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Holy fucking shit, IMAGINE smart contracts with divorce...

If you commit adultery/break the marriage contract automatically executes. This shit might actually save the world.

>> No.17596385
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17596385

>>17596311
Yes but you would need some form IoT device to register that. Maybe something like a penile/vaginal implant that could detect a presence of foreign dna? Big if true...

>> No.17596458

>>17596385
I can just have VR sex on a private network with my mistress. You would need some camera/sensor to see what the adulterer was actually looking at

>> No.17596488

>>17596311
it gives worms to ex girlfriends

>> No.17596532

>>17596385
Or you would need a group of unbiased jurors to make a ruling to determine the outcome.

Sounds like an honest to God Kleros use case tbqhfam no shill

>> No.17596562

>>17596311
Adultry does not grant the spouse entitlement automatically.

>> No.17596611

>>17596311
>dude just use an adultery API to feed infidelity data to your divorce smart contract

How are you going to get that, install an IOT semen detector in your wife's snatch?

>> No.17596742

>>17596611
If im fucking rich, hell yea I would.

>> No.17596776

>>17596385
>>17596611
this is fucking hilarious but I could imagine it being an actual product in 2030

>> No.17596811

>>17596385
DICK, VAGINA, MOUTH, AND ASSHOLE MICROCHIPS FOR EVERYONE.
IF THEY COME IN CONTACT AN IMMUTABLE RECORD IS MADE

>> No.17597350

>>17596611
>>17596742
>>17596776
>>17596811

You fucking idiots, Kleros already solves human-based reasoning smart contracts through their decentralized juror platform

Smart Contracts based on real-life data = Chainlink

Smart Contracts based on civic disputes = Kleros

>> No.17597390

>>17596811
wouldnt it be easier to just track their heart rate? i feel like if u made them wear a smart watch or other device that starts recording audio when ur heart rate is high then u can confirm if theyre just working out, stressed/excited, or banging.

>> No.17597398

More like BASED contracts

>> No.17597405

>>17597350
I’m a kleros believer. I put 2k in the other night.

>> No.17597518
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>>17597390
>takes off smart watch
>gets fvcked by bvll
>puts smart watch back on

>> No.17597580

>>17597390
No that's dumb as shit, you can't prove anything with that type of data

>> No.17597925

Like adulterous would be a punishment for women. Only men would be punished in our coming new world matriarchy.

>> No.17597973

>>17597925
lol get a grip

women are losing their rights in the next 10-15 years

>> No.17598035

>>17596562
it would if you set the smartcontract up like that. It's an entirely new extrajudicial framework that will supercede the laws of nation states. the tools that the hyper wealthy use to protect their assets will now be available to anyone who wishes to protect themselves.

>> No.17598051

>>17596311
>smart device in vaginas which are biometrically linked to your spouse
jesus

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17598091

>>17597973
Theyll want their rights eventually also. There will be contracts that pay them out for wearing their proper attire and acting accordingly.

>> No.17598113

>smart contract executes
>crypto moves to your wallet
>judge orders you to transfer your crypto to your wife anyway

>> No.17598147

>>17596311
Proof of Thotery

>> No.17598155

>>17598091
>IOT connected scale and facial scan
>smartcontract executes penalties to wife's allowance if she gains weight

we just saved the white race lads.

>> No.17598175

>>17598113
lol this

>> No.17598179

>>17596311
How the fuck would you xollect the cheating data you idiot?
Dna analyzers on your dick, and if it's not your wife then marriage over?
What if she purposefully wipes her sisters vagjuice on yo dick

>> No.17598187

>>17598175
>Put an anonymous assassination smart contract out on the judge

>> No.17598192

>>17597350
>kleros jurors are a bunch of women-hating NEETs
>use kleros jury for divorce case
based, i'll buy kleros tonight

>> No.17598196

>>17598175
>decentralized assassination contracts result in the mass-killing of every family court judge, ever clerk of every family court judge, and every family law attorney that doesn't specialize in the legal defense of men.
heh,nothin personnel kid

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>>17598179
If Googlelbknows when Im shitting out diarrhea and serves me ads for Pepto Bismal Im sure the tech already exists.

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17598257

>>17596311

>This shit might actually save the world.

>> No.17598360

>>17598113
>pays 4 link to have him sodomized with a broom

nothin personnel, judge

>> No.17598414

>>17598187
ari pls

>> No.17598720

>>17596532
in theory it could work with a couple of additional data chains, one for real-life events which only validates identity of reporters of said events and another for "validated" events, though i can imagine it being quite hard to draw the consensus line when having to process argument-based "evidence"

>> No.17599341

Just saw some post about a guy whose wife cheated on him so he divorced her. She got the kid and he has to pay her alimony and child support. It’s fucking sickening. We Unironically need machines to make these kinds of decision. Not jew judges

>> No.17599833

>>17596311
what does it mean if a women says he is easy going? does that mean she is stupid?

>> No.17599877

>>17599341
the machines will just determine all women are whores

>> No.17599893

>>17598720
Kleros

>> No.17599909

>>17599341
PNK

>> No.17599911

>>17599833
It means her vagina is loose. Run far away from such a STD cow, innocent one.

>> No.17599942

>>17598720
>in theory it could work with a couple of additional data chains, one for real-life events which only validates identity of reporters of said events and another for "validated" events, though i can imagine it being quite hard to draw the consensus line when having to process argument-based "evidence"
IDENA & Kleros

>> No.17599970

>>17596458
Future is crazy

>> No.17600186

>>17596311
wtf are you talking about? how would a smart contract know that? if it needs to be fed that papers have been filed about it then it can be done manually just as fast you fucking retard. this isnt a on/off switch, things like that will still need paperwork.

>> No.17600289

>>17600186
put tracking nanochips in women, anytime someone else's DNA enters your wifes bloodstream = immediate automatic divorce

>> No.17600315

>>17600289
>>17600186
>>17599970
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>>17596811
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>>17596742
>>17596611
>>17596562
>>17596532
>>17596488
>>17596458
>>17596385
>>17596311
Everyone in this thread needs to have sex

>> No.17600345

>>17600186
It would be a subjectively determined smart contract from a JURY OF YOUR PEERS.

A LA KLEROS

I'm literally talking myself into this shitcoin

>> No.17601377

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