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>>17540761

>> No.17542169

Buy SPXL

>> No.17542178

Hi niggers. I never see any of you retards talk about this so I'm gonna give you a good idea. I'm a broadcast engineer. I work on UHF transmitters, transmission systems, antenna arrays, and pretty much anything in the communications industry. There are 2 huge rollouts happening this year. 5G and ATSC 3.0. Do your research and buy into a diverse portfolio including semiconductor manufacturers and broadcasting technology manufacturers. When ATSC3.0 is finalized and becomes standard, every broadcast facility in the country will have to buy new satellite IRDs, transcoders, multiplexing systems, etc. Enjoy, cocksuckers.

>> No.17542182

Are we feeling good? How did we all do?

>> No.17542186

How btfo will bears be when the market gets another record gain tomorrow? I'm going to be buying as much shit as possible

>> No.17542190

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>> No.17542194
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If this tripfag ever has the nerve show his face here again, just reply with this image.

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>>17542178
Monitoring 5g situation. May long at some point.

>>17542182
fab

>> No.17542196

>>17542186
Screencapping this

>> No.17542198

something's fishy about the market's behavior recently.

i call it: the fish market

>> No.17542201

>>17542190
I'm ok. Thanks.

>> No.17542204

>>17542182
no. i am not feeling good at all.

>> No.17542205

>>17542178
Will Cisco get a piece of this? Asking for a friend.

>> No.17542206

So the feds had to pump at least 1 trillion into the market to get 1000 points right? I remember a few days ago that 3000 points down on the dow was like 6 trillion in lost wealth.

>> No.17542218

>>17542198
could have just named it your moms underwear market bearfag

>> No.17542221
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>> No.17542225

>>17542204
Any lessons learned?

>> No.17542226

>>17542194
obsessed
Just ignore tripfags, you stupid fucking idiot

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>>17542186
>>17542190
Sir, this is a bull trap. continue to buy at your own discretion

>> No.17542232

>>17542225
yes. im moving to TD ameritrade.

>> No.17542233

SNSS
N
S
S

>> No.17542241

Why has r/The_Donald taken over /smg/
Fuck off faggots

>> No.17542257

>>17542241
s e e t h i n g bear

>> No.17542259

So did robinhood exit scam us or?

>> No.17542261

>>17542218
i'm not a bull or a bear you nut licker

shit's just not right

>> No.17542262

Just wait for 30 minutes at open and study trends and sentiment

then make money the rest of the day, fucking easy gains

panic is over, corona is a nothingburger - you all got so worried over a half dozen people having a cold? lol 6 trillion in market gains lost.

Were going to retrace back to ATH within 2 weeks

>> No.17542263

Accumulate REFR

>> No.17542264
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17542266

>>17542182
Peachy bro, up 10%

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>>17542241
what a constructive and on-topic post!

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>>17542206
You are implying the Fed was solely responsible for this. That is incorrect. You had ass load of shorty shorts sitting there bare ass, including a lot of smol spec retailer shorty shorts. Lots of squeezies. Plus Long hodlers doing their usual averaging. Plus swing traders entering long for rebound move. Lots of stuff involved.

>> No.17542274

>>17542194
hes right >>17542226

theyre attentionwhores
they live for this kind of shit

speaking of which, where is the faggot?
havent been on here all day
reckon it might be time for a new trip lmao

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fuck you robinhood, btw fucking scam ass brokerage pos

>> No.17542278

Why the fuck does Ford keep fluctuating between high 90s at 6 and like mid 60s a 7.
For fucks sake

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>>17542182
Would have done great if robinhood didnt fuck me out of 50% gains. I was at 100% roi couldn't trade, 75% couldn't trade, 50% couldn't trade, now the market is closed.

>> No.17542289

>>17542194
obsessed

>> No.17542291

>>17542205
Take a look at ATSC's partners list

>> No.17542301

>>17542241
downvote

>> No.17542302

tell me about your puts gentlemen

>> No.17542305

>>17542221
LMAO AT TMDX FAGS

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Go back to /pol/ glownigger OP
Fuck tripfags btw

>> No.17542312

>>17542206
I think Bootygay and Klombitch dropping out and endorsing Joe brings confidence to investors

>> No.17542315

>>17542269
Yeah, that's why I said 1 trillion instead of 2. You also have to take into account that maybe a lot of people were selling, and the fed had to keep the green line up until it caught momentum.

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>he fell for the Bangledesh Aids meme

>> No.17542321

>>17542302
I'm finna bouta put my dick in your mom's butt lmao rekt

>> No.17542326

>>17542262
Screencapping this.
You might be right about the market (for now) but the Coronavirus is here to stay. Forever. It likely won't ever leave the population. Do some research, and not /pol/ shit. The actual medical research.

>> No.17542334

>>17542326
yeah, dead chinks and boomers sounds like another 4000 point up day tomorrow

>> No.17542340

>>17542326
reinfection meme is because of 10% inaccuracy of tests

>> No.17542344

>>17542226
>>17542289
obsessed

>> No.17542346

>>17542241
>everything i dont like is "x"
oh lordy
how much did you get FEDed for?

>>17542269
>You had ass load of shorty shorts sitting there bare ass, including a lot of smol spec retailer shorty shorts. Lots of squeezies
fucking this^^^
speaking of, whats short interest at now?
probably some more gas for the fire

>> No.17542347

>GET READY FOR COMPLACENCY

>> No.17542349

Idk anything about stocks. What do I buy and do I buy now? I just opened a TD account

>> No.17542350

100 cases of the Virus in the U.S now. by Friday watch it be double that. I hope DIS closes the parks soon. not out of actual deaths, mind you but for the DIS stock cheapies that would follow. It's at 119 now, they close the parks, watch it fall to 50. Then I strike. Add to my current DIS position.

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>>17542306
>>17542241
You do know where Momiji is from right

>> No.17542359

>>17542190
yeah I gained maybe 0.2% kinda sucks but whatever not every day is a big winner

>> No.17542361

>>17542315
Actually if you think about it, this wouldn't even cause inflation, right, or am I just retarded? If 6 trillion is wiped out, then putting back 1-2 trillion into the market is still deflationary.

>> No.17542363

I bought spx puts all day long, mostly at 3020

>> No.17542368

>>17542312
Possible. I think market would prefer Biden for dem candidate as he's the least extreme and also likely to lose to the donal.

>> No.17542370

>>17542349
buy high, sell low
ancient chinese wisdom

>> No.17542371

>>17542350
OH SHIT THERE MIGHT BE 500 CASES IN A POPULATION OF 360 MILLION IS IT OVER FOR THE UNITED STEAKS OF AMERCIA?

>> No.17542374

im gonna fucking lose my mind.

>> No.17542375

I wonder how many people actually did better because RH crashed. Maybe kept some from doing something stupid.

>> No.17542376
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its such a beautiful day to fly a kite.. too bad my favorite kite got ripped last time i was flying it :(

i need some relief from this market

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>Put down 3k on hudbay minerals
>Brought it down to 3.65 a share from 4.09
>18k on it

Feels god

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>>17542221
But their call was bullish? The original medfag said this was a 1+ year hold.

>> No.17542390

>get into market 1 month ago
>every single transaction i've done has been at the very top or bottom
>buy leveraged 20x sp500 bull cert because sp500 always goes up
>it crashes literally right after
>buy bear version of it
>it starts going up and down like a seizure, immediately after
sorry for the mess guys. i'll exit tomorrow so it should stop

>> No.17542394

>>17542262
i mainly trade AMD and /ES right now, daytrade. stock goes up i buy stock goes down i sell, it's really not that hard.

you can add some tools based on volume weighted shit to help but honestly it's mostly all just multiple moving averages, a.k.a. studying what price is doing on average over different lengths of time (short/medium/long). it's really not that hard, a 5th grader could do this shit in all honesty, you just have to have the balls to risk your money and as such, have a proper predetermined risk in case shit gets fucked.

>> No.17542396

https://twitter.com/jtech63/status/1234600045787394048?s=21

>> No.17542403

REEEEEEEEEEE I'LL BUY BACK MY STOCKS AT LOSS
I'LL NEVER LISTEN TO /SMG/ AGAIN

>> No.17542404

>>17542178
Also niggers, buy American Towers. Do it right fucking now. AMT

>> No.17542408
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>>17542396

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>Put down 3k on hudbay minerals at 2.39
>Brought it down to 3.65 a share from 4.09
>18k on it

Feels good to see it pumping today.
Can't wait for the pay-off of 7.25

>> No.17542418

>>17542371
>I don't understand exponential math
Wouldn't expect much better from a burgerbrain
>>17542340
Some RNA viruses stay in your DNA forever.

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>>17542396
That's just their chink scam damage control, false flagging it as a "simple coding error" when in reality they intended it to happen all along.
>t. white webdev

>> No.17542430

>>17542182
IT wasn't a complete disaster but it was a total waste

>> No.17542434
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>>17542284
Already opened and put a deposit in to TD, just waiting for options approval.

>> No.17542437
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Big brain stuff

>> No.17542438

>>17542418
coronavirus isnt dengue

>> No.17542442

>>17542241
Literally go back you fucking shit.

>> No.17542445

>>17542396
Ho Lee Fuck
They're getting fucking sued. It's over for them. There's no way. Holy fuck.

>> No.17542456
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>just a flu bro

>> No.17542463

>>17542418
Like HIV, that is something Baggie has and may explain his behavior.

>> No.17542464

>>17542380
If you get in below $15 consider yourself blessed. It will be $20 end of month.

>> No.17542468

>>17542438
HIV isn't dengue either. How it do it? Huhh??

>> No.17542472

holy shit TSLA AND GILD ARE PUMPING

>> No.17542476

>>17542376
literally just day trade instead of holding over night, it's so fucking good right now with this volatility and often very obvious trends.

i mean literally, LITERALLY just study AMD's price action. that shit always has high volume traded every fucking day, high liquidity. you could just trade that single stock, or the /ES (which also has high volume and liquidity literally every single day, is available 24/5 and follows the S&P a.k.a. the market as a whole). you don't even have to trade a bunch of different assets you can literally just pick 1 and profit every day off of the intraday moves, ESPECIALLY now. why the fuck aren't you doing this instead of investing in a failing company like LCI? literally downtrending since the 24th of Feb. lmao'ing at your life right now.

>> No.17542484

>>17542472
I'm in Tesla moon mission to a grand again or Spce.

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>>17542396
Oh man. That's a rookie coding move to make but also entirely plausible cause of the trouble. There's a reason you often get the 'don't forget about the Y2K problem' speech in coding classes. Tiny little oversight = big problems sometimes.

>> No.17542495

>>17542476
AMD is a good buy now too.

>> No.17542507

>robinhood didnt include code to cover leap years
How the fuck is this possible? The python standard libraries cover this shit for you. Did these morons roll their own datetime module or something?

>> No.17542508

>>17542456
I consider this bullish for companies able to smoothly do so without issue.

>> No.17542512

>>17542403
Should I wait for it to fall back and buy or take the 8% loss and buy back now?

>> No.17542516

>>17542456
flutards are delusional and can't afford to prepare for what's coming.

>>17542488
but Anon someone on /biz/ told me Y2K was a nothingburger. We should be NPCs and not worry about such silly things. All no burger. All good(: burger.... Mmmm...

>> No.17542517

>>17542495
>>17542484
yep, got some call spreads on AMD, TSLA, AND GILD.

>> No.17542520

>>17542221
where LCI?

>> No.17542522

>>17542456
how you guys stand to hold overnight during this crisis is beyond me. even worse if you long-term position trade. who fucking knows what will happen tomorrow, all we really know is that things are gonna move like crazy which is perfect for the chad day trader, who actually gets the benefit of stop losses and the complete lack of dealing with gaps.

>> No.17542535

>>17542512
The absolute state of bears

>> No.17542536

>>17542375
probably not much
as much as i try to NEVER go on that botnet (as opposed to this one), imma go check WSB to see the fucking carnage
this is gonna be like volpocolypse was, but even more hilarious due to how absolutely CERTAIN all those retards were that it was gonna crash another 10% this week

this was the most obvious squeeze ive ever seen since i started trading
anyone who got goofed on this should be fucking ashamed of themselves and/or never trade the short side ever again

>> No.17542544

>>17542516
>someone on /biz/ told me Y2K was a nothingburger.
It was thanks to a trove of top men identifying the issue early and taking steps to fix it before the date rolled over.

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>friday has EOD pump on /ES, monday has major EOD pump on /ES

this is the US govt, isn't it?

>> No.17542547

>>17542349
Invest in Battle Toads!

>> No.17542556

>>17542476
i am day trading SPY options..... idk why you think i only hold LCI.. like really don't get that... i've literrally been posting that i have calls and puts on SPY... seriously.. try not to be such a newfag

>> No.17542562

>>17542544
this is literally the plot of Office Space.

>> No.17542569

>>17542456
>a bunch of HR cunts are panicking

lel, ez buy

>> No.17542570
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17542570

You niggers bought the dip, right?

>> No.17542577

>>17542476
>literally downtrending since 24feb
Just like everything else.

>> No.17542582

>>17542544
I am aware. I'm just saying the NPCs in this thread don't know that. They only know TV say end world and then world no end.

>> No.17542586

>>17542556
good, good. maybe change your name to SPYguy then, faggot.

>> No.17542588

>>17542403
If you were bearish why are you bullish now?

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>>17542570
Dear Lord

>> No.17542595

>>17542430
Not great but not terrible huh?

>> No.17542609

>>17542562
It's literally not?

>> No.17542610

>>17542570
>guys why is it going doing over a no burger TV said NOTHING burger no burger no Burger

>> No.17542628

>>17542609
look up what Peter's job is some time.

>> No.17542637

>>17542522
this
head up, and stick on the ice
we crab nao

also
since this shit is absolutely going to be a major market mover over the next few months, we should consider adding this to the OP
it tracks a number of different stats on the effects of the virus on chinese production

>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/

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>>17542610
Mmmmm.

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It's a sucker's rally, CMV

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17542642

>coronavirus deaths rise to sex
what did Reuters mean by this?

>> No.17542645

If I close my SQQQ tonight it will moon tomorrow, if I hold it, it will plummet to Earth’s core. Decisions decisions.

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>>17542456
You're right. The flu has killed 10X as many people so far this year.

>> No.17542656

>>17542302
> Buying puts when volatility is plummeting.
Just sell naked calls ffs

>> No.17542658

>>17542588
the chart of my stock looks bullish now

>> No.17542659
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WOOHOO YEAH BULLCHADS WIN AGAIN RATE CUTS CONFIRM DOW 40000 THIS YEAR RECESSIONS ARE IMPOSSIBLE ITS DIFFERENT THIS TIME

>> No.17542666

Strange crab of a day: with Robinhood being down I can't get an exact %, but all the shit that crashed last week did great and the bear ETFs I got (SQQQ, TECS, SPXU) cratered. So if things are going good, expect those to plummet? I'm kinda retarded guys

>> No.17542669

>>17542639
>>17542641
Bros why is animu better than 3d?

>> No.17542670
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So why the fuck is the market up?

>> No.17542678

>>17542642
Sex is dead. The species is doomed to extinction.

>> No.17542681

I would personally like to thank the idiot that paid $75 for the 2 at the money 2022 SOXL puts I sold on friday


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZf3Byq8oLA

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>>17542586
I trade many things all the time... i trade almost every day.. LCI just happens to be one of my fairly large holdings that i'm very VERY confident in.... seriously... try not to be such a newfag... lurk more...

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>>17542637
MY DUDE! we crab now, deal with it swing and position traders.

>> No.17542704

REEEEEE
I WANT MORE
KO AND PEP!!!!

>>17542002
Then you’re still a leap chad.
I sold 80/100 shares today but will
Likely buy back if it dips.

They rang the bell at the Nasdaq close on Friday or something! I have a good feeling about them.

>>17542017
heh. Glad I bought too. Even my Rh account grabbed some BRKB in Friday. Wish it did shit today...

>>17541944
Mulan could hurt but it’s not like they fucked it up. I was just responding to the star wars FUD from chinese box office. No one expected Star Wars to do well in bugland.

>> No.17542706

>>17542628
Ah sure but that's not the plot Anon.

>> No.17542708

>>17542570
Bought the dip and the chips. Even a lime for my coconut.

>> No.17542711

>>17542669
because drawings are always perfect.

>> No.17542721

>>17542669
The former is designed flawlessly while the latter flawfully

>> No.17542724

>>17542678
so, SPY puts?

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How much of which stocks do you need to long to get a cute boy like this?

Bullchads should be excited on this latest rally.

>> No.17542727

>>17542670
Because the goal is for the greatest number of >participants need to be fleeced. IMO this will continue since everyone is calling it a dead cat bounce, including myself. ZeroHedge will be writing daily articles about muh irrational market until it breaks all time highs in the next couple of weeks.

>> No.17542730
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>>17542396
The worst part about this is that the leap day happened on the weekend. They had two days to catch and fix this with the automated testing CI/CD that I WOULD HOPE they had set up as a modern tech company in 2020.

...they probably have some poor codemonkey already lined up to be the fall guy for something that should have been sending escalating notifications to the whole company for the last two days.

>> No.17542739

>>17542670
Because shoeshine boys shorted the bottom

>> No.17542749
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>>17542691
YEE-CLAW

>> No.17542758

>>17542658
So nothing to do with anything other than the line went up and to the right instead of down and to the right?

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>>17542691

>> No.17542787

>>17542645
Tomorrow markets will drop cause of bernie... right... right...

>> No.17542812

Which broker should I switch to? I've been looking at Schwab and TD Ameritrade. I like that TDA has forex but Schwab has fractional shares.

>> No.17542816

DIX @ 44.8
Dip is bought
Cheapies are OFF the menu

Finna buy some shit after hours anything still look cheap?

>> No.17542824
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am I missing something or has nothing changed since Friday?
Coronavirus is continuing to spread across the world, including more and more deaths
how can anyone POSSIBLY explain this?

>> No.17542830
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17542830

give it to me straight; how much did i miss out on

>> No.17542847

>>17542670
short.
squeeze.
like none have ever seen before

>> No.17542853

VISA flagging for lower than expected earnings.

>> No.17542858

>>17542830
a lot, but it really doesn't matter. if you're a day trader, there are opportunities every minute of every trading day. join us.

>> No.17542860

>>17542824
The panic is stopping. You doomers are just retards.

>> No.17542869

We'll go back to standard programming tomorrow wont we?

>> No.17542872

>>17542659
NEGATIVE INTEREST RATE INCOMING
GET BULL OR GET FUCKED

>> No.17542887

>>17542824
daddy drumpf said every gon be okay so the boomers bought back in

>> No.17542892

>>17542824
The Fed

>> No.17542896

>>17542824
Robinhood traders and especially algo traders that set premarket buys to and cancel right before open were not able to cancel. The marketmakers got fucked over and the little guys on TDAmeritrade and Charles Schwab were able to win one today.

>> No.17542898

>>17542812
Fidelity has both fractional shares and forex.

>> No.17542902

>>17542860
at this point i'd say the drop has been significant enough to say the "panic" has been priced in at this point. there might be like one more big drop but otherwise we're basically at bottom now, at least by looking at the chart.

god, why are TA chads so based? all of your bullshit subjective shit is objectively illustrated via moving averages, how dumb must you feel to not even be able to understand what an average is? i know americans hate math but ffs man... it's not that hard.

>> No.17542904

>>17542830
Be patient my friend. It hasn't even begun yet.

My employer (fortune 500 company) just suspended all employees from travelling today unless absolutely necessary.

>> No.17542916

>>17542758
yes

>> No.17542920

>>17542824
The first Americans deaths, clusters popping up in the us, and the first world leaders in Iran and possibly the pope were infected.

Those were the things that we knew would happen and couldn’t bottom until they did happen. So some of the fear and chaos has been boiled off and baked in.

All the other reasons are insignificant.

Markets are forward looking discounting mechanisms that transfer wealth from the impatient to the patient.

>> No.17542923

>>17542787
>actually thinking bernie will get the nomination

>> No.17542957

>>17542896
Virgin Robinhood versus chad eTrade when?

>> No.17542959

I bought puts on airlines for April. They got rekt during the pump but the writing is on the walls. Dead air.

>> No.17542981

>>17542959
dont forget resorts and hospitality

>> No.17542982

>>17542898
Do you use Fidelity? I've heard it's interface is kind of crap.

>> No.17542983

>Those futures
Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.17542990
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17542990

what is this chart telling you? this is the S&P 500 E-mini futures chart btw. the market, as a whole. think about it. go ahead, call the average price a meme line, i dare you to prove how dumb you are.

>> No.17543020

>>17542959
I only bought puts on international airlines that didn't have structural advantages to weather the storm.

>> No.17543025
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17543025

>>17542990
I don’t know what any of that means but check this out.
>>17542983
Dip is being bought, volatility floor has fallen out.

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>>17542896
Robinhood traders are literally the little guy you delusional fuck.

>>17542957
Pretty much but everyone already knew this. Robinhood traders were getting burned by their slow shitty trading platform from the beginning. It's so notorious for being a platform for mouth breathing, knuckle-dragging, open-mouth-chewing, unibrowed troglodytes who pump up stocks literally right before they are about to crash. When I see a stock become the most publicly traded stock on Robinhood then I know it's exit time. Fucking Robinvirgins get what they deserve.

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>>17542983
What is your problem with the look of futures?

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>people trust this shit broker with hundreds of thousands of dollars

>> No.17543043

>>17542990
It's a meme

>> No.17543052

What should we be buying now?

>> No.17543055

>>17542923
It’s obviously going to be biden. Buttegg and the klob kissing the ring should tell you as much.

>> No.17543057
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Does anyone think the market rose because of the FFVII demo finally releasing?

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>>17542157
>he bought ze "dip"?
yes master
>good. load ze second round of corona FUD

>> No.17543065

>>17542990
What the fuck is this multicolored diarrhea bullshit? Do you guys really need all this to read a chart?

>> No.17543069

>>17543042
That's clearly a frontend error though, fake news. Robinhood has existed for >4 years already so it's also not the first leap.

>> No.17543078

>>17542990
lower your line width sir I can't see anything

>> No.17543079

>>17542990
Why the fuck are you filling your chart with a damn rainbow for? You can't even see the candles

>> No.17543085

Sorry to be a pain guys, not really a /Biz/ person but could someone explain the surge of stocks today?
Really confuses me, like literally makes such little sense to me how production is tanking, forecasts for work forces are getting worse by the day, governments stating extreme responses may be necessary over covid, yet the markets act in this way?
Sorry to be a pain, would really appreciate if someone could give me a layman summary as to what's happening here?

>> No.17543088

>>17542990
>what is this chart telling you?
that you hate your eyes, apparently

>> No.17543089

>>17542982
I've made a few trades on it. The website is pretty shit but the mobile and desktop applications are a little better.

>> No.17543093

>>17543025
i'll tell you what my stuff means if you tell me what your stuff means.

blue/green means up, red/purple means down. as things currently stand at least, we had a huge downtrend that bottomed out on friday and reversed on monday, is what it means. /ES following the S&P 500 (a.k.a. the market as a whole) means this is basically what the entire market is experiencing. futures are nice because they go 24/5, so you get a heads-up about what the general market is feeling before 9:30AM rolls around.

is the DIX like the VIX or something?

>>17543065
it's more useful intraday and for programming trading bots who can't into subjectivity.

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>>17541793 #
>keep buying when there is no viable way this doesn't fall hard in the next 3-6m
Sell me on real term growth this year.

Scenario 1) Fed, despite a global recession, tries to keep the market green -> Capital follows to non-depreciating assets, even if nominal prices can be maintained (big big if), gold etc will out pace them

Scenario 2) Fed doesn't buoy the market -> Market falls hard

Scenario 3) Everything is rainbows and kittens and we develop a cure for Corona Chan in the next week and China shutting down causes no economic slowdown -> Pure delusion. We're 1yr to never from a vaccine (we've never developed a working vaccine for a coronavirus), none of our anti-virals look promising, which just leaves immunoglobulin therapy, which is expensive and won't cut hospitalization just mortality

>> No.17543098

>>17543085
Stocks are only allowed to go up.

>> No.17543099
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17543099

My biggest regret was not being able to buy that sweet TSLA and SPCE dip.

Fucking Robinhood

>> No.17543102

>>17543057
Obviously.

>> No.17543112

I never realized I can trade futures options. Super stoked.

>> No.17543115

>>17543088
>>17543079
>>17543078
it's zoomed out all the day, im just asking you to get a general gist of what is going on.

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remember to thank xi, gweilo

>> No.17543117

>>17543085
>how production is tanking, forecasts for work forces are getting worse by the day, governments stating extreme responses may be necessary over covid
None of this matters in the short run. Prices dove so people bought.

>> No.17543118
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17543118

Here's excellent commentary regarding the ongoing Robinhood collapse
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22468361

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>>17543057
Oh shit. Is that why SNE pumped?

Somehow this shit happened after hours even though RH is fucked.

>> No.17543121

>>17543085
>someone explain the surge of stocks today?
Because corona is temporary and there is nowhere else to put your money

>> No.17543124

>>17543085
There is a blind faith in stonks that surpasses God in America.

>> No.17543132

>>17543099

But the dip was BEFORE today. You should have bought last week and then sat on it. Instead you panicked like a doomer and missed out. I barely sold anything last week so the robinhood bullshit didnt really touch me.

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>>17543085
Market does to move in straight lines. Pull up the S&P or DOW chart and scroll back to previous periods of volatility. Return if you have further questions.

>> No.17543138

>>17543121
>Corona is temporary

We are at the beginning

>> No.17543142

>>17543042
imagine actually using robinhood instead of a legit broker, even after $0 fees were introduced in October.

ToS chads [email protected]???

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>>17543042
but this didnt happen in 2016....

>> No.17543157

>>17543116
what are "Uyghur"?

(they're legal slaves, aren't they?)

>> No.17543159

>>17543085
Look up "dead cat bounce"

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mfw robinhoodrats panic sell their sticks tommrow activating BOG12 causing SPY400 giga pump

>> No.17543163

>>17543138
Whatever you permabears need to tell yourself

>> No.17543165

>>17542860
The normies will come to eat the nonbelievers first, fren

>> No.17543169

>>17543138
Trump said it will magically disappear by April so that is what the cult believes now

>> No.17543174

>>17543098
>>17543117
>>17543121
>>17543124
Thank you very much for the responses

>>17543136
Will do cheers,

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>> No.17543180

>>17543138
Cope harder fag

>> No.17543182
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>>17542157
hey so imma keep spamming this link until someone adds it to the OP

>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/

regardless of ones opinion on the whole thing, i think we can all be pretty sure that corona news will be a major market mover while we crab all of this out
due to the long incubation period, it will be a month at best before we are able to say with confidence that weve gotten a lid on it here.
and china might as well be our siamese twin at this point, due to our relationship with their manufacturing sector, so keeping an eye on that with a variety of metrics will be important as well.
yurop too (albeit less so cuz "LUL YUROP? WHOCARE?"), as it seems to be going parabolic, and their govt doesnt seem to be doing fucking ANYTHING about it

should add a note that these are chinese official numbers, so take that whichever way you wish.
but it should be noted beside the link imo, for transparency

>> No.17543187

>>17543085
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce

>> No.17543189

>>17543124
International investors pile in too.
Are you going to trust your money in the chinese stock market that won’t let you sell? The Japanese market as their economy risks recession?

>>17543093
Ok. But what happens next?

DIX is a theoretical measure of dark pool buying of the SPY or SPX (I don’t remember which one but sameidea as far as I’m concerned) based on shorting.

Market making darkpool bots short a stock to provide liquidity when the buyers are rushing in, and cover when there’s lots of selling. The more shorting, the more it means liquidity will be necessary as big buyers are coming in.

Or something like that’s.

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>>17543115
A trend reversal?

>> No.17543193
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YOU TOLD ME TODAY WAS GOING TO BE A BLACK MONDAY AND THAT I SHOULD SHORT AND I'D REGRET IT

>> No.17543198
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im trying to fix my OTM MSFT calls...
how does this look?

>> No.17543199

>>17543157
They're a bit like Jews in Nazi Germany

>> No.17543201

Coronavirus kills 6 people in Washington state

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>>17543169

>> No.17543207

>>17543157
predominantly muslim ethnic group that Chinks like to bully.

>> No.17543210

>>17543193
Bears are delusional and their irrational exuberance was palpable.

>> No.17543212

>>17543138
Lel

You permadoomer fucks are pathetic

>> No.17543215

>>17543201
Nobody cares

>> No.17543217

fucking robinhood forgot isleap()

FUCKING FORGOT ISLEAP()

but i would make the same mistake anyways

but fuck they are gonna get RAMMED by FINRA regulations

>> No.17543219

>>17543190
potentially, at least. the key point is that the averages are, as you might expect, going to ultimately reflect what price does, on average. i have a particular fondness for the hull moving average, but the exponential is great for gauging momentum due to it's lagging nature.

>>17543199
>>17543207
so.........

....they're legal slave, aren't they?

>> No.17543222

>>17543157
mongolian muslims based xi put in reeducation gulags in chinese siberia until they eat bacon

>> No.17543227

>>17543219
>they're legal slave, aren't they?
yeah, welcome to Chinkland

>> No.17543236
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lmaoing @ robinhood going down for the whole day. Lucky me I bought the dip premarket. Dab on bears.

>> No.17543238

>>17542651
The flu has infected 10,000X as many people so far.

>> No.17543239

>>17543217
i literally just want to see them get sued and go out of business at this point, robinhood is a meme, has always been a meme, and should die now that the big bois have $0 fees, RH's only saving grace.

good riddance to bad rubbish.

>> No.17543242

>>17543217
Timekeeping is honestly one of the most infuriating thinks in computer science, it is fucking ridiculous how overly complicated it is.

>> No.17543243

>>17543217
There is no way that's true. It worked in 2016 and was working early in the morning today. Unless some pajeet changed something...

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>>17543182
fast bread

>> No.17543246

>>17543219
A bit, but they’re also the guinea pigs of the chinese technocratic authoritarian surveillance state.

>> No.17543249

for any of you zoomers that dont remember 2008 i would like to remind you that many of the biggest one-day percent gains happened in the midst of the selloff
typically you would rather see a steady but measured clawback than giant one day spikes

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>>17543217
iSleep()
iWoke()

>> No.17543252

>>17542656
Literally the best time to buy puts if you expect the market to continue dropping after a bounce.

>> No.17543256

>>17542651
>>17543238
Is this a bot?

>> No.17543263

if you go and look back some weeks, there was huge selling before this shit started. like before there were even hints of it or the virus was news.
who are those people and how did they know?

>> No.17543268

>>17543256
Is this a bot?

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>>17543252
Hey how's it goin? Can I get a $5 gordita crunch box. Dr Pepper no ice for the drink, please. Thanks! Oh yea, can I get the diablo hot sauce with that too? You're the best anon!

>> No.17543281

>>17543227
the funny thing is that at the end of the day i just care how it effects markets so i can continue to make money. the stock market is a miracle, it changes you from "oh god this is a terrible atrocity...... but i can't do anything about it im so mad IM SO MAD AHHHH I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT THIS IS SO TERRIBLE AHHHHH" into "okay, how do i profit from this?"

are we all just jews in the making, /smg/? honestly as long as im on the side that profits i dont really give a shit, but it's still an interesting thing to consider. it's very liberating when instead of being impotent to do anything to effect change, you can at least profit off of the terrible things that happen in the world. or the good things, really. stocks go up i go long, stocks go down i short, it's really that simple. i make money either way.

>> No.17543291
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>>17543256
>>17543268
prolly

imma repost this tho
WE SHOULD PUT THIS IN THE OP FOR NOW

>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
>https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/

regardless of ones opinion on the whole thing, i think we can all be pretty sure that corona news will be a major market mover while we crab all of this out
due to the long incubation period, it will be a month at best before we are able to say with confidence that weve gotten a lid on it here.
and china might as well be our siamese twin at this point, due to our relationship with their manufacturing sector, so keeping an eye on that with a variety of metrics will be important as well.
yurop too (albeit less so cuz "LUL YUROP? WHOCARE?"), as it seems to be going parabolic, and their govt doesnt seem to be doing fucking ANYTHING about it

should add a note that these are chinese official numbers, so take that whichever way you wish.
but it should be noted beside the link imo, for transparency

>> No.17543301

>>17543263
The virus was already news weeks ago, when it started spreading in Europe and the effects of the China's quarantine were clear the markets tanked.
Get ready for other heavy dips in March.

>> No.17543303

The prevailing theory for the Robinhood outage is a leap year bug. Like, wtf are you doing Robinhood? Your backend is Python. isleap() is a thing. Haha

>> No.17543304

>>17543278
Please address the argument. The bounce lowers volatility and lowers the price of puts. If you reasonably expect the market to continue dropping, why would you not buy?

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>>17543263

Glow Niggers and Jews my friend.

>> No.17543308

>>17543085
Maybe someone has been lying to you?

>> No.17543309

>>17543252
>expect

never understood this style of trading. i got past info and present info, and i take the highest probability of those two factors continuing into the future, until they don't in which case i exit. i don't know the future i just know the past and present, why are you trying to predict the future when knowing the past and present should suffice with proper risk management? crazy.

>> No.17543312

>>17543301
i mean even way further back

>> No.17543314

>>17542562
the plot of office space is two chicks at the same time

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>>17543281
Yeah, finance will destroy any man's soul.
we're all monsters here

>> No.17543323

>>17543219
Have you not heard about the organ harvesting?

>> No.17543331

>>17543182
Almost relevant but Why do people keep bringing up that China fakes numbers? If they fake the numbers, the world will NEVER see the real numbers anyway and it will never be priced in, so whats the point? China wont just come out and say 'sorry, we faked it'

>> No.17543334

>>17543263
There was a massive sell-off in December even. I guess smart investors foresaw the threat corona posed to production chains and bailed out early, meanwhile the vast majority of investors were asleep at the wheel until Apple literally told them to their face that corona would hurt earnings, then it was freefall for a week.

Trusting the market to foresee these things just doesn't work when you have market leaders asleep at the wheel like that. This correction should have occurred between January and now in a gradual manner, instead it happened all at once and caught everyone with their dick out.

>> No.17543338

>>17543309
Potential for higher profits. Gambling.

>> No.17543350
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17543350

>>17540830
Today was great! Looks like PSK might be stabilizing. Very pleased.

>> No.17543352

>>17543304
oh anon, you're so funny. What's that? I can fill out this receipt and get a free cheesy quesarito roll? Awesome!

>> No.17543354

>>17542516
And I was right. If you built a retard bunker because you were afraid of the Y2K virus... well it was probably a fun project

>> No.17543357

>>17543219
>....they're legal slave, aren't they?
something like that

>Leaked documents detail for the first time China's systematic brainwashing of hundreds of thousands of Muslims in a network of high-security prison camps.

>> No.17543365

>>17543309
Some people (i.e. people with low IQ) completely lack the ability to detect nuanced patterns, like the ones necessary to manage risk, so they just gamble and "trust their gut" and lose all their money.

>> No.17543367

hey boys, which firms have no fee trades at the moment?
i heard vanguard but does td ameritrade?

>> No.17543368

>>17543314
no, the plot of office space is doing nothing. relaxing your body completely and doing... nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmW2tZP2kU

peter's answer is the real answer. this is one of my favorite movies of all time. honestly, probably favorite. it should have a major impact on any office worker living in modern american society, even to this day, but especially in the 90's.

>> No.17543375

>>17543252
If Volatility keeps falling you can get them cheaper.

>> No.17543376

>>17543243
They've rolled their own datetime modules in python. Instead of just importing from the standard library.
>>17543242
I'd agree if it was 2000, but it's 2020, they're using python, there's no excuse to reinvent the fucking wheel and build your own datetime modules, and they should have automated testing suites in place that would have caught this on Saturday when it would have first started saying it was March 1st erroneously.

Seriously the only way this makes sense is if they made their own in house libraries for datetime and had zero testing in place for the use of that library.

>> No.17543384

>>17543278
>I can’t wait until mommy su gives us the tech to render shit caked matted fur animal assholes on my waifus

>> No.17543387

>>17543367
>does td ameritrade?
Yes. Free for common shares, small fee on options.

>> No.17543392

>>17543365
>>17543338
>Gamble
>gamble

ah. i suppose this is why i literally make a living this way while, what is the statistic? 90%? 95%? 99? higher? lose like 30k average and then quit? makes sense i guess.

>> No.17543398

>>17543331
does it matter if the numbers are fake?
china puts up fake financial numbers all the time
im certain they are now too

but if those are the official numbers, and the market seems to now be aware and responding to them, are they not useful to have at a glance?

>> No.17543409
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17543409

right on time

>> No.17543412
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>>17543323

>> No.17543429
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>>17543384
Su Bae can do anything if only you believe

>> No.17543430

>>17543350
>Your Personal account has $115.47 CAD

this isn't real, is it? do.... do people actually do this? i didn't even start until i had $50k to put into my brokerage account. get a fucking job, nigger.

>> No.17543448

>>17543263
why you think bezos sold a couple $b in Amazon stock a month ago?

>> No.17543451

>>17543412
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2019/06/18/china-killing-prisoners-to-harvest-organs-for-transplant-tribunal-finds/#e94811e53d41
https://bylinetimes.com/2020/01/24/chinas-harvesting-of-uyghur-organs-gets-darker/
They sell the organs to Saudis.

>> No.17543453

>>17543430
Nothing wrong with starting with a little, making small gains, and putting in more and more

Entitled privileged white/jewish people.... baka senpai

>> No.17543460

>>17543412
man you're really falling behind your China knowledge
They do all sorts of crazy shit, you should look into that shithole.

>> No.17543467

Fuck the Jews, fuck Jerome and FUCK THE FEDS.

>> No.17543468

>>17543384
>>17543429
im still never going to get over being in at $48 in AMD when it rose to over $59 and then crashed back down and i got out at $50 because i thought i was so safe that i could hold for the rest of the year for the financial analyst day, big navi and new game console releases catalysts.

never again. still my favorite day trading stock though, this motherfucker is literally always in play.

>> No.17543469

>>17543430
I started with 5K and immediately lost over 500 on my first week.

Starting out small is probably better.

>> No.17543470

>>17542404
Nice try nigger but I'm buying Crown Castle

>> No.17543471

>>17543398
It doesnt matter, thats my point. People keep saying the market is not priced in because China fakes numbers but no one will ever see the real numbers for eternity. So therefore, it doesnt matter.

like you have commie companies like BILI that most likely fakes their subscriber amounts and its still at near all time highs. So what is the point of dooming over it?

>> No.17543479

>>17543460
i know some shit but i love to know more. i hate the chinese and think they're evil, so i appreciate any sources that reinforce my convictions. mostly a bait to get you guys to post more chinese bashing stuff, i love it.

>> No.17543482
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17543482

Before I get too excited, was this just a temporary thing? I bought quite a few dips and today was pretty awesome (outside of SQQQ and TECS, the bear ETFs I got).

Did I really just do something wise?!

>> No.17543490

>>17543430
gotta start somewhere.....

>> No.17543491
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>>17543095
>Sell me on real term growth this year.
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Buy now

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17543500

>>17543368

>> No.17543501

>>17543132
>buying and holding over a weekend
>after a >10% drop in the entire market in just one week
Even though I had a pretty good feeling we would be green today I didn't wanna risk it. RH fucked me pretty hard tho. Whatever, I only sold a small portion of my holdings before the drop

>> No.17543502
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>>17543479
>Why is Everything in CHINA FALLING APART?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9eXi3RL8q4

>> No.17543511

>>17543323
procurement or recovery*

>> No.17543513

>>17543491
>The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Buy now
literrally LCI right now

LCI to $60

>> No.17543525

The fear in Seattle is building. Already 6 deaths.

>> No.17543529

My broker won't allow me to do a credit spread easily. Surely it will execute the same if I do it manually, right?

>> No.17543539

>>17543500
to be fair, both answers are extremely profound if you actually think about them more deeply than just on the surface. a lot of mike judge's stuff in general is a satire on modern society, it's pretty great stuff if you're a deep thinker, a.k.a. you aren't just a normie retard who watches avengers movies and the new star wars.

>> No.17543541

>>17543513
holy shit that chart looks bullish as hell. can anyone else look and confirm.

>> No.17543547

>>17543334
>>17543448
fucking how do they know

>> No.17543552

>>17543529
Yup. Just make sure you know the ins and outs of a credit spread or you could fuck yourself over.

>> No.17543554

>>17543525
The bus driver is wearing a mask

>> No.17543556
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17543556

>>17543479
If there's any positive to the coronavirus, it's the slim possibility that the Communist Party is toppled.

>> No.17543564

>>17543529
kek no never do it like that you'll get raped so hard

>> No.17543569

Why is buffet in cash but saying to buybuybuy?

>> No.17543570
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17543570

>>17543541
you think this looks bullish?

>> No.17543576
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17543576

>>17543547
>fucking how do they know
They don't know for sure. It's just a matter of risk management. You see something coming up on the horizon that may or may not be trouble, you start playing defensive with your stack, pulling out to a larger cash position, etc.

>> No.17543585

>>17543570
yeah but that other guy said it was going to 60, that would be bullish no?

>> No.17543586

>>17543539
To be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to understand the marvel universe.

>>17543569
This is one of the dumbest posts...
Post source and kill yourself

>> No.17543594

>>17543570
WHY U MAKE LINES SO THICK?

>> No.17543596
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17543596

>>17543570
>>17543541
put on the TTM squeeze indicator

>> No.17543600

>>17543556
I think they'll just use Corona as an excuse to put the boots down even harder on dissidents

>> No.17543614

TMDX anon... I'm not even mad at you, I'm mad at myself

>> No.17543618

>>17543569
newfag, he has "excess cash" every year because hes the richest person in the world. Berkshire also makes new buys every year

>> No.17543623

>>17543409
>when a second VIX spike followed the first spike within 10-20 trading days, the relief rally did not achieve a halfway retracement
everyone knows this tho
the VIXs favorite animal is bunnies

when VIX draws a widdle bunny, we like to double bottom real quick and take the fuck off
when VIX draws a BIG bunny we get our asses pounded

>>17543471
im NOT dooming over it
im trying to make money off of it
arent you?

>> No.17543625

>>17543245
Should have worn his seat belt.

>> No.17543635

>>17543600
True, but here's hoping that's just a sign of the collapse.
Maybe I'll even see a Chinese emperor crowned in my lifetime.

>> No.17543637

Jesus christ im a goddamned idiot, panic sold on the drop last week, lost my gains. then today wanted to buy back in and got fucked by robinhood
thanks for the lessons god

>> No.17543649

>>17543468
AMD is literally a good buy now.

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>>17543623
>im trying to make money off of it
arent you?
Yes, i bought the dip, how could you tell

>> No.17543665

So why is it that MSFT 3/20 calls @ $190 went down in value today?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MSFT/options?date=1584662400

I guess this is a more general question about why options can become cheaper even as the security price moves closer to the strike. I understand the pricing is largely algorithmic, but is there a plain explanation for it?

>> No.17543666
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>>17543556
i don't think the people believe the "dynasty" in china is about god's approval in modern times, i think that was more of a japanese thing like during WWII wasn't it?

either way you're dealing with a govt that will probably resort to killing literally millions of people if it suits their needs. a major part of why i thought coronavirus wouldn't be a big deal was because i figured the chinese govt would just kill all of the infected in some quiet secluded area to stop the spread.

>>17543596
honestly? despite being a loathsome tripfag? i'll actually give you props for even knowing of the squeeze's existence, interesting to know you trade based off of it. it doesn't always work though, as you can also see, but it is true that the previous pump was preceded by one.

>> No.17543669

>>17543468
>>17543649
yea amd wild. even though it's hella volatile, it's still a buy imo Su is just assblasting intel and nvda every single day. Literally one of the smartest people alive.

>> No.17543681

Was contemplating dropping RH for a while, their HQ is a fucking flat based out in Palo Alto or some shit, but their debit card offering actually made me hold back...

Fuck RH. I better be compensated for my money being held hostage.

>> No.17543682

>>17543547
quarantine in china = no production. I personally liquidated all investment 3 or so weeks ago. people laugh at the /pol/ and twitter crazies but paying attention to these ‘sources’ of information allowed me to stay ahead of many else. fund managers are mongs, I know some in the industry who were getting first hand information from shipping ports that nothing was moving, but they couldn’t compute as MSM and China were saying ‘outlook seems positive’ - literally couldn’t comprehend that China might be lying. Plus they don’t want to be the first to sell out of the market too early cause ‘outperformance’ - it’s better for their fund to fall 10% as long as every other fund does, as opposed to being too early and falling 8% vs only 7% for their peers.

>> No.17543687
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17543687

SNSS about to explode upwards.

>> No.17543688

>>17543666
Superior generic companies have issued warnings regarding supply chains. They’re fucked. He’s a retard.

>> No.17543708

>>17543649
AMD generally follows the S&P so it makes sense. if the market is crashing, AMD is crashing. if the market is bottoming out and recovering, so is the market. the correlation is insane.

>>17543669
>even though it's hella volatile

yeah that's why it's a perfect day trading stock, duh.

>>17543666
>>17543688

just gonna throw this out there but currently the momentum is down, so odds are that it explodes out to the down side to be fair. better hope that changes if you're long.

also im sure the 666 trips and 88 dubs don't help LCI's case to the upside. if we actually predict LCI is gonna crash im gonna laugh so fucking hard dude.

>> No.17543712

>>17543687
>SNSS
Thanks for the tip, finna go all in if my shitty fucking goddamned RH account works anytime soon

>> No.17543730

>>17543552
My only problem is I do not have enough of a portfolio to do it on many stocks. 100 shares is a lot. Trying to figure out a way to reduce my exposure on buying puts and calls. I was playing strangles during volatility last week but sold on friday out of fear of a volatility crush

>> No.17543742

Ok feds, if you can pump the market like this, you can do it twice in a row. I'm counting on you tomorrow

>> No.17543749
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17543749

Is this chart bullish?

>> No.17543760

>>17543529
And they shouldn't make it easy unless you're covering. And if you can cover, you shouldnt need to credit spread.

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>>17543665

Somebody answer this for me.

>> No.17543763

ok seriously though guys when is robinjew going to start working again?
tried to buy spxl mid day and it says order pending but i got a notification of order complete...

>> No.17543769

>>17543763
I'm picturing some pajeet with a cartoonish bag of money jumping into a getaway car

>> No.17543771

>>17543263
>like before there were even hints of it or the virus was news.
Bro, /pol/ has been following this since early Jan, sure the Big Boys have been as well

>> No.17543783

>>17543570
I know an old trader that have been trading since the 90s aswell as worked for major institutions, that would unironically beat you up for cluttering your chart with so much shit

>> No.17543784

>>17543749
Potentially. If I were swing trading the S&P on the daily chart I wouldn't be entering yet. It is bullish on the 4hour if you use that time frame. 4h is pretty twitchy though and not the best at differentiating momentary spikes from legitimate good percentage long or short entries.

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17543788

>>17543666
>i'll actually give you props for even knowing of the squeeze's existence, interesting to know you trade based off of it.
i know of a lot of indicators and no i don't trade based off of it....it's just something i glance at once in awhile but i don't get why you'd be suprised.. i've been trading for a pretty long time.........

>>17543708
>>17543688
oh thats why it's holding up so well huh??

If it crashes i'm gunna buy A LOT more... they have drugs coming through the pipeline that will each be hitting annual markets north of billions.. for each product!!! I buy the fear because when i "invest" in a company compared to trade one.. i look at the company as a whole and LCI market cap is WAY to small right now in relation to all the shit they have coming through the pipeline.. they are about to become a lean mean drug selling machine

LCI to $60

>> No.17543791

>>17543749
Where is the RSI, MA, StD??

>> No.17543793

>>17543749
in professional terminology, you'd say the long term trend is up, the medium term trend is down, and the short term trend is up. it's generally a lot easier to decipher if you go down to lower timeframes though, daily is known to gap a lot and spikes a.k.a. outliers fuck up what price is doing on average.

>> No.17543795

>>17543763
Robinhood was just one big scam you got fucked bro. They stole your money and ran.

>> No.17543811

>>17543749
Scroll out monthly and youll see its still above the bullish support

>> No.17543812

>>17543784
i wouldn't go beyond the 30min time frame in all honesty. especially during this volatile time.

>> No.17543823

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17543808

>>17543808

>>17543808

>>17543808

>>17543808

>> No.17543831
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>>17543769
>>17543795
Those dirty poos

>> No.17543836

>>17543812
>i wouldn't go beyond the 30min time frame in all honesty. especially during this volatile time.
Depends entirely on how you trade and what length of trend you typically short for. I never use less shorter than 4h candles.

>> No.17543844

>>17543783
to be fair i like to trade with a short and long term hull MA and an EMA(5) and oscillators which show the momentum and crossings between them, but i'll admit i do enjoy looking at all of the averages when not in the thick of things intraday.

>> No.17543855

>>17543836
>short for
shoot for

>> No.17543867

>>17543069
>companies never update their code

This argument has got to stop.

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17543870

>>17543491
>I can make no augment, compelling or otherwise, for the market to rise in real terms in the next year
Cool. Doubling down on shorts and gold

>> No.17543880

>>17543502
I remember youuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.17543893

>>17543867
not much of an update, huh?

>> No.17543921

>>17543893
>original devs leave, too high paid
>new shitty devs brought in, have to rebuild from scratch since they can't update the pros code, fail miserably

I've seen this destroy companies on at least two occasions personally.

>> No.17543958

>>17543921
always figured its like that
explains a lot

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>>17543479

>> No.17544125
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17544125

>>17542642
Freudian slip

>> No.17544141

>>17543586
>>17543618

Nice try Buffet

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/3438f892-4022-36d8-a1a1-719abfb98abd/here’s-the-real-reason-warren.html

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>>17542396
lol. legitimately fuck any zoomer who uses that stupid fucking app and isn't smart enough to know the real cost of using it.

>> No.17544632

>>17542721
Flawfully and unflawfully
That's a legal joke

>> No.17544777

>>17544143
>he's using a newfag meme and larping as an actual oldfag
this is great
please do not stop lmao

>> No.17544814
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