I have no idea what to do

[Anonymous No.17436452]

>stocks crashing
>gold crashing
>crypto crashing

Wtf is going on??? Where do I put my monys?

[Anonymous No.17436482]

NAK and PLM

[Anonymous No.17436505]

>>17436452
money is being put in dollar and yield notes right now.

When the great print starts they will all come rushing out. Better hold gold or crypto then, or even stocks

[Anonymous No.17436514]

Corona virus scare
Buy now when the economy inevitably goes back up

[Anonymous No.17436677]

>>17436452
Everybody's cashing out so they can eat the bills in case of a famine.

[GOAT album No.17437085]

>>17436452
mattress

[Anonymous No.17437115]

>>17436452
gold/fiat crashing
stocks/fiat crashing
crypto/fiat crashing
So, something is pumping

[Anonymous No.17437128]

fiat

[Anonymous No.17437208]

>>17436452
RSR obviously

[Anonymous No.17437229]

Fuck do i sell everything and jsut go into cash? someone pls tell me what to do. im fucking panicking rn

[Anonymous No.17437245]

>>17436452
Into your butt

[Anonymous No.17437304]

>>17437229
Buy PEE PEE POO POO HAHAHAHAH BUTT HAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.17437322]

>>17437229
What’s your panick instinct telling you to do? Ok, now do the exact opposite

[Anonymous No.17437352]

>>17437229
I've been withdrawing the max amount from the atm everday for a while, feels good to have cash. I'd suggest you do the same

[Anonymous No.17437399]

>>17437352
Small bills only??

[Anonymous No.17437424]

>>17437322
Get big tiddy Jewish gf??

[Anonymous No.17437431]

>>17437322
This time its different. You should move your stocks into treasuries, buy enough food supplies to last 6 months. If you can survive the coming pandemic, you can buy back in at the bottom

[Anonymous No.17437577]

>>17436452
With any good market swing there are big opportunities. Mortgage rates are at a major low. Refinance your house now. Buy more real estate. Look at the population trends in your area. If people keep moving west, by land a little further west of where it is expensive

[Anonymous No.17438885]

>>17436452
>Wtf is going on??? Where do I put my monys?
Do you have solar panels on your roof yet?

[Anonymous No.17439127]

>>17436452

NULINK doubled since yesterday.
Just saying..

[Anonymous No.17439233]

>>17436452
don't you have an ally account? transfer half or all of your shit into a money market account for 2% gains while you wait and see what happens

[Anonymous No.17439245]

>>17439233
oops I mean their online savings account which pays 1.6%

[Anonymous No.17439252]

>>17437115
Bank account balances, probably

[Anonymous No.17439278]

Buy biomedical stocks.

[Anonymous No.17439339]

>>17436452
Real estate.
Even if everything goes to shit, I still have a roof over my head and my garden.

[Anonymous No.17439441]

>>17436505
>When the great print starts
where you been since the end of last year.. repo markets? POMO? 85bil today was it?

[Anonymous No.17439455]

>>17439339
until the government takes it because you can't pay 50% property taxes.

[Anonymous No.17439560]

>>17439455
Why not say 1000000% if you're gonna make up numbers?
It sounds much more dramatic.

[Anonymous No.17439586]

>>17437229
BALLS AND WATER SUPPLY AND LAND
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY. MESCALINE AND YOUR MOST DEEPEST OBSERVANCE ON YOUR FELLOW MAN

[Anonymous No.17439602]

>>17437431
You do know that selling stocks is a taxable event?
Of course you don't. You don't even have money.
How about I keep my stocks as they are (index funds to be specific) and use new money each month to buy the dip.
In other words, I'll just stick to my investment plan and not panic sell like a hysterical woman and try to buy the bottom and hope I get lucky.

[Anonymous No.17439645]

>>17437229
Acting emotionally is probably the worst thing you can do. I'm going to hold and not buy anything for a while til this blows over. In other words, buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.17439682]

>>17436452
dude i heard everyone buys gold i heard it tastes really good with beans so even if everything crashes you can still eat it man it is the best thing you could spend your money on trust me i'm not saying this because i get a cut everytime i sell or buy it's because it's the best investment DUDE

[Anonymous No.17439688]

>>17439233
How do you think they can pay you the 2% gain?

[Anonymous No.17439693]

>>17436452
Literally just hold fucking cash I don't know what else to do either. I put $2K into gold and watched it start to dissolve and got spooked back into cash at a $60 loss, whatever, this shit is WAY too volatile right now.

[Anonymous No.17439702]

>>17437229
Ever heard of puts? Short everything and get rich.

[Anonymous No.17439707]

>>17437322
Buy more gold?

[Anonymous No.17439715]

>>17439645
This.

[Anonymous No.17439723]

>>17439278
All my biomeds are solid red though.

[Anonymous No.17439734]

>>17437352
>Doesn't just go inside the bank and withdraw all at once because he'd have to interact with a human, probably female.

[Anonymous No.17439853]

>>17436452
MFW when my Dai stack is still paying 8% interest

[Anonymous No.17440059]

>>17436452
Classic cars
Art
Estate

[Anonymous No.17440308]

>>17437322
>>17437577
>>17439602
>>17439645
Bad advice. Doesn't account for current economic events. The fact that you don't even realize that 21.2% of US imports and 7.4% of US exports are from China, and haven't factored that in shows that you're just talking memes. Expect a 2-3% loss per month MINIMUM unless China goes back to full production. You have to realize prices for materials go up now, some companies will be BLEEDINFG cash, et cetera, et cetera. It's not all panic selling. The stock market isn't just floof and goof. There ARE and WILL BE considerable losses sustained. Cash will be frozen up, some smaller players may fall out entirely if it goes on for too long, this realistically has an exponential effect of economic movement and growth the longer that it continues. You guys already are playing emotionally by brunting actual emotions. You don't understand the markets enough so you direct your emotions to counteract reality, all due to your lack of understanding.

Meme advice should be perma banned.

[Anonymous No.17440746]

>>17436452
up your bum uwu

[Anonymous No.17440767]

>>17436452
Everything bubble was called the everything bubble caused it affected everything, except USD as this is where ppl flee to.

[Anonymous No.17440772]

>>17436452
Food and water

[Anonymous No.17440849]

>>17436514
>scare

it cannot be contained

[Anonymous No.17440904]

>>17437085
based

[Anonymous No.17440996]

Slowly buy in dips with cash. Don't have cash? You should have. With big market run ups like 2020 you should easily have 40% cash or you fucked up. Sell to get some cash. Now just buy dips. If it crashes a lot, like 30%+ starting buying leveraged ETFs and longer term calls. Diversify some in commodities and precious metals.

If you want to actually make money in a crash you could buy inverse ETFs, puts, or even play the vix. Its best to do this on recoveries when people think it might be the bottom, and then sell them on the way down to take profits. Eventually the bottom will be in and you will lose on these trades so you need to take profits. You also can't be wrong and just hold like you can when you're long. So its riskier. Better to just hold cash and buy low imo.

[Anonymous No.17441036]

>>17437115
Respirators and canned food. Tried to buy a surgical mask today, they are sold out everywhere. Respirators go for 50 euro a pop on ebay. Store shelves are half-empty too.

[Anonymous No.17441388]

>>17439645
Not even a trimming? I don't think Coronachan is done with the world or the markets yet. I think March is going to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.17441419]

>>17441388

Yeah you'd be an idiot not to take profits right now. Even if you bought a couple weeks ago you would be up a good amount right now.