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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.17232584
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17232584

>I'll give you 50 link a month
Soon we'll have to change this line for the pasta to make sense

>> No.17233450

>>17232546
Get a fucking job and stop mooching off your poor mother you narcissistic shit bag.

>> No.17233608

>>17232546
Last week it was 151 LINK. How long until 0.5 LINK?

>> No.17233633

>>17232546
if you worked in an oilfield last year and accumulated LINK you'd have 10 times that amount

>> No.17233650

>>17232546
Bullish copypasta

>> No.17233784

>>17232546
the first time my mom asked for rent she asked for $300 a month for our 2 bedroom which was $1100 a month, and I started paying her. Then we moved into a nicer two bedroom our other one had black mold coming out of the tap, and I started paying $700 on our $1500 2 bedroom and then 12 months later I moved out and now I pay just under $1400 a month for a one bedroom, this is probably memes, but for anyone else you should not live for free it puts you in a very bad mind set that wont help you to build any kind of a future

>> No.17233836

>>17233608
EOY, of course

>> No.17233843

>>17233450
Fuck you

>> No.17233848

>>17232546
Based

>> No.17233860

>>17232546
give her 0,5 link
> $1000 EOY

>> No.17233876

>>17233784
>saving as much as you possibly can to invest instead of giving it all away to shekelberg pits you in a bad mindset
keep sucking that cock anon, maybe they'll upgrade you to kneepads one of these days

>> No.17233899

>>17232546
I used to think this thread was dumb.
Now I look forward to it.
ONLY 129.1 LINK NOW GODDAMN
One of these days you'll be posting about rent being 99 link. Then 50, then 10.
I see what you're doing here and I like it. It's like performance art, playing the long game.

Thanks anon, I appreciate you.

>> No.17234091

>>17233876
you should stop using drugs, maybe you will have money, and you will make sense!

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I am very sure these threads are coded messages.

>> No.17234190

>>17233899

checked

>> No.17234197

>>17234091
Made perfect sense to me, anon.

If you pay rent you're literally throwing your money away. The kindly anon made a comparison between paying rent and dropping to one's mid-leg joints to service your landlord, Schlomo K. Shekelstein, in a lewd and lascivious manner.