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i bought Spy calls that expire today.
they're up 1000%. $500 to $5000.
Robinhood shits itself. it's noon. looks like they're going to expire worthless and i lose all my money.
the universe goes out of its way to make me fail. every. time.

>> No.17536340

>>17536308
Normie, use Ameritrade

>> No.17536342
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17536342

Bro i want my stocks this is torture

>> No.17536630

>>17536308
50% of Robinhood account holders will be mad
50% will be happy

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17537403

WHY IS IT STILL DOWN?!

>> No.17537621

>>17537403

Isn't robinhood some scam app whose sole purpose is to get people in debt?

>> No.17537736

>>17537621
You're thinking of cobinhood

>> No.17537763

>>17536308
I bet you can't even sue them since there will be something about them not being responsible for financial loss due to technical difficulties.

>> No.17538061

End times boys. I just hope the market crashes and I can cash the fuck out my SPY puts later this month

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The irony is that Robinhood will work perfectly after half their traffic switches to another broker