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17358866 No.17358866 [Reply] [Original]

Elon musk is the main character and we're all NPC's.

You will amount to nothing. You are nothing. You will kill yourself after making it due to boredom. Before my suicide, I wanna play league of legends on acid for a solid year straight, until I hit challenger rank 1 and then my legacy will be over. I can (return) to the original state of the universe, of which is where it (came) from.

>> No.17358875

>>17358866
yall zoomers are no fun

>> No.17358889

I AM GOD
YOU ARE NOTHING

>> No.17358896

>>17358866
I was gonna write a paragraph about how much of a faggot you were, but the task is too daunting because you’re so much of a faggot, so I’ll just call you a faggot instead. Faggot.

>> No.17358899
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17358899

>>17358875
Well then, what would you do humble npc sprite?

>> No.17358919
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17358919

>>17358896
And yourself?

>> No.17358958

>>17358866
Elon is pseudo intellectual

>> No.17358976

>>17358919
Well for starters a I’m not enough of an NPC to fall for Elon’s cult of personality. He’s a CEO that makes futuristic vehicles and has some ideas about infrastructure changes, none of which have been implemented. Big fucking deal. Second of all, league sucks. Third, get a fucking hobby that fulfills you. I write and I draw, what do you do? If your goal is to get rank 1 in league that’s fine, but you clearly don’t think it’s fulfilling. So what do you want? If you want to kill yourself just do it, don’t be such a fag about it.

>> No.17359004

>>17358899
Life is not bad anon, just seems zoomers sometimes think too much.
>get pegged by big titty Japanese femdoms while exploring Japans castles, parks, cities, countryside
>impregnate wealthy gf so my offspring will have a better life than me financially
>improve the life of my family/friends when I can
>get any goods from around the world shipped to me, taste tea from all corners of the world
>take a long hot bath with relaxing music, wine, and a windowed view into my garden
I have never been bored before, you can literally do almost anything you want.

>> No.17359030

>>17359004
You need money for all that tbf.