Well well well... we meet again

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.17422126]

How are ya holdin up stinkers?! I see we plummeted as I called, under $4. Not so cocky now are we, bullfags? $1000 EOY amirite?

>Muh ETHDenver partnership reveals
>Muh fireside chat with Ari the token pirate
>No SWIFT in sight
>Muh $100 by EOY 2018
>Under $4 in 2020
>He thinks he will ascend to the 1% by holding a shit token no one needs
>Dimitri was so unhappy he ran to thot heaven
>Steve will be next
>He thinks the team isn't living like royalty on his dime
>He thinks he'll be able to live like Sergey because he holds 30k shit tokens
>Stacy holds 50k shit tokens
>Stacy won't be a 1%er either

It's too easy with you cucks. You like loads in your mouths. You like suffering. You like serving your masters. You will never be one of us. Being poor is in your blood. Accept this and give up the dream, give up the hope. LINK is a tool to separate you from your BTC.

>Can't establish a single use case months after mainnet

[Anonymous No.17422149]

>>17422126
dude i usually troll with u
but this shit is still $4 and it was 28 cents when u started talkin shit

you're btfo, go find a new hobby

[Anonymous No.17422166]

>>17422126

[Anonymous No.17422171]

>>17422126
Why did you say, unironically link?

[Anonymous No.17422177]

the twitter shills killed it

[Anonymous No.17422202]

>>17422126
>he didn't mention that they got gold and silver mixed up and broke it already

You aren't even paying attention.

[Anonymous No.17422209]

>>17422149
Bruh it could go to $600 and when it dips to $598 this fat chink would start shit. $595 is when the Nicoposters start back up. The memes and trolling are fractal events that occur along all points of the price line.

Also: Schiff Will Win sockpuppeting in T-minus 35 minutes.

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.17422212]

>>17422149
It's not $4, check again. We made millions shorting, instead of trolling you should be making money champ. Don't be a useless faggot like the rest of these link shills

>>17422177
checked, when the normies are heavily in, always do the opposite. link twitter is absolutely cringe

[Anonymous No.17422234]

>>17422126
Just opened up a massive short at $3.28, enjoy my bobo balls linkies
Just opened up a massive short at $3.28, enjoy my bobo balls linkies
Just opened up a massive short at $3.28, enjoy my bobo balls linkies

[Anonymous No.17422288]

>>17422126
Your right, I sold my bags. 2000% profit is shit. I'm just going to invest in some boomers stocks and have to settle for 5 more years of wage slaving instead of retiring right now

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.17422403]

>>17422126
Based uncle
Marines eternally BTFO
>moab tweet didnt get scrubbed fast enough
>sergey shipping funds to binance for the inevitable dump
>google partnership cancelled
>all the chainlink tripLARPs got exposed
>sergeys dad zooming past ponzimarines selling flowers on the side of the freeway in his brand new racing red aventador

[Anonymous No.17422425]

>>17422403

[Anonymous No.17422429]

>>17422171
He’ll never answer mate

[Anonymous No.17422449]

>>17422209
>>17422403
Kek

[Anonymous No.17422508]

>>17422126
Based, imagine not selling at $4.80

[Anonymous No.17422527]

>>17422429
I know and that’s the point
This faggot needs to be exposed

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.17422538]

>>17422425
Still waiting kek, sergeys dad is not doing any waiting though, his v12 can be heard 10 miles away
>>17422429
Some ponzimarine incessantly tried passwords for over a year until he finally guessed it, only to false flag as uncle, thats not him thats the deranged marine just cracked his trip
>>17422449
Don’t listen to that kid its the same delusional retard that says every trip is the same person while actually samefagging 10 times in the same thread himself

[Anonymous No.17422612]

>>17422126
>unironically link
>link will never be above 60c
>link will never be above $2.50 again
>btc has an inbuilt oracle anyway
>"dom peragnon"
>t-trust me guis i dont hold this token i just have anons best financial interests at heart
>also buy nulink!
meanwhile, he's on his alt trip again - he's so much of a faggot that he needs to back himself up with multiple trips
>>17422403
>>17422538
plus, he tries to run scam sites on the side to get people to send linkies to him - it hasn't worked out so well seeing how he still posts so desperately around here
S
H

[Anonymous No.17422642]

>>17422508
The people who wanted to sell at 4.80 already did at 3.80.

[Anonymous No.17422652]

you were right, Uncle

it's all over

[Anonymous No.17422879]

>>17422642
Half of this board is still hodling the line like a bunch of tards

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.17423065]

>>17422612
Because i linked to a scam site for shits, by default im the owner of said site and i dont even market sell but HODL the links that i scam? Good god thats premium heroin you’re injecting there lad, keep posting that cap as if it means anything

[Anonymous No.17423449]

>>17423065
Also based

[Anonymous No.17423510]

>>17423065
oh okay little guy, he must be wrong
you aren't a fellow bagholder or the same person as the op - you just only ever show up in the same threads and post with the same brainlet logic and just happen to have scam-of-a-scam sites saved to post in threads
really, really convincing

[UncleOldfag !N.1AF7OAVY No.17423527]

>>17422403
>MOAB
>Gravel coin

yup that'll do it

[Anonymous No.17423559]

> eth Denver
I'm glad you mentioned this event uncle. I want to share my story:
I was at eth denver the other day and I went to the bathroom to take a dump. Midway through this guy starts talking to me about smart contracts from the next stall. At first I didn't respond because I thought he was on the phone but then he knocked on my stall and repeated the question. I said "umm not really" but he just kept talking about psd2 and sibos and iso20022. I said okay thanks for the information (trying to be polite). Then he asked if I wanted a t-shirt and pushed it under the stall. I said umm no thanks but he kept insisting. When I tried to flush and got up to leave he was pounding at the door yelling something about big macs and 1k eoy. I couldn't leave and had to call the police before I could leave the stall. After the police dragged this official member of the Chainlink team away I opened the stall door and saw feces spread all over the door. There were massive hand and foot prints of shit everywhere. About a dozen shitty chainlink shirts were on the ground and I had to step over them to leave. Wtf guys is this normal for chainlink?

[Anonymous No.17423584]

>>17422126
Unironically?

[Anonymous No.17423594]

>>17422126
Based oldfag.

[Anonymous No.17423660]

>>17422879

Yeah, I wonder why we would hold the best performing crypto asset of the last two years.

[Anonymous No.17423664]

You're the most mentally ill person on biz and I can appreciate that in a certain way. 4chan has traditionally held up the biggest retards as icons.

[Anonymous No.17423692]

[Anonymous No.17423765]

>>17423660
That’s a short bus prize after 2017. No one cares about a 2x