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Reminder: no trips in OP

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management: (lame)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

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>>17486574

>> No.17487411

First for big bear cock.

>> No.17487417

TRUMP'S FAULT

>> No.17487421
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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>> No.17487423
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17487423

I warned you about the banks bro

>> No.17487424

So, puts on VIXY?

>> No.17487425

What's everyone buying?

>> No.17487429

PUMP FOR CHEAPIES COME ON DONNY

>> No.17487432

THIS THREAD IS ALMOST AS FAST AS CORONA

>> No.17487431

vote bernie and short the insurance market

>> No.17487433

>>17487425
rope

>> No.17487436

i can understand now why boomers are afraid of stocks

>> No.17487450

>>17487397
Japan closes schools for 1 month!!!!!

Texas and California and New York getting ready to close schools

>> No.17487449

>>17487397
>There are people who unironically believe China when they say that rate of infections is slowing

>> No.17487453

Imagine thinking bureaucrats know what they are doing.

>> No.17487457

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm about to panic sell Bros. Are we near the bottom?

>> No.17487458

WHY IS SPCE PUMPING
MY FUCKING PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17487459

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1N6_O254g

>> No.17487465

>>17487425
Waiting to cash out my Tesla puts. Then going to wait and see what happens Monday.

>> No.17487466
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I am so glad I got out when I did!

If you haven't gotten out yet, THERE'S STILL TIME!

>> No.17487467

Green next week, screencap this.

>> No.17487468

>>17487425
Chainlink

>> No.17487469

>down 900 points in the first hour
it's fucking over

>> No.17487473

if we break 2854 shits about to go down

>> No.17487474

THANKS FOR THE IBIO!!!!! I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

>> No.17487475
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17487479
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Is this my life now that I've started buying stocks? I have to pay attention to the news and worry about everything?
What have I done

>> No.17487480
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Hahah suck faggots. This is what you get for being lazy faggots and depending on the economy to get you money

>> No.17487481
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>>17487475
I told you about usury bro
I warned you

>> No.17487484

>>17487397
RUN ON BANKS WHEN??

>> No.17487485

>>17487436
No need to be afraid if you do is sensibly. When you are old then you should be afraid, but, if you are young you just do long term indexes and shit and then in 20 years pull it out

>> No.17487488
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im honestly getting concerned about the current situation in the year of our lord 20011+9 and the massive fall height the stock market has in the same moment

>> No.17487489

>tfq work in the aerospace industry as an engineer

How long until I'm laid off?

>> No.17487492
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17487492

>ITT Zoomers who dont remember the Swine Flu and Bird Flu

>> No.17487494

I MAY OR MAY NOT JUST HAVE UHHHHH PANIC REPOSITIONED INTO DEEEEEO RED

>>17486668
Unfortunately Cramer will probably be dead by the next time there’s an event like this. But he called it not to buy and to sell and raise cash. He’s buying now because he took his CLX gains this morning and his other gains last week and this week.

Dudes calling it
>when’s the bottom? I dunno maybe a major world leader gets sick...

https://twitter.com/thestreet/status/1233407832697004032

>> No.17487497

>>17487425
Non perishables and ammo

>> No.17487498
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17487498

THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED
> THE VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR THE CRIMES OF THE FED

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING VIRUS YOU MORONS LEARN ABOUT THE FEDERAL FUNDS RATE. LEARN ABOUT THE INVESTED YIELD CURVE. LEARN ABOUT QUANTATIVE EASING. THEY ARE GOING TI KEEP FUCKING YOU IF YOU DON'T LEARN

>> No.17487503

Which companies produce coronavirus testing kits?

>> No.17487504
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>>17487479
Just buy some cheap SPCE stocks then jerk off and watch anime.

Don't invest more money than you can afford to lose.

>> No.17487509

Holy fuck if you time this right this might be the best buying opportunity for the next 10 years.

>> No.17487510

>>17487457
i put in an order to sell everything this morning and canceled it. These bears underestimate my stupidity

>> No.17487516

Since it's now below 25,000 now for dow jones, how low do you think it will go before we hit Great Depression 2: Pink Wojak Boogaloo?

>> No.17487517
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>>17487423
>Gentlemen! I too have been a close observer of the doings of the Bank of the United States. I have had men watching you for a long time, and am convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you, and when you lost, you charged it to the bank. You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin! You are a den of vipers and thieves. I have determined to rout you out, and by the Eternal, (bringing his fist down on the table) I will rout you out!

>> No.17487518

>>17487425
shorting vxx calls left and right

>> No.17487519
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17487519

guess i should have gone all in on that SNSS put

>> No.17487520

>>17487492
>t. Boomer who wont remember the Bat Flu

>> No.17487521

>>17487421
That’s actually the perfect mood music.

I FUCKED THE MUSIC

>> No.17487523

>>17487498
Fuck off schizo

>> No.17487524

It probably goes another 5-20% down when Corona arrives in the US and major events get cancelled like in Europe, Japan and China. After that I'm pretty optimistic, because infections slow down and then the factories in China will open again.

>> No.17487528

>>17487498
Of course it is but the virus is nothing to fuck around with either and will likely have severe economic consequences

>> No.17487529
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17487529

Wat do?

>> No.17487530
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17487530

>ITT Zoomers who dont remember the Swine Flu and Bird Flu

>> No.17487532
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WHY THE FUCK IS AMD GOING UP?

>> No.17487533
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>>17487397
Nice to see people still use my old portfolio crab

>> No.17487535

...
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...savanon...
...
...
...Pendy...
...
...

>> No.17487537
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>>17487457
I don't know, anon. Is corona still spreadingly rapidly almost everywhere? Are the public officials still insisting everything is fine/going so far as to remove pandemic classification so they don't have to declare one? Are the borders still fucking open?

>> No.17487540
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>>17487498
this is fucking nothing lmao

>> No.17487544

>spanish flu
>swine flu
>ebola
>zika
>corona
>list goes on

im so tired

>> No.17487554

>>17487397
anyone have a live stream to the NYSE floor?

>> No.17487555

>>17487450
the students still have to do online school work tho. kinda scary to think of the precedent this could set up

>> No.17487556
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17487556

>>17487397
>Lose all my unrealized gains in a matter of days thanks to coronavirus
>Get back all the gains I had lost and then some in a couple of days, thanks to the coronavirus

Wow guys the stock market is so much fun! It's like a game!

>> No.17487557

>>17487537
Its in Sinaloa and Mexico City now.

>> No.17487559

>>17487498
>muh inverted yield curve is a Fed crime

>> No.17487563
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>>17487425
Gonna wait a bit longer before buying more TDFs for my Roth.
As far as non-Roth goes, I don't have too much cash, but might pick up either more KO or some dividend index fund.

>> No.17487565
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>>17487544

>> No.17487566
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17487566

Oh god, just puked up all the water in my stomach and dry heaved for a few minutes. I really am going to stop touching alcohol, it's such a waste of money. The worst should be over now

>> No.17487569

>>17487519
Good job making money on it but you should cash it out soon, there are 3 catalysts coming in March and the first is on Monday.

>> No.17487572

>>17487530
This time we will all die

>> No.17487573

DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
>DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
>DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
>DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
>DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000
>DOW ABOUT TO HIT -1000

>> No.17487578

>>17487529
You were supposed to short the banks dude.

9 captchas per post. Is there anyway around this other than 4chan Jewry?

>> No.17487579

>>17487519
OHHH NOOOO MY SNSSFRENDORINOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS HEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17487581

>>17487557
Fuck dude where am I gonna buy coke to help me invest? Is the coke supply tainted now?

>> No.17487586
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>>17487535
GALT at $2 is looking good to me but thats what I thought about $2.50 right before this shit storm hit.

>> No.17487588
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17487588

ROFL look at those fucking illiquid options. I could make much more if the spread wasn't so retarded. that's why you never trade illiquid options.

>> No.17487590

>>17487557
Mexico City?
>bruh

>> No.17487591

>>17487489
me too anon, not too worried tbqh

>> No.17487593

>>17487537
The WHO just uhhhhh
Well I don’t think they’re downplaying it.

>> No.17487597

>10% fatality rate
>End of the world

huh

>> No.17487600

>>17487529
What even is the point of owning such pathetically low holdings? If you can't afford more than one share of a stock, just buy some candy or a deck of cards and stop messing about with the stock market

>> No.17487601

Is this a buy day or is it smarter to wait before buying

>> No.17487606

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwEcRqHJnA

>> No.17487607

>>17487588
what's a spread?

>> No.17487608

Why are there 5 /smg/s?

>> No.17487610

>>17487397
FIRE-SALE
SELL
EVERYTHING!!!!!
Sell
Sell
Sell
Big 3 month slowdown coming

>> No.17487611
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17487614

>>17487579
Literally right here. See >>17487569

>> No.17487617
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>>17487569
was thinking about it honestly but will wait for a stronger crab or reversal.
also have this bad boy just in case

>> No.17487619

>>17487517
this is unironically Trump's last play to make

>> No.17487623

Is the end finally here?

>> No.17487624
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>>17487537
The WHO just uhhhhh
Well I don’t think they’re downplaying it.

>>17487566
Sheesh you don’t gotta be a smug dick about it

>> No.17487626
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17487626

hi

>> No.17487628

>>17487597
Its not even a long term drain on the market. Recovery in half a year or less.

>> No.17487632

>>17487578
If I sold them my tax requirements would be worse than the loss. I kinda just have to hold I guess.

>>17487600
To learn. I'm slowly putting more in. I'll put more in after this corona stuff is over.

>> No.17487635

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

anyone buying today? picked up some COST, BLK and AAPL this morning.

>> No.17487636
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>>17487492
kek have fun old man

>> No.17487638

TD ameritrade now only options for VIX

>> No.17487642

>>17487517
based jackson

>>17487556
yeah, and the ride never ends

>>17487619
he did put jackson's portrait on the oval office. But I don't think so. Zion don's gonna zion.

>> No.17487643

>>17487624
CAN WE SEE A 2k DAY TODAY? I THINK SO!

>> No.17487645

>>17487617
Damn, that one is gonna be nice in a month or two.

>> No.17487649

>>17487601
I'm very sure that you should wait, but maybe you can already get in with a very small percentage of your cash.

>> No.17487650
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17487650

Hello Frens! How is your day? A month ago I posted a screencap of my losses on MOMO. Lost a total of around 50k back than (80k in total, finally). It was the beginning ot the whole coronavirus mess. But on Monday this week I actually shorted the S&P500 via 2 batches of E-mini contracts (the settlement of one of them visible on screencap) and made it all back. So, that's good.

Post some cute coronachan pics.

>> No.17487651
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>>17487635

>> No.17487654

>>17487555
Just your typical mutt decadence.

>> No.17487655

Friendly reminder that cash is your friend.

>> No.17487656

>>17487635
Wow, the last dividend shill who hasnt shot himself

>> No.17487658
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17487658

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE
SALE

start buying

>> No.17487662

>>17487636
NOOOO NOT MY BOOMERINOS!

>> No.17487665

>>17487645
i don't have a huge amount of faith, but testing $1 was a pretty big event which i'm willing to put $50 on no problem

>> No.17487669

it's over

>> No.17487670
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>> No.17487672

>>17487636
My rate is .2% you dipshit

>> No.17487673

>>17487530
>>17487530
moefag destroyed!!

>> No.17487674

>>17487643
i hope, my puts are crazyyyy

>> No.17487675
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>>17487559
>>muh inverted yield curve is a Fed crime
Do you even understand what the Federal funds rate does you little zoomer??????? You fucking DAY TRADER CRYPT O RETARD?!?!!?? GTFO OUT OF MY THREAD LITTLE MAN
THIS IS THE END OF AMERICA AND THE AMERICAN DREAM AS YOU KNOW IT

>> No.17487676

>>17487636
This data is based on like China where they have zero healthcare.

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>> No.17487679

eh, this will pass good buying opp

>> No.17487680

Time to get on APT

>> No.17487686

>>17487457
Not close to bottom. Bail put or slide to the bottom.

>> No.17487687

>>17487635
I might pick up some more KO if it drops down enough.

>> No.17487694
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17487694

d-did $APT freeze?

>> No.17487697

>AMD bounced to 43 and refuses to fall below it

Aaaaand we're back

>> No.17487698
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17487698

Why is AMD going up? WTF is going on?

>> No.17487699

>>17487626
Hello my tasty little friend

>> No.17487701

>>17487680
kind of think it's gonna flash crash today

>> No.17487702

going sideways now

>> No.17487705

>>17487636
thats why the market is selling, the boomers are afraid

>> No.17487706
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>>17487694
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING OPTIONS?????


WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO APT???"??

>> No.17487708

Tedros is literally finishing with the rest of the market now.

>> No.17487713
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17487713

>>17487686
This

>> No.17487715

>>17487698
the dip is over

>> No.17487716

> DJI only down 900
Gotta pump those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.
Let's hit 1500.

>> No.17487718

>>17487656
why would I? this is an amazing time for a dividend investor. buying the same companies at higher yields

>> No.17487721
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>>17487645
>sold SALT at a loss
>sold ROKU at a loss
>sold ONTX at a loss
>sold SPCE at a loss
>watched +10k profit slip away in 2 days on SNSS
>thinks his opinion matters at this point

>> No.17487728

IBIO CHADS WE OUTCHEA

>> No.17487737

>>17487557
cartel dudes are gonna have to wear hazmat suits to skin each other alive now, long tyvek!

>> No.17487738

>>17487715
lol good one

>> No.17487743

>>17487715
yeah go ahead and buy for me

>> No.17487744
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>>17487706
I WAS GOING TO MAKE MONEYYYYY

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? THE BOGS PULLED THE PLUG BEFORE I COULD CASH OUT

>> No.17487751

apt still trading over here guyse

>> No.17487752

Anons should I open a bunch of bank accounts from different smaller banks and put 5 dollars each in them so if they crash I can claim insurance and get 1k per account?

>> No.17487756

>>17487721
>Implying he has that much money in SNSS

>> No.17487757
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17487757

I hope you guys are ready for the bull run of a lifetime once its announced its under control in china next week

>> No.17487758

I told you fools the bottom is -60%. I am all cash since Monday.

>> No.17487759

Lads we haven't even had a retracement yet. This has been 6 consecutive daily losses. Definitely not a buying opportunity holy shit. You're gonna get baited by the retracement.

>> No.17487761
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17487761

>tfw I lumped summed and maxed my roth in January


FUCK ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I MISSED THE CHEAPIES

>> No.17487763

Should I go withdraw $1000 cash?

>> No.17487767

>>17487751
It was trading halted for a while
I missed my fucking opportunity to get in at 31

>> No.17487770

lol my divvy portfolio alone is down $7500 today

I really want to plunder my emergency savings but that would be against my investment strategy

>> No.17487773

>>17487665
I have complete faith that 40% tumor reduction in early 300mg scans will translate to partial remissions in the 400mg scans.

>> No.17487776

>>17487738
>>17487743
trust me my dad works at AMD

>> No.17487777
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>>17487556
it's all just numbers

>> No.17487779

>>17487721
>sold SPCE
SPCE is fucking GREEN today retard!

>> No.17487780
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17487780

Why is the president of the US posting shit about signs, Tom Steyer and his fucking rally tonight????? Very cool, surely this will save the market!

>> No.17487785

What the world just happened to the markets? Are we stabilizing as predicted?

>> No.17487786

>>17487763
Yeah and hide it in a fake soda can in the fridge with some PMS.

>> No.17487788

>>17487763
No wait til the market has their arms around nCoV

>> No.17487790

>>17487779
And he sold before today dumbass

>> No.17487791

>>17487675
It’s uhhhh like the lending rate they charge for financial institutions innit? Something like that.

What I DONT get is like. So the Bank of Japan charges financial institutions to Store their money with the central bank right? That’s the negative rates? But why would a central bank then turn around and lend money to the people who lent their money to the central bank?

I think I’m missing something but I haven’t slept so help me out plz.

>> No.17487792
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17487792

say what you want about AMD, you gotta admit...
it's got HEART

>> No.17487794

>>17487763
Yes. you should’ve done it last week.

>> No.17487801

>>17487676
>This data is based on like China where they lie

Fixed it for you

>> No.17487802

>>17487757
I've been waiting to buy cheapies since I cashed out last week
Best move I have ever made

>> No.17487806

Imagine holding any stocks through the weekend.

>> No.17487809

>>17487626
He cute

>> No.17487808

>>17487779
Just ignore them, it's the same idiot crew that always bitch and whine about me for no good reason. They aren't worth attention.

>> No.17487814

>>17487777
Wow

>> No.17487816

>>17487718
>he's not YOLOing 10k on puts

do you even enjoy making money

>> No.17487821

>>17487806
not even inverse etfs?

>> No.17487822

>>17487676
>>17487801
Boomer COPE.

>> No.17487830

Hold puts through weekend?

>> No.17487833

>>17487780
FUcking saved kex

>> No.17487836
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17487836

This is some bullshit they're all so expensive

>> No.17487837

>>17487806
TVIX

>> No.17487839
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17487839

b-brehs...

>> No.17487843
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17487843

green time

>> No.17487844

>>17487607

if you have to ask you probably should not be investing

>> No.17487846

So many cheapies! Gonna cash advance at a payday loan to buy all this up.

>> No.17487847
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17487847

OH NO NO NO THE PARTY'S OVER

>> No.17487850

>>17487759
V recovery begins today! What exactly has changed? Virus is far more than priced in now. We're literally pricing in the end of world now.

>> No.17487851

>>17487425
Got in on CoDx at fucking 3.50 and sold at 15 like a dummy

>> No.17487853

Thanks for the free money bulls.

>> No.17487854
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17487854

>> No.17487858

>>17487836
best time to sell volatility

>> No.17487863

Currently down 6k in net worth brahs. Only in a week too..

>> No.17487864
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17487864

Last 2 digits are % of boomer democratic candidates that die from nCov after shaking hands with strangers in every state

If dubs, Pope also dies from nCov

>> No.17487871

Dont fall for it bros. You have been warned.

>> No.17487873

I bought some SVXY when the Dow was -1000. Don't let me down, bullchads.

>> No.17487874

why do people keep buying...it's obviously not turning around...

>> No.17487876

>>17487844
i'm not

>> No.17487878

Honestly even if I lose tons of money, this shit was all worth it, I am a part of fucking history right now. I can literally say I lost tons of money in the crash of 2020.

>> No.17487880

>>17487854
okay, this is ebin

>> No.17487881

>>17487821
Sell em. I keep saying if the Fed or global banks start printing we could be green for a little. Lots of people want to buy back in on discount. I just closed my inverses. Market is showing stability so screw that.

>> No.17487886
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17487886

How do I stop this from happening?

>> No.17487887

WHO LIVE FEED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G23drPPjxMY&feature=emb_title

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17487888

*tink tink* It's been a fantastic week Bobos and fun has just begun, I'd like to give a little toast

To Our Lady! May your reign be long and bloody, may you cleanse the Earth of the filth, the bugs and the boomers!

>> No.17487889

Do you fucking retards really think anyone over 40 posts here?

>> No.17487890
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17487890

Friday night after close worst news dump
Saturday news
Sunday news
Monday morning news

This weekend is going to be beautiful and a shit load of countries to release news

>> No.17487894

>>17487397
WHY'S IT GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17487897

>>17487425
i am investing in death itself

>> No.17487899

>>17487808
>sold at a loss
>b-but today is green!
These are the brainlets who still support you

>> No.17487905

>>17487886
stop losses

>> No.17487908

WTF THE GUYS ON REDDIT SAID IT WAS GOING BACK UP TODAY FOR SURE I TOOK ALL MY TENDIE MONEY FROM MOMS PURSE AND WENT LONG AND NOW MY TRADING APP IS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT LIQUIDATION AND MARGIN CALL. IS THAT GOOD OR BAD PLS HELP?

>> No.17487909

>>17487886
Bruh

>> No.17487910
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>>17487780
Somebody make this including the latest falls using this. I'm begging you.

>> No.17487911

>AMD going up

BOOO

>> No.17487918

>>17487397
I broke boys. Too many days down 10% in a row, it’s starting to look like less of a “flash crash” and more of a popping bubble. I liquidated half my shit and put most of it into SQQQ. I sold the dip.

>> No.17487921

>Briefly jumps over 25k
>A dozen "And we're back" posts pop up

>> No.17487925

>>17487532
buttcoin miners

>> No.17487929

>>17487878
you know, you could also say you made a ton in 2020

>> No.17487932

Bought $Ibio at 2.28 this morning having fun thus far.

>> No.17487933
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17487933

I keep seeing posts and screenshots of people in this general that claimed to have made a shit tonne of monry from this crash. If you are one of them, at what time did you decide to short the market?

>> No.17487934

Imagine being a bear. Trying to profit off a literal pandemic where money is worthless in. For what purpose? To have kindling?

>> No.17487937

So I am a bit of a retard but I had an old 401k that I just rolled into a Roth. 21k value. I am not really into day trading so I can't be bothered to pay attention to markets all day. So I figured I would buy into an ETF. VTI to be exact. Just gonna sit there till I'm an old man anyway so whatever. I did this last year so I already paid the taxes on the rollover.

Anyways. I was just waiting for some correction like this to come along to buy into the market. Just shot my whole wad on VTI about 40 min ago. 148 shares.

You guys think I did good or am I just a shithead and this market is gonna keep falling?

>> No.17487938

You think it's bad now wait for monday after hundreds of confirmed cases on the US popping up during the weekend

Shorting APT now is suicide

>> No.17487939
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>>17487921
And we're back

>> No.17487941

>>17487888
Extremely based, Godpilled, and checked.

>> No.17487942

US has no testing capacity. They've been mailing samples to the CDC in Atlanta. This weekend is primed for bad news.

>> No.17487943

Serious question, I’ve got some puts on Ford that don’t expire until end of March. I’m way up today, hold or sell?

>> No.17487945

>>17487934
To spite you.

>> No.17487946
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17487946

SO THAT
WE
MAY
SURVIVE

>> No.17487949

>>17487911
>nvda up fucking 2.5%
god damn it i want to get in low

>> No.17487952
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17487952

this silly cunt is humanity's last hope

>> No.17487955

>>17487887
he sounds totally illiterate

>> No.17487959

I hope you guys bought the dip. You're still on time, dump all your savings on your favorite blue chip companies, the only way they can go is up!

>> No.17487961

>>17487757
>he doesn't know about the reinfection/latency rates
ngmi

>> No.17487962

>>17487929
I'm just saying worst case scenario it's still pretty cool.

>> No.17487963

WHO CONFERENCE JUST NOW:
>GLOBAL RISK IS VERY HIGH

>> No.17487965

>>17487933
Not many of us are shorting we are making money off corona pumps retard

>> No.17487967

>>17487806
If SPXS does not break $22 I will hold over weekend.

>> No.17487969

Ludlow is a living meme

Might as well be Cramer up there with his sound board

>> No.17487970
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17487970

Retail is capitulating. Now that they've stolen shares at low prices, expect the news cycle to smooth out a bit and the panic to wane. And you will be left wondering if you should get in. And you will keep wondering as it goes back up.

>> No.17487973

It's slowly starting to come back up
lets see where this goes

>> No.17487975

>>17487933
Last week on thursday night. I sold all long positions last friday morning premarket and swapped to shorts. You didn't see it?

>> No.17487979

>>17487959
Shut the fuck up retard

>> No.17487981
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17487981

kek

>> No.17487983

I can't believe there are still people holding APT calls right now.

Sell that shit before EOD or you're gonna get fucked, nobody is going to hold APT over the weekend, it's a fucking grenade.

>> No.17487985
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17487985

I was +11k last friday.

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>>17487934
This virus won't destroy everything, but we're looking at great returns a year from now at least. I know you're in the acceptance stage of grief, boomer, but it is our turn and you old fucks simply won't stand in our way.

>> No.17487988

i just bought into amd cause it started to go up
hopefully it works out

>> No.17487989

>>17487945
all bears deserve death but you shall be spared

>> No.17487990

>>17487908
>going to rebbit
There’s your problem.

>> No.17487996

>>17487965
Prove it you raging faggot

>> No.17487999

>>17487943
sell, just buy puts every morning if conditions look right. you never know with this retarded market.

>> No.17488000

VIX 49

>> No.17488001

>>17487945
spite-ing strangers bro, that's how we do's it!

>> No.17488002

>>17487949
I sold this morning heh and bought shut that’s in freefall heheh based right?

>> No.17488003

>>17487963
Also WHO
>not a pandemic
>just linked epidemics
>take in refugees
Jesus Christ, fuck the globohomo.

>> No.17488012

>>17487988
dude, sell right now

>> No.17488015

>>17487943
Sell. Your risk premium isn't worth it. Run your quantitative just to make sure. This weekend's news could mean a near bottom.

>> No.17488016

>>17487985
Kek

>> No.17488024

>>17487969
Ahem. Ting ting ting.
Kudlow is awful.
Booyahman is based.
>>17486668
Unfortunately Cramer will probably be dead by the next time there’s an event like this. But he called it not to buy and to sell and raise cash. He’s buying now because he took his CLX gains this morning and his other gains last week and this week.

Dudes calling it
>when’s the bottom? I dunno maybe a major world leader gets sick...

https://twitter.com/thestreet/status/1233407832697004032

>> No.17488028
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17488028

We are at the op of the roller coaster today. HANG ON BOYS, ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

>> No.17488029

>>17487943
Sell that shit, don't get greedy in this market, take what you can get.

>> No.17488031

>he bought yet another dead cat

Please bulls, make me laugh again today

>> No.17488037

>>17487985
You deserve it for being d*Tch.

>> No.17488040

I have disney stock
what should I do

>> No.17488041

>>17488031
To balance out my longs I shorted INTC and EWJ and it’s not even fucking working.

>> No.17488042

2nd dead cat of the day, back down we go

>> No.17488045

>>17487886
I have learned everytime a stock goes down, they sometimes go up again
You can use the stock going up to make money

>> No.17488048
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17488048

>>17487530
Milenial here

it's over

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_reproduction_number

it's fucking over

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu

>> No.17488049

>>17488040
Dude the CEO just quit... What do you think?

>> No.17488051
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17488051

WHY IS THE SPX GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17488052

Is the worst over?

>> No.17488055

>>17487975
Im sure you did mr 2 posts by this ID

>> No.17488054

>>17488040
Sell.

>> No.17488056

This always happens on Friday in a bad week. Institutions are leveraging the calm to boost confidence before they dump at the last hour.

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>>17488028

>> No.17488059
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>>17488003
OY you got a liocense for that post?

>> No.17488061

>>17488040
sell, the CEO fucking left

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17488062

I CANT OPEN ANY POSITIONS ON IG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17488064

Grab some $nCoV (corona.token) and actually make a killing of this virus!

>> No.17488066

>>17488040
do nothing. buy another share every 5 dollars down

>> No.17488067
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17488067

>SPCE is down to early February prices
>TSLA is down to January prices
I want to get off this ride

>> No.17488069

>>17488040
>CEO quit suddenly
>Pandemic will close everything
RUN

>> No.17488071
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17488071

>>17487397

>> No.17488073

>>17487816
i hate losing money more than I like making money. I'm still WAAAAAY up overall investing.

i've never done options and once this corona virus fears subside, I'll start selling covered calls of based KO. someone teach me how to do this and keep my shares of KO

>> No.17488074

>>17487425
just bought some JNJ cheapies, averaging ALL THE WAY DOWN

>> No.17488075

>>17487938
Wont happen for a couple weeks. Look at January when the news first dropped, there was panic for about 10 days, the market dropped & APT soared. Then the following 3 weeks things calmed down until the next wave of bad news 8 days ago. The DOW cant drop 1k everyday otherwise it'll hit 0 in less than a month (not going to happen). The news is going to come in waves & we're just about past the 2nd wave. I have a feeling this weekend the news will be mild & the market will try to stabalize (even rebound) until the next wave mid-march

>> No.17488076

>>17488040
You sell and buy TVIX calls Monday or Tuesday, or do a quick day trade today, but monday and tuesday will be green and then we get another hard dip

>> No.17488077
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17488077

>>17488052
Not even close. And that's good money in a year's time.

>> No.17488084

>>17488064
>buying worthless internet currency when stocks are on sale

>> No.17488085

>Puts have me up 250%
>self half of them to take profit

Do I sell the other half or is this blood bath going to continue?

>> No.17488086
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17488086

>7 new countries infected just announced on fox news

STOP TAKING VACATIONS YOU DUMB CHINESE FUCKS

>> No.17488091

>>17488055
Ok. But alot of people had this called. I lurk here, wallstreetbets, tradingview, and make my charts on thinkorswim.
I mean, a lot of people called this. Stocks were slumping thursday night and the news was breaking of outbreaks out of china...why is this so hard to believe?

>> No.17488093

>>17488067
Considering the rest of the market, thats insanely good. Proves its not a "fake pump."

>> No.17488094

Should I switch my 401k to bonds or hold my mixed domestic stock bags? Pls no bully I'm dumb noob

>> No.17488098

>>17488085
sell then double down my dude
Shit is only getting worse

>> No.17488099

STILL NOT A SINGLE CASE OF CORONAVIRUS IN MONGOLIA WHICH DIRECTLY BORDERS CHINA

WALLS WORK

BUILD THE WALL

>> No.17488102

>>17488085
why not take your extra risk off the table?

>> No.17488103

>>17488076
Does tvix do well good or bad when the stock market does well

>> No.17488110

>>17488094
Anon, just open a Roth IRA and buy Target Date Funds (TDFs)

>> No.17488111

>>17488055
Also your posts reset per thread dude. You need to research. If reddit is euphoric and people are excite about money printing and we haven't had a correction, what is the most likely outcome?

>> No.17488112

WHO CONFERENCE
>IS THERE A WAY TO STOP REINFECTION???
>WE DONT KNOW!

>> No.17488113

>>17487999
>>17488015
>>17488029
Thanks for the prospective bros. Sold that shit for a hefty 206% profit, good reminder to not get greedy

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>> No.17488120
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17488120

Should I cash out or hold until next week?

>> No.17488121
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17488121

2 years down the drain

>> No.17488125

>>17488099
Not a single case in North Korea either. Guess communism works by your logic.

>> No.17488126

CONFIDENCE RESTORED

rambling slurring boomer chats on cnbc

>> No.17488127

>>17488094
if you get employer contribution, let them buy this market dip. if your investing horizon is 10 years, this is just a blip on the screen. DOW 40K in 2025

>> No.17488136

>>17488094
>401k

unless you're near retirement doing nothing is literally the best choice to make right now.

trying to time this shit will get you wrecked.

>> No.17488137

>>17488098
Double down on more of the same puts?

What do you recommend ?

>> No.17488140

Sold my GOLD stock and it went down another 4% right after. Thank you based biz/ for the advice.

>> No.17488143

>AMD retreating again

All is right in the world

>> No.17488147

>>17487850
SARS caused a 10% fall, in a much less pumped market, you really think this is only 20% worse than SARS?

SMOOTH BRAIN

>> No.17488148

>>17488040
I’m holding. Sold half Monday (at a loss)
But it’s not my only stock or anything.

>> No.17488150

>>17488086
and south koreans. and iranians. and italians.
it's fucking everywhere now

>> No.17488151

>>17488059
No meme laws in USA. Yet.

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17488154

>>17488125
not true, they had one and they shot the patient immediately lol

https://www.ibtimes.sg/north-koreas-first-confirmed-coronavirus-covid-19-patient-shot-dead-report-40042

>> No.17488156

holy shit I don't see pumps happening anymore, unless it's after lunch break.

>> No.17488162

>>17488120
Based. You listened to me.

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17488163

Can you see it brother?

Do you see whats about to unfold? Look at the extremely high volume, but share prices aren't moving much - food for thought.

>> No.17488165

>>17488120
cash out

>> No.17488167

>>17488120
Id sell near the end of the day. If the news is mild this weekend, the market will try to rebound next week

>> No.17488169

>>17488140
When to buy gold?
I have been absolutely fucked by metals.

>> No.17488170

ITS ALL UP FROM HERE BOYS

>> No.17488171

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN STONKERINOS NOOOOO NOT THE BORKIN ECONOMY MY HECKIN 401K NOOOOO

>> No.17488179

>>17488112
>"IS THERE A WAY TO STOP REINFECTION???"
>"Yes."
>"Really? How?"
>*A single bang rings through the conference as the dead WHO official slumps over the table, the smoking gun dropping to the ground*

>> No.17488180

what do i buy

>> No.17488186

>>17488154
Jesus CHRIST (based)

>> No.17488187

>>17488171
DAB ON THE BOOMERS HHAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17488188

>>17488086
Chinese tourists are the worst too. Went to the qquarium and this shitstain mom was letting her kid slam on the glass with both hands, people literally cutting in front of you or shoving you see the thing you're looking at. This plague was a godsend to purge the lowest common mouth-breathing denominator.

>> No.17488193

>>17488163
Tell me

>> No.17488194

>>17488171
REDDIT TOLD ME STOCKS ONLY GO UP AAAAAAAAA

>> No.17488200

>>17488180
Food and water

>> No.17488204

>>17488180
nothing, no stocks, no options, go full cash and wait for monday

>> No.17488205

Anons I have an idea
So you have bunch of smaller banks that won't survive a crisis like this if it gets any worse
And if something happens you can claim insurance on your bank accounts if shit happens
So what if you opened up bank accounts at a bunch of smaller banks that are almost guaranteed not to survive a depression. Now you make the accounts and you put int min amount you can in them. Now if something happens you can claim insurance on that account for the money it in and up to 1k.
Lets say you put 5 dollars in 6 different banks. if one fucks up you now get up to 1k legally.

>> No.17488219

>>17488165
>>17488167
those were my thoughts as well. EWY usually takes a shit in the final 30 minutes so I will try and offload.

>> No.17488225

NEW

>>17488218
>>17488218
>>17488218

NEW

>>17488218
>>17488218
>>17488218

>> No.17488233
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17488233

>tfw you make a 10% gain on $ZM while the stock market crashes

>> No.17488243

>>17488205
wtf did I just read?

>> No.17488254

>>17488204
wizard how can i learn what you know?

>> No.17488267
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17488267

Imagine the fucking market when corona hits Germany of GB hard. I mean real hard. Berlin, London.
This ride isn't over

>> No.17488268

>>17488205
The account is only insured up to the value of the account you mong. You'll get your $5 back and that's it

>> No.17488270
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17488270

WHO CONFERENCE:
>Raised to VERY HIGH RISK
>Tests aren't very accurate
>Multiple new countries infected
>We don't know why you can be reinfected

SELL OR DIE

>> No.17488295

>>17488137
That depends on what you bought. Maybe not the same put but possibly a put with a lower strike price or more time until experation. If you do double down I'd keep a certain amount out of the trade so even if it goes tits up you still have that profit

>> No.17488302

>>17488254
>Be retarded
>Pull claims out of your ass based on the consensus here.

>> No.17488317

>>17488205
I'd rather own the Direxion quintuple leveraged short FDIC Insurance instrument (QSCAM) that already does that at 5x leverage

>> No.17488357

>>17488270
Holy shit you can be reinfected

>> No.17488407

>>17487676
You are a fucktard. China has great healthcare and draconian tracking. The rest of the world is FUCKED

>> No.17488410
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17488410

WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17488414

>>17488136
Thanks friend. Will sit on bags as I'm only 25. Just sucks to see such a massive drop in a short period of time.

Side note, I'm looking to get into trading so I can learn with small amounts. I have a fidelity account but I'm still overhwhelemed. Where should I start? Should I use a different brokerage?

>> No.17488416

>>17488357
How are you just learning this now?

>> No.17488433

>>17488357
yeah apparently, the WHO has no idea either

>> No.17488448

>>17487656
Are you retarded?

>> No.17488488

>>17488154
lel. Based. Now that's how you control an infection. Everyone else risks their healthcare works who then in turn infect everyone else.

>> No.17488489

Thoughts on NSDQ100 ?will it close up or down? higher than opening atm

>> No.17488490
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17488490

>>17487933
Monday, decided Friday night, would have liquidated and went bear Friday but I was out in the country getting drunk on expensive single vineyard wine

>> No.17488543

LET THE MARKET HIT THR FLOOR
LET THR MARKET HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MARKET HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE MARKET HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>> No.17488549

Why AMD going up?

>> No.17488562

>>17488154
Quite an efficient way to stop the spread desu.

>> No.17488565

>>17488154
sounds like some memester report desu

>> No.17488568

>>17487933
I shorted shortly before the Monday closing bell. There was no fundalmental or technical reasons to expect a rebound. I was right.

>> No.17488582
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17488582

>>17488549
Because AMDChads buy every dip.

>> No.17488583
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17488583

DAX is closing and so is my position, up 200% in two days. I could have done even better but got nervous and locked in a +/-0 yesterday.
Fuck this market, fuck jannies and fuck bulls

>> No.17488623

Bought more Puts while we ride that -2,2% high
Evening will be brutal

>> No.17488639

>>17488154
I fucking hope Kim fucking dies. Do your best, Corona-chan!

>> No.17488692

EVERYTHING IS RISING

>> No.17488730

uuuhhh......bears?

>> No.17488749

>>17487933
I sold everything two weeks ago, missed out on that retarded pump to ATH but made it for it by researching which American companies had moved manufacturing to China or at least depended on Chinese parts (basically all of them) and buying puts

>> No.17488759

>>17488233
Weak. I have 25% gain on FAZ already. I'm expecting at least 50% return by the time the crash ends.

>> No.17488826

>>17487677
There are many games that aren't as good as the main menu and opening scene of Deuxs Ex.

>> No.17488951

I keep on buying SNSS calls, always do the opposite of what biz says

>> No.17488953
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17488953

APT finna get EXPOSED

>> No.17488974

>>17488270
>>17488357
enjoy not fake news
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-health-japan/japanese-woman-confirmed-as-coronavirus-case-for-2nd-time-weeks-after-initial-recovery-idUSKCN20L0BI

>> No.17489225

To the anon that recommended SQQQ and SPXU, thanks! It's already helped within minutes (being busy at work helped me get into a slight dip today).

Probably going to take some time this weekend and read up on investopedia into articles about how to navigate a bear market as efficiently as possible. Still haven't sold anything even though I'm down 100 bucks (10%). Maybe this is just a blessing in disguise to train my grip and learn to weather storms and DCA down on my positions bit by bit.