/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17180135]

What would you do if a mob boss offered you a high paying illegal job?

[Anonymous No.17180145]

Why the fuck is this stickied?

[Anonymous No.17180148]

Sounds like he is making me an offer I can't refuse

Haha

[Anonymous No.17180152]

>>17180135
Probably take it and invest in chainlink, being skint sucks double when you where late to the party.

[Anonymous No.17180155]

>>17180135
i'd poo poo pee pee wa wa wee wee *pbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

*farts*

[Anonymous No.17180159]

>>17180135
Tell him im a depressed neet and i spend all my time posting on r9k so he should just shoot me now before i fuck up his business.

[Anonymous No.17180160]

>>17180135
I'd take it without asking questions. And I would continue doing jobs without asking questions until I had a good 250k

[Anonymous No.17180164]

>>17180135
refuse

[Anonymous No.17180178]

>>17180159
you should go back there
>>17180135
Take it, learn as much dirt as I can, save the info in the cloud so if anything happens to me theyre all going down with

[Anonymous No.17180192]

I'd shake my head, turn around 360 degrees and get the hell outta there

[Anonymous No.17180825]

Look him in the eyes while giving him a firm handshake.

[Anonymous No.17180847]

>>17180192
Naomi, you still can't do math.

[Anonymous No.17180849]

I'd go up to him, give him a strong handshake, and say "Yes Congress man, I would be happy to accept your position."

[Anonymous No.17180863]

>>17180849
kek

[Anonymous No.17180876]

>>17180135
What kind of job? The legality of it doesn't really matter if I can avoid getting caught, but I do have moral obligations to uphold.

[Anonymous No.17181499]

>>17180847
And you haven't lurked long enough, faggot