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[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17596852]

Despair edition

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Previously on /smg/:
>>17595168

[Anonymous No.17596870]

HELP ME

[Anonymous No.17596872]

FIRST FOR AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17596874]

FIRST FOR FUCK THE FED

[Anonymous No.17596876]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

3st

[Anonymous No.17596879]

unironically pulled the trigger on stocks today
fed will never let stock prices crash, ever.

[Anonymous No.17596880]

deutsche bank insolvent by eom

[Anonymous No.17596883]

DAILY REMINDER TO WATCH THE 10Y.

IT COULD SAVE YOUR ASS.

[Anonymous No.17596884]

First!
Bear tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17596887]

>54% of covid-19 cases never show any symptoms
BEARS UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, ITS NOT EVEN A FLU ITS A COLD

[Anonymous No.17596889]

[Anonymous No.17596891]

>-1111.69
Nice

Press D to dab on the boomers

[Anonymous No.17596894]

>buy puts at the bottom
>sell when they are nearly worthless
>repeat

[Anonymous No.17596901]

DESCEND INTO MADNESS

[Anonymous No.17596904]

>>17596887
except it stays in you for life like aids

[Anonymous No.17596906]

>>17596870
Get a hold of yourself man, this is literally a repeat of last week. The volume of these swings is slowly decreasing.

[Anonymous No.17596909]

>>17596891
D

[Anonymous No.17596913]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

[Anonymous No.17596916]

>>17596887
Doesn't matter. Normies are stupid reactionaries. This is an emotional market

[Anonymous No.17596918]

I'll be back again tomorrow lads, before the bell with End of Day price on S and P. We open tomorrow flat.


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[Anonymous No.17596921]

>he thought he could time the market

[Anonymous No.17596922]

Savanon...Pendy...

[Anonymous No.17596925]

>>17596883
elaborate

[Anonymous No.17596929]

>>17596887
that's a bad thing you fucking mongoloid. that means more people will go to work not even knowing they have the virus.

[Anonymous No.17596930]

>>17596904
All viruses stay with you, that's why they are viruses.

[Anonymous No.17596931]

WHAT SHOULD I BUY
WHEN SHOULD I BUY
WHAT SHOULD I BUY
WHEN SHOULD I BUY
WHAT SHOULD I BUY
WHEN SHOULD I BUY

[Anonymous No.17596935]

END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED
END THE FED

>END THE FED

[Anonymous No.17596938]

>>17596852
tripfags are annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.17596940]

>>17596904
More like TB.

[Anonymous No.17596943]

>>17596904
>relying on pajeet science
That was debunked by dozens of virologists

[Anonymous No.17596948]

>>17596883
I warned you about the 10-year. It keeps happening.

[Anonymous No.17596951]

>>17596922
Just buy more, it can't possibly go any lower.

[Anonymous No.17596955]

Did I just read that right?
is Ratsu betting on fucking rocks?
is that an imposter?

[Anonymous No.17596956]

>deutsche bank crashing hard
>chinese buying german stocks
rip

[Anonymous No.17596959]

>tfw you don't understand economics enough to fully grasp what's going on here but the images and reactions are funny
haha yes
yeeees

[Anonymous No.17596960]

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.17596961]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE SOMEONE CALL THE ORANGE!!

[Anonymous No.17596963]

FED IS TRYING TO PUMP AGAIN JUST GIVE UP LMAO

[Anonymous No.17596966]

>>17596931

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS, I SERIOUSLY PUT TOO MUCH ON THE LINE ALREADY AND I AM FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17596969]

le pump has arrived

[Anonymous No.17596972]

>>17596929
>completely ineffective on 54% of people
>lower mortality than common flu on the remainder
Nothingburger confirmed.

[Anonymous No.17596973]

>he thought he could time the market

[Anonymous No.17596977]

The Fed literally loans “money” (Federal Reserve Notes) into existence. Federal Reserve Notes are paper promises backed by nothing of intrinsic value and they are only functioning as money because the government forces them on the public through legal tender laws. Federal Reserve Notes are referred to as dollars but are not. The definition of a dollar is a weight of silver (371 grains). To put it simply, the Fed is a group of banks running a national counterfeiting operation with the protection of the government.


You’re being systematically robbed and enslaved. The Fed’s counterfeiting causes the price of goods and services to rise which requires you to work harder in order to purchase them. Even with all the technological advances over the last century, you have to work just as hard or even harder to survive. The Fed is siphoning off the productivity that should have come from those technological advances. The reality is that you are working overtime solely for the benefit of some bankers who the government gave the power to conjure money out of nothing. In addition, the Fed’s counterfeiting finances the tools of the government’s oppression over you: the militarization of the police, the surveillance apparatus, and the endless wars.

If you cherish truth, freedom, justice, and want to leave behind a better world for your loved ones then you must…END THE FED! A free market, where each individual has the freedom to choose what form of money to use rather than one being forced on them, must be allowed to function in its place.

[Anonymous No.17596984]

>>17596959
dont worry bro that's 95% of the people here

[Anonymous No.17596988]

>>17596963
it's hilarious they follow the exact same pattern too
they're desperate to not close below 26k again

[Anonymous No.17596990]

>>17596972

[Anonymous No.17596992]

These 1000 point swings daily on stocks is just the market makers churning the volatility and making a mint on options. There is no fundamental reason for these wild up and down daily moves.

[Anonymous No.17596994]

Crypto is mooning, convince me not to sell all of my stocks are move into it

[Anonymous No.17596999]

>>17596959
Basically how I felt during the 2016 election.

[Anonymous No.17597001]

>>17596994
lol that's where poop comes out of!!!1

[Anonymous No.17597002]

>>17596977

Redpilled

[Anonymous No.17597003]

>>17596972
Burger education

[Anonymous No.17597004]

>>17596994
Do it sell low buy high, cross-product version.

[Anonymous No.17597006]

>>17596988
fuck feds this better close -1k

[Anonymous No.17597009]

you should have listened to me 2 days ago but you fucking assholes deleted my post to shill so more LINK bs.

I told you to buy inovio, but you fuckers didn't listen. I tripled my money. They're gonna give 3.8 billion to fight Corona and INO is the lead. it's stock is massively shorted so a lot of shorts covering in panic.

[Anonymous No.17597012]

>>17597004
>buy high
But what if it goes even higher?

[Anonymous No.17597018]

>>17596992
the market is blind
there is no certainty about anything
what else is it supposed to do other than writhe

[Anonymous No.17597020]

MELT DOWN

[Anonymous No.17597022]

ITS CLOSING BELOW 26000

[Anonymous No.17597023]

>>17596951
>it can't possibly go any lower.

[Anonymous No.17597025]

>>17596977
Ron Paul 2020 where the gold at

[Anonymous No.17597026]

>those instant 30 point swings
what the fug
the fed totally isn't in this market guys

[Anonymous No.17597030]

lmao i wish i shorted cheesecake factory

[Anonymous No.17597031]

>>17597001
Based.

[Anonymous No.17597032]

>>17596992
Algos going haywire.

[Anonymous No.17597035]

>>17596994
Convince me my time is worth convincing you anything.

[Anonymous No.17597037]

BUY THE PUMP AND SELL THE DIP

[Anonymous No.17597038]

I hope you used the chance FED gave you to drop off your bags.

[Anonymous No.17597040]

GIVE ME THESE BIG RED DILDOS

[Anonymous No.17597043]

ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17597046]

holy shit first time that the eod pump doesn't work?

[Anonymous No.17597048]

>>17596994
because its unpredictable

[Anonymous No.17597050]

SHORT THE DIP AND SELL THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.17597051]

>>17597018
but there is certainty... stocks only go up. MMs are literally just playing on fear and making bank in the process. yesterdays bulltrap becomes todays beartrap

[Anonymous No.17597056]

fed REALLY wants to end over 26000

[Anonymous No.17597057]

CMON BREAK 3000 BEFORE CLOSE

[Anonymous No.17597059]

They don't wanna let it go

[Anonymous No.17597066]

FUCKING KEEPING IT ABOVE 3000 EXACTLY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17597068]

LETS GO BOYS

[Anonymous No.17597074]

>>17597035
this

[Anonymous No.17597076]

>>17596977
That's okay, the Fed won't end. Variable rate interest will when they kill LIBOR off in 2021. Likely after this, they'll keep the stock market afloat by buying ETFs just like the BOJ did. Then we'll just crab until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.17597078]

PPT primary pumps through futures buys, fucks with the Algos and gets them to buy. It's why The Pump happens after 3pm (Real Algo Hours)

The Pump doesn't work on red days (even tho they've been still been doing it, see today, Tues) I hypotheses the better Algos don't get tricked on the red days and shit down the throats of the dumber Algos

If tomorrow is green, but at 3 sell at close, free money

[Anonymous No.17597080]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.17597082]

>>17597009
>Not MRNA
They ALREADY have a vaccine going out. They basically came out and said that they PLAN to have one ready in April, but they're already behind. Behind the scenes there's HUGE options interest for MRNA at 38 in a month. All you need to do is look at 2014 for examples of what happens to these companies that unreasonably pump in response to some disease. I'd much rather make the safe 30-40% then gamble on a double with a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.17597083]

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY....

[Anonymous No.17597085]

>>17597068
I just bought

[Anonymous No.17597089]

>>17597046
It didn't work so well two days ago too.

>>17597030
I feel like an idiot for not realizing what would happen to tourism

>>17597032
Algo btfo when? They have reigned long enough

[Anonymous No.17597090]

>>17597035
More butts

[Anonymous No.17597094]

Money has nowhere to go except stocks. It will still go up.

[Anonymous No.17597100]

>>17597085
based
it'll probably open +300 or something tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17597103]

Go go go!

[Anonymous No.17597104]

>>17597094
It can go under my mattress

[Anonymous No.17597107]

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING LAST 30 SECONDS PUMP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17597108]

Since we are having such huge swings up and down, can't I just buy and wait for the upswing the next day?

Or does that violate some stupid trading rule of waiting for funds to settle?

[Anonymous No.17597109]

>>17596883
Recession?

[Anonymous No.17597110]

>he thought he could time the market

[Anonymous No.17597112]

DING DING DING DING DING!

[Anonymous No.17597113]

Growth will crab due to population deflationary forces, aka secular stagnation. Markets are going to start pricing in. They discussed the exit scam at Davos. The rich have more to lose than the poor.

[Anonymous No.17597114]

>>17597085

[Anonymous No.17597118]

>>17597108
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.17597123]

>that one huge red candle at end
lmao

[Anonymous No.17597129]

I FUCKING BOUGHT THE TOP YESTERDAY EOD
OH
MY
FUCKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17597132]

Predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17597135]

tomorrow will be green

[Anonymous No.17597136]

I bought some BA today. Three shares.

[Anonymous No.17597137]

>guys it just dropped another 1000 points again let's buy the dip at closing hour!
does anyone believe this isn't the fed at this point

[Anonymous No.17597139]

I'll just hold and watch. USD will be king soon.

[Anonymous No.17597140]

>...
>it's over

[Anonymous No.17597142]

>>17597129
Just hold and DCA bro

[Anonymous No.17597145]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.22%, disappoint. Busy at werk, no idea what's going on kekkies. Glad I set my butterfree free yesterday, would have gotten blown out today. Some foods green, GLD is very profit :o

[Anonymous No.17597146]

>>17597132
green

[Anonymous No.17597147]

I bought a bunch of united airlines right at the end. Did I do good?

[Anonymous No.17597148]

>roasties wanting equality laughing as the market is fucked
Is there anything more telling of how fucked things are?

[Anonymous No.17597152]

>>17597132
red

[Anonymous No.17597153]

>>17597145
+71.25%

[Anonymous No.17597156]

>V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY V-SHAPED RECOVERY

Fucking CNBC lol

[Anonymous No.17597161]

>>17597132
I think it'll be green tomorrow
Not that I want that

[Anonymous No.17597165]

>>17597136
I bought a SPY and some SPCE and SPCE is acutally going up for some reason

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17597167]

>>17597145
-4.35%. Bought some UBER, BAC, and GM today. CY plummeted on some shitty news about buyout hiccups.

[Anonymous No.17597168]

CIA: You don't get to bring friends.
Dr. BULL: They're not my friends.
Militia: Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
CIA: And why would I want them?
Militia: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Bear man..
CIA: Bear??! Get them on board, I'll call it in
[INSIDE Marketplace ]
CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the DOW list me, my men, Dr. Bull here. But only one of you!
>[MARKET DOOR OPENS]
CIA: First one to Buy gets to stay on the market!!!
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Bull? [No answer, pumps market past head out open door] He didn't fly so well! [Pulls guy back in to Market] Who wants to try next? Tell me about The Bear!! Why does he short the market!?! A lot of loyalty for a Short term put!!
BEAR: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would Short a man before Pumping up the market.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
BEAR: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
BEAR: No one cared who I was until I shorted the market.
CIA: If I pull take that put off would you die?
BEAR: It would be extremely painful....
CIA: You're a big guy!
BEAR: For you!
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
BEAR: Of course..... Dr. BULL refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you about us.
Dr. BULL: Nothing! I said nothing!!!
CIA: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
CIA Operative: Sir!
CIA: Now whats the next STEP in your master plane?!
BANE: Crashing this economy!........With no survivors!

[Anonymous No.17597172]

long $OPK

[Anonymous No.17597173]

>>17597132
Black Friday. 100k COVID-19 official cases, big headline, PPT running out of fuel

[Anonymous No.17597175]

https://www.strawpoll.me/19490780

[Anonymous No.17597176]

>>17597142

WHAT IS DCA?

A RECESSION PROOF STOCK??

[Anonymous No.17597178]

>>17597145
up $16,151.70 (25.90%)

[Anonymous No.17597180]

>>17597051
We're starting to experience supply chain problems including unforeseen/unforeseeable secondary and tertiary effects like lack of shipping containers at ports because their aren't enough filled ones coming in to be recycled. Belief in le stonks only go up maymay only takes you so far when you start running into physical limitations like that.

[Anonymous No.17597181]

>>17597132
Repeat of last week. Fed panics and keeps the market afloat so it pumps back up.

[Anonymous No.17597182]

>>17597132
green 1%.
If it's another 4% pump I'll stay out of this market for a while because it's getting too retarded

[Anonymous No.17597184]

>>17597136
Good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.17597186]

>>17597145
I'm down
bought more IVZ
I'm tempted to buy more NWL

[Anonymous No.17597190]

>>17597145
I'm up 1.3 percent from SQQQ but I'm mostly in cash, markets too crazy for me right now

[Anonymous No.17597192]

>>17597168
>[FIGHTING ON PLANE, OUTSIDE MERCENARIES ARE SHOOTING IN TO THE CABIN, BEAR PUNCH'S CIA IN THE FACE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT. HOOK SMALL PLANE UP TO THE CARGO PLANE AND BEGIN TO PULL IT VERTICAL. BLOW THE TAIL OFF OF THE NOW VERTICAL PLANE. TWO MERCENARIES COME IN WITH A BODY BAG, OPEN BODY BAG AND PULL OUT COVID-19 TRANSFUSION TUBING AND BANE GRABS DR. BULL AND HOLDS HIM WITH ONE ARM WHILE HE INSERTS THE NEEDLE IN HIS ARM. BLOOD FLOWS IN TO THE BODY IN THE BODY BAG WHILE A MAN PUMPS THE DEAD MANS HEART AND BULL IS STRUGGLING. BANE HOOKS THE DR UP TO A HARNESS, ONE OF THE MEN THAT WAS BROUGHT ON THE PLANE WITH BANE BEGINS TO HOOK UP TO ANOTHER HARNESS.]
BEAR: NO (Puts his arm on one Short's shoulder) They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
SHORT: We started a fire?
BEAR: The fire rises!
>[DR. BULL IS SCREAMING]
BEAR: Calm down Doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later!!!
>[BEAR PRESSES DOWN ON A TRIGGER SWITCH AND THE MARKETPLACE FALLS FROM AROUND THEM AND THEY ARE BEING PULLED BY THE CARGO PLANE.]

[Anonymous No.17597197]

>>17597145
>Made 5 dollars yesterday
>Lost 5 dollars today
I fucking love stocks

[Anonymous No.17597198]

>>17597132
Normally I would expect everyone to sell before the weekend, but in this retard market it will probably go up.

[Anonymous No.17597201]

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[Anonymous No.17597204]

>>17597176
DOLLAR COST AVERAGE
AKA KEEP BUYING THE DIP FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17597210]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17597212]

>>17597176
Dollar Cost Average

[Anonymous No.17597214]

>>17597145
+119% thank you based jblu for crashing WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.17597219]

>>17597156
>V-SHAPED RECOVERY
I just talked with some dude an hour ago who said this like three times, fucking hysterical

>>17597168
>If I pull take that put off would you die?
>Still hasn't fixed the typo

[Anonymous No.17597221]

Ended today up 45%

What shall I do tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17597223]

[Anonymous No.17597224]

>>17597145

Alright lads, we're going to Applebees.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.17597225]

>>17592984
That's a wrap!

[Anonymous No.17597226]

>>17597147
Too early.. way too early

[Anonymous No.17597227]

>>17597210
"low prices" based on what? demand from 2019? get fucked boomers.

[Anonymous No.17597228]

>>17597076
>That's okay, the Fed won't end. Variable rate interest will when they kill LIBOR off in 2021. Likely after this, they'll keep the stock market afloat by buying ETFs just like the BOJ did. Then we'll just crab until the end of time.

beautiful. we could use a lost decade or two around here

[Anonymous No.17597231]

>>17597197
Did you learn anything?

[Anonymous No.17597232]

>>17597145
Im down 2 percent
Bought KRE and JACK becaus meme strategies. If anyone needs me Ill be in the studio

[Anonymous No.17597246]

>>17597137
I've been thinking about it. Sometimes you see that 10 minutes dip on a good day. Those are day traders closing positions. It's happened so consistently I think these are just large traders closing short positions overnight.

[Anonymous No.17597253]

>>17597232
are you still sitting on huge BWL.A reserves, or did you sell any of it?

[Anonymous No.17597262]

I want the eternal golden bull as bad as the rest of you boys but where do you see a v shaped recovery here?

[Anonymous No.17597268]

Next week we dive another 10%

[Anonymous No.17597269]

>>17597137
You do realize globex is a thing, right?

[Anonymous No.17597276]

>>17597167
it'll be "ok" gwim!
>>17597232
KRE huh? Almost at december 2018 lows @_@

[Anonymous No.17597278]

>>17597147
no you didn't... no one would... you lie

[Anonymous No.17597280]

So how good of an indicator is the S&P futures? Surely it can't be that simple

[Anonymous No.17597286]

>>17597231
I learned to be a big boy and hodl my stocks no matter how bad it looks, because 20 years from now I'll make a profit.

[Anonymous No.17597287]

>>17597253
My stack is still pretty fucking big but I sold a lot on the first bounce, now its just 18% of my port

That reminds me>>17597145 I need you to Remove All of your Bwl.a Sell limit orders immediately

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17597288]

>>17597276
Yes! It will. UBER and LYFT prices won't matter until full automation fleets anyways. All the legislation about drivers being employees and not contractors only accelerates this anyways.

[Anonymous No.17597292]

>>17597288
UBER and LYFT will have no competitive advantage versus TSLA, NVDA, GOOG etc.

[Anonymous No.17597295]

>>17597280
Futures is futures. The only thing it determines is the opening price. It can fluctuate wildly before open or the market can fluctuate wildly after open. So it has no significance as far as price analysis.

[Anonymous No.17597299]

Tomorrow we pump. Wouldn't hold over the weekend though....

[Anonymous No.17597304]

>>17597280
it's essentially meaningless on its own. Nothing is "that simple" due to the nature of markets. if everyone knows, there's no way to make money from it because the information is already priced-in

[Anonymous No.17597305]

>>17597221
For the SQQQ call, at what price did you get in at?

[Anonymous No.17597306]

>>17597280
red is red. green is red or green.

[Anonymous No.17597307]

>>17597286
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.17597312]

>>17597287
>remove my limmies
w..why? Can you see them in the order book :OO

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17597313]

>>17597292
I agree with you about TSLA, but I'm not convinced the software makers of automated vehicles will be the winners. I think fleet operators will, LYFT and UBER are also plays on their profitability in the next couple years. UBER and LYFT have most of the infrastructure built out and the brand awareness.

[Anonymous No.17597326]

>>17597197
hopefully you learned to protect your profit, next time put half in a savings acct or cd before you lose it the next day.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597330]

The floor held up... Got scared for a few seconds there. We'll start our v-shaped recovery when they pump up the futures and we gap up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17597335]

>>17597326
>creating a taxable situation for $2.50

[Anonymous No.17597337]

>>17597145
Down 2.11% ($551). I kinda want to buy, but I kinda don't either. I'm not afraid of the virus, but rather I'm afraid of the panic and fear about it. This hysteria is spreading faster than this bat germ, and the wonders of social media are helping it spread like wildfire.

[Anonymous No.17597338]

>>17597330
anyone who thinks the bottom is in for 2020 is kidding themselves.
we're going to look back at 3,000 S&P and think "why did we think that was the time to buy?"

[Anonymous No.17597344]

>>17597286
>20 years
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Xerox the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the MSNBC Analyst Desk would tell you.

TL;DR they were pioneers on a rocket made of money in the late 90s but they cooked the books and have been shit ever since. They were a good friend.

[Anonymous No.17597345]

>>17597330
You really are delusional

[Anonymous No.17597351]

>>17597312
Gotta take down any thick walls

[Anonymous No.17597353]

>>17597145
Blood red!
And I slept through all the goddamned cheapies fugggggg :(((((

Now I saw Dalio's corona article... V. bad

>>17597287
Hey
>>17595673
>>17595766
is this real?

[Anonymous No.17597358]

>>17597330
>Yup, tfw you think -1000 points is the floor.
Added to my stack when in dipped again.

[Anonymous No.17597362]

>>17597330
Baggie tell me this will be ok. I'm holding overnight amd betting on that green candle tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17597365]

Hey, uh, what the actual fuck is going on in the stock market?
This shit is going up and down without any consistency whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.17597372]

>>17597305
I did some averaging down yesterday so my current price is 0.74

originally bought 10 at 1.45, then 10 at 1.05, then 30 at 0.40, then sold 40 at $1.00 for $4k

ive just been VERY confident in the coming plop. Now i still believe it'll go down but less confident.

[Anonymous No.17597373]

>>17597326
One of my plans after these two days is to cash out before EOD when I've made a profit and buy back in next day either on shorts or good stocks. The only problem is how do i determine if it's gonna be a good or bad day? I almost when all in on shorts yesterday before close but I didn't know whether or not to believe the bears.

[Anonymous No.17597376]

>>17597145
down 0.69% today still up on the week, quarter, and year.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597381]

>>17597338
The economy in America is strong. These sniffles are nothing more than a minor case of the market hiccups. It's not like we're completely cucked like the europoors and sitting at 0% rates. The fed has more firepower and it will be used if the situation arises. You're probably going to be panic selling and calling the end of the world in November when the fed raises rates again after the re-erection of Donald J. Trump.

[Anonymous No.17597382]

Whats happening tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17597384]

>>17597365
It's moving with the news

[Anonymous No.17597386]

>>17597351
fine, humph :<
>>17597353
Dalio's corona article? I gotta read it!

[Anonymous No.17597385]

>>17597338
>we will look back and think it should have been obvious this was the bottom
It won't crash until Trump wins 2020

[Anonymous No.17597395]

Welp it's time to start chain reporting this tripfag until he's banned again

[Anonymous No.17597397]

Looking to start my long term (25+ years) investment, dropping about 25% of my cash in an index fund, and then monthly deposits.
Does the timing matter that much? The one I'm eyeing seems to be moving up now after the dip, and I'm wondering if I should just buy now and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.17597400]

>>17597365

[Anonymous No.17597410]

>>17597397
on that timeframe, the general verdict is that timing doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.17597414]

>>17597386
it ain't exactly good news for the bulls

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-thoughts-coronavirus-ray-dalio

[Anonymous No.17597416]

>>17597382
Fed to cut fund rate another .5 three more times.

[Anonymous No.17597421]

>>17597382
the bears shall feast

[Anonymous No.17597424]

+4 % tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.17597429]

>>17597397
over a very long period, dollar-cost averaging has been proven time and again to be the only way to consistently beat the market

however if you're a greedy zoomer like all of us it'll be hard to do

[Anonymous No.17597434]

This will be the sweetest happening yet. Thousands of CONSOOMERS are about to get fucked

[Anonymous No.17597441]

>>17597210
Yeah energy sector. That has been my plan since the start of this. I have an unfortunate cost average due to too quick low buying but I'll be in good shape in a couple months if all goes according to keikaku.

[Anonymous No.17597442]

>>17597416
Based. Problem with this is that it continues the bubble and increases the wealth gap.
Oh well... what can I do

[Anonymous No.17597444]

>>17597416
they're going to swoop in and raise the rates, which shows confidence in economic conditions, and the stocks will pump bigly

think about it

[Anonymous No.17597445]

>>17597353
Havent been on all day, thats not me. I dont know why someone is using my file
I will never buy gold and only do options when BBA3

[Anonymous No.17597447]

This market is out of order!

[Anonymous No.17597455]

i'm just going to hold onto all my puts until there are 100s of new deaths in the US per day.

how could i go wrong with that strategy?

[Anonymous No.17597457]

>>17597434
absolutely NOTHING of value will be lost

[Anonymous No.17597460]

Text from my dad (Wealth Advisor, made-it-tier)

>This is from a Morgan Stanley hosted event with the Chief Epidemiologist at Johns Hopkins:
>40%-60% of world will be infected over 1-2 years;
>TRUE death rate will be 0.1%-0.5%;
>Many people will show no symptoms;
>Dangerous for the immune-compromised;
>No incentive currently to test mild cases, so death rate is massively overstated;
>There will be school closures, but they will not be particularly effective;
>This will become a circulating annual virus like the flu; will peak in spring;
>Has been circulating for some time; most cases mild, under-tested;
>He stated: “I will get the virus, as I will be treating these patients.”
>He stated: “I will not wear a mask because it will be useless.”
>Hospitals are likely to be overwhelmed, ICUs stressed and undersupplied;
>By 2022 we will likely have vaccines and ultimately will have routine childhood immunizations.

[Anonymous No.17597467]

Somone post baggie's gook gf again so you know that someone who is dating a literal succubus is giving you investment advice

[Anonymous No.17597468]

>>17597434
feigl-ding is a funny name

[Anonymous No.17597484]

>>17597441
What energy sector?

Since the first dump im eyeing some clean energy, low carbon indize, at the moment the whole save earth thing is halted because of corona, but when its over its gonna come again

[Anonymous No.17597491]

>>17597224
what'd you play?

[Anonymous No.17597499]

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS TO ALL IN SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17597506]

>>17597445
it seemed extremely out of character

>>17597460
that almost sounds bullish
certainly doesn't make me think it's a 2008 event

[Anonymous No.17597511]

>>17597484
>What energy sector?
The dirty old one of course. Green clean pristine energy is not ready for prime time yet.

[Anonymous No.17597513]

>>17597499

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Please make it go away

[Anonymous No.17597514]

>>17597444
You know...now that you say it with THAT image attached.

[Anonymous No.17597522]

>>17597499
What about tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17597528]

>>17597460
>>40%-60% of world will be infected over 1-2 years;
Total and complete bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17597530]

is now my in back into amd? rebound when the corona bullshit ceases?

[Anonymous No.17597531]

>>17597511
coal, NOW? really?

[Anonymous No.17597535]

>>17597460
>confirms the 54% asymptomatic patients i pulled out of my ass by looking at death princess statistics
based

[Anonymous No.17597545]

>>17597531
Oil.

[Anonymous No.17597546]

>>17597460
stfu this isn't news

[Anonymous No.17597547]

>>17597522
Markets are gonna swing green, but we'll probably have a drop from weekend selloffs

[Anonymous No.17597548]

>>17597522
>green
>on a friday
>under these circumstances

[Anonymous No.17597553]

>>17597522
Close lower tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17597554]

>>17597292
what "infrastructure" you mean an app?

[Anonymous No.17597557]

>>17597511

FCEL has been holding steady the past few days flat

[Anonymous No.17597562]

>>17597460
>vaccine
>for super SARS
Tell me more stories anon

[Anonymous No.17597565]

>>17597381
You have 99 IQ.

[Anonymous No.17597567]

>>17597548
It'll bounce. Markets are like shit coins now.

[Anonymous No.17597577]

I just bought 50 shares of SNSS. Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.17597582]

>>17597562
>super SARS
>is far less lethal than SARS, just more infectious

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17597583]

Samsara just filed a 13G reporting 5.3% ownership of SNSS.

[Anonymous No.17597584]

>didnt load up on SPXL
Welp time for the Feds to fuck me again.

[Anonymous No.17597589]

>>17597567
I prefer not to risk

[Anonymous No.17597594]

We still have a long ways to drop. The DOW is going down to at least 12,000 and the S&P to at least 1,200.

[Anonymous No.17597599]

>>17597499
Niggers never listen.

DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT TRIPFAGS SAY

[Anonymous No.17597601]

>>17597548
last week was exactle the same, and it were green

really uncertain, should i sell for now and get back in tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17597606]

>>17597577
In the best likely case scenario you're gonna get like $250 gross on a buy out, so not really "make it" but you'll have a little extra weekend cash maybe someday.

[Anonymous No.17597607]

buy the pump and sell the dip

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597608]

>>17597528
You can't get sick from a made up illness. This is sheer panic made up by the Chinese to disrupt the American economy. Global Warming/ Climate Change didn't work so now they're trying a different approach.

[Anonymous No.17597613]

>>17597606
Hey I'll take it

[Anonymous No.17597615]

WTF who is pumping AMD afterhorse

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597620]

>>17597565
thank you

[Anonymous No.17597622]

>>17597615

shit'll hit 60 in a few days people want in

[Anonymous No.17597626]

>>17597615
RYZEN THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.17597630]

>>17597613
Good lad, the greedy don't typically get what they want.

[Anonymous No.17597635]

AMDCHADS WE RYZEN THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP MOMMY SU IS THE BEST CEO ON THE PLANET

[Anonymous No.17597644]

>>17597601
Wait for the Yo-Yo to go back up and then sell

[Anonymous No.17597645]

>>17597583
Ahahaha thanks based felon retard. We about to make it.

[Anonymous No.17597650]

>DOW -3.58%
>S&P -3.39%
>NASDAQ -3.1%
>Me +2%
Finally, I just wish I waited one day to buy my puts, Id be double/triple. Next week more blood.

[Anonymous No.17597652]

>>17597557
General long thesis is OPEC et al do their cut this week. Supply numbers continue to come in lighter than expectations as they have been doing this month. Industry ramps back up over several months, demand outpaces supply briefly causing a spike in oil/gas prices.

This is a long position and may take the better part of a year to play out. My time will be spent range trading the lows to get cost average as close to the eventual bottom as possible.

[Anonymous No.17597653]

>>17597582
I still think something is missing anon. It makes no sense that they're shutting shit down left and right if that's all it is. I'm going with caution on this one.

[Anonymous No.17597663]

>>17597644
im short so going up is not what i want

[Anonymous No.17597670]

>>17596852
hmmmm what are some cheap bio and pharma stocks i wonder . . .

dont forget to set your long sell limits boys stay safe out in those waters

[Anonymous No.17597686]

>>17597635
AMD is great, but their next quarter is going to be a disaster. I'll buy back after that.

[Anonymous No.17597697]

>>17597615
Today is Financial Analyst Day for AMD - what the fuck did they announce to cause that afterhour bounce?

[Anonymous No.17597702]

>>17597686
>not buying every dip
Not an AMDChad.

[Anonymous No.17597703]

>>17597686
you are right, they probably get a lot from the chinks. i think about selling the hype before the quarterlies and buy back in after normies dump them

[Anonymous No.17597704]

powell needs to pump this market

[Anonymous No.17597709]

>>17597704
HUMMINA HUMMINA

[Anonymous No.17597711]

>>17597635
hm +1.7 USD after hours

does this mean tomorrow will be übergreen all around??

[Anonymous No.17597713]

>>17597584
Shoulda played the bonus...

[Anonymous No.17597720]

Question for short selling PUT chads. I've got a few puts placed on LUV and on CCL. Nothing crazy, just 1 contract each. Neither of them "triggered" today, though? What do I need to know about getting my puts to trigger so I don't miss out on a big day of profit?

[Anonymous No.17597724]

>>17597653
I have no inside information, but don't rule out bureaucratic incompetence and herd behaviour

[Anonymous No.17597727]

>>17597181
>>17597601
Last week every day was red

[Anonymous No.17597735]

>>17597727
no, friday afternoon pumped

[Anonymous No.17597744]

>>17597711
>censored navel
tasteful

[Anonymous No.17597753]

Has anyone been buying gold ETFs? That shit has been a lot more consistent than anything else.

[Anonymous No.17597764]

long as fuck on 3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8w6oxjVACE

[Anonymous No.17597767]

Fellow AMDCHADS, livestream of the Financial Analyst Day here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaqeIjc3QWo

[Anonymous No.17597771]

>>17597764
i thought he has the sniffles

[Anonymous No.17597777]

Someone assure me that we're all gonna make it bros...

[Anonymous No.17597778]

>>17597720
Little unclear of your situation. Are you saying you sold puts and want them to exercise and give you a 100 shares? Or you bought puts? Either way Itm options exercise after their last day unless you contact your broker and ask to exercise ones you've bought.

[Anonymous No.17597780]

>>17597753
>nose ring
Trash.
No ETFs but I did buy some gold when it was about 100 bucks cheaper. I'll see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.17597786]

AMD just keep crashing tomorrow... I'll buy you at 47... best I can do.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597787]

bonds are fucking exploding. wtf is going on? are we going negative on yields? Who the fuck is like yes US Government. I'll do anything you say, I'll even give you money so you give me less back 10 years from now. Just please don't tread on me.

[Anonymous No.17597799]

>>17597653
Chink scientists claim there are 2 fit strains: s-cov and l-cov. S-cov is cold tier, L-cov is bad, but the chinks wont say how bad. Iran probably has L-cov right now as the chinks are now trying to help the iranians.

[Anonymous No.17597806]

Imagine not investing in sandstorm gold

[Anonymous No.17597812]

>>17597787
Where are you getting this info from?

[Anonymous No.17597814]

Gonna buy me some weedbro ACB at 1.22 and average down to 1.17 with a stop at 1.15. Watch me do it faggots

[Anonymous No.17597821]

>>17597786
You might want to check after hours my dude

[Anonymous No.17597827]

>>17597778
>>17597778

I'm trying to buy them. The orders have been placed but its been over a day and none of them have actually transacted into my account.

[Anonymous No.17597830]

>>17597814
Its your money, you're free to waste it however want

[Anonymous No.17597833]

>>17597777
I don't know about us all, but those quads tell me you're going to make it for sure

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597836]

>>17597812
look at any fucking bond fund or the bond actual yields.

[MacBro No.17597838]

>>17597787
being 40% bonds has saved my portfolio from going -13% last week

[Anonymous No.17597842]

>>17583748
probably

[Anonymous No.17597857]

>>17597764
cool, might be a good buy at 3.88% yield as well. just in case the stock keeps going sideways like it has been since end of april last year

[Anonymous No.17597863]

>>17597838
>>17597836

[Anonymous No.17597865]

>>17597362
Omfg that after hour pump!

[Anonymous No.17597866]

>>17597827
Lmao wtf

[Anonymous No.17597869]

>>17597221
>What shall I do tomorrow?
Take the day off trading and research battery recycling technologies and who's pushing what why.

[Anonymous No.17597878]

>>17597833

[Anonymous No.17597882]

Did the Bern drop out yet?

[Anonymous No.17597883]

>>17597780
Come on she's hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.17597884]

>Healthy economy goes to the Fed, gets pumped with massive repos, doesn't feel good and changes - CRASHING. Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.17597886]

>>17597635
>>17597711
Fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.17597887]

market has been a coin flip since the first sell off, unless you are somehow trading exotic low volume stocks. I really think that the big earnings will determine how fast we'll further drop.

[Anonymous No.17597891]

>>17597767
>>17597635
woono no no

[Anonymous No.17597893]

>>17596852

/smg/ kaiji marathon when?

[Anonymous No.17597899]

>>17597821
AMD won't be immune to the market crashing some more tomorrow
No idea why people are buying in now of all times

[Anonymous No.17597903]

>>17597787
They have not started exploding yet. Currently we're in a "flight to safety mode" as people are valuing bonds more than stocks (bonds are perceived to be less risky). The flight to safety can eventually push bonds to zero, as financiers are taught that treasuries can be treated as a risk-free asset.

The idea is, that bonds today will be worth more than bonds in 1 year if interest rates go to 0. This pushes governments into even more debt.

The closer you get to a recession, money begins moving from long term bonds to short term bonds with an expectation of an interest rate spike. When it does spike, principal is lost, but not as much principal as what is lost in the stock market crash. That's the basic idea.

There's one interesting asset called a variable rate bond. A spiking variable rate bond does better in this case, as the borrower has to pay a higher interest rate after this. This is why no one talks about bonds and everyone talks about stocks.

[Anonymous No.17597909]

[Anonymous No.17597914]

>>17597891
Nothing new to AMD plus it's still higher by a bit.

[MacBro No.17597920]

>>17597857
it is a good safe haven I am 50% stocks 40% bonds and 10% precious metals.

>>17597863
When things aren't as volatile i will put more risk on. I am sure you have heard of the terms "risk on / risk off" but are too much of a sperg to know what that means

[Anonymous No.17597926]

>>17597899
Assuming it's red tomorrow. Bears are definitely not selling as hard.

[Anonymous No.17597933]

>>17597827
Oh I see, usually when someone says they have puts placed on a stock, that means the position is already open. Thats weird...so the order went through and it's just not showing up? Or you have a limit order that never filled? If you're having trouble getting filled, be sure to check the volume for the strikes you're trying to buy. Also the date, as weekly's have less volume too.

[Anonymous No.17597936]

>bought MSFT calls on tuesday because I’m a stupid idiot faggot retard piece of shit dumb fuck
>still net positive because of a lucky play last week

My track record is 50% so far though. Even though my sense is that we’re on the cusp of a real fucking crash I’m not going to trade anymore over the next few weeks because these swings are so utterly fucked.

[Anonymous No.17597943]

what the fuck did you guys do to amd

[Anonymous No.17597948]

>>17597936
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.17597949]

>>17597882
>Did the Bern drop out yet?
Give it until July.

[Anonymous No.17597962]

>>17597948

I’d rather just sit this one out.

[Anonymous No.17597968]

>>17597943
Don't doubt mama su, you dumb bitch.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17597971]

>>17597903
Interest rates can stay at 0 for a long time...

[Anonymous No.17597976]

>NNVC after hours

They're going to make nanobot corona terminators, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.17597981]

>>17597787
Bonds are at max homosexual levels, theyll get sold off for Tbills in an epic chop probably next month

[Anonymous No.17597983]

>>17597962
Look man there is money to be made one way or another. Whatever price you pay consider it an expensive lesson. There are big chances to make money.

[Anonymous No.17597986]

>>17597764
>not already owning some MMM

[Anonymous No.17597993]

>>17597936
Take 500 and play Forex for a while.

[Anonymous No.17598005]

>>17597891
Retards trade AMD constantly. It has 100M average volume.

[Anonymous No.17598021]

Big Navi incoming

[Anonymous No.17598036]

>>17597704
should have raised rates then. stocks trail yield, not the opposite (as powell and trump thinks). lowerin rates creates a bid to notes and sale to stocks also usd gets weaker making dow less
attracting for foreign money. optimally usa would like to have 1-2% higher rates than europe and asia.

only when lower than ~0.4 it does not matter anymore that much. then all the bidding goes to
stocks and only fed, ecb and boj buy bonds

[Anonymous No.17598037]

>>17597920
Bonds are for pussy faggots and old people. Considering that I'm neither of those. Fuck your bonds faggot.

[Anonymous No.17598054]

This session was just stupid. We broke out of the rising wedge into a falling wedge which broke out the top at the last 10 minutes.

I don't understand what is going on anymore. I give up. We're just dancing between barriers without any rhyme or reason. I think the fed is seriously intervening to cause this because it's completely senseless as far as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.17598071]

>>17598054
There is already proof of it you know

[Anonymous No.17598073]

>>17598037
Finally somebody says it

[Anonymous No.17598074]

>>17598054
We're on the verge of a post-causal economy.

[MacBro No.17598077]

>>17598037
w/e feels bretty good

https://m1.finance/B2KTAJ5KqTNP

>>17598036
they didn't raise rates for almost 10 fucking years. this is their fault

[Anonymous No.17598083]

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17598075

>>17598075

>>17598075

>>17598075

>>17598075

>>17598075

[Anonymous No.17598098]

>>17598054
>the market didn't do what I forsaw in the tea leaves yesterday
really makes you think...

[Anonymous No.17598110]

>>17598098
Actually, it did exactly what everyone said it would, retard. It broke out of the rising wedge and sent the market tanking.

[Anonymous No.17598111]

>>17598054
>>17598071
>market just keeps high volatility grab walking
I hope it stays like this until Summer just to piss people off and get rid of cancerous tripfags.

[Anonymous No.17598133]

>>17598098
I foresaw the breakout I did not foresee a second fucking wedge materializing out of the ether and sending us into a reversal at the last second.

[Anonymous No.17598172]

>>17598036
>>17598077
Really wish we could have it at 4% because it'd make the housing market less idiotically distorted.

[Anonymous No.17598185]

>>17598077
NAME OFF FAGGOT

the economy is still damaged from the raising cycle of 2018. Macropolicy like that takes a long time to be fully worked in. As well as the uncertainty that’s been damaging business since the trade war.

[Anonymous No.17598274]

>>17597869
funny, my day job is as a battery engineer, for satellites

however i'm kind of a total fraud and really don't know anything about battery technology

[Anonymous No.17598345]

>>17598274
>funny, my day job is as a battery engineer, for satellites
>
>however i'm kind of a total fraud and really don't know anything about battery technology
Time to change that. Pro/con EVs is a pointless debate, but rare earths are a highly unstable subject that'll force recycling on the industry at some point.

[Anonymous No.17598405]

>>17597933

Wheres a good place to see volume? The broker I use doesn't show any info like that.

[Anonymous No.17599038]

>>17598405
Are you joking, lad?