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popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management: (lame)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>>17465348

>> No.17466170

This is it, isn't it?

>> No.17466172
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17466172

>> No.17466173

TIRPFAGS WIN

>> No.17466177

>>17466170
Yes, friend
Sell everything

>> No.17466179
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17466179

Reminder.

>> No.17466180

>>17466170
This is what, exactly?

>> No.17466181

>>17466153
Unironically believe today is a bear trap. Will close flat or higher. No way this fucking thing sheds 10% in 4 fucking trading days. That shit doesn't happen anymore. They will stop it.

>> No.17466182

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMBcXwpJro

Bullish investors rn

>> No.17466183

>>17466153
Fuck niggers, fuck chinks, fuck kikes, and fuck whoever took the hentai out of the OP.

>> No.17466184

savanon....

Pendy....

>> No.17466185

>>17466170
>This is it, isn't it?
yep everything is going to take a 50% haircut

>> No.17466188

I PUT MY HAND UPON YOUR HIP
WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP

>> No.17466190

SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

>> No.17466191
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17466191

is it worth buying puts on all of these shitty pnd biotech memes that are getting pumped because of chink virus or will i just be burning my money?

>> No.17466192
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>> No.17466193

I love my niggas, this market is beautiful.
Short EVERYTHING for tomorrow

>> No.17466194

>DAX almost -4%
wow, didn't expect that to be today, wonder what tomorrow is going to look like.

>> No.17466195

VIX at 33
can't make this fucking shit up

>> No.17466197

>>17466181
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BEAR TRAP IS? YOU CANT HAVE A BEAR TRAP IN A DOWN TREND MARKET RETARD. THATS CALLED A BULL TRAP.

>> No.17466198

>>17466179
true tho. if people wouldn't panic sell this shit wouldn't happen.

>> No.17466205

If people can't get raw material supplies does that mean the people who process the raws are going to start handing out the pink slips?

>> No.17466204

>>17466181
Maybe

>> No.17466207

>>17466190
BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
Biggest V in history incoming!

>> No.17466208

>>17466197
Shut up fag

>> No.17466209
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17466209

THIS IS A FUCKING MASSACRE

>> No.17466214
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>>17466184
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek take that pendulum

>> No.17466215
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17466215

ZOG, DRUMPF, ANYONE, PLEASE PRINT MONEY AND SAVE US AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17466219

>>17466191
Why overthink it just do puts on airline companies. Delta went up a little perfect time to buy

>> No.17466220
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17466220

Bought some TVIX. Who here/BOBO'd/?

>> No.17466223

>>17466193
homie before we go into the night I have to tell you something
I'm gay homie, I've liked you the entire time
KISS ME NIGGA

>> No.17466225

>OGI down 8%
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17466227

What do we close at and what happens Friday?

>> No.17466228

>>17466192
>Ivan The Terrible killing his positions

>> No.17466231

>>17466215
What the world you want more inflation in this economy?

The absolute state of desperate bulls

>> No.17466232
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>>17466197
>downtrend

>> No.17466236
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17466236

>wait for market to bottom
>buy long term calls
>be millionaire in 2022

IT'S EASY ANONS

>> No.17466237
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17466237

>all my AMD profits lost
I should have pulled out

>> No.17466241

>>17466215
printing money right now would be pretty based
consumer spending finna bouta take a beating

>> No.17466244

>>17466237
AMD 80 EOY fren

>> No.17466248
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17466248

>>17466232
>Has to ignore all current economic factors and presents chart memes.

>> No.17466249

>>17466237
Buy more idiot AMD is a great buy rn

>> No.17466257

>>17466153
>-700
FUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17466258

>>17466153
Buy the dip you faggots. When has the market not ever recovered stronger? Unless you are penny stocks you could literally buy anything and make money.

>> No.17466260

>SOXL

Thar she goes. After it goes sub 200 I wonder where it will bottom out?

>> No.17466262

>>17466153
Lol at that fag that said trumps money injection would bring Dow back 1000

>> No.17466264
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17466264

>tfw bought at the peak before the great stock market crash of 2020

>> No.17466266

>>17466232
TY FOR SHOWING ME WHAT HAPPENED IN A 5 YEAR PERIOD. NOW SHOW ME YOUR BUYS.

>> No.17466267

>>17466181
>That shit doesn't happen anymore. They will stop it.
Hahahahahahahahagagbsgdeg egg stat ya ster st hv
It is over.

>> No.17466270
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17466270

The fed couldn't save anyone.

>> No.17466273
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17466273

>> No.17466275

How long until the credit events start rolling in? I give it 3-4 weeks max.

>> No.17466278

>>17466153
who else /waitingforbulltrap/ here?

>> No.17466280
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17466280

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17466281

>>17466214
You needed to rely on a global economic happening for your prediction to come true...

>> No.17466284
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17466284

Oops I just bought 3k of leveraged S&P. I will do the same next week, and the week after, and the week after until my entire 80k net worth is in it.

>> No.17466285

how i stop the shaking of my hands

>> No.17466286

Anything under SPX 3000 is a hell of a deal.

>> No.17466287

>bought intel calls during the dip yesterday and saw a slight profit at close
>surely it will be an easy gain
>this morning
Welp, I'm retarded.

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17466290

you have been visited

>> No.17466291
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17466291

I really believed gold miners wouldn't crash this hard, but apparently I was wrong. This is bad.

>> No.17466293

>>17466284
I'm a bull but you're fucking nuts son. Godspeed and F just in case.

>> No.17466294
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17466294

>>17466273

>> No.17466298
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>>17466286
>Anything under SPX 3000 is a hell of a deal.
Its going to be 2000 next week

>> No.17466299
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17466299

Red dress, red candles

>> No.17466301
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>>17466281
Just STFU it would have dumped there anyway. I should add you to this meme

>> No.17466300

IF THE VIRUS DOESNT KILL TRUMP, A CORONARY ARTERY RUPTURING AFTER SEEING THE STOCK MARKET DOWN AGAIN TODAY WILL.

>> No.17466302

>>17466225
>10% now
STOP FUCKING SELLING HOLY SHIT

>> No.17466303
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17466303

Are zerohedgies finally happy?

>> No.17466306

>>17466284
besser mal leveraged -2x gekauft

>> No.17466309
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17466309

I sold shortly after the open save for some airline puts. I'm out until we get a bounce. God be with you all.

>> No.17466316

DO I HOLD MY PUTS THAT EXPIRE TOMORROW OR JUST CLOSE THEM OUT NOW.

THIS MARKET IS SO FEROCIOUS

>> No.17466318

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

>> No.17466319

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

>> No.17466320

Ironically my only green day since I started """investing""" some weeks ago. Thanks GILD.

>> No.17466327

>>17466181
delusion

>> No.17466328

I have lost almost 30k this week, holy shit.

>inb4 wsb retard deserves it

I (had) about 293k in various ETF's.

>> No.17466329

>>17466303
I'm waiting for the first bank to go bankrupt, then I'll be happy

>> No.17466330

>>17466303
Based herohedgers.

>> No.17466333

Apple will comply with China's new regulation, which require all paid or freemium mobile game to gain Chinese government authorization before they can be distributed within app store China region. Foreign games included.

>> No.17466335

>>17466303
He's been calling for a recession since 2010

>> No.17466339

>>17466181
Cope

>> No.17466340

why is GILD doing so fucking well?

>> No.17466341

https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

thread theme

>> No.17466344

>>17466294
the fuck you on about

>> No.17466347
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>>17466236
Good plan but it took 4 years to come back up from the bottom of 2009 just fyi.
And this time will be worse

>> No.17466351

>>17466340
because I didn't buy. Gibs $ or I will and bring the whole fucking thing down.

>> No.17466352

>>17466303
Site is trash

>> No.17466353
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17466353

>Honey are you coming to back to the cave tonight?
No, never

>> No.17466354
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwOo9xyyDkg

>> No.17466357

>>17466303
Fuck yeah I'm happy. I've been waiting to buy in for like 2 years now. One hundred percent cash nigga. One hundred percent.

Having said that I'd be surprised if we ended red today. The fed literally will not allow it to happen.

Gonna DCA in starting in May. I expect the market will drop 20-30% from ATH between now and then. I'm gonna buy AMD sooner if it hits 40.

>> No.17466359

>SNSS

>> No.17466361

>>17466153
Where to short with options SP500 / stock market generally?
Wanna buy it significant amount.

>> No.17466362

>>17466273
Cope

>> No.17466365

>>17466309
wew those gains

>> No.17466367
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17466367

He bankrupted billions

>> No.17466372

>>17466293
I’m planning leave my money for at least 10 years, so I’m not too concerned with current price movement. But truth be told, I’m slightly worries about a 50%+ drop, but that’s why I DCA.

>> No.17466373

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dont-buy-the-stock-dip-yet-says-goldman-as-it-warns-coronavirus-will-wipe-out-earnings-growth-this-year-2020-02-27
Bulls BTFO by Goldman

>> No.17466379
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>>17466181
I remember my first bear market...


...baaaaad times.


Seriously though, consider hedging yourself with a different strategy or two.

There’s still far too much uncertainty that still needs to be priced in; we’re looking at another week of this shit because the CDC has changed the criteria for testing people for Coronavirus now.

More people tested=more cases=more headlines=more panic in the market

>> No.17466382

>>17466357
you're never going to make it if you're looking at AMD instead of TSM

>> No.17466383

>>17466191
No I’ve made +108% the last 3 days with puts on air and water transportation

>> No.17466385

>>17466357
>IMPLYING THE FED CAN DO ANYTHING BUT CUT RATES - WHICH THEY WONT
PLEASE ELABORATE OH GREAT WISDOM MIND

>> No.17466391

>>17466340
They'll expand their corona medicine test to outside China and is also starting phase 3 testing iirc

>> No.17466390

>>17466329
By the way gold isn't going to be worth shit and your cash won't be either unless it is IN YOUR HANDS. I have 5k in 20 dollar bills at home and plan on getting another 5k soon.

>> No.17466392

>>17466284
Welcher broker? Keine Ahnung wo andere so in DE/EU traden

>> No.17466396

>>17466232
Hey dumbass, that’s called “moving the goalposts”. Enjoy your losses

>> No.17466398

>>17466266
>opposing view
>"SHOW ME YOUR BAGS"
everytime. what are you compensating for? is your dick really that small?

>> No.17466399
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>>17466232
It has happened in 3 fucking days you mongoloid
Keep buying the dip faggot , see how it works out for you

>> No.17466400

>>17466372
>10 years
On a LEVERAGED ETF????? Really? I mean I'm sure the S&P will recover but won't decay make a hole in your pockets?

>> No.17466401

>>17466383
>water transportation
Like what???

>> No.17466402
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17466404
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17466404

>>17466379
THE EASIEST WAY TO CONTAIN A PANDEMIC IS TO NOT TEST FOR IT. TRUMP ADMIN IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS.

>> No.17466407

>>17466379
>won't go to doctors because tests cost $5000
>states will never quarantine because of muh freedom
the absolute state of burgers

>> No.17466409

>>17466385
They literally hand money to banks and tell banks to invest it. They can do that limitlessly and if you think they won't go negative you're an idiot.

>> No.17466411

>>17466392
I’m not german, but degiro

>> No.17466412

>>17466260
>>SOXL
>
>Thar she goes. After it goes sub 200 I wonder where it will bottom out?
Hopefully at $69 so we can all buy calls and be billionaires when this is over
>>17466293
He's gonna make it though. Gotta risk it for the biscuit
>>17466306
Die beste Zeit für eine Hebelwirkung ist, wenn der Markt niedrig ist
>>17466328
Start slowly rolling those ETFs for the leveraged version with successively larger rolls as we go down. You'll be able to add a zero to the end of your humble brags when we see the other side

>> No.17466415
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i am financially ruined

>> No.17466416

>>17466328
Then just hold

>> No.17466417
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17466417

GOOD LUCK CORONACHAN

>> No.17466419
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17466419

26,000 CONFIRMED TO BE THE FLOOR

BUY BUY BUY OR YOU'RE GETTING LEFT BEHIND ON FRIDAY WHEN WE MOON

>> No.17466423

>>17466309
Report to based department for duty.

>> No.17466426

>>17466398
ARE YOU ACTUALLY THIS RETARDED YOU THINK WERE STILL IN A BULL MARKET? MY FUCKING SIDES, THESE ARE THE ANON TRANNIES POSTING THEIR "MARKET VIEWS" WHILE ABSOLUTELY GETTING DECIMATED IN THE MARKETS.

>> No.17466427

WHERE MY ONTX NIGGERS AT

>> No.17466428
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>>17466353

>> No.17466429

>>17466404
it's no different than a flu. you guys are going to feel so dumb when this is forgotten about in 6 months,.

>> No.17466431
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17466431

My holds payoff. If it’s 10x tmr and I’m set to buy a house this summer

>> No.17466432

>could lock up +75% right now
>too greedy to do it
so this is what trading options feels like, huh?

>> No.17466433

>>17466411
oh sorry, can you do options?

>> No.17466435

>>17466415
What are you holding guy

>> No.17466438

>>17466400
If you look at the SSO, the 10 year holding return seems just fine

>> No.17466443
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17466443

>>17466409
>HE THINKS THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

>> No.17466449

What do I BUY?

>> No.17466450

>>17466390
>cash
cash is useless where we're going

>> No.17466451
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17466451

oh no bro...

>> No.17466452
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17466452

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17466435
index funds. also buy the dip

>> No.17466459

Etsy is up!

>> No.17466461

>>17466367
>Reality is.....inevitable

>> No.17466462

HAHAHA TECL AND SOXL ON A FUCKING FIRE SALE

jesus christ I couldn't have dreamed of getting these motherfuckers so cheap do suddenly, bless this mess

>> No.17466463

>>17466426
Shut the fuck up you little bitch, all you do is shitpost in all these threads and you don't have a single fucking clue what you are talking about, just stop posting

>> No.17466465

EWY Puts 3/6

look into it.

>> No.17466466
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>> No.17466468
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17466468

What if someone already has the cure and vaccine but they’re waiting for DOW to go below 20k before they announce it

>> No.17466467

>>17466450
No you moron it's literally never going to be worthless and if you think youre ever going to be able to barter with gold you're retarded

>> No.17466469

TESLA ABSOLUTELY GETTING BODYBAGGED

>> No.17466470

>>17466451
from up +76.93% to +6.46% in under 5 days lmao this is it. this is the big one.

>> No.17466475
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17466475

>tfw bought AMD for $49/share on Monday
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17466479

>>17466454
>Not in admiral shares with lower fees

>> No.17466481

>>17466401
Ffs I’m not going to give you everything you fuck. Use your fucking head this market is ripe for shorting

>> No.17466482
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17466482

>tfw retards gambling options will lose everything on one bad gamble while comfy HODL bros will double their capital when the market recovers after Corona ends
Laughing at you all

>> No.17466484

>>17466463
THE COPE

>> No.17466485

>>17466372
Dawg, don’t hold leveraged ETFs for long term. You’ll lose at least 1/3 of your money to decay. Just buy and hold VOO if you want a market ETF that won’t rape you with decay.

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17466487

Limit bought my way into 9 shares of this at 12.41. I'm seeing now why I was told to actually wait until the RSI goes back up to 20 for buying. We'll see where this goes.

>> No.17466488

>>17466468
VERY PLAUSIBLE SCENARIO - UNIRONICALLY

>> No.17466489

>>17466449
TECL, SOXL, TQQQ

absolutely guaranteed returns at this point, the boomers are selling them so fucking cheap it's insane, get them NOW

>> No.17466491

>>17466469
when a meme stock is not doing well you know that it's heading down.

>> No.17466494

>>17466468
That'd be a big brain move right there.

>> No.17466495

>>17466454
Thanks dude

>> No.17466498
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17466498

>>17466466

>> No.17466499

>that AMDrop
holy shit, glad I got out

>> No.17466500
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17466500

>miss the bull rush
>money gets in when it started to dip
>first time trading so decided to just buy some spy puts
well this seems ok
do i just leave it here now or what? when do i sell

>> No.17466502
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17466502

at least my ID has Dab innit. That kinda makes me feel better

>> No.17466505

>>17466400
>On a LEVERAGED ETF????? Really? I mean I'm sure the S&P will recover but won't decay make a hole in your pockets?
See here >>17465937. The short answer is with SSO, even if you had bought the very top before the great recession you would have double the money right now and we're obviously already past the top in this market so the returns will only get better and better

>> No.17466506

>>17466462
I'm holding on buying those but I'm definitely eyeing them up n licking my lips

>> No.17466507

>>17466479
VOO and the admiral shares are both 4 basis points

>> No.17466509
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17466509

>>17466426
>>17466443
>>17466469
>>17466488
>BIG FONT COMPENSATE FOR SMALL PENIS

>> No.17466511
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17466511

DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4% DAX -4%

>> No.17466513

>>17466468
>Virus
>Cure

>> No.17466515
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17466515

GENERATIONAL GAME OF CHICKEN
BUY THE BLACK MOLD!
My friends, don't pull the trigger too early. Study the 2008 crash. Buying in at the right time for both the market AND real estate. If you have been stuck renting there may be a chance to get something for a steal. When everything seems hopeless, like the country could collapse for decades and nobody would THINK about buying, that is the moment

>> No.17466520

>>17466361
Bump.

>> No.17466523

>>17466431
Name positions dude what the heck.

>> No.17466525

>>17466469
Call sellers unloading delta hedges

>> No.17466526
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17466526

Wow the buy the dip youtube boys are getting real tetchy itt. Is there a problem???

>> No.17466527
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17466527

>>17466511
SPX is on its way there


Exciting times

>> No.17466534

>>17466505
I guess I should read more so I become unretarded wrt decay.

>> No.17466536

>>17466419
>using technicals instead of in a bear market caused by macroeconomic factors.

Enjoy your losses when the next bad headline sends the Dow through your “floor”, kid.

>> No.17466537

>>17466500
when you feel like the market won't drop further. personally I'm going to sell mine EOD or tomorrow, but I'm a pussy

>> No.17466539
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17466539

We're not going to make it...

>> No.17466540

Oil at 46.50

>> No.17466546

>>17466228
kek

>> No.17466547

>>17466500
Where did you buy them?

>> No.17466549

>he isn't all in on a collection of bear ETFs

>> No.17466550

>>17466467
I'm not a goldfag you fucking troglodyte

>> No.17466557

>>17466316
Your choice. Surely you've made good money by now. You could take it or wait for bigger gains.

>> No.17466558

>>17466513
antivirals and antibiotics are pretty much he only medications that actually cure instead of just control a condition
also not all viral infections have latent states, some can be cured

>> No.17466559

>didn't trust my gut, and sold my puts early
>would have been up like 1000%
Just fucking shoot me dudes

>> No.17466560
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17466560

>>17466180
the bogging

>> No.17466561

>>17466209
spce is holding up relatively well considering

>> No.17466562

>>17466507
Odd, admiral used to be lower.

>> No.17466563

>>17466515
You're not supposed to tell people this I don't want more competition if I buy back in.

>> No.17466565

holy shit AMDchads ryzen a bit down

>> No.17466567
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17466567

Let the good times roll.

>> No.17466569

>>17466558
GILD has the only one close to being possible effective and through trials.

>> No.17466570

>>17466316
i own a few puts that expire tomorrow. i'm holding on as it wouldn't surprise me to see a big flush before the weekend. i'll sell as the last minute.

>> No.17466573

Last week I was able to pick up TECS and sold early this week to swing a few extra bucks. Kinda want to get back in since it looks like this bear shit is for real. Would it be wise to enter at this price, and what other bear ETFs are we thinking about?

>> No.17466575

>>17466537
fug bro

>>17466547
schwab

>> No.17466576

>>17466454
Good call. Also look to the vanguard emerging market etf to utilize even more cyclical gains.

>> No.17466577

Fuck this shit I uniromically get a better ROI at the craps tables

>> No.17466579

>>17466485
Wrong. See >>17465937

>> No.17466581

>>17466523
Spy, appl, sny puts

>> No.17466582

>>17466562
i think VOO used to be 5bps but they reduced it to 4

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17466586

> come back from buying groceries
> AMD down -10%

I'm long on AMD, but the recent days are going to take a while to recover.

>> No.17466587

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

>> No.17466590
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17466590

>>17466509
WHY USE SMALL LETTER WHEN BIG LETTER OPTION TOO?

>> No.17466596

>>17466400
I can't remember who it was I saw on CNBC last week, someone related to the NFL, but he had a 3x leveraged ETF for 8 years. His exact words on it, 'I know you guys only think they should be held for a day, and in the time I've had it it's only given me over 1300% return, so maybe you guys actually know what you're talking about, hahaha.' When I heard that my ears perked up. I'm considering dropping 1k into 1 and letting it sit once things start to bottom out, whenever that is.

>> No.17466597
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17466597

I feel ennui at this moment in time.

>> No.17466599

Right now there are tons of normies who don't know they can short the market, they just witness their porfolio going down

>> No.17466601
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17466601

>>17466559
You had to literally just be yourself mate

>> No.17466603

who would have thought that a debt ridden economy would be bearish to the faintest hints of deflation. CRA-ZY

>> No.17466605
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17466605

DOW TO 25K GET YOUR LUBE READY

>> No.17466607

>>17466562
Vanguard is incentivizing a move to ETFs and brokerage probably because they can outsource it cheaper and let the market run the pricing rather than have thousands of people run a mutual fund.

>> No.17466609

>>17466577
Nigga the stock market IS the craps tables value investing has been dead for 15 years

>> No.17466610
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17466610

DID I NOT SAY THIS WAS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL? AND WERE ONLY 1 HOUR IN. HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTARINO'S.

>> No.17466611

INO? More like kINO!!!!

>> No.17466612

ONLY SOUND INVESTMENT STRATEGY RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc-IswG3w

>> No.17466613

The fuck. I only hear good news about amd but their stock is going down fast af. What did I predict wrong? Are people really that scared of a fucking new flu? As I know TSMC production should not be that bad influence by that. WTF

>> No.17466614

>>17466569
well i hope it's more effective than tamiflu against flu (not very effective)

>> No.17466615

Should I actually just buy puts?

>> No.17466616
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17466616

these companies are just as productive and profitable today as they were one week ago

payday just in time for the sale, feels good

>> No.17466618

at least chainlink is doing ok.

>> No.17466621

>>17466610
Friday.. oh god

>> No.17466624

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

>> No.17466626

IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RIGHT NOW

>> No.17466628

>>17466613
If AMD hits 40 I'm all in. It's going to dominate the next few years.

>> No.17466629
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17466629

SKREEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17466636

shit im scared anons tell me everything's going to be alright i haven't even finished studying i don't want to have to bring the world up again like post-world war europe please

>> No.17466635

HEADING TO ANOTHER -1000 DAY

>> No.17466641
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17466641

>>17466610
the only thing that can stop this madness is quints. Please for the love of God, bless us with the quints of holy revival.

>> No.17466645

WAT IS HAPPNIIING GAAAAUUUYS?!?!!!!

>> No.17466647

>SPCE under 20.
I may be a retard for buying at 36, but at least I sold at 24. Thankfully my other plays more than exceeded that loss. Still. Dumb move. Followed the hype.

>> No.17466648
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17466648

OH NO NO NO THE FLOOR

THE FLOOR

NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17466649

>>17466616
Post it

>> No.17466651

AND
HERE
WE
GO

>> No.17466653

>>17466475
Buy high, sell low

>> No.17466655
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17466655

>>17466379
>WE HAVEBTHE BEST CINTAINMENT STRATEGY, ASK ANYONE

>> No.17466656

>>17466489
I wish I didnt get paid next week. SPLX will be the same.

>> No.17466657
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17466657

its happening?

>> No.17466658
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17466658

BLESSED QUINTS OF HOLY REVIVAL. YOU MAY NOW BUY INTO THE MARKET. EVERYTHING IS OGNNA BE OK AND WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT.

>> No.17466665
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17466665

I SAID, ITS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL

>> No.17466666
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17466666

This is the end of the world, isnt it?

>> No.17466667

>>17466636
Wow. It's really that bad, where we start talking meaningfully?

>> No.17466668

Dont blink because $3000 is going to last 5 minutes. Lmao

>> No.17466669
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17466669

>>17466645
The bubble popped

>> No.17466670

>>17466172
CRASH THE MARKET, CORONA-CHAN!

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17466673

>>17466648
There is none

>> No.17466674

It'll go under 20k

>> No.17466676
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17466676

yesss... YESSSSSSS

>> No.17466681

holy fuck is SPY really going under 3000?????

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17466682

>>17466666
oh dear

>> No.17466683

>>17466666
>66666
Oh boy

>> No.17466686
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17466686

>IT KEEPS GOING LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER AND LOWER

>> No.17466687

>>17466172
GOOD LUCK CORONACHAN

>> No.17466689
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17466689

Too late for AAPL puts? Here weee goood

>> No.17466690
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17466690

>DAX -3.75%
>SPX -3.45 freefalling

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17466691

>>17466666
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
OH GOD PLEASE I DON'T EVEN OWN A RIFLE ANYMORE AT LEAST LET ME MAKE IT TO THE STORE FOR BEANZ DEENZ AND AMMUNEENZ

>> No.17466692
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17466692

WHY CONTAIN IT

>> No.17466693
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17466693

You fuckers need to be more careful with the meme magik.

>> No.17466694

WE'RE ENTERING THE DEBT DIMENSION

>> No.17466695
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17466695

>>17466666

>> No.17466696

>>17466666
END OF THE WORLD. SELL SELL SELL!

>> No.17466700

>>17466666
oh my god it's real

>> No.17466703
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17466703

>>17466665
Based Jw

>> No.17466707
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17466707

Burn.

>> No.17466708

>>17466666
based, outlook good for my holds

>> No.17466710

>>17466561
Is it worth it to pick up spce now?

>> No.17466712

>>17466666
top kek we’re doomed

>> No.17466716
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17466716

>>17466666
KEK is telling us this is just the beginning

>> No.17466717

>>17466693
I GAVE THE WARNING ANON, I AM PRINTING YOU MONEY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE TAKE THIS GESTURE AND PRINT SOME SHEKELS.

>> No.17466718

>>17466690
im so fucking glad i bought some more shorts today even though i wasnt sure
HAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17466722
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17466722

>>17466232

>> No.17466726

>>17466693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAY NOTHING GET REJECTED
MAY NOTHING GET INFECTED

>> No.17466728

Another 1000 point drop this has to be the boomers leaving the market forever. good bye boomers.

>> No.17466731

>>17466717
based how up are you today? You've been spot on. I'm at 30% up overall, 50% cash.

>> No.17466733

>>17466615
Unironically pile into wynn, mgm and aal


Thank me later because it's not too late yet

>> No.17466734
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>>17466648
That's a nice floor you have. It would be a shame if someone broke it.

>> No.17466737

>>17466666
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.17466740
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17466740

>>17466666
Thanks for the cheapies, megasatan.

>> No.17466741
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17466741

>>17466666
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>> No.17466743

WHO DID THAT

>> No.17466744
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17466744

>>17466636
THE END IS NIGH

>> No.17466746

Fuck I got +20 on amd now I'm at -14. I hope that it crashes not that strong. I don't want to wait another fucking year to get it up to the greens...

>> No.17466747

Trump impeachment when?

>> No.17466748

>>17466596
If the underlying index goes down 34%, the leveraged etf goes kaput

>> No.17466754

tfw I will live during the second great depression

>> No.17466756

>>17466710
warrants unlock tomorrow and those shares will be dumped, expect more pain

>> No.17466757
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17466757

>>17466666

>> No.17466760
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17466760

Aaaaand we're back. 26k confirmed to be the floor

>> No.17466761

>>17466748
Not if it's a 2x ETF like SSO. Market ain't dropping 50% in a day and if it does we got bigger problems than our money

>> No.17466764
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>>17466172
God speed, Corona Chan!

>> No.17466767
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17466767

>DAX breaking -4%

>DAX breaking -4%

>DAX breaking -4%

>DAX breaking -4%

>DAX breaking -4%

>> No.17466768
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17466768

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17466770

>>17466728
Remember what you said yesterday and pay for it tripfag.

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>>17466760
The floor is 00000

>> No.17466779
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17466779

This isn’t fun anymore!!

>> No.17466781

What the fuck do I even do with my portfolio now
I'm using the spare investing cash I have to trade put options and that's doing fine, but it's nowhere near burying the losses my portfolio is producing. I'm inclined to just hold and wait for a recovery rather than take the loss - but then if I sell I can throw more at options.

>> No.17466782

>>17466760
>bulltrap
finally

>> No.17466785

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17466788
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>>17466717
You are a tripfag but your digits didn't lie

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17466791

>>17466666
YES!

>> No.17466792
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17466792

WE HAVE TO GO LOWER

>> No.17466793

>>17466760
>-741
Uh

>> No.17466794
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17466794

>>17466728
>>17466770

>> No.17466795

tfw i scalped long SPCE

>> No.17466797
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17466797

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ____ ____ ____, __‘__ ____!

>> No.17466798
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17466798

>>17466666
Meanwhile my boomers are actually up about 3% right now for the week. Damn it feels good to be smart money. Enjoy the apocalypse scrubs.

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>>17466195
Highest since 2011.
You know shit's about to hit the fan when there isn't a since article about all this on mainstream news

>> No.17466802

>>17466748
34% in a single day. Simply not going to happen.

>> No.17466803

liquidated everything to get soxs. i'm ready.

>> No.17466804
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17466804

Faster!

>> No.17466806

>>17466779
YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
>YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
>YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
>YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
>YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
>YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.
>YOU ARE IN A MARGIN CALL. TAKE ACTION NOW.

>> No.17466809

>>17466740
Yup it's going to be the end of the world as we know it. Because we're going to be leading the new world order with gainzzzzzzzzz

>> No.17466811

>>17466198
China shut down, which, definitely, means we're in a recession. Why would the market price assets as X when they're now worth X-Y?

>> No.17466812

>>17466785
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17466813

26k got noped the fuck out

>> No.17466814

>>17466779
Holy shit man

>> No.17466816

So how do I make money in a Bear market if I can't do options or trade on margin?

>> No.17466820

>>17466781
just uninstall the app and reinstall it a year from now

>> No.17466822

Post your mood as a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF24XSYYiDw

>> No.17466824

Why is DAX so turbo shitting itself? any news?

>> No.17466825

NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17466828

>>17466795
Good job

>> No.17466829

The dow just bounced off 26k and might be forming a 15m hammer, but will it hold?

>> No.17466832

>>17466731
UNLOADED HALF MY POSITION OF SNSS YESTERDAY AT 1 DOLLARINO, STILL HAVE 50% AND DEBATING ON WHAT TO DO WITH IT. OTHER THAN THAT I AM IN FULL CASHARINO MODE. I EXPECT THIS TO KEEP GOING DOWN OVER THE NEXT WEEKS AND WILL MOST LIKELY SHORT EACH HIGH AFTER THIS WEEK. WE HAVE ENTERED A MORE 'TECHNICAL ANALYSIS' PLAY OF THE MARKET FROM HERE ON. VALUATIONS DONT MATTER ANYMORE, THE FRENZY IS DYING DOWN. BULLS WILL BE KEKED AND NEUTERED. POSITION CAREFULLY.

NOTE: I ASSESS MY POSITIONS ON A DAILY BASIS ON NEWS THAT COMES OUT, SO I AM WILLING TO SWITCHARINO WITH GOOD NEWS - HOWEVER, THIS IS VERY UNLIKELY IN THE SHORT-TERM. CONTINUE REGULAR PROGRAMMING.

>> No.17466834
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17466834

>>17466666
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17466835
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17466835

>>17466816
Inverse leveraged etfs

>> No.17466836

so yea, unironically thinking of buying a rifle and fishing pole and just fucking off towards the mountains for the rest of my life. What about y'all?

>> No.17466843

>>17466816
Buy VXX or TVIX shares

>> No.17466845

>>17466482
Or how bout diversifying you stupid fuck and winning on both

>> No.17466851

>>17466816
You dont

>> No.17466852

Anyone going to buy more Coronavaccine stocks at the end of the day? Novavax has put me on track to recoup my losses from the crash, things are looking up.

>> No.17466854
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17466854

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY STONKERINOOOOSSSS!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW AM I GONNA BE ABLE TO FEED MY PUPPERINOS?!!!?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17466856
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17466856

It hurts.

>>17466820
Honestly this might be the best idea yet
Just got a fear of missing the moment everything turns around

>> No.17466858

>>17466812
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17466859

>>17466836
I'm making money off of this screw it.

>> No.17466861

>he thinks this is a panic selloff

>> No.17466866
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17466866

>>17466666
oof checked

>> No.17466867

Do you know what is more universaly hated than market slaughter? Tripfag shitposting cancer

>> No.17466872
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17466872

>>17466781
you sit back, enjoy the memes, and check back on your portfolio a few months after it all blows over

>> No.17466874

>>17466666
Sell everything and buy an island and guns
happening

>> No.17466879

>>17466836
I plan to load more money into my account, adapt, and overcome.

>> No.17466881

>>17466822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK-ajMAzNxs

>> No.17466882

>>17466836
Marlin 795 is only $150 at most sporting good stores. It's a 22lr that takes magazines and is really fun to shoot. Worth picking up if you are now a poorfag.

>> No.17466883

>>17466832
Now that LCIguy has pretty much vanished, is this the biggest faggot on /smg/?

>> No.17466888
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17466888

>>17466835
This.

>> No.17466891
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>> No.17466892
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17466892

>>17466241
Printing money into the market would be full retard, equities value is falling in real terms, so the money wouldn't stay in the market, consumer inflation would skyrocket as capital would seek safe harbor in commodities.

>> No.17466893

>>17466883
DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP BRO

>> No.17466895

>>17466353
Oh shit oh fuck why would Qanon do this

>> No.17466897
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17466897

>>17466872
>blow over
So you have not looked at Chinese exports have you anon? The engine is stalled and its not starting any time soon. Shortages will follow in 1-2 months

>> No.17466898

>>17466858
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17466901

I bought SPCE at 37.2, sold at 19

Please say something nice about me

>> No.17466904

any good youtube video about the stock market crash? couldn't find good ones on youtube.

>> No.17466906

>>17466883
Without a doubt.

>> No.17466911

>>17466888
KEKE CALLS IT, BUY LEVERAGED INVERSE ETF'S YOU CANT LOSE WITH ALL THE KEKS TODAY

>> No.17466913

>>17466893
SSNS has done nothing but lose me money
thanks brah
is it supposed to be going to $4 or something?

>> No.17466914

>>17466901
There's nothing nice to say about a retard

>> No.17466920
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17466920

Fellow bears, it looks like this bear run is over. We've had a good run, but now it's time that we let the bulls take charge. Clearly it's over, and we've bottomed out.
Bulls, good luck, you're back in charge.

>> No.17466923

>>17466901
Hopefully you learned your lesson, never trust r*ddit

>> No.17466927

>>17466897
Massive shipping bankruptcies immenant

>> No.17466928

>>17466920
lol

>> No.17466931

>>17466892
>consumer inflation would skyrocket
but that's what we finna need, we're looking at deflation on the horizon bro

>> No.17466930

NEW

>>17466919
>>17466919
>>17466919


NEW

>>17466919
>>17466919
>>17466919

>> No.17466936

>>17466856
What hurts ? Your stocks are literally Worth pennies lol

>> No.17466937

>>17466893
I will in November, right before Trump daddy-dicks Bernie

>> No.17466939

>>17466913
IVE BEEN IN SINCE 0.55, SORRY FOR YOU LOSS HOMBRE. THE WAY SHE GOES.

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17466945

>>17466666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17466949
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17466949

>>17466666

>> No.17466950
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17466950

>>17466901
It’s okay buddy I’m with you

....shouldn’t have sold tho retard

>> No.17466951

>>17466822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEaTBHI3n_Y

>> No.17466956

>>17466892
This

Feds cant help with this. Maybe help most affected sectors get by a few months.

>> No.17466957

>>17466901
You tried

>> No.17466958

>>17466586

Give it 5 years

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17466963

>>17466779
>tfw also /GALT'd/
>tfw /PENDY'd/

>> No.17466964

>>17466607
I honestly feel it more sinister. If you aren't aware, Boggle, the grand daddy of ETF investing has raised issues in the last few years. What he sees now is at least a troubling trend. If the trend continues, companies like Vanguard or BlackRock will be majority owners of say both Ford and GM. When that happens, what sense does it make for Ford and GM to compete with each other?

>> No.17466970

>AMD 10% down
I'm glad I sold yesterday morning.
Still the market is retarded, there's no way it's worth less than 45. I'll be buying back up once it calms down.

>> No.17466991

>>17466856
You can get half shares?

>> No.17466995

>>17466832
That capslock is pretty annoying but you should pretty obviously hold or buy more SNSS

>> No.17467018

>>17466939
Proof or literally kill yourself

>> No.17467019

>>17466666

Your satanic post unironically probably wiped a cool million or so of the market.

>> No.17467022

>>17466693
It isn't meme magic, though that is my favorite word for it. All these events do is show the absolute power of group thinking. Perception becomes reality. From the sweet potato washing monkeys, to /pol getting Trump elected, to this post, evidence abounds.

>> No.17467030

>>17466666
Well that’s it then.
See you all on the other side, I hope we can shitpost in hell together.

>> No.17467047

>>17466995
I did 3/20 calls for SNSS and I’m freaking the fuck out. You think I’m gonna lose it all? Obviously not selling.

>> No.17467076

>>17467047
>asking the shill if you'll lose money
Do you REALLY expect him to say yes? Dumb fucking faggot

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17467082

>>17466666
Yes.

>> No.17467094

Is it time to buy the dip?

>> No.17467110
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17467110

>>17467076
You dumb fucking cunt. I just said I’m not selling my position. Sure he’s a shill but one with high stakes and knowledge in the stock. Why can’t I ask him his opinion for a little piece of mind. Go swallow a god damn bullet piece of shit.

>> No.17467116

I'm waiting for -50%, then buying in

>> No.17467117

>>17466958
>>17466970
I'm going to dollar average once this shitshow is over.

>> No.17467142

>>17466748
'no'

Daily rebalancing, needs to drop 34% in a single day

>> No.17467150

>>17466901
Get. Fucked.

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17467166

>>17466666

>> No.17467168

>>17467094
If you don't fear the algorithms.

>> No.17467178

>>17466920
Hopeful. Just exactly timed like yesterday. I’m gunna go with no

>> No.17467191

Dip is being bought.

>> No.17467197

>>17466666
Kek have spoken! SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17467201

>>17466475
classic /biz/tard

>> No.17467202

>>17467110
Seethe nigger. You've lost 50% today haven't you.

>> No.17467221

>>17467191
Bulls charging 200mph into the trap

>> No.17467229

>>17466610
That you, Greg?
Will we all die in the EU?

>> No.17467267

WTF BEARS!!! I'M DOWN 3% OM MY SOXS ALREADY!!!

>> No.17467269

>>17466666
Put me in the screencap!

>> No.17467311
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17467311

>>17467202
13%

Unlike the rest of you cunts I’m not afraid to show losses and provide proof

>> No.17467312

>>17466666
It’s not the end of the world. It’s only the end of YOUR world.

- Cyborg Superman

>> No.17467315

Traps after traps for both sides zone. They happen to trap those who think very short term.

>> No.17467356

>>17466468
Shhh, don't tell them!

>> No.17467408

>>17467311
Is that all SNSS?

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17467438

>>17467356
but they do have something, DRACO, not that it will be deployed as all funding was halted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQhb1P3sMVs
If someone wants to make mad cash go find this Doctor and fund him

>> No.17467444

>corona lethality in non wuhan china is 0.7%

>> No.17467461

>>17467408
No

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>>17466931
'no'

We aren't talking about 2% here, the amount of money necessary to buoy the market would cause double digit (minimum) consumer inflation, and a MASSIVE commodities bubble that would just make it more difficult to get the economy moving again after Corona Chan is through. Would also inflate away all that debt slavery. Reckless printing would be bad for the economy, and more important (from The Fed's prospective) bad for the Elites

It wouldn't even be particularly good for you degen permabull gamblers as commodities would inflate faster than equities

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>>17466666
FUGGGG :DDD

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17467635

S&P will dip below 3k, party is over, everyone return your hats.

>> No.17467658

>>17467444
>seasonal flu mortality is 0.05% +/- 0.04% and kills so few healthy people it must be estimated years after the fact by 'abnormal' death rates amount faggots and elderly

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17467687

>>17466666
witnessed

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17467707

>>17466666

>> No.17467882

>>17466666
AS WE KNOW IT

>> No.17467884

>>17466540
Is there any way I can buy oil directly without buying those big number future contract?

>> No.17467932

Dude robinhood wont let me withdrawl my cash. It's been cleared months ago and has set as liquid since last Friday and says zero available for withdrawl. Is this to stop bank run panics?

>> No.17467943

>>17466613
It is the market not the production, people aren't in the mood of buying consumer electronics right now, companies aren't in the mood of upgrading their IT system either
Also, even if they can continually produce chips, as long as those computer assembly line in China still remain closed, no one is going to take those chips.