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T-15 minutes until NYSE opens for the last day of the week. What are your predictions?

popular brokers:
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basic stock market terminology:
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Risk management: (lame)
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bear/

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
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>>17483865

>> No.17485724

It's going to go up 5%, screencap this bros

I have inside information

>> No.17485735

>>17485724
but anon I can't act on inside information, that's illegal

>> No.17485738
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17485738

A quarter of my portfolio is calls. Why did I do this? I failed to practice "risk management"

>> No.17485748

You didn't listen.

>> No.17485771

>>17485724
I also have inside info that it will drop another 7% today. WHAT DO?

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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyyQ2XRPOnI

>> No.17485795

The US has stated testing kits will not be made affordable.
Pray the gay away Pence is in charge/the fall guy.
Trump failed entirely in propping up consumer confidence.
NYC is still not under lockdown and the market wont really care until it effects them personally.

>> No.17485798

Is this the waiting room?

>> No.17485823

>>17485798
Waiting for Death.

>> No.17485875
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17485875

The saddest words of tongue, or pen

Are these: /pol/ was right, again

https://youtu.be/PYn6tHF9M5Q

>> No.17485878

I'm looking forward to this.

>> No.17485881

>>17485738
>calls at a time like this
nigga wtf were you thinking

>> No.17485882
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17485882

Is this sustainable? I'm not very good at fundamental analysis. Expert opinions only please.

>> No.17485890

fuck me i was waiting for a rebound to buy more puts

>> No.17485891

one minute boys

>> No.17485903

>>17485696
Who else got puts printing today? Gonna be a good friday.

>> No.17485904

DOW 25,766.64 0.00 (0.00%)

>> No.17485913

What are we buying today?

>> No.17485926
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17485926

>>17485696
Turkey to declare war on syria today due to the killing of 40 soldiers!!!!!!!!!!

fucking hell wtf is going on

>> No.17485927

1 second in
DOW 25,027.01 -739.63 (-2.87%)

>> No.17485942

24,974.94
JUST

>> No.17485973

>>17485942
SHE'S PLUNGED TEN FATHOMS ALREADY AIN'T GOT ENOUGH ROPE CAPTAIN

>> No.17485982 [DELETED] 

>>17485927
My debit spreads are spazzing out
what the fuck robinhood?

>> No.17485988

I CAN'T SHORT APT USING DEGIRO, WHERE CAN I SHORT APT?

>> No.17485997

>>17485926
Turkgay won't do noting unless the West backs them

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17485999

FUCKING ALGOS I NEARLY GOT IT

>> No.17486023

Jesus Christ my bank is slow as absolute fuck.
im doomed

>> No.17486036
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17486036

I bought all the viral research and medical apparel stocks I could find lmao

>> No.17486088

>>17485881
I'm a degenerate gambler and I thought gold miners wouldn't be hit that hard :(

>> No.17486099

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17486109

etrade isn't even working anymore lmao

>> No.17486143
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17486143

Robinhood is shitting the bed hard
not even displaying some of my positions

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17486155

>Mfw holding cash right now
Keep selling lel

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17486198

oh fuck my account isn't set up to trade options
i did not account for that.
Guess I'm doing nothing today

>> No.17486200

A big recession occurring right as you become a working adult with disposable income, assuming you can hold a job, is actually really good, right? All my normie friends are freaking out, am I wrong to want it to keep going DOWN DOWN DOWN?

>> No.17486227

>>17486200
>Tfw was going to graduate with my masters this semester
>now have to try to get a job during the recession
Just my luck dude
maybe I'll just go for a doctorate

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>>17486200
Everything is an opportunity fren

>> No.17486244

>>17486200
Nah, me too. It still sucks but its a really good opportunity for me to get started

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guy
we closest every been for circuit breaker

Trigger targets for today:

S&P
Level 1 : -208.51 = 2,770.25
Level 2 : -387.24 = 2,591.52
Level 3 : -595.75 = 2,383.01

Expectation of approximate DOW levels at triggers:
Level 1 : -1,803.66 = 23,962.98
Level 2 : -3,349.66 = 22,416.98
Level 3 : -5,153.33 = 20,613.31

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>>17485696
My brokerage wont load!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH and its not shitty robinhood.

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17486381

jesus christ

>> No.17486408

>>17486200
Absolutely - I have been seething for years that I was born too late to buy in when 2008 happened. This will make us.

>> No.17486427

>>17486408
>This will make us.
*contracts deadly virus*

>> No.17486431
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17486431

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17486453
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17486453

amrn shill are you ok? are you ok amrn shill?

>> No.17486480

>>17486427
Luckily I'm not an old smoker of east asian heritage

>> No.17486516

Everything is so cheap but not cheap enough. I don't even get out of bed for anything less than SOXL at 150 and TECL at 140. Even then, let's see some single digits, boomers! It's the end of the world! Put down those Monster Whites, get off the John Deere and start selling!!

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>> No.17486548

lmfao it's not coming back up over 25000 today, this is a catastrophe

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>>17486537

>> No.17486563

Pulled the trigger on APT puts. Going to buy more next week, but I don't want to regret not getting in.

>> No.17486598
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17486598

i literally cannot do anything right now.
Someone call me when the recession is over

>> No.17486617

....
Savanon....
.....
Pendy.....
....
....

>> No.17486634

>>17485771
No matter what you do, it's insider trading. I have notified the authorities.

>> No.17486649

>>17486598
This is THE strat - hoard cash and wait for the culling to end then buy in and ride on

>> No.17486651

>>17486563
whats your time horizon?

>> No.17486655

>>17485696
>>17485696
>>17485696

**** DAILY REMINDER ****

Go all-in on $nCoV (corona.token) & join #teamvirus

>> No.17486657

WE MOONING

>> No.17486674

>>17486598
>recession
depression*

>> No.17486689

>>17486651
April

>> No.17486743

>>17486689
there seems to be a lot of people buying 2.5 puts. its going to pull back at some point but 2.5? seems a little silly to me

>> No.17486754

If corona-chan is every quelled and the market resumes it’s trend up, which companies/industries are you putting your money on, /biz/?

>> No.17486784

>>17486754
I mean, if it just disappeared this second, you should invest in the companies that lost the most for no reason.

>> No.17486797

>>17486743
Why risk going below historical average when this is almost guaranteed to lose at least half its value?

>> No.17486815

>>17486784
Hard to tell what those are!
I’m thinking stuff like MSFT and NVDA since they are good companies that just got screwed over by corona

>> No.17486855

>>17486815
Companies that rely the most on China are likely the ones that have lost the most value right now. The virus presently represents two things: panic buying of consumer medical apparel, and Chinese instability due to quarantines.

>> No.17486887

>>17486855
Are there any examples in recent times where the market has taken a sharp downturn due to a pandemic?

>> No.17486898

When do we buy cheapies

>> No.17486946

>>17486898
45 days

>> No.17486972

>>17486887
it's definitely not because of the """pandemic""". this is the official smokescreen for the bubble popping.

>> No.17486993

Will door dash be a nutty buy with corona chan roaming the streets

>> No.17487013

>>17486993
you'd be a nut to buy anything right now

>> No.17487030

>>17486993
just dont have Chinese food delivered

>> No.17487035

>>17485696
GOING SUB 25K TODAY
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17487095

>>17486972
You could say Corona-chan was the straw that broke the camel's back. A crash was long overdue, this is just the excusr to push the reset button on the market cycle.

>> No.17487097

Got some TECS yesterday to help stop the bleeding and it's helping...a little. What are some other bear ETFs worth looking at?

>> No.17487125

>>17485696
Why do you open a second SMG thread fucking retard?

>> No.17487214

Slowest thread all week. Did everyone die?

Oh yeah, LCI to $60 :))))))

>> No.17487217

>>17487125
15:19 vs. 15:36
suck my balls faglord

>> No.17487262

>>17487214
because the real thread is here and OP is a huge fag >>17486574

>> No.17487308

>>17485926
It's like Civ IV IRL, when the EU falls apart the nations themselves will start clashing with each other again

>> No.17487309

REAL SMG THREAD HERE

>>17486574

>>17486574

>>17486574

REAL SMG THREAD HERE

>>17486574

>>17486574

>>17486574

>> No.17487317

Post stock mommies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcUBwrvzODk

>> No.17487328

test

>> No.17487341

Imagine everyone who shorted this week

>> No.17487384

I BOUGHT IBIO!!! I DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE!!!!

>> No.17487434

WHY IS SPCE PUMPING
MY FUCKING PUTS AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17487437

NEW

>>17487397
>>17487397
>>17487397

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17487616

*tink tink* Not one for speeches, but I'd like to give a little toast

To Our Lady! May your reign be long and bloody, may you cleanse the Earth of the filth, the bugs and the boomers!

>> No.17487834

>>17487097
Leveraged inverse index ETFs like SQQQ, SPXU