/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17217244]

Literally , how can someone be such a cuck ? Richest person financially, but am idiot mentally . How can someone fall in love with a well known gold digger ?

[Anonymous No.17217278]

Same old story
Ruthless shark in business - absolute cuck to women

[Anonymous No.17217298]

>>17217244
jews love inviting their own destruction so they can kvetch about it

[Anonymous No.17217305]

>>17217244
I told a girl once over text that I wanted to hear her voice because I hadn't spoken to her in 2 months and I cringe about it to this day.
How can anyone live with themselves after writing this? I would kms in embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.17217322]

>>17217244
what did we do to deserve such pathetic elites?

[Anonymous No.17217325]

>>17217278
>>17217298
>>17217305
>>17217244
because someone WILL say it, i'll get it out of the way: incels

that said, i agree 100%, these messages are top cringe

[Anonymous No.17217326]

leave bezos to me

[Anonymous No.17217339]

>>17217244
This just makes me sad. This is some pathetic shit that I would write to someone I'm crushing on online. Basically what this tells me is no matter how much money I have I will still be the same pathetic loser doing shit like this because I literally cannot control myself.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.17217356]

>>17217326
top notch meme rn

[Anonymous No.17217357]

>>17217305
Just imagine being the CEO of Amazon and doing this. Money may have fucked his mind

[Anonymous No.17217363]

I actually want to unsee this now jesus christ

[Anonymous No.17217364]

>>17217339
I used to text like that to my first gf, DO NOT DO IT ANONS

their ovaries will dry up
it is corny and retarded

[Anonymous No.17217381]

>>17217356
>he thinks it's a "meme"

[Anonymous No.17217393]

>>17217381
whatever it is, it's very quenching

[Anonymous No.17217405]

>>17217393

[Anonymous No.17217411]

>>17217364
I know it's corny and retarded even as I'm writing it but my autist brain doesn't know how to express myself so I either delete it a hundred times or just send whatever I'm thinking to be done with it. Why am I like this

[Anonymous No.17217427]

>>17217244
>I love you, alive girl. I want to sniff your ear and rest my chin on your forearm whilst rubbing my nose against your elbow tenderly.

[Anonymous No.17217449]

>>17217427
I'm fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.17217504]

>>17217364
Actually if you ask most girls they said they would be excited if they received such a tweet. They love this kind of commitment signalling.
Jeff is a good writer, he wins again.

[Anonymous No.17217537]

>>17217504
they like it because they know you're suckered on to them
they hate it when it is overdone and corny

[Anonymous No.17217575]

>I love you, alive girl

[Anonymous No.17217604]

I want to SMELL you

[Anonymous No.17217672]

>>17217427
what the fuck is "alive girl", anyway? how is that a pet name?

[Anonymous No.17217720]

>>17217672
he also has a dead girl
he specifies to not mix it up

[Anonymous No.17217910]

>>17217504
They like it but they’re not attracted to it.

[Anonymous No.17217955]

>>17217672
its the kind of faux new-age burning man bullshit the west coast elite think is deep

[Anonymous No.17217996]

>>17217604
its pretty alpha to smell a girl. they love it.

[Anonymous No.17218024]

>>17217244
He was probably sick of his wife, so some good pussy comes along and he caves

[Anonymous No.17218068]

>>17217244
>I love you, warm body. I want to spoonk and coom and coom and spoonk, until it is done. Me and my legs and my balls will see you soon.

[Anonymous No.17218221]

>You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh,” Bezos wrote with the photo on June 1, according to the Enquirer.

>“I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you

Holy shit what a fucking dork. Imagine being this pathetic. All the money in the world couldn't convince me to trade places with this guy.

[Anonymous No.17218260]

>>17217244
that 'screenshot' is really weird... like hes sending that to another guy named jeff? or to himself? very odd, i mean i know its fake for whatever article thats from or whatever, but come on, atleast make it the grey bubble so we can see its being sent FROM him... wtf

[Anonymous No.17218317]

>>17218260
His camp didn't deny that they were real. The text is legit, they probably just recreated it with a fake text website.

[Anonymous No.17218368]

>>17218260
>>17218317
It also says "recreation"...

[Anonymous No.17218405]

I don't think I was even this beta with my first gf in highschool

Wtf is his problem? He can literally just sit back and throw wads of cash in their face and they'll cum like crazy

[Anonymous No.17218426]

>tfw just applied to AWS
>begin your skills assessment with a quote from this cuck faggot

[Anonymous No.17218465]

>>17218068
Lol

[Anonymous No.17218494]

>>17217910
This is why women are a total waste of time, because eventually you realise that you must always have your guard up around them, so it’s like getting to own a beautiful cake but you can never really “eat” it, you can never be truly passionate or affectionate you always have to be stoic. And it’s fine it’s not women’s fault it all makes sense evolutionarily but eventually the sex gets boring and since you can’t be emotional about things the whole thing is just a massive waste of time.

[Anonymous No.17218627]

>>17218494
>boo hoo you can't be emotional about things
if you wanna be emotional then go be a woman

[Anonymous No.17219036]

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.17219061]

>>17217244
Yikes

[Anonymous No.17219075]

>>17217305
>How can anyone live with themselves after writing this? I would kms in embarrassment.
Hundred billion dollars would help

[Anonymous No.17219099]

>>17217325
>because someone WILL say it, i'll get it out of the way: incels
>that said, i agree 100%, these messages are top cringe
Every man, even the chaddest among chads, was THIS cringe at some point in his dating life. Don't lie to yourself.

[Anonymous No.17219148]

No shit, our elites are tasteless.

>MUH GRANITE COUNTERTOPS

[Anonymous No.17219222]

>>17218260
>>17218317
It's a copy from her phone. Their affair leaked from her side. I think her brother.

[Anonymous No.17219230]

Why are christcucks so beta?