cheeky little, extremely volatile shitcoin penny stock known as SPY.

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>>17599515
I bought Nvidia on the big boomer dip last week. It's got a bright future just like AMD and they can both coexist while being successful. I'm super bullish on semi's in general, it's a large portion of my portfolio.

>> No.17599589

>>17599502
>I want to buy some comfy puts
you can do that...

>> No.17599603

>>17599514
>Why do you hate them?
Im not going into detail because its lame but they bought out companies I loved as a child and destroyed them for profit

and yes, value stocks are all shit and are memes. You want to buy value stocks when reputable people are turning them around like Icahn or Starboard

>> No.17599609

>>17599515
What in your portfolio? We started at the same time but I have about a 10% gain, mostly from AMD and a barely profitable SPY put.

>> No.17599610
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Yes yes yes. Follow the bouncing ball. Tomorrow is the day to buy. Today was the down day, but as per standard procedure tomorrow you can be 100% sure of 4%+ across the indexes.

>> No.17599614

>>17599603
Fuck. I just remembered they did that to metalocalypse too.

>> No.17599635

Trump just said he's saving this country. This town hall just made me pop a 10 foot boner with an American flag waving on the end of it. Green day for sure.

>> No.17599640

>>17599610
>could easily pump 5%+ or dump 5%+ in one day
wow its like im really trading shitcoins

>> No.17599655

>>17599537
but they're great in the long term and like i said, they are a perfect day trading stock. you could straight-up make a living daytrading ONLY AMD, it's a very popular and well-respected growth stock which is affordable and always in play. the daily volume is insane, every fucking day it has the volume to trend on a regular basis. look at a tick chart of AMD some time, like a 512 tick chart, look at how many candles are printed every day. then look at some meme penny stock and compare.

>> No.17599658

>>17599640
2020 is the year of the clown

>> No.17599667

>>17599635
Trump will at least save the market, that's for sure. his re-election depends on it. he WILL find a way. live by the markets, die by the markets.

>> No.17599669

Maybe green Friday and Monday since it’s been awhile, AMD and COST will pump markets some calming news like China beats Coronavirus on Monday. Still a deep red week when Disney closes its parks and then SPY closes 280

>> No.17599676
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Good news betters coming in on oil this afternoon. Back up to 46.30 and climbing since closing bell. OPEC has already made their position official. Now they need to Russia to give just a smidge tomorrow morning and we're good to go for return to $50.

>> No.17599683

>>17599655

When it dropped to around 57 and a creeping sense of market panic started emerging I considered buying puts at $45. Then I thought, "Nah, there's no fucking way it goes that low." Would've done pretty well for myself if I took that shot.

As it stands, I can't really foresee its day-to-day swings. A lot of indicators pointed to it being overvalued before the crash, and it's subject to the same stochastic behavior as any other meme stock, true value aside. I would probably guess wrong more than 50% of the time.

>> No.17599709

>>17599609

https://youtu.be/DdSfTsTSjwA>>17599609

>> No.17599717

I will pray for Jamie Dimon tonight.

>> No.17599726

How do I make money on stonks right now?

>> No.17599742

>>17599726
Buy and don't sell.

>> No.17599751

>>17599683
>overvalued

that's a meme. what you want to focus on are moving averages and some sort of indicator that indicates how much volume is weighing behind the green bars (buying pressure) and red bars (selling pressure). ultimately that's all you really need. there are people who trade entirely based on the VWAP and nothing else, for example. there are a lot of different MA's out there that you can play around with though, not like there is just 1 or 2, so do your own research and testing. but ultimately the goal is to determine the long, medium, and short-term trends and to be able to identify when the market is trending or ranging. not gonna spoonfeed you, just going to tell you that it's possible to do if you educate yourself.

>> No.17599758

>>17599726
Sell and don't buy.

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>>17598971
Based Mommy Su stated that Q1 guidance is NOT going to be changed due to still being in range (although probably in the lower range isntead of upper range).

Suppy chains aren't really disrupted, and while demand from China has softened up due to the virus, stronger than expected demand from infrastructure compensates for that.

Unless the market completely shits the bed tomorrow, dragging AMD with it, we can expect a moon mission the giant drop lately was from the Corona panic and its potential fallout.

>> No.17599784

>>17599545
>Trading shitcoins like DIA or SPY that could drop any second
Enjoy your no gains. I stay with more predictable things like SiegHeilCoin or OniiChanPantsuBux

>> No.17599798

Futures are fucked to hell again. I think tomorrow's going to make last Thursday look like fender bender.

>> No.17599803

Asian markets looking pretty bad

>> No.17599815

>>17599179
I did the same thing. I thought the fact that only 800k shares existed was kind of cool.

>> No.17599825

>>17599798
>>17599803
Should i sell everything and put it all in sqqq? I'm young and impressionable I'll fuckin do whatever you guys tell me to

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>>17599488
Remember when AMDchads were made fun of for buying AMD when it was 8 bucks two years ago? I remember because I fell for the FUD.

>> No.17599835

>>17599825
That's retarded, but you should do it anyway for the lulz

>> No.17599869

Once this bottoms out and settles down I'm thinking about O&G LEAPs on big names like XOM and CVX. Feels like the big banks fell for the ESG meme and dumped companies that will generate revenue for at least 20 more years on top of everything else.

>> No.17599873

>>17599825
you should have done that before close

>> No.17599886

>>17599658
I'd say it's the year of old men yelling

>> No.17599903

>>17599825
i'll tell you what you should do, but you have to suck my dick first. interested?

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>>17599762

I need to dump this Apple stock when it's pumped tomorrow and buy AMD.

Excelsior!

>> No.17599921

>>17599886

Electronic old men?

>> No.17599922

>>17599726
Don't buy or sell. Cash is king.

>> No.17599932

>>17599709
I don't know what to buy anon, I've been doing research but with everything going up and down i'm basically being spooked. Only bought AMD because I trust in them and nvidia has been fucking up recently.

>> No.17599934

>>17599921
>Electronic old men
Don't acknowledge the tripfags or act like you were old enough to play Deus Ex when it came out.

>> No.17599936

Hmm, H.C Wainright gives ONTX a price target of over $7 per share. I don't plan to stick around long enough to find out if it comes true though. Still be sweet to see it, my 12260 shares x 7, glorious fat green bag the result. All depends on the P3 data I guess. Data that blows all the assumed expectations outta the water, well 7 is very doable. Data that merely meets the expected goals maybe 4 is more likely. If the data fails to meet the goals, well..

>> No.17599954

>>17599717
Don’t I partied with him once and he’s kind of a douche

>> No.17599973

>>17599936
Have to admit, you got balls. If it ever makes it to even 2 bucks I'm out and waiting for the next great meme

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>>17599934

I'm 34, senpai.

And winter is coming.

>> No.17599989

>>17599906
It's still soft to general market sentiment - if everything else shits the bed, all of those afterhours gains might be lost and then some.Be aware of that.

However, if you long AMD, there isn't too much to worry about. I've added another 1900€ to my position today before the Financial Analyst Day started.

>> No.17599990
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It's over

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>>17599936
Hey so what's this mean?

>> No.17599999
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17599999

By allah we are green tomorrow!

>> No.17600004

Should I go all in with SNSS, INO, or SPCE? I feel like INO is about to take off soon while I could hold off on buying SNSS and SPCE for now

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>>17599983
>Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

>> No.17600008

>>17599999
witnessed

>> No.17600009
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>> No.17600011

>>17599990
Holy shit that 10y

>> No.17600015

>>17599983
is that a Fibonacci reference???

>> No.17600018

>>17599999
the prophecy was true

>> No.17600022

>>17599999
Checked but unfortunately will not happen.

>> No.17600028

>>17599999
Kill youreslev

>> No.17600034

>>17600004
Data for SNSS is coming next week most likely. I don't know how soon INO's catalyst is but just so you're aware.

>> No.17600039

>>17600015

Yes.

>> No.17600041
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17600041

Why would you ever think ONTX will go up? It's done nothing but down.

>> No.17600043

>>17599999
Nice digits monseigneur

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>>17599999
Digits!

>> No.17600088

>>17599458
>>17599488
>>17599497
I really hope you guys sell tomorrow, its our last chance. Then you can get back in at $30.

>> No.17600093

>>17600041

Just like you mother.

>> No.17600108

Futures are already down lmao

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>>17599999
Sorry bro but.......

>> No.17600122

>>17599990
That's madness

>> No.17600140

>>17600034
Any chance that the data isn't good?

>> No.17600159
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>>17600118

>> No.17600170
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>>17600118
Where the FUCK is the floor seriously

>> No.17600182
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17600182

Where you at bulls?

>> No.17600185

>>17600170
what the FFFUCCCKK does this bitch ass number even mean

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>>17600118
OH NO NO NO NO BULLCHADS
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?????????????????????????????????????
>>17600140
About a 95% chance.

>> No.17600202

Every indicator says to sell, from money to crypto

>> No.17600204

>>17600140
A chance exists but it isn't likely when they got 40% tumor reduction at 300mg data.

>> No.17600205

>>17600185
Go back to l3ddit

>> No.17600208

>>17600182
did he die?

>> No.17600210

>>17600204
When does the data come out?

>> No.17600212

>>17600000

>> No.17600215

>>17599999
Inshallah brother

>> No.17600217

>>17600118
So the institutions moving thier money out of T notes.. where are they parking it now?

>> No.17600223

>>17600217
gold

>> No.17600227

>>17600208
Nah he was fine. Lucky SOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij3wbx67zwY

>> No.17600231
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>>17600185
>Anon, I
Dude theirs literally a label on the picture? Do you not know how to read?

Also how much LINK do you own?
>for research purposes...

>> No.17600246

>>17600212
Jesus fuck, I can't wait until Link just smashes down and people won't have time to pull out their money and will end up with less money they started with years ago because they're too stupid to set stop losses or profit targets. I'm gonna spam /biz/ for days when that happens, just continuously laughing at everyone

>> No.17600260
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17600260

>Jesus fuck, I can't wait until Link just smashes down and people won't have time to pull out their money and will end up with less money they started with years ago because they're too stupid to set stop losses or profit targets. I'm gonna spam /biz/ for days when that happens, just continuously laughing at everyone

>> No.17600266

will the meme numbers break 3000 for a gap down at open tomorrow

>> No.17600267

This market sucks and cheapies are everywhere to behold. Makes you sick don't it? All those cheap stocks, no fat green baggie stuffed with 100's to just go on a buying spree. But fret not, just load up on your favorite total market fund and get it all in one shot with whatever green you've got stuffed in your sock. Just $55 is all it takes to get you started with SWTSX. The total stock market for only $55 bucks. And it even pays out a Divvy to boot. Once a year but hey its better than no Divvy at all, right?

>> No.17600270
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This is fine

>> No.17600273

>>17600227
lmao stupid indian

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>>17600246
>he didn't buy in sub 30 cents
I could lose it all and I wouldn't give a single shit, kek. You unironically had two years.

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>>17600118
ITS ONE BILLION PERCENT HAPPENING!!!!!
IF YOU DONT WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE SELL TOMORROW!!!

>> No.17600282

>>17600034
You've been shilling this since November. We all know this is a bust

>> No.17600290

>>17600217
Lol that means bonds are rising retard

>> No.17600294

>>17600223
PMs huh

>> No.17600306

oh no the futures are red again....

>> No.17600309

Futures flipping, don't believe the dubs

>> No.17600323

>>17600290
Go on ...

>> No.17600324

>>17600309
believe the dubs

>> No.17600325

Can tomorrow be the last green day ever?

>> No.17600336

>>17600277
I don't think I have seen a single proof of anyone on /biz/ that bought at a few cents and is still holding it

>> No.17600350
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Yields never lie,but women do.

I'm a bear rn but goddamn this is depressing

>> No.17600353

>>17600350
Is America kill?

>> No.17600371

>>17599999
Great post!
Reminder that Big Chick-fil-A TRIED to take out Reviewbrah but he will NOT be silenced!!


>>17600350
>>17600118
>>17600159
>>17600170
I'm uhhhh I'm gonna go like REAL long tomorrow, try and stop me.

>>17600182
What the hell was his plan here, exactly?

>> No.17600375

>>17599999
Inchallah

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>>17600371
Rest In Peace Anon.

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This isn't funny anymore. I want off this ride.

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>didn't sell last week

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>>17598075
>Fedmoney market pump only lasted two days

They only have five 25 basis point cuts left until they're at ZIRP. If they cut once every four days, that still only lasts them till end of March.
The bear is coming one way or another. Fedmoney was the only thing keeping this bubble inflated and now it's gone. Liquidate what you can and prepare to buy the dip or go bearish.
This may very well be the big one anons, buy gold and get short because this shit's going to blow. I'll see you all on the other side.

>> No.17600397

literally all cash.

what do?

>> No.17600401

>>17600353
They thought that printing more money would save the market lmao

>> No.17600406

>>17600280
and do what? buy bonds? with those tiny yields? fuck that buy gme

>> No.17600413

One of the best things about a crash day is the very high chance of a Peter Schiff podcast. Like him or not, he’s pretty entertaining.

>> No.17600414
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How much longer can China manipulate? This look Soo exausted.

>> No.17600422

>>17600397
Buy gold and silver, maybe some short or volatility indexes, but wait. This shit's going to dip so hard it will make 2008 look like a fucking middle school project.
I'm not buying anything that's higher than it was 1Y ago, thinking about broadening that out to 3Y.

>> No.17600426

>>17600401
>Weimar Germany
>With THESE Demographics
>With the % on welfare we have
OH FUC--

>> No.17600435

>>17600231
so i guess 0.876% is the return on the 10 year treasury piece of shit?

>> No.17600436

>>17598824
I was monitoring at $4 and didn't pull the trigger. Fuck my life.

>> No.17600443

>>17600397
water, food & weapons

>> No.17600446

>>17600440
>>17600440
>>17600440
>>17600440
BREAD
>>17600440
>>17600440
>>17600440
>>17600440
BAKED
>>17600440
>>17600440
>>17600440
>>17600440
FRESH

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>>17600435
Yes fren! I have faith in you now.

>> No.17600450
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10 year teetering on a waterfalls edge. Holy fuck I though it would take 6 months but looks like 6 hours.

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you don't understand fear yet, you will

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nigger what

>> No.17600474

These bond yields are legitimately spooky.

>> No.17600476

>>17600406
No, you go in cash, shorts, or inverse etfs for a week then buy back in the good stuff for cheap.
Also I'm ready for the GME short squeeze!

>> No.17600487

>>17599514
Nah Obama was another Bush and we voted against Jeb.

>> No.17600501

>>17600476
i trimmed my GME exposure to get more dip, but it kept dipping.

>> No.17600536
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Alright Bobo. I'm leaving you in charge of keeping the futures green tonight. What ever you do, don't sell anything.

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>>17600448
>>17600450
BRO JUST HOLD THE BOND FOR 100 YEARS LMAO

>> No.17600638

just gettin cozy, watching the US economy fall into oblivion after hours in the bond market

what you drinking /smg/?

>> No.17600646

>>17599999
checked, to the moon!

>> No.17600716

>>17599520
just set up a trade without looking at what the leverage was automatically set to. It was about 100x. I just lost 30% of my capital in 1 minute. I fucking hate this bullshit

>> No.17600768

>>17600210
Supposed to be by April 1