/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17590210]

riskless profits edition

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>>17587151

[Anonymous No.17590226]

Any good CV plays that havent popped yet ?

[Anonymous No.17590227]

[Anonymous No.17590235]

Post if you're a bull or a bear today and what you're listening to.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17590238]

>>17590227
DELET

[Anonymous No.17590245]

S-savanon? P-pendy? Are we going to make it?

[Anonymous No.17590246]

RIP to the DAX, Germany it was nice knowing ya

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590248]

BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17590249]

>>17590235
Bear
Whatever Arab shit that guy on the train seat next to me is enjoying

[Anonymous No.17590254]

HOLY FUCK LADS

[Anonymous No.17590255]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>look at the 10y yield

[Anonymous No.17590257]

>>17590235
its smart money vs dumb money
if you dont play both sides you're a loser

[Anonymous No.17590258]

>premarket is already as low as yesterday's low

[Anonymous No.17590262]

>Deutsche Bank

[Anonymous No.17590263]

>>17590235
I'm a crab and i'm listening to Faneto by Chief Keef.

[Anonymous No.17590271]

>>17590235
Bear

Listening to kraftwerk

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590274]

>>17590248
stop using my trip u stupid faggot nigger. IM BACK BABY. I see you all missed me :*:*

[Anonymous No.17590279]

>greggs dumping

FOOK ME LADS, WHEN IS THE MARKET GOING TO STOP BEING A NONCE?

BUY THE OLE FOOKIN LOT

[Anonymous No.17590281]

>>17590232
Yes but generally avoid vontobel as they aren't the market makers so it's very risky. Morgan stanley seems to be able to pay out even retarded amounts from what I've seen in orders history.
20:1 means just that, 20 times. so if underlying goes down just a few %, despite going up a huge amount earlier, they can become worthless immediately. So never ever hold them overnight as they track futures also.

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590285]

WHO ELSE SHORTED THE PUMPERINO YESTERDAY? I KNOW I DID. ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING BIBLICAL TODAY LMFAO

[Anonymous No.17590286]

>>17590235
It will go down to yesterday's lows and then crab. Listening to the room heater running.

[Anonymous No.17590288]

>>17590235
Bear, electric avenue on loop

[Anonymous No.17590290]

>>17590149
What does the ratio like 20:1 mean for leveraged certificates? only know it from options, is it the same? in case of an index what difference does it make which ratio the certificate has?

[Anonymous No.17590292]

>>17590235

Bear.

Cameo - Word Up!

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590293]

>>17590274
wuddup bruddah

[Anonymous No.17590295]

>>17590262

[Anonymous No.17590299]

I bought in yesterday morning. It went up all day and you FUCKERS convinced me it was over. IT'S JUST THE FUCKING SNIFFLES WHY ARE STUPID FAGGOTS PANICKING

I put it everythint I had. I feel sick.

[Anonymous No.17590302]

>>17590262
kek, close to completely erasing all 2020 gains

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590303]

ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING MY FAVOURITE BIZERINO FRIENDS, SIPPIN ON MY MORNING COFFEERINO WHILE SMOKING MY VAPERINO, WATCHING THIS BEAUTIFUL MORNING DUMPERINO TAKE PLACE

[Anonymous No.17590304]

>>17590290
i see thanks, nevermind >>17590281

[Anonymous No.17590305]

Well, weeds ban didn't last long.

[Anonymous No.17590309]

>>17590235
bear
Eminem - Till I Collapse

also VIX 9%

[Anonymous No.17590310]

>>17590299
loooool get fucked fag

[Anonymous No.17590315]

I've lost everything. I'm fucking finished.
I'm gonna have to go back to being an escort, ffs.

thanks for nothing /biz/

[Anonymous No.17590316]

>wizard and snss both committed sudoku

Day of the rope, tripfags. You're all going to die.

[Anonymous No.17590317]

>>17590235
Bear
Valee

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590320]

>>17590305
I SAW HOW MANY REPLYERINOS OF PEOPLE ASKING WHERE I WENT YESTERDAY SO I DECIDED TO HOP BACK AND BE AROUND MY FAVOURITE FRIENDERINOS

[Anonymous No.17590323]

Is there anything you guys are looking to hold on to for a few years?

[Anonymous No.17590327]

DAX just broke 11900

[Anonymous No.17590332]

>>17590299
>buying on a green day
>lose your house and wife the next day
A tale as old as time

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590345]

>>17590293
SMOKE A FATTY FOR ME EH BREH?

[Anonymous No.17590346]

>>17590323
ask me after the BIBLICAL dump

[Anonymous No.17590348]

>>17590299
>you FUCKERS convinced me
Sounds like you convinced yourself, retard.

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590350]

>>17590323
GME

[Anonymous No.17590351]

>>17590310
It's not fucking funny. Thankfully I only put in half my savings because I KNEW you fucks couldn't be trusted. It could be a lot worse but it's still pretty fucking bad. Kill yourself NIGGER

[Anonymous No.17590354]

cases opening all over the US & Canada!

its all over the news, public transit trying to calm people saying they wipe down seats and handles once daily

Going to drive into work today and not shake hands with anyone, HUGE infection cases are going to pop up over the weekend

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590356]

JUST POST THE IN APP BOND YIELDS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR

[Anonymous No.17590357]

>>17590315
It's your own fault for not utilizing tools properly to know how to invest.

[Anonymous No.17590360]

>>17590323
I've been balls deep in AMD for the last two years.
Don't plan on selling anytime soon.
I doubt that we'll get down to my cost average, but if we do I'll be buying more.

[Anonymous No.17590362]

>>17590351
Stop complaining unless you're about to have to suck old dick to pay rent.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17590364]

>>17590315
Wow, a Gigalo? How horrifying is it having to fuck post-menopausal unfuckable women for their wine money?

[Anonymous No.17590367]

>>17590351
>I KNEW you fucks couldn't be trusted
>still put in half his savings
I repeat, get fucked fag

[Anonymous No.17590371]

>>17590360
I'm selling AMD the instant it hits $70

[Anonymous No.17590375]

>>17590304
A tip if you're going to get into these certificates, because of the multiplier, and if you're lucky the gains can become fucking huge once they become worth a lot. Pull out early immediately once you got some good profits. It fucking sucks losing it all when underlying goes down just a smidge. I've lost %500 gains in just an hour thinking it would keep going up.

[Anonymous No.17590377]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTZT49u0kM

[Anonymous No.17590378]

>>17590323
NSRGY. Water sources, Swiss based, pretty entrenched in some pretty profitable stuff long term. The only thing I haven't sold yet.

[Anonymous No.17590380]

>after browsing this general for years and seeing people mention wallstreetbets i finally decided to go have a look
>mfw

what the fuck is going on over there? thought it would be just like this general but its like /biz/ at large in rebbit format

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590391]

GUYS SERIOUSLY TODAY IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL. IM WARNING YOU BULLFAGS.

[Anonymous No.17590394]

>>17590303
I hear that brother. All my premature bear losses yesterday have been erased by this dump.

And it hasn’t even begun.

[Anonymous No.17590395]

>>17590235
BEARS UNITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GhGuEW4k5w

[Anonymous No.17590396]

>>17590356
i still dont get this shit, so with bonds the coupon rate is inversely proportional to the value of the bond itself?

[Anonymous No.17590399]

>>17590364

I assume it's more than satisfying than doing it for free.

[Anonymous No.17590402]

>>17590235
BULL

https://youtu.be/wcaZcbain2s

[Anonymous No.17590403]

>>17590299
It’s an opportunity anon. Double down now and quad your money tomorrow. It’s so obvious.

[Anonymous No.17590404]

>>17590380
the only difference between wsb and /smg/ is that wsb has a million retards gambling their life savings away while /smg/ only has like 100

[Anonymous No.17590409]

VIX almost to 10%. The day hasn't even started yet. 55min

[WeedBrotherino !6YaY21J9x2 No.17590410]

>>17590380
ITS LITERALLY A BUNCH OF 18 Y/O WHO GOT THEIR FIRST TASTE OF GAMBLING AND ARE NOW ADDICTED FOR THE EUPHORIA/ENDORPHIN RUSH. ITS MORE CANCEROUS THAN THIS SHITHOLE LITTERED WITH YOU FUCKING RETARD FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.17590413]

Does this thread ever do movie nights? I feel like this weekend would be a good time to meme about the Big Short.

[Anonymous No.17590416]

Guys, I'm from /pol/. How bad is the situation?

[Anonymous No.17590418]

>>17590364
wrong sex

[Anonymous No.17590419]

>>17590315
Pic or stfu, and how much for your services?

[Anonymous No.17590425]

>>17590416

S'cool

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17590426]

>>17590418
Not possible. There are no women on the internet.

[Anonymous No.17590427]

>>17590413
It used to actually. Everybody left here is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.17590429]

>Did you forget about me yesterday on your big gains anon?

[Anonymous No.17590430]

>>17590416
Hold on to your butts

[Anonymous No.17590435]

>>17590299
>95% of /smg/ saying its a bulltrap
>5% smug fools talking about their greens after 10 days of suffering
>Trust the fools
>Think bulltrap means its going to go up
Do you have brain damage, Anon?

[Anonymous No.17590440]

Are we dumping bros? My puts are so heavy.

[Anonymous No.17590441]

>>17590426
Your shitty stock is going to 0

[Anonymous No.17590444]

>>17590416
Not good, not too bad. Could be a massacre today or green.
We just dont know yet. Its all very confusing atm.

[Anonymous No.17590447]

>>17590354
You are already infected

[Anonymous No.17590449]

>>17590351
everyone here is predicting everything from the fed intervention to the most obvious bulltrap of the history and you still fuck up how the fuck are you doing it.is basically the same fucking pattern every crash you are a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.17590450]

>>17590440
kinda, the government is trying really hard to stabilize the market

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590451]

>>17590440
we dumping baby. don't be a stupid bull.

[savanon No.17590453]

>>17590245
Yes, of course. The apocalypse is canceled. Once people finally accept that the virus will simply become endemic without killing too many in the short term, we can continue on as planned.

[Anonymous No.17590454]

>>17590429

>someone wasted time doing this shit

thats a big YIKES

[Anonymous No.17590459]

>>17590435
Fuck you retard. /smg/ majority opinion is always wrong, so it's obviously stupid to make that argument.
I thought it was a rising wedge.

[Anonymous No.17590461]

>>17590444
I believe you the most because of trips of truth. So, not so scary?

[Anonymous No.17590462]

$20bn Repo today vs $100bn last two days

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590469]

>he bought the fake Biden bump

You idiots just keep trusting the establishment and media

>LeT mE oUt

[Anonymous No.17590480]

Europe crashing and US futures looking weak but lets see what some more fed pumping manages to do

[Anonymous No.17590483]

>>17590462
Are they running out of steam or is it that they see it stabilizing so they're allocating less?

[Anonymous No.17590486]

>>17590418
THIS IS LIKE THE BIG SHORT I REPEAT

LOWLY INTERNET WHORES ARE BUYING STONKS

SELLSELLSELL

[Anonymous No.17590487]

>>17590454
>thats a big YIKES

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17590488]

>>17590441
Sure thing buddy. Why don't you open a short position then?

[Anonymous No.17590490]

>sold puts for a loss yesterday
>could have made it back and profit today
no problem guys, gonna take jump off the bridge real quick

[Anonymous No.17590497]

Payrolls tomorrow. Good headlines might give you a pump into the weekend, likely to fade on coronavirus problems over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17590499]

Buy Costco or wait for the dip?

[Anonymous No.17590500]

>>17590210
Just had a dream that the stock market dropped 1,500 today.

Screencap this

[Anonymous No.17590506]

>>17590440
Markets dont just drop immediately especially with fed intervention. I hope you bought some time with those puts.

[Anonymous No.17590509]

how likely will the SPY get to 302 today? want to sell of these puts for a small profit

[Anonymous No.17590513]

>>17590480
It's so bad in Europe? I'm form Europe.

[Anonymous No.17590515]

bulls mocked me yesterday
get fucked today !!

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590516]

>>17590499
>He didn't buy puts yesterday
Anon I....

[Anonymous No.17590517]

>>17590500

Checked

[Anonymous No.17590520]

>>17590500
Checked and kek'd.

[Anonymous No.17590524]

>>17590500
What have you memed here fren

[Anonymous No.17590526]

bets on how low SPY is going eow? my puts may have been a little overconfident...

[Anonymous No.17590528]

>>17590299
Same bruh. I'm just happy if I can recoup my losses

[Anonymous No.17590533]

>>17590500
well we're about halfway there before the market even had a chance to open

[Anonymous No.17590538]

IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

What happens to the money in your brokerage account if you die ??

IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT
IMPORTANT

Make sure you have a plan that your loved ones know you have money there if something happens to you so they can get it.

[Anonymous No.17590561]

>>17590454

>>17590461
No.
Im saying we might see +.5% today. This day might also get an entry on wikipedia as "black thursday".

We just have no idea. For me that is scary.
>>17590459
k

[Anonymous No.17590565]

>>17590506
I have until 3/20

[Anonymous No.17590567]

>>17590533
>>17590524
>>17590520
>>17590517
>>17590533
Im not even joking

[Anonymous No.17590568]

Irvine, Orange County here, I can literally walk from my place to the hospital where the first case was at. Two more official cases but officials are warning more to come

The masks were completely sold out and hoarded by bugs in a couple days way back in January. Now we're running out of toilet paper, hand soap, and sanitizer. Walmart/Costco out of bottled water too. Everyone is pretty scared, but a lot of boomers are oblivious or just think corona is an election hoax by Trump

[Anonymous No.17590574]

>>17590526
I have a few puts with strike price 300 and break even price in the low 290s which I bought when the SPY hit 307, but they are expiring monday. I'm expecting the typical friday selloff, but idk anymore, from what I've seen in recent time, a massive thursday selloff means crabbing/bullish friday. I don't expect to actually wait for these puts to expire, I plan on selling them off today.

[Anonymous No.17590579]

>>17590396
Forget the coupon, they are quoted by their actual yield. So as the price of the bond goes up, the yield goes down. Yield being coupon divided by price.

[Anonymous No.17590580]

>>17590538
No. Everything goes when I go.

[Anonymous No.17590586]

>all of these toilet paper shortages

so, uh, long kimberly clark?

[Anonymous No.17590587]

>>17590574
yeah my break-even is 291ish w/ expiry tomorrow. should probably con them away if we get nuked at open.

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590588]

10 YEAR YIELDS AT .94!!

REPENT!!

[Anonymous No.17590590]

>>17590515
Same.

I warned them amply, but they completely ignored my warnings. It was a bull flag, a dump was inevitable, but they didn't listen, the ignored the technicals and now they will suffer.

I really don't want anyone here to lose any money, I honestly want all of us to make it. It's sad to see people buying calls when you know a dump is coming.

[Anonymous No.17590597]

>>17590586
Good thing I lick my girls ass clean.

[Anonymous No.17590598]

>>17590235
Bear, Bloomberg Radio

[Anonymous No.17590601]

>>17590587

No I mean this low algos might try and fill the gap and fail for mass dump this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.17590602]

>>17590590
Bear flag* I meant

[Anonymous No.17590604]

>>17590590
You're pretty based. You kept telling them it was an inevitable bear flag and that they were going to be slaughtered.

If anyone should trip it should be you. Can you at least post pictures with a consistent theme so I know it's you in these threads?

What do you think will happen today and tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17590606]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

HOOOOOOWWWWWW CCCCCOOOOOOOOULD THIS HAPPEN????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.17590610]

DROP IT LIKE IT'S DAX

[Anonymous No.17590611]

>>17590380
wsb doesnt have weedfag, the threads move faster, & the people joke about their losses while /smg/ LARPs about their gains. Hate to say it, but its way better

[Anonymous No.17590618]

>some anon last thread talking about leveraged certificates
>"BULL AMD X5 VON3"

oh fuck me that looks more hectic than soxl

[Anonymous No.17590621]

>>17590490
>Trades options
>Doesn't have a steady hand

Top Zozzle®

[Anonymous No.17590622]

>>17590565
Say goodbye to your money.

[Anonymous No.17590625]

>>17590611
No wsb is pure cancer. The mods ban and block everything without the words tendies, artists or stonks. It gets old really fast. Literally ground zero for people who use rick and Morty as a template for their persona

[Anonymous No.17590632]

>>17590606
is that a bear?

[Anonymous No.17590638]

>>17590315
you could've listened

[Anonymous No.17590645]

>>17590632
WHO KNOWS?

MAYBE A CRAB

[Anonymous No.17590651]

>>17590632
Got taken to a pound and played with doggies for a whole day

Then someone saw it was actually A FUCKING BEAR

[Anonymous No.17590653]

>>17590625
This coupled with no understanding of technicals or chart reading leads to a mass heard mentality of everyone buying the same calls at the same strikes. One thread and you've read them all.

[Anonymous No.17590656]

>AMD already down 3%
COME TO ME, MY PRECIOUS

[Anonymous No.17590660]

Wait for call prices to floor then buy for the next Fed rate cut.

[Anonymous No.17590662]

>>17590611
weedfag might be annoying but he's the only tripfag that's been ocassionally right.
Everyone else is a chronic money loser

[Anonymous No.17590666]

>>17590660
it would be hard to cut more than they did this week and we all saw how that turned out

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590680]

>>17590660
thats not happening lmao

[Anonymous No.17590688]

its going to be a crab thursday, followed by crash near EOD

then friday all red

[Anonymous No.17590691]

>>17590653
Can't deny their retard strength sometimes works and it doesn't hurt keeping an eye on it

[Anonymous No.17590693]

>>17590662
The same could be said of most anons, but anons are less annoying.

[Anonymous No.17590695]

>>17590662
He's pretty funny desu
Brand new and everyone hates him already

[Anonymous No.17590696]

>>17590666
hail Satan

[Anonymous No.17590699]

>>17590500
Anon has spoken

[Anonymous No.17590701]

can someone tell me if tradingview has a premarket chart? I cant seem to find that shet

[Anonymous No.17590705]

>>17590660
Fed rate cut ain't stopping consumer spending from hitting rock bottom.
Now see all these debt-infested companies and think what that means.

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590708]

>>17590701
Ym1-dow
Es1- s&p

IMPORTANT INDEX!
ZN1-10 YEAR NOTES,L

[Anonymous No.17590709]

>>17590590
is based and has solid info
>>17590604
is right he should trip

fuck weedfag

[Anonymous No.17590711]

>>17590586
Quarter profits should be up, but next quarter nobody's buying shitpaper because they have a stockpile.

[Anonymous No.17590712]

>>17590693
at least he can't get upvoted to the top of the thread

[Anonymous No.17590713]

Dubs and it's a bull market.

Singles and it's a bear market

Trips and its black Thursday

[Anonymous No.17590715]

>>17590500
We really need a circuit breaker Happening soon. I'm almost convinced that the algos in concert wouldn't let that happen and instead we would be seeing daily moves like we have now; a sneaky way of getting down that low but not all at once.

[Anonymous No.17590717]

>>17590568
>empty toilet paper isle

Looks the toilet paper isle is....wiped clean.

[Anonymous No.17590720]

>>17590705
>>17590666
Small pump. If you want to make money make an execution timeline. This is very volatile and needs lots of attention and focus.

[Anonymous No.17590731]

>>17590263
>crabbing in a volatile as fuck market
Kek, that’s pretty ballsy.

[Anonymous No.17590732]

Can't believe they're gonna let it open with a big drop

[Anonymous No.17590736]

>>17590653
>green day
>FUCK YOU BEARS, DIS BULL MARKET
>red day
>BULLS REKT, DIS BEAR MARKET
>DUDE BIOPHARM PENNY STOCKS LMAO
one /smg/ thread & you've read them all

[Anonymous No.17590739]

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

[Anonymous No.17590746]

WHERE ARE MY BEAR POSTERS
POST BEARS, THIS IS OUR DAY

[Anonymous No.17590748]

>>17590732
B I B L I C A L

[Anonymous No.17590756]

>>17590708
preciate it fren

[Anonymous No.17590760]

>>17590691
Well, I do agree with that. Just biz is a better home imo

[Anonymous No.17590764]

AHHHHHHH ITS DUMPING HELP ME BULLS I CANT SELL

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590766]

Oil dumping

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590767]

>>17590736
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP

[Anonymous No.17590778]

Oh boy this is not looking good.

Maybe the bears should just calm down, the bulls were just having fun for a day. No need to overreact.

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590779]

>>17590746
10 YEAR OPENING UNDER .95%

[Anonymous No.17590783]

I feel a Beefy day coming fellow Mumu's.
Market's gonna be proper bullish today, I feel it.
Come hang out at my crib and celebrate an ATH together.

[Anonymous No.17590784]

UHHHHH NOTHINGBURGERS?????
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

[Anonymous No.17590789]

>>17590713
Dubs it's a bear market
Singles it's a bull market
Trips and I'll post my ass

[Anonymous No.17590794]

>>17590281
Also these are like crack. Actually addicting
+64,78% gain on a -1.9% move against one countries index.
Going to move it all on spy dropping once US opens and hope for -5%

[Anonymous No.17590797]

I told you

[Anonymous No.17590801]

>>17590767
>red day
>front & center leading the bear march
>green day
>disappears

[Anonymous No.17590805]

>>17590736
Well. Yeah I guess. Damn. This is the last place on the internet I go. Guess I'm just not ready to let go bc I dont know what to do with my bored downtime at work if I let go of the internet.

[Anonymous No.17590806]

>>17590789
Rolling

[Anonymous No.17590808]

DAX -2% and under 11900

[Anonymous No.17590810]

>>17590604
Thanks I don't think I'll get a trip though. Maybe I'll do the image thing. It's hard to tell what will happen tomorrow right now, but if the floor gives out today and there's a downward breakout (seems likely) then tomorrow will probably be red too. If not and we are only a little red with low volume today, tomorrow will probably be a flat crab with a big dump Monday or maybe EOD Friday. I do not recommend weekend plays in this market though.

[WeedBroski !3Rt66u03z. No.17590811]

>>17590801
COUNTING MY MILLIONS unlike you LMAO

[Anonymous No.17590814]

>>17590801
Thank you for posting this

Hate that fag

[Anonymous No.17590816]

>>17590351
wtf are you doing man

[Anonymous No.17590817]

>>17590784
You really think the US or Europe will be able to make the drastic measures that China did? I seriously doubt that,

[Anonymous No.17590826]

TVIX up 20% premarket
TVIX up 20% premarket
TVIX up 20% premarket
TVIX up 20% premarket
You niggers are about to get btfo, way to buy the dip shitheads

[Anonymous No.17590827]

>>17590713
BLACK THURSDAY GET

[Anonymous No.17590829]

Buy the cheapies~!

[Anonymous No.17590831]

>>17590746

[Anonymous No.17590834]

>>17590826
TVIX is volatility
That means we're in for a ride, up or down not specified

[Anonymous No.17590835]

>>17590817
Of course not. They would have already.
It's far too late for containment.

[Anonymous No.17590838]

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOARD AND THIS MARKET YOU FUCKERS HAVE COST ME SO MUCH MONEY

[Anonymous No.17590839]

>>17590811
>LARPs to strangers on the internet to coddle fragile ego

[Anonymous No.17590840]

>>17590811
You are a really defensive person, weedster. I've noticed. Are you ok deep down, fren?

[KUMATEKUMATEKUMATE No.17590842]

YOU WANNA FUCKING BUY SOMETHING!?!

BUY TLT,VGLT
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
WHOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17590847]

>>17590817
No they won't, The EU already makes it impossible for a country to block their border so even eastern Europe will be fucked.

[Anonymous No.17590850]

Holy fuck those futures.
I'm a bear, but I'm actually starting to get a little scared. I can only imagine how bulls feel.

[Anonymous No.17590851]

>>17590810
I learned the hard way on monday to never leave positions open over the weekend.

Bad idea to start buying precious metals? Once I've scalped my share for the week, my next play was to go on the defense.

[Anonymous No.17590853]

>bought my mom some putoption during the bulltrap on top of the ones I already have

[Anonymous No.17590854]

Ny state 2 new cases. New Jersey first new. Red day likely.

[Anonymous No.17590857]

>>17590580
Live by the stonk
Die by the stonk

[Anonymous No.17590872]

Will coronachan claim him before he drops out?

[Anonymous No.17590873]

CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL
CALI IS KILL
>CALI IS KILL

[Anonymous No.17590874]

>>17590808
DB -5%
>premarket

[Anonymous No.17590875]

>>17590834
You really think your going up??
Hahaahaahahah

[Anonymous No.17590882]

I have been buying puts at the end of green days. I can't believe this retarded strategy is succeeding.

[Anonymous No.17590885]

>>17590873
PLS BE REAL

[Anonymous No.17590887]

>>17590840
Just another kissless virgin mad at the world

[Anonymous No.17590890]

>>17590850
It has another -10% to go before you buy

[Anonymous No.17590895]

>People unironically thought we were going to keep going up
Monday-Wednesday was a chance to get out and you wasted it. Greed is the fall of many men anons

[Anonymous No.17590896]

>>17590875
>reddit is correct this time

[Anonymous No.17590898]

>>17590817
People in china die because they eat wild and stray animals and shit in holes in the ground

[Anonymous No.17590903]

>anon was right, it is the end of the world
Based im done with this

[Anonymous No.17590904]

If the DOW drops less than 1k is that bullish or bearish?
I feel like we've taken a big enough hit for the corona already. China is starting to get people to work again and kids go back to school in April.
I really doubt America will take as big of a hit as China, but who knows...

[Anonymous No.17590909]

>>17590850
I feel good but I'm more neutral than bearish. I want more cheap XOM and I want to get into AMD below 43.

[Anonymous No.17590910]

>>17590882

You only think buying high and selling low is a retarded strategy because you’re on biz.

Our motto is buy high sell never

[Anonymous No.17590913]

>>17590838
>Not doing your own research and watching all market moves
>Listening to pot heads and n33ts for stock advice

Any stock forum is going to be full of trash information

Here are some tips:
Can't listen to potheads- too much cortisol from abuse
Can't listen to n33ts- they didn't actually make the money they're investing
Can't listen to bulls- industries are always dying and being replaced
Can't listen to bears- markets only go up (5% gain average since ever)
Can't listen to shills who won't post their positions
Can't listen to people posting images (they're trying to sell their ideas)

[Anonymous No.17590914]

>>17590801
i dont have many bear images, can you post some please anon?

[Anonymous No.17590916]

>>17590887
Well we dont yield any power until we learn to laugh it off.

[Anonymous No.17590923]

>>17590299
Buy High, Sell low.

[Anonymous No.17590929]

>>17590914

[Anonymous No.17590934]

>>17590299
Lmao you should have listened to us doomers

[Anonymous No.17590945]

DAX broke 11850

down it goes

[Anonymous No.17590950]

>SPY -3.00%
SPY -3.00%
>SPY -3.00%
SPY -3.00%
>SPY -3.00%
SPY -3.00%

[Anonymous No.17590952]

>>17590934
thats the cringe buy signal boys!!

[Anonymous No.17590954]

>>17590945
US -0.85% minimum EOD

[Anonymous No.17590958]

>>17590914
I SAID I DONT WANNA GO IN THE BAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[Baggie !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17590960]

>>17590874
How fucking retorted are you?
>DB
>german stock
>pre market

[Anonymous No.17590961]

Someone post the screenshot from /pol/ saying today is the end of the world

[Anonymous No.17590965]

>>17590952
Nobody trusts you anymore Moishe, its over.

[Anonymous No.17590966]

Non-obvious investments in this pandemic : KMB, XOM.

[Anonymous No.17590967]

>>17590885
just checked is real wanna see how this plays out though not sure its gonna go the way he wants it to though. I mean no skin off his nose i guess cali goes blue everytime

[Anonymous No.17590974]

>>17590961

[Anonymous No.17590977]

>>17590929
AW LADS THATS PROPER KINKY INNIT? FOOKIN HELL, SHE'D DEFINITELY GET IT DOYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN YEAH? SHES A RIGHT PROPER SLAG

[Anonymous No.17590978]

>>17590961
Isnt that everyday on /pol/?

[Anonymous No.17590979]

>>17590568
Irvine fag here. This entire city is crawling with bug people. I guarantee you its going to hit fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.17590990]

>>17590960
>DB isnt on the NYSE
You are a fucking retard Baggy. Nobody listen to this AIDS ridden faggot

[Anonymous No.17590992]

>>17590960
dumbass

[Anonymous No.17590993]

>>17590974
fuck I forgot about Kek's warning this quickly

[Anonymous No.17590994]

>>17590965
buts that a japanese name. Try Han or Li . And lets settle down and work on that attitude today okay? )

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17591004]

Imagine believing that companies having to pay sick leave for extended periods while also halting sales is somehow bullish

[Anonymous No.17591005]

[Anonymous No.17591008]

>>17590974
Based. End of the world as we know it.

>>17590978
It's always happening.

[Anonymous No.17591014]

>>17590977
Ye mate id proper spunk er good mate I swer on me mum, feed er cock n spunk, ye mate, make er eat my sossidge n spunk mate

[Anonymous No.17591017]

>>17590960
lol

[Anonymous No.17591025]

>>17590974
this reminds me - its my birthday :DDDDD

[Anonymous No.17591028]

man, my dad's company changed their logo from the awesome bear/bull on the left to the piece of shit on the right. Of course some graphic design company was paid millions for it.

Then they got bought by baird (and he made about 1MM off the buyout) so the logo went in the trash anyway

[Anonymous No.17591031]

does NIKKEI follow other markets or do other markets follow the NIKKEI?

>>17590974
based

[Anonymous No.17591032]

Calls on Robinhood crashing for 500, Alex.

[Anonymous No.17591035]

>>17591004
but the toilet paper sales! The small burst of sales!
Trump has a time machine!!!!

[Baggie !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17591036]

>>17590990
>>17590992
Most of the db action comes from the german side. Germany is in full blown market time right now. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.17591039]

>>17590904
Bullish. This is because the democrats in California are making a big deal out of some kikes on a boat and the jewish banks

[Anonymous No.17591043]

>>17590974
spooky

>>17590974
did you know there's a meme in China called "toad worship"? humanity fucked with the frog gods too much

[Anonymous No.17591045]

>>17591028
Yikes, what's up with the modern trend of logos being simplified like that

[Anonymous No.17591046]

5 mins till the market gets what it deserves.
https://youtu.be/CIQETV30_u8?t=139

[Anonymous No.17591047]

>>17590873
add to that the "no-arrest policy" that came recently

[Anonymous No.17591049]

>>17590966
>XOM not obvious
Maybe if you're a retard. 6% dividend with interest rates at record lows...

[Anonymous No.17591054]

Even if I know market will fall to 27000 I still kinda want to go 100% cash rather than buying puts because of the stress...

[Anonymous No.17591061]

>>17591045
Cheaper to print, "looks modernized", signage is cheaper, etc.

[Anonymous No.17591063]

>10 year at .939
Yeah, its over

[Anonymous No.17591067]

It sure is /pol/ in here today fellas.

[Anonymous No.17591069]

>>17591025
not to be a dick but you might wanna get a move on with those birthday plans anon

[Anonymous No.17591074]

>>17590967
He's getting my vote if this goes through.

[Anonymous No.17591077]

>>17591054
I recommend it. One day of green ruins you even if the overall trend is down.

[Anonymous No.17591085]

[Anonymous No.17591086]

-700 lmao.

[Anonymous No.17591088]

>>17591069

kek ill just go /out/ later

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17591092]

>>17591025
Happy Birthday

[Anonymous No.17591093]

REV UP THOSE PINK WOJAKS

[Anonymous No.17591094]

>>17591028
Soul vs Soulless
Goddamn, when did oversimplification become so popular?
It's so boring

[Anonymous No.17591099]

Who here ready for /robinhoodcrash/

[Anonymous No.17591100]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

[Anonymous No.17591101]

>>17590966
>XOM
Big yikes. Accumulate longs on O&G for sure tho.

[Anonymous No.17591106]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOooooooo....

[Anonymous No.17591105]

>>17591092
thanks baggie <3

[Anonymous No.17591109]

>>17591067
needed to be spruced up a little bit t b h

[Anonymous No.17591111]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17591119]

>>17591074
the only reason why i would doubt that this goes through is because if this would make it then everything else would've been done already and there would probably be a massive S.C. case about sanctuary cities to decide

[Anonymous No.17591120]

>>17591063
>10 year sub 1 before open
>the other day it dropped .2 in an hour AFTER THE FED CUT RATES
>the eternal bull still doesnt think the economy is collapsing before our eyes

[Anonymous No.17591121]

>>17591028
New logo looks better

[Anonymous No.17591123]

BEARBROS VINDICATED
BULLTARDS BTFO

[Anonymous No.17591124]

Yep

[Anonymous No.17591125]

I LOVE IT WHEN MY OPTIONS GO TO ZERO THANKS ROBINHOOD

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17591127]

Here's how my BIG SHORT looked yesterday

Today I party like it's spx 1999

[Anonymous No.17591129]

>Opening -500

[Anonymous No.17591136]

INSTANT 700 PT DROP

[Anonymous No.17591137]

>>17591094
Bad shadow and 3d effect = soul?

[Anonymous No.17591144]

>Portfolio instantly gains 7%
I laugh every time

[Anonymous No.17591149]

D-do I keep holding my puts or get out before ppt

[Anonymous No.17591152]

That guy who called my KO puts purchased at end day stupid yesterday hopefully reads this and knows he’s a retard and I actually knew what I was doing

[Anonymous No.17591155]

>>17591028
Looks like trash, boring and forgetable. The original was cute.

[Anonymous No.17591157]

WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

[Anonymous No.17591159]

>the new normal

[Anonymous No.17591161]

>They bought the dip
Lol

[Anonymous No.17591163]

>tfw just doubled down on spy puts every green day
its going to work out eventually

[Anonymous No.17591165]

>>17591127
wew theres kiwis in this general?

[Anonymous No.17591167]

>>17591149
you know you need to leave anon trust your instincts

[Anonymous No.17591168]

>>17590887
>virginshaming as if being virgin is bad and/or worse than not being a virgin in this day and age
You have it wrong, degenerate. The corona shall cleanse the planet off your nasty degenerate kind.

[Anonymous No.17591169]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.17591170]

Remember when this market wasn't retarded? I miss three weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.17591171]

>>17591049
There are a shitton of retards that are just selling everything, when XOM is long-term safe. Also guess who still has patents for melt-blown fabrics (air filters, surgical masks) ?

[Anonymous No.17591172]

Thanks for the easy 14k this morning, bullchads. Top kek.

[Anonymous No.17591173]

>>17591137
yes

[Anonymous No.17591175]

>>17590299
>you FUCKERS convinced me it was over.
pretty much everyone said it was going down today
the majority opinion on here has been right for the last couple of days, if you ignore the obnoxious permabulls and permabears.

[Anonymous No.17591176]

Truly Crab-17 II was a success

[Anonymous No.17591177]

how long until the pump?

[Anonymous No.17591178]

YOU SLEEP NOW B*LLTARD

[Anonymous No.17591181]

Can TA Anon show us breaking through the bear flag?

[Anonymous No.17591183]

GET OUT BEFORE YOU'RE LIVING IN THE POOR HOUSE!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

[Anonymous No.17591187]

>>17591152
Kek. I remember you

[Anonymous No.17591191]

OH NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17591192]

>>17591170
It started going ballistic in january.
I think there was a huge increase in people getting into market around then.

[Anonymous No.17591194]

>>17591177
Next Monday earliest, if there’s positive news over the weekend that is.

[Anonymous No.17591195]

my heart bros
I'm feeling weak

[Anonymous No.17591198]

>>17591137
Bad example maybe.
All I'm saying is that the old crappy logos were alot more unique.

[Anonymous No.17591199]

>>17590409
Man like it has never done that before and crashed...

[Anonymous No.17591207]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE.

[Anonymous No.17591210]

>>17591176
>imagine touching a Bog

You'd probably see the totality of the universe flash before your eyes

[Anonymous No.17591215]

when the shoeshine boy is giving tips about the Stock Market, it's time to get out

words to live by

[Anonymous No.17591216]

>>17591045
The more simple something is the easier it is to remember, Literally Branding 1-0-Fucking-1 but that is probably why you don't make money in that sector.

[Anonymous No.17591218]

FEDS HURRY PUMP PUMPPP FUCKING SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHHH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17591225]

So we're supposed to buy this dip right? Buy at open on red days, sell at close on green days?

[Anonymous No.17591229]

im buying qqq calls
this will go up

[Anonymous No.17591231]

SPY pumping haha what.

[Anonymous No.17591233]

Oh no no no
>look at the top of the yield curve
Pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17591234]

>Posy YFW the families of bulls need to put up anti-sucide nets around brokerage buildings today

[Anonymous No.17591237]

>>17591215
who are the shoeshine boys of today

[Anonymous No.17591241]

>>17591218
They did and it didn't work

[Anonymous No.17591242]

>>17591237
/smg/

[Anonymous No.17591246]

>>17591237
Women

[Anonymous No.17591249]

>>17591225
Yeah, just keep buying. Stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.17591250]

>>17591237
tripfags obviously.

[Anonymous No.17591251]

Nothing surprisng about the SPY moving up 0.2% after a fucking 700 point drop you newfags. This shit's expected. Wait until 10:00am to sell your puts.

[Anonymous No.17591254]

Are there any tuberculosis clinics left that I can invest in? Since this virus affects your lungs for life, people will visit these locations to improve their condition.

[Anonymous No.17591255]

>>17591237
redditors/millennials

[Anonymous No.17591257]

OK YUM CHINA FUCKING GO DOWN NOW YOU NIGGER

[Anonymous No.17591258]

>-15% Continental

[Anonymous No.17591260]

>>17591168

[Anonymous No.17591261]

>>17591237
redditors and ethots

[Anonymous No.17591265]

YOU SAID THIS WAS A PERFECT V SHAPED RECOVERY

I'M FUCKING RUINED

WHAT DO I TELL MY WIFE?

[Anonymous No.17591266]

>>17591234

[Anonymous No.17591268]

im buying this dip, call on facebook, strike 190
bears can fuck off

[Anonymous No.17591269]

we need to go even lower

[Anonymous No.17591271]

>>17591237
Everyone who isn't the 1%

[Anonymous No.17591275]

>>17591251
Watching intently thanks.

[Anonymous No.17591278]

>>17591237
tripfags

[Anonymous No.17591282]

>>17591237
poorfags with no background in business trying to play the market.

[Anonymous No.17591285]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPkcH0aIlo

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17591286]

Down 7% today, 20% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17591293]

We're in a bumpy downward rollercoaster ride till at least November. Bobo's out of hibernation, bitches.

[Anonymous No.17591298]

>pumping it this early

They know something and need every last bull pulled in

[Anonymous No.17591299]

>>17590299
>Believing the fucking bulls during this time in this market

You deserve verything that comes your way

[Anonymous No.17591305]

just want everyone to know I opened up a LONG position, so its safe to buy puts now

[Anonymous No.17591309]

SELL AMD, SHE'S GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17591311]

>>17590210
why is no one talking about VTIQ

[Anonymous No.17591317]

>ASHR approaching 1 year highs
I hate commies
>>17591305
thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.17591319]

>>17591269
>>17591293
Bears I thought we were dropping hard earlier, what happened to today being a massive dump?

[Anonymous No.17591320]

>>17591298

[Anonymous No.17591322]

>Better buy AMD, this is the last time it will be below 50! -- an actual comment from a bull yesterday

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.17591327]

>EVRYTHING TANKING
>EVERYONE DUMPING STOCKS GOING DOW
>MY YUMCHINA PUTS ACTUALLY LOSING ME MONEY

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

[Anonymous No.17591331]

stop trying to play the stock market and buy crypto, at this point its less volatile

[Anonymous No.17591337]

NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.17591341]

Fucking vix mooning again lmao

[Anonymous No.17591342]

>>17591320
LEWD

[Anonymous No.17591343]

Can institutions fuck off? The market wants to sell off so badly and they're forcing this up and down zig zag market every day.

[Anonymous No.17591349]

>>17591319
any day now, alright?
be coo

[Anonymous No.17591351]

>Gold moons
today is the day lads, Black Thursday, the beginning of the End.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goeOUTRy2es

[Anonymous No.17591354]

>>17591322
Wow anon they sure got burned going from 50 to 49 this morning. Boy bears are dumping hard, that's sarcasm in case you are too dumb to read it.

[Anonymous No.17591358]

>>17591343
Be patient. Our time shall come.

[Anonymous No.17591360]

New bread:

>>17591350
>>17591350

[Anonymous No.17591362]

>>17590323
I’ve dumped all my long term for short term puts for the next couple months at least

[Anonymous No.17591363]

>>17591322
I tried fucking warning them. They really thought they "timed the market". They really thought it was that fucking easy.

You don't time this shit you RIDE it. And right now I got a saddle shaped oddly like a bears back.

[Anonymous No.17591366]

ZE BULL HAS BEEN PREPPED
ZEY BOUGHT?
DAMP EET

[Anonymous No.17591368]

Just need to break 26,400 on the DOW it seems.

[Anonymous No.17591369]

>>17590961
The world ends daily on /pol/ lmao

[Anonymous No.17591373]

Ready to break back through 25k?

[Anonymous No.17591393]

>>17591320
What a fucking beaut mate, BEARS have already won

[Anonymous No.17591397]

>>17590351
You shouldn’t be dumping a ton of money you dumb fuck if you don’t have a clue. Like in what world did you think the market would go up. What you witnessed was artificial pumping when the market was at low volume, a dead cat bounce or a fucking bait and switch to clowns like you

[Anonymous No.17591399]

>>17591343
You know that it's literally their job to make sure that the market functions properly. You know, make the market. We're obviously trending down with no sign of an upside. Patience.

[Anonymous No.17591412]

>>17591237

[Anonymous No.17591417]

>>17590351
The only nigger here is you and the trip fags

[Anonymous No.17591427]

Tesla is kill

[Anonymous No.17591438]

>>17591399
Theres a difference between functioning properly and having a 5% rally during a pandemic while stocks are still near all time highs with historic gains.

[Anonymous No.17591495]

I swear, Boeing knows when I short it, and waits until the day after I close my puts before dumping.

[Anonymous No.17591507]

mfw i bought 1k T, 1k DIS, 1k IBM and 1k MMM today.

[Anonymous No.17591515]

>>17591495
Pic related

[Anonymous No.17591530]

>>17590978
>>17591369
>>17591008
No

[Anonymous No.17591532]

>>17591039
Buy a rope faggot bull

[Anonymous No.17591550]

>>17591515
Why would you short them? So much more profit to be made on other “similar” companies. Dafuq is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.17591582]

>>17591507
Wouldn't disney be dropping lower as amusement parks close and movies pushed back until this panic is over? They have the streaming service, but would it be enough?

[Anonymous No.17591596]

>>17591550
Well mind you, I started shorting them when they were at 320, I only shorted them again after missing out on 10k for having such weak hands, that pic actually didn't show the original weak hand moment.

[Anonymous No.17591604]

>>17591550
Kek, cuss he is a small spec like most of these bears.

[Anonymous No.17591637]

It all comes crashing down.

[Anonymous No.17591673]

>>17591637
>survivors everywhere
Holy shit you fags call this crashing.

[Anonymous No.17591733]

>>17590315
post lewds ill send you btc slagggg

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17591794]

GME's time is coming soon... This is what us in the industry like to call the floor.

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17591836]

Just wait till the NYSE closes because a floor trader is tested positive. Then it gets spicy

[Anonymous No.17591943]

>>17591351
>orchestral version of piano virtuoso
Oh the irony

[Anonymous No.17591949]

>>17591637
>crashing
the absolute state of bears. remember stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.17592219]

>>17591582
Didney dropped down to levels before Didney plus was rocking and rolling. I expect it to return to that point at the least. If they drop more over amusement park losses the better.

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17592466]

[Anonymous No.17592482]

>>17592466
Bears are dumb, they are calling a regular red day day a massive dump.

[Anonymous No.17592514]

>snss

well, so much for my cheapies