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Moon Edition

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Previous >>17331222

>> No.17333964

Time for CAKE lads
also fuck tripfags

>> No.17333968
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>the Yen
Ultimate Golden Bull Risk Off Extravaganza

>> No.17333969
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THIS MARKET IS BULLSHIT

>> No.17333970
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17333970

ANON TRANNY WHY YOU SEEEEEETHE,
CANT YOU SEE,
THAT TRIPFAGS ARE THE REASON YOURE MAKING MOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-NEY

>> No.17333974

>https://www.manufacturing.net/aerospace/news/21117008/boeing-finds-a-new-issue-with-max-debris-in-fuel-tanks

Boeing said Tuesday that it found debris contaminating the fuel tanks of some 737 Max jets that it built in the past year.

>> No.17333989
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Between the S&P e-mini and SOXL it's like infinite free money. What a time to be alive

>> No.17333998

>>17333974
Well that's going to fuck up our GDP.

>> No.17334002

fukc tripniggers go back to rebbit where you belong

>> No.17334018
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17334018

>>17333964
its sad most people won't be eating the CAKE

>> No.17334024

>>17333998
GDP is for wagies, the market wins

>> No.17334036

>>17334002
but reddit is full of liberals, I can deal with discord trannys like you, but liberals are the worst.

>> No.17334038

>>17333998
Boeing literally cannot stop fucking up lately.

>> No.17334039

>>17334002
This
Fuck the shills and fuck the trips.

>> No.17334042

>chink stimulus incoming

>> No.17334060
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Gamers rise up.

>> No.17334066
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Look at ALLY folks, might be an easy swing buck.

>> No.17334071

>>17333989
Did you buy the TSLA dip? I told you this was going to happen, you had plenty of time to get your position ready.

>> No.17334087
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>LPTX hits 52-week high
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
WHERE ARE YOU LPTXANON I HOPE YOU HELD ON!!

He went out for a run and stir fry and never came back. God bless him.

Could you imagine if you bought fucking GALT instead of LEAP THERAPEUTIX? Ahahahahahahahaha

>>17333955
Well said

>> No.17334093

>>17333970
I thought weed smokers were chill & laid-back, not cringey try-hards

>> No.17334111

>>17334071
I came so close and in the end I did not. You were right though. I was just hoping we'd get a good dip and I was gonna go in on some 3 month out calls and try to make some serious bank. My eye is on it though

>> No.17334130

Fuck you TSLA drop to 880 already

>> No.17334134

>>17334038
>buys SPCE yesterday
>up 11% right now
>still in the red
Kek

>> No.17334135

none of this makes any fucking sense. why the fuck is everything at all time highs still. the whole world is dying around us and we're not selling off? FFS you can't spend it when you're dead.

>> No.17334164
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>>17334135
Maybe you're wrong and everybody else making money is right?

>> No.17334166

RIP Groupon

>> No.17334173

>>17334135
Euphoria phase - we're bound to get fucked sooner or later.

>> No.17334214

>>17334135
>the whole world is dying around us
The whole world is going up. Less wars, less disease, parts of Africa slowly getting its shit together, technology and science booming.

>> No.17334234

>>17334135
>the whole world is dying around us
Ok chicken little

>> No.17334235

Fuck this clown market. I’m hodling in TQQQ and taking the week off. It’s comfy here

>> No.17334263

>>17334111
No worries. I'll let you know if I see any other good opportunities since I've done fairly well on SOXL. I bought in at $277, sold at $311, and then bought in again at $300.

>> No.17334273

When I try to set trailing stops, Etrade is giving me some shit about

>Non-equity, bulletin board, pink sheet and other specific securities are not eligible for the type of order you have specified.

and it also won't let me set trailing stops on penny stocks. Is this Etrade fucking me, or do all brokers do this?

>> No.17334293
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>>17334173
I don't think we're going into Mad Max nor Stone age existence anytime soon. We're seeing a shift in esteem and psycological needs not a shift towards survival needs.

Needs can be manipulated, you don't need the next iphone 20 nor an electric shitbox to move around but with major marketing you can convince the dumbest consumer into debt for unnecessary goods and services.

>> No.17334295

>>17334018
You going to hold though earnings or you just in for the hype and be out by close?
I might be out soonish because I am already up a comfy $100 on a quick bet

>> No.17334324
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3400 party hats on the table

>> No.17334327

so why didn't you invest in SPCE /smg/??

>> No.17334361
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>>17334038
>Snssfag: Boeing bad!
Going all-in on Boeing

>> No.17334409

LPTX MOONING

LPTXCHADS WW@?
>LPTXCHADS WW@?
LPTXCHADS WW@?
>LPTXCHADS WW@?

>>17334361
>giving (you)s to attention craving shitposter shills
KNOCK
THAT
OFF

>> No.17334417
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>>17334135
Dead geezers frees up dosh for discretionary spending

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+30% purely from AMD today
AMD chads when are we cashing out

>> No.17334462

>>17334295
get out when you can
i also cashed out of my spce

>> No.17334490

>>17334327
I only invest in stuff I can comprehend and understand.
I cant understand investing in a fake company with no products, funds or people.

Do I miss out on some gains? Yes. Do i avoid huge dumps? Yes

>> No.17334493
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17334493

Oof

>> No.17334513

Based INFI

>> No.17334517

>>17334214
>>17334234
>>17334417

but the corona virus is currently fucking everything up. at this rate we'll be back to rubbing sticks together to start fires to stay warm and resort to cannibalism for food.

>> No.17334532

>>17334517
You must be lost, /pol/ is that way

>> No.17334543
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17334543

Does anyone know where I can buy an MBA? China maybe? I heard you need one to do the CFP, but I already know all that shit and just want the cert.

Also buy UNIT, we're going to $35

>> No.17334547

If Turkey invades Syria is it going to have an impact on stocks?

>> No.17334551

>>17334517
what about ace2 do you not understand?

>> No.17334561

>>17334517
>cannibalism
>investors kill and eat each others hearts for courage and brains for wisdom
BULLISH

>> No.17334577

NVIDIA TSLA BYND

made $250 in 2 days from 1 share of each + 5 shares of AMD (which I bought at $11 a share back in 2016)

They're all going to go up even more, so buy that shit!

>> No.17334587
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17334587

10% of my portfolio is in cash right now, what meme should I move it into?

>> No.17334588

>>17334513
Mark my words. This stock is fucking based.

>> No.17334594

>>17334060
Is it too late to get in? I just closed another position today and have money to burn, do I wait for the dip?

>> No.17334599

Markets confirmed for invincible to all traditional risks

>> No.17334606

Damn SDGR is kicking ass, too late to buy?

>> No.17334632
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17334632

my uhhh
robinhood account is doing all kinds of weird gay shit
I feel like I should be pumping massively but it's only showing little tiny profit

which one of you is behind this

>> No.17334653

>>17334577
I think I will actually get into BYND because every 2nd girl is a "vegan" today
But I also think the price is quite high... hmm..
I will look into it

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>>17334632

>> No.17334664
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How am I doing bros? Good enough for a trip yet?

>> No.17334671

Where my Tchads at?

>> No.17334672
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>>17334632
Must be a malfunction. All I see is a giant pump.
Wait... You do have options and not stocks like a boomer, right?

>> No.17334692

>>17334664
>BBys first losses
MSFT, AMZN, V, MA Calls
You will gain that amount back by thursday.

>> No.17334704

>>17334672
only have stocks
otherwise I would be posting in the 'options market general'

>> No.17334723
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>>17334135
Corona chan will only slow the bulls a little including the expected chop during springs earnings. This delay extends the macro bull run, not shortens.

>> No.17334787
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>$40 in free buying power on TDA
>go to buy QQQ debit spread for $31
>Order rejected because of insufficient funds
What am I doing wrong

>> No.17334798

>>17334692
I have only MSFT and KO calls left. My closest to being itm MSFT call is 205. I have until 3/13 but it sure would be nice if you were right

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>>17334263
I appreciate it. All the option shilling finally got to me and I set aside a gambling account so I'm ready to play around with some speculative stuff

>> No.17334806
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AG

>> No.17334827
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>ORACLE, GOOGLE TO FACE OFF IN SUPREME COURT : ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>> No.17334859

As a crypto oldfag that is totally unfamiliar with stocks and has a make-it stack of LINK and ETH, what are some good resources to learn this bullshit? Stock calls seem to be where the money is at and there’s no harm in diversification my negros

>> No.17334883

>>17334093
CRINGE AS FUCK

>> No.17334887

>>17334859
go on youtube, watch an intro to options and an intro to the greeks of options

>> No.17334896

I missed all the mooning, fuck me, what t do now anons?

>> No.17334901

>>17334859
Tastytrade.com is a fantastic resource to learn about options. Investopedia
Kamikaze Cash is a funny guy on YouTube. Talks about different strategies and puts them into action.

>> No.17334938
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>>17334704
Fair enough.
>>17334798
Get V and MA as well
AMZN and GOOGl are also great
The only day it did not print money was after the V earnings and I just bought the dip.
>>17334787
Youre too cute and 2D

>> No.17334946

Finally the VanEck Vectors Semiconductor ETF is starting to pull back. I wanna see it lose 10% overnight.

>> No.17334965

SPCE 4H BULLISH CANDLE ABOUT TO CLOSE IN 18 MINUTES. WERE UNIRONICALLY GOING HIGHER. DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH THIS INFORMATION.

>> No.17335000

>>17333970
This is cringe

>> No.17335003

anyone know any live stream platforms for CNBC?

>> No.17335005

>>17334965
>SPCE 4H BULLISH CANDLE ABOUT TO CLOSE IN 18 MINUTES. WERE UNIRONICALLY GOING HIGHER. DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH THIS INFORMATION.
what does that even mean
if bullish is closing- doesn't that imply dip?

>> No.17335007

Why are my pharma stocks getting killed?

Did Bernie do this?

>> No.17335011

>>17334859
Doesn't matter if you start with options, shares, spot, derivatives, or what have you but if you don't have an edge you will get rekt. I made a nice stack trading crypto but remember the stock market is different. Here's a babby's first strategy to get your mind working.
Start with a firm belief that in the long term the market will go up and in the medium/short term there will be tradeable volatility. Then look at what tickers are the least likely to ever go to zero which leaves the indexes like SPY, QQQ, etc. Then, realize the indexes move too slowly, which naturally leads to leveraged ETFs with indexes as the underlying so SPXL, TQQQ, etc. Upon realizing the dangers of margin, consider that leveraged ETFs are daily rebalanced and would have to drop an enormous amount in a single day to every get liquidated. With an index as the underlying, it's essentially never gonna happen barring all out total WWIII and even then who knows. Then look at the leveraged index and sector based ETFs and see which ones have the most plausible narrative for going up the most in the shortest amount of time. This leaves the tech ETFs like TQQQ, TECL, and SOXL. Of these SOXL is the top dog so maybe that's where the money goes. As babby's first strategy, keep enough SOXL in the account to beat the S&P 500 index soundly, this means always maintaining at least 1/5 of the account invested since typically if the S&P moves 10% in a few months you can expect SOXL to move 5x as far. Staying with me, take the remaining 4/5 of the account and strive to destroy the S&P through trading the volatility around the core position using a mean reversion strat.
You don't even have to do this but think through it and investigate the leveraged ETFs like SOXL, TECL, TQQQ, UPRO, SSO, etc. to see what's available and figure out what might work for you. An alternative is to all in on SOXL. I have some pasta explaining my reasoning I've posted a few times if you're interested

>> No.17335019

>>17335000
c-c-checked but youre still a faggot

>> No.17335031

>>17335005
it means after the pullback (yesterday) the big dick bulls are buying it up, and if theyre buying it up, it means were going higher.

>> No.17335065

>>17335019
I'd rather be gay than cringe

>> No.17335072
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On one hand I’m happy to breach $1k. On the other I’m pissed my tax return hasn’t come yet because I was gonna invest all of it...

>> No.17335083
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>>17335065
well its a good thing youre a cringey faggot

>> No.17335105

>>17334896
Buy DGLY on the dip

>> No.17335121

Thinking of dumping DIS to be honest. It's a hardcore crab stock right now.

>> No.17335143

>>17334135
All in silver. The market is rigged and will short circuit.. circuit breakers won't trip and we will drop all the way back to 0

>> No.17335151
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HOLY SHIT SPCE IS ABOUT TO DO IT, 4H CLOSE GREEN. UNIRONICALLY, 45 NEXT TARGET.

>> No.17335153
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When I go from -50% on a trade to minus 25% I just have to dab for the 100% gain.

>> No.17335167

>>17335153
im gonna go ahead and save that, ty

>> No.17335168
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>>17334606
i honestly wouldn't risk it.
i market sold this morning for 15% but am hesitant to buy back on even with the presentation tomorrow.
limit buy set for $33 but am looking for options i feel more confident in

>> No.17335183

>>17334517
>>17334723
what was that companies name that doing promising works on the corona vaccacine??????

>> No.17335184

>>17335153
oh wait i'm retarded, it's only a 50% gain. Whatever dabbing is fun, i'ma do it again.

>> No.17335187

>>17335072
>tax
>return
You're doing it wrong

>> No.17335189

>>17334938
I would but I have no cash left. I was fucking retarded with options, all I can do now is wait. It sucks seeing everyone else always making so much money while everything I seem to pick does shittily. I had AMD calls and sold. I had MSFT calls and FB calls earlier and sold. Each time after I sold they ended up skyrocketing in price. I only hope now if I just fucking HOLD then MSFT will go up again, but the past 2 weeks have been fucking shit

>> No.17335197

should i all in on ayx?

>> No.17335202

Anyone planning on grabbing SEDG before their earnings report today? Its looking like it will skyrocket just like ENPH did

>> No.17335220

>>17335187
I was only gonna get back $150 until I “fixed” my return :)

>> No.17335224

TMDX a good buy lads?

>> No.17335229
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>when your unrealized gains keep going up but your realized gains keep going up even higher

>> No.17335231

>>17335143
>>17335151
>>17335153
>>17335184
Is there a tripfag out there that isnt pure cringe? I come to this thread for stock ideas, not to feel embarrassed for others

>> No.17335232
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>>17335143

>> No.17335247
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AMDCHADS WE RYZEN. THE. FUCK. UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!! WKHS and SHAK doing God's work right now.

>> No.17335249

>>17335231
Here's an idea, SOXS.

>> No.17335258

>>17335231
>5 posts by this ID
literally all CRINGE posts, the absolute state of anon trannies kek

>> No.17335260

>>17334896
wait for the next dip, which will be HUGE

>> No.17335263

>>17335231
>not filtering tripniggers
You're doing it wrong

>> No.17335278
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>>17334422
Before the Financial Analyst Day when the hype is at maximum, then we're buying the cheapies after it dips.

>> No.17335282

>>17335220
What are ya gonna buy?

>> No.17335283

>>17335258
>the pot calling the kettle a nigger

>> No.17335298
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>>17334551
>SÄGE!
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.05.20020107v1.full.pdf

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>>17335189
Is ok fren
We all lose sometimes

>> No.17335320

>>17335258
Yup, filtered

>> No.17335322

>>17335278
March 5? Im interested getting into AMD as well but I do not really know if I can still profit before the eventual dip

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>>17335202
tempting, but don't wanna buy the news even with these sorts of plays on it

>> No.17335347

>>17335322
Depends on what gains you're hoping for and how high your risk tolerance is.

The one thing that can always fuck you up is bad Corona news in the meantime or Orange Man doing something stupid again.

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FUCK IT

JUST BOUGHT AMAT AND SOME MORE MRK AND BMY

I HATE YOU ALL
REEEEEEEEE

>> No.17335356

>>17335249
Everytime you buy a share of SOXS god kills a kitten

>> No.17335377

when signing up with a broker, do you fags actually meet with them in person or just sign up online?

>> No.17335382

Still eyeing BGNE

Thoughts?
Anyone been following this one?

Looks like Baker Bros are big buyers.

>> No.17335384

>>17335356
>not being a dog person

>> No.17335385

>want to go Tesla long term
>just so happens it goes up 2x 50 usd in two days
Thanks Elon, I haven't bought it yet

>> No.17335390

>>17335377
online for normal small spec accounts

>> No.17335391

>>17335202
it jumped up 15%, you sure it's gonna moon even more?

>> No.17335402

>>17335377
sign up online. dont get baited into an in-person meeting, the fag will try to sell you anything and everything he makes commission on. FUCK FINADVISING TRANNIES

>> No.17335409

>>17334896
>>17335260
i did too, its painful. i'm not sure this dip will ever come...at least not till april.................

>> No.17335410

>>17335347
Yeah. I am overly exposed to these things rn anyways
Might stay away from it till the corona stuff blows over

>> No.17335411

>>17335385
I fucking hate this market right now, speculation driving up idiotic prices and gains, and w'ere fucked cause we're late to the party
can only hope on the crash

>> No.17335449

>>17335411
It would love to go back to 800 so I can buy 5 stocks or so and keep it for two years.
Now I have no fucking clue if it won't rise even higher

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>>17335382
too much china exposure at this time for me frankly

>> No.17335461

>>17335282
I was gonna buy more amd calls, but I’ll see once I get my refund

>> No.17335467
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>>17335377
Meet in person. Show up in a nice suit and give a firm handshake to get the bonus perks

>> No.17335469

>>17335449
this makes no sense. if youre holding for 2 years, paying $50 more per stock is jackshit.

>> No.17335499

>>17335224
fuck it earnings are coming out today

>> No.17335500

look at that, SPCE beginning to rally higher just like this tripfag said it would. anon trannies lose again.

>> No.17335502

>>17335469
I'd love to maximize muh gains though

>> No.17335512

>>17335467
I was in a crypto chat room in late 2017 when some boomer came in talking about how he only buys his bitcorns through his broker. He wouldn't sign up to an exchange or anything was just stuck on that "personal touch". That should have been the sign to get out

>> No.17335554
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Just looked at BYND and see great potential.
But I will wait for the earnings report just to be safe

Also no Chink exposure, so thats a bonus

>> No.17335562
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am i being too greedy with this limit at $33?

>> No.17335566
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>>17335512
you damn zoomers these days
you don't understand the personal touch
you'd rather interact with a "telephone without buttons" or an "app"

>> No.17335572

>>17335512
I was on a Tibetan mountaineering forum in early 2020 and trannys were offering stock pick advice. That should have been a sign to get out.

>> No.17335581
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17335581

CAGNY
SJM guidance secured, unfortunately now probably priced into earning ahead of time

TSN: Tyson Foods says has seen sixfold increase in pork exports in China
CAGNY

>> No.17335582

>>17335572
BASED

>> No.17335587

>>17335554
planning on just riding the hype into earnings or do you have a look on the report itself?
i might just play the hype frankly, that does look juicy

>> No.17335603

>>17335554
i just closed out of one of my BYND plays for a decent profit
hoping we still hit 200 soon

>> No.17335604

>>17335581
>eating chinese pork
definitely NGMI

>> No.17335632

>>17335587
I am thinking of playing the hype and selling before earnings. Then get back into it after the earnings.
But that is risky.
I think Ill leave it
>>17335603
I hope it goes up, crashes and then I can buy in when earnings disappoint.

>> No.17335641

MSFT CHADS
currently bagholding options 220c 3/20 and 240c 4/17
obviously bought before that kike announced a hold on a pentagon deal
whats the play? Hold and hope or cut my losses?

>> No.17335643

>>17335402
Yep. I work as a fin advisor and almost everybody in this industry will try to fuck you over for commissions. Which is a shame, growing your client accounts pays off a lot better in the long run in my opinion.

>> No.17335644

>>17335632
probably wise.
good luck.

>> No.17335646
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>>17335604
it's AMERICAN pork, eh?
do you really not know what TYSON is you fuccin loonie?
JUICY AMERICAN MEATS

>> No.17335654

>>17335581
WEW so that’s why the Tyson spike!!!
Thanks. Any other updates? New products? Exciting tobaccy innovations?

Maybe chicky nuggets shaped like rare and endangered species? Or humans for extra excitement?

Greta-shaped cricket nuggies?

>> No.17335664

>>17335646
japanese burgers always look like garbage

>> No.17335666

>>17335644
You never lost money by simply oberving at least

>> No.17335679

who the fuck keeps buying thousands upon thousands of PLUG calls at every cycle?

>> No.17335697
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>>17335664
what about Japanese burgers (animated) ?

>> No.17335703

>>17335641
>Buying these way OTM options
Jesus. Mine are 200 and go up each day. Slow and steady

No idea what to do here lad. Both are goners really.

>> No.17335720

ok I opened a brokerage account and started buying stocks in a mutual fund to be safe.

how do I not go insane worrying about all this stuff?

>> No.17335734

>>17335720
thats easy. stop being such a pussy.

>> No.17335745

>>17335720
how much were those fees on that mutual fund? Don't worry man.. a mutual fund won't move that much to lose sleep over

>> No.17335750

>>17335720
Take 1,000 and go play crypto unironically. Will give you some balls of steel

>> No.17335753
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CRYPTO HAS BECOME STONKS!!!
PLEASE ADVISE!!!

>> No.17335761

>>17335720
psilocybin weekly

Eventually, you'll lose some money and freak out about it. After that you'll make the money back by using the superpower of 'patience' and you'll realize "hey, that wasn't so bad"

>> No.17335767
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CHICKEN CRASH?!?!?

EXTREME TYSON VOLATILITY!!!!!!!!!


>>17335646
Anon pls. He’s retarded
>>17335697
Akatsuki was too perfect
>tfw never ever living in the database ever again
WOWOWOWOWOWO

>> No.17335766
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>>17335664
Japs and food do not go together well really.
Their cuisine has literally no spices in it and everything imported is bastardized beyond recognition. Curry, "Baumkuchen", Burgers, etc.
The best sushi they make is literally fat and rice while the tasty meat is left to be eaten for cheap. Fine by me though.

And they will wait literal hours in front of a bubble tea shop for a 20$ tea with shitty bubbles...

>> No.17335778

AMD $65 4/17

>> No.17335787

>>17335753
Everything is just numbers that go up or down

>> No.17335791

>>17335720
I sit with my legs crossed and burn incense.

>> No.17335799
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>>17335753
>CRYPTO HAS BECOME STONKS!!!
>PLEASE ADVISE!!!
Sell, buy tech stocks/ETFs/LEAPS. That's what I'm doing

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>>17335654
they talk about their Plant based Chicken nuggets.
Altria about to begin their presentation

I was hoping to see more from Spectrum in Door and Sink hardware, but nope just Betta Glofish

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>>17335767
there is a new season coming

>>17335766
I really like sushi...

>> No.17335829

>>17334409
we in for 400 shares

>> No.17335848

BUY CNX

>> No.17335849
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17335849

Britbongs, what are you investing in?

Britvic and Countryside Properties are my biggest
and most favourite holdings.

Couple of AIM stocks, a grand each, Greatland Gold and BigDish hoping they'll make me 100k one day.

>> No.17335851

>>17335720
Look up whatever company has earnings today.
Pan American, Samuel Adams, Solar Edge,e tc.

Take any of them and buy Calls for tomorrow. Stock price+4%.
When you sit in front of the chart, waiting for the reaction THAT is worry. If you lose you will never worry about your fonds again. If you win take the money and start gambling losing it all.

Cant go tits up. Good luck.

>> No.17335852

My SPY puts might be saved after all, thanks Jerry

>> No.17335856

>>17335802
I don't really see any easy ways to innovate in door hardware... air bearings for the super-rich?
Sink hardware is a whole other story..

>> No.17335866

>>17335679
It’s a pump and dump. Almost no volume on the options lol

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also its funny how Breakfast was sponsored by Kelloggs, and Altria group is Sponsoring the "break"

>> No.17335872
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>>17335804
Me too. Maybe I should get some tomorrow.
Put the 1300€ I got today to good use.

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i say god damn

>> No.17335879

>>17335851
>implying IV crush won't destroy him

>> No.17335882
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>>17335766
Wasabi is a spice tho...........................
Dotdotdot

>>17335829
Ayyyy you’re still here mr. Iron hands!!
Glad you HODLed?

I fuggggged up and sold all but 50 shares. I’m up $50 on that but it’s not likely I’ll breakeven.

>> No.17335888

>>17335866
dafuq? there's massive volume today. almost 40x plays too

>> No.17335890

>>17335856
They are doing "smart locks and doorknobs" you can unlock your door with your iphone. I was hoping for more baldwin luxury doorknobs

>> No.17335892

>>17335868
I ate some apple jacks for my breakfast today~
thanks K !

>>17335872
if you get sushi you have to take a picture of it and post it to /smg/
it's tradition

>> No.17335898

>>17335697
looks like a veggie burg
>>17335766
there's plenty of good japanese food, they just don't know what to do with chuck

>> No.17335907

>>17335852
I swear to Jah everytime that JPow motherfucker steps up to the mic the market drops. It's like he checks his watch and says oh just look at the time
>damp_eet.jpg

>> No.17335908

>>17335745
I don't know what you mean by fees. All the terminology isn't translated to my language (or I can't find the equivalents) and it's hard to find information here. I'm basically learning something new in two languages with limited information in my own.

I was thinking of dumping like $10k into the fund and then like $300 every month and just close my eyes and hope I'm rich in 30-40 years.

>>17335750
I barely understand money, I'm not gonna mess around with crypto.

>> No.17335923
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if anyone wants to follow the new zerohedge account its here.. not for investment advice obviously, but they're on top of a lot of market news

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>>17335868
OK that’s Bretty cool
Anything about this GM $13 box of cereal?
Anything about why TSN just flashcrashed?

>>17335804
Psh I’ll believe it when I see it.
They probably had him executed for tax evasion and now the new series will be done by a fake and will be all about the virtues of being a law-abiding citizen.

>> No.17335934

>>17335882
So is onions sauce
And salt

Not really much though. The best selling food they have is curry, which is fried pork with that extremely spiced up sauce. Not hot, just a huge amount of spices involved.
i met some Japs in India and they got blown away by the sheer amount of variety
>>17335892
Got more than enough in japan
Was my favourite food by far
>>17335898
Never had that desu

>> No.17335945
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17335945

I have $1400 from selling SPCE. What do I invest in? Pls no meme stocks. Currently watching TECL and SOXL but they seem too high to buy today.

>> No.17335959

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHR7m_pnNQ

>> No.17335964

>>17335930
Im pretty sure GIS had already been selling that cereal for awhile now, but that was yesterdays CAGNY

TSN not sure, maybe the presenter tripped on his way out the door

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>> No.17335984

I am about to open a trading account through my bank.
I think that is reasonable since it's a direct transfer

>> No.17336023

>>17335945
ALLY

>> No.17336037

>>17335930
>>17335964
Coronavirus

https://twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1230196126718078976

>> No.17336075
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>>17336037
FFFFffuck thank
Aaaaaaaaaaa

>>17335964
Heh I hope it’s archived I want to see the justification for that. Did they put gold flakes in it? The goldschlager of corn flakes?

>> No.17336076

fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck!

>> No.17336089

Plug to $7 by EoW, right?

>> No.17336091

>>17335923
This guy gets super emotional at times though, I've been following him for years and some of the things he tweets has no correlation at all or is an overreaction to events (for example he wrote a tweet in caps when USD/JPY went down by 0.06% because of news, it recovered like 5 minutes after).. so prepare to take certain tweets with a grain of salt. But yeah he's still pretty solid

>> No.17336104
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Oh this is fucking hilarious

>> No.17336109

>>17335945
Your safe money bets should just be holding SPY and QQQ. That's your 7-10% a year steady growth part of your portfolio. I take my speculative profits and dump them into those two

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>>17336075
almonds and dried fruit

>> No.17336134 [DELETED] 
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>>17335945
>stocks
Gay

>> No.17336139

>>17336109
How about TQQQ? I like 3x leveraged funds.

>> No.17336140

>>17336089
I sold my PLUG, going to wait for a dip and plug some shekels in again later.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.17336151

>>17336089
7 lel

>> No.17336153

>>17336104
ooo what does this mean

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>>17336140
Kek, I just bought in at $5.51, wonder if I bought the top

>> No.17336173

>>17336104
Holy shit, This is your bond market on socialism.

>> No.17336179

>>17336104
are those Canadian treasuries?
who is the Canadian version of Jerome ?
Is Canada done for because of the trains thing?

>> No.17336180

>>17336172
i think you have

>> No.17336186

>>17336091
usd/jpy is often a proxy for US market when futures aren't trading

>> No.17336195

>>17336089
If it gets above the 5.58 resistance with strong buys, sure. It is currently testing the resistance though

>> No.17336205
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>TYSON FOODS SAYS SLOWDOWN OF BUSINESS IN CHINA SINCE JAN BECAUSE PORTS ARE BACKED UP DUE TO CORONAVIRUS -CONF

>TYSON FOODS SAYS WHEN CORONAVIRUS IMPROVES EXPECTS TO BE BACK TO RATE OF SHIPPING TO CHINA FROM BEFORE JAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17336104
?

Did the Canada yield curve do a bad thing?

Explain canadakun.

>>17336129
Atrocious! I’m not buying. I actually think my goldschlager breakfast cereal is a better idea.
Anything buyable from cagny so far?

>> No.17336214

anyone using interactive brokers?
is it only the paper trading that is slow?

>> No.17336238

>>17336139
Boomers don't like it because of daily rebalancing, I'm indifferent to it because I just want a safer part of my portfolio. You will get turbo fucked if there's a big correction

>> No.17336262
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17336262

TRADE SMALL
TRADE OFTEN

>> No.17336287

>>17336153
>>17336179
>>17336205
Almost the entire yield curve is item-by-item inverted now

>> No.17336314

>>17335882
was in at 2.7 out at 2.9 we got some value. Thanks for the tip bro

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>>17336287
isn't is because of the trains thing?
you guys still don't have to moose caravans up and running to transport goods?

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>>17336205
>Anything buyable from cagny so far?
Not really, Maybe the CAG dip

>> No.17336338
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17336338

SDGR CHADS!!
WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO HOLD $35 ARE WE!?!?!?

>> No.17336347

Assuming SPCE closes out at ~$34, what do we expect premarket and the first hour to look like tomorrow morning?

>> No.17336355

TMDX TRANNY MEDICS TRIPLE BOTTOMED AND BREAKING OUT IM ABOUT TO BE A FUCKING MILLIONAIREEEEEEE

THANK YOU ANON
FUCK TRIPFAGS

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>want to invest in att for dividends but also AMD for its potential future value
What'll it be, bros?

>> No.17336373

>>17336356
AMD

>> No.17336375

>>17336139
A synthetic version of TQQQ has been backtested as long as the Nasdaq COMP index has existed and a synthetic synthetic version of TQQQ as far back as a plausible narrative can be pieced together for what would be in the Nasdaq. The results? Utter complete obliteration of any and all market returns. The only reason for pause right now is that the market has been pumping for over a decade so who knows maybe it pumps 2 more decades or it shats the bed before this post hits the page. I'd DCA into TQQQ if you like it or maybe even TECL and SOXL if you're feeling particularly adventurous

>> No.17336378

>>17336356
att

>> No.17336387

I'm sorry I doubted you SOXL.

>> No.17336391

>>17336238
Fuck boomers. I just buy the corrections.

>> No.17336397

>>17336356
both?

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>>17336321
Indeed

>> No.17336432
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Told you retards to buy SLRX last week when insiders were loading up and now it's starting to break out
follow the money, always

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>>17336387
3x leverage semiconductors, it's gonna dip and dip hard. Just remember how much of our economy stops working if the semis stop flowing then buy the dip

>> No.17336454

>>17336195
heheh $5.63 now

>> No.17336459

OH b-boy I sure do love these cheapies! Thanks Tyson Foods, ima get so much chicken and pork gains!

High protein! Eat big to get big!

>> No.17336474

>>17336262
>he has SNAP
hehe

>> No.17336488

>>17336432
>Scandinavians have larger breasts than Germans
>Russia is larger than D, while Belorussia is A, even though they are ethnically the same

that can't be right, can it? post the original, non-bait copy

>> No.17336504

>>17336329
Eh thanks but no thanks

>> No.17336513

>>17336402
how long until this rail road interruption hits the semiconductor market?

>> No.17336533

>>17336454
It has to close above to actually confirm the breakout though OR just blast above $6, still over an hour left

>> No.17336556

>>17336513
all high priority transport goods (bags of milk, maple syrup, hockey equipment, and semiconductors) will still be transported by the Moose Caravans.

The rail network is just to transport low-priority stuff (food, coal, building supplies, medical supplies and equipment, etc.)

>> No.17336565

>>17336453
It hasn't dipped in days though.

>> No.17336574

>>17335409
correct, the dip will occur most probably in may.
Ignore the inverted yield curve at your own peril

>> No.17336579
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17336579

SNSS $1 EOW GUYZ IM SERIOUSLY

>> No.17336595
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17336595

>he didnt buy low hold high

>> No.17336619

>>17336347
I think $50 at the open is reasonable

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>>17336565
>It hasn't dipped in days though.
This market is so wacky you take whatever you can get. We're pumping as I write this it's nuts. SOXL down 5%? Buy. It's not what I want. I almost with the coronafud would have had the desired effect and we saw the 1 hundreds in SOXL. Fat chance to be so lucky
>>17336556
>all high priority transport goods (bags of milk, maple syrup, hockey equipment, and semiconductors) will still be transported by the Moose Caravans
well_memed.jpg

>> No.17336631
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17336631

>Everthing green
What a nice feeling. No big news, no fear, no panic, no rush
Just a beautiful green day. The market equivalent to a spring morning

>>17336595
Nice
>>17336579
>Paying attention to trips

>> No.17336637

>>17335945
Silver miners, anon
HL, AG, EXK, WPM. Take your pick

>> No.17336649

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhAFbwoaH7o

>> No.17336668

>>17333949
hey guys, options noob here. i bought my first oe a couple days ago and want to cash out while im up but cant figure out how. what are you supposed to do, buy the stocks? or can you just sell the option itself? if i sell the option itself does that mean i have to own the stocks first?

>> No.17336675

@17336631
corona virus fears will be back, all volatility follows the bunny ear pattern.

>> No.17336676
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this is pretty interesting too, I could have sworn HSY would be number 1

>> No.17336678

>>17336631
rolling

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>>17336649
cringe
actual thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pszat2yS0eg

>> No.17336707

possible quick scalp on GME

>> No.17336723

>>17333949
I had a chance to buy ZOM today when it dropped from 30% gains to 20%... Once it rebounded to 30%, I thought there was no way it would get any higher. Then I came back an hour later and it was at 40%. I really started kicking myself. Then I came back a few minutes later and it was at 60%. I feel like a group of people just took turns sucker punching me in the stomach.

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>>17336579
just look at this ridiculous liquidity, you can't even get out of the stock

>> No.17336725

>>17336676
the last decade has been all about Chicken
I'm surprised to see ADM so low

also i can imagine the Kraft boys in the room cringing a little bit on that slide

>> No.17336726
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>>17336675
>Being a bear
>2020
ok

>> No.17336745

>>17336698
>>17336649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

>> No.17336746

>>17336707
GME is fucking screwed. Since nintendo isn't making nintendos GME won't be able to sell the ninendos that were never made. this means no animal crossing bump because people can't even get a nintendo to play it on.

>> No.17336762

>>17336707
>>17336746
Didn't that 2008 big shorter guy go long on GME? Kek'd

>> No.17336769

What do I buy today shortly before close, with the explicit intention of selling tomorrow shortly after open?

>> No.17336777

>>17336746
Maybe they'll start selling tendies and solar panels you think about that big guy?

>> No.17336802
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17336802

AMD CHADS RYZE UP

>> No.17336813

>>17336707
Just bought some $4 3/06 puts

>> No.17336830

PLUG power is literally out of fucking CONTROL

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>>17335224
>>17335499
I don't think earnings are coming out today, anon. Pretty sure they're end of the month but no official announcement yet.
>>17334594
Idk man, price target is $25 and it's rated a strong buy from actual analysts. Their machines cost 250k a pop, the single use circuits cost somewhere around 20-30k and they're selling a lot. Most of my insight is based from using their devices on an almost daily basis and seeing my peers start to use them as well.

>> No.17336855

>>17336723
WHAT THE FUCK ITS AT 85%

>> No.17336861

>>17336802
I just started trading yesterday after doing paper money for a month or two... hit SPCE with calls yesterday and now AMD calls today. So far so good.

>> No.17336865

>>17336769
buy some weed stocks

>> No.17336867

Why do leafs allow their leader to cuck literally their entire economy?

>> No.17336873

ONTX is jumping up finally, where the ONTX guys at?

>> No.17336885

Whats the best Robinhood alternative for europoors which includes options?

>> No.17336893

>>17336867
Because at least they have weeeeeeedbrooooo

>> No.17336910

>>17336873
dead from the crash last week lmao

>> No.17336917

>>17336867
who gives a shit eventually us Americhads can either just take it over for the oil or buy it for pennies on the dollar when its destroyed

>> No.17336924

>>17336885
Maybe eToro

>> No.17336929

Anyone else here holding DSE dividend? Looking good for the 19%!

>> No.17336930

>>17336837
oh alright, picked up 20 of it to hold. Hopefully goes well

>> No.17336932

>>17336474
but which way am i holding it?!?!

>> No.17336943

SPCE dump
here we go...

>> No.17336946

>>17336873
Damn it, knew i saw a cup and handle, should've bought

>> No.17336951

>SPCE
Rev up them wojaks

>> No.17336971

>>17336769
>>17336943
Looks like it's gonna be SPCE

>> No.17336980

buy the dip

>> No.17336981

>>17336971
yeah i hopped on 33.5

>> No.17336986

>>17336943
>>17336971
back to 20 pls

>> No.17336990

>>17336946
its still worth buying i think its only at .52 right now and in a couple weeks there will probably be catalyst good news to spike it

>> No.17336992

1. When to re-buy spce
2. are you guys just watching stocks all day?

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>>17336777

>> No.17337001

>>17336867
I talked to a Nova Scotian woman who basically loves Trudy because he’s so dreamy.

She’s like 80 though so maybe her priorities are a little different. She’s a real sweetheart.

>> No.17337006

This little dip on SNSS is pretty irrelevant.

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>>17336855
Take this. You'll need it.

>> No.17337026

>>17337017
I bought at 12

>> No.17337027

>>17336986
not a chance, just people taking profits eod

>> No.17337037

WE GOING UP AGAIN

>> No.17337048

>>17336990
you really think it'll blast off?
>probably
this is the issue anon

>> No.17337073

>tfw told my dad to buy TSLA at 890 or 900
He bought at 918 due to FOMO
Fugg, if only he waited a little longer. I told him magic hour would be 3...

>> No.17337082

>>17337006
im in for 1000 shares at .75, what is a realistic sell price

>> No.17337091

what do you guys think of FCEL

>> No.17337104

>>17337073
Short term eh?
Can we expect a dip to 800?

>> No.17337125

>>17337091

>>17336533
>>17336195

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Coin flip on if they announce commercial flights tomorrow, not gonna tank but it sure aint gonna moon.

Imagine when Elon decides to IPO spaceX, we haven't even begun to bubble.

>> No.17337148

>>17336992
im watching stocks like a hawk while working.

>> No.17337161

Last chance to get on the SOXS Moose Caravan before we go to Thunderbay for Italian food.

>> No.17337171

>>17337082
you should be able to double that pretty easily if you hold past March 5th

>> No.17337191

>>17337103
Yeah, I know. I'm all about the min/max though, it's not hard to see the general trends throughout the last 2ish weeks and come up with estimates.

>>17337104
Maybe if there's a shutdown in china again

>> No.17337196

>>17337147
I got to ask.
What do you do when a company has it's IPO? Do you buy asap? Or are the first days full of hype and overpricing?

>> No.17337211

>>17337161
>SOXS
When TSM gets its thumb out of its ass you will this tier regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGoC66IcW9A

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Galt, LCI, and sava. Meme champions and worthy holds.

>> No.17337222

>>17337017
IT WENT WELL OVER 90% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17337232

>>17336992
i just bougth 10 shares its still going up. it was all over normie MSM yesterday, showing videos of rockets blasting off. boomers are giong to take a couple days but will all start buying in. i probably should have bought calls instead with my limited funds but i dont have the risk tolerance with my poorfag bag

>> No.17337244

>>17337232
just make sure you drop it before the earnings report, it'll be guaranteed to go down

>> No.17337255

>>17337222
its just a PnD.

>> No.17337256

>>17337171
I know I should do my own dd but what gives you this idea?

>> No.17337269

SPCE fomo is about to kick in these last 30 minutes

strap yourselves in.

>> No.17337276

>>17337244
this is the type of company thats a long hold. in 10 years its going to be a $3,000/share stock. it will be the next google, probably will be bought by google in 3 years in preparation for the world takeover

>> No.17337278

I don't know what to buy so I always pic the companies with cool logos that look good on my portfolio.

>> No.17337289

>>17337256
SNSS is currently in their phase1b testing of Vecabrutinib, a BTK inhibitor that can treat people with CLL mutation (unlike it's competitors) and has significant value as a combination therapy with broader BTK inhibitors. Vecabrutinib was created by Biogen before BTK inhibition was proven to actually work against hematological cancers, and sold to SNSS for unbelievably cheap. Their 400mg cohort data is coming in Q1 2020, and their 300mg dose data showed near theraputic levels of BTK inhibition, including 1 40% tumor reduction, a mere 10% away from Partial Remission, meaning their data this time is likely to show tumor reduction and at least partial remissions. Other BTK inhibitors have shown massive value recently, like ARQL being bought out for 2.7 billion. Data is likely coming March 5th

>> No.17337293

>be me
>getting lunch
>phone vibrates
>"SPCE @ 36"
>"awwy yeah, gonna short when I get back"
>get back
>it's at 33.5

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17337295

>>17337269
are you guys buying options on it or shares itself

>>17337255
>>17337222
im kind of tempted to throw $30 at this PnD what you guys think

>> No.17337296

>>17337211
Fine no cannolis for you.

>> No.17337315

>>17337276
I know, ideally you pick it up for an ok price, sell at a high, then reinvest after the dip. More interactive than buying and holding, plus there's potential to invest in more stock after you make some cash.

>> No.17337322

>>17337289
hows the short interest

>> No.17337330

>>17337295
looks like you already missed the P

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Imagine not investing into space travel

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lol what the fuck even is SPCE right now

>> No.17337347

>>17337289
thanks for the info, looks like we holding until march.

>> No.17337359

>>17337295
It's dumping now. Stayed at around 60% consistently. At least I made 10 bucks, though I could've made 10 thousand if I wasn't a retard.

>> No.17337363

>>17337315
im just saying that surely google will start buying their rocket program to launch its own satellites

>> No.17337365

>>17337343
But everyone already invested in LMT
Right?

>> No.17337369

>>17337289
is there any fucking source for March 5th. I cant find shit and I do believe you just made that shit up in your head.

>> No.17337370

>>17337344
honestly will be surprised if it doesn't peak $40 at least once before eow

>> No.17337371

>>17337343
we don't even have wide spread electric cars

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>>17337296
The irony here is just buy the epidemic and infinite money is yours

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>>17337370
the way it's going i'll be setting that as my sell tomorrow

>> No.17337393

>>17337343
Without artificial gravity all space travel is doomed to failure, unless we invent some kind of absolute cryogenic suspension.

>> No.17337400

>>17337295
>are you guys buying options on it or shares itself
Options are usually the better play desu. But in the case of SPCE i got both shares and calls. Calls for short term pump and shares for long term (5 years) growth.

>> No.17337405

>>17337393
>Without artificial gravity all space travel is doomed to failure, unless we invent some kind of absolute cryogenic suspension.
Can't you just have a giant spinning donut

>> No.17337407

so you guys dont think FCEL has any potential for returns?

>> No.17337415

SPCE is comical

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>SDGR 8 cents from my buy price

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>>17337322
Ridiculously low.

>> No.17337422

>>17337407
Why not PLUG?

>> No.17337423

>>17337363
If they aren't making one already

>> No.17337427

>>17337393
not to mention how some microorganisms can become more potent in low G.

>> No.17337441

>>17337400
yeah im just thinking of when facebook IPOd and i bought in at $30 something, which was just after the initial spike, and then a couple months later it was like at $40 or something and i bought some more, then it tanked down to the 20s and i got pissed and sold. if i had just held until today id have enough in FB stock alone to buy a house

>> No.17337452

>>17337393
The effects of microgravity can be mitigated with tech without getting rid of microgravity itself. Like the weakening of blood vessels can be mitigated by a body suit that creates differential pressure on your body preventing the vessels from atrophying. I dont see how artificial gravity is ever possible outside of spinning donut stuff.

>> No.17337458

>>17337369
Well, RH says EPS conference call March 5th, TD Ameritrade says March 9th. Make of that what you will.

>> No.17337469

>>17337423
yeah but its probably cheaper to acquire than develop your own rocket program from scratch. but it wouldnt surprise me if google has a secret rocket laboratory somewhere. you know its inevitable. right now they lease their satellite usage, which is never a good longterm business model. its always better to own in the long run, so its only a matter of time before they do

>> No.17337471

>>17337405
I think the theory is reasonably solid, but the practicality of building something that is designed to turn endlessly for millions of rotations is a challenge. Everything wears down eventually, and the slightest problem could depressurise a compartment or 2

>> No.17337472

>>17337441
Yeah its possible it dumps which is why i got shares for long term to hold and calls to profit short term from the big pump going on. It could end up doing some kind of BYND pump which is what everyone is looking for.

>> No.17337493

>>17337458
EPS has nothing to do with testing. Fuck off.

>> No.17337500

i sold my ONTX bag and now its still climbing to .54 fuck! i always sell too early

>> No.17337510

What's the deal with PLUG anyways? Another reddit ticker like TSLA and SPCE?

>> No.17337516

>>17337472
speaking of bynd i think its still undervalued. just wait until it gets a mcdonalds supplier contract

>> No.17337519

>>17337500
Fuck off
Its penny stocks. What did you expect?

>> No.17337520

NEW

>>17337514
>>17337514
>>17337514
>>17337514
>>17337514

>> No.17337521

i just got spit roasted by kikes
>fund my account last week so I can trade a little more this week
>cash settles on monday morning, cool I can move it now
>monday buy aapl dip, amd, soxl
>tuesday sell off all 3 for a nifty profit
>get a call from broker
>hey man your bank pulled back the funds
>check brokerage account, all my gains are gone
>call bank
>they cant explain what happened, everything was okay
>broker cant explain what happened, everything was okay

the bank for some fucking reason pulled back the transfer after it had already gone through

my broker took the liberty of closing out my positions in the span of 30 minutes because my account was negative. funny thing is they only closed out my greens. all the deep red biomemes are still there.

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17337553

>>17337407
No fuel cells are dildos with 101% of income coming from gov gibs, which won't last (as we saw with FCEL) because fuel cells are dildos

>> No.17337565

AMD CHADS HELP
I HAVE 1K
What calls and expiration do I put

>> No.17337575

>>17337521
makes sense. did you post some antisemitic stuff monday night on /pol/?

>> No.17337579

>>17337452
It's systematic though, biologically, our bodies are held together with connective tissues and bones that are specialised in resisting gravity. Without the constant force of gravity exerted on say, your neck muscles, it atrophies. The same applies to heart tissue, vascular smooth muscle, tendons, nerves, etc. At some point you won't have the muscular strength to be able to bust a shit, or stop yourself from pissing your pants.

>> No.17337647

>>17337521
You’ll probably find out later what problems you caused with your own incompetence and unfamiliarity with the fine print.

I hope it’s not too late by then

>> No.17337683

>>17337565
If you have to ask, 3 months out ATM. When you git gud 1 month out OTM

>> No.17337735

>$36 near close

oh my god tomorrow is gonna be a field day.