/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17416009]

stobbit edition

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
[YouTube] Warren Buffett Explains the 2008 Financial Crisis (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://exhentai.org/g/1059887/c29740a14a/ ->This is important
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>>17414811

[Anonymous No.17416017]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416021]

Anybody caught selling American equities will be shot by snipers.

[Anonymous No.17416024]

[Anonymous No.17416035]

some cozy theme music for short-term traders who went long on Friday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mQT1u_45I

[Anonymous No.17416041]

>Risk management:
>[YouTube] Warren Buffett Explains the 2008 Financial Crisis (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Naisu!

[Anonymous No.17416045]

>>17416009
you're well embedded
I like that in a man

[Anonymous No.17416047]

>>17416021
Remember when you said today would end green?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17416048]

LONG BYND

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17416052]

Gonna gamble on AMRN earnings tomorrow. Already lost a lot of money gambling on them, might as well keep it going lol.

[Anonymous No.17416055]

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17416056]

should i buy NVDA & AMD now or wait a few days/weeks?

[Anonymous No.17416060]

is this what being a neet is all about?

[Anonymous No.17416061]

>>17416047
Kek

[Anonymous No.17416063]

buy gold, gold futures, gold mining stonks

[Anonymous No.17416066]

>>17416021
>BREAKING NEWS: Stock market trading volume drops to 0
Now what, Mr Genius?

[Anonymous No.17416069]

>buy the dip

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416068]

>>17416047
wait for power hour, the whole market is being held down, by degenerate short sellers. They're going to cover and well, you'll see what happens. I'll be green soon enough.

[Anonymous No.17416071]

I'm done using stop losses on long holds.
Shit was pointless and it didn't even trigger until well past my sell.

[Anonymous No.17416076]

>>17416052

Always a solid strategy might even make a couple hundred after losing a couple thousand

[Anonymous No.17416077]

POWELL EASE THE QUANTITATIVES RIGHT NAOW

[Anonymous No.17416078]

>>17416052
based
the free money train rolls on

[Anonymous No.17416090]

>tfw woke up to having lost $3000 since opening bell

Not having a good morning

[Anonymous No.17416103]

>>17416068

I’ve got bad news for you

[Anonymous No.17416105]

>>17416068
COPE

[Anonymous No.17416106]

>>17416090
you haven't lost anything unless you sold and closed out positions. relax.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17416109]

Write off losses as donations to charities on taxes.

[Anonymous No.17416117]

>>17416090

You haven’t actually lost anything until you’ve sold it’s not even a set back it’s an opportunity to average further down in your holdings and be rich in the future

[Anonymous No.17416119]

>>17416009
Tempted to dollar cost average into AMD over the next 2 months about $5,000 or half my cash holdings. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17416120]

>>17415962
is the point, she reiterates everything your typical bearbrain has said the past decade to this day
>>17415857
All American Golden Bulls have been winning for centuries, Just buy the dip

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17416121]

Actually regretting selling half my SPCE before the bell. Should have just kept holding all of it.

[Anonymous No.17416130]

man I have an urge to watch margin call again, great opening today.

[Anonymous No.17416134]

>>17416090
Meanwhile people who bought at the bottom of the SPCE dip are still up.

Comfy here on the rocket ship. Get on while you still can. Also enter AMD.

[Anonymous No.17416137]

>>17416035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzt0Jeh_NTk

[Anonymous No.17416156]

>>17416119

You could do much much worse. Go for it

[Anonymous No.17416158]

>everyone saying the market was going to crash today and to open a put
>market crashed today
wtf it can't be this easy bros???

[Anonymous No.17416163]

>>17416120
are we tripling down on BGS right now or nah

(too late I bought)

[Anonymous No.17416171]

thinking emoji

[Anonymous No.17416176]

>>17416158

It literally is having the balls/stomach to pull the trigger is the hard part

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17416179]

>>17416158
The secret they don't tell you in school is the best strategy is to listen to random internet strangers.

[Anonymous No.17416198]

>>17416171
Kids can't go out to the street so they have to study online.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17416209]

>he doesn't hop into iron condors and leg out as the market sways to and fro

[Anonymous No.17416230]

>>17416163
I blew my load on earning gambles too fast this year, so Im not allowed. Unless you want me beaten by headmistress

[Anonymous No.17416232]

>>17416121
Selling at a loss, its what you do

[Anonymous No.17416234]

>dow down a thousand
>check my picks
>still up like 10% from my original cost basis
>tfw today's a good day to add on to my positions before divvys roll out

Thank you coronachan for making both my wallet and waist bigger.

[Anonymous No.17416251]

REFR CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.17416275]

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.17416281]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17416282]

You missed buying puts on the SPY and calls on GOLD, that's fine, it happens to the best of us. Don't miss out on the eventual rise of the S&P and demise of gold. Buy puts on the SPXS and GOLD dated 3-6 months out. Wait a bit and enjoy your easy money.

[Anonymous No.17416300]

>>17416282
I don't know how to go about doing puts and calls, so I just stay the fuck away from them.

[Anonymous No.17416311]

>>17416281
BEAR

[Anonymous No.17416314]

Jesse Chris did fucking StockTwits ring the bell at the Nasdaq? That is not a great sign to me.

I guess they’re putting out a trading app, now that the space is already getting crowded. Fuck anyone using ST as their broker.

[Anonymous No.17416316]

>>17416300
smart move desu, but you're also kind of a pussy then

[Anonymous No.17416323]

>>17416275
Bit late for that. Market has a strong tendency to rebound off this really brutal days for at least a day or two after. Possibly to a lower high in to crash, yes, but I don't see a reason to jump ship here after all this. Selling or shorting right now is much higher risk than holding, statistically.

[Anonymous No.17416330]

[Anonymous No.17416332]

It's incredible how fast people decided coronavirus wasn't a great concern anymore because they wanted to go back to making money.

[Anonymous No.17416340]

>>17416314
ST is a broker? I thought it was a shilling website

[Anonymous No.17416342]

>>17416275
Just hold and shut the fuck up, faggot

[Anonymous No.17416351]

I can't wait for SPCE to dump and all you getter bagged

[Anonymous No.17416352]

What do you guys think about sdgr and gnpx

[Anonymous No.17416357]

OH MY GOD IS THAT ANOTHER DIP? HOLY SHIT IM BUYYYINNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.17416367]

PANIC
SCREAM
SELL

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17416370]

>>17416232
I've sold more shit for gains than losses, so no, no it isn't.

[Anonymous No.17416371]

>deciding which of 90000000 stocks to buy and hope it goes up
>oh it's wrong I'll buy more and hope this is still an uptrend
or
>hit up or down button on the index with leverage and close stops oh I'm wrong get the fuck out
One day some of you will get it

[Anonymous No.17416376]

>>17416357
IM BOOOOOOOOYING
IM GONNA BOOOOOOOOYYYY

[Anonymous No.17416378]

>>17416323
Very true
Top sip

>>17416340
It is a shilling and delusion website. But now it’s also a trading app.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416380]

>>17416357
Smart money is front loading their orders ahead of Powell's blank check.

[Anonymous No.17416389]

>>17416009
Didn't sell in the morning.
It kept going down.
Major bagholder here.
I might try to average down a bit before market closes and hope for a bump tomorrow, so I can sell.

[Anonymous No.17416392]

>>17416009
Why the fuck aren't you guys trading futures options?

[Anonymous No.17416399]

meanwhile spce to the moon

[Anonymous No.17416400]

>>17416330
SELL SELL SELL THE KIKES ARE PANICKING EXIT APP MARKETS

[Anonymous No.17416411]

Anyone using E-Trade native app here on Android?

Shit keeps crashing Everytime there's a sudden drop on the indexes.. annoying af.. could be a sign of panic sellers

[Anonymous No.17416412]

>>17416392
which "futures options" are you holding fren

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416421]

oil is recovering, gold is falling, only a matter of time till the market short squeeze starts.

[Anonymous No.17416425]

>>17416009
MFW 70% of my portfolio is in DRDgold and Pan American Silver.
Where's the nigger who was on here a week ago asking for dividend producing companies who said DRD didn't meet his standards but that Norwegian bank did?

[Anonymous No.17416426]

>>17416380
The problem is... he's been using the blank check for months, like when he had to save the REPO market. It's losing its effectiveness

[Anonymous No.17416432]

>>17416351
Most took their profits & sold by now. Theres only a couple brainlets left who bought the top who are still hanging on to hope

[Anonymous No.17416448]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.17416449]

I love when retail faggots sell everything at the drop of a hat and then smart money scoops everything up for cheap before the cycle repeats.

[Anonymous No.17416462]

>>17416330
WHAT THE FUCK POWELL
GET THOSE NUMBERS UP
ROOKIE NUMBERS BITCH

[Anonymous No.17416478]

VWAP 1 std turns into resistance and fucks the breakout boys shocker.
Still, you have to think there will be some short rape soon.

[Anonymous No.17416493]

I'm comfy and have a decent life but I really, really want this coronavirus thing to be worse than we think (it won't be).

I just love how people come together when faced with a challenge, whether it's war, disease, or a natural disaster.

[Anonymous No.17416497]

>>17416449
CUTE

[Anonymous No.17416502]

>>17416412
honestly I just trade IV against each other, very short term holding

[Anonymous No.17416511]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17416513]

>>17416449
Sold everything within 3 minutes on thursday and went bear.
Stupid me.

[Anonymous No.17416526]

>>17416230
embrace the pain
the headmistress will have plenty of other people to punish anyways

[Anonymous No.17416535]

>>17416137
THE MARKET MUST SURVIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvt1NSBg-Ow

[Anonymous No.17416540]

>>17416158
We said there "might" be a bloodbath tbf.
But hodling this weekend was just beyond retarded. Even if you just stayed in 100% cash it would have been better than hodling

[Anonymous No.17416544]

>>17416421
this is all your fault asshole

[Anonymous No.17416549]

I have great opportunity at 4:00 to see how I'm doing at calculus 2. The test will let me know how I'm doing and what I need to work on when I retake the class next semester. I'm stoked

[Anonymous No.17416554]

>>17416502
1>3>2

[Anonymous No.17416577]

What can I do to recover, I feel so demotivated, all my hard word this past month gone in two days... I just hope TMDX really moons one day, the level of manipulation is clear (just look at the 3-month chart) I really hope this works out

[Anonymous No.17416578]

maaaan, i missed my timing on BIMI
didn't lose anything but missed some juicy waves

[Anonymous No.17416593]

>>17416526

[Anonymous No.17416595]

Don't worry guys, I'm buying gold calls, so the market will pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17416599]

>>17416392

Fuck me just how much social value do I have to have to get a gf like this? Instagram with 20,000 follower?

[Anonymous No.17416603]

Oil moving! Oil making moves!

[Anonymous No.17416612]

New to options trading, any risk of being assigned if I sell this right now?

[Anonymous No.17416615]

>>17416502

Please stop posting perfect girls

[Anonymous No.17416618]

>>17416544
niknik I just got WAY too much BWL/A, all my orders filled at once wtheckies!

[Anonymous No.17416622]

>>17416421
>Gold is falling
Because it already went up 1.5% today.

[Anonymous No.17416623]

>>17416009
HA ONLY DOWN 7%

IVE HAD WAY WORSE DAYS THAN THIS

IS THAT THE BEST YOU FUCKIN GOT CORONABITCH?!

[Anonymous No.17416642]

>>17416158
it is

normies are retarded

[Anonymous No.17416650]

>>17416577
Stop looking at line charts. Get a candle chart. With volume. Learn how to use them both.
If a market butts against a level twice then three times it's probably breaking out. If that breakout fails which your meme chart clearly shows, it's probably going down.
Probably.

[Anonymous No.17416656]

>>17416513
FUCK YOU SMUG BEARFAG

BUY THE GODDAMNED DIPPY

[Anonymous No.17416659]

Is this place always like this?
A one day decline is just a technical glitch - at least wait until SPY -10% before panic and all the SELL SELL SELL nonsense.

[Anonymous No.17416663]

>>17416603
they're just greasing the gears for another big dumparino

>>17416618
did you get enough shares to get the platinum bowlie pass? once you hit that level of ownership you might as well hold, the perks are just too good

[Anonymous No.17416666]

Why do things always hit my stop loss and then immediately jump back up? I don't understand...

[Anonymous No.17416668]

And SPCE just turned positive. Never under-estimate the ability of the masses to delude themselves
>(which is why I got into SPCE in the first place @9)

[Anonymous No.17416672]

spce green
BASED

[Anonymous No.17416673]

This is the move, shorts will be screaming soon.

[Anonymous No.17416681]

>>17416666
its almost as if... the entire website was programmed... to give you exactly what you

[Anonymous No.17416683]

should I buy some apha?

[Anonymous No.17416690]

>>17416659
everything on 4channel is laced with hyperbole, why would this general be any different

[Anonymous No.17416703]

>>17416650

[Anonymous No.17416704]

>>17416618
yeah I got Yangs of the stuff this morning for 14.04
Good thing its the greatest stock in the world

[Anonymous No.17416706]

>>17416666
Checked

Probably because the market is rigged against you.

[Anonymous No.17416712]

I feel good about buying SDGR Friday. It's a bloodbath out there. Wished I had bought uvxy though.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17416716]

>>17416615
>>17416502
back in highschool i used to date a girl that looked like the one on the right.. we broke up but would fuck around for around 4-5 years after even if we had partners.... one time she came over and i fucked her brains out a day before her wedding lol.. true story

LCI to $60

[Anonymous No.17416718]

>>17416666
Retail money exiting is buy signal

[Anonymous No.17416720]

>>17416612

Usually if it's a long option, no risk. Only short options have call risk. You do have to sell the contract though, closer it is to expiration and/or further from the stock's market price the harder it is to get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.17416721]

>>17416513
>he fell for the sell high meme

[Anonymous No.17416727]

>>17416659
>one day dip

3% index move for people with option leverage is a huge 10%+ account swing

[Anonymous No.17416731]

Why the fuck is SPCE green?

[Anonymous No.17416737]

Wtf SPCE is going up now. Truly clown world

Actually lots of shit is going background up. And I’m losing my gold gains WTF

[Anonymous No.17416743]

>>17416716
>Live Action Role Playing

[Anonymous No.17416744]

>>17416731
Stonk go up.

[Anonymous No.17416751]

>>17416659
>one day
This is the third day of the dip retard.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416754]

I dare you mother fuckers to short this market right here.

[Anonymous No.17416758]

>>17416663
>they're just greasing the gears for another big dumparino
There is a mildly bullish case for oil right now that was in place prior to Corona dump phase 2. OPEC wants to cut production. They would have already if not for Russia stalling. All other member countries want to cut except for Russia. If market does a rebound and the March 6th OPEC meeting results in a temporary production cut, oil should move to mid to high $50 territory. Also, longer term, once Corona chan tapers off and Chinese factories get back in to swing, their oil demand will be insatiable. I am very bullish on oil this year for this reason. I'm not going to long hodl it but it's tippity top of watchlist for swing trading.

[Anonymous No.17416765]

road to infinity

>>17416754
what are you holding today mr bags?

[Anonymous No.17416767]

>>17416731
>>17416737
they pump it up to dip it again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17416768]

Dips seem to happen gradually first, to get people to think they can hold it out, then suddenly with a bang, to scare them into sellling, then it recovers

[Anonymous No.17416770]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I MISSED THE DIP

NVDA ALREADY OFF THE LOWS
WHERES THE DUMPERS TO DUMP IT?!?!

AAPL GOT LOADS OF BUYERS AT 300?????!!!!!???!?!??!!?

[Anonymous No.17416771]

isn't the obvious choice to short the nikkei?
if the current pace of the virus holds, it would obviously have a huge impact on the olympics, no?

[Anonymous No.17416775]

FIRE SALE!!!

Thank you CoronaChan

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416776]

Wow, If you add them all up I'm green... And I even bought the SPY call meme.

[Anonymous No.17416792]

>>17416540
which I did and seeing all these pink wojacks im thinking to myself that it was not the dumbest idea

[Anonymous No.17416794]

>>17416666
Because, Satan, you put your stops in the obvious places so the market runs your stops then reverses. Nothing personal kid, they do it to everybody. A lot of forex dweebs end up crying about this and think it's the evil brokers. In reality entire small funds are getting fucked by big funds and central banks. Stocks are probably worse.

>>17416703
Put that MA on 34 and you might see something useful. 8 is good for the short term waves. There are pricefags who trade with just an 8 WMA and the trend and go with the waves. It takes experience though.

[Anonymous No.17416797]

SPCE is green because the only way to avoid the pandemic on earth is by going to fucking SPACE

[Anonymous No.17416800]

>>17416666
You’re probably setting your stop loss to close to a round number. Chose .41 or something random

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17416803]

>>17416743
ok bro.. just thought it was a funny story.. my friends and i always joke that she had an affair before she was there.. it was literrally right after their rehearsel.. she then moved out of state.. the guy was a marine.. but then years later my gf and I went and ate sushi and she was there with her family and the way we were sitting we could both see each other the whole time.. it was toooo funny

[Anonymous No.17416811]

>>17416731
>>17416737
Because it's cool and Richard Branson is a fucking Chad. Shit doesn't have to make sense yo it's gotta have strong meme energy, that is what makes a good stock. This is a cool economy now, no one cares if a company makes profit or not or if their CEO has a mid life crises on Joe Rogans show and smokes weed. Shit just has to be cool for it to have value.

Remember that movie Idiocracy, where the president is a wrestler. Well we are here, president Trump is the only president to have been recognized by WWE and won an award too.

[Anonymous No.17416812]

Ok lads, I just sold everything. All my gold calls, my silver calls, my Nikkei puts.

Netting me a great 25% return for today. I am just really uncertain of what might happen next and I am rather safe than sorry

>>17416792
Retreating into cash when you are unsure is not a bad move.

[Anonymous No.17416819]

The only thing keeping me going is the fact that there are rich people that are losing exponentially more money than I am.

[Anonymous No.17416824]

>>17416659
But it's fun

[Anonymous No.17416837]

>>17416803
This same thing happened to me

[Anonymous No.17416841]

>>17416819
Don't worry, the government will bail them out for their losses

[Anonymous No.17416843]

What happened to MNK?

[Anonymous No.17416846]

>>17416819
Boomer retirement accounts

[Anonymous No.17416859]

>>17416803
Nice story autismo. Glad you can live out your fantasies by LARPing on the internet to anonymous strangers. Not pathetic at all

[Anonymous No.17416866]

Reminder

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17416868]

>>17416837
majority of girls are sluts

[Anonymous No.17416869]

Alright boys so all of the stuff we make to keep us healthy like face masks and anti bacterial soap is made in CHINA and they banned shipping it to America

So 3m, unilever, johnson&johnson are fucked as hell, but theyre going to be getting u.s. government loans to fix this

How do the loans affect this situation for these companies

[Anonymous No.17416878]

>>17416659
>One day
Third in a row
>-10%
Means -80% for a lot of people leveraged beyond recognition

[Anonymous No.17416880]

>>17416812
Nice, I'm staying in. Greed is good.

[Anonymous No.17416882]

>>17416448
any recommendations on dividend stocks?

[Anonymous No.17416884]

>>17416009
when should i start putting my savings into index and etf's? (i would be using BINCK)
have gottrn a few thousand dollars from someone a few months ago and did not want to put it into the market yet. now i feel like i should time the corona dip

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416889]

>>17416880
all the people that when there and bought all that food after everbody already came in and breaked on the food. not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.17416891]

>>17416819

I wonder how many index/broad market fund memers panic sold today. 15% annual gains my ass, they probably never held it for more than 15 days before a shake and squeeze.

[Anonymous No.17416894]

>>17416880
Long coke with some money in sqqq for the short term

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17416896]

AMRN puts tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17416904]

>>17416880
No market place is accepting my Nikkei puts though
Im apparently forced to stay in

Weird

[Anonymous No.17416906]

>>17416775
Omg what a cutie

WRECK MY RENAL TUBULAR CELLS AND SEMINIFEROUS DUCTS CORONACHAN!!!

>>17416812
>Selling for a loss
C’mon man. Often a bad move.

>>17416811
The president in idiocracy was also a pornstar. Meanwhile DRUMPF STILL WONT RELEASE THE PEE TAPE RETURNS

America deserves to see the truth!!

>>17416869
Fug off
JNJ is fine
STRONG AMERICAN JOHNSON

[Anonymous No.17416916]

>>17416352
im not buying into these research laboratories until one of their anti cancer drugs clearly hits the expectations of its phase 3 clinical trial.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17416926]

>SNSS and SPCE are green

[Anonymous No.17416929]

>>17416906
>C’mon man. Often a bad move.
If you bought on wednesday and sold on thursday for a loss thta was not a bad move.

Cut your foreskin short and your losses shorter is what the rabbi says.

[Anonymous No.17416935]

OK frens... is there an ETF that is 3x+ leveraged on the dow?

I know there's going to be a bump tomorrow (at least a little bump), and want to grab a few crumbs.

[Anonymous No.17416936]

>>17416794
ty

[Anonymous No.17416940]

>>17416906
America deserves to see the Pee-pee Tapes. Let's call this what it is, Pee-pee Gate!

[Anonymous No.17416947]

>>17416906
You immature fucking retard you are the lowest scum alive to both discount reality AND post anime at the same time

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.17416949]

So, how many other companies that have all their manufacturing based in China, have earnings reports in March?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17416951]

>>17416906
I'd rather see Bernie's medical records.

[Anonymous No.17416960]

AG

Another green day for me

[Anonymous No.17416963]

>>17416949
Tons can we compile a list please

[Anonymous No.17416967]

>>17416935

UDOW is 3x leveraged iirc. Not a big fan of proshares and if you get caught in a rebalancing you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17416980]

It’s our patriotic duty to start buying here bros

[Anonymous No.17416982]

K. Recession over. Buy KO.

[Anonymous No.17416984]

>>17416926
and you sold half of it on market opening

unbelievable

[Anonymous No.17416993]

Reminder that Richard Branson has just had his railway line taken off him by a conservative govt. Anybody getting on a rocket anything to do with this meme cunt is clinically retarded.

[Anonymous No.17417002]

>>17416737
>Actually lots of shit is going background up
What happened last time we had a huge sell off like this? Near end of Jan right? Looks like the selling is over, we have reached it for today. Could see a rebound now.

[Anonymous No.17417003]

I wanted to see a circuit breaker flipped today, fuck you bulls. I've never seen a real life one, you're denying me my bucket list you Jews.

[Anonymous No.17417006]

yeah, i'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.17417007]

Over £10k in savings, lads. I know it's not much to you guys, but I'm on close to min wage as a delivery driver for UK's Walmart (Asda). 100k doesn't feel like a pipe dream anymore.

[Anonymous No.17417008]

>>17416984

[Anonymous No.17417014]

Lmfao DOW will close down 800 points and I might not even lose money today

Times have changed, a sell off like this would have wiped out my entire portfolio a year ago

[Anonymous No.17417032]

Better sell SPCE before it dumps again
Who am I kidding, you're going to be greedy

[Anonymous No.17417035]

>>17416332
>be me
>sitting in my comfy chair on my day off
>”I wonder how /smg/ and corona virus are doing.”
>SELLL AHHHH NOOO ECONOMY IS CRASHING! PANDEMIC! BERNIE WILL BE PRESIDENT!
>see that literally only 700 people on the other side of the planet died from a cough.
>get out of my blanket so I can turn up the heat a little bit, then get comfy in my blanket again
>buy a few shares
Such is the life of a bullchad

[Anonymous No.17417033]

I think i'm never buying anything but large cap megastocks again

[Anonymous No.17417045]

>>17416993
Richard Branson is a highschool dropout that memes his way into success

Unfortunately you can think its dumb as fuck, it doesnt mean it wont work. We live in a joke.

[Anonymous No.17417046]

aaaand right after i sold everything, the market rebounds


fucking hell cant seem to get anything right

[Anonymous No.17417052]

>>17417003
This never gets old
>spread is 10 ES points wide when it really starts moving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

[Anonymous No.17417060]

>>17416819

No there arent. The overwhelming majority of rich millionaires (not upper middle class) are hedged against this sort of thing or have cash on and to go balls in on the dip and are very likely green today and only getting richer. They’re rich for a reason.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417066]

>SNSS broke 0.9

[Anonymous No.17417070]

>>17417003
Go back to 2008 crash and look at the daily chart. Observe the daily candles and see what happened. It was not a straight down maneuver. The worst red days came a ways later in the cycle when it became clear a return to previous highs was not feasible.

[Anonymous No.17417083]

Is it over yet?

Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.17417085]

>>17416940
Please stop posting this mentally ill transvestite. Pre-puberty hormones are a hell of a thing. This thing has problems.

>>17416947
You don’t belong here

[Anonymous No.17417087]

im down 64%

done with stonks fuck this shit. gonna go buy crypto

[Anonymous No.17417090]

AHEM

DING DING DING

FUCK BEARS
FUCK THETAS
FUCK NIGGERS

AND FUCK THE JANNIES

[Anonymous No.17417092]

>>17417046
>market rebounds

kek

[Anonymous No.17417097]

God bless you SNSS Anon you are a real one.

What do you have your limit sell set at? I've got mine at 1.1 but how are you feeling?

[Anonymous No.17417103]

>>17417087
And when you fail with that, just go to the casino.

[Anonymous No.17417108]

The market takes turns. The bears got a turn, not the bulls get a turn. Their momentum drags more bulls into the trade.

It's not complicated guys. This is the moment for all the people doubting coronachan to move in and buy the dip.

It's never smooth.

[Anonymous No.17417114]

>>17417032
If we've learned anything from TSLA, it's that traditional investing methodology doesn't stand a chance against the irrational hopes of the masses.

I never bought TSLA because I don't buy companies that don't earn profit, and I don't buy companies where I don't trust the CEO. But, because I didn't buy, I missed out on making some serious coin.

It's going to be the same with SPCE. Yes, there is a good chance that it will eventually crash. But in the meantime it will shoot up as people buy it on faith, hope, desire, all of of the other useless emotions.

But in the meantime...it will go up so high that even when it does crash you'll still be further ahead than if you didn't get in. I was able to get into SPCE @9. I will simply wait. And if it eventually hits 400, then "crashes" to 300, I'm still further ahead than if I hadn't played at all.

[Anonymous No.17417115]

>muh dip
cope harder bullfags, we've already had the dead cat bounce, it's over

[Anonymous No.17417117]

Thoughts on getting in on Facebook under $200?

Also whoever the fucker was that told me AMD was a bad purchase at $17 can go fuck themselves

[Anonymous No.17417118]

recession is over, see you guys next monday

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417120]

>SNSS broke 0.92
I'm somehow up more than a grand today
Ironic after someone posted 2 threads ago about me being down more than a grand.

[Anonymous No.17417122]

I would forgive this entire day once my KO goes back up

[Anonymous No.17417134]

>>17417114
Tesla is a forced meme

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417140]

>>17417097
I'm not selling until the company gets bought out, except maybe a small portion of my shares to recoup initial investment when it breaks $3

[Anonymous No.17417146]

>>17417118

Nigga today is Monday there’s a whole week left to make and lose money

[Anonymous No.17417157]

I bought the OGI dip

[Anonymous No.17417162]

>>17417103
i already get my gambling fix with online betting. believe it or not, ive never lost money. only have a net gain.

[Anonymous No.17417163]

>>17417006
Who else /bull/ here? Bought calls on literally everything an hour ago. Italy, iran and Koreas extinction has now been priced in and we can continue our regularly scheduled mooning.

[Anonymous No.17417166]

>>17417140
I want to believe you, I have seen many people talking about possible buyers, but are we talking 1h2020 or what?

[Anonymous No.17417174]

>>17417122
>tfw your KO cost basis is so low it will never become unprofitable

[Anonymous No.17417178]

Bought some more GORO while it's on sale

[Anonymous No.17417191]

>>17417085
Youre big time wrong

Kill all anime fags

[Anonymous No.17417196]

>>17417163
Bought QQQ and UPS at the /daily bottom/

[Anonymous No.17417199]

>>17417134
Perhaps, but that doesn't mean you can't make money on it. So much time is spent on teaching people how to invest based on reality (profit, PE, balance sheets), that it's easy to overlook the fundamentally irrational nature of people.

It's like the Monty Hall problem or Prisoners Dilemma. People have proven over and over again their ability to overlook reason for emotion

[Anonymous No.17417203]

>>17417117
>Thoughts on getting in on Facebook under $200?
I actually live FB. They have like 3 billion people using one of their products daily. But Mark has somehow not appeased the king jews or something that he is the target for political hammering. I suspect after the election if Trump wins again the enthusiasm to find a target to blame outside the DNC will start to fade.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417208]

>>17417166
I would say that is likely, but not certain. It is possible that instead of being bought out, SNSS does a partnership to begin phase 2 testing, in which case the buyout will be another year out, but the stock price will likely climb for a long time before that. However I think if we get any partial remissions (which is very likely since we were only 10% away at 300mg), someone is gonna make an offer and they're gonna do it fast before the stock pumps too high.

[Anonymous No.17417209]

>>17417083
Wait till Friday, that's usually the low point of your average week, and with everyone so afraid of the bear strengthening over the weekend they'll pull all their stocks on Friday and the prices will go down even more

[Anonymous No.17417211]

>>17417120
>tfw SNSS is unironically saving my portfolio
thanks SNSS anon

[Anonymous No.17417215]

I SOLD THE BOTTOM AGAIN

EVERYTHING IS MOONG NOW

FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.17417219]

>>17417174
YOU JUST CAN'T STOP THE FUCKING COKE MAN

[Anonymous No.17417223]

>>17416158
>tell mom that she needed to sell last week
>she calls me up this morning
>Should I sell?
>I can't talk to my agent until 4
I love her but this is why I will never go through an investment firm. Imagine your money being held hostage while you're unable to adjust anything and you just have to watch as it decreases.

[Anonymous No.17417236]

>>17417070
for your convenience...

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417237]

>>17417211
We're all gonna make it fren. I even hope those 2 or 3 dickbags who exist only to troll me make it.

[Anonymous No.17417245]

>all ive got to do is sit and do nothing for a month and im going to 3x my money
>know damn well im going to sell when i 1.25x my money which will be tomorrow

Lets hope i win next round too

[Anonymous No.17417249]

>>17417215
it's ok, probably gonna drop later on again.

[Anonymous No.17417253]

>>17417199
Meant to say SPCE.
> it's the next tesla guys buybuybuy

[Anonymous No.17417254]

>things suddenly moving up

bueno.

[Anonymous No.17417256]

>>17417223
>creating tax events for mom
nice job anon

[Anonymous No.17417259]

>>17417134
'When the wolves run howl with the wolves'

[Anonymous No.17417260]

>>17417070
'08 wasn't an equity bubble though, this market is pure un-adultured mania. It's going to start with a bang.

[Anonymous No.17417261]

>>17416056
I bought 4 shares of AMD, either way you’ll have a decent profit in a week or two.

[Anonymous No.17417262]

>>17417196
Based
Swinging the q’s Then?

>>17417174
Yeah but I wish I’d bought more... and that means I’ll litereally never be able to lower my basis.

>>17417236
Christ... that reverse H/S is beautiful

[Anonymous No.17417282]

>>17417196
Anon UPS is going to 70

[Anonymous No.17417299]

>>17417253
I understood. I agree with you. There is zero reason to invest in SPCE based on reason or sanity, but it IS the next TSLA in terms of irrational mass behavior. I'm in SPCE, and will remain so for some time.

[Anonymous No.17417305]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cisco-unleashes-thanos-in-hopes-for-a-radical-simplification-of-security-software-2020-02-24

Cisco is making move boys! What do the nerds think? Time to buy the based doggo of the Dow?
(My limit buy triggered today...)

>>17417117
I bought at 206, suddenly bags but I’m okay with it.

[Anonymous No.17417314]

>>17417211
Fucking right, blessings to SNSS Anon

[Anonymous No.17417317]

>>17417260
>equity bubble
Questionable. In any case, a typical market crash has an initial drop, rally to double top or lower high, drop, another weaker rally, then the flood gates open for real. If you're expecting an instant turn around bubble top like Bitcoin or any p&d meme stock you're going to be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.17417319]

>>17417196
>UPS
Anon...

[Anonymous No.17417332]

"buy TLT"- Peter Schiff

[Anonymous No.17417335]

>>17417253
this
I can already picture all the boomers waiting in line to sit in a flying submarine staring at a black screen with dots all over it, and my stocks flying just as high

[Anonymous No.17417336]

>>17417260
im not sure about this desu
i mean im long term bearish on all this, but if this panic is directly related to corona, it will be weeks before we get a clearer picture of the full scope. the incubation period alone is a fucking month.
then theres the issue of reinfection, which will take several more weeks

imo the market is going to be indecisive for a bit, before anything gets too crazy

[Anonymous No.17417340]

>He sold the bottom and didn’t buy more

Fucking Kek, bogged again!

*AHEM*

BUY MORE SOXL!!!

[Anonymous No.17417342]

SILENCE HATERS

[Anonymous No.17417347]

>>17417236
Waterfall slide. Most of them are like that. If you trade rather than just buy you should be short in every crash. Easy to say of course.

[Anonymous No.17417352]

>>17416775
Thank you for cheapies based Corona-chan!

[Anonymous No.17417357]

>he didn’t get the memo that we close at the low of the day

[Anonymous No.17417365]

>>17416615
None of them are even asian, wtf?

[Anonymous No.17417369]

I keep getting tempted to buy more AMD but I don’t want to spend a lot after getting back from my vacation. Maybe if it dips down below $49 again.

[Anonymous No.17417380]

>>17417340
why would you buy an ETF that has a shit ton of exposure to asian semi production?
why not just buy specific semi companies that are in direct competition with the ones getting quarantined in asia?

[Anonymous No.17417383]

>>17417223
and is still fine until the guy says "well selling right now isnt the right move maybe we can see how it goes tomorrow and decide" but then tomorrow comes and you are in even deeper hole so you can't sell anymore

true story.

[Anonymous No.17417389]

>>17417369
I wish AMD would pump, if I could recover even half of my call value i'd be thrilled

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17417391]

Just bought spx 3230 March puts

[Anonymous No.17417399]

>>17417347
>If you trade rather than just buy you should be short in every crash. Easy to say of course.
I did some testing on best statistically advantageous place to short the index. For almost all historic market crashes, the place to do it is on the back side of a rally to lower high or double top with a stop loss at that most recent high. Trying to call the top is very foolish and very low percentage chance.

[Anonymous No.17417401]

"manufacturing isnt coming back to the US because of corona" - Peter Schiff

BUY AMD

[Anonymous No.17417410]

>>17417380
Because the virus is going to subside once the weather warms up. After Q1 it’s all mooning again. I’m accumulating cheapies all the way down.

[Anonymous No.17417427]

>>17417032
I bought at 37 I can't sell yet

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17417438]

>>17417410
Are you an idiot? Do you think it's cold in Singapore right now?

[Anonymous No.17417443]

Invest in chinese homeschooling

This will chronically effect their society for decades(just the fear of the virus not the virus) and parents will isolate their kids for a very long time

[Credit Spread Officer No.17417445]

Pray tell, you DID buy the dip, right?

[Anonymous No.17417458]

>>17417410
tell that to singapore
its had no problem at all existing in ~90F weather for weeks now
granted, their quarantine was much more preemptive and well done than say china or korea, but it clearly has no fucking problem with warm and humid weather

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17417463]

>>17417443
If I was Chinese I would just leave the country, coughing and spitting on everything from China to where ever I ended up.

[Anonymous No.17417466]

>>17417458
No to mention living inside a feverish human body pushing over 100F

[Anonymous No.17417469]

>>17417438
youd be surprised how many people have no fuckng clue where singapore is desu

[Anonymous No.17417477]

>>17416896
Go for it. You cant lose betting against this shitty company.

[Anonymous No.17417478]

>>17417410
maybe it will just move to the southern hemisphere, which will be going into winger as the northern moves into summer

[Anonymous No.17417479]

You guys are okay.
Don’t invest in the stock market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17417480]

please somebody....


tell me how I can make a GUARANTEED gain of 1% in the next 30 minutes, please i really need this

[Anonymous No.17417492]

I can not believe my eyes right now
They just melted through my second and third BWL.a buy walls

[Anonymous No.17417499]

>>17417438
>>17417458
Oh... well then..

[Anonymous No.17417505]

>>17417256
Its not a tax event, they can adjust her IRA without it being taxable. Same principal as a rollover essentially. She won't have to pay taxes until she actually withdraws.

[Anonymous No.17417509]

>>17416330
Cant stop the ZOGmachine. I think they can beat the Corona scare and push us back into bull market for another year

[Anonymous No.17417510]

>>17417480
Dow will gain 150 points in the next 40 minutes

[Anonymous No.17417511]

I'm moving shorts into UK.

[Anonymous No.17417512]

>>17417469
Its where the pirates go to in pirates of the caribean

So its gotta be british but also carribean

But somehow gooks are there

Africa is basically the middle of all of that

Singapore is in gambia

[Anonymous No.17417521]

>>17417466
sure, but in this case its more important to observe how it can exist OUTSIDE of the body, and in what environments

ive heard reports of up to about 9 days on surfaces in general. havent heard enough data from singapore to determine if its different in a more "summer-y" climate

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417524]

Who here didn't buy SNSS and are kicking yourself?
Good news!
You still can. You will still make money. I have maintained since last July that anything under $1 for SNSS is an absolute buy, without question, and I maintain that assessment.

[Anonymous No.17417525]

>SPCE mooning

[Anonymous No.17417526]

>he thinks the markets are recovering

[Anonymous No.17417532]

>>17417399
>>17417399
yep
Knowing and doing are different things though, it's choppy as fuck up there. In 2008 I had a 5k IB account kek, and an idea that I wanted to trade YM. did a lot of staring at screens in horror and not much trading.

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17417540]

>>17417480

>>17417391

[Anonymous No.17417550]

>>17417524
i only have $50 cash. thanks though

[Anonymous No.17417553]

>>17417499
my dude, just figure out the semis under quarantine, look for who competes with them directly, and youll be a ok
just take it easy on the 3x leverage memes. VIX being above 20 means there will be plenty of action with just straight stock

[Anonymous No.17417554]

>>17416599
work out 3x a week, dont eat processed garbage, start talking to ugly girls, casually, then work your way up to a turbo hottie as you build confidence. ez.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17417561]

was in toronto for business, literally zero face masks. everyone walking around like nothings happening. oh boy.

[Anonymous No.17417563]

>>17417532
if you've been trading since 2008 you must be rich by now?

[Anonymous No.17417581]

>>17417510
And by this I mean that I can see it going up to -700 before close

[Anonymous No.17417589]

i bought the dip, how fucked am i? this knife is gonna cut right through my soul isn't it?

[Credit Spread Officer No.17417590]

>he doesn't have his gold puts on

[Anonymous No.17417596]

i have been burned by SPCE twice despite making some money

fuck this retarded stock.

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17417601]

>>17417561
Here in NZ corona doesn't even make the news

[Anonymous No.17417608]

Fuck this I'm hedging with VIX calls

[Anonymous No.17417625]

>>17417617
>>17417617
>>17417617

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17417617
>>17417617
>>17417617

[Anonymous No.17417630]

>>17416866
dca chad with dubs.

[Anonymous No.17417635]

Soooo... do I buy some gold or GOLD or KL now that shits dippin?

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17417638]

>>17417601
its actually wild how polar opposites, marks and the general public is. markets realize how fucking sick this is, but the public is like 'meh the government will take care of me. i have full trust'

[Anonymous No.17417648]

>>17417563
No because I jacked it in 2008 kek.
I came back later and fucked around, now I make a living but on very short term forex. I think I'm going to make good money eventually because it's starting to feel stupidly easy some days and I have cowards discipline. The Dow I am going to have to look at again this day is a joke my meme free indicators have called most of the swings.

[Anonymous No.17417666]

Im longing NVTA

CEO is a very motivated genius savant

[Anonymous No.17417675]

>>17417596
SPCE isn't something to day trade. It's something to put some throw-away money into and then just ignore it for a few years.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17417678]

>>17417550
Buy some April $1 calls for SNSS. You will make money. I am certain of it.

[Anonymous No.17417683]

>>17417635
Take the money you plan to put in gold and do 50% gold and 50% TLT

[Anonymous No.17417690]

Only baggie and pendy are spared. That is if pendy didn't already neck himself from holding GALT for too long.

[Anonymous No.17417701]

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOLD GAINS WTF GO BACK UP GOLD

>>17417561
people have no idea or think its a nothingburger. little do they know they are interacting with chink germs from ghost spreaders and will come down with bat flu in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.17417705]

So has memeology finally taken over quant trading?

[Anonymous No.17417731]

>>17417463
thats literally what the koreans are doing

[Anonymous No.17417795]

Hey investor fags , if the stock market supposedly collapses will that make apartments cheaper because i'm planing on buying one and i want to know if i should wait for this to happen...

[Anonymous No.17417809]

I ONLY 2K SNSS SHARES SHOULD I BUY MORE??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17417816]

>>17417678
im too dumb to know how options work so i only buy shares

[Anonymous No.17417831]

>>17417795
Housing across the board will get cheaper because so many will die

[Anonymous No.17417837]

>>17417795
hard to say
this is mostly effecting asia
as we all know the amount of chinese that own properties over here is stupendous. if theyre hurting for cash, or are trying to get some extra USD, they might be willing to sell for a much lower price

idk tho
real estate aint my thing

[Anonymous No.17417865]

>>17417831
even if this goes full on pandemic, the economic effects are going to kill MUCH more than the virus
were staring down the barrel of the possibility of the entire global market screeching to a halt

[Anonymous No.17418047]

>>17416323
Why not sell now, and re-buy in 2 months when things are really low? I'm all in indices so might not be legally possible even.

[Anonymous No.17418416]

>>17416776
git gud

[Anonymous No.17418509]

>>17416866
>DCA barely beat out lumping on 4 times over 40 years
If you couldn't see this coming, and weren't positioned to profit, you're a smoothbrain

[Anonymous No.17418551]

>>17417795
What you really want to look at is whether interest are going up or down.
Interest rates go up, less people can afford mortgages, people default on loans, housing prices go down.
Interest rates go down, loans are cheaper, more people can afford mortgages, less people default on loans, housing prices go up.
Stock market is more of a symptom to be viewed alongside housing prices than a cause of price fluctuation in the housing market.

[Anonymous No.17418658]

>>17417492
Bags like bowling balls