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Ari Juels: "You can use an oracle in a dating service to confirm a girl you're sleeping with is not underage" LMFAO LMFAO BEST TIMELINE

>> No.17324310

did i fucking hear that? holy shit

>> No.17324326

>>17324292
He didn't say that, you're not listening. The absolute state of nulinkers. You can't engage with smart contracts unless you're 18. Maybe that's a euphemism for sleeping with Ari & Sergey but most likely it means what it seems like it means at face value.

>> No.17324327

becoming obscenely wealthy has never been more funny

>> No.17324334

This is why Vitalik hates Chainlink.

>> No.17324356

>>17324292
Based instant 5 cent pump after he said it

>> No.17324359

>>17324292
tonight is legendary february 18th, 2020

>> No.17324362

>>17324292
AHAHAHAHAH CHILD SEX ORACLES AND ASSASINATION ORACLES HAHAHAHAHAHA


i cant

>> No.17324363

Now he's talking about assassination contracts. What a fucking night this has been

>> No.17324405

>uh well you can use LINK for assassination contracts

it’s literally a vaporware token and this fucking confirms it, just LMFAO

>> No.17324431

>>17324405
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ORACLES FOR ASSASINATIONS AND MAKING SURE UR NOT FUCKIN UNDERAGE JAILBAIT

SERIOUSLY ARI
SERIOUS
HAHAHAHAHA

one of us
austistic as fuck

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>>17324334

>> No.17324444

>>17324405
Literally sold all my links because of this

>> No.17324456

>>17324292
We are gonna be so rich bros

>> No.17324538

>>17324444
Checked for great financial mistake

>> No.17324547

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
sergey is trying to pull it together

>> No.17324655

>uhhhhh yeah our vaporware is kind of uh starting to be used, finally this is the year h-heh
>even if it takes 5 or 10 years

just lol