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17190186 No.17190186 [Reply] [Original]

Safest way to store seed phrase? Cryptosteel plates seem like a scam ready to happen

>> No.17190357

>thinking a photoshopped ass is real
Why do you incels save these pictures

>> No.17190436

>>17190186
How is cryptosteel a scam? Sure you can save money by punching a plate yourself but who has time for that?

>> No.17190462

>>17190436
Because they can steel your seed phrase

>> No.17190481

>>17190462
No they cant? Is this bait? You order the kit and they send you a bunch of tiles and you put the tiles in yourself. How can they steal for your phrase from that?

>> No.17190484

>>17190357
Because I want to believe and I want her to suffocate me with it

>> No.17190573

>>17190484
Oh woops I mixed it up with the one where they stamp it themselves.

Well, I still have trouble paying 200-300 bucks for 3 plates though. Not really a stellar option

>> No.17190598

>>17190573
what are you talking about? coldTI u brainlet

>> No.17190610

>>17190481
Cryptosteel = crypto steal

JK but don’t use that, get a blockplate. More durability

>> No.17190655

Got 6 fig stack of link on a trezor, seriously thinking of getting the seed phrase tattooed on me

>> No.17190660

>>17190598
That is more what I'm looking for. And then I can just take a hammer and put it in yeah? Ok that solves that problem.

Next -- where do I store these shits?

>> No.17190918

>>17190357
There's a girl in my gym with that shape. They do exist. I go for runs just to watch her bounce up and down on the treadmill like a complete coomer.

>> No.17190937

>>17190186
I would store my seed phrase in her shitbox

>> No.17190954

>>17190655
Well make sure you go to several tattoo shops and have portions of the seed phrase tattooed on different parts of your body in multiple languages.

>> No.17190960
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>>17190186

>> No.17191611
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The guy was right, it is shopped
Still nice though

>> No.17191901
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>>17190462
Underrated pun

>> No.17191923

>>17190573
Get a fireproof safe then.

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>> No.17192265

>>17191901
Thanks I'm glad someone picked up on it

>> No.17192377

>>17190186
UV invisible ink circling letters to spell the words in a book that nobody would ever take

>> No.17192587

>>17190357
Why do you need it to be real before you can enjoy it
You're not gonna get to touch it irl anyway
All a picture needs to do is look good

>> No.17193521

>>17192587
Based

>> No.17193562

>>17190655
Dumb idea, if it gets compromised and you have to move your coins you're stuck with that shit tattooed on you. Plus any roastie you fuck can steal your savings in your sleep

>> No.17193581

>>17192265
it was overrated and you and the fag that thinks it was good should go back reddit where they love gay faggy puns and post them all day long

>> No.17193677

Posting them on /biz/

Just post the command
>store seeds
followed by your seeds. It automatically censore them and save them on a private file only accessible to you.

Like this:

>store seeds
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
>seeds successfully encrypted and stored

>> No.17193720

>>17193581
What's wrong with reddit?

>> No.17194018

>>17193720
You're mother is a whore.

>> No.17194129

>>17194018
Rude

>> No.17194149

>>17190655
>seriously thinking of getting the seed phrase tattooed on me
kek, risky unless youre incel or volcel

>> No.17194152

>>17191901
heeyyy its Tayne!

>> No.17194234

>>17190186
>Cryptosteel plates seem like a scam ready to happen
Lol wut, are you fucking retarded? get a hardware wallet and a crypto steel, or if you don’t won’t to buy a crypto steel get a piece of metal yourself and stamp it yourself with a metal stamp kit.

>> No.17194314

>>17194234
Ok but where do I store it? Let's pivot this thread back to what I really wanted to talk about: I don't know if just storing one seed in my apartment is worthwhile. I want to split it up so I need multiple pieces to assemble it, but not sure if 3 is enough or where to store it.

>> No.17194431

>>17194314
>where do I store it?
okay yeah this is important to consider especially if you live an apartment

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>>17194431
Yeah, I do. Shitty security too, Jamal could easily break into my apartment. Was thinking of safe deposit boxes for it, but maybe not JUST safe deposit boxes.

>> No.17194904

>>17190186
Get a tap punch set and a thin piece of mild steel, I'd use 18 gauge and punch your seed on the plate. Otherwise paper wallet in a few places, deposit box, gun safe, laminated on your person.

>> No.17194944

>>17193677
To any newfags don't do this shit and don't do it with credit cards or other personal info.

>> No.17194984

>>17190186
Are people really this autistic? I store my seeds in my computer desk drawer lol. Learn how to not live in nigger infested shitholes you dumb faggots. I bet you retards unironically keep your social security card in your wallets LMAO

>> No.17195004

>>17190186
I have three bottles of sand. In 1 bottle I put my full seed phrase inside the sand and store at my parent's house.

I wrote my seed phrase on a sticky note and tore it in half and put one half in each of the remaining two. I keep one bottle at work on my desk and one in a bookcase at home.

>> No.17195033

>>17190918
kek, I used to do this type of shit all the time at the gym. I need to get back into lifting. Thanks for the motivation brah

>> No.17195153

>>17194984
I bet you really thought this was funny huh?

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>>17193581
ok

>> No.17195280

>>17193677
I sincerely hope no-one is gullible enough to do this.

>> No.17195295

>>17190186
Gotta be photoshop but what I wouldn’t pay to see her on a bbc

>> No.17195368

>>17190357
Ex's sister had that literal build, those women exist.

She once as a joke dusted a coffee table with her butt while she was in Yogas and I nearly COOMED

>> No.17195843

write it down but in elvish
http://www.elvish.org/FAQ.html

>> No.17195854

https://omniglot.com/conscripts/tengwar.htm

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>>17190462
hehehehehe

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>>17195368
>She once as a joke dusted a coffee table with her butt while she was in Yogas
Haha.
That is funny, haha.

>> No.17196992

Bamp

>> No.17197002

>>17195368
She wanted to fuck You moron and you missed it

>> No.17197005

>>17190436
>Sure you can save money by punching a plate yourself but who has time for that?
Its a matter of tools, not time.

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>entire thread for one pun

>> No.17197081

>>17192377
That's a good idea. Also additionally memorize it.

>> No.17197664

Sniff