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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:24:49 2020 No.17535177 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:25:40 2020 No.17535195 anon trannies are the FUCKING WORST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:25:58 2020 No.17535204 OHNONONONO BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:26:00 2020 No.17535205 FIRST FOR FUCK BEARFAGS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:04 2020 No.17535207 Okay, for real, no shitposting. Today is the the day to buy, yes? The worst of it was last week, right? Dow seems to be recovering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:06 2020 No.17535211 >>17535177 LOOK AT GOOGLES OPTION CHAINS LOLOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:09 2020 No.17535213 Robinhood exit scam lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:16 2020 No.17535215 >>17535177 FUCK POL FUCK REDDIT FUCK JANNIES FUCK BULLS FUCK TRIPFAGS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:21 2020 No.17535217 File: 1.21 MB, 1080x1471, 1582572645216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine going long in anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:24 2020 No.17535220 File: 62 KB, 1122x817, 1582743231780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >starts going green THUD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:26 2020 No.17535221 My APT puts are going to expire before I can sell them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:31 2020 No.17535222 File: 529 KB, 480x360, 1537581692957.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535177 nth for FUCK ROBINHOOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING GARBAGE TRASH SHIT FUCK NIGGER FUCKING PIECE OF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:31 2020 No.17535224 OHNONONONO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:32 2020 No.17535225 File: 21 KB, 320x240, _r8_0001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EXITSCAMMED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:32 2020 No.17535226 Why have I stuck with Robbincocks this whole time. Mother FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:39 2020 No.17535227 WHY ISNT IT DUMPING FASTER WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:39 2020 No.17535228 First for accumulate REFR >Earnings call in less than 2 weeks >Might break even for first time in 50 years Timing is everything Stock went to 30 in 2000 with no profits and no products

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:40 2020 No.17535230 FUCK RH TOO WHILE WE'RE AT IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:45 2020 No.17535232 File: 136 KB, 676x651, Screenshot (698).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's sex havin time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:26:58 2020 No.17535236 File: 240 KB, 1080x1350, 1582245536210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bears will this day, mortals

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:27:05 2020 No.17535238 File: 110 KB, 584x800, 1579679954223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he uses riggedhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:27:10 2020 No.17535240 >it's going down again ROLLERCOASTER TIME BOIS. Strap on in, plenty of ups and downs now today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:27:43 2020 No.17535248 can anyone post a screenshot of the ameritrade mobile app? want to see what the ui looks like before i jump ship

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:27:45 2020 No.17535250 File: 1.52 MB, 498x280, pepe-butterfly.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it better for me to sue fidelity to trade if I already have my 401k with them? Which has the easiest to use UI (cuz im dumb) TDameritrade,etrade, or fidelity. tyvm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:27:53 2020 No.17535252 ROBINHOOD EXIT SCAMMED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:28:09 2020 No.17535257 File: 25 KB, 548x559, images (16).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535205 >>17535204 We knew it was coming. We made sure you knew it was coming. Why didn't you just read the writing on the basket weaving forum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:28:11 2020 No.17535258 50% cash 50% sQQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:28:18 2020 No.17535260 I miss baggy like you wouldn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:28:22 2020 No.17535263 File: 47 KB, 618x457, SatanQuads2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535177 Green satan quads say things are going up today

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:28:55 2020 No.17535270 >Bogs: Robinhood is fully saturated? Exit scam now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:28:59 2020 No.17535272 Up again Weeeeee This is fun.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:28:59 2020 No.17535273

I deserve this for having robinhood. I really do.

I should've known that anything so simplistic in UI should have been an indicator that its users would be fucked over because they're not boomers or entrenched wealth. Fuck you boomer nigs. I had all these puts and I'm making money against and you wont let me sell. Fucking cunts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:29:02 2020 No.17535275 File: 176 KB, 601x404, bearded honkler.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surely the central banks will run out of money, they can't keep pumping this while shelves empty and bodies pile up in the streets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:29:05 2020 No.17535276 I WANT MY MONEY BACK ROBIN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:29:05 2020 No.17535277 Is the only reason this ship is still afloat cuz of the gold sell off on Friday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:29:33 2020 No.17535280 >want to buy puts >everything is priced in fuck this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:29:33 2020 No.17535281 File: 19 KB, 480x360, u9qj9yc45rr21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I WANTED TO SELL MY CALLS AT OPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK ROBINHOOD WHAT OTHER BROKERS ARE SIMILAR (minimal fees)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:16 2020 No.17535289 >>17535177 Market is gonna crab for rest of week. Killing bulls and bears alike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:23 2020 No.17535294 >>17535281 I think I'm going to switch to webull no fees on options or trades I think they let you short too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:29 2020 No.17535296 >>17535277 is because robinhood is down for normies

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:30:38 2020 No.17535299 >>17535280 This is why you buy the dip, not after the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:40 2020 No.17535300 File: 41 KB, 480x473, 1582190406164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ARRRRGGGGG! ROBINHOOD YOU FUCKING SUCK!!! YOU'RE DOWN ON THE BIGGEST TRADING DAY! FIX YOUR SHIT!!!!

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:30:42 2020 No.17535301 File: 6 KB, 250x201, 1544558851675s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:45 2020 No.17535302 >>17535260 He is in a better place now. Let him rest, you can have his gook gf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:47 2020 No.17535303 >>17535281 Ustocktrade is based and redpillec

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:58 2020 No.17535305 >>17535221 If you have options with an end of day expiry you need to email their support team now, request exercise, and attach a screenshot of a report to the sec. that’s the only way you’re getting any of your money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:31:11 2020 No.17535309 File: 34 KB, 673x473, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IT'S GOING LOWER AGAIN Unless the feds POMP EET soon again, the real fun is about to begin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:31:30 2020 No.17535311 >>17535294 now the question is, will webull equally shit the bed now that everyone is leaving rh for it and their userbase spikes?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:31:39 2020 No.17535314 >>17535281 tastyworks my frenno smooth sailing as always

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:31:48 2020 No.17535315 >>17535294 Webull doesn’t have options trading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:31:56 2020 No.17535316 File: 53 KB, 725x731, 1571476190842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If digits, the Dow drops another 1,000 points in a single day again sometime this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:31:57 2020 No.17535317 >>17535296 Does that mean when it comes back up, the normies who wanted to sell are going to sell all at once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:31:59 2020 No.17535319 >>17535301 >not Men in Tights

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:02 2020 No.17535320 This rollercoaster is insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:12 2020 No.17535324 File: 53 KB, 1128x418, 1497906730839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535309

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:17 2020 No.17535325 >>17535315 they do now, according to their website

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:25 2020 No.17535326 File: 269 KB, 973x873, 35241.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535309 >the real fun is about to begin. Fed pumping won't stop the virus news ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:32 2020 No.17535328 >>17535258 What's your target for sqqq?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:48 2020 No.17535332 >>17535250 it doesnt matter. if you want to be an active trader, try out ameritrade. wont cost you anything. i dont trade much so i use etrade for my long term account, ameritrade for short term stuff

>>	Robinhood user Mon Mar 2 10:32:48 2020 No.17535333 SITTING IN MY ANGRY CHAIR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:52 2020 No.17535336 >>17535309 Stock market prediction >$18,000 EOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:33:02 2020 No.17535338 >>17535296 Do you have a work around? Don’t be a nigger, anon. You take, you should give.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:33:10 2020 No.17535339 These are the fakest pumps ive ever seen just let it die already lol Im a permabull but this shit is just too obvious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:33:14 2020 No.17535340 >WHO conference soon I hope this conference kills all remaining hope in the market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:33:29 2020 No.17535345 Aw man I hope RH comes back soon, this sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:33:38 2020 No.17535347 >>17535326 This. The first of many boomers have been taken. All-out panic is inevitable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:33:41 2020 No.17535349 Things will be fine for one more week. Don't know what to say after that, though. In a year or two, things should clear up. Until then, be smart. If you know, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:34:13 2020 No.17535355 Normie here. Why isn't dow jones crashing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:34:21 2020 No.17535357 You people are fools for wanting to trade today. You should be happy rh is glitching. This market could go up or down with plunge protection team working overtime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:34:29 2020 No.17535358 What the fuck is going on? Are we having Mad Max or not ffs?!

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 10:34:31 2020 No.17535359 >>17535340 hope they officially call coronavirus a pandemic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:34:35 2020 No.17535361 >>17535317 Yeah at market open next week after the contracts they sold for Goldman expire

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:34:36 2020 No.17535362 >>17535319 WE'RE MEN

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:34:39 2020 No.17535364 File: 8 KB, 228x221, 1565490950893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] man laughing at amerimutts is the greatest joy in life. "muh robinhood" "muh just the flu bro" "muh we have enough hospital beds to deal with it" "muhmuhmuh"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:34:42 2020 No.17535366 >>17535355 Gubbermint

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:35:04 2020 No.17535374 >>17535355 >Normie here. Why isn't dow jones crashing? dumb money floods in to lap up the semen from last weeks selloff and circle jerk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:35:16 2020 No.17535379 >>17535328 Sitting at 15% gain right now, I'd sell if it goes up for another 20% or on Friday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:35:22 2020 No.17535382 >Normie here leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:35:37 2020 No.17535385 File: 247 KB, 881x1694, 1583132690061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535333 Checked and based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:36:04 2020 No.17535391 File: 34 KB, 677x462, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >more pumping MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY FEDS, EITHER CRASH IT OR DON'T

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:36:12 2020 No.17535393 File: 463 KB, 676x830, 46777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:36:23 2020 No.17535396 >>17535357 Only way PPT could save this shit was if the rothschilds themselves joined in

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:36:28 2020 No.17535397 >>17535355 its a typical uptick on a downward trend. Support is trying to get established today however

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:36:40 2020 No.17535400 >>17535357 You can't even long strangle. I believe this is because IV is going down driving options premiums down across the board. I could be wrong, please correct me if I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:09 2020 No.17535407 >>17535391 They're trying but they can't stop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:23 2020 No.17535411 nibbling here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:31 2020 No.17535415 DO I BUY OR WHAT? HOLY SHIT WHY IS TODAY SO WEIRD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:32 2020 No.17535416 >>17535379 Worth picking up some now at this price?

>>	Robinhood user Mon Mar 2 10:37:32 2020 No.17535417 File: 84 KB, 720x1082, 20200302_103647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] record scratch yep, that's me You're probably wondering how I ended up in this position

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:33 2020 No.17535420 >>17535393 OH NO NO NO BEARS WHAT WE DO NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:33 2020 No.17535421 AAAAAAAAAA BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAA

w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:37:34 2020 No.17535422

all you retards are so impatient and insufferable faggots who deserve to lose every shekel from each fucking pivot/market fake out. watch you all get fucking rekt. shorting is the easiest money in the world.
>open short
>leave for a week
>come back to collect shekelerino's

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:37:39 2020 No.17535423 File: 900 KB, 360x360, 1525962789424.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you fucking ass clowns stop selling $KL YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE DUMPING THIS TO LOWER LOWS EVERY TIME WE PUMP YET YOU DO IT ANYWAYA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:02 2020 No.17535430 Why is the WHO guy talking about China numbers. They don't mean anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:11 2020 No.17535434 File: 15 KB, 320x315, 1579802851106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535364 MUH MUH MUH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:20 2020 No.17535435 >>17535385 Please don't post that picture again. I am seriously gonna have nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:22 2020 No.17535436 >>17535177 Man, I hope you guys got into VSTM like I told you yesterday.

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:38:35 2020 No.17535439 >>17535393 he clearly wants to create inflation and BTFO even more normies. natural selection cleansing taking place right before your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:39 2020 No.17535440 >>17535415 You don't need to actively participate in the market every single day. It's too unpredictable to do anything right now, just be patient and wait out the storm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:41 2020 No.17535441 File: 27 KB, 479x479, EP7m23iW4AEIxWz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everything is fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:51 2020 No.17535445 >>17535430 Because they have to deepthroat Winnie at every opportunity, its standard procedure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:39:47 2020 No.17535460 >>17535250 I like TD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:06 2020 No.17535464 >>17535416 I do believe that Chink Virus is just beginning to spread in the US so yeah it'll go down some more in the following days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:17 2020 No.17535470 Which one is it, is it pumping or dumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:18 2020 No.17535471 I SOLD MY STOCKS AND THEY'RE GOING UP AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:18 2020 No.17535472 https://twitter.com/squawkcnbc/status/1234461782376419328?s=21

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:40:25 2020 No.17535474 BULLS RISETH THE FUCKETH UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:30 2020 No.17535475 File: 82 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20200302-103937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got an order through, pending now wew

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:40 2020 No.17535478 File: 8 KB, 251x201, apu with glass of wardur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy the dip, they said >can't buy the dip because stock exchange has been down for over an hour did they just take the money and run or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:48 2020 No.17535481 The WHO phaggot is talking now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4rW3QFiuN8&feature=emb_title

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:49 2020 No.17535480 File: 86 KB, 752x1063, 1577134804779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535357 Maybe someone has more info on that whole thing than you and makes a profit. I know I dont. Just watching the show right now. Cheers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:59 2020 No.17535482 >>17535281 TD is no fee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:03 2020 No.17535484 MY SPY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT FED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:05 2020 No.17535485 File: 34 KB, 669x484, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >another dump COME ON ALREADY, GET TO THE GOOD PART

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:06 2020 No.17535486 IT'S OVER FOR US BEARBROS IT'S OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:23 2020 No.17535488 File: 55 KB, 333x293, 1405394125973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535471 buy high sell low. Never change, /biz/

>>	Robinhood user Mon Mar 2 10:41:23 2020 No.17535489 MY RH DEBIT CARD IS IN THE MAIL NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:42:17 2020 No.17535501 >>17535488 I'M CLOSE TO BUYING BACK AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:42:21 2020 No.17535503 >>17535357 I just want to sell my fucking contracts and go to cash, I was up like 266% and now I’ll get crushed by the Greeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:42:22 2020 No.17535504 MOMMAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:42:25 2020 No.17535505 >>17535485 You dont have to post the DOW every 5 minutes faggot, we're all watching

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:42:25 2020 No.17535506 File: 402 KB, 1210x1613, 158144472017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You just know this shit is gonna go up and down all day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:08 2020 No.17535514 >>17535486 Ye of little faith

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:15 2020 No.17535516 File: 41 KB, 581x581, ouaCAQdZspeVZCl-800x800-noPad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535501 > kill him and find another

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:36 2020 No.17535521 >>17535434 The visible alpha channel on that image is deeply upsetting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:37 2020 No.17535522 File: 207 KB, 1280x1920, kawaii eva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't want to look bros

>>	Robinhood user Mon Mar 2 10:43:42 2020 No.17535523 how do I short Robinhood

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:47 2020 No.17535525
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>>17535415
Sell off what you have that you won't lose in your initial investment, and use it to buy something even lower.

I'm waiting for robinhood to come back on. I have some stocks I invested at $1 and they were making money until now. Gonna sell them if they didn't dip below my initial $1 investment and use them to buy in to my other stocks that have tanked below my initial investment but I know will moon once the market unfucks itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:48 2020 No.17535524 >>17535478 Probably overextended one of their partners on contracts. I can’t wait to switch to a competitor. I wonder what the damage will be to my portfolio. Fuck these guys hard for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:43:51 2020 No.17535527 >>17535485 the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:44:30 2020 No.17535534 >>17535482 for options?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:44:34 2020 No.17535536 gib 100ft theta waves

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:44:58 2020 No.17535543 BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:01 2020 No.17535544 Fuck this shit I'm out for today until the FED accepts it's ogre and let's it die already.

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 10:45:14 2020 No.17535547 >>17535470 bumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:18 2020 No.17535549 THE FUCKING PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:40 2020 No.17535555 File: 89 KB, 734x402, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:51 2020 No.17535562 >that pump reserves around the world working overtime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:52 2020 No.17535563 File: 8 KB, 218x232, 1582839406091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Coronavirus: Global growth ‘could halve’ https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51700935

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:46:00 2020 No.17535565 >>17535534 .65 per transaction, 1.30 for getting in and out tastyworks is 1 in an out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:46:51 2020 No.17535583 File: 36 KB, 267x181, 1315499362266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'd love to be able to break even on my positions today... ah who am i kidding

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:00 2020 No.17535586 File: 33 KB, 600x564, 1460044244105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just submitted an application to webull FUCK ROBINHOOD AND FUCK JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:04 2020 No.17535587 >>17535565 meh not bad, thanks for heads up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:19 2020 No.17535592 File: 270 KB, 1411x1051, 1582837879366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >That point swing OH FUCK THE FED JUST WOKE UP, ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 10:47:25 2020 No.17535594 use this day to do literally anything else but trade

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:27 2020 No.17535595

>>17535524
Like what do you know, the cash management queue is working fine, the signup flow is working fine, their website has no other issues. They expect me to believe a series startup has multiple data warehouses/pipelines or something? It’s fucking absurd and clearly manipulative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:28 2020 No.17535597 >mostly held calls on RH so I am good there >really wanna sell my SQQQ puts but cant sigh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:43 2020 No.17535603 Will the pump keep rising, or will we finally see the crash?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:48 2020 No.17535604 >Robiniggers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:47:50 2020 No.17535606 File: 113 KB, 1025x809, screenshot_2020_0302_2113318510609404053062619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:48:11 2020 No.17535613 I find ironic is that robinhoods website is still functional if you want to signup and other sections. You just can't trade. They locked that section down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:48:15 2020 No.17535615 >>17535555 >this guys already at checkmate how does he do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:48:34 2020 No.17535619 File: 68 KB, 800x445, smg_ceo_mike_punch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A kind reminder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:48:43 2020 No.17535621 >can't cancel my market sell order on RH Fuck it. I'll just take the loss. Serves me right for using Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:49:46 2020 No.17535629 >>17535613 its retarded to have everything on one server atleast they did that good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:49:47 2020 No.17535631 >>17535177 Anyone notice how calm the market got as soon as Robinhood went down? lol We on some 2010 market behavior shit now that the kids are gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:49:50 2020 No.17535633 File: 575 KB, 1782x1069, 1539892728188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535619

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:50:19 2020 No.17535640 STOP PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:50:25 2020 No.17535642 IT KEEPS PUMPING NOO

>>	Robinhood user Mon Mar 2 10:50:38 2020 No.17535644 File: 198 KB, 600x431, 1417921366846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ROBINOOD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:50:53 2020 No.17535647 STOP GOING UP REEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:50:54 2020 No.17535648 >THE PUMP IS STILL RISING I'm worried now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:50:56 2020 No.17535649 YOU GODDAMN KIKES STOP PUMPING THE MARKETS LET IT BURN NO FUCK

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:50:57 2020 No.17535650 >>17535629 >implying they arent in on it to pump the dead cat bounce so retail retards get btfo'd once trading resumes and they all open long positions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:12 2020 No.17535653 File: 10 KB, 256x256, 01Ae0WU3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who authorized this fucking pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:21 2020 No.17535656 File: 234 KB, 853x480, 1566880072316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want buy puts now, but I also know I have no idea. Might hit 2% if Powpow goes into overdrive

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:33 2020 No.17535660 DOW almost back to 26k.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:41 2020 No.17535662 STOP FUCKING PUMPING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:54 2020 No.17535664 File: 42 KB, 968x681, big short.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS IT PUMPING MY SHORTS AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:52:12 2020 No.17535667 >bears name a bigger collection of fucking losers

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:52:14 2020 No.17535669 File: 2.97 MB, 200x180, 1463542968282.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PUMP ... ... ... PUMP ... ... ... PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:52:26 2020 No.17535671 File: 35 KB, 764x154, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] continues to decline

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:00 2020 No.17535678 File: 63 KB, 500x468, 1582648754138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Imagine holding puts and not being able to sell them at market opening Heh You poor fools

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:03 2020 No.17535680 File: 106 KB, 711x698, 1516928394580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over. gg bear fags. You put up a good fight, but the golden bull is just too strong,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:06 2020 No.17535681 YOU OWE ME 1000 SNSS STOCKS AT .98, ROBINHOOD YOU FUCKING KIKES FIX THIS SHIT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:08 2020 No.17535682 WHAT WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:16 2020 No.17535685 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1582644500695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOO, NOT MY PUTERINOS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:17 2020 No.17535684 OFFICIAL BULL MARKET THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6bfA14vMQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:31 2020 No.17535688 File: 61 KB, 1228x1502, 1503193989559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROBIIIIIIIIINHOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:58 2020 No.17535695 This is the retracement fucking zoomers. It will recover 5% before trending down. Jesus christ so much inexperienced trash here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:13 2020 No.17535697 File: 113 KB, 409x412, b96cd5939301090aeeb1663a618e53feefa5ef60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people still use robinhood over webull

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:14 2020 No.17535698 SQQQ is buttfucking me right now

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:54:19 2020 No.17535700 File: 2.26 MB, 492x243, 1463555870324.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BID... BID... BID...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:24 2020 No.17535702 File: 84 KB, 233x261, 0b3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:26 2020 No.17535703 >>17535695 fuck off bear boomer faggpt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:39 2020 No.17535706 >>17535695 >recover 5%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:42 2020 No.17535707 File: 6 KB, 225x224, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:50 2020 No.17535710 scwab bros comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:52 2020 No.17535712 File: 323 KB, 588x658, 1582207145792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepare for the ride down lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:05 2020 No.17535713 File: 118 KB, 264x239, steamedhams2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535695 I don't want a trend, I want a fucking crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:07 2020 No.17535714 File: 48 KB, 1024x752, 1579769021138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My bags are beginning to pump. Thank god. I thought I was going to have kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:18 2020 No.17535718 >>17535681 You'll still be able to buy SNSS at .98 when robinhood is back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:25 2020 No.17535720 File: 476 KB, 891x597, 1580169051581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:30 2020 No.17535721 hahahaha so happy Robinhood Bears not around to dump us 1000 points again we be jamming now over 300

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:32 2020 No.17535722

>>17535671
So the same organization that applauded China as they dragged people off to camps with beds inches apart from one another and not a single shitter in site is continuing to applaud China for manipulating numbers by limiting the manufacturing of test kits in order to manipulate their market into not kicking off the Chinese Great Depression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:33 2020 No.17535723 FUCK! I should have gone long as soon as WHO started flapping their mouths.

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 10:55:34 2020 No.17535724 >>17535695 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:39 2020 No.17535726 Lol typical /biz/ ultra bearish at the very bottom. It's all unicorn farts from here on out, boys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:47 2020 No.17535729 File: 361 KB, 596x587, 1583160520154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the world needs to learn from China -literally WHO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:50 2020 No.17535731 File: 22 KB, 376x349, 1535382557614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535621 Surprised how many rh users there are its so quiet in here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:56 2020 No.17535732 >>17535713 You're all fucking idiots that deserve to lose money. It's going to bounce back halfway and you retards will sell your puts at the top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:56 2020 No.17535733 >>17535697 how do you know the same thing won't happen to webull after everyone from rh joins it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:56 2020 No.17535734 >robinhood not working >pump day Hmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:55:57 2020 No.17535735 Anyone else notice today is the start of Q2? Seems suspicious. I'm locked into my company stock buy program and they buy today. $1,600 from me, maybe a million shares throughout the company

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:02 2020 No.17535737 >>17535702 event got a pink id its over for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:14 2020 No.17535743 >China bans selling >Fed knows they can't do that or the goyim would be furious >RH has a (((server overload))) to prevent selling Clever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:16 2020 No.17535744 File: 455 KB, 744x496, 8236723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534563 open >>17534787 15 minutes later >>17535659 50 min after that currently: https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:39 2020 No.17535749 >>17535695 This, by the last hour of trading it'll be back in the red.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:56:39 2020 No.17535750 File: 1.43 MB, 1228x2048, 1583114920545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stonks only go up... Stonks only go up... Stonks only go up...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:46 2020 No.17535753 File: 1.53 MB, 372x372, 1580332107356.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535700 When the MK Ultra programming breaks down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:57:40 2020 No.17535758 >>17535729 /biz/ took last week way better than most other retailers Most sold friday or thursday 10 days ago and were not joining the ride of doom.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:57:41 2020 No.17535759 File: 169 KB, 460x345, 1466766496985.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BREAK 300 BREAK 300 BREAK 300 CMON SPY BREAK 300

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:57:51 2020 No.17535765 >>17535613 You try the app? I haven't tried to actually trade but the app appears to have all the functionality it usually does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:57:51 2020 No.17535766 File: 2.43 MB, 400x200, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S PUMPING IT'S PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:57:53 2020 No.17535767 >>17535743 If sells are banned, what are people buying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:57:54 2020 No.17535768 BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:08 2020 No.17535771 Robinhood to come back online and crash the market purely by liquidation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:14 2020 No.17535774 >>17535759 FUCK YOU DUMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:20 2020 No.17535777 File: 383 KB, 1165x1155, 1542782724141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535750 My tesla calls keep losing me money even though the market is pumping.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:25 2020 No.17535778
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>Robinhood purposefully crashing its software so people couldn't sell/buy at open, knowing well they were going to pump hard to keep everyone from freaking out

Don't worry Robinchads, despite the outlook, you've got time to get out before the crash, just do it quick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:31 2020 No.17535781 File: 1.68 MB, 905x1280, 2399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535729 >mass transferring people in the middle of an epidemic. classy move china.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:35 2020 No.17535782 File: 1.28 MB, 1834x2540, _cleveland_azur_lane_drawn_by_macaroni_hourensou_223e8844ddaa27c7061458e0400a1c0f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535712 WEEEEEEEEEEEE And down we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:44 2020 No.17535784 >>17535633 Good memeories Do you have the one with CEO Mike laughing in the sky in the aftermath of 9/11?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:58:49 2020 No.17535786 Amazing. This is the slowest I have ever seen the US market. Even the fucking ASX had more movement lol.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 10:58:50 2020 No.17535785 File: 41 KB, 1631x807, 300 bags.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:59:03 2020 No.17535788 >>17535767 Bears btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:59:31 2020 No.17535795 Day is gonna close negative or < 1% screencap this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:59:36 2020 No.17535798 >>17535771 1000s will pull their money from RH right as it does to move it to another broker, this 100%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:59:42 2020 No.17535800 >>17535771 They won’t today. This will last long enough for them to blast through 3/2 and 3/6 expiry. If anyone is willing to effortpost a workaround, we’d all appreciate it. I know we’re gay retards but there’s gotta be one lawyerbro among you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:00:04 2020 No.17535806 >>17535767 VSTM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:00:06 2020 No.17535807 >>17535786 what are you talking about we are having 500 point moves every hour?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:00:50 2020 No.17535822 >>17535786 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:00 2020 No.17535824 File: 59 KB, 580x563, 4L_5AdiwLCx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The FED blessed us with this brief opportunity to dump everything and reset shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:01 2020 No.17535825 File: 49 KB, 1024x568, 1537389725288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >just buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:18 2020 No.17535831 >>17535798 How do I profit from this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:33 2020 No.17535835 File: 1005 KB, 320x180, itsworking.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535766

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:35 2020 No.17535836 File: 716 KB, 2550x4680, 1581304820525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pulls pumping on hopes of 50 bp cut lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:42 2020 No.17535838 if this is the big one, you are going to see the most face melting rips like you wouldn't believe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:46 2020 No.17535843 So do we get any recompense from RH for literally preventing us from trading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:59 2020 No.17535845 Market will close -1000 cap it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:09 2020 No.17535847 stonks only go up why didnt i listen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:18 2020 No.17535850 File: 1.27 MB, 3000x1687, 1571202116827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535281 you should thank robin hood they did not let you sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:21 2020 No.17535851 >>17535807 The end result is nothing is happening though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:25 2020 No.17535852 File: 15 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] K Robinhood I'd like to sell my SPY calls now please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:27 2020 No.17535853 >>17535177 >everyone gets a single free share of APPL >its worth 400 a share by the time it comes in >i had puts and calls and long term account +400 in a day for my small account kinda based tbqh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:36 2020 No.17535857 I don't know about Tesla. I believe corona isn't over by a long shot, but it might not go down lower. Might.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:12 2020 No.17535861 >>17535743 Damn robinhoods Jewish ethnicity system overloads! Thank goodness for schwab, going to wait this out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:22 2020 No.17535865 >>17535845 Market will close +1000 cap it. /smg/ is always right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:30 2020 No.17535867 kek RH is still down, the absolute state

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:32 2020 No.17535868 >>17535838 Why? People have full uncertainty on what happens from here. Bulls will buy the whole way down Fed cuts or stimulus will spur big spikes up too People are absolutely clueless on what will happen. Who really 100% knows?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:35 2020 No.17535870 >>17535847 you were too busy feeding tendies and playing the switch with your wifes son?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:44 2020 No.17535874 File: 42 KB, 333x200, 200_s.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535843 If youre lucky you get an automated apology

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 11:03:54 2020 No.17535877 >>17535861 you require more overlords

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:18 2020 No.17535879 It would be cool if RH offered everyone a random free share, would make up for my losses. How long does it take for tdameritrade to approve level 2 options trading btw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:21 2020 No.17535881 >>17535867 I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made sure RH was down so that all the autistic shifters wouldn’t work against fed PUMPs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:56 2020 No.17535888 PUMPING PUMPING CENTRAL BANKS ARE NOT DOVISH I RELEAT ITS GOING UP BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:05:14 2020 No.17535895 >>17535865 This. The old tricks aren’t working as good as they used to but they’re still trying. Trend is clear and it’s down.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:05:25 2020 No.17535897

So China says no trading during coronavirus to its citizens but robinhood mysteriously goes down before the FED will decide to throw money at the banks to make a line go up?

Interesting that boomer brokerages are not down but they dont actually manage their accounts anyways, do they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:05:26 2020 No.17535899 inb4 RH gives everyone a free zynga share and says sorry

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:05:51 2020 No.17535907
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

another $1000 being deployed this week. Looking like JNJ, PG, LEG and BAC are some candidates. Might goes PSX and CVX as oil has been hit hard lately

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:05:56 2020 No.17535908 File: 242 KB, 607x597, 2790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RH crashes on the most cliffhanger trading day of the year. Mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:06:18 2020 No.17535913 >>17535881 other than some SQQQ puts I want to unload in case this dumps again I'm long on some calls and stonks so whatever, just find it funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:06:21 2020 No.17535914 >>17535879 5 dollars would make up for your losses?

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 11:07:01 2020 No.17535925 >the fed: "yeah i'd like to place a bi-cough cough >the fed, also: "shit, i must have the WuFlu" >bid: "DROP" >the fed: "feeling better now, better buy these cheapies for my repo"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:07:51 2020 No.17535934 File: 4 KB, 90x128, 1323290976639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535925

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:07:56 2020 No.17535936 the game is rigged folks but /smg/ has been telling you since Wednesday that Monday will rally

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:07:57 2020 No.17535937 >>17535914 we all have to start somewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:07:57 2020 No.17535939 File: 13 KB, 474x248, cope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >city of robinhood

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 11:08:59 2020 No.17535951 File: 42 KB, 399x322, 1542662823771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535914 tfw literally 80% of the people here have $500 accounts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:09:07 2020 No.17535955 File: 114 KB, 468x519, 94056879275105.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535877 Bitch, I am YOUR overlord. Kneel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:09:16 2020 No.17535958 >>17535936 /smg/ has said the opposite, that reports of rising coronavirus cases and deaths in the West over the weekend would lead to a massive sell off

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:09:35 2020 No.17535961 File: 217 KB, 1885x1060, 712rFABzmML.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535733 Because it's not as casual friendly as robinhood so it'll never be as popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:10:08 2020 No.17535969 >>17535868 when the majority of the market is in denial of the possibility of a bear market, you get the most insane bull traps the world will ever see

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:10:11 2020 No.17535971 I DEMAND PROFIT SHARING FROM RH IN THE WAKE OF SUCH INCOMPETENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:10:45 2020 No.17535979 >>17535936 what parallel universe are you from where this is actually true? /smg/ has been 100% doom and gloom since last monday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:11:00 2020 No.17535989 >>17535958 That was just that Weedbrahski namefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:11:10 2020 No.17535993 Want to see the 10Y under 1.05 today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:11:21 2020 No.17535998 >>17535969 dat cope its over bear

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:11:35 2020 No.17536003 File: 124 KB, 600x781, 1323371506668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bulls will refuse to let their win streak go away, the good times will keep on coming, lets buy

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 11:11:48 2020 No.17536005 >>17535989 post your long position brah lets see it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:11:55 2020 No.17536008 wtf is this pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:19 2020 No.17536014 wtf why is it going up I wanted a bigger discount!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:32 2020 No.17536017 Anyone have trouble with robinhood? Mine won't load at all. Might jump ship to Ameritrade now

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:33 2020 No.17536019

>>17535958
>>17535979
No, everyone was saying that there will be a bounce on monday. Honestly, what did you expect the drop to go on except panic? The drop last week was warranted by the lowered chink output, but now that's priced in. The next drop will be due to expected lower earnings when the reports come out, assuming those aren't already priced in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:36 2020 No.17536021 Fed not even hiding it anymore, happening fucking cancelled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:43 2020 No.17536023 >>17535998 today is not even an example of the kind of rips you are going to see

>>	G !d4s.1uteWc Mon Mar 2 11:12:43 2020 No.17536024 o shid my spxs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:51 2020 No.17536026 File: 260 KB, 593x635, 8FA2335F-B660-4861-B163-0F3725537AEC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535177 >Whoever recommended uncut gem Fuck you! Fuck you so hard! Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!! He shoulda made it!!!!!reeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:01 2020 No.17536029 FED rate cut news leaking???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:20 2020 No.17536033 How high do you think the pump will go before crash happens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:25 2020 No.17536036 This is the biggest bear trap of all time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:27 2020 No.17536037 So should I stay in bonds and sell equity positions, or are bonds fucked too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:56 2020 No.17536044 >>17536005 cope. what happened to your all caps posting you were doing yesterday, huh? not so loud anymore bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:03 2020 No.17536050 File: 133 KB, 720x482, smg cycle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:03 2020 No.17536051 >>17536029 FED are going to give everyone a free share of TSLA, SPCE, and a $25 Applebees gift card

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:14 2020 No.17536053 File: 24 KB, 685x344, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] parabolic, sell signal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:28 2020 No.17536055 hahaha shorts and doomers getting btfo right now. the virus is over. china has closed down one of their emergency hospitals as cases are falling every day. bull market is here

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 11:14:47 2020 No.17536060 >>17536044 OH LOOK ANOTHER RETARD WHO CANT EVEN LOGIN TO RH TRYING TO COPE LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:47 2020 No.17536061 >these POMPS >just need ten more days like this to recoup my losses I'm gonna make it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:15:05 2020 No.17536063 >>17535951 8k at x20 leverage long on the NASDAQ ahahaha YEEEEEES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:15:08 2020 No.17536064 File: 51 KB, 588x391, 1547864860118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 free stoinks at webull right now sittin kinda fly...

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:15:48 2020 No.17536070
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>>17535908
COINBASE DID THE SAME SHIT BACK IN SUMMER WHEN CHAINLINK GOT ADDED. WHAT FOLLOWED WAS THE SLOW BLEED FROM $4.32 TO 3.38 TO 2.18 A FUCKING TOKEN. THE WHOLE INTERNET CRASHED.

THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL KIKERY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:15:51 2020 No.17536071 File: 457 KB, 924x985, 1582730046442.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:15:52 2020 No.17536073 >>17536055 >meanwhile the rest of the world's cases are surging yeah i'm sure this will just blow right over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:16:22 2020 No.17536076 why number go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:16:26 2020 No.17536077 my puts don't expire for a month, these fed injections aren't going to last

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:16:54 2020 No.17536083 File: 64 KB, 925x750, 1582841447382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:16:55 2020 No.17536085 >It keeps pumping Stop Bros do something

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:16:57 2020 No.17536087 File: 231 KB, 386x355, capture_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanted to buy me some cheat TECL and Parker Hannifin. Robin hood! you turd burglar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:10 2020 No.17536090 >>17536070 DeFi stock trading when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:13 2020 No.17536093 File: 27 KB, 407x334, 1332541309960s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536061 we'll make it bro, we'll make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:22 2020 No.17536095 >+570.12 (2.24%) How high will it go lads? Is this the set-up to a giant ruse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:42 2020 No.17536098 >>17536073 >Surging >Like sub 100 cases in America. The only place "Surging" is Italy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:45 2020 No.17536099 File: 110 KB, 1022x1024, kot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yeah, im thinking we are back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:57 2020 No.17536103 >>17536073 Coronafags are the worst. Face it it’s a big nothing like every fucking year. How pathetic do you have to be to hope for doom and gloom shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:08 2020 No.17536107 >>17536055 Open cases have leveled off and total cases are accelerating upward. Numbers are about to explode outside china

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:11 2020 No.17536108 Can someone explain to me why some bio stocks that were doing well last week are now cratering this week, while others have jumped? Case in point: GILD is doing well while fucking NVAX is cratering

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 11:18:13 2020 No.17536109 RETARDS ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS A V-SHAPE REBOUND AND NOT A DEADCAT BOUNCE LMFAO. RETARDS WILL LONG THE TOP OF THE DEADCAT BOUNCE BECAUSE THEYRE PSYCHOLOGICALLY RETARDED KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:15 2020 No.17536110 >>17536095 I think its going to be volatile (up and down) for the next month, trending slightly up or crabbing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:19 2020 No.17536111 >>17536098 Maybe they should start testing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:25 2020 No.17536113 File: 8 KB, 217x232, 343112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my puts...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:31 2020 No.17536115 Just dumped a bunch of blue chips in my Roth, now please plunge

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:40 2020 No.17536116 File: 132 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200302111742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536005 I'm long VSTM. Up 80%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:18:59 2020 No.17536119 >>17536077 The Greeks are going to put their thumb in your ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:05 2020 No.17536121 File: 101 KB, 812x680, 1572797234589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ting ting ting* AHEM Fuck bobo Fuck bobo posters Fuck corona virus Fuck chinks but most importantly FUCK JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:17 2020 No.17536124 File: 141 KB, 1018x636, 1583002301248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536098 Every place in the world but China is surging in confirmed cases and suspected ones.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:20 2020 No.17536125

Holy fuck just saw my puts. I lost so much fucking money to Robinhood compared to today’s all-time high. What the actual fuck, this is insane.

First time being on the receiving end of a financial scam like this. They’re just gonna get a slap on the wrist fine, what a joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:20 2020 No.17536126 File: 32 KB, 653x490, 1503546136_1503523206361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I used to go food shopping once every 2 weeks. Now I go twice every day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:34 2020 No.17536128 >>17536103 I’m not hoping for shit but to think that this is on the decline is naive. Just because you, personally, are tired of hearing about it won’t change the severity of the outbreak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:41 2020 No.17536130 >>17536116 shithood is up for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:19:42 2020 No.17536131 You're seriously gambling right now if you're betting on market movements

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:12 2020 No.17536136 >>17536131 I think that there will be extreme volatility is a pretty safe bet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:17 2020 No.17536139 Here comes the drop

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 11:20:37 2020 No.17536146 >>17536128 OPTIMISTIC FAGS ARE THE WORST. IMAGINE NOT BEING A REALIST AND PLANING ACCORDINGLY WITH INFORMATION THAT BECOMES AVAILABLE EVERYDAY. HOLY FUCK THE STUPIDITY LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:37 2020 No.17536147 >>17536131 not if you're a bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:42 2020 No.17536151 >THAT PUMP IT KEEPS RISING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:50 2020 No.17536152 So many shoeshine boys here unironically shorted the bottom fucking Top Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:52 2020 No.17536153 >>17536128 It’s a sham. They released a virus to get those protestors off the streets and the media is using it to blackout other news stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:20:57 2020 No.17536154 >>17536130 I'm using the app. Haven't had any issues but I haven't tried to make any trades either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:21:19 2020 No.17536158 I hate this general. There is so much crap one has to swim through to find a single good recommendation. Most people can't see what the fuck is going on. Completely lost to the emotion of the swings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:21:23 2020 No.17536160 >>17536125 >I lost so much fucking money All $60? please shut the fuck up redditfaggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:21:35 2020 No.17536161 File: 539 KB, 1535x904, stage4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535744 must... not... FOMO... in...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:21:42 2020 No.17536164 >>17536131 GAMBLINGCHADS RISE UP!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:21:46 2020 No.17536167 File: 96 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20200302-112119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536005 Like x3 on tesla

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:20 2020 No.17536177 File: 421 KB, 1242x903, 1583165990203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just poomp it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:22 2020 No.17536180 >>17536154 mine loads but is still stuck in premarket

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:23 2020 No.17536179 >>17536111 Summer is here, faggot. Buy or cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:49 2020 No.17536183 >>17536158 yeah its just a few guys posting the same bear and bull pepe over and over - Ive got a short for you - 3/20 LVS put 41

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:53 2020 No.17536184 File: 102 KB, 360x336, 1317062448801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536161 join us brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:59 2020 No.17536188 > Identified - The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented. >Mar 2, 08:18 PST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:23:56 2020 No.17536198 >>17536167 Trading SQQQ is less frightening than TSLA

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:23:57 2020 No.17536200

>market recovers slightly because China can't afford to close it's production any longer
>/biz/ declares the virus over when cases outside China are exploding
Scenario 1: further economic lockdowns in Italy, Asia, Europe
Scenario 2: full pandemic

Not a doomer btw this isn't a happening but if you're treating this as a full recovery you're throwing your money away

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:24:45 2020 No.17536209 >>17536188 I think this was the worst WHO press conference to date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:25:02 2020 No.17536215 File: 62 KB, 755x604, aaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at that Iran and Korea fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:25:20 2020 No.17536216 File: 387 KB, 1086x1269, 1583159368099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536200 >this isn't a happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:25:22 2020 No.17536217 >>17536124 Fuck off boomer doomer faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:25:25 2020 No.17536220 File: 24 KB, 728x400, traps all day.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This shit is going to like like a fucking sine wave

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:25:28 2020 No.17536221 >>17536200 Its going to super explode in China once more or all workers start returning to work

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:25:42 2020 No.17536225 >>17536188 >China has given us the go ahead to allow trading

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:26:00 2020 No.17536230 dump soon, perpare to sell your calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:26:03 2020 No.17536231 >>17536179 >disease that spreads through braps is gonna stop because it starts to warm up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:26:42 2020 No.17536240 >>17536220 It's a pure market event, chaos traders rise up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:26:57 2020 No.17536245 >>17536230 I would if I could Fuck Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:26:58 2020 No.17536246 What's the consensus? Dead cat bounce? Who the fuck is buying ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:07 2020 No.17536249 >>17536215 >thinking anyone still cares about the chink flu bear cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:32 2020 No.17536253 maybe they dump it when everyone goes to lunch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:41 2020 No.17536255 >>17536246 Me. Sorry about that, I'll stop buying everything now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:44 2020 No.17536258 >>17536246 Smart money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:48 2020 No.17536260 >>17536216 Ok doomie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:50 2020 No.17536261 >>17536249 They will care for years to come, you know i'm right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:03 2020 No.17536263 >>17536246 Fed Plunge Protection Team

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:08 2020 No.17536265 >>17536160 A lot more than that child, I made six winning bets with my funny money and unironically planned to go to cash today. What is your issue anyway you whiny little faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:13 2020 No.17536266 >>17536246 The Plunge Protection Team

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:18 2020 No.17536267 File: 6 KB, 238x212, boboglass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope everyone is ready for the biggest after lunch DUMP of all time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:22 2020 No.17536268 The UK was due to announce new figures at 2pm, over 2 hours late now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:26 2020 No.17536271 >>17536215 >Third world shitholes have lots of cases, but developed countries have very few. Hmmm, very interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:34 2020 No.17536274 >>17536246 glow niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:35 2020 No.17536275 >Stigma is more dangerous than the virus itself I wish one of those reporters had the balls to ask the WHO Director General about his involvement in the Cholera coverup in Africa

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:28:44 2020 No.17536277
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>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/goldman-economists-expect-fed-to-cut-rates-soon-to-head-off-impact-of-outbreak-2020-03-01?mod=home-page

Still people doubt the power of the FED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:01 2020 No.17536280 >>17536215 cracks a smile every time i see Diamond Princess in these lists

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:16 2020 No.17536281 >>17536271 South Korea has the best healthcare in the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:20 2020 No.17536282 >>17536246 Fed dangles out their quarterly promise to look at stuff and consider lowering rates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:36 2020 No.17536286 Has this general every been right about anything? I just remembered that you guys were insistent that pete butt was going to be the democratic presidential candidate and he's now been BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:48 2020 No.17536289 >>17536246 >Who the fuck is buying the fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:03 2020 No.17536291 Ok what's going on guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:22 2020 No.17536297 >>17536267 more like the second RH comes onlin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:29 2020 No.17536299 >>17536286 There’s been a handful of good predictions here but major whiffs on a lot of things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:32 2020 No.17536300 File: 163 KB, 1632x616, i-like-mike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536286 /smg/ has always been a Mike Bloomberg general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:33 2020 No.17536301 >>17536246 i bought $1000 last week, going to buy $1000 every week until the fear subsides a bit. its overblown. someone sold me their COST cheapies last week LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:49 2020 No.17536309 >>17535177 So is chesapeake going bankrupt or smth? I thought they were hedged. Blown my wad at 31 cents, now 23. It hurts mommy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:56 2020 No.17536313 File: 63 KB, 715x439, 1583007628198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k 26k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:58 2020 No.17536315 >>17536221 Chinese oligarchs may send their workers back early out of desperation. Capital is a hell of a drug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:31:30 2020 No.17536322 >>17536300 he wants to repeal the pass through tax deduction so fuck him...otherwise I'd vote for him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:31:35 2020 No.17536324 >>17536300 literal manlet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:32:11 2020 No.17536335 we 26k now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:32:18 2020 No.17536339 >26k It's over...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:32:36 2020 No.17536343 >>17535250 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B687YWtxPbI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:32:54 2020 No.17536349 And now the fed pump stops

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:33:00 2020 No.17536351 Bears on suicide watch bullchads we won

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:33:46 2020 No.17536358 File: 41 KB, 680x374, f03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:33:54 2020 No.17536360 >>17536300 >blue trump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:33:59 2020 No.17536364 >>17536315 There's also pressure on the workers to work so they don't starve and pressure by them to allowed to work

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:34:23 2020 No.17536370 Statement from next minutes: “Since the January meeting of the FOMC, The Federal Reserve Bank System has expanded its balance sheet to include non-traditional purchases of certain U.S. assets. Ciao.”

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:34:37 2020 No.17536374 >>17536360 DAMN STRAIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:35:45 2020 No.17536390 What a crock of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:37:03 2020 No.17536411 File: 157 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20200302-113601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THANK YOU BASED ROBINHOOD FOR NOT LETTING ME SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:38:54 2020 No.17536442 >>17536370 Gouvernment owning the companies to stop them from dying Peak capitalism

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:39:51 2020 No.17536455 +650 what an absolute fucking joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:40:12 2020 No.17536460 File: 46 KB, 457x333, 1340508826249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:40:31 2020 No.17536463 File: 248 KB, 1914x745, 1511988350219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /biz/ : "buy high, sell low"

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:40:51 2020 No.17536469
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>new cases all over the us
>deaths in the us
>its in the tourist capital of the world, Orlando
>infections doubling in Europe
>Iranian minister and advisor to supreme leader dies
>pope hasnt been seen in days
>its in Manhattan, plans being drawn up to close down trading floor
>possibly something that lives in your body forever after you get it, similar to an autoimmune disease
>community transmissions up everywhere
>japan declares national emergency
>test kitsch defunct and defected
>india reporting its first cases because they just now tested

Yeah guys totally not a dead cat bounce exit scam only made possible by shutting of all the sell pressure from RH, claiming rate cuts and literal glow niggers buying equities. If you buy now, you deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:41:00 2020 No.17536471 File: 57 KB, 1280x720, thecallthatsavedtheDOW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You should have listened to my call last friday anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:41:44 2020 No.17536480 >>17536455 British Airways just announced loads of flight cancellations that have nothing to do with infected countries. Demand even for UK to Germany flights is collapsing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:41:46 2020 No.17536481 >>17536469 mate, it's over you can't stop the pump

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 11:42:10 2020 No.17536487 MOON LUNAR RISE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:42:20 2020 No.17536489 Take what you want from this, but my SPY calls for mid April are NOT FUCKING MOVING despite the "rally."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:42:25 2020 No.17536490 >>17536469 the problem is you think prices are tethered to reality

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:42:28 2020 No.17536491 >>17536469 Should have bought the dip last week bro. Was free money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:43:17 2020 No.17536495 Bears and doomers blown the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:43:43 2020 No.17536501 File: 486 KB, 526x700, 1429555438686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I tell when premiums are too overpriced?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:43:54 2020 No.17536503 >>17536491 >bought tsla calls >somehow got IV crushed on all of them and lost a ton today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:44:24 2020 No.17536512 >>17536501 All of them are right now, thats how volatility works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:44:30 2020 No.17536515 >>17536489 Strike Price? You're not on RH are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:44:36 2020 No.17536516 Notice how DOW is stuck at 26000

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:44:36 2020 No.17536517 >>17536469 Holy cope

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 11:44:58 2020 No.17536522 >>17536501 when implied volatility rank is high

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:00 2020 No.17536523 Saudis just got a confirmed case. Will this effect oil in any way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:03 2020 No.17536524 File: 3.59 MB, 480x263, 1582149886631.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We might unironically end the day with the Dow up 1k points. UNITED WE STAND. NEVER FORGET. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:04 2020 No.17536525 >>17536324 As if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:04 2020 No.17536526 i just want to get rich fuck this market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:42 2020 No.17536534 File: 17 KB, 498x513, ciovagglio 10 percent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17536471 Nevuh doubted for a second

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:51 2020 No.17536536

>>17536491
>>17536490
>>17536487
>>17536481
>>17536471
>>17536463
>>17536460
>>17536351
>>17536258
I swear boomers are about to get BTFO moreso than they ever have, this crash is about to hit them like a freight train, just look at all these retards falling for a Fed pump/deadcat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:46:02 2020 No.17536540 >>17536524 Based money man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:46:05 2020 No.17536543 >>17536516 What are the algo Jews trying to tell us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:46:23 2020 No.17536548 >>17536469 Bobos desperate Enjoy your rice and beans faget

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:47:33 2020 No.17536561 File: 11 KB, 227x222, 75b4a9114fb4f02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which is the better option, put or call?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:47:45 2020 No.17536563 >>17536515 SPY310 4/17 call, only went up 11%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:48:08 2020 No.17536567 >>17536490 The -10% drop wouldn't have happened if that wasn't the case, expect other big drops in the following weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:48:24 2020 No.17536573 >>17536536 Nah my Vix short very profitable, stay mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:48:31 2020 No.17536575 >almost noon and (((RH))) still down I am shocked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:48:34 2020 No.17536577 >>17536561 Well, if you consider the fact that stocks only go up, calls are the better of the two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:48:41 2020 No.17536579 >>17536490 Yep, honestly I deserve this. Trusting robinhood when it's been made clear time and again that the boomers will gladly change the rules, move goalposts and sacrifice younger generations for their own monetary gain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:01 2020 No.17536582 >>17536561 If your IQ isn't sub 100 you know that you should buy puts. This shit is incredibly fake and/or will evaporate before next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:03 2020 No.17536583 >>17536469 What could the power of retail Robin Hood have over a fuckig index lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:08 2020 No.17536585 >>17536561 Call, I'm up almost 100% on MSFT calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:33 2020 No.17536592 >>17536503 That's why you monitor the VIX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:52 2020 No.17536598 >>17536575 I had a limit buy on tecl. No clue if it's gone through or not. Considering how shady this is, it probably hasn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:59 2020 No.17536600 >>17536583 Are you fucking brain dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:50:10 2020 No.17536603 >>17536524 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_lCmBvYMRs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:50:46 2020 No.17536612 >>17536579 isn't robinhood made by teenagers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:50:54 2020 No.17536613 File: 60 KB, 699x485, 1562929137066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do doomers hate making money bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:50:54 2020 No.17536614 Weed fag is so mad he isn't making the new thread anymore kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:51:15 2020 No.17536616 >>17535563 >only 1.5% growth Eh, at least it's not shrinking. Imagine a shrinking economy, all people would instantly die. Luckily it can't happen cuz the economy grows forever without exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:52:01 2020 No.17536624 File: 36 KB, 655x527, 02f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are bears so angry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:52:07 2020 No.17536626 >>17536598 Compare the minute by minute price action on Tradingview. If it went well below your limit it will most likely have gone through during any other time in history consider the volume and liquidity for this ETF is pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:52:34 2020 No.17536631 >2% up before lunch Better sell anons. Last chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:18 2020 No.17536643 whats the post limit now on these breads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:22 2020 No.17536645 File: 395 KB, 699x689, 67777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17535563 Yeah its a nothingburger, keep pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:40 2020 No.17536650 NEW >>17536644 NEW >>17536644 NEW >>17536644 NEW >>17536644 NEW >>17536644

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:42 2020 No.17536651 >>17536600 How many percent of the Dow do you think is held by Robin Hood users?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:48 2020 No.17536655 >>17536631 >https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-to-meet-with-pharmaceutical-executives-as-second-coronavirus-death-in-us-reported-2020-03-02 Sorry anon this is a done deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:55 2020 No.17536657 Holy shit guys first Green Day in a week. Is this real life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:53:57 2020 No.17536659 >>17535592 Imagine having a long friendship with a fed guy and you can just ask him when they're cutting rates. Imagine how great life would be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:54:03 2020 No.17536662 Market open friday was SPY 288.70. I called a 5% retracement since last week and earlier in this thread. Guess what 288.7 times 1.05 is? Eat shit zoomer trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:54:42 2020 No.17536684 >Robinhood comes back >Pissed off users sell their shit to go transfer to another broker >the sell off is so large it triggers a mass sell off in the entire market Tell me this wouldn't be fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:55:08 2020 No.17536691 >>17536624 >>17536613 I cannot wait until after 1:00, you stupid frogposter boomers will be broke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:56:02 2020 No.17536713 >>17536684 >>Robinhood comes back not happening any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:56:18 2020 No.17536716 >>17536684 >he thinks RH is coming back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:56:27 2020 No.17536719 >>17536684 All according to keikaku

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:57:03 2020 No.17536728 File: 318 KB, 1000x600, 1494574841060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >3 hours later >RH still not working They're actually going to cancel trading for the whole day, in a day as volatile as this, the absolute madmen!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:58:44 2020 No.17536763 >>17536728 my limit order. no. I wanted to sell by noon. I don't even know if it's gone through. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:59:09 2020 No.17536770 >>17536651 You realize that it's a calculated average of the companies within the dow right? If you take away a majority of the sell pressure for the individual companies, clearly the index will pump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:05:11 2020 No.17536864 People are so prepared for a rate cut, when it actually comes they'll sell the news

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:05:27 2020 No.17536871 >>17536469 Bro, in a month when the northern hemisphere warms up this is going to be irrelevant. The only deaths in the US were boomers with emphysema.

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