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He Sold the Dip Again Edition

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Previous >>17427220

>> No.17429867

first for amd chads

>> No.17429874

>>17429851
It’s over
Today is the dead cat bounce
We close in the red

>> No.17429875
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17429875

1 minute

>> No.17429878

Let’s see what happens

>> No.17429883
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17429883

no worry frens is under control

>> No.17429886

whatever happens just know i love my niggas

>> No.17429887

OH NONONONONONONONO ITS GOING DOWN

>> No.17429893

AAAAAAAAH

>> No.17429895

MNRA
COCP
AMD
GILD
MSFT
PEAK
MAA
COLD
WM
DE
AWK

>> No.17429899

JAPAN NO

NEW: Japanese woman who was allowed to leave Diamond Princess cruise ship after quarantine has tested positive for coronavirus - NHK

>> No.17429918

Please keep selling guys, I sold at close yesterday. I need it to drop just for 1 min

>> No.17429922

YEAS IM UP 10$ IM GONNA EAT TN!

>> No.17429925

Buy STNG, unless this virus turns into the zombie apocalypse shipping is going to rebound

>> No.17429932
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17429932

how long after market open do i get to see options data? is there a bit of a delay or something? how long does yahoo finance take?

IB is fucking hopeless, why is everything delayed?

>> No.17429936
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17429936

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1232303957407563777

>> No.17429944
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17429944

*flick*
That was a cheeky little pump on the open bulls. Hope it was worth it.

>> No.17429954

>>17429925
Its going to keep bleeding until this shit is over, just like SALT

>> No.17429956
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17429956

Back in the green baby. Thanks for selling me cheapies yesterday boomers!

>> No.17429963

>COE

told yall yesterday

>> No.17429967

>>17429851
Is it time to invest in coffins and crematoriums?

>> No.17429973

>>17429936
Prof of vaccine shit in GB today: a vaccine is at least 6-9 months away even if the chinks are close now

>> No.17429978

Wonder if Berkshire is buying today

https://youtu.be/n5JWyPBM_U4

>> No.17429983

Wait why is it crashing again?
Why is AMD down again?
Why are my calls going down again?
What the fuck is happening?

>> No.17429987
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17429987

Morning /smg/. What did you buy on sale yesterday? I bought LYFT, UBER, CHA, and CHL.

>> No.17429990

>>17429973
So given its current pace, were looking at like 20k deaths worldwide before we BTFO this virus

Laughable desu

>> No.17429992
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17429992

TMDX is back and all is right in the world.

>> No.17429997

BUY KO AND GET COMFY

>> No.17429998
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17429998

>>17429963
>yall

>> No.17430002

>>17429883
You guys are really stretching it now. IT downtime means the apocalypse is nigh? Top jej.

>> No.17430004

>>17429987
It goes against conventional american knowledge, being stuck at home we americans would communicate much more

In china in this situation communication gets restricted

>> No.17430008

>>17429983
Never mind my broker is just fucking retarded.

Fuck Questrade man. Up from market open and tells me I'm in the red.

>> No.17430010

>>17429973
but trump needs the stock market to pump NOW

>> No.17430013

>>17429992
kek nevermind, nobody look at the chart now.

>> No.17430014

I woke up. Are things good or bad right now?

>> No.17430015

>>17429998
1v1 me at the walmart parking lot bitch

502 represent

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17430016

What do I do now? I’m certainly not going to give them niggas that money! Should I claim identity theft?

>> No.17430019

SELL ALL YOUR SEMIS, WE GOING DOWN BOYS

>> No.17430021

>>17430010
Trump can buy my bags for a 20% premium I'll vote for him

>> No.17430028

>>17430016
lmao how does robinhood not have mandatory verification on signup?

>> No.17430029

I'm 30% QQQ and 50%VGRO. What do I buy to play with and/or long term hold?

>> No.17430030

>>17430014
pretty good

>> No.17430033
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17430033

>TFW 20X leverage on bear today
Feels good to finally win lads.

>> No.17430035

Sorry bout ya permabulls, it’s not looking good.

>> No.17430037

>>17430016
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Aaaaahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Reap what you sow you greedy idiot

>> No.17430051

>>17430035
>permabull
>trying to talk shit on daily movement

You dont know anything

>> No.17430055

>>17430029
TQQQ

>> No.17430059

The FUCK is this shit? Why the rally did Gilead cure the disease?

I don't understand how the market can go down in a day on kung flu fears then rebound in only a DAY?
Sure I would expect some buying but shouldn't there be more selling? And why the reversal on YANG?
China is still fucked so what is going on?

>> No.17430066

This bulls/bears battle has to be a top 10 anime fight

>> No.17430070

>>17430059
What rally are you talking about? There is no rally, stocks opened up, now flat

>> No.17430073

>>17430059
the market is retarded

>> No.17430076

>>17430059
It takes like 1/1000th of a second for things to be priced in brah

>> No.17430078

>>17430059
Every worst day ever is almost always followed by a best day of the year.

>> No.17430079

>>17430051
You’re retarded if you’re not hedging your account right now

>> No.17430080

MSFT 185 calls for next month looking decent.

>> No.17430087
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17430087

>>17429874
B&R

Terrible quality bounce at that desu

>> No.17430089

2 cups of coffee and violent diarrhea

Why do i do this to myself

>> No.17430090

>>17430059
the market just sold off lol

>> No.17430093

>>17430059
>rally
what fucking chart are you looking at?

>> No.17430096

>>17430059
No need to get so upset, friend. Just have fun watching the dead cat bounce.

>> No.17430097

>>17430059
>he doesn't know
The US can just pump infinite money into the markets now

>> No.17430099
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17430099

Heh. Nothin personnel

>> No.17430100
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17430100

BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17430101

>>17430079
Believing in long term upward mobility in the market would absolutely not imply anything about your day to day trading behavior you mongoloid

>> No.17430105
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17430105

>it isn't real until you sell
>it isn't real until you sell
>it isn't real until you sell

>> No.17430107
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17430107

Real question, how can people run back to gold after the 3 billion dump that happened yesterday?

>> No.17430110
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17430110

get ready for the morning sell off

>> No.17430111

Uhhhhh.... why are all the articles calling it a rally??? It is only up 11 points for me, market is still under 28k

>> No.17430118
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17430118

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down....

>> No.17430121

>>17430015
270 baby. Y'all northeners alright

>> No.17430124

>>17430111
cause they need headlines to pump it via algos

>> No.17430125

Oh fuck.... Black Gold is getting fucked. Are these cheapies or bags?

>> No.17430133

>>17430002
the point is the top homeland securityfag appears to be getting his info via his PC in his mancave. (or not)

>> No.17430134

>>17430110
I have 2 puts that I need to get rid of before I bother with any of my calls, up or down I win but id prefer this order of events so this is great

>> No.17430136

>>17430111
Because they're written by idiots

>> No.17430137
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17430137

Bears btfo

>> No.17430143
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17430143

IT'S GOING TO REBOUND JUST WAIT

>> No.17430144

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STOCKRINOS! WE WERE UP 0.6% AND THE MEDIA TOLD ME CORONAVIRUS WAS FINISHED!

>> No.17430145

lmfao, they are struggling to keep it at 28k

>> No.17430151

>>17430121
Ayy
>>17430125
Probably unrelated but chile now has corona and thats gonna btfo any kind of mining in that region

>> No.17430156
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17430156

>> No.17430161

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM HELP MEEE AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17430174

>>17430089
Do it everyday but with preworkout

Keeps you thin

Hope you use Robinhood tho lmaoo

>> No.17430178
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17430178

>>17430144

>> No.17430182

Why would anyone sell Gilead now?

>> No.17430190

Why do people like to FUD?

>> No.17430191

In general, people that do mining have damaged lungs as a result of their job, Chile has corona, and their main economic force in my opinion is especially at risk

>> No.17430195

>>17429867
IT JUST KEEPS ON RYZEN, BABY!

>> No.17430196

>>17430182
cause merica fuck you

>> No.17430201

>>17430161
The upward trend is going back down, quick, get the wojacks ready!

>> No.17430204
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17430204

AMD CHAAAAAAADS
WHERE AREEEEEE YOOOOOOUUUUUU

>> No.17430206

>>17430174
Running 5k and exercising to muscle failure 3x a week keeps me thin

>> No.17430208

>>17430195
>still at today's low
>SPY recovered already

>> No.17430217

>>17430182
APT LAKE also sold off

It's people taking profits and the the volatility in these stocks

if you bought at 66 you'd prolly sell. The next catalyst is going to be actual results so people would rather sell that risk of negative.

lots of factors though it could just be one person deep in the name selling a lot. You never know for sure.

>> No.17430224

>>17430204
*Laughs in $45 5/15 call*

>> No.17430230

So, about that SNSS... 0.98...

>> No.17430235

>>17430206
Lemme guess, you do calisthenics


I have a 330 bench, a 400 squat and a 505 deadlift right now

>> No.17430240

SNSS 0.98 LETS GO BABY PAMP IT

>> No.17430242

Got 50 VXX puts... When are we going to get the green.

>> No.17430248

>>17430230
Short at 1.05?? 1.15??

>> No.17430250

>SHAK

This is actual manipulation going on rn. Very solid company.

>> No.17430253
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17430253

>>17430059
>how can the market go up after it goes down down down
Don't try using this you will get fucked. I'm also not implying it will go up today.
http://www.traderslaboratory.com/forums/topic/1694-taylor-trading-technique/

>> No.17430254

>>17430191
That's true for slave labor tier mining
Industrial mining in first World countries is done by giant earth raping machines straight out of Jules Verne

>> No.17430257

>>17430235
I just ate a paczki

>> No.17430260

Why does Cramer suck so much on the morning Squawk? He doesnt really say much, he's low energy, leaves a lot of dead air, & its like the hosts dont even know how to engage him. Is he just not a morning person?

>> No.17430264

>>17430248
Short at never.

>> No.17430268

>>17430217
Makes sense

>> No.17430272

>>17430235
Please don't say those are your 1rm

>> No.17430274
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17430274

Coronavirus is a bioweapon. REPO wasnt used to pump the market, its being used to prop it up while China shits the bed. All part of the plan.

>> No.17430277

>>17429851
>SNSS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

>> No.17430279

SNSS ABOVE $1 LETS GO

>> No.17430281
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17430281

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
SNSS
OVER $1

>> No.17430283
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17430283

Would you consider crypto to still be in the early development phase?

>> No.17430284

>>17430235
A mix of calisthetics and low weight high volume cable/barbell work. I certainly don't train to be a powerlifter.

Bench is 1.5x BW
Squat is 2.5x BW
Dead is 2.5x BW
OHP is 1x BW

Id rather get a lot of reps in, my entire body is double jointed so I focus more on keeping all my joints together lol

>> No.17430286

>>17430206
RIP knees
>>17430235
snap city

Dynamic Tension is the future-proof method.

>> No.17430288

>>17430235
Not bad not bad

>> No.17430293
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17430293

>tfw just bought someones amd call bags

t-thanks

>> No.17430294

>>17430257
Same bro

FAT TUESDAY CATHOLICS WE IN HERE
>>17430264
Oh ok

>> No.17430295

>>17430206
MF exercises that often arent good for you, cut it down to once or maybe twice and have a normal fucking routine for endurance

>> No.17430296

>>17430264
Damn son faith of steel

>> No.17430297

WHERES SNSS ANON CONGRATS DUDE NEXT STOP 100!

>> No.17430298

>he's not taking his profits off snss right now

LEL

>> No.17430301

>>17430283
Yes, it's still very early for crypto. It's definitely not going away.

I only have a few hundred in it but I think you'd be crazy to not get coinbase or blockchain or whatever on your phone and just let a some money sit in one of the top 10.

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The only things saving me are my gold puts, I'm going to do this every time there's a geopolitical crisis and gold paumps.

>> No.17430303

GUYS IM NEW TO THIS SHOULD I BUY 10000 SHARES OF SNSS

>> No.17430305

>>17430286
My knees are great, I don't do anything for ego I exercise to strengthen my body not destroy it

>> No.17430307

SNSS HATING ANON TRANNIES BTFOD AGAIN LMFAO, TRIPFAGS WIN

>> No.17430308

>>17430230
isn't $1 a sellpoint for many people, thereby causing a fall in snss. So short at $1 and buy back at $.9?

>> No.17430309

>>17430303
Obviously yes

>> No.17430313

>>17430105
It depends. If you bought at 30, it drops to 10, and then the company announces they're being bought for 12, it gets pretty real pretty fast.

>> No.17430315

>>17430302
theres that comfy photo again. that was taken somewhere in Oregon wasnt it?

>> No.17430317

>>17430295
You arent me

>> No.17430318

>snssfag was correct
JUST

>> No.17430319

>>17430309
Really??? Is this a troll??

>> No.17430323
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17430323

Oh! Would you look at that!
The 10yr bonds are accelerating to new highs again today.

>> No.17430325
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17430325

HUG ME SNSS ANON, IT JUST SUPRASSED $1! WE CRABBING

https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM

>> No.17430328

SNSS $50 EOW BUYOUT ON MONDAY

>> No.17430331

>>17430230
And btw thank you so much snss anon, made around $1.5k because of you

>> No.17430335

>>17430308
Yes, please short SNSS. I'm looking forward to the short squeeze up to $2.

>> No.17430339

Looks like there were some sellers at $1 but that's fine, some resistance there is expected.

>> No.17430340

>>17430260
He definitely isn't a morning person
He always looks so pasty in the morning

>> No.17430345

>>17430339
How many shares do you own

>> No.17430346
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17430346

>YESSSSSSS I KNOW HOW HUNDREDS OF COMPANIES AND MILLIONS OF INVESTORS WILL BEHAVE BY INTERPRETING THE UPS AND DOWNS OF LINES IN AN AVERAGES GRAPHIC

>> No.17430350
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17430350

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17430353
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17430353

>>17430331
We're all gonna make it frens

>> No.17430358

>>17430346
I stopped using TA and suddenly I stopped losing money

>> No.17430366

>>17430323
its going to ATH at this rate

>> No.17430374

>>17430346
Shh. TA works because people believe it works. It's a beauty contest.

>> No.17430375

>>17430358
>i stopped trading and i still lose money

Fixed that for you.

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17430377

>>17430345

>> No.17430378

>>17430272
Kek

I lift 40 minutes a day and look like a monster

If I was really gunning for it, I'd do smolov or sheiko

>> No.17430381

>>17430358
but muh drawing lines

>> No.17430384

>>17430375
Thanks friend
>>17430378
What kind of monster

>> No.17430387
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17430387

>>17430377
The Mad Man finally did it.

>> No.17430399

>>17430284
My knees used to be double jointed till my squat broke bodyweight

Stretch just enough to keep the pressure off your knees but not enough to swing past 95°

>> No.17430401

>>17430381
MACD and RSI and Volume can certainly be useful, but overall its just better to be a wizard maniac that knows what direction the world is going

>> No.17430403

To buy AHT, or wait for more corona chaos...?

>> No.17430406

>>17430377
time to take your profit my dude
cup and handle or some shit idk

>> No.17430414

>>17430384
>>17430378
Fat "powerlifter"

>> No.17430415

>>17430401
>macd
but what setting
>rsi
but what setting
>volume
yes

>> No.17430419

>>17430377
Do you think it will hit $2

>> No.17430421

>>17430377
Congrats bro, respect

>> No.17430429

>>17430406
Literally never happening. I'll sell my shares when a company buys them out.

>> No.17430432
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17430432

THEY SAID CORONA WAS CURED WHY IS EVERYTHING SO RED? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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17430433

>gymfags

/fit/ is that way

>> No.17430434

>>17430377
Hopefully you sold already

>> No.17430436

>>17430399
My squat is 2.5 bodyweight, I have generalized ligamentus laxity

It's nice in that snap city is a myth for me but dislocations quite common

>> No.17430439

>>17430384
The sugar free one

White, tall, considerate, less exciting but more sustainable (unlike my 30% options gains this month amirite?)

>> No.17430440

>>17430415
RSI is daily and 30 using a weighted moving average
only use it on the daily's too
build the indicator yourself and learn to tweak the equation

>> No.17430441

>>17430406
He has been invested for so long he can never sell now. It will go down to .30 and he will dca with it. It could go up to 10 and he still wouldn't be able to bring himself to sell

>> No.17430442

>>17430377
>inb4 crash back down to 19 cents

>> No.17430443
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17430443

ALL THE ANON TRANNIES WHO LAUGHED AT SNSS FAG FOR BUYING AT 0.50 NOW WANT TO BUY AT $1 FUCKIN KEK MY SIDES

>> No.17430448

>>17430419
Yes, it will go a lot higher than $2. It will get there a lot faster too. We'll likely be around $1.2 when the data comes out, and then it will shoot past $3
>>17430421
Thanks fren

>> No.17430451

This volatility, whew. Absolutely has to be big selling here

>> No.17430455
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>>17430429

>> No.17430460

IT JUST DIPPED BACK UNDER 28K AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17430462

>>17430439
6ft 1, 150lbs here

Deceptively low weight, people regularly refuse to believe im under 185

>> No.17430465

>>17430387
Can't believe it

Why wouldn't he post his bags tho

>>17430414
I'll admit the lifts aren't exceptional for my weight but that's because I'm 6'4" @ 12% bodyfat and work 50 hours

>> No.17430473

>ITM on SNSS calls and they don't expire until July

Niiiiice

>> No.17430479

Chinese vaccine progress on CoronaChan:
'Research assistant Chang pls consume bat soup gunk variant for grorious motherland'
[Chang drinks everybody stares at him]
That's it.

>> No.17430484

>slowly climbing
I feel my life force being restored, my calls are recovering, my cheapies are gaining...

It's also hilarious watching the high volume selling at market open right before market climbs again, you get what you fucking deserve you panic boomers.

>> No.17430487

>>17430448
Ok I am going in on 10000 pump it now senpai

>> No.17430490
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I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>> No.17430491
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Oopsie whoopsie!

>> No.17430497

>>17430436
>Common
Spoooky

>>17430462
I'm deceptively high weight. Everyone guesses I weigh 185 cuz I'm lean enough but I weigh over 250

I'm by far the biggest dude in my gym lmao

>> No.17430500

>>17430460
S&P down for the day

>> No.17430501

DOWJONES(0.00%)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17430514

>>17430491
Kramer.jpeg

>> No.17430515

>>17430497
Its fine since the ligaments are so stretchy it doesnt cause me any pain and also means the ligaments are way less likely to tear

I got that harry houdini flexibility

>> No.17430525

>>17430491
Some fucking boomer has a cold! quick! Run to the news and spread panic! Shut down the entire country because some boomers might die!

>> No.17430526

TRUMP BETTER TWEET AGAIN ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE

>> No.17430530

>>17430432
Trump meant ebola

>> No.17430532

>>17430440
ill stick with volume profile but appreciate the response

>> No.17430535
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17430535

FUCKING PPT; YOUR PUMPING DID NOTHING

>> No.17430536

>>17430497
Whats your frame like? At 6ft 1 my wingspan is 77 inches

>> No.17430540

>>17430432
What cure? They just announced a fast track for human trials for the vaccine.
The fear yesterday was a possible new mutation appearing in Italy and South Korea.

>> No.17430543
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17430543

Happy for you SNSS bros
dont do penny stocks myself, but good on you!

>> No.17430544

>i am down 10% on TMDX

Its a small hurt. But it hurts nonetheless.

>> No.17430546

>>17430530
except he mean CV, but had to retract it because there is no vaccine and trump admin would get shat on their chest for publically declaring something that isnt true

>> No.17430549
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>>17430230
Thankyou for everything fren

>> No.17430554

>>17430500
We're almost at yesterday's lows
Can we break through?

>> No.17430555
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17430555

IT KEEPS FALLING

>> No.17430558

WE ARE ENTERING FREEFALL, STRAP IN FELLAS IF YOURE NOT IN SNSS. OTHERWISE ENJOY THE RIDE UP PRINTING FREE MONEY.

>> No.17430560

>SPY about to crash through yesterday's low
I WAS TOLD IT WAS JUST A FLU

>> No.17430562

>>17430536
6'4", medium shoulders, barrel chest, 79" wingspan, blond German/scand heritage

I have a 36" waist but legs need a 40" or bigger so I don't tear them lmaooo

>> No.17430563

>.50% until i get into the red today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.17430564
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17430564

Feelin fine

>> No.17430568

>>17430530
He clearly meant to trick the robotraders by talking about a vaccine but only later clarifying it was ebola
He's playing NaN D chess

>> No.17430570

>>17430554
>>17430558
And we're through! Goodbye stock market!

>> No.17430579

-10% BY END OF DAY ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.17430581

>>17429899
Why is Japan so shit when it comes to quarantine or anything related to medicine?

>> No.17430582

>>17430248
No retard hold till buyout

>> No.17430584

>in the red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>> No.17430585

>>17430562
I too am scand/german and blonde

AB negative bloodtype

>> No.17430590

WHERE IS MY GREEN GOING?

NO NO NOOOOOOOO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

>> No.17430594

>>17430536
I actually hit 275@6% bf for my wedding day

My suit which was ordered a size large was tight day of

>> No.17430598

WTF VXX isn't reversing. It's all ogre. This is what happens when you try to do business with Pajeets. Trump should have lurked /biz/ and learned from Bitconnect.

>> No.17430601

Repeat of February 3rd, 2018

>> No.17430608

Need SPCE to hit like 30 today and need GILD to hit like 68 today and then after that I need everything to go up

Make my dreams come true

>> No.17430612

>>17430585
I don't want your blood lmaooo

I think my dad has that tho cus he gets harassed to donate

>> No.17430617
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>>17430598
>even bagholder is saying it is over
POST ALL OF YOUR PINK WOJACKS NOW

>> No.17430621
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17430621

>That initial balance.
Hnnnng.

>> No.17430622

>>17430594
doubt.jpg

My biggest was 194 but it was all alcohol and only took me 2 months to get back to the 150s

>> No.17430628

What the fuck is happening?

>> No.17430629
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17430629

Thursday
>buy the dip
Friday
>buy the fucking dip
Monday
>buy the fucking dip you retards
Tuesday
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17430630

>cheapies
zoom out, retards
we will need a good 50% correction before anything becomes "cheap", congrats on buying the start of the crash

>> No.17430633
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>>17430617
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17430635
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YES WE'RE GREEN AGAIN GUYS!!!

>> No.17430637

>>17430612
>Dont want my blood

You would if you knew how much people paid for it lol

>> No.17430638

>>17430307
A story as old as time

>> No.17430639

>lost 7k yesterday
>on track to lose 3k today

Glad i went with index funds.

>> No.17430643

UAL crashing with no survivors. Also tough day for AAPL, wonder how long the king flu is gonna impact this market, everything going to shit.

>>17430581
Too invested in tech and anime to focus on other stuff.

>> No.17430644

>>17430635
based

>> No.17430654

>>17430630
Braindead

>> No.17430655
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17430655

HE DIDNT LISTEN
HE DIDNT BELIEVE
I WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
I WOULD ARGUE IT OUT
HE DIDNT LISTEN

>> No.17430656
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Oof. I think I will try and avoid looking at my portfolio for the coming days/weeks. When is it safe to look again lads?

And any last tips before I log off?
>inb4 short everything

>> No.17430661
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>>17430629
I told them.
They didn't listen.

>> No.17430662

>>17430639
Why even pay attention to day to day movements if you have index funds

>> No.17430663
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>> No.17430664

I've got $10k I've been saving for a market downturn so I can go all in. Do I do it now, or hold off another day?

>> No.17430665

>>17430656
Sell it all. It's over.

>> No.17430666

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO THE FUCK TOLD US TO BUY THE DIP?

>> No.17430668

>>17430073
>the market is retarded
This.
If you try to apply any conventional "logic" to the market you will LOSE. The market is RETARDED. It functions as such. Imagine THE most retarded person you can in real life, and trade like they would, and you will win.

>> No.17430671

>It's March 20th I've been shaking, watching MSNBC all day waiting for them to tell me it's alright. The skin on my arms is bruised and bloody. Felt like a dose of morphine when I heard them say it's just a flu again today for the 60th time.

>All is well. I turn off my television, the only light source in my living room, and open /smg/. "NOTHINGBURGER" I type in one final time before I check the markets.

>My heart instantly flatlines as I simultaneously have a stroke and heart attack. A ticker flashes across the screen.

>"Warren Buffet confirmed infected with COVID-19"

>> No.17430674

>>17430628
>>17430629
BUY THE DIP

>> No.17430680

>>17430664
Is 4% the market downturn youve been waiting for?

>> No.17430681

I'm 58% cash now. Lots of options though.

>> No.17430682

>>17430656
SELL. NOW.

>> No.17430685

Jesus christ it doesn't end.

>> No.17430686

IT'S OVER. THE VIRUS KILL EVERYONE AND THE STONKS WILL BE USELESS AHHHH

>> No.17430688
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>30Y at 1.79%

>> No.17430690

I AM TELLING YOU ALL RIGH NOW


ALL IN ON GOLD IF YOU WANT TO BE GREEN, ALL IN ON GOLD

>> No.17430691

>>17430686
so would banks though

>> No.17430695
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>That breakdown in the C print.
How does it feel to be getting rekt?

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>> No.17430699

>>17430656
Verkoop alles voor het te laat is

>> No.17430701

>>17430656
all the other anons are right, sell all and just get the current gains. it will get worse.

>> No.17430708

>>17430654
oh please enlighten me with an example of an asset that became cheap as a result of a 5% index dip? the only cheapies you will find are stuff that are already cheapies or in cryptoland

>> No.17430709

Snss anon probably a millionaire now.
Why even live?

>> No.17430712
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17430712

>everything green this morning
The calm before the storm...

>> No.17430716

ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO SOXL ANON, IS HE STILL ALIVE. PLEASE REPORT IN.

>> No.17430724

>>17430655
Bulls btfo

>> No.17430726

>>17430662
because I hate myself. it's also why I come to 4chinz.

>> No.17430732

>>17430549
>195%
and you're just getting started

>> No.17430734
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want off this ride!

>> No.17430741
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17430741

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BULL TRAP
NOW YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR GREED

>> No.17430745

YOU TOLD ME TO BUY THE DIP
WHAT THE FUCK, BROS?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17430747

>>17430661
I LOVE YOU CORONA-COIN

>> No.17430749

Wow, S&P up over 10 points from the low today!
I'm thinking we're back! Haha right?

>> No.17430750

>>17430716
/sipping/ his corona while you faggots panic

>> No.17430756
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17430756

> mfw AMD

>> No.17430759
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>>17430665
>>17430682
>>17430699
>>17430701
>Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful

t. Buffett

>> No.17430765

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY IS IT STILL FUCKING DROPPING
MAKE IT STOP JPOW

>> No.17430767

Thx GILD for being the biggest winner today in my portfolio.

>> No.17430769
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>>17430759
Stocks go down, stocks go up. You can't explain that.

>> No.17430771

>>17430765
Time to sell

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17430779

Hey, what the fuck? Today was supposed to be "Rebound Tuesday".

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>actually being able to dab on zoomer fags who aren’t yet able to recognize a clear dead cat bounce

Based

>> No.17430787

>>17430708
I refuse to repeat myself

>> No.17430792

Some acceptance has been found below value around the 3200 handle. If you're looking for a time to get short, do so now.

>> No.17430794

>>17430779
No, no, today is Red Tuesday.

>> No.17430797

>they think we have to sell now

oh anons, calm down
just scream at the momentary losses

>> No.17430798

>I told my mother to buy the dip

She is going to be so freakin' pissed.

>> No.17430799

>buy put
>stock goes up
>buy call
>stock goes down

I am the sell signal

>> No.17430802
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>>17430377
Wait what? Didn't you say you held like 90k shares or something? Did you lie to us?

>> No.17430804

>>17430769
Soicuck portfolio

>> No.17430811
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17430811

TRCH waking up!

>> No.17430812

>>17430661
get out of our thread you faggoty pajeet scammer

>> No.17430817

business idea: bot that auto calculates the all caps percentage on Cambodian cliff diving subreddit

>> No.17430822
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>>17430756
Trust your gut, Anon
Or my gut if yours is shit

>> No.17430823
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>>17430671
>Warren Buffet confirmed infected with COVID-19

>> No.17430830
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17430830

Don't have an account that can do calls or puts yet but just made $60 on selling SNSS, I'm learning thank you SNSS anon

>> No.17430829

>>17430701
Alright, I sold my leveraged S&P and bought unleveraged with it. That's as far as my panic will go.

>> No.17430833

>>17430802
There were several days of threads discussing the fact that I lied for no good reason about how many shares I had, since I still had a fuckton of shares.

>> No.17430838

>>17430812
I don't make em I just shitpost em lad.

>> No.17430845

>>17430787
Shiller PEs are in bubble territory, we broke a support level, can't wait for you retards to "buy the dip" at the top, I'll be down here waiting for your bags

>> No.17430847

>>17430833
Did you tell your stocktwits friends too?

>> No.17430853
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17430853

How you boys doing?

>> No.17430858
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17430858

jesus christ lads...

>> No.17430864

>>17430833
>.97 and getting lower

>> No.17430872
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17430872

If you wanna negate some losses:
Nikkei Futures still green/flat but zero chance they will not dump that shit tonight. Buy Puts

>> No.17430873

Another leg down incoming.

>> No.17430877

Nvidia no
Jenson.. your jacket

>> No.17430879
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>>17430853
okish

>> No.17430882
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17430882

What are we buying on the dip bros?

>> No.17430884

>>17430802
Says a lot about his ego huh?

>> No.17430886
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17430886

>>17430759
yeah I'm sure Buffett was factoring in mass quarantines that affect the global supply chain when he said that

>> No.17430889

>>17430872
Im seeing them down 2%?

>> No.17430890

>>17430864
Yeah, literally said there would be some sell pressure at $1. Why are you even commenting negatively on the one stock not getting absolutely merked today?

>> No.17430897

BUY GUNS, WEAPONS, AND SILVER FORS ANTIVIRAL PROPERTIES. PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY BECOMING ZOMBIES AND THIS IS THE END OF WORLD THAT WE KNOW OF.

>> No.17430899

Alright just loaded another yang into the VXX puts. This is how you turn 2 yang into 0 yang.

>> No.17430900

Just gambling now

>> No.17430902
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>>17430853
I bought NNVC yesterday and got stopped out of MNK after that WSJ's hit piece yesterday.

>> No.17430903
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17430903

Guess which gang wins again today, brainlets!

>> No.17430915

>>17430890
HPQ is doing pretty goon fren

>> No.17430920
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17430920

central banks arent going to be able to paper over this one
china's economy is recked
SK/taiwan our backup semi suppliers also recked
supply chain disruptions out the wazoo
countless SMEs will fail
bank crises
glta dyor

>> No.17430926

S&P DOWN 1%
>S&P DOWN 1%
S&P DOWN 1%
>S&P DOWN 1%

>> No.17430934

If you guys think this is bad just wait until Bernie Sanders becomes president

>> No.17430936

Another breakdown in the Spoos. Sellers are confident below 3200.

>> No.17430939

>>17430897
Probably would do well to get a jug of BHT too, since it attacks lipid structures on viruses and every corona virus ever coats it's RNA in a lipid sleeve.

>> No.17430942

im tired

>> No.17430945

>>17430934
How can he tax wall street to pay for everything if there's no money left in the market?

>> No.17430950
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17430950

>>17430903

>> No.17430951

>>17430845
If we see anything under DOW 26k in the next 100 years ill present you with my left testical as a reward

>> No.17430953

If asian markets are getting #rekt, why does it seem like there's a massive cash flow from the usd to asian currencies?

>> No.17430958

>>17430945
Remember when you said yesterday & today would be green?

>> No.17430961

>>17430953
could be loans getting called

>> No.17430966

>>17430926
Uh, no it isn't.

>> No.17430976

>>17430920
Jaguar-Landrover were bringing components out of China to Heathrow in suitcases a week ago, seriously.

>> No.17430979

>>17430939
WHO CARES ABOUT SOME PHARMA WHEN YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE IN THE HORDES OF ZOMBIES?? AT LEAST YOU CAN SMELT YOUR SILVER BULLION INTO BULLETS TO DEFEND YOURSELF.

>> No.17430983

>>17430926
correction, yes it is.

>> No.17430984

>>17430951
We will see under 26k in the next 100 days

>> No.17430989
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17430989

GILD

WHO KILLED GILD AND WHY

(sold earlier)

>> No.17430990

>>17430889
My app did not update them
Lol
Yeah now theyre down

>> No.17430998
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>>17430966
It sure is.

>> No.17431000
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17431000

Choo choo.

>> No.17431004

>>17430990
I rolled my puts in, from ITM to ATM, took some money out and changed expirations

>> No.17431006

>>17430958
Well we opened green. Reloaded short volatility positions. Things aren't as bad as they look.

>> No.17431041
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>>17431000
CCCCCCCCCCCCCC
based market profile

>> No.17431042

new thread

>>17431026
>>17431026
>>17431026
>>17431026
>>17431026

>> No.17431043

>>17430989
Idk but my put sold :^)

>> No.17431046
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17431046

Fuck it, just take my money.

>> No.17431058

>>17431053
>>17431053
>>17431053
>>17431053

>> No.17431328

>>17430377
Lmao you fucking cuck two weeks ago you said you would never post your holdings and now here you are. Grats

>> No.17431475

>>17430639
Should have bought SNSS instead

>> No.17431775
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17431775

After 20 straight losses from /biz/ advice, I can safely say if you want to make money always do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

>> No.17431926

>Stocks drop
>So does silver
I can't win