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>> No.17575118

This shit is coming down ASAP.

>> No.17575121

Livestream of LA county where?

>> No.17575123
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OHHHHHHHHH WEEDFAG, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING??????

>> No.17575138

>>17575121
https://bnonews.com/index.php/live-feeds/cbsn-los-angeles/
>LOCAL EMERGENCY
>LOCAL EMERGENCY
>LOCAL EMERGENCY

>> No.17575143

Local emergency in LA

>> No.17575146
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17575146

I swear to god if no one is gonna change those nhentai links I'm just gonna make an OP where every link is replaced with e621 furry shit.

>> No.17575148

>>17575123
W33df4g is kill. He gave tripfags a bad name.

S

>> No.17575152

Down 12% today, but I'm confident of a massive drop the next two days, so I dropped my phone and laptop in water, preventing me from selling any puts I have.

>> No.17575158

>>17575123
I'm pretty sure he got banned

>> No.17575161
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>local emergency
Mine.

>> No.17575163

>MRNA at 60
delusion?

>> No.17575168

>guy with the mask walks through the shot
nice

>> No.17575171

Took my 30% on FEYE calls and ran.

>> No.17575172

Emergency in LA conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z66UeY90Dq8

>> No.17575175
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17575175

WELCOME TO THE CRAB MARKET

would you like some STOCKS? don't worry - the prices are always the same around here

>> No.17575176

>>17575105
It's gonna dump any time soon, right? ...right Bobobros?

>> No.17575179

Not buying anything today, came here for the entertainment. Just watching my dip buys go up. Good times.

>> No.17575181
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17575181

>fat girl: Corona-chan
>trashed girl: The market in a couple of days

>> No.17575184

>>17575138
time to check >>>/pol/ ?

>> No.17575188

>>17575146
It's called a meme, you uncultured swine. Fuck tripfags and fuck furries.

>> No.17575191

I just went all in on SQQQ

I'm thinking this shit is going to tank within minutes.

>> No.17575192

>>17575172
OMG some one was sneezing in the gender neutral rest room!!!! Shut it down!!!!

>> No.17575195

Link to LA stream https://youtu.be/z66UeY90Dq8

>> No.17575196
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>>17575149
makes me feel based

>> No.17575197

idk guys.. markets looking a little weak.. bulls exhausted maybe??

>> No.17575199

>>17575175
But your purchasing power systematically decreases! HAHAHA! kikes win again!

>> No.17575202

>Asian Stigma
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.17575206
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>>17575123

>> No.17575211

>korean ETFs mooning

why?

>> No.17575212
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>>17575105
>https://nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>> No.17575215

>>17575172
>>17575138
>Stigma against our Asian friends and neighbors

I hope all of these fucking SJW retards get the bat AIDS and die. Top fucking kek. It will make my bags more easy to bear.

>> No.17575216

6 NEW CASES IN LA COUNTY IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

>> No.17575217

How do I short the entirety of California?

>> No.17575220

>>17575172
thanks

>> No.17575226

>>17575175
Why kill options mr crab ._.

>> No.17575229
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>>17575105

>> No.17575232

>>17575123
Seriously that guy is the worst.

>> No.17575235

>>17575138
Damn, market bout to pop by 5% then lmao.

>> No.17575237

>>17575211
The cult leader apologized.

>> No.17575243

The announcement was a nothing burger. It would have been bear country for weeks if the city had been quarantined. Who here short on Tesla?

>> No.17575244

>washing hands for 20 seconds
do people really do this

>> No.17575249

>RAMP UP PREPAREDNESS MEASURES

>> No.17575252

>>17575216
It's been priced in.

>> No.17575257

I live in California (the central valley) do I go to class or has it already spread this far

>> No.17575261

>>17575181
I'm surprised she survived.

>> No.17575263

>>17575244
I'm Jewish and do it for at least 1 minute maybe like 10 times a day minimum.

>> No.17575264

>>17575138
I wonder if they will cry out for federal funding again and use the money for other things

>> No.17575267

leave it to la to make it a race issue lmao

>> No.17575268
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17575268

Strap yourselves in lads ... Its time we crash this ting again

https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc

>> No.17575269

>>17575105
every minute we stay below 3070, 2985 seems inevitable

>> No.17575272
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17575272

I actually sold today. Won't buy until I see this chart stabilizing

so far the worst shit is ahead of us - look how fucking scared they are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z66UeY90Dq8

>> No.17575273

>>17575216
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM

>> No.17575278

>>17575244
yes
t. was a medic

>> No.17575279

To the person who was asking about reducing volatility in the last thread. I have provided a lot of info in previous threads. But it basically comes down to a mixture of dalio’s 10-20 uncorrelated companies / stock ratio and Graham’s bond to stock ratio

>> No.17575285

Reminder SNSS Anon never denounced Weedfag

>> No.17575289

>>17575244
i only bathe in rivers and streams, the way man was meant to clean himself.

>> No.17575291

>>17575272
What stock is that?

>> No.17575297

>>17575195
Ah shit I missed the part in English

So do I have to go to school or not?
I really don’t want the virus

>> No.17575298

Fell off the wagon again lads. 24 hours of sobriety down the drain.

>> No.17575302

>>17575257
yes it's in cali already, spread the word around please

>> No.17575304

Bros, why did LA County announce an emergency? Was it the rampant property crime from bums being everywhere? Was it the cholera infections from bums shitting everywhere? Was it the invasion of third worlders? Was it the exodus of businesses and American born residents?

>> No.17575308

>>17575244
Dude it's worse than you think. There are a ton of people who bring their phones and use them in the restrooms and never clean the screen. There was a health show where they showed what kind of bacteria was on people's phones and they even found trace fecal matter, that's fucking disgusting which is why I use the small cleaning screen wipes from work.

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>>17575105
Phew, I thought it was the Big One.
Page 8 on the 4chan scale.

>> No.17575311
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>>17575273

>> No.17575327

>Los Angeles

It’s ogre

Also, is that one lady unironically a tranny?

>> No.17575331

>Been on the phone constantly...
OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY, WHAT A TOUGH JOB SITTING ON THE PHONE ALL DAY. MY BLEEDING HEART GOES OUT TO YOU

>> No.17575342

>>17575297
They are not closing down schools "at this time". Lol you're screwed

>> No.17575343

>>17575331
THINK OF THE ASIATIC CHILDREN

>> No.17575353
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17575353

>>17575215
you suggesting there isn't?

>> No.17575354

>>17575342
God damn it.

>> No.17575356

>>17575311
Thanks. Now the song is stuck in my head

>> No.17575362

>>17575243
I am. Sold puts on Friday for a sexual profit and re entered yesterday morning.

>> No.17575365

So many words to say literally nothing.

>> No.17575377

So LA is an actual nothinburger, what is the next potentially big thing?

>> No.17575379
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>>17575297
>8:43 on a Wednesday.
>asking if you should go to school

>> No.17575381
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>>17575195
>Her English is terrible.
>Her Spanish is even worse.
>She's a government official.

>> No.17575388

It's just a declaration of emergency to get more gibs. Nothing more

>> No.17575389

>>17575377
Jew York is super pozzed.

>> No.17575392

>>17575308
Coworker always calls me crazy for cleaning my phone with hand sanitizer at the end of the day lol

>> No.17575397

>>17575285
Yes, I don't "denounce" people on the demands of others, especially since I never endorsed him.

>> No.17575401

>>17575377
>>17575388

LA is fucked, they are downplaying/hiding it.

>> No.17575406
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17575406

Bullish desu.

>> No.17575413

The market is so dead I can't even crab at this point.

>> No.17575414

You have people shitting in the streets in San Fran, no way the virus didn't create hotbeds there.

>> No.17575415

>>17575397
He clearly saw you as a friend and Baggy denounced him
>>17575148

Your turn.

>> No.17575418

>>17575379
Night classes

>> No.17575421

>>17575397
So do you just lurk now until someone mentions you?

>> No.17575428

>>17575397
Go interact with your stocktwits friends Turtlespear, you are not wanted here

>> No.17575436

>>17575401
Just wait until our fellow homeless friends and neighbors become a living host for the fucking thing and the whole city is infected by the end of the month.

>> No.17575442

GOD DAMN IT
I SLEPT THROUGH THE BELL AGAIN

am I gonna get another chance to take profits on UNH?

>> No.17575443

>>17575381
I used to think Krista was hideous, but the more I watch Level1 news, the more I love her.

>> No.17575447

enough tripnigger drama

>> No.17575449
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>>17575152
Bye faggot

>> No.17575464

>>17575449
Thank god I was wrong, now I can finally go do something else.

>> No.17575465

>>17575443
She's homely wife material. As I get older I find myself far more attracted to homely/average ladies.

>> No.17575472

>>17575449
Day isn't over yet, shill.

>> No.17575475

What's the easiest stock to sell calls with low capital?

>> No.17575481
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17575481

ITS NOT GONNA HOLD

>> No.17575492

>>17575449
Kys tripfag you are just as bad

>> No.17575494
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17575494

>>17575415
That feeling was not mutual, and I'm not Baggy so why would I care?
>>17575421
Or if I have something relevant to say. I've tried to stop shitposting since every time I would post 2-4 people would start a chain of bitching and derail half a thread over it, which isn't useful to anyone.

>> No.17575498

>3050
>3050
>3050
>3050
HOLY SHIT JUST STOP

>> No.17575500
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>>17575472
we close green no matter what, shill

>> No.17575507
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>>17575481
WARNING OIL CRASHING
>WARNING OIL CRASHING

>> No.17575509

>>17575146
Have fun getting banned furfag

>> No.17575512

>Social distancing practices
These academic kikes have a name for all of their bullshit schizophrenia.

Thank god I chose money and not academia.

>> No.17575513
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17575513

This is a huge sell signal, fuck.

>> No.17575519

>>17575308
Every time someone farts they spread clouds of fecal matter.

>> No.17575521

bond market is literally leading this market, so why are you watching the SPY anon?

>> No.17575526

>>17575513
OBEY GOY
OBEY GOY
OBEY GOY

Literally 1984 vibes

>> No.17575528

>>17575500
you're delusional and worse than weed fag.

>> No.17575530

>>17575146
Fuck off, faggot.

>> No.17575533

>>17575500
The market sure seems to love negative news on the coronavirus, will still close in the red.

>> No.17575534

>>17575513

based obongo

>> No.17575535

>>17575513
He said nothing officials haven't been saying.

>> No.17575538

>>17575513
SCIENCE!? I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!

>> No.17575542

>>17575507
Well that will absolutely fuck the Canadian market, this will be fun.

>> No.17575543

>>17575513
lmao this nigger still thinks he's relevant.

>> No.17575544

>>17575513
its a nothing burger

>> No.17575554
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>>17575533
>>17575528
>Fighting the fed and PPT
Delusional millennials go to a psychward. The free market has been dead

>> No.17575559

>>17575543
ironic coming from a tripfag that is going mental every other day

>> No.17575563

I want to get off Mr. Crabs calm ride.

>> No.17575564
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17575564

>>17575513

>> No.17575571

>>17575513
>drowning to death in your own plegm to own the RACISTS with FACTS
>we have the FACTS guys!

>> No.17575573
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17575573

>>17575513
thanks for this. ive been staring at my sink all morning wondering what to do

>> No.17575575

>>17575526
>>17575513
“Everyone stay calm”
>tech millionaires, ceos, government officials all going into hiding
“Don’t use masks leave those for health officials”
>stocked masks, 2 year supply of food in rural New Zealand
“It’s just a cold trust (((science)))”

>> No.17575581

>>17575563
I am set to make or lose $5 per single cent fluctuation on HXD.TO and I'm still sitting even after an hour. This is ridiculous.

>> No.17575582
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17575582

BOOOORRRRRIIIIIIIING

>> No.17575583
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17575583

>Things that make you go "Hmmm....."

>> No.17575587

When are the bond yields going to return to normal? My TMV position is getting obliterated by Jerome's emergency rate cut and all these fucks flying into safe haven shit.

>> No.17575602

Can someone explain to a brainlet how the markets opened +500 today

>> No.17575604

>>17575563
shorts loading back up

>>17575575
basically

>> No.17575610

We will pump a new bigger bubble, the biggest bubble you have ever seen

>> No.17575611

>>17575602
After and pre-market

>> No.17575613

>>17575587
unironically not within our lifetimes

>> No.17575621
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>>17575583
>Next year average of -11%

The golden age of crab is upon us.

>> No.17575624

>>17575602
Algorithmic trading + Fed Plunge Protection Team measures.

>> No.17575626

>>17575583
>>17575583
how long until the crash

>> No.17575629

>>17575542
Should we exchange our CAD for USD?

>> No.17575630

>>17575613
so in 4 weeks after covid-19 has killed us all?

>> No.17575641

>>17575587
yields going negative bud

>> No.17575645

>>17575629
I already have a lot of USD solely for trading in US markets so I'm already good.

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>>17575621

>> No.17575655

>>17575602
because that commie fuck sanders aint gonna be president

>> No.17575658

>>17575624
>>17575602
How do brainlets not know how much the market hates having a socialist presidential candidate with gaining momentum?

Biden’s turnaround is big. But yeah I don’t think we’ve found a bottom just yet.

>> No.17575664

>>17575624
it was the biden nomination u retard

>> No.17575669

>>17575641
If yields are negative who the fuck would buy them?

>> No.17575668
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>>17575587
Year and a half from now, after the crash

>> No.17575670

why is this shit not crashing

>> No.17575674

>>17575658
>>17575655
oh shit you're right
I didn't even consider that

>> No.17575678
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>>17575513
>follow the science

>> No.17575682

>>17575670
Fed fuckery is my guess.

>> No.17575692

>>17575669
People who anticipate the losses from holding bonds are less than the losses from holding equities.

Look at Europe

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>>17575664
>>17575658
How do you think algorithmic trading works?

>News input
>Algo process
>Trade output

>> No.17575702
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>+1700 points since monday
ITS GONNA FALL AGAIN RIGHT?

>> No.17575704

>>17575682
This shit is more manipulated than crypto

>> No.17575705
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17575705

This bitch looks like a straight up video game alien.

>> No.17575706

>>17575575
>tech millionaires, ceos, government officials all going into hiding
source for this?

>> No.17575710

wtf is this crab shit
MOVE

>> No.17575714

>>17575645
I switched entirely to USD. Nobody is retreating to CAD, everyone will retreat to USD

>> No.17575715

Have you guys followed any acquisition companies planned mergers lately? Ive only found these guys DEAC (Draft Kings), VTIQ (Nikola Motor), and VRT?

>> No.17575719

>>17575692
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TVC-DE10Y/

>> No.17575723

>>17575705
I don't know how these hoes go around looking so hideous without caring like this

>> No.17575724

bagholding sqqq
fuck me

>> No.17575727

So we’ve got someone watching the LA conference.

Anyone watching Fauci testify before congress?

What about trump and pence having their counter-conference?

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Who else /cash gang for the time being/ here?
I have no idea how the markets will move right now. Or how bad the virus will be.

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>>17575658
>>17575695
>>17575695

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYD

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>> No.17575738

>>17575692
If fed interest rates go negative purely might start clamouring for -10% bonds lmao

>> No.17575741

>>17575710
It's not even crabbing at this point it's just a flatline.

>> No.17575745

>>17575732
95% cash here

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>>17575734
>>17575664

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>>17575670
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME SHORT TESLA. IT HAS DROPPED ALMOST 70 POINTS TODAY. HOLY FUCK.

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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>17575732
Same, mostly cash here. Watching my positions slowly bleed or slowly gain is just so fucking tiresome.

>> No.17575766

>>17575734
>Everything is fine.
>We can just keep buying
>Completely sustainable

>> No.17575767

>>17575724
>bagholding an inverse fund
lol

but seriously give it a few hours and this turd of a market will start sinking again.

>> No.17575773

>>17575695
Sure sure and short gamma hedging and margin calls that force moves to overextend etc etc. but it’s not like it’s just the fed coming in and buying bags and it’s not just algo buys. Money managers care about this shit. And UNH is a huuuuuge company as are the other health insurance companies. They could have been put out of business.

>> No.17575774

>>17575706
Something like 15 ceos stepped down last month, Disney, Twitter, Uber, bezos at his bunker in New Zealand

>> No.17575779

>>17575749
Can we get this misogynistic garbage out of here, thanks.

>> No.17575783

>>17575291
KYS

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>>17575761
no

the crab is to remain for today while also giving all of the anons a chance to sell before the oblivion starts

>> No.17575794

>>17575353
>chinks wipe out boomers to make room for us
>young people still complain
What's wrong with them? Based chinks should eat more bats, not less.

>> No.17575797

LA Conference
>We can test HUNDREDS of people!

>> No.17575804

>>17575732
Nah. This is a chance to buy shit like Costco, Mastercard, Lockheed, Microsoft all at a discount. You gotta do SOME nibbling because you want to own this shit for decades.

>> No.17575807

>>17575475
Please answer

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>>17575704
Where do you think that the crypto whales learned it from, lad?

>> No.17575814

>>17575779
stop being such a homophobe

>> No.17575816
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this one looks like a female steve buscemi

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17575817

stocks are going to crab hesitantly upwards, but it will be short lived once corona cases multiply

I think we are at average 20 cases per major city today, that number will 5x every few days

>> No.17575820

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auAfDfZY7zI

>> No.17575828
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>>17575755
Imagine buying fucking TESLA after last month. Imagine thinking this price is correct. Imagine thinking it will go up from here

>> No.17575837

>>17575602
>>17575624
In this order to be precise..
>Globex session starts
>PTT pumps the market so it gets above important resistance
>Algos that trades purely based on TA sees that TA turns bullish
>Algos goes long
>Traders sees the bullish trend and jumps on the train
>Market opens green

Also, usually what you see in indices are caused by people selling before market close. They will make price enter a temporary downtrend because of the selling pressure and during the globex session (futures), price will reach strong support and algos/traders trading the globex session will buy it up from there. Which means price ends up green when market opens up again.

>> No.17575843

>>17575513
Wow, the desperation from bears to read into things. That nigger is no longer even relevant.

>> No.17575847

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gISlB1IdUjI

>> No.17575850

>>17575828
IV is still pretty high and I don't really feel like spending $45k to buy a put 4 months out.

>> No.17575859

bulls surrendered and so did bears

ALL HAIL THE CRAB

>> No.17575865

>>17575755
Sorry I should have said 40 points drop on Tesla.

>> No.17575868

>>17575814
post your positions

>> No.17575869

>>17575828
imagine missing out on once in a lifetime chance to get in on TSLA this cheap

>> No.17575870

holy fuck SPY looks so autistic right now, literally switching between green and red like mad.

>> No.17575871

>>17575837
Spot on.

>> No.17575880

>>17575868
He’s a top dumbass

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>>17575837
good insight anon

>> No.17575886

>>17575513
Last time Obongo was relevant was in 2007.

>> No.17575887

>>17575868
GME calls
TMV calls

>> No.17575890
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Why the fuck isn't the stock market decreasing? Google is red alerting search terms for COVID19 and my state Oregon just had a recent infected person cause a bunch of hospital workers to get quarantined.

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brainlet here. why do some of you root for bearish market? obviously its impossible for EVERYONE to make money at the same time without other people losing money, so how do you make money off stocks crashing and shit? I'm here to learn

>> No.17575907

>>17575837
This is really evident by watching the bond market too.

Bond market downswing leads equities down.

PPT equity pump LEADS bond markets up.

What a joke.

>> No.17575910

>>17575890
it takes time for the delusion and normalcy bias to fade

>> No.17575918

mmm yes
Green machine

>> No.17575919

>>17575828
why is it so overvalued?

>> No.17575924

>>17575890
Check back this time tomorrow. MMs are deluding people that Biden winning saves them. Tomorrow they'll remember it's a virus.

>> No.17575926

>>17575890
Some degree of this is expected.

Everyone here expected LA to declare a state of emergency, if we’re “smart” enough to get it right, you think the rest of the market isn’t?

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>>17575903
>market crashes
>make money on the way down
>buy cheap stocks and options
>make money on the way up

>> No.17575935

>>17575890
Because the fear hasn't kicked in and everyone is falling for the Chinese and WHO propaganda figures. Honeslty this is how disasters happens because no one takes this shit seriously till its too late.

>> No.17575943

>markets bull mode
>Pandemic

What's going on

>> No.17575945

>>17575903
I root for a bearish market because I like the red candlesticks.

>> No.17575955

>>17575903
Bears want to correct what they believe is an inflated/overvalued market to where it should justly be.

Bulls sometimes get high off of their own supply and want things to go up for no good fundamental reason.

>> No.17575956

>>17575903
inverse funds like SQQQ go up when the S&P 500 index goes down.

alternately: buying put options lets you make money when a stock decreases in value

>> No.17575957

>>17575919
Because the power of memes and dumbasses who believe in Musk's security fraud's ability to "save" the world.

>> No.17575961

>>17575903
you sell when the price is high then buy when it's low. in other words you sell first then buy after for a profit.

>> No.17575963

>>17575903
Shorting
Puts
Inverse ETFs
Cheap buy-ins

>> No.17575967

>>17575903
It’s possible to make money by shorting, but also a lot of people enjoy seeing others lose their jobs and homes.

>> No.17575970

>>17575903
You can short a stock or buy puts, in those instances you profit when the share price drops.

>> No.17575975

>>17575903
Shorting the current financial system because it leads to a new system which leads to massive opportunity in chaos.

>> No.17575976
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>>17575945
BASED

>> No.17575977
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Coronavirus is potentially way worse than the financial crisis, you do the math.

>> No.17575981

>>17575890
Boomers and normies are throwing their money into the hole in hopes it saves the planet from Corona.

>> No.17575986

>>17575967
This is also a very good point. Fuck people that aren't me.

>> No.17575987

>>17575975
If you’re a loser in this system, what makes you think you’ll be successful in the next one?

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>>17575903
to buy cheap shares of all your favorite stocks?? not sure why everyone just wants it to go up all the time.. it's just an illusion

>> No.17575989

>>17575406
Fuck me, this screams truth.

>> No.17575991
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US TEN YEAR .96%

>> No.17575994

>>17575890
Gotta wait a bit for bad news to start piling up, but for now everything that's happening is expected

>> No.17575998

Hell of a UNH pump on the end of their risk of being eliminated by the FEDGOV by BOINIE SANDUHS

>> No.17576002

>>17575957
how much longer do we have before it tanks back to 200

>> No.17576003

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/Russia-Wont-Accept-Additional-12-Million-Bpd-Output-Cut.html

This is significant. Russia will not be reducing oil output to boost oil price. Will let prices continue to fall.

>> No.17576010

>>17576002
Memes are one hell of a drug.

>> No.17576011

>italy closing schools till march 15
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17576020
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I have pics of trannies saved that are less gay than this market

>> No.17576027

>>17576011
>Trump said its a nothingburger

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17576028

>>17575987
Our generation was born at the peak of a 100 year long paradigm.

You can't be sure you will be a winner. Endless opportunity is just more interesting.

>> No.17576035

>>17575723
Post face

>> No.17576036
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>>17575868

>> No.17576038

>>17575105
Anyone else buying stocks that might skyrocket due to coronavirus?
I got $BSG for when people panic buy canned food after quarantines are announced.
$GRUB and $APRN for all the soon to be millenials stuck in quarantine.
$SCI, Funeral home sales are going to be off the roof.
What else am i missing?

>> No.17576050

>>17576027
>LA IN EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17576053

>>17576020
What's the matter? The dows up like 500, you're not a bear are you?

>> No.17576054
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yes, keep buying the pandemic, boomers. let your greed for "cheapies" wash over you.

>> No.17576058

>>17575887
>TMAEMH
Why a call for GME?

>> No.17576060

>>17576050
>ROMANIAN VIROLOGIST SAID TO JUST WASH YOUR HANDS

AAAAAAAAAAAA BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17576063

>>17576038
Obviously subscription adds like netflix, and Draft kings as millennials are going to gamble during the quarantine.

>> No.17576066

>>17576038
Medical/drug Stocks

>> No.17576070

>>17576003
Canadian oil is fucked

>> No.17576071

>>17576038
MMM because muh mask

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>>17576036
>100% of portfolio
You’re a fucking retard. Go back to Stocktwits.

>> No.17576073

>>17576054
uh zoomer here. This is exactly what I'm doing.

>> No.17576075

>>17575890
the markets pricing out the scenario where a severe coronavirus recession leads to a Sanders presidency

>> No.17576079

>>17576053
>up 500 overnight because of biden hype
>completely stalls for 3 hours during trading hours
Sorry but I'm not convinced here.

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>>17575869
>>17575919
>why is it so overvalued?
The burden of proof lies on people who defended TESLA and APPLE suddenly and inexplicably doubling their stock values without delivering anything new.
Do you people know what stock prices are supposed to mean? They're a price discovery mechanism.
If TESLA sat at 300 for a year and then suddenly doubles FOR NO REASON and then you buy, the implication you are accepting is that SOMEHOW investors missing out on how VALUABLE fucking TESLA is for over a year.... WOW YEAH IT'S A REAL SLEEPER NOBODY IS PAYING ATTENTION TO FUCKING TESLA AND ELON MUSK WOW GET IN NOW BEFORE EVERYONE HEARS ABOUT THIS COMPANY.
Same with apple.

>> No.17576081

>>17576036
whens the cowen thing and when should I buy?

>> No.17576084

>>17576073
Lmao zoomer boomer about to go in deep red for a decade

>> No.17576090
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CPB now 50

>> No.17576094

>>17576060
>NY GOING IN LOCKDOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17576097

>>17576070
Good, I'm all in on TSX inverse funds.

>> No.17576098
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return to normal?

>> No.17576102

>>17576098
In a decade or so

>> No.17576105

>>17576060
If everyone does the simple things then it will help reduce the spread.

But there are alot of stupid people

>> No.17576109

>>17576084
>zoomer boomer
Says the boomer.
It's too fucking easy, stock are easy mode. Crypto is where the real niggas at

>> No.17576113

>>17576066
>>17576071
I got some $APT and $LAKE going. Medical stocks and drug stock options seem to be very expensive at the moment.

>> No.17576115

>>17575715
I’m in VTIQ, surprised there aren’t more bag holders here

>> No.17576135

Fuck yum China. Willing to eat a 500 dollar loss just to get out of this honestly.

>> No.17576140

>>17576074
Robinhood is not my only brokerage account. As for the rest, don't care.
>>17576081
Cowen was yesterday, based on the presentation they are waiting for a science conference rather than an investing conference to do the release so likely March 12th Haemotology conference is when data hits. March 10th is when they are doing their EPS/CC. Stock has currently dipped below $1 so you should buy now, while it's still below $1

>> No.17576145

>>17576113
Oh they are 100%, but I think they'll be much MORE expensive in the future

>> No.17576148
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why do stocks go up

>> No.17576153

>>17576058
The share structure and price has deep value written all over it.

>> No.17576160

>>17576115
I found VTIQ through this board maybe you might have mentioned them. They seem interesting but electric vehicles in general seem to be overhyped.

>> No.17576164

>>17576098
My chart looks exactly like this kek. Guess I bought more at capitulation

>> No.17576167

>>17576148
there's no imminent danger of any sort and industry is going to be fine

production levels are going to stay the same or even raise

WASH HANDS

>> No.17576178

Damn it... just took profits on UNH, only 9% gains because I slept in like a dumbass. Maybe should’ve held. Be a long time before we see it at 260 again, if ever.

Should I cash out of Regeneron?

>> No.17576181

>>17576098
Yep. This is just the beginning.

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Opened an account with TDA and initiated a transfer from Robinhood. Is this normal?

>> No.17576195

STOOOOOOOOOOOP
PUMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>> No.17576197

It going to fall guys.

>> No.17576208

>>17576073
you should probably google "the business cycle" before you lose all your money, zoomer.

>> No.17576211

>>17576113
is there a bigger company than LAKE that sells the same stuff?

>> No.17576214

>>17576188
Yeah they get pissed when another broker asks for all your shares on your behalf.

>> No.17576216

>>17576188
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE OUR PONZI SCHEME NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>17575797

>> No.17576222

>>17576080
apple actually makes money though lol

>> No.17576223

other level1 viewers here.. wtf

>> No.17576224

>>17576167
>source: my ass

>> No.17576227

Canadian crude dumping hard today has not affected the Canadian market yet somehow...

>> No.17576233

>>17576208
I know your eyes are, probably bad. So i understand if you missed this:
>>17576109

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>>17576214
>>17576216
Based. Fuck these exit scamming pajeets.

>> No.17576259

>>17575308
>trace fecal matter,
It's everywhere. If you find some or not does not depend or where you look but on how closely you look.

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>>17576216
>>17576214
>>17576188
when you exit the exit scam before they can exit scam..

but really.. they are probably lending everyones shares out and will have to start getting them back to transfer them.. beautiful really.. if everyone bought GME and did this right now it would fuck a lot of big money over due to brokers having to get back all the shares they have lent out

>> No.17576261

>>17576188
If you're a "day trader" maybe

>> No.17576276

>>17576211
3m but they have their factories in china, a lawsuit, and are in debt despite being a dividend aristocrat.

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NOOOO, PLEASE LET ME OUT AT +-0% I PROMISE I WON'T BE A BEAR AGAIN

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>he shorted

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>>17576188
If you're transferring your assets, yes, they get locked down until the transfer is complete to make sure there isn't any mistake made. You can ask TDA for more info on how that works

>> No.17576315

>>17576260
That would initiate a massive short squeeze and the amount of covering and kikery would be biblical.

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>>17576276
but an anonymous poster in here told me it was going to moon

>> No.17576324

>>17576308
You know who doesn’t fight the Fed?
Buffett

>> No.17576325

>bus to work is half empty in Seattle
Puts

>> No.17576326
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this shit still looks like that textbook return to "normal"

>> No.17576332

Up 2% today, did pretty good for myself again.

>> No.17576339
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17576339

Pretty aggressive rising wedge here. Dump in 15 minutes?

>> No.17576340
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fuck this market

>> No.17576343

>>17576318
I am honored to have the famed LCIguy respond. Hows the nasal cocaine spray doing for LCI, I hope it goes up because people realize we shouldn't be making our medicine in a third world shithole that masquerades as a first world one.

>> No.17576350

>>17576325
the ironing in this post

>> No.17576351

holy fuck the market is annoying today

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>>17576325
>bus to work in Seattle

>> No.17576356

>>17576315
brokers would have their thumbs up their asses and shorts would be full blown panic mode trying to buy shares to please the broker who is trying to please the client that is transferring brokers...

>> No.17576359

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17576368
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who ready for some fun?

>> No.17576376

>>17576340
Ah, wedges. Takes me back.

>> No.17576379

>>17576359
no u

>> No.17576385

Is this market always this slow? Just going to wait to get more.

>> No.17576396

>>17576385
No this is pretty odd. I'm suspecting the fed is at fault, but a dump is coming at about 1pm EST.

>> No.17576397

Jesus can this thing just bottom out already

>> No.17576409

>>17576379

FUCK OFF

>> No.17576414

>>17576343
i think their cocaine and all the other drugs they have coming are going to really propel it into a very profitable company.. Pretty happy LCI is one of the few companies that don't make their medicine in china.. it's been holding up very well i just wish it would move in one direction or the other

>> No.17576420

>>17576340
just lost another 50 large.

>> No.17576423

>>17576407
NEW THREAD

>> No.17576427
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Is this uhhh a sustainable move?

>> No.17576430

Around this time, positions get more and more "sticky". Brokerage firms become less responsive [as they are taking the opposite position when they fill orders]. Login screens stop working. Stop losses and limits execute but wild price swings will trigger these at the wrong times [wild crab market, snipping all the gains]. The only way to protect yourself in this situation is through options, and you would have needed to buy options 2 weeks ago to guard yourself against market downturns [since that contract can guard you from losses, at a cost of course].

>> No.17576433

>>17576359
Guy who makes the threads is probably hospitalized due to COVID-9

>> No.17576434

>>17576326
Ah yes, everything is back to normal. Supply lines are restored. Businesses took no losses. Debt has not increased. Everything is fine, right back to the scheduled bull run.

>> No.17576444

>>17576423

BASED

THANK YOU ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>> No.17576458

>>17576359
give me a minute

>> No.17576461

>>17576368
Why does this graph give an ominous feeling?

>> No.17576471

>>17576313
Thanks. When it transfers, will it transfer my tax forms too? Will it keep my average price or do I need to write that shit down?

>> No.17576478

I'd rather see smug bulls, than this boring shit.

>> No.17576485

>>17576479
>>17576479
>>17576479

>> No.17576498

>>17575955
>no good fundamental reason
It's called value and profit you dumb turd and inflation

>>17575903
Because it's been priced in. Bears are retarded thinking the average person wants the stock market to go down so they made terrible puts and are stuck eating sour grapes and crow.

>> No.17576508

fucking NIO, why won!t you go up?

>> No.17576525

>>17576427
how come no one told me about that

>> No.17576556

>Going long as dozens of cases open in Seattle CA , NY , Midwest

Yeah im not sure about this guys

>> No.17576579

>>17576434
BASED. FUCK BEARS

>> No.17576596

>>17576508
China car manufacturers got shrekt on sales.

>> No.17576660

>>17576222
Still doesn't matter. Apple is 50% overvalued just like the rest of the market

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>>17576326

>> No.17576708

gentiles should refrain from playing in the stock market

>> No.17576744

>>17576461
Tight consolidations tend to be followed by strong directional momentum.

>> No.17576782

>>17576339
>rising wedge
>decreasing volume
Yeah, the market will dump before the closing bell.

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17576821

still here

>> No.17576844
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17576844

Give me a good reason why the market is up.

>> No.17576968

>>17575273
tool is gay
smash mouth is better