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[Anonymous No.17413719]

RRREEEEEEEEEEEE
just took a shit at work and now I have to deal with mudbutt for the rest of my fucking awful wageslave day
fuck this gay fucking planet

[Anonymous No.17413935]

>>17413719
Just wipe your ass properly you goddamn ape.

[Anonymous No.17414213]

>>17413719
is this what low iq posting looks like? do you not know how to wipe your ass? You might want to see a doctor if you seep shit after taking a dump.

[Anonymous No.17414244]

wet baby wipes

[Anonymous No.17414265]

Lose weight, fatty.

[Anonymous No.17414274]

You nasty

[Anonymous No.17414921]

People like you caused corona-chan to be born

[Anonymous No.17415084]

>>17413719
Wow i cant imagine not showering after each poop must suck to be a mudbutt.

[Anonymous No.17415269]

what the hell is a mudbutt?

[Anonymous No.17415447]

>>17415269
everyone in this thread except >>17415084
not being able to properly shower your bum to squeaky clean status after pooping is mudbutt status. Wiping DOES NOT cut it. The absolute state of this board

[Anonymous No.17415496]

>>17415447
my shit has a good structure so barely anything sticks to my asshole. if thats not the case for you you should change your diet.

[Anonymous No.17415511]

>>17413719
I wash my butte with a jug of water straight after a poop like a jeet

[Anonymous No.17415517]

>people still wipe in two zero two zero
this >>17415084, my ass is always sparkling clean. mudbutt is for wagie wagies

[Anonymous No.17415540]

>>17415496
>he walks around with poop smears on his ass and thinks he's clean.
Sure fren...I'm sure it's clean.

[Anonymous No.17415552]

My favorite bowel movements are those that occur after a night of beer drinking. It is like soft serve ice cream, and I imagine my ass as an ice cream machine swirling up a pile in the bowl.

What's your favorite type?

[Anonymous No.17415557]

>>17415496
This. I mostly shit out shit that comes out in full turds. Sometimes when I eat badly the shit is softer and thus doesn't come out fully intact. I try to time my shits in the morning so after I shit I hit the shower anyway.

[Anonymous No.17415590]

>>17415540
you fat fuck should start eating some vegetabled

[Anonymous No.17415653]

wipe til i bleed crew... uaware

[Anonymous No.17415674]

>>17415590
>all his friends can smell his shit smears...they know he bought Link at the ATH and laugh at him behind his back
>he thinks hard fiber rich veggie turds don't leave ass stains.

[Anonymous No.17415709]

>>17415517
I was looking for this pic thanks

[Anonymous No.17415716]

>>17413719
40 dollar bidet attachment from amazon

[Anonymous No.17415887]

>>17415709
np I made it awhile back. I don't post it often glad you like it.

[Anonymous No.17415925]

>>17413719
Fuck, you need to work where they supply toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.17415943]

>>17413719
Biz related

[Anonymous No.17415956]

>>17413719
Schedule your shits in the morning. Also I always carry a be of these hidden in my briefcase.

[Anonymous No.17415974]

>>17415269
It's the scat version of mudblood

[Anonymous No.17416031]

>>17413719
dude wtf u doin mang u have to eat only green vegetables and drink green tea nd i guarentee ull never have a mud butt ur shit will be clean af

[Anonymous No.17416276]

>>17415517
god, i had a fucking dream one time where this was just a normal thing
i've lived on the east coast of canada all my life, and so many people that i've encountered are so goddamned unconcerned with other people's privacy when they're doing things like using the washroom or changing their clothes that it's maddening
i swear to god more than half of the people around here are goddamned insect people; you'll be pissing in a public washroom with the door locked, and some bumblefuck lobotomite whose five-second memory span prevents them from remembering that they just witnessed you entering the bathroom will come up to the other side of the door and, without knocking, just try to brute force it open by shaking at the handle and pushing on the door for five seconds—and if you don't fucking YELL something over the sounds of their furious assault on the door to let them know that you're in there, they'll get someone who works at the place to unlock the fucking thing
and this all takes place in the span of, like, a minute
all they'd have to do is fucking knock, but confoundingly simple etiquette that is utterly essential to a civilized society just eludes nearly every age demographic in this impoverished frozen hellscape piss-and-shithole

[Anonymous No.17416304]

>>17415517
god, i had a fucking dream one time where this was just a normal thing
i've lived on the east coast of canada all my life, and so many people that i've encountered are so goddamned unconcerned with other people's privacy when they're doing things like using the washroom or changing their clothes that it's maddening
i swear to god more than half of the people around here are goddamned insectoids; you'll be pissing in a public washroom with the door locked, and some bumblefuck lobotomite whose five-second memory span prevents them from remembering that they just witnessed you entering the bathroom will come up to the other side of the door and, without knocking, just try to brute force it open by shaking at the handle and pushing on the door for five seconds—and if you don't fucking YELL something over the sounds of their furious assault on the door to let them know that you're in there, they'll get someone who works at the place to unlock the fucking thing
and this all takes place in the span of, like, a minute
all they'd have to do is fucking knock, but confoundingly simple etiquette that is utterly essential to a civilized society just eludes nearly every age demographic in this impoverished frozen hellscape piss-and-shithole

[Anonymous No.17416551]

>>17416304
cool story

[Anonymous No.17416568]

>>17415084
this
i cannot take a shit until i am able to have a shower right after
it just feels gross

[Anonymous No.17416676]

Eat some goddamn vegetables you troglodyte