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>> No.17536658

1st for the Crash

>> No.17536660

FIRST FOR MOON LUNAR RISE

>> No.17536670

DUMP IT

>> No.17536672
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17536672

>mfw green for the first time this week

>> No.17536676
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>>17536644
How could the government let this happen

>> No.17536685
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17536685

Sixth for boomers being tricked

>> No.17536686

>>17536644
robinFUCK

>> No.17536687

nearly 3% up
not good

>> No.17536689

Reminder that Robin Hood is gay

>> No.17536697

Imagine all the money you could be making if you didn't use Robinhood

>> No.17536701

STOCKBULLCHADS RISE UP!

>> No.17536702
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17536702

who FOMO'd?

>> No.17536703
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>>17536644
TSLA go up wtf im dying here. My calls are going to zero.

>> No.17536705

I'm headed off to McSpankies, what should I get?

>> No.17536706
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17536706

pump me harder Jerome

>> No.17536707
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17536707

YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE

>> No.17536710
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17536710

>>17536687

Never doubt the power of the FED.

>> No.17536711

>>17536676
this unironically smacks of a glownigger op
fuck this gay earth, i bet this actually killed someone today

>> No.17536714

Silly old bears

>> No.17536715

i'm about to liquidate just so i don't give rh that ACAT fee

>> No.17536717
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17536717

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOBOS!

>> No.17536723
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17536723

I literally do not understand why the market is going up. The fed hasn't actually committed to raising anything, we had our first US Corona death over the weekend, things in general all around are exponentially worse, who the fuck is buying? How is this happening? Starting to get worried I missed the bottom.

>> No.17536727

LAST CHANCE TO CELL!!!

>> No.17536730

>>17536711
get help brah
it's just a shitty fucking app and company, it happens all the time

>> No.17536731

/biz/ managed to short sell the bottom. Impressive. Congratulations s. You losers are going to sell your puts at the top of this retracement when RH opens up.

>> No.17536733

>>17536723
Your expectations were priced in

>> No.17536734

>>17536705

You should stop calling it gay names.

>> No.17536737

>>17536707
You people say this every single time there is a big dip

>> No.17536738

>>17536707
Super misleading anon we are at least half way down

>> No.17536739
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17536739

anyone else hibernating on cash and shorting the top on wednesday?

>> No.17536740
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17536740

>>17536723

>> No.17536743
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17536743

sayonara Vix, dont hit yourself on the way out

>> No.17536744

>short vxx last week
>vol goes down
>down for the day on vxx

Can't explain that one!

>> No.17536745

>>17536723
Plunge Protection Team and the FEDs pumping QE into the system to maintain the illusion
But it is not working as well as they had hoped.

>> No.17536749

As soon as RH is up I'm selling out of spite

I suggest you do the same

>> No.17536751

>>17536705
Double QP with fries and a shake

>> No.17536754

>>17536723

I’ve got bad news for you

>> No.17536755

>>17536723
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-to-meet-with-pharmaceutical-executives-as-second-coronavirus-death-in-us-reported-2020-03-02

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/imf-world-bank-pledge-to-help-countries-to-combat-coronavirus-2020-03-02

Multiple assault anon, it's a done deal.

>> No.17536757

Robinhood is about to trigger a panic mass sell off once once they come back

>> No.17536764

Imagine buying before a pandemic

>> No.17536769
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>>17536723
blame us robbedhoods

>> No.17536774

I cannot wait until after lunch for all of you bulls to literally go broke.

>> No.17536775
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>>17536723

>> No.17536777

>>17536757
>once they come back
If*

>> No.17536782

Plunge protection team working overtime

>> No.17536783
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17536783

IMAGINE NOT BUYING RIGHT NOW
IMAGINE MISSING OUT ON BUYING THE BOTTOM

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>> No.17536787

>>17536755
>IMF loans

Yes goyim, loans with a really low interest. You just need to accept more migrants ehehehehe

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17536788

>>17536757

>> No.17536790

>>17536757
If you think this wasn’t coordinated you haven’t been paying attention. They expect it.

>> No.17536792

>>17536686
>>17536689
>>17536749
>>17536757
>>17536769
why use robinhood when every brokerage has been offering free trades since last year?

>> No.17536796
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17536796

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.17536800
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17536800

Imagine being trapped in a short on Robinhood....

>> No.17536801

>>17536783
>thinking this is the bottom

>> No.17536804
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17536804

>he thought the flu would cut the valuation of productive businesses by 20%
YIKES

>> No.17536807

>>17536757
Robinhood exit scammed bro

>> No.17536811
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>>17536757
They're user base is hilariously small. Only a few million... half of those "users" probably opened up an account and never used again. Never trust Basedlicon Valley user statistics as they're now to stretch the numbers in way they can.

>> No.17536814

Who believes its going to hold 3% for the rest of the day???

>> No.17536817
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>>17536757
Implying Robin Hood has over a quarter percent holding of any index
>Are you fucking brain dead?

>> No.17536818
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17536818

B-B-B-B-B-BUT SIRS THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE THERE IS A VISHNU LIVING INSIDE OF THE CORONAVIRUS PLEASE TO BE SELLING NOW

>> No.17536820

>>17536723
I'm convinced that this is just a dead cat bounce we are going to continue to bleed for this month.

>> No.17536822

>>17536792
it's more convenient for me and has a pretty simplistic UI

>> No.17536824

>>17536685
But he’s right

>> No.17536823

>>17536814
NIGGA WE CLOSIN' AT +1,500 POINTS.

>> No.17536828

>he thought he could time the market
oh no oh no oh no oh no

>> No.17536829

>>17536800
Imagine in 2020 people still use that brokerage where everyone has zero commissions now.

>> No.17536830

literally rising wedges all over the place. kek.

>> No.17536832

>>17536738
>Super misleading anon we are at least half way down
We haven't even begun. Look at the chart again. Those are months and years bro. A recession doesn't hit in a week.

>> No.17536833
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>>17536723
Don't worry, we're gonna keep free fallin' again in a few days top

>> No.17536835

has anyone transferred from RH to fidelity? how easy was it? thanks.

>> No.17536836

>>17536792
no fees on options

>> No.17536839

>>17536702
how did you generate this?

>> No.17536844
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17536844

bobos get fucked as per usual kek

>> No.17536846

>>17536814
today will be an all time high

>> No.17536848
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17536848

>bought in this morning
did I actually time the market right for once?

>> No.17536851
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17536851

how the fuck is a US sanctioned broker experiencing inexplicable system outages right during critical periods in the market
this is some shady shit I would expect from some noname crypto exchange in asia

>> No.17536852

>>17536811
>>17536757

Robin Hood is going to get their shit pushed in after today's events nevertheless.

>> No.17536853

>>17536835
No, because I was never retarded enough to be on a scam platform like soihood

>> No.17536860

So I'm making the switch from RH to webull, but why don't the options prices match between the two? BA puts are significantly more expensive on webull...

>> No.17536863
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17536863

Don’t worry this shit is gonna go down soon!! Make you’re long puts vros!

>> No.17536866
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17536866

You did buy in this morning... r-right anon?

>> No.17536867

>>17536824
A broken clock is right twice a day

>> No.17536872
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17536872

ONTX TO $10

>> No.17536873

>26k
Yeah, fuck you retards, I'm buying now.

>> No.17536881
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17536881

>>17536848
good work today

>> No.17536882

>>17536851
It's ran by literal soicuck bugmen. They've never been seriously stress tested before.

>> No.17536885

>buying the top

>> No.17536886
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17536886

Imagine not making any money today... IMAGINE LOSING MONEY TODAY TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.17536890

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>> No.17536891

>>17536863

>3000 dead

You’re aware just how much of a fucking nothing that is right?

>> No.17536892

>>17536885
>Buying the top of the bottom of the top

>> No.17536893

>>17536774
>”This time the market will go to zero for sure!”
Sure Bobo. Keep holding your infinite losses

>> No.17536895
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17536895

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>> No.17536898

>>17536886
>Imagine a 2.5% pump is sustainable.

>> No.17536899

Wew, what fun! It was a nothingburger all along. Maybe it comes with long lasting health issues after recovery, but no one cares about that, right? Right, because galt can easily manage those, and is cheap. Also, don't forget to grab some sava as well, ceo's last purchase was about 5.50.

>> No.17536904

>>17536860
Webull is probably taking a huge portion of the ask/bid spread.

>> No.17536914
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17536914

>>17536866

i did

>> No.17536913
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17536913

*synapses engaging*

>> No.17536920

>>17536866
nope, i bought last week. whoever gave me their COST and AAPL cheapies, lol

>> No.17536925

why is the nikkei not able to keep up?

>> No.17536926

>>17536853
at the time fidelity didnt have free trades though i have my roth+trad IRAs there

>> No.17536930
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17536930

>>17536895
SING IT AGAIN ANON

>> No.17536931
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>> No.17536939

>>17536913
SORRY! We at the top. Only selling now.

>> No.17536940

>>17536886
I lost money today from IV dumping.

>> No.17536944
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17536953
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17536953

>can't buy this morning
>was bagholding 3/20 calls precollapse anyways
its all gonna work out

>> No.17536958
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17536958

Here's the number to the national suicide prevention hotline bearfags

18002738255

>> No.17536959

>this pump

hmm, not so fast, bulls. *casts reversal spell*

>> No.17536963

>>17536891
It’s enough for a scare that’s all we need it says cases are soaring!! It’s bound to drop again!

>> No.17536964
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17536964

How you doing today bobos? I just made $1000 today.

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>>17536931

>> No.17536967
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17536967

It’s the first trading day of the quarter anons
Corona virus was so last week

>> No.17536972

I bought 100 KO this morning at 53.40. Should I take my profits and run or should I ride sweet sugar syrup into the future.

>> No.17536977

>>17536964
-400

>> No.17536979

is there a way to see the money the fed is pumping into the repo markets?

>> No.17536980
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>In light of the high similarity between SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV2, it is quite likely that the potential neuroinvason of SARS-CoV-2 plays an important role in the acute respiratory failure of COVID-19 patients. According to the complaints of a survivor, the medical graduate student (24 years old) from Wuhan University, she must stay awake and breathe consciously and actively during the intensive care. She said that if she fell asleep, she might die because she had lost her natural breath
> the precaution with masks will absolutely be the most effective measure to protect against the possible entry of the virus into the CNS. >Since SARS-CoV2 may conceal itself in the neurons from the immune recognition, complete clearance of the virus may not be guaranteed even the patients have recovered from the acute infection. In support of this, there is evidence that SARS-CoV-2 is still detectable in some patients during the convalescent period 43. Therefore, given the probable neuroinvasion the risk of SARS-CoV-2 infection may be currently underestimated.
>underestimated
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

Don't fall for the bull trap, smooth brains

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>>17536891
Keep trusting the official numbers™ goy

>> No.17536989

Alex Jones just said he has a source from the Pentagon estimating 3 million dead in US. Fake or not, the market dropped perfectly at that time. Just saying.

>> No.17536992

Imagine not buying the dip. You're probably a trip

>> No.17536993

I just bought

>> No.17536997

>>17536989
bullshit

>> No.17537002
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17537002

>>17536796
Based

>> No.17537008
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17537008

>>17536820
>>17536833
Gosh do I hope so of I am gonna be livid. Just charge off a cliff already you blind fricken bulls.

>> No.17537009

>>17536989
hopefully all boomers and chinks, no wonder the market is up 5000

>> No.17537014

>>17536989
>sandy hook was a hoax
>get your ass reamed in court
>i was just kidding goys

Fuck (((Jones)))

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN PUTERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY CUTE REDDY WEDDY 1M CANDLES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17537016

>>17536723
market was way oversold. Due for a rise on technicals. Expect it to go back down after super tuesday as bernie winning is the perfect excuse.

>> No.17537021

>>17536989
yes anon nearly 1% of the population died and no one noticed!

>> No.17537025

>>17536989
>Alex Jones being the voice of reason for once

>> No.17537028

>>17536989
holy shit my parents aren't answering the phone ahhhhhhhhhhh!

>> No.17537030

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we are back!

>> No.17537033

>>17536980

No (clap emoji) body (clap emoji) gives (clap emoji) a (clap emoji) FUCK (clap emoji) about (clap emoji) your (clap emoji) CHINK (clap emoji) virus (clap emoji)(fire emoji)(100 emoji)

>> No.17537046

>>17537021
Reread the post and kys

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>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN TO BE A BEAR I SOLD EVERYTHING AT OPEN AND NOW IT'S PUMPING WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17537056

>>17537048
kek

>> No.17537059

>>17536873
biz motto: Buy high, sell low

>> No.17537060

>>17536967
>It’s the first trading day of the quarter anons
just how imagine how stupid you have to be to write this

>> No.17537061

>>17536989
>listening to Alex Jones in 2020
Just stop

>> No.17537069
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17537069

they bought?

>> No.17537072

This market is gonna rally into the close... tomorrow the bloodbath resumes...

>> No.17537078

Fuck you all I'm longing

>> No.17537081
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17537081

>>17536839
it's a screenshot from a website:

https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>> No.17537085

crash it

>> No.17537089

>>17537072
my buys wont clear till then so whatever

t. DCA master race

>> No.17537088

Thought on long term Disney?

>> No.17537099

>>17537025
I remember listening to AJ's podcast on what I thought was my headphones while I was studying for an exam in college a few years ago just before the presidential election. Shit was playing through my phone speakers at the library. Everyone just stared as they walked by but didn't have the balls to tell me shit. Was based as fuck

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17537104

Why haven't you bought 3M stocks yet?

>> No.17537107

>>17537069
Seriously though, 1:00 is going to be a bloodbath

>> No.17537109

will apha ever be $5 again

>> No.17537110
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17537110

Imagine the market drop when HUNDREDS of dollars are pulled when RH users liquidate their accounts to move RIGHT BEARBROS???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17537113

>>17537099

They were scared you’re going to shoot the place up and you’re on a cia list somewhere now

>> No.17537117
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17537117

>>17537078
>Fuck you all I'm longing
long a bulltrap, anon

>> No.17537124

Just bought even more puts on spx

>> No.17537126
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17537126

>>17537081
Ups, had my filters wrong

>> No.17537127

>>17536723
How do you think? lmao

>> No.17537133
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17537133

Long all day long. Huurrrr.
FED was never going to let the market collapse again.
Lel why are government agencies allowed to openly manipulate the market?

>> No.17537143

>>17537117
Damn it really is like that lol. Bulls are about to get BTFO

>> No.17537146
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>>17537033
>This time it's different! This time it's going to go up forever!!1
Don't say I didn't warn you

>> No.17537145

>>17537124
what date/strike?

>> No.17537148
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>>17537078
Don't do it

>> No.17537164

>>17536891
>all of China closed and shut down

>> No.17537168

>>17537061
Algos are fed information from every available source and things start moving like dominos during high volatility. It’s worth consideration even if it’s likely bs

>> No.17537171

>>17537145
2860 March 28

>> No.17537172
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>>17537033
BASED

>> No.17537176
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green day thanks to GILD weekly pump, already sold majority

>> No.17537177

Robinhood still not up yet.

Jesus fuckjng christ the balls on these fucking people

>> No.17537179
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STAY POOR BEARFAGS

STAY POOR BEARFAGSSTAY POOR BEARFAGS

STAY POOR BEARFAGSSTAY POOR BEARFAGS

STAY POOR BEARFAGS

>> No.17537184

OH GOD BROS IT'S DUMPING. WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17537185

>>17537107
If bulls are lucky maybe we're closing slightly green today, but without heavy FED intervention by the end of the week SPY is going to 275-280 again

>> No.17537187

>>17537143
It works out like that maybe 1% of the time. Best of luck if you're shorting right now.

>> No.17537188
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>HE BOUGHT THE DIP
OH MY SIDERINOS

>> No.17537195

>>17537164
>>17537148
>>17537146

Imagine being a doomporn normie who believes the Jewish lies on the news.

>> No.17537197
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>HE MISSED BUYING THE BOTTOM

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17537200

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DIDNT EVEN MATTER.

STARTED TRADING THIS TIME LAST YEAR WITH 60K

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I sure do wish I had access to my money

>> No.17537209

>>17537177
Unironically glownigger shit.

>> No.17537210

>>17537204
It was never (((your))) money

>> No.17537212
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I WANT TO SELL MY FUCKING CALLS NOW PLEASE REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17537216
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WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS WHAT THE FUCK

YOU PROMISED ME THIS WAS THE END OF THE WORLD IM ABOUT TO BE FUCKING RUINED

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>>17537200

>> No.17537218

Uh guys... Why's it going down now? It's only supposed to go up!!!

>> No.17537221

https://twitter.com/wsbgod/status/1234484308435513347?s=21

anyone seen this? lulz

>> No.17537224

>>17537195
>news of a pandemic is now Jewish
>news that hurts the stock market is now Jewish

>> No.17537230

Reminder all bears are communists, they want the economy to crash so they can get bearnard sanders elected

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>>17537200

>> No.17537238

>>17537218
>going parabolic for an hour is a natural phenomenon

>> No.17537243

>>17537218
Up is banned, the markets can only go down now

>> No.17537244

>>17537230
No, I want the age of the zoomer to begin and all of the boomers to choke on Corona-chan's phlegm

>> No.17537245

>>17537200
holy shit

>> No.17537247

Markets will rally when bernie wins right?

>> No.17537249

I am up 2.4% today. I will hold my short 3/20 hedges till expiration to be safe

>> No.17537251

>>17537224

If it’s all over the mainstream media you’d be wise to believe the polar opposite of whatever the fuck it is they’re selling you.

>> No.17537252

>>17537230
NO, WE WANT THE ECONOMY TO CRASH SO WE CAN BUY CHEAP REAL ESTATE AND FACTUALLY PRICED ASSETS INSTEAD OF OVER INFLATED TRASH YOU RETARDED BULLFAG. GET REKT FAGGOT.

>> No.17537254

>>17537177
RIP Robinhood's bobos

>> No.17537257

>>17537195
kek /pol/ has unironically fried these retards brains, there is no hope for them at all

>> No.17537261

Uhhhh guys... can we pump TMDX now?

>> No.17537272
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>The dividend Index fund I was looking at is closed to new investors.
You absolute motherfuckers.

>> No.17537274

>>17537200
Hahahaha you fucking deserve it

>> No.17537275

>>17537200
Mommy I don’t feel so good

>> No.17537278
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bearniggers BTFO lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.17537279

>>17536706
Sauce on pic pls fren

>> No.17537280

>>17537221
Explain this to a guy that knows very little about shorts

>> No.17537286

>>17537200
Winners never quit and quitters never win... But those that never win and never quit are idiots.

>> No.17537289

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17537290

>stonks go down
>DEPRESSION 2.0 INCOMING, STOCK UP ON FOOD & MEDICINE, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
>stonks go up
>GOLDEN BULL RUN, NOTHING CAN STOP US, IMAGINE NOT BUYING THE BOTTOM
You bipolar autists are so tiresome

>> No.17537292

10Y double top at 1.1

>> No.17537294

>>17537280
He’s betting a decent sized house that we’re going to basically be in a recession in a month or 2

>> No.17537301

>>17536739
me

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>>17537217
>>17537237
>>17537245
>>17537274
>>17537275
MOMMY NOOOOOO NOT MY EURINOS NOT MY CURRENT INTO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17537195
>Implying the media hadn't been bending over backwards to down play SARA-CoV-2
>Officially entering global recession
>US cases will be going parabolic this month
>1-2-3 punch of supply-shock, demand suppression, and finally full panic as people realize this can't be contained
>WHY WOULD THAT EFFECT THE MARKET!!!1 JUST PANIC SELLING BRO, JUST THE FLU BRO!!1

>> No.17537315
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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>> No.17537316

>>17537200
>started last year
>rabid bull market for most of the time
>losing this much money
Sorry anon but you're functionally retarded, stop trading immediately.

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>>17537237
>tfw you've lost count of the 20mg instant release Adderall tablets you've been binging on during the last three days.

>> No.17537323

>>17537200
>Trading options

>> No.17537324

>>17537221
oof

>> No.17537327

>>17537294
He's right then

>> No.17537330

>>17536783
Funny that you posted an image of a cat

>> No.17537333
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Imagine being a bullcuck and begging for a rate cut right now. When the recession really gets going they'll be even less prepared...oh well more gains for me

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>>17537323
>Not trading option

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>>17537313
IMAGINE LOSING MONEY TODAY AND POSTING A RANT ABOUT A NOTHINGBURGER VIRUS ON A COLOMBIAN LOBSTER DIVING DISCUSSION BOARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

>> No.17537340

>>17537200
What the fuck man
60k are you for real

>> No.17537341

>>17537327
put your money where your mouth is then

>> No.17537343

>>17537323
Those are not options genius.

>> No.17537344
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ROBIN HOOD WHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING FUCK MOTHER FUCKING DICK SUCKING COCK GOBBLING PEICE OF SHIT NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS I SWEAR FUCK YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>> No.17537347

>>17537200
all you had to do was buy amd

>> No.17537348

When robinhood opens, DUMP!

>> No.17537349

Another day, another trash thread full of FOTM FOMO crypto traders invading.

>> No.17537351

>>17537294
He's only doing the travel industry though, pretty good odds it works out for him.

>> No.17537352

>>17537344
this

>> No.17537353

>>17537200
>negative profit
>instead of just saying losses

euphemisms are gay

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RIP BOBOS

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

>> No.17537364

>>17537351
big 100k put on SPDR S&P though

>> No.17537371

Sure would have been nice to sell my puts this morning and buy back in cheaper
Oh well lulz

>> No.17537372

>>17537348
More like all of the shorts are gonna be liquidate immediately past their stop losses, robinhood bears will be in debt, and the buyback will get the pump running.

>> No.17537373

>>17537348
>he thinks it will open

>> No.17537375

1:00 bulls. TICK TOCK. We crash mode.

>> No.17537376

>>17537290
are you new

>>17537339
my shit is flatlined. I didn't lose any but didn't make any today.
Made 50% last week betting against the market.

>> No.17537379

>>17537348
>When robinhood opens
>

>> No.17537385

>>17537313

They were just on the news today claiming “the stress and anxiety” is worse than the virus itself. It’s a fucking joke and you’re going to feel really foolish here in a couple months. Cap it, screenshot it whatever the fuck yiu have to do I’ll give you my email, I want a proper dicksucking from you personally when all this blows over (like made up jew shit always the fuck does) and you to admit what a gullible fool you were.

>> No.17537386

short bump before the drop. once corona cases start hitting the MSM youll see the panic sell as people realize the virus is loose and out of control here

the only reason our numbers are so low is becasue the CDC wasnt testing people who have it if they didnt travel to china

>> No.17537387

>>17537364
Yeah, missed that as I got lazy and stopped reading after the first ten entries or so.

>> No.17537390

Should I long Tesla? It is going parabolic!

>> No.17537393

>>17536723
cause I bought stock in walgreens and 3M lol

>> No.17537397
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17537397

seriously though, how artificial is this pump?

why is the nikkei still red?

>> No.17537398

>>17536989
Uttering the name Alex Jones confirms u are a dumb fuck

But, the number is very real possibility

>> No.17537399

>>17537385
This is a boomer

>> No.17537404

>bears btfo!
>bulls btfo!
>bears btfo!
>bulls btfo!

>> No.17537407

>>17537386
LMAO @ YOUR COPE

>> No.17537411

>>17537379
It’s actually an exit scam like holy shit

Imagine the number of FINRA complaints

>> No.17537412

>>17537385
Google "NASA Nitrogen Dioxide" (:
Global pollution just stopped. China is shut down.

>> No.17537413

so how long before new ATH? I'm guessing 4 months

>> No.17537416

>>17537397
...Because its an artificial pump. 1:00 bulls will wish they listened

>> No.17537422

>>17536739
explain

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We got too cocky cryptochads

>> No.17537430

>>17537404
>NO FUN ALLOWED!

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Well the error message changed. That's progress I guess?

>> No.17537437

>>17537385
>Da Noos

>>17537422
Pretty simple. Ever heard of dead cats?

>> No.17537440

>Option Premiums going down across the board.
God I love IV. For you lads trading options, just stick to Inverse and regular ETF's for now until IV settles.

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HOW IS THIS HAPPENING BEARBROS????? I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED WHAT THE FUCK DO I TELL MY WIFE???????

>> No.17537445

>>17537343
Are you saying he took his account from 60k to 6k without trading options? Kill yourself, retard.

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>>17537339
Up from the 19th ATHs, can you say the same Mumu?

Get out now while the bull trap is pumping, don't be a delusional faggot. We are in a recession, this is not 'just a flu bro'. Corona Chan is serious business which is, and will continue, suppressing the global economy.

>> No.17537450

>>17537404
This unironically feels like an organic market with the wild volatility and all. So much different from the contrived one direction only algo driven bullshit we're accustomed to.

>> No.17537451

>>17537385
>don't trust the MSM
>here's what the MSM told me
???

>> No.17537453

>>17537429
Shit my reversal spell accidentally hit bitcoin, meant to hit stocks, my bad

>> No.17537456

I'm going out for a burger
I better be broke when I get back

>> No.17537460

STOP PUMPING YOU STUPID FEDS JEROME YOU INCOMPETENT PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17537397
?

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getting chunked but i'm not selling.
shit is a powder keg with global disruptions only really just beginning.

>> No.17537468

>>17537440
>IV settles
A few weeks from now

>> No.17537469

>>17537416
Why 1:00?

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>> No.17537474

>>17537451

I was citing what a joke the msm is. I’m out of town for work was downstairs eating breakfast and that’s the shit they were pushing.

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>>17537200
Jesus fucking Christ!!!! Your money would have literally been better spent on a year supply of cock and ball torture...

>> No.17537477

>>17537385
It’s not going to cause a recession it’s all gonna blow over by around May or after it’s just for right now it’s gonna be a very volatile market these next few months! Just buy the dips!

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You guys really think this is the bottom? LOL. This is a slight correction bc of the panic sell that went on last week. Corona remains even more of threat now. Multiple cases popping up in the US. Keep buying my fellow bulls you have no idea whats coming these next few days

>> No.17537485

>>17537445
Yes? He's buying shorts for NSDQ1000 futures, with leverage I assume, and eToro does not do options. Get fucked.

>> No.17537487

>>17537469
Wall Street/Institutional Money lunch time in the US east coast.

>> No.17537500

>>17537433
>our intern threw his back out lugging sacks of your money around, give us a few more minutes

>> No.17537502

>>17537483
You bear niggers better be right about this...

>> No.17537503

>>17537422
>cashed out my last put friday
>wait for the cat to top out
mind you, I could be wrong about the timing but I did get dubs with my prediction a couple of threads ago so I'm going to stick with it

>> No.17537507

the reason for this bounce and it's eventual drop off is the same as this general existing, none of the people involved actually plan ahead for what is coming, all they care about is to make a quick buck.
And that kind of entertainment can only end in Catastrophe.

>> No.17537509

>>17537442
Tell her you had a bad day
>>17537463
Time to double down...

>> No.17537510

>>17536848
Same. Spent all weekend getting news about negative interest rates on savings accounts and stocks being silly.

Take $50 USD out of savings and started inesting today. LINK & Tezos for now. Gonna buy more with this week's paycheck.

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>>17537252
Really though, why in the goddamn did you sell your SNSS shares today? I mean you made profit and all but who dumps their shares at the start of a month with this many positive catalysts? Cowan presentation, EPS that will include profits from the 2 licensing deals SNSS made in December, and that big time blood cancer convention mid-March John Allen is speaking at? What was your rationale?

>> No.17537516

>>17537469
Lunch is over. The same pattern repeated last week, just on a smaller scale, those were comparatively small dead cats with large following plunges. This one will unironically be a crash.

>> No.17537526

>>17537290
I am getting tired of this. I thought there would be at least some kind of intelligence here. I am dissapointed.

>> No.17537533

>>17537404
>volatility traders having a field day

>>17537513
you got washed

>> No.17537535

>>17537502
Don't worry, bears are enlightened researchers who did their due diligence on the upcoming plague. Bulls are ignorant and greedy.

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>>17537462

>> No.17537538

>>17537513
he's a money hater! let's win! we are the new gods of olympus! yes!!

>> No.17537540

>>17537510
I bought $10k worth of stock this morning

>> No.17537548

>>17537503
what you think about Tesla, so voilitile.. no profit but trading like crazy

>> No.17537553

Like clockwork they turn around.
This really is a PnD

>> No.17537555

>>17537533
>IV Tanking
Probably not.

>> No.17537557

>>17537540
You're about to be short 10k at least. Seriously feel bad.

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>>17537516
r-right

>> No.17537562

Wow this stock market thing is easy I’m gonna be so rich!

Just made $1,000 today doing nothing haha gonna call my parents up and tell them I’m gonna make it!

>> No.17537567

>>17537513
>>17537538
Now is the time to buy into SNSS, the bull has been prepped by the weak cucks whose hands were too weak to keep their SNSS bags so they get nothing instead! BUY SNSS NOW!!!

>> No.17537569

>>17536848
Nope. You fell for it

>>17537540
oh no

>> No.17537574

>>17537540
>stocks
fag
buy puts

>> No.17537575

>>17537485
He is trading CFDs, you dumb faggot.

>> No.17537580

>>17537513
this week i feel will bring more bullshit uncertainty than the week before. i dont mind leaving money on the table. i took my win and now waiting for the right opportunity to short sqqq. youre never going to time to top in all trades, and i feel a better opportunity is to be had shorting right now than waiting on good news from SNSS. i thank you dear sir for making me some shekels but i took my risk off the table.

>> No.17537582
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17537582

WHY DIDNT I BUY THE DIP WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>> No.17537585

>>17537557
Yeah anon, I'm sure my blue chips I picked up will go down to 0

>>17537569
>>17537574
retarded bobofags

>> No.17537589

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1234534787181772800

>> No.17537590

>pump stalled
Retribution awaits, bullfags.

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>>17537562
Just repeat the same moves you made today day in and day out and you'll be a millionaire in no time.

>> No.17537595

>>17537585
>Bobo
childlike

>> No.17537600

Whenever you see trending twitter topics like #TrumpRecession why does the market always push higher?

>> No.17537607

> Join we bull
> Buy puts
Feels good

>> No.17537611

>>17537385
ill cap this and repost in a couple months when your parents are intubated in the ICU

>> No.17537612

are we basically doing what china did when they dumped mass cash into their markets back in Jan?

then they dropped 8% in one day

>> No.17537615

>>17537385
Ok boomer

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>bulls right now
>>17537548
too insane for me, I can't even begin to guess at where their fair value is

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>>17537585
>5 days of bad news
>yfw friday comes

>> No.17537622

I've been to the supermarket 3 times today. My life consists simply of panic buying tinned food and shitposting in /smg/

>> No.17537627
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17537627

ENOUGH
I'M TELLING YOU
ENOUGH

>> No.17537629

>>17537582
High risk for low gain, because you'd have to not get greedy during this bull run and sell before the real crash comes in.

Just wait out for the real crash and buy then.

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>>17537385
They're reporting bullshit like that and you have the audacity to claim the media is blowing this out of proportion!?!

You are so delusional, so fucking delusional. Holy fucking shit.

The last bad seasonal flu had a mortality rate of 0.03%, this has a mortality rate of 0.2% among the young and healthy (who have a 0.0% seasonal flu mortality rate) and up to 15% in the elderly! And these are the probably optimistic chicom numbers! How do you think Corona Chan was even identified? You actually think they sequence the virus from every chink with the sniffles? It was identified because it was orders and orders of magnitude more serious illness, smooth brain

>> No.17537638

Should I invest in SNSS?

>> No.17537641

1000 point Dow recovery confirmed.

>> No.17537642

>>17537627
bobo fren, pumps don't change fundamentals of the economy

>> No.17537643

You’re all fucking stupid for not taking profits Hahahaha

I’m the smart one for waiting it out and sitting in cash!

You’ll all see!!!!

>> No.17537644

NOT SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17537647
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17537647

DUMP IT

>> No.17537648

>>17537575
Are you really this dense? Yes, and those are not options. He's buying CFDs for shorting the Nasdaq. You must be making tons of money if you're confused about basic shit like this.

>> No.17537658

>>17537540
me too, walgreens is my best performer so far

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>>17537643

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>>17537594
Just keep doubling your money and getting rich will be easy.

>> No.17537677

>>17537632

It’s fucking nothing and the Jews will be shilling their next made up disaster before the summer.

>> No.17537678

Kek tsla up 10%, thanks Robin Hood for the force hold

>> No.17537679

Bo bros... I'm not feeling too good... I think I caught the virus...

>> No.17537680

>>17537638
Honestly yes, it will be at 2 or 3 dollars by the end of this summer. You like free money right?

>> No.17537684

>>17537648
CFDs are not the same as shorting stocks outright with leverage, you stupid cunt. They are their own product and leverage is included. Learn basic terminology.

>> No.17537687

>>17537643
I unironically starter taking profits from my equity positions in December through January but not of the retarded perma bulls here listened to me when I said we were dangerously overbought and due for a major correction. I'm going to redeploy the cash when we've made a solid bottom. Rinse repeat till I'm dead.

This game is too easy to fail at if you play it sober.

>> No.17537692

>>17537617
they gambling will me mega valuable in the future I guess...

>> No.17537697

>>17537513
The real /smg/ blackpill is most dwellers here trade by feeling, then they post their pink wojaks when they get anally sodomized by the market.

>> No.17537709

>>17537632
>it’s made up Jewish fearmongering
>look the news says anxiety is worse than the virus
Kek they can’t even keep their own narrative straight

>> No.17537710

>AAPL up nearly 7%
How in the fuck? Everything they make is from China.

>> No.17537716

Has robinhood just decided that it's going to sit today out?

>> No.17537721

Just sold all my bitcoin to throw it into the stock market.

I’ll be a regular here for now on, nice to meet you all!

>> No.17537724

After 1:00 shit gets real. Just reminding all the bulls.

>> No.17537725

>>17537710
fed is pumping money

>> No.17537731
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>>17537716
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHA

LITERALLY MISSING THE LARGEST RALLY IN THE HISTOYR OF THE WORLD HONAONAONAONAONONONONONONONO

>> No.17537734

>>17537710
Because the virus scare has been priced in. Bears on suicide watch.

>> No.17537737
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17537737

Bearfags and boomer doomers BTFO!!!

I told you guys this was a big nothingburger. All of these mass pandemic scares end up with the market going up over the next twelve months. The Fed won't let this bubble pop!

>> No.17537738

>>17537477
The recession had already begun

Global growth for the year is projected to be below 3%, which is a global recession

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17537742

Bear bros, first we go broke, then watch the collapse penniless..... Ahhhhhhhhh

>> No.17537744

>>17537724
You guys said that on Friday, this morning was supposed to be a bloodbath too.

>> No.17537757

>>17537737

Lol all those Jewish tricks and terrible pandemics. Fuck every single normie fear no getting faggot who’s shilling this corona shit. It’s nothing just like all of those.

>> No.17537759

>>17537710
Chinese government is forcing a healthy batch of Uyghurs from the chinese deserts to work in the factories.

>> No.17537762

>>17536644
DA BEARS

>> No.17537766

>>17537721
Filtered. Kys

>> No.17537776
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17537776

>>17537744
>Falling for whatever smg says

>> No.17537790

>>17537684
The difference is not significant at all, especially given that what I was arguing was that he did not do options and was instead shorting nasdaq futures.

>> No.17537793

>>17537658
I went DE and XOM

>>17537776
>implying

>> No.17537806

>>17537744
That was before Jerome got told to pump the market by his jewish masters.

>> No.17537810

>>17537744
You listened to some insufferable faggot with the trip weedbrah. You get what you deserve.

>> No.17537819

yesterday 99% of the posts were doomers
today 99% of the posts are bull coomers

Are these the same people who just changed their outlook based on the pump today or are they completely different people?

>> No.17537820

traders are back from lunch, time for crash

>> No.17537832

>>17537810
Go read my post itt.

>> No.17537835

>>17537744
The futures said it was, until it wasn't, then it was again, then it opened bright green. No one knows what this market will do based on any news. The virus news this week is a lot worse than last week but that isn't stopping the pump

>> No.17537839

>>17537716
its guaranteed to lose 1/3rd is userbase i know im going to quit and start with Ally

>> No.17537842

Hahahahahahahaa

WHERE IS THAT POTHEAD TRIPFAG

BRING ME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD

I WISH TO URINATE ON HIS FACE

>> No.17537845

>>17537744
I called today would be a bounce followed by a big ol dip later in the week
My prediction is still right so far, wish I could profit off of it, fucking robinhood

>> No.17537847

>>17537710
because apples factories are back to 80% capacity

>> No.17537855

>prices rising
>volume falling
yeah im thinking its a rising wedge. im also thinking 90% of people in here dont even know what that is.

>> No.17537857

Any of you fags use revolut to trade?

>> No.17537866

>>17537847
With forced uigher labor. How long till they go full postal in the factories?

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17537871

>>17537832
No dude pay me to. I don't even bother reading about the stocks I trade, why would I bother with your opinion which trades less than penny stocks?

>> No.17537872

>>17537842
what a retard im literally 100% cash lmfao come suck on my cock faggot

>> No.17537875

bearish patterns forming gonna go down a bit probably not in the red though parabolic free fall to 300

>> No.17537884

>>17537738
We still profiting off this though and our money is still worth something so we still good!

>> No.17537885

I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17537888

>>17537875
if RH comes back on line by the end of the day, we're hitting emergency stop, just wait and see

>> No.17537889

>>17537871
ok retard

>> No.17537893

>>17537725
Drops seem more violent than the gains, I believe it.

>> No.17537894

>>17537857
I use etoro

>> No.17537901

>>17537855
I AM LAUGHING AT YOU

I HAVE WAITED THE ENTIRE WEEKEND TO LAUGH AT YOU

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST NIGGER EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

POST YOUR PORTFOLIO RIGHT NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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17537903

>>17537872
Kek, you know we can go back into older threads and see your posts of you sperging out on here on the weekend. You really need to find more shit to do on your free time.

>> No.17537905

>>17537894
>headquarters in israel

>> No.17537907

>>17537724
WE'RE STILL PAUMPING YOU RETARDED DOOMNIGGER

>> No.17537914

This is just apparently fuck me day, RH down, switch to webull, instant verify, shows I have buying power, go to buy, not enough buying power. Fuck this gay ass world.

>> No.17537915

>IT KEEPS RISING EVEN NOW

The pumping never ends, bois. Is this the setup to the biggest trap of all time, or will it keep rising all day long?

>> No.17537919

>>17537889
lmfao retard just got btfod ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha "muh read mah post itt" faggot lmfao

>> No.17537924

Selling for the next 3 hours

>> No.17537926

>>17537872
YOUR NET WORTH IS NO DOUBT 4 DIGIT AT MOST

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>>17537901
We're closing red btw

>> No.17537929

>>17537872
>holding cash when the fed is about to massively cut rates

>> No.17537933

>>17537888
RH accounts for less than .5% of the market and this is undoubtedly glownigger shit anyway. The SEC will place them under investigation and that’ll be that.

I wanted to sell my puts Friday and got distracted too.

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17537934

>>17537888
If

>> No.17537935

>ITALY NOW AT 52 DEATHS

>18 PEOPLE IN JUST 24HOURS

How is FTSE green

>> No.17537938

>>17537903
go read my posts faggot. i said i had 50% of my SNSS position left that i sold today and now 100% cash waiting for the right opportunity to short just like i said you insufferable dipshit. go kill yourself. actually no. come suck on my cock and then necc yourself.

>> No.17537940

>>17537915
It's a trap but the market won't realize it until next week.

>> No.17537942

The past hour and a half have been literally the calm before the storm. Pull out while you still can Bullfags.

>> No.17537944

LMAOOOO

>> No.17537946

>>17537866
>working in a factory instead of being tortured in an organ harvesting camp.
I think they will enjoy this opportunity

>> No.17537952

>>17537927
623.67 will be what the DOW closes at

Screencap

>> No.17537955

>>17537929
this is why retard shouldnt be allowed to post here. the type of substance in this post is absolutely retarded normie tier.

>> No.17537957

>>17537942
no

>> No.17537960

>>17537935
Why does this board just pretend deadcats dont exist after taking a day off?

>> No.17537961

>>17537942
oh ok thanks for the heads up, just sold everything

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>>17537872
Sad!

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>>17537724

>> No.17537974

>>17537955
CASH
IS
TRASH

>> No.17537979

>>17537938
Yeah no, you sperged out about how much money everyone was going to lose amd the markets were going to tank and then everyone ended up making more money than you. By the way, everyone here and their mom made money off of SNSS but I wouldn't call anyone here a genius for it.

>> No.17537982

>>17537967
based and redpilled

>> No.17537986

RH still not up lmao
who wants to bet they wont go back online until EOD?

>> No.17537988

>>17537955
dude just convert all that cash into weed, you would honestly be better off

>> No.17537989

>>17537979
do you know what a dead cat bounce is? no you dont. shut the fuck up.

>> No.17537998

WERE ALL GOING TO DIE

>> No.17537999

im still confident that corona will fuck shit up

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>>17537988
"muh read mah post itt" btfod retard lmfao go back in your hole ahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

>> No.17538002

>>17537938
>Now somehow isnt the right now to short

SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE BULLISH?

YOU ARE A MENTAL MIDGET STOP TRADING WHILE STONED, IT GIVES YOU DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, THE FANTASY WORLD THE MARY JANE HAS ALLOWED YOU TO LIVE IN IS FALSE

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17538003

B U L L T R A P

>> No.17538005

>>17537989
he doesn't know breh lmao

>> No.17538011

>>17537988
I have 2lbs of weed and I dont even smoke. I am to autistic to sell it too. It has been sitting in my closet for over a year

>> No.17538012

wow I can be a weedfaggot too?

>> No.17538017

>>17537919
Wow, sounds biblical, if you know what I mean.

>> No.17538022

what the fuck is this garbage volume right now?

>> No.17538023
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17538023

>GORONA WILL KILL US ALL

>> No.17538025

>>17538002
>downtrend
>"relief rally"
YOU MUST BE BULLISH. NO WAY THIS CUD BE A BULL TRAP KEKERINO

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>>17537998
THIS AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKED

>> No.17538028

>>17538012

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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>>17538001
>hole
/smg/ more of a cesspit really

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17538037

BASED MUSLIM SLAVES SERVING BULLCHADS
BEARKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO

>> No.17538043

>>17537989
>an entire market will dead cat when all sectors are signaling opposite of each other

Lol

>> No.17538044

Who here also doesn't trade but just shit posts.

I support those that bull, so when there's a bull I LARP

>> No.17538063

>>17538044
>Who here also doesn't trade but just shit posts.
what are you 12?

>> No.17538062

>>17538028
Greetings, my weed friend.

>> No.17538065

>>17538025
THEN WHY DONT YOU SHORT

OH YEAH, AS LONG AS YOU REFUSE TO TAKE A SHOT YOU CANT BE WRONG

INCORRECT

YOU MISS ALL THE SHOTS YOU DONT TAKE

THE COACH IS GONNA BENCH YOUR SORRY ASS

YOU ARE A BENCHWARMER

>> No.17538068

HERE COMES THE ROLLERCOASTER DROP..

>> No.17538069

i'm gay

>> No.17538074

>>17537946
Why not both get tortured in the camp and the factory and then be worked to death?

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>>17538043

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>>17538069
>i'm gay

>> No.17538081

BOUGHT SPY CALLS $310 3/9

>> No.17538084

>>17538063
No

>> No.17538088

>>17538065
i cant take this fuckin retard lmfao. imagine actually being so dumb to predict every pivot and point in a market and not making high probability trades. imagine being actually that dumb. oh man. what a fucking sperging retard lmfao.

>> No.17538094

>>17538069
Based

>> No.17538095

TMDX ANON CONSOLE ME PLEASSSSEEEEE ALL MY MONEYYYYYYYYY TELL ME TOMORROW WE WIll HIT 25

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17538096

Wave goodbye to DOW 26,000 on the way down

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17538098

You guys don't even know.
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!!

>> No.17538101

>>17538081
>Buying options less than 60 days out

Never gonna make it

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>>17537989
>>17538005
>>17537998
>>17538043
You guys know you can make money if the market bounces or tanks? Relax. It's all just part of life.

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17538108

>*BUBBLING INTENSIFIES*
>*rips bong*
>PFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTT
WE'RE ALL FUCKED

>> No.17538111

What's going on with Robinhood? Why is it trending on Twitter and shit? Just woke up from my nap

>> No.17538112

>>17538101
youre a retarded sperg youll never make it even if you made you fat basement dwelling retard lmfao just kill yourself

>> No.17538119

>>17538095
>have my TMDX on RH
heh if I can't see it it isnt there

>> No.17538120

>>17538088
YOU'RE BALLS DEEP IN FALLACY

THIS MOMENT IS NO DIFFERENT THAN THE NEXT

YOUR PERFECT TIMING WILL NEVER EXIST

>> No.17538123

dios mio, el poster homosexual

>> No.17538128

NEW

>>17538122

NEW

>>17538122

NEW

>>17538122

NEW

>>17538122

NEW

>>17538122

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17538129

Soon, bearbros... soon.

>> No.17538130

>>17538111
"Servers are down". Expect them to be rained down with shit when this is all over

>> No.17538132

>>17538120
>hes trying to time the market
>not making high probability plays
again youre a fucking retad. just be quiet. let the big boys talk.

>> No.17538133

>>17538096
Bears are shit

>> No.17538136

>>17538112
MY 5K IS UNDER 20 MINUTES

YOU CANT EVEN RUN 400 METERS

>> No.17538158

>>17538132
I SAID THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU READ

YOUR BRAIN IS SHRUNKEN BY THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE

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>>17537177
yeah this reeks of glownigger

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>>17537884
So am I, only I'm up ytd, and from the ATHs, can you say the same?

>> No.17538804

even if this is the beginning of the end my comfy dividends will continue to stack unless this is the fall of USA