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Does this mean decetrilized hitmen and deadpools?

>> No.17411619

Wtf bros!

>> No.17411656

>>17411605
That's one of the first use cases I envisioned for smart contracts (and my crypto holdings in general).
I want to keep my crypto secret, but I don't want to inadvertently take it with me to my grave.

>> No.17411685

>>17411605
Chainlink is now your complete birth to death solution feggits>>17411605

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>>17411605
So.. we need AI to provide information to Oracles about whether or not somebody is dead or not.. but what if the AI start buying and selling contracts amongst one another ...

>> No.17412235

>>17411605
you're memeing but if LINK actually starts getting real world data, you can make a staking system for real world bounties that trigger a reward for the staker who successfully gets right the obituary date of someone (hence, knowing when that person died because they killed him)

this way you can anonymously make a hitman pool reward where people contribute to the hit

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>>17411605

>> No.17412349

>>17411656
Same and it's going to blow all bizfags mind

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17412796

How do you know when a person is dead? Lets say he doesn't have public facebook or other social media. Where do you get reliable data on that? If he was a famous person, then you could write an algorithm that detects from the news of various news medias that the famous/known person had died(or that there was a mass shooting in a gay parade, but that is more of an "terroristic event" market).

>> No.17412832

>>17412796
Have you never heard of an obituary? A death certificate? That kind of data being publicly accessed is probably right around the corner.

>> No.17412838

>>17412796
You are severely underestimating how far away Chainlink is to even being operational. By then we'll be having real discussions about big data/AI being able to reliably determine deaths.

>> No.17412898

>>17411605
Ari Juels Assaination Squad confirmed. Where were you when AJAS was formed? Does Sergey know about this? Is this a ChainLink coup d'etat?

>> No.17412952

>>17412838
My local hospital already has an API for news outlets to get death information

>> No.17413028

>>17411605

What a retarded scam coin kek

>> No.17413080

Something something automatic life insurance payouts

>> No.17413112

>>17412832
What is a TEE

>> No.17413121

>>17413080
good luck making a bunch of death verification APIs that are fraud resistant, lmao.

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how do I forge my dad's death certificate on the blockchain?

>> No.17413133

>>17411605
Deadman Switches that activate an elaborate revenge plot incase of death by unnatural causes.

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>>17412898
he's already been taken out
What Ari doesn't know is that Sergey has a backup AI running on the Shadowfork.

>> No.17413153

>>17411605
Does this make them your Family Juels?

>> No.17413159

>>17411605
God damn assassination contracts are coming. Where tf does chainlink even get reliable proof of death anyways?

>> No.17413251

Augur already has assassination markets

>> No.17413283

>>17412952
I'm sure they're going to give out an API key to oracles running assassination contracts

>> No.17413509

>>17412832
>kidnap retard with money in smart contract
>fake death certificate
>take money

>> No.17413578

>>17413509
it's assigned to family you dope

>> No.17413995

>>17412832
you are a giant retard and describe a solution that is made obsolete by chainlink literally because it was invented for. central points of failures and current analog bureaucracy. there will be drones operating worldwide that will fly to the last known destination and will take a picture of the deceased iris, dna sample from the skin or hair etc. and if the body is in a closed location there will be a new type of industry for criminals that will operate devices that run a node and in the same time can be used to take samples and the criminal will be trustlessly paid in LINK tokens.

death certificate hahahhaha