/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Signing Up to Tinder No.17394265]

Never used Tinder before. I signed up and took a photo of myself, cracked a self-deprecating joke and talked about my musical taste. No clue what to do from here.

Went through a day's worth of swipes in like 3 minuites. 97% were vapid cunts and the 3% I swiped right on I know I'm not going to hear back from.

I shower every day, I take care of my hair, I maintain my beard, and I make sure to smell good when I walk out (A bidet helps so much). I use deodorant.

I just have absolutely nothing in common and do not understand how to talk to women. The way I see people talk to women is not how they talk IRL.

I can barely seem to get women interested in a sentence from me. Please help me get laid, Biz.

[Anonymous No.17394278]

>>17394265
focus on making money
then fuck biddies

[Anonymous No.17394289]

>>17394265
Get this shit off biz

[Anonymous No.17394307]

>>17394289
I figured if any anons would understand how to sell their dick to women, it'd be biz.

[Anonymous No.17394315]

>>17394307
>to women
that's not how selling sex works Anon

[Anonymous No.17394326]

>>17394265
make a fresh account with a photo and then swipe right 100 times
if you get 10+ matches back you're good
otherwise you need a new photo
female swipes are so heavily monopolized that you'll just waste your time otherwise. even the matches you do get won't take you seriously because you're not the top.

[Anonymous No.17394331]

>>17394265
Just pay a hooker and get it over with.
Sex is nice but it's not the be all, end all.

[Anonymous No.17394363]

>>17394331
Honestly my hand feels better than my fleshlight, even when it's warm. It's nice but I suspect pussy won't be worth the effort.

>>17394326
Right but I'm not the best looking. I don't understand why I need a new account? What is changing the photo going to do? How are you supposed to take a photo?

>>17394315
You're basically selling yourself in the same way you do as an elevator pitch, except you want to fuck the manager.

[Anonymous No.17394382]

Oh, I'm also too autistic to take a hint. I once had a girl spend 2 weeks trying to talk to me and asking to sit in my lap. Eventually I said yes just to shut her up. Still did not realize what she wanted to do when she ground around in my lap.

[Anonymous No.17394430]

>>17394265
go to church to find a woman. women like men who will make sacrifices. going to church shows them you pretty much sacrifice everything about yourself and trust in the Lord to let His will be done for your life

[Anonymous No.17394438]

>>17394430
No. I am not religious.

[Anonymous No.17394445]

>>17394363
If you're not good-looking you're better off trying to become that than trying to make anything out of what you have as far as Tinder goes.
You need a fresh account because they have an elo rank in what is presented to you that will tamper with the results otherwise. Testing the photo is going to give you an idea if using the app is going to be more effective than changing to a different photo. If a photo works you put it on the "mainnet".

[Anonymous No.17394449]

> I use deodorant.
Imagine still falling for the deodorant Jew in 2020

[Anonymous No.17394460]

>>17394438
bitches love religion. i think it's one of the few ways for men and women to talk about things they have in common. marriage in itself is a religious ceremony

[Anonymous No.17394466]

you missed the tinder craze by like 10 years zoomer. try bumble.

[Anonymous No.17394542]

pussy is reserved for alpha males, you are only making it easier for chad by uploading your face to tinder. when it was 20/80 rule couple years ago, it now is 5/95 rule, because hords of bluepilled mongs want to "compete" on the sex market. It's not for you, play other games

[Anonymous No.17394561]

>>17394466
Imagine thinking bumble is any better. It's the same but only harder for beta ogres like OP, because the female has to do the first step. she is extra picky when doing this

[Anonymous No.17394566]

Sounds like you should date men

[Anonymous No.17394621]

>>17394265
Chicks who use tinder are fucking trash dude. You don't want to touch a tinder slut with a 10 foot pole.

[Anonymous No.17394674]

I got a match what the fuck do I do?

[Anonymous No.17394679]

>>17394621
Well no women wan to touch me with a 10 foot pole.

[Anonymous No.17394688]

>>17394265
same problem op

[Anonymous No.17394708]

>>17394674
post screengrab, we'll let you know if suitable

[Anonymous No.17394728]

>>17394679
Maybe you're just severely ugly OP

[Anonymous No.17394737]

>one photo
Well there is your first problem. No thot will match someone whos only picture is a shitty selfie he took in this moms basement.
Get more pictures of yourself, pictures of you outside doing stuff you like or a picture of you with friends. 4-5 and you are fine

[Anonymous No.17395214]

>>17394737
>Friends
I have a single friend. What do you mean, "Doing stuff?"

[Anonymous No.17395220]

>>17394737
Also, I'm swiping left on 50% of the women. THOTs/bubbleheads/retards annoy me.

[Anonymous No.17395224]

>>17394265
>I just have absolutely nothing in common and do not understand how to talk to women.
based
that's your true power

[Anonymous No.17395232]

>>17395214
Like climbiing the top of mount everest selfie is the only thing that gets you tinder pussy.

[Anonymous No.17395268]

>>17395232
I took a selfie. I just don't have pictures of me doing anything since I was like... 12. I don't take out my phone, I just appreciate what's going on.

So what the fuck do i use for a second and third photo?

[Anonymous No.17395314]

>>17394430
How do you even find a woman at church?
I see people throw this around all the time, but what the fuck do you actually do, wait around after mass or something?

[Anonymous No.17395347]

>>17395268
I just told you, you have to be o n mount everest for your selfie!

[Anonymous No.17395365]

>>17394382
Hopeless then, don't even waste your time on tinder. You'll end up with women who ghost you because you didn't reply within 6 minutes of your last message

[Anonymous No.17395370]

>>17395365
Well if I don't get laid by 21 I'm offing myself so I hope I'm not hopeless.

[Anonymous No.17395372]

>>17394466
Hinge*

[Anonymous No.17395380]

>>17394449
People on /biz/ have some strange fucking opinions

[Anonymous No.17395387]

>>17395370
You have to be 18 to post here. Should be 21. Fuck off underage offtopic garbage. Hit up soc or adv.
Or r9k to stay an incel.
Soc unironically has tinder help threads...

[Anonymous No.17395391]

>>17395380
Women unironically prefer your natural scent roughly 1.25 days after your previous shower

[Anonymous No.17395406]

>>17395387
I am over 18, retard. I'll be 21 in 6 months.

[Anonymous No.17395412]

>>17395406
Someday when you grow up you won't measure your age in "will be" but in "was".

[Anonymous No.17395413]

>>17394265
>cracked a self-deprecating joke
already lost

[Anonymous No.17395419]

>>17395412
I'll was 21 in 6 months. As I said, if I don't get laid by 21 I'm offing myself, so, that's unlikely.

>>17395413
Ok

[Anonymous No.17395458]

good evening i hate women

[Anonymous No.17395585]

>>17395419
He's not joking. Self-deprecating humor is especially cringey when used even as some sort of pickup line, let alone a bio, the part of the profile where the user (you) has to make themselves seem attractive.
It's simple. In layman's terms, in order to attract women, you must be attractive. Don't try to be. Just be.
t. Pic related

[Anonymous No.17395602]

>>17395419
You clearly have no idea what you are doing

[Anonymous No.17395612]

>>17394265
One doesn't need to be religious'n'shit to understand that tinder is peak degeneration. The end of civilization.

[Anonymous No.17395641]

>>17394265
Swipe right on everyone Anon, except the ugly people. Sort the matches out after. Make sure your photos are good and maybe change your summary to something funnier, like maybe brick tamlins intro from anchorman, or chaw describing himself from magic hugs. Get the girls phone number in the first conversation you have with her. "Hey I gotta go, can I get your phone number so I can text you later?". Also being above six feet tall helps.

[Anonymous No.17395643]

>>17395214
What do you enjoy doing?
Playing video games and masturbating to chinese cartoons? Good luck finding a girl, you have other problems to fix first.
Just take some pictures that make you look like someone who has his shit together.

[Anonymous No.17395669]

>>17395643
>Just take some pictures that make you look like someone who has his shit together.
like what?

[Anonymous No.17395701]

>>17395669
If you can't figure out what then maybe girls are right to not want you...

[Anonymous No.17395707]

>>17394438
And you wonder why you're unhappy and why you're having trouble with women in a gynocentric dystopia

[Anonymous No.17395714]

>>17395585
I used to have a self-deprecating joke in my bio and once I removed it I got a LOT more matches. But the few women I matched with while I had it were in general a lot more intelligent and easier to talk to.

[Anonymous No.17395715]

This is who you're competing with btw. Maybe roastie will accept your match when she turns 36 but right now she's 'busy'.

[Anonymous No.17395719]

>>17395669
Pictures from your holiday work well, pictures of you cooking, you doing sports, pictures with animals, some bullshit like that.
I have some bad news for you if you still live with your parents.

[Anonymous No.17395751]

>>17395585
>Don't try, just be
me "Just being" involves never attempting to talk to another person for any reason. Clearly "just being" isn't a working strategy.

>>17395602
No shit. That's why I'm making a thread.
>>17395612
Ok
>>17395641
That will not work, and a simple google search shows that. I don't know what a good photo is or how to take it?

>>17395643
Driving, walking, smoking weed, drawing porn, making memes, shitposting. Things that are not conducive to photography or picturesqueness.

>>17395715
90% of the roasties I swipe left on. The algorithm considers that a failure on their part and slightly lowers their score. Plus I literally cannot stand to be in their presence, do not enjoy the garbage that comes from their heads, and cannot stand the bubbleheadedness. My sister is a roastie in her 30s who settled for Tyrone (twice!).

We're a family of stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.17395754]

>>17395719
I have my own apartment thank God. I fuckin love cooking, no clue how I'd take a photo of me cooking without help.

[Anonymous No.17395755]

>>17395719
Makes sense, thanks anon
As for your second point, is it even possible to get into a relationship with someone if you still live with your parents?

[Anonymous No.17395767]

>>17395751
Alright, well maybe try not being so much of a pussy lol

[Anonymous No.17395771]

>>17395767
That would be what I am doing, yes, anon.

[Anonymous No.17395790]

>>17395585
Do I mention my money? I have more than average, do I just come out and say it?

[Anonymous No.17395796]

>>17394265
>I just have absolutely nothing in common and do not understand how to talk to women

Here's your problem. Don't worry about having things in common with women. Women are homunculi. They like what you like. You lead, they fellow. A girl dates some musician in a shitty band, suddenly she takes an interest in old clash albums, she breaks up with him and dates a painter, now she's really fascinated by Modigliani all of a sudden. They break up and she meets a guy in finance, (you in this case) she never so much as looks at a painting again, but she discovers she has a lot of opinions on capital gains tax.

It's cliche as fuck, but be yourself. There's no way to talk to women. Just be you and talk. Let her know your own unique take on the world. Either she goes for it or she doesn't. But you'll find a girl who will. And it's so much better being yourself for a girl who likes that instead of being someone you're not for some vapid thot who wouldn't like the real you anyway.

[Anonymous No.17395799]

>>17395391
You may be correct. I eat a while garlic and a raw onion per day and my armpit smell is strong. I still get the fuck me eyes from some thots at work but that may have to do with the fact that I'm 6'4 and I'm not ugly. I also avoid talking to women at work because I don't see any use apart from sex and procreation, or I may be autistic

[Anonymous No.17395806]

>>17394265
>take pic of 8 inch long, 4 inch thick cock, with perfect mushroom head

What’s the problem anon? I get Pm all the time.

[Anonymous No.17395810]

>>17395751
>smoking weed, drawing porn, making memes, shitposting
Well first of all, forget about that. Don't even mention that when you ever talk to a female. Also stop smoking weed, potheads are retards
>Driving, walking
These are better. When trying to date a female, you have to sell yourself. A picture of you outside on the mountains/hills could work well for example. Along with some bullshit story like "I love to walk around alone in the mountains for hours and just be alone with my thoughts".

[Anonymous No.17395816]

>>17395754
There’s a timer for snapping photos on your phone

[Anonymous No.17395826]

>>17395755
Depends on how old you and the girl are. It can work, but its way easier if you live on your own.

>>17395754
Ask your friend or take a picture of the stuff you cooked if it looks good

[Anonymous No.17395829]

>>17394265
>(A bidet helps so much)
to wash our your ass?

[Anonymous No.17395864]

>>17395268
So it sounds like you have bigger problems in your life than not being able to get pussy. Maybe you should deal with that first.

[Anonymous No.17395872]

17394265
try grindr
>>17394363
honestly a custom made sex doll, fleshlight or even hand is better than modern womens loose flaps
>>17394430
churchgirls are sluts and the pendulum swings far. got with a catholic girl scout from the next campsite over when we were teens. and she was the one who approached me with her friend and asked to hang out after dark. the church didnt even ex communicate her when another girlscout tattled on her

[Anonymous No.17395876]

>>17395806
I have a 7.5" dick, so at least I'm happy with that. I can use both hands!

>>17395810
Medical marijuana, legitimately recommended by my doctor.

>Along with some bullshit story like "I love to walk around alone in the mountains for hours and just be alone with my thoughts".
Unironically sounds incredible.

>>17395864
Such as? Don't like social media--not liking social media = no pictures to share.

>>17395829
Yes. The idea of touching my asshole in the shower is weird to me, so, this cleans that part of my body.

[Anonymous No.17395878]

>>17394363
>Honestly my hand feels better than my fleshlight, even when it's warm. It's nice but I suspect pussy won't be worth the effort.

yeah you're wrong anon

[Anonymous No.17395889]

>>17395826
Will do next time I see him, whenever that is.

>>17395799
Only funny comment in the thread.

>>17395878
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.17395893]

>>17394289
Yeah we need more room for "GET IN MOONMISSION DOGELINKCOIN IS ABOUT TO TAKE OFF SIRS" threads

[Anonymous No.17395909]

>>17395876
>The idea of touching my asshole in the shower is weird to me, so, this cleans that part of my body.

Oh my god man, you are messed up.

[Anonymous No.17395914]

I sent my one match "Love the hair! What are you up to?"

Not expecting a response.

>>17395909
>He likes touching his asshole
That's weird behavior, anon.

[Anonymous No.17395933]

>>17395914
If you hate touching a part of your body you are kinda weird.

You touch your asshole to clean it. If you are fraid of touching it maybe you're afraid that you'll stick your fingers in it and like it hmmmmmmm?

[Anonymous No.17395961]

>>17395933
Me and my friends made fun of a kid in highschool to the point of him in tears because he said he would wash the inside of his asshole with soap. The kid would stick his finger up his ass to the 1st knuckle to clean it, and thought everyone did that. Pretty sure his dad taught him that. But being scared to touch your own asshole is next level tier autistic

[Anonymous No.17395984]

>>17394265
I just got Tinder recently too. I just can't understand how people get so many matches. I don't even think I have that bad photos. I'm smiling in my photos, doing activities, doing normie things (travelling etc) and think I look fine. I've had it for a week and only managed to get one (worthwhile) match that I haven't yet messaged. What should i say?

[Anonymous No.17396013]

>>17395961
I don't touch my ass to wash it in the shower. I just maybe turn around in the shower.

[Anonymous No.17396049]

>>17396013
I bet you smell.

[Anonymous No.17396140]

>>17396013
If you dont wash your ass and your asshole, you will probably get mad hemorrhoids and the smell would be so bad a $5 hooker couldnt suck your dick

[Anonymous No.17396150]

>>17395933
>>17395961
Shit comes from your asshole. Shit gets on your hand. If I get shit on my hands when rubbing, you can still smell it even after thorough scrubbing (>1) under the sink.

Don't shake my hand you nasty faggot.

>>17396013
Get a bidet because >>17396049
>>17396140 are probably correct.

[Anonymous No.17396155]

>>17395984
Ask her if she wants to hook up before Tyrone does

[Anonymous No.17396168]

>>17395984
>Traveling
DESU I want to go on a road to chicago. I've been trying to source a particular soda but it is only in ONE SITE that only delivers in romania, Georgia, and one shop in Chicago.

Does that count as traveling?

[Anonymous No.17396180]

>>17396150
What the fuck do you eat that's so bad that you cant wash shit stink from your hands with soap and water? Lol are you a currynigger? Because that could explain the trouble on Tinder as well

[Anonymous No.17396191]

>>17394265
why do /fit/ and /pol/ faggots keep posting on this sub

[Anonymous No.17396220]

>>17395961
>next level tier
>wanting to be accepted so bad you use a fad word redundantly

[Anonymous No.17396231]

>>17396191
Couldn't tell you, don't use either.

[Anonymous No.17396235]

>>17396180
Nope, my name is not Pajeet. You're literally claiming your shit doesn't stink, anon.

[Anonymous No.17396246]

>>17394265
nice blogpost faggot

[Anonymous No.17396295]

Not sure who's who in this thread anymore.
But I take a lot of bodysoap in my left hand and rub it all over my anus and asscheeks for a few minutes and then rinse it off with a lot of water. And my ass is the last thing I wash in the shower.

[Anonymous No.17396306]

>>17396295
Do you get out and then immediately wash your hands? You're no better than Muslims with their left hand.

[Anonymous No.17396371]

>>17396306
Yes, I immediately wash my hands.

[Anonymous No.17396382]

>>17396235
I'm claiming I can wash my hands if there is shit on them and them not smell like shit after. You are saying after washing your hands they still smell like shit like your shit stained them or something

[Anonymous No.17396387]

I shower every day, I take care of my hair, I maintain my beard, and I make sure to smell good when I walk out - the anon

[Anonymous No.17396394]

>>17396220
I'm guessing you were picked on in school and an incel. Keep holding out for the anime sex dolls bud

[Anonymous No.17396411]

>>17395796
women are the most beautiful race in the world if your statement holds true

[Anonymous No.17396442]

>tfw tried it for the first time and have like 15 matches but have only talked to like 2 of them
I don't know how to talk to people help

[Anonymous No.17396452]

>>17396442
just be yourself

[Anonymous No.17396468]

>>17396382
You have to wash your hands thoroughly. You touch your asshole.

You do not strike me as the "Thorough handwashing" kind of guy.

>>17396387
Your point?

[Anonymous No.17396502]

>>17395314
You don’t. It’s literally a lie
>>17394542
This and not one person on this board is an alpha male

[Anonymous No.17396511]

>>17396468
>You do not strike me as the "Thorough handwashing" kind of guy.
I wash my hands constantly with black and gold. I work at a dairy with shit everywhere, sometimes covered in shit, and I can take a shower and not smell like it. Or can wash shit off my hands and put them in your mom's mouth and her suck on them till they prune.

[Anonymous No.17396534]

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.17396539]

>>17396534
it's overrated anyway

[Anonymous No.17396554]

>>17396511
>Can't smell his own shit on his hand
>works around the only animal smellier than humans and chimps
This activates my almonds.

[Anonymous No.17396594]

>>17396534
I kissed a woman. Really got in there with my tongue too. Then we went to her bedroom and she got naked and I asked if she had a condom and she said no, so I left. Dunno why though, a condom only protects the woman.

[Anonymous No.17396721]

>>17396452

[Anonymous No.17396729]

>>17396554
Bro, normal people can wash their hands and not smell shit anymore. Plus, cow shit stinks less than cat shit or pig shit or human shit. There is something wrong with your bowels if your are producing shit that you cant wash the smell off your hands. You want to have sex, but I dont think you could handle the smell of a hot sweaty pussy and butthole

[Anonymous No.17396745]

>>17396729
OH, YOU MISUNDERSTAND.

You won't smell it from even a couple inches away, but, if you really put your nose to your hand, you can smell the feint phantom of your shit.

Try it next time you get your hand in bovine shit and wash your hands.

[Anonymous No.17396797]

>>17394265
honestly, if you are able to be casual and funny with women and not put them on a pedestal / treat them special, you already have gone a long way in correcting the mistakes that beta bitches make. Women don't want to be catered to so easily, they want to feel like "one of the guys" until they're ready to get fucked. Incels won't understand this, but acting cool and casually goes a long way with the opposite sex.
>>17395715
jealousy of other me is for faggots, why do the lowest of the low men feel entitled to attractive women? You've literally done nothing to show your worth on the dating market.
>>17396721
>why am I not entitled to love from a specific individual
>why am I not naturally a gigachad
>why can't I just treat them like a machine
You guys are the male equivalent of the women you swipe left on, the only difference is even most average/ugly women have SOME experience with sex.

[Anonymous No.17396870]

>>17395984
Tinder is intended to make men pay for premium services. They want you to buy boosts

[Anonymous No.17396969]

>>17394265
>lure them into dressing up according to your kink
>engange them into ideas of sex orgies
>always have sedative drugs when they visit you
>drug them
>rape them multiple times
>clean up the messy place
>lay next to her and wake up with her
>pretend it was sex with consent
>be nice
>make some breakfast
>act more confused when she acts confused
>repeat

[Anonymous No.17397019]

>>17396870
this must be the case. matches for days when I first download the app and then 0 afterwards.

[Anonymous No.17397138]

Using a bidet doesn't mean you shouldn't wash your asshole in the shower too.

[Anonymous No.17397197]

>>17397138
Well I'm not doing that so my only option is to enemaize myself.

[Anonymous No.17397229]

>>17397197
>Hurr durrr I'm such a closet fag I don't want to touch my anus but sticking a turkey baster up my asshole and giving myself an enema is soooo much better and totally not gay

[Anonymous No.17397242]

>>17397229
Turkey baster? No, it's a jet of water you dipshit. It really does a better job than your hand ever could; you could pressure wash your sidewalk with this thing.

[Anonymous No.17397254]

>>17394265
Take a seat OP, allow me to provide you a free consultation. Comfortable? Need anything?

*Buzz*

Vanessa, fetch the OP and I a water and a coffee please, thank you. *Click*

Now OP, I see you’re having some trouble in the pussy department. We’ve all been there, the western world is dying and it really is getting crazier out there. But do not despair, the sexual market place is just like any other market place! Like any other market, it can be gamed. Some make it, some don’t, and others just go crazy obsessing over the charts.

Now, like investing in any market, you gotta have a strategy in place before you pull the trigger on anything. So, first we need to lay that out. Trying to get laid? Stick to the dating apps, trying to find a serious partner? Not gonna happen on Tinder fren, you’re going to need a more niche platform. I recommend a third position if you will, in order to catch a lot of fish, you’re gonna need a proper commercial net!

I used the following apps in tandem:
>Tinder
>Bumble
>Hinge

Of the three, I found the best engagement on Hinge by quite the margin, followed by Bumble and lastly Tinder. But, you’re going to use all three and swipe like the bloodshot coomer you are until we get some data points on that map!

So, we’ve equipped you with the technology and we’ve got the numbers gameplan in place, time to clean up your sad excuse of a profile.

>Men Value Love, Women Love Value

Remember that phrase OP, women are attracted to value, your profile must be an expose of the value you bring to the table to appeal to all of little superficial nodes in her brain. Your profile must have a healthy variety of photos that provide the femoid context on your social status, physique, style, and recreational activity. >Went on vacation a year ago to NYC? POST.
>Hit the strip with some lads and sporting a nice fit? POST.
>Feeling /fit/ after breaking a recent gym PR? POST.

Next Time, we’ll discuss closing the deal w/ matches.

[Anonymous No.17397267]

>>17397242
You said "enemaize myself" and I understood that as taking an enema. NOT A FUCKING BIDET YOU FUCKING MORON!

[Anonymous No.17397290]

>>17394382
extremely relatable

[Anonymous No.17397323]

>>17397197
>>17397254
>Trying to get laid? Stick to the dating apps, trying to find a serious partner? Not gonna happen on Tinder fren

This is good advice. Are you looking for a relationship or do you just want to fuck?

[Anonymous No.17397434]

What happened to just approaching women IRL? Works fine for me, way better quality and quantity than online.
If you need advice for that route ask away, I'll try to help as much as I can.

[Anonymous No.17397548]

>>17396721
Top kek

[Anonymous No.17397611]

>>17394265
You wouldn't sell a car by saying it sucks. Self depreciation is already a tricky one to pull off in message boards. Irl it flat out doesn't work unless you have a good context for it and enough other things to counterbalance the statement. It feels weird at first but I've had better luck with projecting a prideful image, almost cocky, and sprinkling a little bit of goofball, eccentric, and clown stuff to soften it. Teasing her about something builds a little tension. Safe jokes about something that won't upset too many people, hmmmorous observations, then cracking targeted jokes that are offensive but you know she will find funny because she also dislikes the butt in your joke. I'm not the best at it but the best thing is girls really can't tell what's good or bad, they just follow your lead and if you say you're good they believe it. The opposite is true as well.
Most relationships start online now but I feel like tinder et al are not the best place for that. Social activities and clubs around a shared interest will lower her defenses, she's there for [thing] first, and from there it's convincing her to go out for coffee or drinks. In a dating context she knows what you want already so you instantly lose the surprise aspect of asking for a date. Lunch dates are great because it's short, just long enough to get her wanting more, also makes talking about work easier if that's something you would brag about. You want her to go back thinking about you and wanting more. Walking dates and galleries are more for once it's a couple thing and first and second impressions have been made.
As for photos you want suggestive. Your not selling you, but your lifestyle. A portrait taken by not you, a pic with friends(bonus points if dog in pic), then an activity. Activity like on stage at open mic, hiking on a trail, doing a sportsball, at a professional conference, anything that says you do thing and are higher in that social setting.

[Anonymous No.17397681]

>>17394265
It's not worth it bro, go MGTOW.

[Anonymous No.17397700]

>>17397434
What do you say?

[Anonymous No.17397720]

>>17397611
all that for a hole. yikes

[Anonymous No.17397732]

>>17397700
>What do you say?
It doesn't matter what you say, she either likes you or not. Just chat about anything for a few minutes and then try getting touchy, you'll see immediately if she is into you or not.

[Anonymous No.17397753]

>>17394265
Fuck roasties. Focus on profits and gains!

[Anonymous No.17397763]

>>17394265
Tinder is done, I remember in like 2014, 2015 I was banging chicks on Tinder left, right and center. Now it is only validation and attention, none actually want to go out and do something.

[Anonymous No.17397787]

This is my bumble profile and I get a good amount of matches when I’m actually active. Granted I am a Chad though so I would probably still get matches based on looks alone, but I did notice more matches when I started throwing in a little sarcastic wit and some truthfulness in there. Also my last sentence doesn’t refer to a douchey gym pic or mirror selfie but a picture from a bodybuilding show which is much different

[Anonymous No.17397805]

u mad bro?

[Anonymous No.17397836]

>>17397787
The most truthful part of that pic is "Cancer"

[Anonymous No.17397858]

>>17394265
Are you fat bro

[Anonymous No.17397876]

>>17397805
Superlikes work?? How the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17397881]

>>17397787
>5’11
>Chad

King of Manlets more liek

[Anonymous No.17397886]

>>17397720
Do it right and you're just having fun, the hole just kind of comes into your life. It's an expensive pet but I feel happier with a partner. If you can do without one life is probably easier in some ways. It takes lots of effort to get a decent bit of money or develop skill and knowledge in hobbies and activities too. The ticket is only good for one ride so find out what you want and go get it. Personally I enjoy the familiarity and built up shared experiences. It's been a net positive so far.

[Anonymous No.17397888]

>>17394315
have sex

[Anonymous No.17397891]

>>17397881
Lol you’re a fucking idiot if you think that an inch under 6 foot is a manlet. The average American male is 5’9”

[Anonymous No.17397892]

>>17397787
Ur a manlet anon grow an inch before you falsely claim to be a chad

[Anonymous No.17397898]

>>17394289
Hear hear

[Anonymous No.17397909]

>>17394265
To get women interested in you is to stop caring so much about women. Also, Tinder women are a bad investment, you will spend a crap ton on dates and probably won't get laid either. Too risky.

[Anonymous No.17397929]

>>17394278
this
I had regrets about not using tinder but then I thought about the stds and the annoying qualities of promiscuous women. I’ve met a few young women who do not use dating apps, they are fucking unicorns. Usually even average looking girls and ugly girls have tinder, because they don’t place saving sex for marriage high up on their list.
Met a girl last week through a female friend who knows I don’t like sluts. This girl I met doesn’t use tinder, had one boyfriend who she broke up with before having sex, and she actually has a brain. Kind of weird, I’m so used to women being npc like but then I remember that my non-npc female friend introduced me to this new girl, and my friend has a degeneracy detector way stronger than mine.

[Anonymous No.17397934]

>>17397891
What was that? I couldn’t hear you down there, all I heard was COPE.

[Anonymous No.17397939]

>>17395767
>>17395602
>>17395458
>>17395413
>>17394566
>>17394542
>>17394449
>Giving opinions as a virgin
Have sex, larps

[Anonymous No.17397957]

>>17395914
>"Love the hair! What are you up to?"
fuck that's cringe. ask about her bio/something in her pics. or tell a joke. if she doesn't have a picture of something you find interesting or something in her bio interesting or you're an unfunny twat you move on.

[Anonymous No.17397961]

I'm 49. Been using Tinder since my divorce 3 years ago. I only use the app to get laid once a month. That's it. The quality of women I've met on tinder is fucking bottom of the barrel whores. muh travel adventure independent swipe left if trump supporter thots. Good for their holes once a month. Still waiting for true love, but I won't find that on an app.

[Anonymous No.17397981]

>>17397961
Based Boomer

[Anonymous No.17397982]

>>17397939
how so? self depreciating jokes dont work on tinder. or at all, really. i cant think of many things that turn a woman off more. the only way a self depreciating joke works is if you look like a male model

on TINDER though? lol why not just write "im a fucking faggot" in the bio

[Anonymous No.17397990]

>>17394265
You sound like a turbo autist OP. I bet most women would ghost you even if you managed to get a first date.

[Anonymous No.17398001]

>>17397981
Gen X, not boomer. If I was a boomer I'd kill myself and spare the world my disgusting existence.

[Anonymous No.17398037]

>>17395214
>What do you mean, "Doing stuff?"
nigga how do u live
also fuck off back to r9k

[Anonymous No.17398067]

>>17398001
What’s it like dating up in the 40’s? Abysmal I imagine, do you hover around the same age or punch lower (30’s?), and if so how low?

[Anonymous No.17398076]

>>17396534
Same bro.

[Anonymous No.17398083]

>>17397990
This, kek

[Anonymous No.17398147]

>>17398067
I've never dated anyone over the age of 40 and won't. Although, I have certain advantages over the average GenXer as I'm fit with chad looks. In the past 6 months the youngest I fucked was 23 and oldest was 34. One of those girls I wanted a relationship with but she was too flakey and wouldn't have been loyal. I'm not the desperate type. I don't mind being alone and if that's god's will, so be it. I would prefer to share my life with someone though.

[Anonymous No.17398163]

>>17397323
I just want to fuck for now.

>>17397254
You really are the CEO of based, anon. You're a good man, I appreciate the advice.

>>17397434
The concept of just approaching someone and talking to them is wild to me, anon. Usually when people randomly start talking to me, I get visibly uncomfortable. What situations are optimal to start a conversation.

>>17397787
Thank you for the notes
>>17397805
1st seems like a bitch, second can't tell, third is meh. What are you bragging about?

>>17397858
I'm on 4chan, you guess.

>>17397957
>Complimenting someone and asking what activity they are partaking is cringe
This is what I don't understand. This is why I say I have nothing in common with women. Half the time they don't even have a bio, what the hell?

[Anonymous No.17398183]

>>17397990
Accurate, probably. Am literally autistic.

>>17398037
>r9k
Eww
>nigga how do u live
I basically go where I want to, when I want to, and pursue my hobbies without needlessly advertising them, except for drawing porn. That makes some money. How the fuck do you live?

[Anonymous No.17398408]

>>17398163
>The concept of just approaching someone and talking to them is wild to me, anon.
It's normal really, but do try to elicit a nonverbal cue before anything verbal.
>Usually when people randomly start talking to me, I get visibly uncomfortable.
That's because you're probably a shut in aspie. But that's fixable, I'm talking from personal experience.
>What situations are optimal to start a conversation.
Here is what I usually do if I see a cute girl I like. Before saying anything I just look at her and try to establish eye contact. If she holds it or smiles I go talk to her, about anything. If she gives me a wtf look or turns away it's a lost cause so I don't even approach those.

[Anonymous No.17398420]

>>17397787
Just realized: "Self-employed and work from home"
Thanks, I wanted a way to describe how I make money and knew about the "entrepreneur" meme but didn't think "Run my own business" sounded reasonable for someone my age.

Good post, anon.

>>17397934
I'm the virgin in the thread and even I think you're coping about something, anon. :^)

[Anonymous No.17398451]

>>17398408
>Nonverbal cue
Que es?
>That's because you're probably a shut in aspie.
>But that's fixable, I'm talking from personal experience
Please share your wisdom, I mentioned above I was a literal autistic. So, more about these cues. What are they and how do you induce them?
>Here is what I usually do if I see a cute girl I like...
Literally the most helpful 3 sentences I have read in a while. More please.

[Anonymous No.17398481]

>>17398163
>This is why I say I have nothing in common with women.
Judging by your previous post about your hobbies, you aren't an interesting person
>Half the time they don't even have a bio, what the hell?
Most people are uninteresting idiots, though perhaps slightly more-so for women

[Anonymous No.17398507]

Women get dozens of matches a week. Always swipe right, then afterwards choose from whatever matches you get.
Be in more than one site. Two or three at least.
Consider hiring a professional photographer for a day and take pictures (several hundred) of yourself around your city and then choose 3-4 out of the whole lot.
The only purpose of the app's chat room is to set up a day for the date. Always set up the date in the first 2-3 messages you send. The app's chat room is not the place to know each other. If you give her your attention and conversation there then she won't feel the need to meet IRL.

etc etc. Online game is a specialized kind of play and you should read a little from the experts if you want to succeed.

[Anonymous No.17398620]

>>17398451
By cues I just meant eye contact, it can be anything else but eye contact works best imo. If you just jump someone out of the blue it's natural that they feel a bit weirded out. But throw in some eye contact beforehand and it's like you're aquaintances already.
Don't feel discouraged if you get a few weird looks here and there, some women are just cunts like that.
Most of the time if you just keep staring at her she will either

>walk away, turn around, look elsewhere
No harm done, just keep doing whatever you were doing.
>or she will keep looking at you
At that point just go say hi, chit chat a bit, ask her out or if she seems into you try making a move right there.

[Anonymous No.17398639]

>>17394265
what does this have to do with the bsv pnd

[Anonymous No.17398743]

>>17398507
Links anon.
>>17398481
>you aren't an interesting person
I have been chased by wild fucking turkeys in the middle of a city street. I once caused a massive shitstorm from 60 miles away which resulted in several business trips being ruined, all because one guy gave me his crunchyroll password accidentally.

I caused *several* 3-michelin star restaurants in NYC to shut down phone service for over a day because of the absolute volume of my prank calls between me and some online friends. It was fuicking great. We got a place in Washington to shut down their phones for a month.

I've done video editing, game design and trained myself in Photoshop successfully, to the point I could theoretically monetize them. I even won a state competition for video game design back in high school for my source mod. I taught myself to draw and have been profiting off of that. How the hell is this not interesting, anon?

>>17398639
Kek. Dating on the blockchain, anon. Determine a person's number-rating using distributed, trustless consensus.

>>17398620
This was wonderful. Thank you, anon.

[Anonymous No.17398778]

>>17396797
>acting cool and casually goes a long way with the opposite sex.
This
But honestly if you have an attractive face it doesn’t even matter you can pretty much do anything.

[Anonymous No.17398824]

>>17398743
Blackdragon specializes in online game. He's a highly successful businessman with over 20 years of experience, so it's his primary mode of game because it's the most time efficient.
Everything he writes in his blog is pure gold. His books (except his main one) are very pricy but they are proven methods.

[Anonymous No.17398856]

>>17398824
>Blackdragon
This is a good post, thank you.

[Anonymous No.17398939]

>>17394438
There is your problem
You are too much of the world

[Anonymous No.17399093]

>>17395876

If you're dick is 7.5" then you'll be fine. It's just like any other skill, you gotta work at it. Want to be a good pitcher? Keep throwing the ball.

You don't know how to talk to women because you don't do it. I suspect your autism has severly hindered this. It may take a while for you to git gud, so be patient.

The one thing I CAN say is, I seem to match with a lot of good looking girls, but have trouble closing (Fuck the other anons that have hundreds-thousand matches REEEEEE). And a lot of these girls just want validation. I saw some stat somewhere that likee 75% of Tinder users haven't even gone out on a real date before. I used to only match with average chicks and fat girls. But once I added some good pics, it dramatically shot up. But even then, these girls stop responding a lot of the times. And I put in a lot of effort to be witty and say things based off their bio. It's like herding cats. It's all so tiresome.

I know this won't help much (incoming blog post), but I have a 5" inch peen, have trouble getting it up because of rotting my brain from watching porn for 15 years, and also blow my load fairly quickly. On top of this, I have moobs (despite yo-yo dieting for years). So my sexual confidence is fucked and I avoid women now due to so many past failures. I'm apprehensive to get married (despite being in a long term relationship before and having slept with 7 girls or so). So it's really hard to trust in women that they won't rape you emotionally or in a divorce, when they can chase their happiness when you don't provide them that dopamine anymore. Hence everyone's frustration.

But the point I was trying to make was, dude with a dick that big, get in shape and stop being a fucking autistic faggot. My god I would be fucking so many chicks if my peen was that big. Good luck fren. Be patient.

[Anonymous No.17399104]

>>17397805
I guarantee you more than half of your matches are fakes.

[Anonymous No.17399152]

>>17398856
Just be careful when reading him. He is the epitome of a sucessful INTJ man. Sexually successful, financially successful, etc. He preaches individualism. You won't agree with everything he says at first but he's a too rational and reasonable person, and if you aretoo you will probably end up agreeing with him on a rational level, even if it makes you feel bad.

He is too redpilled for people over here. Whether you agree with him or not never talk or try to convince of his points to anyone over here. It's a waste of time and you will get nowhere.

[Anonymous No.17399164]

>>17396721
just saw this. top fucking kek this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.17399173]

Tried tinder, bumble and one other app.
It got me only 2 dates and wasted a lot of my time.
2 girls I asked out on a date told me no.
One was a stranger the other a coworker.
I am a guy who gave up. Now I hope to start investing in stocks, I travel and read the Quran.

[Anonymous No.17399249]

>>17394265
>2 K 2 FUCKING 0
>still giving the smallest amount of fuck about women
NOT EVER IN 1000 YEARS GONNA MAKE IT KYS

[Anonymous No.17399302]

>>17397886
>>17397611
>>17397961

based

[Anonymous No.17399536]

>>17397720
This. Imagine putting that much effort for a CHANCE to get laid. Would you work a few weeks for a chance to get your salary? Doubt it. Meanwhile Chad doesn't even try he just gets pussy as a consequence of existing.

[Anonymous No.17399538]

>>17394382
Jesus

[Anonymous No.17399552]

>>17394449
Lmfao,the deodorant jew

[Anonymous No.17399658]

>>17395715
>using low res selfie like a beta pussy
NGMI

[Anonymous No.17399706]

>>17399093
You are a pathetic retard. Enjoy wasting time chasing a small chance at getting laid when you could be doing literally anything else instead.

[Anonymous No.17399761]

multimillionaire incel here
read rationale male
lift 6 days a week compound all that shit
nothing will work accept your fate
have sex