tfw

[Anonymous No.17378183]

>tfw talk to yourself often
>tfw door open
>tfw held in most of my thoughts to myself without saying anything out loud
>tfw couldnt resist and started a conversation with myself
>tfw person was at my door and heard me talking to no one
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17378288]

Have sex

[Anonymous No.17378373]

>>17378183
Anon, I... you're a normie

[Anonymous No.17378402]

>>17378183
he also left immediately when I greeted him. Either he was drunk or he got weirded out.

[Anonymous No.17379041]

>>17378402
bump for attention. Gove me attention NOW

[Anonymous No.17379064]

>>17379041
WOW OP THAT'S INTERESTING, I TOO DO WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IN YOUR OP HAHAHHAHGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA IT FEELS VERY GOOD TO BE AS AUTISTIC AS I WANT AND NOT HAVE TO CENSOR MYSELF AROUND NORMIES, I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, BUT NOT REALLY I WANT A QT GF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BASED AND BASEDPILLED

[Anonymous No.17379065]

do you think hes going to come back and murder you because you talked to yourself?
did he interview you for a job yesterday?
were you supposed to be sucking his dick later?

if not who cares

[Anonymous No.17379097]

>>17379041
>tfw couldnt believe it
>tfw it turns out they have a boyfriend or something
>tfw they can hear me talking to myself
>tfw started to talk more about myself and this seemed to get them hot and erect
>tfw started using the same rhyming exclamations
>tfw loud laughter could be heard from inside their mouth
>tfw we walked into the kitchen to try and silence it
>tfw our friend put the blue panties on and attempted to choke me but he was firm and roused his head.
>tfw he went to yell at me but i told him to shut up
>tfw my god when he said those things i could feel them on my face pressing hard

[Anonymous No.17379161]

>>17379041
bump for attention!?
The Grinch Guy-
Penguin Muffin and Scoop have been frozen in ice at a picnic by Santa's sleigh. They're about to be abducted by the Grinch when they suddenly are released by a mysterious, adorable little girl who promises to help them out. Unfortunately, it's a bit too late for those unfortunate penguins! But even after hearing their plight, the little girl puts a lump of coal in her stocking so that they'll be home safe, even if she has to steal the Grinch's sleigh.


The Ketchup Necklace - Behold, the most obvious expression of resentment on any Christmas tree!

There are only a few foods that are guaranteed to be as comforting as a bowl of leftover tuna salad,and there's nothing better than Christmas dinner when you don't have to eat the bird in front of mom.

[Anonymous No.17379185]

THERE'S YOUR GODDAMN ATTENTION.

I'm an evangelist.- WHICH IS WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, I TOTALLY DON'T TRUST YOU.
- I got the Bullseye, has the biggest bible on the corner.

In front of his house.
I see it on my way out.
- IT'S A DOLL.

I THINK YOU COULD SAVE HIM.
WHO ARE YOU THINKING WITH, TOREADO?

- YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOIN' TO GET AN ATTENTION.

I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU.

[Anonymous No.17379202]

I talk to myself too but I just repeat nigger over and over and “I’m gonna kill myself”
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17379262]

>>17379202
Do it in public

[Anonymous No.17379291]

>>17379202
sometimes I'll say out loud to myself "just shoot yourself in the fucking head and get it over with" and then hope nobody heard me

[Anonymous No.17379320]

>>17379291
I'm unironically going to kill myself once I've made and been a hedonist for a few years. I literally fantasize about killing myself and waking up and seeing God. I just want to get answers. Probably wouldn't get any though because I'd be burning in the lake of fire lol

[Anonymous No.17379434]

>>17379320
I hope you reconsider anon. I feel like I want to do it sometimes but deep down it's not what I want.

[Anonymous No.17379523]

>>17379320
theres no god and you would be throwing away your only glimpse at this universe
>get a skill
>make money
>fuck asian women
in that order

[Anonymous No.17379563]

>>17378183
You need to practice the art of sanchez. It opens neural pathways in the brain that will increace brain function. It also has healing properties. I dont know for sure but you might even stop talking to yourself. To do this forum your hand into a cup. Put it down your backside. Now rip ass. Catch the fart into your hand and bring it directly to your nose. Now breath deeply through your nose and hold for 10 seconds. Repeat hourly for best results.

[Anonymous No.17379596]

>>17379434
I might change my mind. Once i make It I'm just gonna lock myself in my mcmansion for a few years with a fuck ton of books on religion and philosophy. I too don't want to die, I wish I could live forever in paradise with a qt waifu, but I've been having a hard time lately believing in that.

[Anonymous No.17379642]

>>17378183
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.17379718]

I respond to hypothetical conversations I have in my head out loud

[Anonymous No.17379737]

>>17379718
this

[Anonymous No.17380465]

>>17379563
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.17380478]

>>17379718
Ya, exactly. I make up random arguments and argue with myself as if it's someone else kek. Kind of like shadow boxing.

[Anonymous No.17380744]

>>17379642
No