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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:03:28 2020 No.17533224 [Reply] [Original]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA edition
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>>	W33DBrahski Mon Mar 2 08:04:34 2020 No.17533236 >>17533224 First for freshly baked bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:05:12 2020 No.17533241 >>17533236 Sourdough

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:05:48 2020 No.17533245 >>17533224 AAAAAAAAA Robin hood won't give me my money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:05:56 2020 No.17533247 >encourage family to prep themselves >they refuse >offer them 50 tins of food for free >they refuse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:07:16 2020 No.17533254 >>17532472 pretty sure thats illegal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:07:17 2020 No.17533255 I refuse to give you a (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:08:13 2020 No.17533258 Is it safe to expect a pump when US opens then red rest of the day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:08:20 2020 No.17533259 >>17533247 I'm sorry to hear that mate. I don't understand what's so bad about stocking up on food you're gonna end up eating later anyways, just seems like people are worried about looking crazy or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:08:22 2020 No.17533260 Is the dip over lads? Are we back to norman?

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Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:09:58 2020 No.17533267

>>17533259
>I don't understand what's so bad about stocking up on food you're gonna end up eating later anyways
How long would it take you to get through 50 tins of beans if you weren't panicking about global catastrophe? A few years?

Why am I wasting so much cupboard space on beans?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:10:10 2020 No.17533271 >>17533260 So far I think it's the most obvious dead cat bounce I've ever seen, but since I think that we'll probably recover to 30k today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:10:37 2020 No.17533273 File: 196 KB, 975x695, sweet-bull-and-hella-bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes bro keep buying the dip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:10:48 2020 No.17533274 >>17533247 sounds like a bunch of exuberant bulls to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:11:02 2020 No.17533276 >>17533260 It's only just begun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:11:21 2020 No.17533281 >be boomer >think that the stock market consists to equal parts of perma bulls and perma bears >can only defeat them by shit talking the other side I love this meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:11:43 2020 No.17533282 >>17533258 You nailed it, senpai. Abandon ship or go down with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:12:20 2020 No.17533286 >>17533273 thank you, i will

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:12:24 2020 No.17533288 >>17533247 >implying anything will happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:12:57 2020 No.17533297 >>17533258 There will be a pump. We had a huge sell off last week, there will be some gain today before we drop later in week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:12:58 2020 No.17533298 So far, > AMD Chad's rise up > SPCE about to rocket again >SQ jumping around quite a bit > Fuck trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:12:59 2020 No.17533299 >>17533260 Norman has been achieved, yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:13:57 2020 No.17533307 >APT pumped then dropped like a rock premarket This thing is coming down again today lol

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:14:03 2020 No.17533309

>>17533254
The problem though is that it's impossible. The big money that moves the market are done by algos, algos react to news from "the wire".. it doesn't react to news posted on Twitter (well except for Trump tweets for obvious reasons). Even if we were to get something trending before it gets removed there's not enough people that matters that would react by selling, it's fucking Twitter after all.. where 80% of the userbase are whiny poor liberal cunts, 10% are kpop fans that spam every hashtag with kpop stuff, 5% crypto scammers and 5% normal people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:14:04 2020 No.17533310 >>17533297 I think we'll break even this week about. Buy and sell options in the turmoil though Keep your hands steady, lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:14:27 2020 No.17533314 Is it a good time to get into bonds with all this talk of rate cuts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:14:38 2020 No.17533316 File: 12 KB, 291x173, B03049A4-7ABA-491B-8DF1-72AE30047DB4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] snap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:14:39 2020 No.17533317 File: 62 KB, 590x314, trump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:14:56 2020 No.17533319 >>17533267 >50 tins of beans >A few years? Are they 50lbs each?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:15:28 2020 No.17533326 >>17533245 what do you mean, why? Is this something to be concerned about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:15:51 2020 No.17533329 >>17533319 How frequently do you eat beans? Are you eating them from every meal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:05 2020 No.17533332 >>17533317 Donald Trump doesn't use nigger vernacular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:08 2020 No.17533333 >>17533317 It's true though bears only make big money when people are being retarded. But most money in the market is dumb money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:22 2020 No.17533334 >>17533314 all of the longer term duration bonds have already adjusted prices. there's no free money to be had, since everyone knows what you know. just look at the chart of TLT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:29 2020 No.17533335 >>17533309 I know a trading algorithm that wields a huge amount of money that literally just bets against whatever stocktwits users are buying, its pretty successful. I can guarantee a lot of algorithms have twitter trending input.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:31 2020 No.17533336 File: 290 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200302-081509_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533298 Go Nvidia, go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:32 2020 No.17533337 >>17533329 1 tin of beans a week is less than a year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:35 2020 No.17533338 >>17533317 Top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:40 2020 No.17533339 >>17533333 BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO, CHECKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:54 2020 No.17533340 SARS gives brain damage >>17533333 what do you think the market was all 2020 except fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:16:55 2020 No.17533341 >>17533333 witnessed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:17:06 2020 No.17533342 >tfw pajeets are starting to shill gamestop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsY3t-xiyIo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:17:07 2020 No.17533343 >>17533333 checked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:17:30 2020 No.17533346 File: 499 KB, 245x240, 1365439969865.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533333 Czeched

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Mon Mar 2 08:17:39 2020 No.17533350 dubs we are all going to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:17:41 2020 No.17533351 File: 1.06 MB, 320x320, 1575309070236.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533333 Masonic quints of truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:17:45 2020 No.17533352 >>17533329 Beans, beans the magical fruit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:18:19 2020 No.17533359 File: 27 KB, 680x350, 1534559276790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533316

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:18:21 2020 No.17533360 >>17533336 Why is nvidia holding up so well anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:18:29 2020 No.17533362 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1582878746578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and WALLAH, just like that, the futures turned green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:18:31 2020 No.17533363 >>17533337 You need a more varied diet, senpai >>17533340 >SARS gives brain damage So does Influenza

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:18:31 2020 No.17533364 File: 38 KB, 900x900, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have a galt day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:19:02 2020 No.17533367 File: 2.00 MB, 245x275, tumblr_muse10a9dr1s1y3rgo3_r2_250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533333

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:19:33 2020 No.17533371

>>17533326
No, just I fucked up. I should've done two transfers to get my $2k sooner rather just the 1k they offer in immediate funds. But the profit after I pulled out around noon from mucking about with just 1k has yet to be added to my purchasing power. And the transfer of funds from the bank has yet to take place. So I guess I'm not doing much today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:19:36 2020 No.17533372 File: 78 KB, 487x353, 1582299471918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you know when to buy in this climate? All these cheapies are appealing but everything is a trap right now...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:19:48 2020 No.17533375 >>17533350 Too many bears here for that to be true >>17533299 Dubs confirms Norman has been reached

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:19:50 2020 No.17533376 Prediction's >Markets to BULL when USA opens >European virus new cases decrease over the next five days The numbers will confirm check the numbers of my post

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:20:17 2020 No.17533380 File: 175 KB, 1136x818, Screenshot_20200302_131949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to buy, mofos!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:20:47 2020 No.17533384 >>17533380 Based. Buy dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:21:02 2020 No.17533386 File: 51 KB, 603x636, 9-11AmerifatMuffins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533362 It's voila, not wallah, dumb yank

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:21:45 2020 No.17533393 >>17533376 all thanks to trump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:21:48 2020 No.17533394 So whats going to happen to all the boomers money when they all die from corona-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:22:07 2020 No.17533396 >>17533310 Based. I got calls and puts, going to keep them on rotation until we see a singular directional movement up again then ill switch to calls only.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:22:53 2020 No.17533400
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I'm bag holding a lot of 3/20 AMD and MSFT calls, ~$7,000 worth. "Letting go", so to speak, and just forgetting about the market as a whole has been quite therapeutic over the last week. I've been less stressed and haven't worried much about anything and have lived in the present. Whatever happens happens.

Is this what freedom truly feels like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:22:55 2020 No.17533401 File: 53 KB, 406x469, 1537939361332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533380 Thanks (((Bernstein))). I am sure this is not a trap. >>17533386 Time to long Marriott.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:22:59 2020 No.17533403 >>17533386 wallah means I swear to Allah, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:23:24 2020 No.17533411 >>17533386 >>17533386 It's Allah or PBUH to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:23:25 2020 No.17533412 >>17533394 Financially illiterate heirs blow it all on Kickstarter indie projects

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:23:57 2020 No.17533420 File: 2.01 MB, 260x260, 1576716906803.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533386 >Being this new

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:24:00 2020 No.17533423 >>17533386 You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:24:17 2020 No.17533426 >>17533376 >new cases decrease for no reason delusional bulltard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:24:26 2020 No.17533428 >>17533400 "Freedom" would be owning stocks, not a time bomb derivative that can blow up and wreck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:24:35 2020 No.17533430 File: 339 KB, 452x394, 1580166779568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533372 "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once." Live in fear and servitude then, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:25:04 2020 No.17533438 >>17533372 Buy a little every time it drops DO NOT SELL >>17533396 Always hold some of each That's what diversifying means If you're just keen to industries, you can make a buttload calling the right position in each sector

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:25:29 2020 No.17533444

>>17533335
I'm sure there's a few algos out there that does that, but I'm talking about the big ones that banks and institutions use. They don't give a shit about what trends on Twitter because they get everything they need from like I said, "the wire".. which means they get the news before it reaches the public. This is also why you're told as a trader to never trade the news

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:25:47 2020 No.17533445 >>17533372 when your investment horizon is long term, it's always a good time to buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:25:47 2020 No.17533446 >>17533412 So i should hire some programmers to make a leftist LQBTQ pixel art side scroller and get youtubers to shill it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:26:22 2020 No.17533453 >>17533363 >beans once a week >not varied enough Are you being retarded on purpose? Also who said all cans had to be beans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:26:31 2020 No.17533454 >>17533430 Absolutely based anon. Going all in with my money. Not sitting on the sidelines in comfort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:26:44 2020 No.17533455 >>17533430 Based. We're already showing some support. I bought back in but we shall see how the week goes.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:27:16 2020 No.17533461

Can someone help my autism please

Currently in a "rest room" in a hospital. This is a lounge area for visitors but also a lunch room for nurses.

When I came in here it was just me, but now I'm surrounded by nurses eating lunch that obviously dont want me here. How do I leave without it looking like I'm leaving due to them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:27:27 2020 No.17533462 >>17533426 >no reason Yeah, it's not like all European nations have been taking widespread extreme preventative measures to decrease transmission rates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:27:51 2020 No.17533466 I'd be very careful out there today guys, I'm planning on letting my calls bought at 3pm on Friday play the pump until about 10, and then I'll be going into some puts. Dead cat bounce boys, especially with every MM screaming to buy stonks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:28:29 2020 No.17533476 >>17533362 Voila***** It's pronounced vwah-lah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:28:30 2020 No.17533477 Will probably buy some more leveraged S&P this week Where soxl shill at

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:28:39 2020 No.17533480 bruh I actually bought during the dip- I'm going to make like $2k in the next 2 weeks. feels good (hopefully)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:28:42 2020 No.17533481 >>17533461 Start coughing a lot and just say excuse me as you head out the door

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:28:45 2020 No.17533482 im legit scared of facing my wife and her son after all the money i lost these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:09 2020 No.17533487 >>17533462 yeah, they haven't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:13 2020 No.17533488 why money go down why money not go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:20 2020 No.17533490 >>17533476 Get out newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:20 2020 No.17533491 >>17533461 Tell them you have corona and have to leave as you are working on your manners and don't want to get the nice ladies sick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:26 2020 No.17533493 It feels so good to not just make money, but to make money off of stupid fucking faggots like the tripniggers in these threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:42 2020 No.17533496 >>17533445 So much this It's especially good when the stocks go on sale

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:43 2020 No.17533497 Stop larping about the sniffles please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:56 2020 No.17533499 File: 561 KB, 960x1102, 1582610611498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533430 >>17533438 >>17533445 Thanks lads, I'm gonna test the waters again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:30:27 2020 No.17533505 File: 2 KB, 109x125, 1582327152781s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533482 just buy puts nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:30:28 2020 No.17533504 >>17533488 Buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:30:43 2020 No.17533507 >>17533490 I've been here since '09 Eat my ass and jerk me off then kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:30:58 2020 No.17533510 File: 124 KB, 701x903, Based.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533454 >>17533455 No better way to start the week than hearing this kind of rallying cry from my based bull brothers. Excelsior!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:31:06 2020 No.17533512 >>17533504 I did but money went down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:31:55 2020 No.17533516 >>17533482 >her son

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:32:33 2020 No.17533522 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE No thread theme? Gimme dem songs whyte bois

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:33:02 2020 No.17533526 I don't see how there is any way that help from the central banks can offset the hysteria that's coming from new US infections.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:33:05 2020 No.17533527 Futures have been so volatile the last few hours. God damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:33:43 2020 No.17533531 >>17533512 It will go back up again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:34:07 2020 No.17533535 >>17533507 Eating ass is a good thing now, grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:34:30 2020 No.17533539 >>17533531 yeah in like 5 years lmfao this mindset is to irrational. if you know for a fact it's going down then sell jesus this is not hard to understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:34:39 2020 No.17533545 >>17533267 You dont have baked chicken with mashed taters and baked beans once a week with family? Must be a sad life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:34:39 2020 No.17533546 >>17533527 Buy every option you can get your hands on Wait for it to be up 50% then sell This volatility is going to be delicious for those who trade options

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:34:48 2020 No.17533548 File: 1.91 MB, 400x500, 1579432063290.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533522 BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:35:02 2020 No.17533549 >>17533372 Buy when people are burning down their houses in spite after getting foreclosed on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:35:14 2020 No.17533552 Newfag here, what's a "put". From what I gather, you make money on a "put" when things go down

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:35:37 2020 No.17533556 FRIENDLY REMINDER TODAY IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:35:39 2020 No.17533557 >FTSE GREEN oh no no no bears

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:35:40 2020 No.17533559 >>17533535 Not after I shit in your mouth zoomer >>17533539 >The market >Know for a fact Nigga WUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:36:18 2020 No.17533566 >>17533552 read sticky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:36:26 2020 No.17533567 >>17533546 Yeah. I'm definitely going to get back in today. Been researching plays all weekend long. Buying Biotech puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:36:41 2020 No.17533570 >>17533224 Is this the big one? Can I finally buy the dip? I have tens of thousands of greenbacks ready to go!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:37:01 2020 No.17533577 >>17533559 if you dont know it for a fact youre a retard. half of the global population is going to get infected.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:37:21 2020 No.17533582

>>17533552
Go to investipedia and search calls and puts

They're the basic options

If you don't know what options are, do not buy them. You'll just be giving your money away.

OR since it's impossible to time the market, maybe blindly trading options us a good strategy lmaoooooo

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:37:22 2020 No.17533584

About an hour or so iirc before wall street opens and the dow jones gets moving again. Place your final bets now lads:

>it goes upwards at the start and people were actually right to buy the dip
>it goes down softly and it's still a race of chicken between /biz/ and wall street on who blinks first with the dip
>it just fucking goes straight line downward and we are flung into Bitcoin Crash 2: Sodium Straight from Utah edition

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:38:14 2020 No.17533591 File: 38 KB, 640x640, 1583024368420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7/r https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7/r https://strawpoll.com/dpgpfpw7/r

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:38:31 2020 No.17533597 File: 11 KB, 227x222, 75b4a9114fb4f02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533566 Is that where the phrase "dont put all your eggs in one basket" came from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:38:54 2020 No.17533600 >>17533380 >In other news, Bernstein sells everything to a bunch of goys just before the market crashed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:38:59 2020 No.17533603 >>17533557 The market has changed it's mind fucking 3 times already today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:39:11 2020 No.17533605 >>17533522 https://youtu.be/jVvt7hP5a-0 WINNING!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:39:17 2020 No.17533606

>>17533567
Don't buy puts on any pharma

You never know whose going to save buffets life when he gets the sniffles

>>17533577
Top Zozzle ®
We just need a pharma to release a drug that reduces fatality in boomers and the market will bull run again

There are more infective diseases all around us and they were all scary at the start

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:39:43 2020 No.17533610 BIOC lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:39:53 2020 No.17533612 File: 127 KB, 1920x1541, brain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533603 >the market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:40:00 2020 No.17533613 File: 40 KB, 855x659, 1582840460562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533552 >what's a "put". why do retards pretend to have a genuine question they don't know, then type it in on a mongolion rug trading site? Hey dumbass! GoOoOoOgLe it

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 08:40:04 2020 No.17533614 futures falling again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:41:00 2020 No.17533620 >>17533606 >Top Zozzle ® >We just need a pharma to release a drug that reduces fatality in boomers and the market will bull run again >There are more infective diseases all around us and they were all scary at the start so basically you're a retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:41:08 2020 No.17533621 >>17533603 D E L I C I O U S buy options, don't sell till they're up Volatility incoming

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:41:24 2020 No.17533628 >>17533591 >opens red, closes red bar is green not red >opens green, closes red, bar is red not brown are you trying to aggravate my tism?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:41:53 2020 No.17533636 >>17533584 I’m hoping for a JUST bit I still predict slight decline

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:42:18 2020 No.17533641 >>17533620 So basically, your predictions have been correct less than 2 weeks total the last 2 years and now you think you're a market timing savant? Fucking prove it

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:42:41 2020 No.17533648

>>17533546
> Bought SQ, AMD, and WORK calls right at 3pm Friday
> ~15% Jump in one hour
> All have had good AH action, only SQ now down after sitting at 84 all weekend
Gonna be a nice open, taking my gains and going back in on moon shots with SPCE, and a few BA puts.

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:42:55 2020 No.17533651 >>17533612 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:43:01 2020 No.17533653 >>17533614 https://mobile.twitter.com/dw_business/status/1234464649745223690

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:43:02 2020 No.17533655 >>17533641 no, i was long until last week. get with the program it's a bear market now idiot.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:43:23 2020 No.17533658

>>17533577
>half of the global population is going to get infected
Assuming the absolute worst case scenario alongside no preventative measures, drug development or asymptomatic cases whatsoever. Even then it would take years for the disease to spread to such a large population

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:43:44 2020 No.17533663 >>17533584 Free fall until December 2018 lows. Big money wants out and there's no liquidity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:43:47 2020 No.17533664 File: 426 KB, 1536x2048, taytay and cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm nervous bros hold me

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:43:57 2020 No.17533666 >>17533653 >quarantine 150 people because they came in contact with 1 person its just the flu bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:44:10 2020 No.17533670 My hotel reit ate a big fat dick this last week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:44:25 2020 No.17533674 >>17533658 and how long do u think it will take until there is an economic impact?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:45:10 2020 No.17533680 >>17533224 Just bought 100k Corona

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:45:23 2020 No.17533681 Who's trading options on DEGIRO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:45:51 2020 No.17533686 lol jack welch just died

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:46:00 2020 No.17533689

>>17533648
Atta boi

Keep your hands steady, lad

>>17533655
The problem with bear/bull market terminology is that neither is always correct

You should always been completely diversified across sectors long AND short ALL THE TIME

I'm always diversified and lost 2% since Corona broke

The market will always tend upward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:46:01 2020 No.17533690 File: 342 KB, 475x433, 1571077802358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Subarashi, Lord Bogdanoff. Pump, dump and pump again. Playing both sides like a fiddle."

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:46:05 2020 No.17533691 >>17533674 ..........theres already economic impact lmfao. holy fuckin kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:46:34 2020 No.17533698 >>17533691 exactly that was a trick question for the bulltard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:47:04 2020 No.17533702 >>17533674 There will be literally next quarter, do you not realize how many companies including Aaple have already said this has already hurt them to the point that they will miss next quarter?

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:47:07 2020 No.17533703 SNSS 1 dollarino premarket

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:47:17 2020 No.17533705
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>>17533606
Biotechs are going to get destroyed after JNJ announces that they found the cure to this virus. There is no reason for why small cap players in this sector should be this retardedly high when they don't even dabble in viral drugs or exotic disease treatment.

>>17533648
I don't have the stamina to keep up with parlay short hold plays of this nature. At the present moment, I just want to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:47:24 2020 No.17533706 >>17533663 >Big money wants out and there's no liquidity. This is gonna cause hyperinflation because all that fake Fed money will exit the (((stock market))) and enter the real economy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:47:38 2020 No.17533708 >>17533664 its only money anon

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:47:57 2020 No.17533712

>>17533666
If flu wasn't already systemic and widespread throughout all human civilisations then the same measures would be in place for an Influenza outbreak too.

Look at the extreme actions taken to prevent Foot and Mouth outbreaks that cause mouth ulcers in cattle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:48:37 2020 No.17533718 ummmmmmm why the fuck is it red when I wake up??????????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:48:39 2020 No.17533719 >>17533689 conventional wisdom does not apply when there is a pandemic afoot. stop relying so much on mnemonics and try to rub two brain cells together.

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:48:49 2020 No.17533721 >>17533712 the flu is mild and causes a fever. this causes respiratory and other organ failure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:49:01 2020 No.17533723 >>17533718 the solution is to never wake up. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:49:12 2020 No.17533724 File: 13 KB, 719x494, 1579347611259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533686 RIP

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:49:35 2020 No.17533728

>>17533658
half population by the end of this year is what was predicted if goverments put quarentines and closed borders and check controls etc, they did nothing of that, Europe is basically spreading it. That was before they knew you can get the sickness again after recovery

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:50:59 2020 No.17533746 >>17533719 >Trying to refute the law of averages Where's your head at??

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 08:51:11 2020 No.17533748 >multiple coronavirus cases confirmed in my town I survived the black plague, I can survive this (I hope).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:51:22 2020 No.17533751 File: 73 KB, 1029x1040, 1566610374964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533658 Noooooooooo it's going to infect everyone pol said so

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:51:51 2020 No.17533756 >>17533703 shhhh SNSS is still sleeping soon

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:52:21 2020 No.17533761
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>>17533705
Well I'm this anon who if he held his short on BA he would have made 10+K. I still see so much room on the downside for them, and they deserve it.

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 08:52:35 2020 No.17533762 >>17533748 hopefully you dont faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:53:07 2020 No.17533765 pump starting, get your lube ready

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:53:14 2020 No.17533766

>>17533746
im not refuting it, im saying it does not apply when you look at arbitrarily small distances. obviously it applies in the long run, but you could also just have a brain and sell when you know there's a pandemic akin to the spanish flu in terms of scope and severity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:53:31 2020 No.17533770 >>17533705 Saving this pic Well curated/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:29 2020 No.17533780 Morning fellas, how will the markets be doing today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:30 2020 No.17533781 Should I just buy some Corona stocks like ibio and codx at open for easy profits ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:41 2020 No.17533782 >>17533766 >Akin to Spanish flu >Market has already dropped more >Thinking we aren't at the bottom Call 1-800-COME-ON now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:52 2020 No.17533784 >>17533552 Just trade it, you will understand it eventually with practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:55:50 2020 No.17533796 >>17533782 whatever dude, it's your money that's being lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:55:57 2020 No.17533798 File: 27 KB, 597x498, images (17).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bulls absolutely destroyed. Positively buttblasted. You will be missed, my friends.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:56:10 2020 No.17533799

>>17533721
Only in the most extreme cases and even then, only in the elderly or immunocompromised. Flu also causes organ failure and permanent neurological impairment in extreme cases too. Flu pandemics occur every 30 years or so and a particularly severe strain could kill tens of millions of people

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:56:10 2020 No.17533800
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>>17533780
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:56:30 2020 No.17533801 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxhk5Fi7G_s stock market theme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:56:34 2020 No.17533802 File: 2 KB, 777x30, BIOC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533610 Pretty damn sweet, bought that shit back in early december

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:03 2020 No.17533806 >>17533780 No idea. Literally no clue

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:03 2020 No.17533807 File: 9 KB, 644x345, 177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here comes the poomp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:14 2020 No.17533810 >>17533461 Ask if anyone smells popcorn and then fart quietly. Walk out casually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:30 2020 No.17533813 >>17533326 They take so fucking long, i WANT MY MONEY NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:37 2020 No.17533814 >>17533746 >the law of averages the law of averages is a gambler's fallacy and isn't a real thing you statistically illiterate pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:41 2020 No.17533816 What should we trade in anticipation of rates going to 0?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:59 2020 No.17533823 File: 284 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200302-085721_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rise, Nvidia...RISE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:58:25 2020 No.17533829 >>17533482 You should be worried about her boyfriend as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:58:47 2020 No.17533831 >>17533801 bears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA bulls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZf3Byq8oLA&list=PLX8zONzIBbR7eZLjjIiztZq7kDL0EDTsB&index=11&t=0s

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:58:50 2020 No.17533833 File: 13 KB, 225x225, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533816 Krugerands

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:59:03 2020 No.17533837 >>17533780 Volatile Buy options DO NOT SELL LOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:59:30 2020 No.17533841 >>17533798 Lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:59:35 2020 No.17533842 >>17533816 Theory would say buy gold and short the currency. Reality says "Uhh..."

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 08:59:43 2020 No.17533845 File: 11 KB, 216x234, 1582836198738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when the green candlesticks hit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:59:52 2020 No.17533846 Is the SPY gonna pump on opening chaps?

w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 09:00:02 2020 No.17533849
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>>17533799
the US has 46,500 icu beds. they need at minimum 200k. what do you think is about to happen? what do you think will happen if theres vaccine next fall and this comes back for another 3-4 months? yeah im thinking its going to be fucking BIBLICAL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:00:05 2020 No.17533851 >>17533796 Kek says you Good luck this week tho friendo The incoming volatility is a good time to buy options

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:00:47 2020 No.17533859 europoor here not knowing what to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:01 2020 No.17533861 File: 50 KB, 700x475, leonardo-dicaprio-not-fucking-selling-700x475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 09:01:04 2020 No.17533862 >>17533849 if theres no vaccine***

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:31 2020 No.17533864 >>17533846 no chance. will do exactly like the euro markets - pre open pump and then immediate dump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:33 2020 No.17533865 >>17533267 >50 cans of beans Baked beans, chili, bean soup, tacos, nachos, burritos, bean dip... If you use 2 cans a week then you'll burn through them in 25 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:37 2020 No.17533866 NSRGY and VZ back again. Man it's nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:48 2020 No.17533871 dead cat bounce, trade halted by lunch screencap this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:50 2020 No.17533872 >>17533814 >Market averages well positive return >AVERAGES ARENT REAL I suppose if you're a "daytrader" and hate yourself you'll change your positions but you can't make money that way

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:56 2020 No.17533874 this is a bull trap isn't it there will be green all morning, but around 2:00 p.m. everyone that bought back in will have their cheeks spread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:01:58 2020 No.17533877 >>17533849 >he thinks Americans can afford ICU stays in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:02:19 2020 No.17533882 >>17533658 >Even then it would take years for the disease to spread to such a large population Why would it take so long? What is the reasoning there? 55% of the worlds population do live in urban environments now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:03:05 2020 No.17533888 >>17533851 this except the opposite

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:03:20 2020 No.17533890 File: 31 KB, 652x648, 1550300514886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533874 you know damn well once they stop pumping funny money we're going straight to hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:03:21 2020 No.17533891 >>17533224 How much should I sell my Tesla stock for? Bought it at 628

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:03:45 2020 No.17533898 >>17533877 >He doesn't understand how bankruptcy laws work Hospitals are really the only ones guaranteed to lose money during a new disease Imagine the money universal healthcare countries are going to lose holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:03:54 2020 No.17533900 >>17533872 you're confusing the law of averages with the law of large numbers. The law of average states that if you flip a coin 50 times and get 50 heads in a row then you are more likely to get a tails on the 51st flip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:04:14 2020 No.17533903 File: 125 KB, 900x900, 1573685073966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533871 2,000 point blow to the DJI SPX down to 2,500 Get!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:04:19 2020 No.17533905 File: 100 KB, 1050x1051, 6764534236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Under half an hour lads. Get ready for an initial BULL RUN in the USA WHO COMFY?

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 09:04:30 2020 No.17533907 also what the fuck happens when doctors/nurses no longer want to expose themselves to conditions where they can catch this shit and infect their family? its going to be fucking biblical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:04:56 2020 No.17533913 >>17533898 My point is a lot of people will just die at home. Most Americans can't afford to even see a doctor let alone enter a hospital.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:04:58 2020 No.17533914 File: 24 KB, 590x350, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You see /smg/... stock's are my domain. You're in my yard. You're gains will... REST. IN. PEACE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:01 2020 No.17533916 >>17533898 Can I short Canada?? >>17533888 Your ambiguity disqualifies the trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:13 2020 No.17533918 >>17533891 Sell right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:30 2020 No.17533920 >>17533907 idk, what happened in 2009 where 1.5 billion people were infected with H1N1? Ever heard of a hazmat suit? This isn't the Crimean war

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:51 2020 No.17533922 people expecting green when it opens - why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:57 2020 No.17533924 >>17533914 >You're gains I mean I wish I was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:06:05 2020 No.17533925 >>17533907 Let your dog trade for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:06:06 2020 No.17533926 File: 36 KB, 600x600, tendies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533810

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:06:09 2020 No.17533928 File: 112 KB, 512x512, 0ddccb62b22504ffa5dec1684a23caa3f461f001f3b06d54a2f2c4d5ddf7320a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bear status: vindicated >bull status: btfo

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:06:31 2020 No.17533932
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>>17533907
National Guard and Marines force them to work at gun point citing some bullshit hypocratic oath they swore to without giving much thought as to what they were swearing an oath to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:06:51 2020 No.17533937 Keeping all my money in LRN = a good idea? Rate cut or not, parents will still need a place to school their kid, and there is a looming threat over whether many schools will be shut down in the states.

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:06:54 2020 No.17533938 >>17533922 its already green and still slowly rising, also because it will prob be a pump and dump in the morning and a drop at 3:00pm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:07:03 2020 No.17533940 >>17533924 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:07:15 2020 No.17533944 >>17533922 Bag dumping time!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:07:22 2020 No.17533946 >>17533891 >Tesla stock for? Bought it at 628 Keep that shit. Rich Chinese people will not sit in a car without bioweapon defense mode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:07:46 2020 No.17533949 >>17533922 Short covering (people with shorts buying up stock now so that they can get out of the short, thereby taking a loss but not an infinite loss)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:07:52 2020 No.17533953 File: 21 KB, 1087x100, vxx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >imagine not being able to make EASY MONEY because you're not willing to learn basic options concepts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:08:00 2020 No.17533954 >my stonks are pumping So glad i didnt kms last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:09:04 2020 No.17533967 File: 136 KB, 820x795, 1583037952714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stockfags are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:09:21 2020 No.17533968 >>17533953 Everytime I make VIX plays I lose. I just want to die to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:09:25 2020 No.17533970 File: 199 KB, 317x281, 1541555925663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING CHINKS STOP PUMPING THE SHANGHAI EXCHANGE YOU FUCKING CHEATERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:09:37 2020 No.17533973 >>17533967 holy shit /smg/ BTFO!

>>	w3EDBROSKA !bOWBMkbSUU Mon Mar 2 09:09:39 2020 No.17533975 File: 7 KB, 231x218, 1564239039405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533920 >IMPLYING THE US HAS ENOUGH HAZMAT SUITS FOR ALL ITS HEALTHCARE WORKERS MY FUCKING SIDES LMFAO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:08 2020 No.17533980 today is the day gold recovers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:16 2020 No.17533982 File: 601 KB, 800x714, 1582694879878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Alphabet's latest project wants to individually track fish to help feed humanity you did invest in fish, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:35 2020 No.17533987 >>17533900 That absolutely not true, there is still a 50% chance you will get heads and a 50% chance you will get tails. This is bait, right? This is high school statistics and I'm an American...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:49 2020 No.17533990 File: 77 KB, 785x785, 1574216655257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533967 >NOOOOOO WHY AREN'T MY CRYPTORINOS PUMPING IN THE FACE OF THIS BLACKSWANARINO EVENTERINO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I hope you lose all of your money faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:50 2020 No.17533992 >>17533938 Its killing government officials and its not dumping Would have to be some bretty bad news at this point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:11:07 2020 No.17533995 >>17533982 How do they plan on selling ads to fish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:11:16 2020 No.17534001 >>17533968 its a fickle thing, i'll give you a tip tho - just try to trade the iv, don't try to predict the direction. learn to read the vol skew: for example sell front month high iv and buy back month low iv

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:11:19 2020 No.17534002 >>17533953 >he doesn't think he has upside risk Iron condors > jade lizards my dude

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:11:33 2020 No.17534004
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>>17533831
The stock market is be greener
Once the shit is over
But until then stock up on Filters and Sanitizers
Under the red bar you can the Boomers scream
Raging and trying to escape the bear grim reaper

Under the red bar you can the Boomers scream
Raging and trying to escape the bear grim reaper

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:11:41 2020 No.17534006 >>17533987 yes, that's the point I'm making. The other poster says that the law of averages is real. I used the coin toss analogy to prove that that isn't the case

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:12:03 2020 No.17534010 File: 43 KB, 472x633, 1579609309516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533995 >>17533982 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:12:09 2020 No.17534012 >>17533871 Capped. If you're wrong you're being exiled to reddit, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:12:16 2020 No.17534014 >>17533995 Obviously they'll put the ads in schools

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:12:24 2020 No.17534015 File: 3 KB, 122x125, 1574713779002s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There will be blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:13:03 2020 No.17534022 >>17534001 This is sensible advice. Thanks lad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:13:42 2020 No.17534028 >>17534015 based roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:13:44 2020 No.17534029 >>17534006 "more likely to get tails" is gambler's fallacy, unless you're playing DOTA 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:14:18 2020 No.17534038 LOOKING GREEN BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:14:18 2020 No.17534039 >>17534029 yes, that's literally what i said

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:14:41 2020 No.17534041 >>17533982 >>17533995 Alphabet is truly the one hit wonder of companies. Google search and maybe chrome is literally their only successful product.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:14:50 2020 No.17534043

>>17533900
I know what you're trying to say but that isn't how probability works

There are multiple very complicated by equations to try to predict outcomes at scale but every independent event with same possible outcomes has the same chance

If there were 50 heads in a row, the 51st throw still has a 50/50 chance to be tails

What you're talking about might be true for betting odds, but the 51st flip still has 50% chance to be heads or tails

So when we look at the stock market, there is a 33/33/33 chance a stock could go up or down or stay the same based on actual analytical valuations

There has been a continuous stream of money into the market since it's inception driving up prices beyond evaluations. Just look at old textbooks. The older older the book, the lower the recommended p/e ratio is for buying.

Since USA social security is due to run out, everyone will continue to pump the market through 401(k) and similar because of tax breaks

This bubble will continue into inflate until there is some other market to save money with. Crypto is obv a candidate but only NEETs buy it due to lack of intrinsic value

>But muh market drop
Not in every sector and it always comes back except in antiquated industry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:15:00 2020 No.17534048 If the dax finishes positive I'll kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:15:19 2020 No.17534052 >>17534006 I getcha >>17534029 ye thats what he is saying, he just said it kinda weirdly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:16:20 2020 No.17534061 >>17534041 Android?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:16:49 2020 No.17534066 >>17534038 >green open Yeah we had that a few days last week too kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:16:57 2020 No.17534067 File: 16 KB, 500x565, 1582450434425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:17:14 2020 No.17534069 >>17534043 you are delusional man. try talking to some business owners and see how much they are putting into their business and receiving in revenue. this virus is raping everything and i suggest you get out before Q1 earnings hits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:17:31 2020 No.17534073 >>17533995 It's a completely untapped market. Just like with Metal music. https://youtu.be/INnygZnJ80A

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:17:38 2020 No.17534076 how is the almount of needed margin calculated when options trading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:06 2020 No.17534079 >>17533982 I swear they actively look for how to lose money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:33 2020 No.17534084 >>17534014 Kek, have a ( You ).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:43 2020 No.17534087 >>17533224 Common, crash you nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:46 2020 No.17534089 >>17533982 Those people are complete retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:57 2020 No.17534091 >>17534061 Debatable. People buy it because its cheaper than apple not that its better than apple. I suppose in that sense its a successful competitor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:19:10 2020 No.17534093 >>17534002 Straddle > strangle > iron condor > jade lizard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:19:25 2020 No.17534096 >>17534069 You're right but the market seems to be too stupid to account for that. The effects are priced in presumably until May. Can still make some money but be wary of options and earnings reports with regards to timeline and exposure to China.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:19:35 2020 No.17534098 >>17534041 imagine being this retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:19:35 2020 No.17534099 >>17534041 you forgot android

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:19:42 2020 No.17534100 >>17534041 Ad Sense? Government contracts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:19:54 2020 No.17534101 Niggas that are OFFICIALLY back: Bullchads "People" that are not back: B*artards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:20:10 2020 No.17534105 >>17533748 I had a pretty fun time during the Black Plague.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:20:18 2020 No.17534106 >>17533288 >implying that having canned food makes your life worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:20:37 2020 No.17534110 >>17534069 The problem with your reasoning is that you're talking in too broad of strokes Pharma and domestically (US) operating companies had a green week last week

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:20:57 2020 No.17534111 >>17534093 why would you put straddles as better than strangles? cause it's ATM and higher premium?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:21:02 2020 No.17534112 >>17534093 >straddle >buying atm/itm nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:21:21 2020 No.17534118 >>17534091 It isn't better or worse than Apple. They are the exact same OS, one is just on overpriced hardware

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:21:39 2020 No.17534122 >>17533317 Best meme I have seen this week

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:05 2020 No.17534125

>>17534041
Silicon Valley is a literal meme. I worked as a programmer for 3 years in and around the Bay Area after I dropped out of college. The publicly traded titans that you know of today were miracles that shouldn't exist. All of the newer money burning growth strategy companies with no profitably anywhere in the horizon won't exist in the next 5-10 years. The entire Gen-X Randian vision of tomorrow isn't profitable long term, Alphabet being a prime example of this. Silicon Valley and tech as a whole is in a bubble and people are starting to see it. Investors have wised up .

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:10 2020 No.17534127 >>17534098 Sad but true Buying google bought all the data they've mined since inception and Android and all that crazy ad shit they've developed Imagine what they charge for research

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:12 2020 No.17534128 >ftse up >aex up Explain yourself bears

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:12 2020 No.17534129 File: 84 KB, 774x598, 1538549507188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We pumpin Fuck weedbrah, fuck bears, and fuck the jannies

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:22:17 2020 No.17534130 >>17534093 >gay options strategies Just buy calls at the bottom and puts at the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:22 2020 No.17534134 How the fuck is CURE down while the S&P is up? Who's dragging it down?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:24 2020 No.17534136

>>17534061
iOS is better but Apple phones are stupid expensive. BlackBerry OS was better but it lost out to the network effect. PalmOS was better but it died because HP was run by a criminally idiotic woman. Maybe Android is better than the old Windows phone OS, but I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:26 2020 No.17534137 >>17533799 Tens of millions of old people with a foot in the grave anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:29 2020 No.17534139 FOX NEWS JUST REPORTED APPLE IS BACK TO FULL PRODUCTION LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:34 2020 No.17534140 File: 262 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200302-092012_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GO NIVIDA, GO! Daddy needs a large pizza from Domino's with double cheese, double sauce and pepperoni!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:46 2020 No.17534143 >>17534110 it's not a problem at all of you are short indices

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:50 2020 No.17534145 >>17533317 Based Trumperino

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:23:32 2020 No.17534149 >>17534130 I tend to straddle when I think its the top or the bottom, because ill be wrong and get crabbed so it works well the strategies are to protect myself from my own psychological bias

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:23:38 2020 No.17534151 File: 363 KB, 640x480, 1508932522136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bear bros how low can we push it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:18 2020 No.17534158 File: 2.73 MB, 480x480, 1583101948972.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534139 >Fox news reported

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:28 2020 No.17534159 >>17534128 The UK is mainly tertiary industry and service based meaning less reliance on Chinese production. we will be affected soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:37 2020 No.17534161 >>17534043 >this much effortposting to justify being a permabull Bro, price go up and price go down. Make money when go down by short. Make money when go up by long. Just play the trend. No need to write a novel about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:51 2020 No.17534167 >>17534137 Just like coronavirus then

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:24:52 2020 No.17534170 File: 479 KB, 499x360, 1516560803006.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534112 The factualness of this post omg unf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:53 2020 No.17534168 Short hotel stocks, it seems the focus is on airlines now but the hotels will suffer too. Chinese became the biggest tourist population during the last years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:54 2020 No.17534169 >>17533482 >her son Yikes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:25:12 2020 No.17534175 File: 42 KB, 573x430, 54A61F6D-FA7D-491E-9EA5-54FD49BE0B41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:25:36 2020 No.17534180 >>17533482 >her son

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:26:15 2020 No.17534190

>>17534098
>>17534099
>>17534100
>google glass
>google+
>boston dynamics
>igoogle
>google videos
>google nexus
>calico
>meme ai garbage
Imagine having governement contracts and billions from ad revenue and being incapable of making different revenue streams. If the government banned ads and tracking on web browsers alphabet would be bankrupt. Alphabet is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:26:19 2020 No.17534191 >>17533900 Not true. It resets back to 50/50 with each flip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:26:31 2020 No.17534194 >>17534158 >0:18 >Man profusely sweating Based. These guys are risking their lives and public execution to force imams to close the mosque. Who the fuck even said to lick this shit in the first place? its absolutely retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:26:37 2020 No.17534197 File: 157 KB, 767x647, 1580704434584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534175 >he thinks he's safe I wouldn't be so confident

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:26:44 2020 No.17534201 >>17534169 >>17534180 How new are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:26:46 2020 No.17534203 >>17534161 I know what you're saying to be true but bulls are right 10% more than bears. Always diversify, watch your sectors

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:27:50 2020 No.17534210 File: 509 KB, 434x248, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rally of the century inbound. I wish I could have a beer with all my bullbros. Congrats lads, we made it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:27:57 2020 No.17534212 >>17534139 I call bogus on that. Either Fox is lying or AAPL wanted to keep some cash in for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:28:19 2020 No.17534216 Please bobos run that massive red dildo into my ass good god

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:28:45 2020 No.17534218 >>17533907 They get drafted into military service and work twice as hard for half the pay

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:28:56 2020 No.17534220 >>17534216 kinky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:29:19 2020 No.17534222 File: 163 KB, 2048x1500, yeb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534203 >The market spends more time going up than going down so you should ignore trends and never short ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:29:41 2020 No.17534227 File: 238 KB, 540x568, time to chow down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1 minute to go. Hold onto your butts lads, we're going to the moon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:29:41 2020 No.17534228 File: 160 KB, 1898x651, ye.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to buy TMDX before the pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:29:52 2020 No.17534229 File: 11 KB, 433x402, 1549430441826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534139 everyone already has corona, no need to miss work. They either die by corona or die on the street.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:22 2020 No.17534233 >>17534228 hoping for the best TMDXbro

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:31 2020 No.17534236 May the bodies hit the floor

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:35 2020 No.17534237

>>17534190
Nerds are not very good at making money. They're always attracted to whispy airy out of reach ideas like bugs are to a light bulb. They're going to lose their search monopoly in the next 10 years. This is a conservative estimate.

>>17534191
Clear and concise and not a pedantic autist.You're going to make it, fren.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:36 2020 No.17534238 File: 9 KB, 225x225, 1573888734796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here we go boys

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:30:43 2020 No.17534240 >snss actually up umm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:51 2020 No.17534243 >>17533686 >>17533724 This man deserves more than just a RIP. Shame on you, smg. F.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:55 2020 No.17534245 200 POINT PUMP RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:30:57 2020 No.17534246 BLESSED ARE YOU O LORD TEACH ME YOUR STATUTES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:07 2020 No.17534247 soxl opening green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:15 2020 No.17534249 >>17534212 Apple may be at full production, given fox con is in a different area than the epidemic. However they rely on a fuck load of suppliers that are not at full production.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:18 2020 No.17534250 >>17534228 >TMDX why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:30 2020 No.17534253 OH NO BEAR CHADS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:35 2020 No.17534255 BEARS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:40 2020 No.17534256 File: 210 KB, 1179x742, 1390940027191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im about to make $45,000USD of GASL calls if green day il be bankrupt otherwise. Lets pray its a green day bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:48 2020 No.17534257 Bulltrap

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:32:51 2020 No.17534265

>>17534237
>They're going to lose their search monopoly in the next 10 years. This is a conservative estimate.
Only takes a decent browser that works. I know the crypto guys push brave but i didnt think it was very good yet. I could almost see Facebook making a browser someday.

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:32:52 2020 No.17534266 SELL SELL SELL AHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:32:52 2020 No.17534267 >>17534257 did you even read the trump press conf he put mike pence in charge of america cornovirus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:33:08 2020 No.17534270 >Green FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:33:18 2020 No.17534271 >>17534250 dude just trust me bro

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:33:25 2020 No.17534273 my gme calls alraedy 1000%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:33:39 2020 No.17534274 >>17534129 >weedbrah Threadly reminder that he is a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:33:43 2020 No.17534275 File: 16 KB, 480x360, 1523492299075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHOS FUCKING PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:34:27 2020 No.17534279 >>17534273 Give me one legitimate reason it will go up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:34:29 2020 No.17534280 File: 188 KB, 619x594, 4L_3BAzurAm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dem sell blocks dropping the ndx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:34:33 2020 No.17534282 Giving this shit until lunch, no rush

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:34:46 2020 No.17534284 >>17534256 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:35:00 2020 No.17534285 She’s comin down! Sell!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:35:05 2020 No.17534286 IT'S THE PUMP BEFORE THE DUMP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:35:12 2020 No.17534289 >>17534279 dont care already dumped

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:35:28 2020 No.17534293 File: 40 KB, 728x400, 1516554884164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:35:30 2020 No.17534295 >>17534267 stop it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:35:43 2020 No.17534298 >SOXL down to 0.54% It's over bulls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:02 2020 No.17534301 >>17533864 don't say i didn't warn you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:03 2020 No.17534302 Lel rallies over bull cucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:08 2020 No.17534303 File: 186 KB, 1200x1155, 1582182951261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DROP IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:14 2020 No.17534304 is fucking robinhood sluggish for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:25 2020 No.17534307 LMAO WHERE YOU AT BULLS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:31 2020 No.17534308 File: 121 KB, 634x634, BN-HA326_wolfe_8S_20150218173158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533686 So Suzy is back on the market?!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:39 2020 No.17534311 >>17534275

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:53 2020 No.17534313 >>17534304 taking a big shit on itself (as am I)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:36:56 2020 No.17534314 Bulls shot their load already? Too bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:01 2020 No.17534315 Looks like its artificially being held up. Once that source of stability erodes its gonna dip hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:06 2020 No.17534319 Pull it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:13 2020 No.17534321 File: 387 KB, 1086x1269, 1583159368099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New thread when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:14 2020 No.17534322 >>17534304 EVERY FUCKING DAY ITS RETARDED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:17 2020 No.17534324 The virus isn't that bad. I normally live and work in China and have lots of contacts there. Things in China are going back to normal. This was truly a nothingburger.

SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 2 09:37:30 2020 No.17534327

>>17534240
You really, REALLY should not be surprised by that. 2 catalysts this week, 3 this month, one of which will contain the 400mg data that only needed to achieve 10% more tumor reduction than PRELIMINARY 300mg data to meet FDA standard for efficacy and phase 2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:32 2020 No.17534328 >>17534190 >government >american government no less >doing something PRO consumer Literally in what timeline?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:39 2020 No.17534329 >>17534304 Where have you been the past week?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:42 2020 No.17534331 TIMBER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:44 2020 No.17534334 File: 110 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200302-083326.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you're this early into trading, is this where you say you might have fucked up and just move on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:45 2020 No.17534333 File: 46 KB, 584x530, 1568687655951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:45 2020 No.17534335 >can't see graph >can't purchase anything >realtime tickers not moving thanks robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:48 2020 No.17534336 >>17534304 I tried to cancel a call but Robinhood is fucking up. Now I'm pretty sure I got that option but it still says pending

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:53 2020 No.17534337 fuck this as soon as the site comes online I'm going back to ameritrade

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:55 2020 No.17534339 yes baby, fuck me with that red dildo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:37:59 2020 No.17534341 Come on keep pumping I want my cheapie puts

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:38:00 2020 No.17534342 holy shit LEL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:02 2020 No.17534343 oh shit TIMBER!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:10 2020 No.17534346 SQQQ positive in less five minutes or less

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:12 2020 No.17534347 File: 216 KB, 1280x720, dontsink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP FUCKING SELLING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:16 2020 No.17534349 Anyone still holding APT puts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:17 2020 No.17534351 >>17534304 This my shit is completely gray

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:17 2020 No.17534352 File: 55 KB, 833x719, 1520621609021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534304 Yep, this shit is garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:25 2020 No.17534354 Why is it dumping!!!!!!!!!!! I'm already down 50% from the stocks I invested

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:26 2020 No.17534355 >>17534324 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw >nothing burger ok zhang

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:32 2020 No.17534357 they bought? domp eet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:46 2020 No.17534362 >>17534289 Ditto. My single share of Nvidia opened high but started dipping so I abandoned ship. Made $14.00, I'm going to make it bros!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:01 2020 No.17534365 >>17534304 Yeah not even loading for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:03 2020 No.17534366 BEAR TRAP BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:05 2020 No.17534367 Chinese shutdown and the threat of a little flu can't keep us down forever! Last chance to buy the dip bros its going UP UP UP today!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:11 2020 No.17534368 >>17534339 HOT

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:39:16 2020 No.17534370 >robinhood broke why do i keep using this shitty app

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:16 2020 No.17534372 >>17534304 oh thank fucking god, i was worried they were banning me for so many modified orders when everything went "your command could not be processed"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:32 2020 No.17534374 >>17534304 The first and last 30 minutes of the trading period Robinjew is always useless If youre a day trader I wouldnt use it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:33 2020 No.17534375 >>17534355 Yes, I've seen that video. People are going back to work now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:37 2020 No.17534378 File: 317 KB, 820x640, howcouldthishappen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:49 2020 No.17534381 >>17534167 Yes, corona virus mortality hits higher numbers after the age of fifty. I know it sounds mean but these folks are not the ones buying plastic shit from China. Their absence won’t effect the market much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:03 2020 No.17534384 robinhood is literally fucking me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:03 2020 No.17534385 >>17534308 A little old but I'd still inspect her pussy and asshole with a speculum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:04 2020 No.17534386 >>17534321 Masks are generally ineffective unless you’re living in a city or taking public transportation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:22 2020 No.17534388 Someone de risked GME. VZ SACH and NSRGY heading up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:22 2020 No.17534389 File: 122 KB, 960x639, itsover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bought puts at open sorry bulls, thanks for the cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:35 2020 No.17534391 File: 56 KB, 830x738, 1545943510675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chinese shutdown and the threat of a little flu spreading around can't keep us down forever. It's your last chance to buy the dip bros it's going UP UP UP today!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:41 2020 No.17534392 >>17534347 >>17534378 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV6q0YcJaaE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:42 2020 No.17534393 File: 27 KB, 680x349, ER_WR_sXkAExZJT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534381 You are stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:02 2020 No.17534404 File: 6 KB, 222x227, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:11 2020 No.17534405 File: 259 KB, 352x237, 1541566657937.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534389 >wanted to buy puts at open >robinhood shits the bed I'M SO FUCKING MAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:21 2020 No.17534407 >>17534237 Cheers!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:31 2020 No.17534409 >>17534367 BASED BASED ABASES

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:41:32 2020 No.17534410 class action lawsuit against robinhood when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:40 2020 No.17534411 >>17534349 Yup 40 contracts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:41 2020 No.17534412 Robinhood is down for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:50 2020 No.17534415 Fuck you robinhood. Fucking cunts. Foul play if I've ever seen it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:42:03 2020 No.17534419 >>17534404 Hahahhahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:42:10 2020 No.17534420 File: 17 KB, 200x232, 1531341937443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can't escape me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:42:21 2020 No.17534423 >>17534410 FUCKING NOW REEEEEEE

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:42:32 2020 No.17534424 this is so fun to watch you robincucks getting rekt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:42:39 2020 No.17534426 GASL gambler here please turn on your gas stoves and heaters, buy GASL so i can sell my calls at a profit please god PLEASE

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:42:42 2020 No.17534427

>>17534265
I agree. I see a browser or a formidable search function to come out sometime soon. I knew a guy who worked at FB and told me that they were constantly trying to kill Google via a thousand cuts. Like, Zuck literally told them that Google were actively in their cross-hairs and that every new product and tool that was released was to boost FB and destroy Google simultaneously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:42:48 2020 No.17534428 File: 16 KB, 479x490, 1523679664221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROBINHOOD NO I NEED TO GET OUT BEFORE THE DUMP AAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:10 2020 No.17534432 File: 231 KB, 1920x1486, 1583148897681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bogs disable robinhood to trap fearful consumer investors

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:31 2020 No.17534435 new thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:44 2020 No.17534437 IM LOSING MONEY WHILE ROBINHOOD LAUGHS AT ME. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:44 2020 No.17534438 robin hood seems like a good broker app to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:49 2020 No.17534439 >>17534432 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:51 2020 No.17534440 File: 6 KB, 225x224, images[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >+150% >cant sell cause app broke

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:54 2020 No.17534441 File: 381 KB, 221x196, 1583105938233.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO NO NO NO NO ROBINHOOD NOOOOOOOO

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 2 09:43:57 2020 No.17534442 File: 62 KB, 426x364, texas bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being a blessed texan >being a blessed non-robinhood user

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:59 2020 No.17534443 >thinking this is a new thing for Robinhood Its literally every day do you guys even trade

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:44:10 2020 No.17534445 File: 232 KB, 338x423, 1581534834299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RH broke >not approved for options trading on schwab yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:44:34 2020 No.17534452 F for the robinhood users

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:44:40 2020 No.17534455 ROBINHOOD REDDITORS GETTIN' BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:44:56 2020 No.17534459 Wonder what Kurt Eichenwald is doing right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:44:59 2020 No.17534461 File: 12 KB, 242x208, pink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534392 DON'T SINK, TOO LOW, FLAPS FLAPS AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:07 2020 No.17534464 File: 6 KB, 196x110, 1583152061549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534432 >and then fearful consumer investors dump everything the second it comes back online

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:11 2020 No.17534466 File: 651 KB, 763x831, 1442837966634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he uses RH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:15 2020 No.17534469 Holy fuck this is a shitshow. I may just sideline today. Maybe go long strangle on Vix at close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:26 2020 No.17534472 MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:32 2020 No.17534475 >>17534334 Accept the lost and move on. Don't quit. My Robin Meme account is currently down 98%. Kek. You'll have learned so many valuable lessons after we come out from this correction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:39 2020 No.17534476 Alright well sorry robinkikes but there's no reason for me to put up with this shit anymore now that you're not the only commission free broker on the block As soon as the site comes back up I'm withdrawing everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:39 2020 No.17534477 >>17534459 watching tentacle hentai with his family obviously

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Mon Mar 2 09:45:53 2020 No.17534482 >>17534479 >>17534479 >>17534479

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:54 2020 No.17534483 >tfw sitting here thinking what i should buy im just gonna pick up spy puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:46:05 2020 No.17534485 >THAT GIANT DROP HOLY SHIT BOIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:46:13 2020 No.17534486 >>17534459 Fapping to mating press hentai

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:46:21 2020 No.17534490 File: 706 KB, 700x700, E4293AC5-D3CA-4D5C-B592-B0D159644C3E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO I'M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:47:07 2020 No.17534517 File: 71 KB, 970x546, ed3992ef-677d-4435-a0f3-7a528c466719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:47:27 2020 No.17534520 >>17534509

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:47:47 2020 No.17534532 >>17534385 I'd take her and her $750,000,000 over any teen in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:49:05 2020 No.17534563 File: 518 KB, 1553x850, Clipboard02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green so far.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:50:25 2020 No.17534589
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FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY MONDAY WHAT THE FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MISSED THE DIP AND THE AFTERMARKET GLOWNIGGERS BLEW THE PRICES UP OUT OF MY STOP LIMIT! IT WAS LITERALLY FREE REAL ESTATE AND THE FUD FLU FAGGOT NIGGERS IN CHINA JUST NEEDED TO MAKE NORMIES A LITTLE MORE FRIGHTENED WHY DIDN'T THEY DIE OFF FASTER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:51:55 2020 No.17534611 File: 44 KB, 617x642, 1555093521514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534490 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ALL HIS MONEY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:52:39 2020 No.17534620 Literally why are you using Robinhood? Interactive Brokers I can understand, they charge a lower interest rate for margin accounts But Robinhood?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:54:45 2020 No.17534649 >>17534475 Kek, can do. It's rough looking at that red dick after doing pretty decent to start out with. Most of that stuff is long holds honestly, only meme I have in there right now is ONTX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:57:57 2020 No.17534696 >>17534563 What's that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:58:39 2020 No.17534708 >>17534405 >Robintards lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:00:52 2020 No.17534744 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1555088290996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone make multiple short sells on DIA you could make literally tens of dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:00:59 2020 No.17534746 >>17534563 Not to be 'that' pleb but what program/site is that? Pl0x?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:03:20 2020 No.17534787 File: 535 KB, 1533x905, take2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534696 >>17534746 it's a website: https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:11:50 2020 No.17534936 bear tards btfo golden bull is eternal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:14:29 2020 No.17534989 Trump will make it illegal to sell and then he'll brag about the prices

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:17:03 2020 No.17535034 File: 74 KB, 510x332, F85F04A0-34AB-4B1E-AE56-D09E858512F7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17533728 >you can get the sickness again after recovery w-what? I'm scared, bros...

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:20:32 2020 No.17535100
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>>17535034
>>17533728
ayo holup are you telling me people who get sick can get sick again!? that's ridiculous! next your gonna tell me a stock can go down in value, recover . . . and then DOWN IN VALUE AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK BULLSHIT IS CHINA TRYING TO PULL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:20:50 2020 No.17535105 Looks like that gold sale really kept things afloat over the weekend. How long will it last?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:22:36 2020 No.17535141 File: 1.87 MB, 2048x1055, 1555093238291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534197 bobo please short please I'm begging you I have another 50K I'm waiting to take on a shopping spree and collect a decade of comfy divs off of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:32 2020 No.17535659 File: 535 KB, 1532x910, stage3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17534787 seems to be taking a downwards turn

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