/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.17488218]

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management: (lame)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

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[Anonymous No.17488238]

[Anonymous No.17488239]

reposting
Anons I have an idea
So you have bunch of smaller banks that won't survive a crisis like this if it gets any worse
And if something happens you can claim insurance on your bank accounts if shit happens
So what if you opened up bank accounts at a bunch of smaller banks that are almost guaranteed not to survive a depression. Now you make the accounts and you put int min amount you can in them. Now if something happens you can claim insurance on that account for the money it in and up to 1k.
Lets say you put 5 dollars in 6 different banks. if one fucks up you now get up to 1k legally.

[Anonymous No.17488240]

...
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...savanon...
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...Pendy...
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[Anonymous No.17488245]

What are the boomer analysts saying?

[Anonymous No.17488248]

its fucked

[Anonymous No.17488250]

Jesus those /smg/ threads are fucking fast these days..

[Anonymous No.17488256]

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.17488257]

I got fucked in 2008. I lost 30% of my savings from my first job. Now i'm fucking the market back

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17488258]

>>17488218
put the hentai link back in the op!

[Anonymous No.17488260]

>>17488239
based retard I guess

[Drop !timidUIun. No.17488272]

/mu/tant here, supplying thread theme
https://youtu.be/kbQ1v-nCFjA

[Anonymous No.17488274]

>Fund trading will not be available between Friday 28/2 16:00 and Saturday 29/2 16:00 due to maintenance. We apologize.

wtf is my bank up to? What do they know

[Anonymous No.17488278]

$2100 in Fidelity account, what should I buy? Looking at Medical Properties or Boeing maybe. I'm a nothingburger claimant.

[Anonymous No.17488280]

>>17488245
>>17488248

[Anonymous No.17488283]

the righting has been on the wall for months, anyone who has been buying in deserves it

[Anonymous No.17488284]

Hope you mfs bought puts on APT today because it's crash landing by EOD.

[Anonymous No.17488285]

>>17488274
Which bank?

[Anonymous No.17488287]

>>17488245
WE'LL LOOK BACK AND SAY THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT TIME TO BUY IN

[Anonymous No.17488290]

A bottom is forming, if your not buying your going to miss out. Nobody is posting because people are busy shopping

[Anonymous No.17488292]

>>17488245
>It's just a spike! It will soon stabilize.

[Anonymous No.17488293]

>>17488245
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17488294]

WHO CONFERENCE QUICK RUNDOWN:
>Raised to VERY HIGH RISK
>Tests aren't very accurate
>Multiple new countries infected
>We don't know why you can be reinfected

SELL OR DIE

[Anonymous No.17488298]

Ooo I just got a surprise profit target. BIOC mooned for some reason, didn't even notice it until now kek'd

[Anonymous No.17488304]

Get out now...

[Anonymous No.17488305]

>Not doing a long strangle on VIX 3/6 Options on every market close and selling at market open
Do you people hate money?

[Anonymous No.17488309]

>>17488278
An axe, 10lbs of beans, and a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.17488310]

With this much bad news coming out, no one is holding over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17488312]

Fuck, theres going to be a massive pump today...

[Anonymous No.17488314]

>>17488274
Your bank might have just done a bail-in

[Anonymous No.17488316]

>>17488267
>yfw it hits NYC

[Anonymous No.17488319]

What just happened to gold

[Anonymous No.17488321]

>VIXY $15 P 3/27

What do you think lads

[Anonymous No.17488322]

>>17488283
Years not months

[Anonymous No.17488324]

>>17488290
yeah dude go ahead buy in

[Anonymous No.17488326]

>>17488290
This. making small buys at discounts on positions sold earlier.

[Anonymous No.17488325]

>>17488290
>>17488287
Utterly delusional or trolling

[Anonymous No.17488328]

Dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.17488336]

Sell your stocks and prepare for the virus
>>17488294

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17488338]

>>17488294
literally WHO? sounds like a big fat juicy nothing burger and time to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.17488340]

>>17488312
Why?

[Anonymous No.17488342]

>>17488284
its too expensive.

[Anonymous No.17488345]

Who the fuck is this cartoon billionaire caricature on MSNBC right now?

[Anonymous No.17488351]

>>17488283
>righting

[Anonymous No.17488353]

>>17488342
which ones too expensive?

[Anonymous No.17488355]

>>17488285
Just my domestic one, should be nothing to worry about but annoying since wanted to adjust my monthly deposits

[Anonymous No.17488358]

>>17488338
You're not funny. How much you lost so far tripfag?

[G !d4s.1uteWc No.17488359]

>>17488272
>not something that fully encapsulates both the hectic fuckzone and mega doom as well as brief periods of respite and intro/outrospection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNOlDtZluU

[Anonymous No.17488364]

>open brokerage account
>buy highly speculative micro cap explorer/miner that loses its joint venture partnership with rio tinto days after buying in
>buy a dude weed at the very top of the dead cat bounce
>buy a small lender stock that decides to do a massive captial raise after the stock pumps 30% over a month or so
>buy amd calls and vix puts at market open on the second day of this week
>buy gme puts just before the stock rallies 10%

What else can i fuck up at this point? I also got stopped out of the tmdx stock i bought a week ago

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17488367]

im nothing but a filthy degenerare gambler who keeps getting lucky, idk what the hell im doing lol

[Anonymous No.17488368]

I'm here for the spicy memes fàms

[Anonymous No.17488371]

>>17488340
bc my boomer dad lost 16k this week and wants out -- probably millions just like him

[Anonymous No.17488373]

When do we short $APT?

[Anonymous No.17488374]

>>17488342
$5 puts are only 0.25 and they'll fucking moon when this thing collapses.

[Anonymous No.17488375]

The Algos are trying so hard to keep it up

[Anonymous No.17488377]

>>17488284
>>17488342
this. Not paying hundreds for one contract on a 30 something dollar stock.

[Anonymous No.17488381]

>>17488319
Wondering this as well. I thought people would be flocking to it.

[Anonymous No.17488382]

should i go to the gym anons? will coronachan be there?

[Anonymous No.17488386]

Enjoying the bloodbath? The blood is definitely gushing. Hope you've learned strategies to take advantage of these sorts of situations. Selling option premium at these levels is very tasty.

[Anonymous No.17488389]

>>17488345
You watch fucking 24 hour “political news” channels?
What’s wrong with your life?

[Anonymous No.17488390]

Reminder to short EXSA if you want to short the whole travel&leisure industry. Sauce from pro traders is that the hotel industry isn't shorted enough

[Anonymous No.17488391]

>>17488310
Oh i'm counting on that

[Anonymous No.17488392]

STOP FED PUMPING

[Anonymous No.17488395]

Buy the fucking dip?

[Anonymous No.17488397]

>>17488239
See my QSCAM post in the prev thread

[Anonymous No.17488398]

>>17488364
why did you insist on repeatedly buying garbage, did you get memed too hard reading smg

[Anonymous No.17488399]

>>17488309
I already own all of those. What stock, because Coronavirus is a big heap of NOTHING!

[Anonymous No.17488402]

>>17488375
its hard to watch...

[Anonymous No.17488404]

who here /comfy/ watching the fire

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17488405]

>>17488316
>yfw this hits London or Berlin
OMG a country where people take 47 weeks of vacation are now going to have 49 weeks of vacation!!!!

MUH PRODUCTIONARINO AND PRODUCTIVATINO!!!!

[Anonymous No.17488408]

>>17488340
here we go

[Anonymous No.17488417]

How low do you think the dow jones will get before Murrica goes into Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo? My money is on 18,000 at the least.

[Anonymous No.17488422]

>>17488377
Are you planning on exercising the option or something? Just sell the fucking contracts when it starts crashing and they start skyrocketing in value, it doesn't actually have to be in the money when you sell.

[Anonymous No.17488428]

this is the absolute bottom

buy in bizbros!!!!

[Anonymous No.17488434]

>>17488382
>No home gym
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17488437]

>>17488358
I STOPPED COUNTING AT 65K... I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING...

[Anonymous No.17488439]

I want to buy some V, JNJ, KO, MSFT and MMM, but I'm still waiting for it to become cheaper

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17488442]

>>17488404
my hands are hella warm anon, got myself a bag of marshmellows as well

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17488446]

>>17488404
/comfy/ reporting in

[Anonymous No.17488449]

>>17488398
I dont know anymore

[Anonymous No.17488450]

>>17488316
Washington, New York, Chicago
Fuck. I mean corona barely touched Italy. This can be 2008 if not worse.

[Anonymous No.17488452]

>>17488417
Got my money on 17,000 baby

[Anonymous No.17488454]

>>17488404
I just can't wait till march rolls in

[Anonymous No.17488455]

FAUCI TOLD LAWMAKERS THERE WILL BE MANY MORE CASES IN THE U.S., GIVEN SUSTAINED TRANSMISSION IN SO MANY COUNTRIES -SOURCE

https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1233415205427777538

[Anonymous No.17488456]

>>17488408
Going parabolic. Will see close around 27k screenshot this post and check my digits.

[Anonymous No.17488458]

OK, we've had the mid-morning pump (still going on). On schedule for the dump starting at 2 and accelerating at 3:30

[Anonymous No.17488459]

Short Squeeze in progress, expect a huge rally

[Anonymous No.17488461]

>>17488408
It's a bullshit rally, look at what bonds are doing.

[Anonymous No.17488463]

friendly reminder that y'all need Jesus

and more TVIX in that portfolio


>>17488434
>>No home gym
its called a bedroom

[Anonymous No.17488464]

>>17488405
fucking retard it's barely about what the virus causes it's about what people THINK and the fear it creates. major cities being infected is a huge deal how can you not see that

[Anonymous No.17488465]

>>17488437
HOLY SHIT LMAO

[Anonymous No.17488470]

Correct order of events
>take a beating for a few more hours as they continue to drop
>losses begin to even out around 1:30-3
this is where 1 of 2 things WILL happen
>Governments go into full dmg control tries to reasurre consoomers that itll be fine
>trump walks into the CDC headquarters with a .45 and tells them to paint a pretty picture
>we start recovery on monday
OR
>People drop more bad news they held onto because fuck releasing that shit while stocks are open
>CDC walks into the white house and congress with a .45 and tells them to stop acting like this is just a bad flu season and to get their shit in gear or we're all fucked
>We repeat the last few days on monday until we hit the mandatory bottom unless we go into boog mode or we slow the bleeding until friday/when we get good news about literally anything at all
either way bears win out in the short term but if the second situation is true then buy. stocks in funeral companies and sanitary materials companies

[Anonymous No.17488471]

>>17488404
Finally feeling better, drinking tea, gonna get lunch soon. What a beautiful week.

[Anonymous No.17488473]

>>17488434
so should i go? i have a slightly sore throat...

[Anonymous No.17488478]

I truly wish I could share a picture of my client accounts with you anons. Outperforming the index by nearly 9% this year so far on hundreds of millions of dollars. Already had 2 clients call up and say we were prophetic. Feels good to be winning.

[Anonymous No.17488483]

>AMD GREEN
HOW THOUGH?

[Anonymous No.17488485]

>>17488417
>40% drop from all time high
>great depression 2

[Anonymous No.17488494]

italy here
look, monday it's going to be way worse
the virust only now is starting to affect germany, but it's still nothing
we went from 3-5 cases to hundreds in literally 3 days
you will realize tomorrow what is going to happen monday, you don't even need to wait more
expect 200 cases already on Sunday

[Anonymous No.17488497]

>>17488455
But Trump told us the virus will just disappear

[Anonymous No.17488500]

Are you retards actually thinking of buying?

[Anonymous No.17488503]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

this dip is nicely timed with my quarterly distributions in my mutual funds. stay down until the 15th of March

[Anonymous No.17488508]

>>17488458
Bingo, exactly like yesterday

[Anonymous No.17488509]

>>17488458
nooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.17488510]

>>17488319
>>17488381
You see, when you’re valueing gold in terms of dollars, what matters is the supply and demand of both gold and dollars.

When the dollar “inflates” you need more dollars for a given amount of gold. And an economic contraction is deflationary. People don’t spend as much money during a contraction, so there is less demand for products and commodities, so dollars actually become more valuable.

Something like that I think.

[Anonymous No.17488513]

>>17488485
>>17488417
Haha you think it's only going to 18k, How cute

[Anonymous No.17488514]

>>17488478
Do you work at a hedge fund or something? Are you running a long/short portfolio?

[Anonymous No.17488515]

>>17488292
kek

>>17488404
I'll join you as soon as I finish stocking up.

[Anonymous No.17488517]

>>17488497
Fuck it's over!!!!!!!!! KYS now why wait?

[Anonymous No.17488519]

>>17488500
>he's not averaging down

never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.17488520]

>>17488437
Jesus

[Anonymous No.17488523]

>>17488478
The absolute speed and breadth of this second decline in less than a year and a half should leave no doubt in your mind this is the largest equity bubble ever. If we were not in an equity bubble then this virus would only have had 1/10th the impact on markets that it has had.

[Anonymous No.17488528]

>>17488500
PROBLEM SNOWFLAKE..MILENIALLS NEVER LEARN THAT...SKILLS! WORK!...markets ARE VOLATILE! WORKING MY MONEY FOR ME.

[Anonymous No.17488530]

BUY BUY BUY ITS HAPPPPPENNNNNIIIINNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.17488531]

>>17488458
I traded SVXY for that pump. Now I wait for the right time to jump back into TVIX for the (re)dumpening.

[Anonymous No.17488537]

I'm looking to get into trading so I can learn with small amounts. I have a fidelity account but I'm still overhwhelemed. Where should I start? Should I use a different brokerage? Pls no bully am noob

[Anonymous No.17488541]

>>17488500
Not me yet. The risk is too high due to volatility right now. Mid to late next week should show confidence indicators. Until then I'm only in a HODL positon on NSRGY.

[Anonymous No.17488544]

>>17488500
Already put in orders

[Anonymous No.17488546]

Guys EOD is going to be a dumpfest get ready, boomers are not going to let their stocks sit over the weekend with corona still going around and cases still coming up.

[Anonymous No.17488547]

>>17488494
thank you Italy for fucking my life up. I was planning to go on vocation coming March

[Anonymous No.17488550]

I SOLD MSFT AND AMD AT OPEN

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID FUCKING MARKET HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.17488553]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YguFR9iAA

[Anonymous No.17488557]

>>17488446
>~12k profit lost over 2 days
>/comfy/

[Anonymous No.17488561]

>>17488550
Just wait until after lunch bro, it's going down again.

[Anonymous No.17488571]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17488572]

>>17488550
I've just stopped buying and selling at open, I always get fucked

[Anonymous No.17488573]

Soon

[Anonymous No.17488576]

>>17488547
it depends where you go, there are some regions which are still untouched, but honestly i would not take the risk, if you didn't booked something already

[Anonymous No.17488577]

Imagine if there was an outbreak in San Francisco and it just killed off all the homeless street-shitters and liberals, that would be so based

[Anonymous No.17488580]

I'm an idiot and bought SQQQ at the market start. I'm tempted to hold onto it during the weekend but I'm scared to.

[Anonymous No.17488586]

>>17488514
Wealth management, but we're very active with client accounts. We're running long only, but even in equity accounts we have been continually rotating into cash and raising our duration on bonds. So that 9% is fantastic, some of my clients are returning high positive in their accounts because of a large amount of very high duration bonds. Some of them will retire almost 75% richer because of this.

[Anonymous No.17488589]

SPXU calls anyone?

[Anonymous No.17488592]

>got a big old tax return coming this week, just in time for cheapies

>>17488404
>comfy
is he even alive still?

>>17488503
based divi friend!

[Anonymous No.17488593]

>>17488530
Please, please buy another deadcat.

[Anonymous No.17488594]

OH NO NO NO, THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.17488595]

>>17488537
Please wait for the train to stop burning before you try to board

[Anonymous No.17488597]

>>17488573
nigger what you mean soon, we've been bleeding the whole week

[Anonymous No.17488600]

Should I sell now? Made back all the money I lost in the past week

[Anonymous No.17488601]

>>17488382
I stopped going 2 days ago, been doing calisthenics at home

[Anonymous No.17488604]

U.S. 10 Year Treasury Note at daily low. Brace for impact.

[Anonymous No.17488605]

>>17488594
but which one?

[Anonymous No.17488607]

this is like watching a blind man walk up to the edge of a cliff

[Anonymous No.17488610]

>>17488597
market is recovering dumbshit look at the charts

[Anonymous No.17488611]

>>17488586
Teach me anon. How do I learn how to trade smart.

[Anonymous No.17488613]

>>17488461
lmao

[Anonymous No.17488615]

>>17488600
If you can break even this week you're better off than 99% of investors. Do it.

[Anonymous No.17488616]

>He's not buying the dip since a day after the worst drop in stock market history.

[Anonymous No.17488619]

>>17488576
BERGAMO GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.17488620]

>>17488218
WHY IS IT GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17488630]

Nobody is going to hold over the weekend. Get ready for a MASSIVE DUMP.

[Anonymous No.17488635]

>>17488452
Mine is on 800

[Anonymous No.17488640]

WHY THE FUCK IS TSLA PUMPING

[Anonymous No.17488641]

>>17488605
What even is this

[Anonymous No.17488645]

>>17488600
With that amount of investment you might as well and just wait until the bottom to buy again. Things aren't going to turn around anytime soon from the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.17488649]

>>17488620
theres just a pump to inspire confidence before the biggest dump since Lizzo's last shit

[Anonymous No.17488651]

>>17488640
Don't buy in.
This is the last breath. It's down from 900, let it crash

[Anonymous No.17488656]

Dow vwap here this is the key moment.

[Anonymous No.17488658]

>>17488616
Everyone should average in, the people that doesn't realize this are retards that will miss out on everything because you can't time the market and them sitting here thinking they will catch the bottom deserves to get fucked

[Anonymous No.17488659]

>>17488620
>>17488616
>>17488610
Are boomers/bulls genuinely retarded? They've bought into literally every single deadcat bounce.

Thank God for Corona to wipe these boomers off the map.

[Anonymous No.17488660]

>>17488367
Amen to that brother

[Anonymous No.17488662]

>>17488630
Nah, overcorrection. There will be no new over the weekend and nice pickup Monday Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.17488665]

Why’s semiconductors rallying?
My SOXS just went negative

[Anonymous No.17488666]

>>17488580
You have half the day of trading left to go you jellyfish
The thing everyone is afraid of has not gone away

[Anonymous No.17488668]

>>17488610
A lot of that is shorts covering so they don't get caught out over the weekend.

After a drop like this we're certainly due a bounce, but it's not clear what effects China's shutdown is going to have. Places are going to be shutdown due to lack of stock, which is going to hurt further.

TL;DR: Bull trap coming soon.

[Anonymous No.17488679]

>>17488659
I'm 49 not a boomer ass hole

[Anonymous No.17488690]

Its literally as simple as do the opposite of what headlines say

[Anonymous No.17488691]

You guys didn't actually think we would be red all week right?

You think this (((pandemic))) is any worse than the last 30 we've overcame?

San Fran/New York corona deaths are already priced in FYI. If your not buying I feel bad for you son

[Anonymous No.17488693]

>>17488679
get off 4chan you old fuck

[Anonymous No.17488694]

>APT crashing
THERE SHE BLOWS

[Anonymous No.17488696]

>>17488658
I am buying and selling like that crypto video of emotional trading.

It’s retarded.

But I don’t think we’re gonna bottom until a world leader gets sick and some Americans die.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17488698]

>>17488679
OK BOOMER

[Anonymous No.17488701]

>>17488679
Found the old head lmao

[Anonymous No.17488702]

>banks are bearish
yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm thinking we're going lower

[Anonymous No.17488705]

FUCK YOU TRIP ADVISOR

[Anonymous No.17488706]

>>17488651
I'm shorting, but getting nervous.

[Anonymous No.17488708]

take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
oh won't you please take me home

This rally giving me hopium boys

[Anonymous No.17488712]

>>17488459
i have SQQQ puts so I fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.17488714]

NYC's department of health says despite CDC's steps this week to amend testing capabilities, NYC still cannot do #coronavirus #covid19 testing, and still feels the test "cannot be relied upon to provide an accurate result."

[Anonymous No.17488715]

>>17488662
Thats what everyone said about this whole week.
Soon it will be announced Germany is infected, and France, and UK. What do you think is going to happen?

[Anonymous No.17488723]

every stock has dropped like an ICO shitcoin

[Anonymous No.17488724]

>>17488645
I feel like being greedy, but maybe I should sell right before close? Thinking people will dump APT before the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17488727]

>APT frozen again
Okay something is fucky here, every time it drops significantly it freezes

[Anonymous No.17488728]

What are the chances of a Fed emergency .25 rate cut this Sunday?

[Anonymous No.17488731]

[Anonymous No.17488733]

Is this all you've got Bobo? I'm buying this dip.

[Anonymous No.17488734]

>>17488708
mommy

[Anonymous No.17488736]

>>17488613
Watch this

[Anonymous No.17488742]

>>17488694
41.59 to 26.12 in an hour. You'd expect more out of a stock with a P/E of 114.56, kek

[Anonymous No.17488743]

>>17488694
GUH

[Anonymous No.17488744]

I'm holding my SPY March 6 260 put over the weekend if there isn't a nice dump EOD

[Anonymous No.17488745]

>>17488694
Why did my robinhood put on APT drop to $0.01 when it crashed?

[Anonymous No.17488747]

>>17488723
except AMD and NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.17488752]

>>17488679
>I'm 49 not a boomer ass hole

[Anonymous No.17488753]

>>17488691
screencapping this for the eventual dip to 23k tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17488756]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/28/trump-chief-of-staff-mulvaney-suggests-people-ignore-coronavirus-news-to-calm-markets.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>Just ignore the virus bro

[Anonymous No.17488757]

>>17488745
The ticker is fucked it keeps freezing. This is the second time today.

[Anonymous No.17488758]

>>17488712
Hold on I'm buying calls right now

[Anonymous No.17488760]

>>17488659
No, I haven't bought in, I want to see it crash and the ups are annoying

[Anonymous No.17488764]

>>17488586
This sounds unbelievably comfy, anon

[Anonymous No.17488766]

[Anonymous No.17488767]

MOM SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO PLAY WITH THE MARKET NOW

[Anonymous No.17488771]

>>17488691
Cope

[Anonymous No.17488774]

It's over bear bros, let's give up

[Anonymous No.17488775]

>>17488753
I love stockmarket Saturday!!
>>17488752
Oof. Gen x gets disappeared from social memory.

[Anonymous No.17488778]

>>17488714
Why are democrat shitholes crying about the fed now?

[Anonymous No.17488781]

SOXL chads our time is now

[Anonymous No.17488782]

>>17488610
show me these charts

[Anonymous No.17488784]

>>17488580
Same boat.
I've had my options open all week, making a shit ton of money, but do we close out now or expect Monday to drop?

[Anonymous No.17488786]

Why is everyone freaking out so much about this? No one here actually has large amounts of wealth invested in stocks, do they?

[Anonymous No.17488791]

>he's not putting every fucking dollar he has into a once in a generation legit retarded panic sell

wew, not going to make it stay scared lil bitch nigga

[G !d4s.1uteWc No.17488796]

>>17488775
Weekends doesn't real. Monday is tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17488797]

>>17488723
Seeing shit like bynd go down 20% at open is frightening

[Anonymous No.17488802]

>>newbs dont know about the lunchtime lull, or the power hour at the start and end of each trading day

if you thought this morning was fun, just wait until today's sour hour!

[Anonymous No.17488801]

>>17488766
Yeah but he was also like into literal bondage and racemixing and slavery and probably smelled like shit and piss.

[Anonymous No.17488805]

>>17488736
oh trust me im watching hahahahaha

NVDA printing, thanks Cramer!!!

[Anonymous No.17488806]

APT halted
crash imminent

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17488813]

>this obvious pump and dump

def gonna buy a couple puts if we hit 296 and not touch it until monday

[Anonymous No.17488815]

REALLY strong buy backs happening across the market now

[Anonymous No.17488816]

fed cutting rates
bear bros clear out

[Anonymous No.17488818]

>>17488758
based. best of luck

[Anonymous No.17488820]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BEARS
BULLBROS WE ARE BACK! I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP!!

[Anonymous No.17488822]

>>17488757
That's better

[Anonymous No.17488823]

>>17488666
thanks satan

[Anonymous No.17488827]

>>17488679
> 49
>digits should be in roman numerals

[Anonymous No.17488832]

>>17488815
Yeah thank god it's returning to normal!

[Anonymous No.17488833]

>>17488756
“We sit there and watch the markets and there’s this huge panic and it’s like, why isn’t there this huge panic every single year over flu?” Mulvaney asked rhetorically.
“Are you going to see some schools shut down? Probably. May you see impacts on public transportation? Sure.”

lel this is going to be apocalyptic, sell everything

[Anonymous No.17488836]

imagine being short at the beginning of the greatest rally of our generation

[Anonymous No.17488840]

>>17488786
about $500K, not large amounts but still a decent amount

[Anonymous No.17488842]

>>17488611
I'm not a great trader, so take it with a grain of salt, but in order of importance to my trading strategy -
1. Consume every piece of data available
2. Bond markets are smart money
3. Boomer tier sounding, but Surround yourself only with the smartest people.

[Anonymous No.17488844]

> GME green
Just for the record, I called this shit. $5 by EONW.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17488845]

TMV TIME GO GO GO G OG O!!!!

[Anonymous No.17488846]

Heads up... Chinese Bat Death can be transferred to pets:

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/dog-tests-weak-positive-for-coronavirus-in-hong-kong-first-possible-infection-in-pet

[Anonymous No.17488847]

>>17488801
Racemixing is based

[Anonymous No.17488851]

>>17488832
not on my watch

I just bought, the Bogs will now crash it again

[Anonymous No.17488853]

>>17488796
This resonates with me deeply

[Anonymous No.17488855]

>>17488802
>implying most brokers won't be hitting that cocaine 5-hr energy diet to not leave so that they can look for the best out in everything they have

[Anonymous No.17488857]

NOOOOOOOOO COME ON CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CRASH
CRASH
CRASH
CRASH

[Anonymous No.17488858]

Now that all the pussies have been washed out, here comes S&P 5000 EOY

[Anonymous No.17488859]

well my APT put didn't get filled because of the halt, sigh

[Anonymous No.17488863]

I dont see us dropping much more, risk/reward is favoring bulls. Probably going to stay flat until the debate on tuesday, followed by a pump

[Anonymous No.17488864]

whats going on why is it going up

[Anonymous No.17488866]

Lmao same shit happened yesterday. Its going to crash around closing.

[Anonymous No.17488868]

>>17488802
Is there data to show price action with that volume? Kinda interested to see if most stocks alget pumped or dumped around close

[Anonymous No.17488870]

>>17488500
B-but I just dumped 1k into my folio, is this not the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17488873]

>>17488786
uhhh yeah we do

[Anonymous No.17488875]

>APT same crash at the same time
I should've timed that better.

[Anonymous No.17488877]

LOOKS LIKE BEAR IS BACK...ON THE MENU BOIS!

[Anonymous No.17488880]

>>17488786
I (had) $350k....

[Anonymous No.17488884]

>>17488833
DO IT CORONA-CHAN! TAKE US THE WAY DOWN!

[Anonymous No.17488883]

>>17488866
nah, that was the last final fake out shakeout, straight up from here

[Anonymous No.17488885]

RCL up 5%?
Time to short?

[Anonymous No.17488887]

>>17488823
I only want the best for you

[Anonymous No.17488888]

>>17488866
This. No one is holding over the weekend. This just helps more people sell at a gain.

[Anonymous No.17488889]

'dumb money' pushing the market up

[Anonymous No.17488890]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRASHBROS

[Anonymous No.17488892]

>bulls are going to fall for the trap the forth time this week
They really never learn do they?

[Anonymous No.17488894]

>>17488890
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17488897]

holy shit i got lucky with these puts. 2400%

[Anonymous No.17488898]

>>17488218

[Anonymous No.17488899]

Is this a dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.17488903]

>>17488844
>tfw i didnt listen to michael burry

[Anonymous No.17488907]

>>17488786
I will soon.

[Anonymous No.17488908]

That's for all the ez cheapies beartards

fuck bats, fuck china, and fuck panic sellers

[Anonymous No.17488910]

>>17488864
Pre-emptive lunch boom it'll start dropping soon

[Anonymous No.17488911]

Bear fucking shits

[Anonymous No.17488912]

>>17488833
That guy looks like a discount Adam Sandler

[Anonymous No.17488913]

It's a trap, you guys. Hold out until near closing.

[Anonymous No.17488915]

Lost my stomach and liquidated all bearish positions when sqqq dropped down to 2.5% gain. Still made some nice fat gains.

[Anonymous No.17488917]

>he fell for the coronavirus meme and didn't buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17488918]

>>17488899
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17488923]

>>17488868

[Anonymous No.17488927]

>>17488888
>he thinks most stocks are held by degenerate gamblers like himself

No one is selling off entire index funds yet fren.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17488931]

What goes through the mind of a bull when he sees a day like today--a week like this week--and thinks "yes, this is the bottom! foolish bears not buying the dip."

[Anonymous No.17488932]

Guys what was the bottom back in 2009? I was in high school back I didn't give a shit about it back then

[Anonymous No.17488935]

>>17488312
HAHAHA CALLED IT

[Anonymous No.17488937]

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM BULL MARKET IS BACK FOREVER BOYS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17488938]

>>17488915
how much is your folio to make that

[Drop !timidUIun. No.17488944]

>>17488359
nice choice, only track i can into from that record. idk, it's all mega doom for me.
hardly had much invested but I noped out last friday knowing recovery isn't coming soon

[Anonymous No.17488945]

>>17488218
fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17488950]

kek

I love this market

[Anonymous No.17488952]

THANK YOU BASED FED

[Anonymous No.17488958]

I'm a little upset I didn't wait to buy VIX calls. I knew this bounce would happen but I got scared and abandoned the plan.
When will I learn

[Anonymous No.17488960]

>>17488932
8k

[Anonymous No.17488961]

>>17488931
>green number, i buy now

[Anonymous No.17488963]

>>17488923
Fucking after-hours Jews man

[Credit Spread Officer No.17488964]

>>17488945
no u

[Anonymous No.17488965]

>tfw bought the very bottom

[Anonymous No.17488967]

Imagine some good news comes out over the weekend, and all the shorts holding over the weekend get liquidated

We've already beaten a majority of stock market drops ion a single day and week, what more do you want? Do you need a bigger indicator to buy the dip? These are the best odds your going to get

[Anonymous No.17488968]

OH NO OH NO OH NO WE COMING BACK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17488969]

>>17488915
Good job anon you made money

[Anonymous No.17488971]

>>17488938
It was 20K two days ago. I had a lot more money in the market, but decided to take out the majority of it to pay off my student loan so I could feel free to be riskier with the rest.

[Anonymous No.17488973]

DROPPING
CRASHBROS WE'RE DOIN ALRIGHT

[Anonymous No.17488975]

based fed

fuck us even more

https://www.bizjournals.com/stlouis/news/2020/02/28/st-louis-feds-bullard-says-rate-cuts-are-possible.html

[Anonymous No.17488977]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

[Anonymous No.17488978]

It’s sad how this market has been so hijacked by algorithms

[Anonymous No.17488979]

>>17488965
bull trap is what you bought

[Anonymous No.17488982]

here comes the dump

[Anonymous No.17488988]

>>17488888
Based numbers of truth

[Anonymous No.17488993]

>>17488917
>>17488911
>>17488890
>>17488883
>>17488877
>>17488864
>>17488863
>>17488844
>>17488836
>>17488832
Legitimately senile and delusional. When do we start rounding up boomers, bears?

[Anonymous No.17488994]

>APT starts crashing
>suddenly the ticker freezes
>comes back up 3 minutes later and someone just injected a shitload of money back in
Yeah this thing is absolutely rigged right now. The (((market makers))) probably don't have the money to pay out on all the puts after this thing crashes so they're inflating it.

[Anonymous No.17488995]

>>17488960
mega oof

[Anonymous No.17488999]

>>17488500
just loaded up on more $T because I like this price

[Anonymous No.17489000]

>>17488971
congrats brah

[Anonymous No.17489001]

AHAHAHA ALL THE PEOPLE THAT FELL FOR THE BULL TRAP ABOUT TO GET DUMPED LIKE A CHEAP WHORE

[Anonymous No.17489004]

>VIX at 45
don't get too cocky bullbros its this shit is an elevator

[Anonymous No.17489007]

>>17488833
Nah dude. It'll be fine. Trust me, if you ignore viruses they are legally and biologically obligated to respect your disinterest.

>>17488756
Jokes aside, I actively doubt this is the case. If, and a big if, this is the case then people in the first world are going to freak out early next week.

Let's hope human to animal and animal to human transmission isn't possible.

Also, legitimately pray for the Pope. Public imagery, faith, and strong apperance are important for society at large.

[Anonymous No.17489009]

HAHAHAHA
>laughing at all those cucks who see a minor increase and yell buy

[Anonymous No.17489010]

>>17488923
Well there you go, thats quite amazing

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17489011]

>>17488978
lol it just makes it easier to swing trade

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17489013]

what's the hentai link? I'ma bake a fresh thread.

[Anonymous No.17489017]

>>17488888
Quints of truth.

[Anonymous No.17489027]

halt number 4 on APT
(((somebody))) really wants to keep this thing alive

[Anonymous No.17489030]

What floor sir?

[Anonymous No.17489031]

>>17489013
fix the OP pls, it's all fucked up

[Anonymous No.17489035]

>>17488744
Same. Yesterday the panic selloff was fucking glorious.

[Anonymous No.17489037]

>APT unfreezes
>suddenly pumps yet again
I'm calling bullshit on this.

[Anonymous No.17489038]

> Tfw shorted Boeing just in time
> Tfw when weak handed pussy who sold at a loss hours later
> Tfw would have been 10k+
I am sad

[Anonymous No.17489039]

>cant buy put options
>cant day trade
>have to watch money move right before my eyes
being Canadian is torture

[G !d4s.1uteWc No.17489040]

>>17489030
Put us through the foundation, akmir.

[Anonymous No.17489043]

>>17488993
Now.

[Anonymous No.17489051]

>>17489030
HOW FAR CAN WE GO

[Anonymous No.17489053]

>>17488938
Either gambled a million dollars or 24.5k

[Anonymous No.17489055]

>stonks enter recovery territory
>"GREAT DEPRESSION 2 STOCK UP ON FOOD & WATER"
>stonks bounce a little off one the fastest dips in history
>"GREATEST BULLRUN IN HISTORY, IMAGINE NOT BUYING THE DIP
Yea i dont think this mentally unstable biopolar thread is for me

[Anonymous No.17489056]

>>17488888
based

[Anonymous No.17489058]

>>17489039
I'm Canadian and doing all of that right now. Use Questrade.

[Anonymous No.17489064]

OH FUCK THERE GOES APT

[Anonymous No.17489067]

B-B-BUT ITS GOING TO THE MOON THE WORST IS OVER...!

[Anonymous No.17489075]

>>17489055
Hahahaha
It's crazy because stocks bounced 3% which is "a little", and it's true

[Anonymous No.17489076]

>>17489058
don't you need 25k to buy puts?

[Anonymous No.17489077]

>>17489055
It did the exact same thing before plummeting yesterday, not sure why people have such shit short-term memory.

[Anonymous No.17489083]

>>17489064
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MONEY RIGHT INTO MY POCKET NIGGA

[Anonymous No.17489086]

>>17488857
Morning rally. It should drop again before the closing bell.

[Anonymous No.17489089]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

IT WAS A TRAP?

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(didn't trade anything)

[Anonymous No.17489087]

W-WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17489094]

Enjoy the ride everyone who bought the "dip."

[Anonymous No.17489098]

HALT NUMBER 5 ON APT
GIVE IT UP FOR HALT 5

[Anonymous No.17489102]

>>17489055
These threads are full of retard gamblers who only think short term.

[Anonymous No.17489106]

BULLKEKS BTFO

[Anonymous No.17489108]

>>17489064
APT crashing so hard it keeps getting halted

[Anonymous No.17489117]

>>17489076
No. Unless I'm breaking the law or something right now in which case I'm fucked because I only have 5K in my questrade account. My net worth is 30K though.

[Anonymous No.17489118]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17489120]

>>17489030
6k if digits

[Anonymous No.17489122]

Bear here

Time to celebrate my week with a panda express combo plate to go. Very excited. Orange Chicken and Chicken Teriyaki with half and half sides.

[Anonymous No.17489124]

>>17489064
>thought id better stop making silly decisions and not buy puts on a highly volatile speculative stock
>tfw this happens

Whoever is taking the opposite side of my trades is killing it

[Anonymous No.17489129]

>>17489040
>>17489051
Remember, don't try to time the market! Your holding time is... forever.

[Anonymous No.17489130]

>>17488665
SOXL is a steal?

[Anonymous No.17489131]

imagine buying the top of the bulltrap

[Anonymous No.17489132]

>tfw got out of APT at 37 then bought some puts on it
holy shit I am cooming lads

[Anonymous No.17489135]

HELLO. IS THE GREAT RECESSION OVER? I JUST SAW AMD AND MU PUMP A BIT WHAT IS THE REASON?

[Anonymous No.17489139]

>>17489108
They are so fucking desperate not to pay out on those puts, this is hilarious.

I'm calling sub-10 EOD and the market makers go broke and default.

[Anonymous No.17489140]

what was the cause for pump anyway, there wasn't news, was there? just lunchtime algorithm?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17489141]

>>17489137
>>17489137
>>17489137

[G !d4s.1uteWc No.17489145]

>>17489135
retard money

[Anonymous No.17489151]

>morning rally ended
LMAO SPREAD YOUR ANUSES WIDE OPEN BULLS

[Anonymous No.17489152]

>>17489122
Woah, good idea.
Bear meet up at Panda??

[Anonymous No.17489154]

BULLS BTFO YET AGAIN IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[Anonymous No.17489157]

>>17489058
You're doing that within a TFSA?

[Anonymous No.17489161]

>>17489076
No, you need either a large amount of liquid to cover, or an approved margin basis to sell puts, buying puts only costs the premium listed. It's the seller of a put that risks all the downside.

[Anonymous No.17489165]

>>17489122
Bro I'm going to PE too
Gonna get me that pepper chicken and beef w/broccoli
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[Anonymous No.17489174]

>>17489038

[Anonymous No.17489176]

>>17489157
No. Margin account. You can't day trade out of your TFSA I know that.

[Anonymous No.17489187]

>fifth worst week ever

[Anonymous No.17489197]

>>17489108
I'm not seeing the halts. Where are you seeing them?

[Anonymous No.17489258]

>>17489130
tfw when you bought leveraged S&P because you're a eurocuck who is not allowed to buy SOXL. REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17489260]

>>17489176
>You can't day trade out of your TFSA I know that.
why not
the worst that happens if CRA asks for capital gain taxes if you somehow traded too much for them to notice AND made a million. I mean a buddy of mine made ~50% trading a lot over a few years but that's hardly enough for CRA to care (still under <$100K)

[Anonymous No.17489266]

>>17489174
The biggest obstacle to trading is getting started, especially if you aren't American

[Anonymous No.17489371]

>>17489260
They've noticed people making 60 trades in a year within a 60k TFSA and said that they were running a business so everything they earned was taxed 100% as income. I don't want to fuck my whole account and future gains because someone at the CRA is having a bad day. It's unlikely that they'll catch most people but if you're a good trader/investor, it's only a matter of time because your account will greatly outgrow the average maxed TFSA.

They can retroactively tax you as well.

[Anonymous No.17489372]

>>17489258
you would have been fucked in the ass anyway. I bought SOXX and it's down by a lot. Also eurocuck. If I had bought SOXL I'd be 3 times worse.

[Anonymous No.17489476]

>>17488931
Cheapies. Greed. Find the bottom. Imagine the up side.

[Anonymous No.17489532]

>>17489372
What? how did you buy SOXX? what broker?

[Anonymous No.17489607]

>green number good me buy stocks

[Anonymous No.17489900]

I'm 19 and am curious about trading small stocks with my limited money. What do I need to know regarding taxes? I'm still a dependent of my parents