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>>17434009

>> No.17435227

>>17435210
spy 300 on the radar

>> No.17435239

>>17435210
spcegang strap in

>> No.17435241

AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAVE MERCY, BEAR-SAMA

>> No.17435242

Minus how many points at closing?

>> No.17435244

>>17435227
ADAMANTIUM support at 3100

>> No.17435249
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17435249

S-SAVANON???

P-P-P-PENDY????

>> No.17435262

All activity in the market regardless of direction is a bullish indicator

>> No.17435283

should I buy AXP or is there a better stock in this area or should I wait for it to become cheaper?

>> No.17435285

>>17435210
Why is the plane crashing into the San Diego convention center?

>> No.17435298

>>17435262
Thanks Blaze

>> No.17435304

3125 was s&p bottom, support was tested during the dip late January. We recovery now.

>> No.17435307

>>17435244
This was just market manipulation. Margins got called and "someone" bought in. The huge volume showed how they wanted to stabilize the market. Otherwise we would see this end at -4%.

>> No.17435309

>>17435285
source: https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Crossed-Badlands/Issue-1?id=35798#2

>> No.17435321

Bulls will be obliterated by the close, have to be insane to be buying here

>> No.17435332

ATTENTION

ALL I HAVE ARE CALLS AND IM OFFICIALLY IN THE GREEN TODAY

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK

>> No.17435337
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17435337

Imagine not buying SPY calls right now, even if only to flip tomorrow during the morning rally.

>> No.17435342

TELL ME YOU BOUGHT THE DIP
I NEED TO KNOW
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
THE WORLD DEPENDS ON YOU BUYING THE DIP

>> No.17435346
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>>17435304

>> No.17435350

>>17435321
>1% recovery
>have to be insane to be buying here
They have already locked in profit you dingus

>> No.17435354

We're up 200 points from our support!!!

>> No.17435358
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17435358

>betting against Standard Oil
electric cars majority are at least 30 years away

>> No.17435359

Puts for APT in August a bad idea?

>> No.17435366
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17435366

-2.5% does not seem that great after you've tasted -3.25%

>> No.17435371
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17435371

make it stop bros
just a little break

>> No.17435377

>>17435239
Buckle up boys, we're hitting an asteroid belt

>> No.17435378

>>17435307
Nah that’s historic support
Pointed out by UBS or something the yesterday

>> No.17435381

>>17435210
$2.5B MOC to sell, vix 30, tick nearly at flash crash level
>markets holding on with a silk thread

>> No.17435393

>"We're asking folks in every sector, as well as people within their families, to start planning for this, because as we've seen from the recent countries that have had community spread, when it hit in those countries, it has moved quite rapidly"

>> No.17435395

>>17435358
Im maternally related to John D Rockefeller

>> No.17435398
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17435398

>have lost $121 the past 3 days
JUST FUCKING KILL ME

>> No.17435409
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17435409

>>17435210
I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover. At least I can spend the few remaining days before this house of cards comes crashing down resting each in that fact that I bought TMDX.

>> No.17435421

>>17435409
>america is going to crumble because there's an iphone shortage
lol ok

>> No.17435427

>>17435398
Stop being a poorfag

I only have a GED and even I dont work for peanuts

>> No.17435428
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17435428

>>17435210
Who is still selling? Whats the big deal about a flu?

>> No.17435438

>>17435378
Different experts literally put this support at every 10 point mark
Yesterday it was 3200 btw.
>“If we see price head through 3200, then it will lead to even higher volatility and risk of a 10% drawdown. The bulls need to defend this level or its good night Vienna,”

>> No.17435440
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17435440

Who else here scaled into the dip?

>> No.17435444

>>17435409
>I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.
I did that at the end of last year and you all laughed at me

>> No.17435445
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17435445

>tfw the real dip has not even begun

>> No.17435448

>>17435409
About time.
This sick earth needs a restart.

>> No.17435450

>>17435409
You can have my calls when DOW hits 30k

>> No.17435455

>>17435421
>still refusing to take the coronavirus seriously

>> No.17435461
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17435461

>>17435421
Hmm I wonder where 95% of our pharmaceuticals come from hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.17435469

>>17435455
>.1% chance of killing me

Alcoholism will get me first

>> No.17435470

>>17435455
Worst case I just go innawoods and shoot anyone who tries to steal my eggs.

>> No.17435481
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17435481

Thank god for EGPT ghost candles, allowing me to exit green and put more money into Bowl America

>> No.17435483
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17435483

>>17435444
Checked, it's just copypasta I stole from some retarded doomer thread kek. Don't feel bad.
>>17435461
More money for GSK, AZ, Merck, Bayer uhhhh... Baxter? They all have U.S. based factories, just sayin'.

>> No.17435489
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>>17435445
I can see the Nikkei going down MUCH further but the US markets are confused right now. I think we may see a normal day tomorrow with a drop as markets open

>> No.17435491

>>17435210
Has the market finally hit the bottom, or is this last second delusion?

>> No.17435494

>SNSS bag holders: the two schmucks who have no idea what the fuck they are doing not taking profits at $1

>me: the suave guy who occasionally has to keep the kids from the big boy table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo1OSqBQYmk

>> No.17435499

>>17435469
15% chance of killing you if you don't get medical attention, and that will cost you thousands in America.

>> No.17435501

Nothing will happen.

>> No.17435504

>>17435469
It’s 2%, which is a factor of 100 more likely to kill than seasonal flu, which comes in at .02%. You have no fucking earthly idea what you’re talking about. The r0 for this is 7, for seasonal flu it’s 1.5. This is much more infectious and lethal than anything we’re accustomed to

>> No.17435509
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17435509

>Iranian vice minister of health infected with corona
Haha
Shits going down soon

>> No.17435513

>>17435210
So I was taking this week off from trading, but I had some free time to log into my platform and just dick around for a little trading small to stay sharp. I see the market has gotten obliterated. I figure okay...okay...I'll check to see what happened, Fed, trade war, unexpected geopolitical issue...no...Coronavirus lol. They're claiming THIS volatility spike is attributable to that? No, fucking way. This market has been on palliative care since the Global Financial Crisis. There is almost zero chance that if the underlying economic structures are healthy that the market should be responding to the coronavirus this way. Either the coronavirus is WAY more fucking dangerous than originally presented, or the market is WAY more fucking busted than they've been letting on. Now back to the pool.

>> No.17435515

>>17435481
Their fingers are probably the creepiest part...
>>17435483
A fine cosplay thot... source?

>> No.17435519

>>17435491
Absolute bedrock anon. You can sleep peacefully again thanks God.

>> No.17435529

>>17435513
>Either the coronavirus is WAY more fucking dangerous than originally presented, or the market is WAY more fucking busted than they've been letting on.
Both. Get ready for the end.

>> No.17435532

>>17435499
>He thinks you have to pay your medical bills

Idiot

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17435545

>>17435398
I'll make you feel better, I'm down 5300 USD in the last 3 days.

>> No.17435549
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17435549

Aaaaand we're back. See, no need to panic. 27,100 is the hard floor.

Stop thinking every little dip is a recession. This economy is golden.

>> No.17435548

>>17435504
Its 2% across the whole population you fuckin moron

A strong male has a .1% chance, this shit just kills old people you brainless bastard

>> No.17435552

how do I into puts?

>> No.17435556
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17435556

>>17435515
Purrblind.
>>17435513
Markets busted and the virus shutdowns interfere with existing manufacturing and transportation. Virus in and of itself isn't that bad.
>>17435532
Based. You don't know how many niggers I treat in the ED who have no ID and no money. If they get free treatment, you should too.

>> No.17435558

>>17435491
Nope, look at S&P. It never confirmed a new trend in its move, this is most likely just a push for vwap or something. It's not a recovery

>> No.17435559

>>17435509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fctowSC1tbI

>It's ok guys, everything is under control!
>*cough cough*

>> No.17435564

>>17435504
Also with some bad seasonal flus, there are already hospitals at max capacity. Perfectly health adults will die from this without receiving medical attention that would normally save them. You low IQ faggots have no idea what is coming, I have medicalfag friends at a local university that are saying this is really bad fucking news

>> No.17435577
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17435577

>>17435481
Rat do I throw in another yang? Two? Three?!

>> No.17435579
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17435579

>I bought the top of VIXY
hahahaha FUCK me

>> No.17435580

It's fucking over. Just completely finished. If this doesn't make Americans swarm into the White House asking for Trump's head, they will be confirmed as literal cattlepeople.

>> No.17435585

>>17435210
In an earlier thread, some anon said "if Dow goes below 27,000 in the next 100 years I'll cut my balls off".

Could someone loan him a pair of scissors?

>> No.17435587

CDC IS STAFFED WITH MORE GODDAMN LIBSHIT COMMIES WHO ARE USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CAUSE TRUMP TO LOSE

--Reuters, AP, my ass Fox News redpill

>> No.17435586

>>17435548
28 year old female doctor in Wuhan died with no preexisting conditions, others have as well. Guaranteed some of the people that died were never diagnosed in the first place so the death won’t go into the total count. Californians have already talked about being sick and everyone is acting as if an epidemic that has a high lethality and infection rate is something to laugh at

>> No.17435588

>>17435249
No worries fren, we can always kill ourselves.

>> No.17435590
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17435590

NOT YET SNAKE

IT'S NOT OVER YET

>> No.17435591

>>17435559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txL647FBHis
If you're bored, watch this old film, hemorrhagic fevers are what you should actually be worried about. Also H1N1, that has killed a few people in my hospital lately.
>>17435564
I have been a physician for 4 years, the virus isn't that dangerous. I'm more worried about seasonal flus than that, personally. Fuck your retarded friends, they don't know shit because they're still in school.

>> No.17435592
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17435592

>>17435559

>> No.17435594

>>17435564
>People take advantage of something to act high and mighty about what they spend most of their time doing

Doesnt make it a big deal

>> No.17435606

>>17435580
Do you have brain cancer

>> No.17435609
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17435609

>>17435577
Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

>> No.17435610

>>17435409
gib source pls

>> No.17435611

ATTENTION: WE ARE AGAIN NEARING THE BOTTOM
PLEASE STRAP IN BECAUSE WE WILL BREAK THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE. THANK YOU.

>> No.17435614

DOWN WE GO AGAIN

>> No.17435616

Any bulls here? What the proper strategy now that we’re in the bear market?

Do I just save on as much cash now, or still do my dollar average cost?

>> No.17435620

>>17435606
I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17435621

>>17435337
This nigga gets it. I'm long on spy. The second we have a good day I'm making thousands.

>> No.17435624

>>17435590
>immediately dumped again after you posted this
kek

>> No.17435626

>>17435586
>This one person
>.1%

Thanks for confirming

>> No.17435630

>>17435545
Racist evil

>> No.17435632

I'm up 2.5% of my portfolio.

>Just checked the DOW, QQQ and S&P
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17435633

We're at support on the SPX right now. If you're gonna buy here, set your first sell at 3200 then buy it back at 3000 which is next support. The drops are going to start getting shorter and we will consolidate within 1 or 2 legs down. Work your trades men

>> No.17435637

Well, bought $2000 worth of gold. I feel prepared for the stock market to crash now.

Watch it completely recover tomorrow just because I bought gold. You can thank me later.

>> No.17435638

Get in the bread lines, faggots.

>> No.17435641

>>17435587
More fair and balance coverage from my foxnews ass
Based

>>17435609
>>17435577
Jesus sunman that much bowling ball? I bought like 6
Marketbuy only of course

>> No.17435642

Don't blame the coronavirus. This is what should have happened at least 2 years ago. The economy was a brittle joke propped up by lies and blindness. All that's happening is that we're discovering just how deep into the garbage we truly were.

>> No.17435645

>>17435585
27K is literally the floor. We've missed it. Best you can do Is buy it here.

>> No.17435647

>>17435637
At least gold is a pretty safe hold.

>> No.17435651

>>17435491
No we going for a ride

>> No.17435654

>>17435421
nuts, bolts, plastic injected molded parts, wires, wire connectors, components
all this type of shit will stop being shipped dude, it's not just consumerist garbage, many US manufacturers use Chinese parts. Many US manufacturers sell loads into China as well, notably CAT and GM.
You are an idiot.

>> No.17435656
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17435656

That disgusting 30 minute pump job. Get over here bull I've got something you need to hear in this woodshed over here.

>> No.17435658

>>17435626
That’s a good anon, just stick your head in the sand and take it out in 2 weeks

>> No.17435659
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17435659

Dow -900 EOD? Maybe we make history and do a double -1000?

>> No.17435663

>>17435249
>... and LIE!

>> No.17435664
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17435664

No one else is buying puts on APT? Shit feels way too overvalued and will have to go down eventually.

>> No.17435665

>>17435659
Hopefully -1000 again

>> No.17435666

>>17435637
Why are you clowns buying gold? Buy fucking TVIX or VXX if you think the market is going down, gold is not a direct hedge.

>> No.17435672

>>17435658
I didnt say you wouldnt die, youre clearly a weakling

So youre right to be afraid

>> No.17435673

>>17435647
Yeah but watching $2000 slowly evaporate will be torture for me. I'm thinking we're in for a serious downturn though, this damage can't be repaired quickly, especially since the fucking virus hasn't even peaked yet.

>> No.17435675

you guys are buying this week right?

loading up on oil right??

>> No.17435676

>>17435647
Until somebody else sells $2 billion worth again tonight kek

>> No.17435682
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17435682

>>17435630
People with light skin color made today's world as comfortable as it is, don't ask me why that is the case.

>> No.17435683

>>17435642
>hurr the basic component manufacturer of the world shut it's doors and stopped nearly all shipments
>this have nothing to do with the coronavirus though
How difficult is life for someone this stupid?

>> No.17435689

Threadly reminder that we are entering a recession.

Market to lose 50%, still a great time to go short

>> No.17435690

>>17435588
Is it over for us?

>> No.17435694

>>17435676
that didn't even cause a huge dip especially since it's been pumping

>> No.17435696
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>>17435675
no

>> No.17435704

>>17435645
kek, spoke like someone born in 2009.
> protip: there is no floor, the floor is a myth. Bottom is always a lot further down than people imagine.

>> No.17435706

>>17435659
The Dow only does double 1000 point losses during end of the world scenarios. Nothing burgers like this result in whipsaw rallies that rape bears on the way up the way bulls got raped on the way down. It's like when Bill Cosby got sent to prison and the rapist became the rappee.

>> No.17435707
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17435707

AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!

expect +1000 tomorrow and +1500 the day after

>> No.17435728

>>17435704
Except when its not, right?

>> No.17435730

>>17435641
Cheryl come to me with money in his hand He offered me, I didn't ask him I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that When I got in, I was in that I was already through that, I had that I had the alley, I went to the alley I went to Bowl America. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger gutter than I just got out of.' I don't want to take my time resetting the pins I got a hot dog and a 12 pound ball And ten or fifteen pins What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for Bowl for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the bowling alley, guy
I decide whos rolls what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybowler somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the strikes
The game is mine
I knock the pins

>> No.17435729

>>17435707
I just need GORO to go up after I bought it on sale.

>> No.17435733

>>17435707
oops, down again

>> No.17435737
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>>17435706
Absolutely dude, that's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17435738

>>17435706
I'm fairly new to /biz/. Are all your tripfag this fucking annoying?

>> No.17435741

>13 tick candles of ym
>who the fuck are the retards who buy these up spikes when they've already gone 50 pts
>they're about to go down
>every time

>> No.17435742

>>17435696

oil is on sale this week

you should really consider buying some

>> No.17435745

>>17435707
this post didn't age well

>> No.17435747
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17435747

SELL SELL SELL
SHORT SHORT SHORT
LIQUIDATE LIQUIDATE LIQUIDATE

>> No.17435755

>>17435707
I fucking love this meme

>> No.17435759

>>17435706
don't get fixated on the number. 1000 today is like 500 in 2007. Back in 2008 it was up and down 500 points several times.

What will probably happen now is the same thing that happened then....
> big drop
> suckers "buy the dip"
> their $ can't compare with the professional $$$$$
> it drops more
> suckers are locked in

>> No.17435763

>>17435730
Audibly laughed at work

>> No.17435768

>>17435738
Yes. Pure cancer.

>> No.17435772

Broke through the bottom again. Beautiful.

>> No.17435775

27,000 is the hard floor

BUY THE FUCKING DIP OR YOU'RE NGMI

>> No.17435778

>>17435709
>>17435759

Sorry, didn't notice your name. I thought you were a genuine idiot, I didn't realize you were being edgy.

>> No.17435780

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 26k club here we goooo

>> No.17435779

>13 tick LMAX ym contract swings track the 13 WMA
>bounce like fucking clockwork on or near the 89 WMA
>honorable Ichimoku runs this shit
efficient markets heh heh

>> No.17435787

>>17435759
DOUBLE THOUSANDS BITCH

>> No.17435791
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17435791

This is how you make money in a high volatility bearish trend, gentlemen. The green lines are horizontal support and resistance. If you are above the green line it is support. When you break through it, it becomes resistance. When you break through one of the green lines, expect a bounce when the price touches the next line. Buy before then and sell at the previous green line which was the previous support and has now become your new resistance. Do not over buy and do not over sell. When you sell at resistance, be ready for the price to break through the next support and take the profits and principle from the previous sell and buy at that new support. Wash rinse repeat. Never sell completely out as you'll need to have something to profit from when we eventually go all the way back up.
Nobody knows how long this will last but you can make money in any environment and this is the easiest way for noobs who are either afraid to or can't short to profit from a high volatility bear environment

>> No.17435797
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17435797

THERE
IS
NO
FLOOR

>> No.17435798
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DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT!!!

>> No.17435799
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17435799

OH NO WE GOT TOO CONSUMER CONFIDENT BROS

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>>17435737
>We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction.
yes.

>> No.17435805
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17435805

Oh no no no

>> No.17435809

27 is the floor.

>> No.17435814

We will be in the green tomorrow and Thursday before tanking Friday. No one will hold over the weekend with such high probability of bad news.

>> No.17435816
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BEAR-SAMA!

>> No.17435817
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>>17435799
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17435820

>when you fully scale out of positions you've held onto for far too long

Finally.

>> No.17435827

I guess I should be glad I'm only down 5% but it's my first red day in a long while.

>> No.17435829

>>17435791
Oh bro nice lines totally gonna put thousands of dollars at risk because some faggot drew some shitty lines on a chart real good advice

>> No.17435831

>>17435814
so should i buy the dip now and sell on thursday?

>> No.17435833

>>17435491
We won't hit the bottom for MONTHS, literally. We're only just starting to feel the supply construction, and China's Corona hasn't even peak (March-April). Nippon & Korea won't be peaking for a month or two after that, to say nothing of the rest of the world.

The bottom is realistically 25-50% of the ATHs (50-75% fall)

>> No.17435834

Today has been fun, thanks for the laughs

Ive had days where I lost 50%, like at least 10 of those days in the last year. I've learned a lot. That didn't happen today. I didn't lose today. I'm getting better at this and days like this prove it.

I certainly have lots of room to improve, but as far as I'm concerned I could lose money for 20 years, but at some point I'll stop losing money and then it will be entirely worth it. I see the path. My all-time is in the green. I got this. I'm exceeding my own expectations.

>> No.17435835

hate to tell you, the chinese virus was designed to reset the world currency !!! USD
buy, everything but... over priced assists

>> No.17435836

>>17435799
RIP

>> No.17435838

>>17435455
Nigger this is just a media parading disease like any other one. Bird flu, swine flu, that Ebola news with the growing stronger meme. This will pass too.

>> No.17435839

>>17435829
>Oh bro nice lines totally gonna put thousands of dollars at risk because some faggot drew some shitty lines on a chart real good advice
Then don't

>> No.17435841

>>17435690
I really have no clue. I am holding, and will continue to do so, but I start to feel like a fool. For galt, the virus could mean a delay with everything, for sava, well, great results will still come, but there is a chance that no one will care, and we have yet to see non-chink death rates for the elderly.

>> No.17435843

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.17435844
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>>17435814
>No one will hold over the weekend with such high probability of bad news.
Who posted all those pink wojaks on monday then? Despite every sane person here telling them not to hodl

>> No.17435846

If it breaks 27000,its unironically game ogre

>> No.17435847

>>17435799
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT

>> No.17435848
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>>17435799

ARG MATEY
YE BEST START BELIEVIN' IN TECH BUBBLES... YOU'RE IN ONE

>> No.17435852

A flashback to those who weren't glued to the financial/news channels back in 2008....

> September 29, 2008
> World is crashing, Congress gets together
> They're going to vote on a measure to save the world
But suddenly...
> they don't have the vote
> there will be no rescue
> how did this happen?????
> Dow plunges live on TV.

I remember this when it happened, it was pretty crazy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se364Msp37g

>> No.17435854

>>17435838
You really haven’t been reading have you? Everyone on this board is so fucking low IQ it’s ridiculous

>> No.17435855

>>17435817
nice framed blacked porn in the background

>> No.17435857

Anyone else just buy mrna :)

>> No.17435861

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>> No.17435862

>>17435838
>JUS DA FLOOO!!

>> No.17435863
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17435863

>from 27,003 to 27,024.

Told you 27k was the floor, pussies.

>> No.17435866

>>17435833
Let me ask you

Do you think anybody besides a small minority of retail investors havent priced that in

Do you seriously see hedge funds scampering to price something in a month from now? After all this fear mongering? After these historic days? With all the writing on the wall?

>> No.17435869

>>17435838
You have been warned.

>> No.17435873

HERE.
WE.
GOOOOO

>> No.17435874

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17435877

OH SHIT IT BROKE THROUGH

>> No.17435878

>>17435863
26,999 now

>> No.17435879
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17435879

Uh oh.

>> No.17435882

>>17435838
Corona wont beat H1N1 in yearly fatalities

>> No.17435885

>>17435852
I didn't see this, I was just starting in 2008 and not paying close attention.
But then after this... the Fed gets together and bails them out anyways, right? God bless democracy

>> No.17435888

>>17435866
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

>> No.17435889

this fucking sell off is nutty

>> No.17435890

THERE IS NO FLOOOOOOOR

>> No.17435891

aaaaand we're back

>> No.17435892

>>17435873
AHHHH I'm GOOOOINGGGG

>> No.17435896
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>>17435863
Well, we're waiting

>> No.17435904

>>17435839
Did you get a dog yet

Glad youre still alive by the way

>> No.17435905

There it goes lmao

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>>17435877

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>>17435791
Some of these fags can't be told. Some of them will save pics have a look themselves then have a think.

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>>17435879
To whom ever sold there....

>> No.17435916

I'm done with the stock market meme. I'm selling everything, cutting my losses, and going back to saving.

>> No.17435918

>>17435852
>only -689 points

>> No.17435921
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>>17435878
t-this is the ACTUAL bottom, r-right?

>> No.17435922

>>17435869
https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2020/02/24/808957041/h1n1-was-the-last-pandemic-heres-why-covid-19-isn-t-yet-in-that-category
You either haven't lived longer than I have or you live under a rock and never reflected on past events. Get a fucking grip or are you waiting for your balls to drop?

>> No.17435924

>>17435513
>underlying economic structures are healthy
Economic indicators lag by months, smooth brain. The economy WAS healthy, then it was visited by Corona Chan, now it's coughing up blood, doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see this bodes poorly for the global economy

>> No.17435926
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17435926

Imagine not going all in on SNSS two weeks ago.

>> No.17435933

>>17435916
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

>> No.17435938
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>>17435838

https://youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM

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>> No.17435939

>>17435738
baggies dumb as shit. Hes a good indicator for stupid money

>> No.17435942
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17435942

AAAAAAND WE'RE BACK.

today and yesterday were just market overreactions. the CDC conference confirmed corona is pretty much contained now. China has almost no new cases.

>> No.17435943

FUCK FUCK FUCK

DO I LET GO OF MY SPCE PUT OR LET IT RIDE

AHHHHH

I ALSO HAVE A CALL

IF IT GOES UP I GET MINOR GAINS EVEN WITH MY PUT ACTIVE

BUT I AM GREEDY

>> No.17435945
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17435945

>dat technical bounce

lmao here we go again

>> No.17435946

>>17435854
>You really haven’t been reading have you? Everyone on this board is so fucking low IQ it’s ridiculous
Shut the fuck up with your condescending faggotry. Go back
>>17435904
I told you where my buys and are and where my sells will be, big shot """trader""". Where are yours? Still trying to clear some eBay inventory so you can afford to fund your Robinhood?

>> No.17435948

>>17435730
I CLOSE MY EYES AND ROLL IT
I GRAB MY BALL AND BOWL IT
I LIGHT THE LANE AND BURN IT
I AM THE PIN I WORSHIP

>> No.17435950

>>17435359
sold my calls at the literal top today. Fellin pretty good about that. Flipped profits into SPY puts. Kek be with me

>> No.17435958
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Am I retarded for buying AMD again

>> No.17435959

>>17435799
>>17435817
kek

>> No.17435961
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17435961

I TOLD YOU ALL THIS MORNING
YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME
NOW WHO'S LAUGHING FAGGOTS

>> No.17435962

NIKKEI FUTURES ONLY DOWN LIKE 3%
SELL YOUR PUTS AND SWITCH TO NIKKEI
WILL BE A BLOODBATH TONIGHT BEYOND 4%

>> No.17435964
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17435964

APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
APT AT ATH TODAY!!!
>APT AT ATH TODAY!!!

>> No.17435973
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>>17435905
>just a month of gains in a day.... no big deal
>just three months of gains in two days... no big deal
(you are here)
> just a year of gains in three days... no big deal
> just ten years of gains in four days... ARGGGGGGGGHHGHGHASDHQSRGOJ3q40igj34ig1

>> No.17435975
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>>17435958
Yes

>> No.17435976

>>17435885
They passed it within 2 days after a meeting where Uncle Ben explained that the ATMs would stop working in a week and that grocery stores would be empty by the end of the month.

It really WAS an end of the world situation, and it was only by massive amounts of cash injected by the fed that we're still alive today.

>>17435866
Let me tell you something you should be scared to hear... the "experts" on wall street are almost as clueless as the retail investor. They have better information, can react faster, and have skill; but they don't have a crystal ball, and they never prepare for this kind of event because they would leave too much money on the table.

In other words... they act as like there will be no crash because that's how they make money. They bet on being able to get out in a hurry if the crash ever does happen; but they almost always get caught with their pants down.

>> No.17435978

>>17435946
Nah i havent listed any of my inventory im a lazy bastard and im not a big shot im just fuckin with you bro, ill stop if its too much

>> No.17435979

>>17435833
I agree dude, that's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17435982

>>17435958
Nah youre good but you should DCA in

>> No.17435984

>>17435916
Or since you're clearly not cut out for actively trading or whatever you're doing, just buy into an index fund (VOO for example). If you make $2k a month then try to deposit $100-200 every single month, so roughly 5-10% of your salary.
You will be shocked by the result in just a few years.

>> No.17435996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7vnOC4hoY

America's theme.

>> No.17436000

>>17435976
>They passed it within 2 days after a meeting where Uncle Ben explained that the ATMs would stop working in a week and that grocery stores would be empty by the end of the month.
>It really WAS an end of the world situation, and it was only by massive amounts of cash injected by the fed that we're still alive today.
I will never EVER believe this and we should have let every bank fucker burn and hang

>> No.17436003

>>17435918
Again, the numbers are all relative.
"only down 389"
= a 6.19% single day drop in the dow (in 2009)
= a 7.88% single day S&P drop (in 2009)

That would be like being down 2000 today

>> No.17436006

>>17435943
let the greed overflow

we're on the same boat so we can later commit suicide together as well bro

>> No.17436007
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17436007

lmao the floor is literally lava. it's bear season boys.

>> No.17436010

>>17435942
Nigga what? The cdc conference literally said to start preparing for the worse

>> No.17436017

>>17436003
>That would be like being down 2000 today
Versus 1800 in two days.

>> No.17436018
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>>17435916
Noooo... don't go... you're so fun to hang out with...

>> No.17436019

>>17435910
>Some of these fags can't be told. Some of them will save pics have a look themselves then have a think.
Hopefully this will be a learning experience. Like the guys says everybody has a plan until the punch. When the market goes nuts you gotta get on the same page with it and fast.
>>17435978
It's cool man. Yeah it's a shit day and if I were just a blind "hodl le SOXL" guy it would be much worse. I'm a trader and I hold my own. Not saying I'm the best there is but I make a decent amount of money. I know how to hold when times are good and I know how to buy and sell at the right spots when the times call for it. This be one of those times. Truce

>> No.17436023
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>>17435973
>implying I'm not suicidal already
Checkmate fag

>> No.17436025

>>17435800
Holy shit Is that her mom?

>> No.17436026
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>>17435838
I agree, I gotta stop arguing with the non-medfags and zoomers though, it's like talking to a brick wall kek.

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>>17435926
imagine taking off your trip code and making a single post identical to the ones you post with your snns code

Congrats on breaking 1 but you're still a huge faggot

>> No.17436031

>>17436007
How much money did you just lose today?
How are you still solvent?

>> No.17436032

>>17435984
I'm just shit posting, anon. I'm holding till I die.

>> No.17436042
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17436042

A CRASH? YEAH, OKAY. GOOD. NO LONGER WILL BILLYUNAIRES PLAY THEIR WALL STREET GAMES WITH OUR FUTURES.
STARTING TOMORROW, WE WILL BE ROUNDING THEM UP, ONE BY ONE, TO HAVE THEIR SKINS PEELED OFF AND THEM IMMOLATED IN CLEANSING FIRE.
THE BANKS WILL FALL. DO NOT BE CONCERNED. DELETE YOUR TRADING ACCOUNTS, THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING.
THIS WHOLE CHARADE IS OVER. WE HAVE HOUSES, FOOD, AND SUPPLIES FOR EVERYONE.
YOU CAN STOP WATCHING THE CHARTS AND START LIVING AGAIN.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME YOUR PRESIDENT. AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>> No.17436043

>>17435918
On a related subject... in the movie "four days in November", about the Kennedy assassination, there is a line that always catches my ear...

> the stock market, always aware of crisis, PLUNGED 26 points in wild trading.

>> No.17436044

>>17436025
that's her tard wrangler

>> No.17436045

>>17435838
lmao

>> No.17436047

>>17436027
>Congrats on breaking 1
Ackchyually...

>> No.17436046

>>17436010
They literally said "hey, it doesn't hurt to be prepared" and did their due diligence, epidemiologically speaking. Stop fearmongering, nobody here has enough money to pump your bags.

>> No.17436053

>>17435973
This

>> No.17436055

>>17436044
Kek yeah I searched it.
Very pretty though.

>> No.17436056
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>>17436027
I'm not your boogeyman

>> No.17436061

SPCE CHADS WHERE WE AT

>> No.17436065

>>17436042
I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17436066

>>17435841
Do you think at this point I should just YOLO keep buying?

>> No.17436068

Dead cat bounce.

>> No.17436073

AND HERE.
WE.
GO.

>> No.17436074
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17436074

I said I wouldn't play earnings reports again but HERE I AM PLAYING FUCKING EARNINGS REPORTS AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPCE BETTER FUCKING MOON

>> No.17436086

>>17436074
I unironically bought way OTM puts for fun. Good luck to us both.

>> No.17436087

how hasnt spce started plummeting yet?

>> No.17436088

>>17436042
you need to insert a "FURTHERMORE..." before "THE BANKS"
bernie has a lot of dramatic pauses and kind of lilting oratory style

>> No.17436092

>>17436031
You keep enough cash stashed away for 6 months of expenses right? I just pulled a yang out of my checking account and threw it back into the market. Like fuck i'm not even scared.

>> No.17436093

>>17435946
My god you're a faggot...

>> No.17436094

Dow futures down 140 points already.

>> No.17436095
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17436095

Wave goodbye to DOW 27,000, it'll be a long time before we see it again

>> No.17436097

>>17436061
I'm turning off all my devices and will check back tomorrow.
Hopefully I won't have to commit suicide.

>> No.17436101

CLOSING PREDICTIONS ANYONE?

26860 HERE

>> No.17436102

This is the largest two day point drop in history

>> No.17436109
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17436109

So can we invade China now? The kids need a war and maybe we can stop them from accidentally releasing the fucking zombie virus they created for some reason. Think of it like this, once we own China as a vassal state manufacturing will be even cheaper

>> No.17436111

>>17436019
>if I were just a blind "hodl le SOXL" guy
Then stop adopting that persona
It’s pretty annoying and makes it very hard to take you seriously.

>> No.17436113

>>17436074
this time is different, you're about to enter the stratosphere.

screencap this

>> No.17436114

1 MORE HOUR BOBROS LET'S HIT THAT 1K

>> No.17436117

>>17436074
Gambling is a serious addiction and whether you think you got some mad calculations going on or not its important to acknowledge you could literally just lose everything. Obviously I'm not discouraging it, but just mulling over the possibility helps you not throw yourself off a building when you lose most your money.

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17436127

>>17435398
I lost 300$ today just beacuse I bought the AMD dip, dont worry, as long as you have enough money to live for 3 months the market will give it back to you

stay bullish, frend

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17436132

>>17436065
bruh YASSS KING
i don't have a ton but I sold it all in december
What I am VERY EXCITED ABOUT is buying the bottom, which is I think is going to be 30% discount prices, if not even lower. FUCK THE BOOMERS.
2008 took and entire year to hit rock bottom. Expecting some ups and downs.
RETARDS HERE WILL SAY WE WERE WRONG WITH EVERY UP
and then get FUCKED hard again
IT will be VERY FUNNY
Watch me slowly start buying at DOW 20,000
See you on the other side
Start saving! You buy the bottom then you buy the house after the market crashes
THE BOOOMEr RECKONING IS NOW

>> No.17436135

Any good stocks to buy due to the lowered prices? Im thinking AMD of NVDA.

>> No.17436136

I should have bought more LAKE shares, now I'm stuck waiting for GORO to pay off.

>> No.17436138

>>17436114
I thought markers close at 4:00?

>> No.17436140

>>17436101
27001, Bob

>> No.17436144
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>>17436042
see >>17436088
also you never used the words corruption or greed. 0/10

>> No.17436145

>>17436092
A lot of people got burned that way in 2007. It was OK if they held until 2010, but there was a lot of pain in between. See >>17435759

>> No.17436147

>>17436065
I agree so much, this is it.

I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17436150

>>17436135
I sold AMD a little over 57/share. I'd look to reopen in the next day or so, it's possible we haven't bottomed out yet.

>> No.17436152

I bought KO too early, dammit.

>> No.17436155

>>17435337
>>17435621
only because you don't understand how low it's going

>> No.17436158

>>17436135
>buying tech stocks right as they’re about to hotknife down into the core of the earth

>> No.17436157

>>17436140
Oh shit looking good

>> No.17436160

Load up on puts while you can lads

>> No.17436166

>>17435210
How's that whu flu coming along?
I coof on you.

>> No.17436168

Over 1800 down in 2 days. This is the end. There is no bottom.

>> No.17436172

>>17436093
>My god you're a faggot...
A faggot with a lot of money and about to have a whole lot more thanks to liquidity providing dumbfucks like you. Capitulate and cry more
>>17436111
>>if I were just a blind "hodl le SOXL" guy
>Then stop adopting that persona
Are you fucking stupid? SOXL is the best long term hold in town. Nothing about the semiconductor sector or any of the companies has changed despite the current panic. Semiconductors is the largest sector in our economy, the companies have huge moats, fantastic balance sheets, tremendous growth prospects, minimal regulatory challenges, and a product that literally EVERYBODY wants and cannot get enough of. You can hold the SOXL you have for the long term and still trade the current volatility. Oh, that's right, you are probably some broke faggot with $847 dollars in his Webull account so you're more of a "one thing at a time kinda dude". Shut the fuck up and watch how it's done kiddo

>> No.17436177

>>17435499
Are you an 80 year old chink living in Hubei?

>in Hubei Province, the epicenter of the outbreak, the death rate reached 2.9%; in other provinces of China, that rate was just 0.4%. In addition, older adults have been hit the hardest. The death rate soars to 14.8% in those 80 and older; among those ages 70 to 79, the COVID-19 death rate in China seems to be about 8%; it’s 3.6% for those ages 60 to 69; 1.3% for 50 to 59; 0.4% for the age group 40 to 49; and just 0.2% for people ages 10 to 39. Nobody 9 and under has died of this coronavirus to date.
https://www.livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

>> No.17436180

>>17436138
oh fucked up my time zones

>> No.17436182
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17436182

WHERE MY SN(eed)SS BROS AT!?!?!?!

WE THE ONLY CORONAPROOF NIGGAZ ON THE BLOCK

WOOOOOOOOO
O
O
O
O
O

>> No.17436187
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>>17436166
Texas anon :o

>> No.17436191
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17436191

I have been waiting for recession for so long.

TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY BOYS

>> No.17436193

>corona kills all the elderly in China
>it ends up making China stronger in a couple of months

>> No.17436213

>>17436193
It's also killing children so their labor force is going to take a hit.

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17436215

-21%

>> No.17436216

>>17436145
This isn't 1929 K/YZf4Bw, just buy the dip. Literally just fear mongering and fake out shake out.

>> No.17436221

>>17436193
Pretty much. Although I'd hate to be in chinese real estate right now

>> No.17436226

>>17436172
So you know you accept the fact you're a faggot? That's the worst kind of faggot.

Why are you so insecure?

>> No.17436228

>>17436213
The children mortality rate is pretty low. That video of the 3 kids being loaded into a body bag is old, from a different China problem.

>> No.17436230

DING DING MARKET IS CLOSED

WHAT DID YALL N WORDS BUY FOR CHEAP?

>> No.17436234

>>17436074
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S TANKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17436236

>>17436006
IM LETTIN IT RIDE SON

>> No.17436237

>>17436182
only down 3.5% since I quickly got some more SNSS before it hit $1

Now I just need to ignore my portfolio and hold

>> No.17436238

market open tomorrow: -3%

>> No.17436241
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>>17436230
Nothing. I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17436243

Where does it end in Friday? 25k?

>> No.17436252
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17436252

Whats everyone's High/Low point? Investing wise I'm talking profits/losses.

I managed to build up to around 180k on the market then crash it to 5k then back to 130k just in the last year.
It makes for a semi stressful life. But I have developed the ability to not hang myself when I get fucked so thats nice.

>> No.17436251

>>17436213
It's not killing children, funny western

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17436256

LOL THATS ALL YOU COULD DO?!!

ALL I HAVE ARE CALLS AND THATS IT?!

>> No.17436257

Do I sell? I'm up 200% off my puts I bought today. Or do I let it ride?

>> No.17436259

tomorrow is the big bounce. holy shit i am going to make a killing tomorrow

>> No.17436260

>>17436238
B&R my friend

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>> No.17436265

>>17436243
If I didn't know anybody I'd say we'd go back up to 28,300.

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>>17436230
Wait for the floor. You'll be buying brand name cheap.

>> No.17436268

gonna jump in on TSLA at 750

>> No.17436269
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17436269

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 2.21%, worst day in a long time. Everything hard red obv, particularly bowling bawl.
VXX briefly drifted within range of the butterfree I summoned yesterday, he used solar beam and I racked 58% off the spread, wish I was able to fill more. Threw out more VXX buttorfly today, only one filled. I'm gonna be a spread trader now, I enjoy this so much more than anything I've tried in the last 6 months.
A little worried about BWL/A. But remember, a revolutionary war against a modern metropolitan state can only be fought in hell. What's closer to that than a bowling alley?

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>>17436230
Absolutely nothing.

>> No.17436273

>>17436257
SPY gonna drop another 1% before market open tomorrow. I recommend selling tomorrow at open.

>> No.17436276

>>17436230
Just fucking loaded up on AMD, NVIDIA and SPY puts
Tomorrow will make or break me

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17436277

>>17436147
This guy a) fucks and b) fucks. I told my wife and kids the same thing just a few moments ago. I told them that I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17436279

>>17436066
I am thinking the panic may last a few weeks, then it will turn out that it's easy to survive if people actually don't cough into each other's faces, so the initial viral load is not as high. However a lot depends on how much immunity people get after the infection, and how much the virus mutates. I think it has been going on for more than a month in the west already, people just didn't notice because it overlapped with the flu. There's a chance that there is no real immunity and it will come in waves or something. I really am clueless.
You could yolo some into sava and maybe a bit into galt, i guess, but keep some side money for the general bear plays. If i had money, i would wait for next week to see how things unfold.

>> No.17436283

>>17436265
I say friday were at 27.5

>> No.17436285

>>17436273
inb4 news of vaccine manufacturing and distribution plans announced over the weekend.

>> No.17436287

>>17436230
Nothing. I bought yesterday but now im waiting until we find the bottom. Noodle armed traders think selling to cash is somehow going to help them in a pandemic.

>> No.17436291

>>17436241
STOCK UP ON AMMO
MAP OUT ALL THE PRIME CUNNY LOCATIONS FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND'S REPOPULATION
HOARD BEEF JERKY

>> No.17436293

CLX is pretty safe isn't it?
Will MNRA go even higher tomorrow?

>> No.17436292

>>17436269
Up 15% today.

Based BYND just gave me another 1%

>> No.17436294
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17436294

>>17436230
>Buying
>Right now
Lol

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17436300

>>17436269
Yes

>> No.17436305

>>17436216
I should probably ask... are you still in the home that your wife and Suzzanne bullied you into buying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20n-cD8ERgs


Side note to others...

In possibly the worst-timed ad in years, Century 21 ran an ad a month before the housing crash showing a henpecked husband who gets bullied into buying a home he knows they shouldn't buy by his shrew wife and her real estate agent "suzzanne". It was one of the most notorious ads when the market finally crashed.

>> No.17436315

Whats a /biz/ approved trading site?

>> No.17436316

>>17436259
I bought some SPY calls at the end of the day for the fuck of it.. don't see any recovery anytime soon... Just a bounce tho

>> No.17436318

>>17436292
Do you mind if I see your all time

>> No.17436322

>>17436276
>buying chipset companies right as the country that manufactures those chipset is shutting it's doors
not smart

>> No.17436327

>>17436279
There is no way this shit goes unnoticed. We've been testing every dumb addict with the sniffles for everything from Influenza A to fucking MERS. Anybody who presents with flu or URS s/sx of and has negative seros, the infection control people yeet them away. I work in a large city btw.

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>>17436230
got more GORO on sale

either I'm going to make an easy 20-30% by next monday or I'm basically retarded

>> No.17436331

>>17436226
Now you're not even making any grammatical sense. Your best shot at adding meaning to your miserable life is to sell whatever you have so I can buy it from you. Stupid people like you have a purpose and that's what it is.

>> No.17436332

>>17436269
Can I get some more deets on your VXX spread?

I’m just buying some svxy while it’s cheap...

>> No.17436333

>>17436046
what bags am i trying to fucking pump you retard? also, learn the definition of litearlly please, because they didn't literally say that you retard.

""We're asking folks in every sector, as well as people within their families, to start planning for this, because as we've seen from the recent countries that have had community spread, when it hit in those countries, it has moved quite rapidly""

also from the WHO yesterday

“It is time to do everything you would do in preparing for a pandemic,” Dr. Mike Ryan, executive director of the WHO’s health emergencies program

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTysV3EfSyM

>> No.17436334

>>17436322
That is why I bought puts dummy

>> No.17436338

Can I get a thread theme pls

>> No.17436339

>>17436276
Good move hope you make it brother. I'll be making my moves soon as I like to play the long game.

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>>17436193
Yep, only the young, which extends as far as 32 years of age, and the elderly, which starts as early as 33 years of age, as well as the immuno-compromised, which is anyone that doesn't own a nanomachine-reinforced immune system. Only people in these categories are able to die from the virus.

>> No.17436351

>>17436172
Why you getting so butthurt and defensive?

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>>17436291
Based. I'm happy that other anons are scoping out the cunny situation. Personally, I'm concerned that if I don't prepare now I won't have any edge over them when the time comes, that's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17436358

>>17436338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTMw7rEsDk

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17436359

herro /smg/

>> No.17436364

>>17436334
I read it wrong. Thought you bought shares of amd and nvidia and only puts on SPY.

>> No.17436370

THANK FUCK I KEPT MY SPCE PUT HOLY SHIT

>> No.17436372

>>17436351
Legit question? It's my Achilles Heal. I fly off the handle too quickly and I'm working on it.

>> No.17436376

>>17436193
Yep

One child policy was about to catch up to them, they need this demographic shake up, but not as bad as US and Japan do.

>> No.17436385

>>17436241
Shit. How fucked am I as a cellist/programmer?

>> No.17436388

>>17436359
>>17436359
When i was a kid i sprayed my shutters on my house with a garden to fuck with all the bats

I regret nothing given the current situation

>> No.17436392

>>17436338
https://youtu.be/TjWAWcx4xdE

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17436393

>>17436332
Yesterday's was 15.5/16.5/17.5 put spready, closed it at noon 2day exactly. Bought SVXY today as well.

>> No.17436394

>>17436331
One of us is SEETHING, one of us.

I didn't sell at a loss.

Hahhaa look how mad you are!
>All that denial

>> No.17436398

>>17436338
>>17436358

I always prefer the classics. Can't go wrong with the song the band played on the deck of the Titanic while it sank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKsr49csFYk

>> No.17436400

>>17436388
THIS IS THEIR REVENGE

>> No.17436402

>>17436372
Anger is a sign of inferiority

Alphas are always in control so theyre cool headed even in traffic, theyre amused by the angry betas

>> No.17436408

>>17436269
2.2% up
50% cash

>> No.17436410

>>17436405
>>17436405
>>17436405

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17436405
>>17436405
>>17436405

>> No.17436412
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>>17436338

SNSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

Everything else
https://youtu.be/fPe2Xn3emcs

>> No.17436422

>>17436388
Garden hose*

>> No.17436427
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17436427

Presented without comment.

>> No.17436429

>>17436388
You should considering its not from bats but pangolins and even if not that its more likely a bioweapon from a lab.

>> No.17436447

>>17436376
They haven't enforced one child in decades. I have 2 siblings in Fujian and we're all in our 30s, my parents just paid more taxes and fees per extra child.
If anything I hope this stops all those awful peasant diet preferences for bushmeat and animal innards.

>> No.17436453

>>17436327
hmm... was this the case a month ago as well?
As far as I know even now the governments' general solution is just not testing, unless very clear sign of the virus. Say, the person is coming direcly from Hubei and has serious lung infection showing on x-ray. Also, the tests seem to have very high false negativity rate

>> No.17436458

>>17435866
Retarded or just hopped up on hopium? We're still barely off ATHs, no this is not the bottom. No this has yet been priced in.

>> No.17436473

>>17436394
I went in at with $157,162.50 right at support on the /ES. When I sell it at 3200 in the next day or two I'll make $2837.50. That's just one of the trades I made today in one of my accounts. The amount of loser projection I've seen in /smg/ in the last couple of days is comical and it makes me smile know it eats you alive that not only do I make money in a bull run, I will make even more during a bear because I'm just that much better than you.

>> No.17436484
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17436484

*Ahem*

Allow me to contribute to the current state of the market.

*clears throat*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17436509

>>17435633
You heard it here first
Biuy da dip

>> No.17436512

>>17436447
>my parents just paid more taxes and fees per extra child.
Which others were less likely to do, so there’s more people in your parents demographic and fewer in yours than their should be, which isn’t what you want.

>If anything I hope this stops all those awful peasant diet preferences for bushmeat and animal innards.
Kek you must be fucking with me
Not that I disagree

>> No.17436523

>>17436473
Yeah cute man :)

>> No.17436537

>>17436402
How much did you lose today mister "superior"? I will call every one of my trades before making them from here until SPX is back to 3400 and I guarantee I will make orders of magnitude more money than you every single time.
>>17436509
>You heard it here first
>Biuy da dip
No, stupid. Sell da dip
>>17436523
And rich

>> No.17436551

>>17436372
I can’t tell if you’re serious now
But yeah I was serious. You just start throwing around insults unprovoked and it’s odd.

>> No.17436570

>>17436484
My goodness!
Is he okay?

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17436574

>>17436551
>unprovoked
Go fucking kill yourself you piece of shit

>> No.17436584

>>17436269
I was down 2% yesterday and another 2% today. Said fuck it and sold my vanguard fund on the last bounce after the bottom the today. Glad to be out.

I still have some chevron stock, but not gonna sell it because it's barely worth more than it was when I bought it and I know it will rebound eventually

>> No.17436585

>>17436574
That wasn’t me
Get a grip my dude

>> No.17436596

>>17436155
It'll go low but at the end of the day this is just readjustment for the expectation that China misses a lot of orders. The second we flatten and move up my call goes way up in value. Only takes one good day for the next 3 months.

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17436612

>>17436585
This isn't you, bitch? Get a grip on yourself poor loser annoying piece of shit then I might take you seriously.

>> No.17436647

Disney gonna trigger another damn sell off tomorrow LMAO

>> No.17436662

>>17436585
You don't get to insult people then claim you aren't being provocative. Unless you're such a faggot you completely lack any self-awareness. Unselfaware faggot.

>> No.17436676

>>17435882
P&I =/= seasonal flu, smooth brain

>> No.17436694

>>17436662
Gawd you're such a little cry-baby faggot!!

>> No.17436695

>>17436647
I give them credit for their timing. The best time to announce your house is on fire is when everyone else's house is on fire. On normal days this would have been big news. But after a 2-day 1800 point drop and the CDC using the word "pandemic" in their presser, the disney news will get lost

>> No.17436698

>>17436612
No, THAT is me
>>17436662
How are you so triggered by that post? I really hope you’re trolling.

>> No.17436806

>>17435409
Kek

>Implying the rich won't get richer from this little blip

>> No.17436837

>>17435610
>Purrblind

>> No.17436843

>>17435210
Anyone else make 2+% today???

>> No.17437036

>>17436182
sold at $1. it was a good ride

>> No.17437189

>>17436193
Is it a coincidence it hit italy, oldest euro country, and not say young vibrant and dynamic france?