/ang/ - apocalypse now general

[Anonymous No.17462142]

Post your prep kits edition.

This is it anons, it's literally happening. Futures are fucked, the stock market is ruined and crypto is dumping. This is the final happening of our times.

What are you hoarding? Where are you going? How will you transport your gold? Please discuss below.

[Anonymous No.17462157]

S-should I go to the store tomorrow? I only have bread, Gatorade and moldy oranges at home...

[Anonymous No.17462164]

Stack more cooking oil. It can last long and has most calories. Also tabasco for flavour killing.

[Anonymous No.17462173]

>>17462142
>no drinking alcohol

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.17462180]

Also, no mayo?

[Anonymous No.17462194]

>>17462142
>9mm
More like 9ngmi kek
Are you going to be shooting babies?

[Anonymous No.17462202]

What are you going to eat on the second day?

[Anonymous No.17462217]

Just in case, you need 1g protein per 1kg of body weight every day.

[Anonymous No.17462227]

>>17462142
Get some chloroquine. It basically cures it (or at least reduces the mortality rate to something where it's more like 'just the flu bro'). It suprresses autophagy in the lungs etc. which prevents severe injury that buys the body time to build antibodies even if you have a severe case. It also seems to possibly attack the virus directly by binding to the RNA & changing the liposomal pH of the virus membrane. It's an old antimalarial that your doctor will prescribe you if you ask for it & tell them that you're planning a trip to the jungles of Mexico. They might give you some doxycycline too if you tell them the same thing which can be used if you do come down with pneumonia to prevent secondary bacterial infections, but it messes up your digestion so don't take it unless you need it. Same for the chloroquine, it has no prophylactic action so only take it if you're sick.

[Anonymous No.17462229]

>>17462142

kek

[Anonymous No.17462248]

>>17462217
How many scoops per day? This is critical information. Three? Four? Not... not five scoops, surely not five, right?

[Anonymous No.17462251]

Paracetamol and ibuprofen.
Anything happens, take 1 of both twice a day to fight inflammation.
Works on any part of your body from broken toe to ears

[Anonymous No.17462269]

>>17462248
1 scoop is 22g of protein. You can use it to supplement die, not even everyday, just when you need to. Get your protein from normal food if you can.

[Anonymous No.17462282]

>>17462269
The correct answer was
FIVE
SCOOPS

[Anonymous No.17462291]

>>17462282

[Anonymous No.17462300]

Peanut butter, never spoils, comfort food, tons of calories.
Alergy pills, you will eat something bad and get shock like migrene or stomac pain, take one.

[Anonymous No.17462321]

Guy wire net, cutters and nails.
Army engineers use them to secure windows.

[Anonymous No.17462328]

>>17462217
Meme bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17462349]

>>17462217
so all the burgerlards on biz need to eat 200 grams a day?
120 is more enough for all you non lifting fat fucks. hell,

[Anonymous No.17462356]

>>17462349
hell, even 100 would do it seeing you guys carry barely any lean mass

[Anonymous No.17462366]

>>17462349
Obviously you retard.

[Anonymous No.17462378]

>>17462366
no u

[Anonymous No.17462380]

Just bought a pallet of Marlboro reds...they’re light for travel and easy barter for sure I just can’t stop smoking them

[Anonymous No.17462404]

>>17462380
Based and smoke pilled desu

[Anonymous No.17462416]

>>17462142
>Switch

>>17462380
Smoke em while you got em.

[Anonymous No.17462808]

Not my heckin switcherino

[Anonymous No.17462848]

r8

Bottom right is a medkit and the black pail is 120 servings of freeze dried meals.

Not pictured:
>AR15 - 3000 rounds
>other weapons
>silver
>300 candles
>100 lighters
>fat fucking stack of BSV

[Anonymous No.17462858]

>>17462142
awww, how cute. the little guy got his milky wilky cartons. dawwwwww :3

[Anonymous No.17462926]

>>17462848
>100 Bic lighters
I swear when the happening comes there will be thousands of autists running around like little Mexican kids with gum trying to sell lighters.

[Anonymous No.17462944]

>>17462926
>>100 Bic lighters
Not quite. Got 100 cheap crack lighters. I'll be out $15 if I never use them.

https://www.amazon.com/100-Wholesale-Classic-Disposable-Lighter/dp/B07MBPFK1W

[Anonymous No.17462992]

>>17462848
Eating cold food sucks.

[Anonymous No.17463025]

>>17462251
FUCK NO ignore this post, those are antipyretics that will reduce a fever yes but also reduce the efficiency of the immune system.
A higher body temperature makes it harder for a virus to operate.
If a fever develops you drink lots of water and sweat it out. Continue to rest for a time after the fever goes away.
Oxygen tanks with a refill set-up or oxygen concentrators for pneumonia. (or go to the hospital/coof camp)
Antibiotics and or honey hot toddy for secondary bacterial infections.

If you get a fever the worst thing you can do is reduce it, let the body do its thing.

[Anonymous No.17463166]

>>17462142

[Anonymous No.17463168]

>>17463025
I was talking about injuries and inflammations not viruses.

[Anonymous No.17463169]

>>17462142
I wish I could afford that.

[Anonymous No.17463187]

>>17463025
Almost died once because i didn’t treat my fever, i thought my body just getting rid of the infection so why reduce it

[Anonymous No.17463190]

>>17462164
>drinking cooking oil
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

[Anonymous No.17463204]

>>17463187
everyday i wish i will die. but i keep waking up.

[Anonymous No.17463209]

>>17463190
BYYY THE DAWN"S EARLY NIIIGHT

[Anonymous No.17463215]

>>17463204
know that feel bro

[Anonymous No.17463221]

the problem is how do you now when its time to stay inside. there are infected spreading contagion right now that arnet known or confirmed cases. so to be 100% safe you should be in isolation already

but how are you going to skip out on rent or mortgage for the next year and half while the disease runs its course?

[Anonymous No.17463249]

>>17463221
yes the banks need their fiat no matter what.

[Anonymous No.17463253]

>>17462142
>no toilet paper
I hope you have a bidet, anon.

[Anonymous No.17463262]

>>17463253
>I hope you have a bidet, anon.

top kek

he has a hand

one for eating one for wiping

it's his way

[Anonymous No.17463265]

>>17463221
well if you rent or have loans then you are fucked, yes

[Anonymous No.17463278]

>>17463187
take the pills you will feel great in 20 minutes, now the virus will go to work unimpeded

[Anonymous No.17463281]

IDS HABBBENING!!!>!>!?!?!!?

[Anonymous No.17463292]

I dont have a stash, I plan on robbing the greedy hoarders and redistributing to those most in need.

[Anonymous No.17463296]

>>17462944
I think what bugs me about it is the assumption that is made by many that you can buy your way out of hardship or maintain the status quo with enough material goods. Are the lighters to conduct commerce with people? Because there are plenty of ways to make fire that aren't with disposable lighters. If they're for trade then why not use a material meant for trade such as silver coins? If it's beyond that do you want to even trade?

Im not trying to shit on you. This is genuine conversation. I think many anons hear these things that are good, but completely untested and we're all just spending money on useless shit. I used to be kind of a prepper, but found it just takes up space. So I have a many of a few items (dehydrated food, ammo, metals, water storage), but ultimately just try and live light.

[Anonymous No.17463398]

>>17463190
was a discussion on /pol/ some reason about what commercial (Kino etc) popcorn machine 'butter' is actually made of, and how much of this fucking garbage average murican swallows. Never touched it since

[Anonymous No.17463507]

>>17463166
Based boomer.

[Anonymous No.17463540]

>>17463296
>Are the lighters to conduct commerce with people?
Actually didn't think about that. I got them because they're cheap and that'll leave me with 100 usable lighters and after they're dead I'll have 100 flints.

>If they're for trade then why not use a material meant for trade such as silver coins?
I have a little silver, but I don't expect to trade silver DURING shtf. Silver and Bitcoin will be more useful after things stabilize. Because during shtf people are more fucked on needing to eat. It's not likely many will have so much surplus they'll be willing to part ways with food for shinny rocks.