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What advice would you give your 18 year old self?

>> No.17137125

>>17137120
have sex

>> No.17137127 [DELETED] 

good thing im not 18 yet but il tell myself to stick to wsb instead of this place

>> No.17137132

get money get paid

>> No.17137141 [DELETED] 

Don’t fuck that lying whore freshman year of university. She’s not a Virgin and she has genital herpes.

>> No.17137159

>>17137120
>Get fit
>Focus on education
>Dump bad friends

>> No.17137160

>>17137120
Invest your money into precious metals, buy Bitcoin as soon as you can. Milk your future GI Bill into numerous investments.

>> No.17137164

lift. and maybe something about bitcoin

>> No.17137167

>>17137120
Fuck her right in the pussy

>> No.17137170

>>17137120
Get access to better HRT meds.

>> No.17137186

>>17137120
When you see her again (you will) tell her the truth. Also buy as much eth as possible and sell at $1,300-$1400. BAM now you got a bangin’ aryan gf thats in love with you and you’re a multi millionaire.

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17137198

work , invest everything in LINK

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>>17137120
get into software/IT, keep spending minimal, invest everything,

>> No.17137231

All in BTC.

>> No.17137245

>>17137159
This, stop smoking and drinking. And just be more confident bro lmao

>> No.17137246

>>17137204
thi

>> No.17137275
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17137275

>Unironically have sex. Missed a lot of opportunities because I didn't want my friends to make fun of me or because I was self conscious or unsure of myself and I ended up missing out on a lot of fun.

>Take care of your body and teeth by going to bi yearly dental appointments

>People do judge you at face value for how you dress and carry yourself

>Cars are a rapidly depreciating asset so don't spend half your paycheck on a stupid car to impress people that don't give a fuck about you in the first place

>Learn a practical skill and capitalize on it.

>> No.17137332

>>17137120
I would tell myself to drink. I literally stayed in my room every weekend when I was a college freshman. I might have actually made friends/gotten laid if I had left my room. I'm now 25 and will never experience sex.

>> No.17137342

>>17137120
stop wasting your money on drinks from midweek to sunday and all in into bitcoin you stupid fuck!

>> No.17137373

>>17137120
Stop injecting hard drugs immediately.

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>>17137120
>Women are a meme
>Don't fall for the college or STEM meme.
>Read and learn everything you can about business, accounting, and finance
>Invest in stonks
>Start an e-commerce business
>Hop on board as soon as you hear about Bitcoin, hoard it like crazy.

>t. 28 yo trying to correct all of the wrongs of the past and steer the ship in a new direction.

>> No.17137379

Focus on working on things that you actually care about. If you're not sure what those are, dig into the paths you're most curious about until you find your way.

>> No.17137380

>>17137120
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES!

>> No.17137385

>>17137120
stop worrying about women don't forget to buy ethereum like you did and read the greeks

>> No.17137394

Just stay in college for 4 years straight and get it over with. Work in the summer as much as possible and stack cash. Run a minimum of 3-5 miles a day if you're not working. stay in shape. after college move somewhere you actually want to be. continue stacking cash and start investing in index funds. don't own or buy excessive material items, veer towards minimalism.

>> No.17137396

>>17137332
I'm a college freshman right now, and I am doing exactly what you did.

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>>17137120
>ignore women
>focus on self improvement and health
>get really really good on something, before learning other things

>> No.17137439

>>17137332
You're 25 dude I wouldn't say you're a lost cause.

>> No.17137469

>>17137439
25 is pretty old in the grand scheme of things. Everyone in their mid/late 20s is either in a serious relationship or married.

>> No.17137482
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>>17137120
Drink water, brush your teeth often, exercise daily, moisturize, read ancient philosophy and buy stocks and cheap real estate outside of major cities.

>> No.17137485

>>17137120
You have heart disease.

>> No.17137492

>>17137120
skip uni
disregard females
buy a shitton of bitcoin
never sell all of your bitcoin

>> No.17137494

>>17137469
Only in 3rd world countries... Oh right.

>> No.17137509

>>17137332
I’m 35 and I didn’t get laid till I was 23...found a gf after I got my first career gig and we’ve been together and having awesome sex ever since. You’re fine....work on yourself and the rest will sort itself out.

>> No.17137529

>>17137120
It's already too late.

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>>17137469
>Everyone in their mid/late 20s is either in a serious relationship or married.

lol no

>> No.17137548

Picking a cheaper university (with financial aid) is worth it. Learn about and get into investing as soon as possible.

>> No.17137550

>>17137120
I would tell myself to pursue a career in computer science instead of becoming a pharmacist. The pay might start lower but the pay ceiling is much higher and I'd have much better flexibility with where and how I work.

Would also tell myself not to bother with the stupid Christian organizations on campus. The people are fake as hell. I shouldn't have waited until sophomore year to get into sex, drugs, and partying.

>> No.17137553

>>17137531
Maybe, but there certainly aren't any first-timers at 25.

>> No.17137582

No cigs
No weed

Took until my mid 20s to quit both

>> No.17137583

>>17137332
Do you have money? Fly to southeast Asia for 2 weeks with $3000 in your checking account and a big box of condoms. When you go back to your home country, you will have slept with more women than the average male at your age. And you will realize that sex is not a big deal.

>> No.17137591

>>17137120
forget each of those girls, keep on with the music and stocks
your bitcoin inclination was right

>> No.17137592

>>17137120
buy btc
fuck college

>> No.17137608

>>17137583
I have $65,000 in cash and $40k in my 401(k). I would never stoop that low though. Those are human trafficking victims.

>> No.17137746

>>17137608
What an ignorant statement. At least you have a moderate amount of money saved. Maybe you'll settle down with a single mother of 3 when you're both age 41. She won't mind taking your virginity for obvious reasons.

>> No.17137776

>>17137746
How is it ignorant? Honestly, good on him, that's noble and I appreciate it

>> No.17137810

don't try to become a druglord
don't let the yardwork fall too far behind
your lungs are valuable
once you look the devil in the eye, you'll never have anything to be scared of again.. so enjoy the drugs and stuff, don't deprive yourself of experiences, but try not to tempt fate too hard this go round.. no real reason to play life on hard mode

>> No.17137856

>>17137120
look for any way to die in a natural disaster. a storm. a volcano. an earthquake. a wildfire. feel the power of nature crushing you and tearing you into the pieces. this is the best way to die.

>> No.17137879

>>17137204
How did she accomplish this

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>>17137608
You seem like a huge faggot. Stay a virgin forever, incel.

>> No.17138556

>>17137120
invest in marvel as hard and fast as you can

>> No.17138710

Work a couple years before going to college.

>> No.17138762

If I could go back almost twenty years I'd tell myself:

-Work out/lift weights four to five times a week
-Cut sugar, alcohol, and fast food out
-Work, save money, invest said money
-Avoid broken women
-Meditate
-Develop valuable skills for a career
-Cut porn and masturbating
-Don't get tattoos
-Cultivate self discipline and stop following everything that "feels" good.
-If you do get involved with a women and it's not working, cut your losses as soon as you can (this applies to business as well)
-Enjoy the small things in life

>> No.17138818

>>17137120
stop smoking weed. get your cdl asap, stay on keto and never drink diet coke

>> No.17138856

>>17137879
just calories, women's genes almost all want to express themselves, getting enough of calories by itself was enough to get it fill out

>> No.17138869

>>17137120
Reddit > 4chan, wish i always knew

>> No.17138908

>>17137120
Fuck as many degenerate whores as possible in college

>> No.17138938

>>17138762
This but also
>>17138908
This.
Women are depraved, even more than men are.
Get out there and a2m some sluts.

>> No.17139006

>>17137879
SS+GOMAD

>> No.17139041

kill your mother and your brother and then make sure you get your full face in front of the shot gun.

>> No.17139052

thanks for playing

>> No.17139070

>>17138762
enjoy your tiny penis and big body... surely she'll stick around a guy with that mantra but, yeah im sorry you were depressed too... I literally dropped out of school because of depression... I love my father.

>> No.17139092

>>17137204
Man she really worked out angles, suddenly has the illusion of tits

>> No.17139240

>>17137120
Get out of your parents crib, get a nice suit, get a job in provision-based sales and stop being such a anti-social faggot

>> No.17139257

>>17139070

What the fuck are you babbling on about?

>> No.17139610

>>17139240
Provision-based? And saving money living with parents is based. Eastern peoples know.

>> No.17139697

>>17137120
Be more confident, you are at your best.
Fuck everything that moves, but treat every single girl with respect and have fun with her.
Be positive.
Study.

>> No.17139712

>>17137120
Get money, fuck bitches.

>> No.17139721

>>17137879
Puberty

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>>17137332
I lost my virginity at 25 and then proceeded to have sex with 37 women so far, I'm 27 now. Very surreal, but unless you are deformed, or very ugly/short you can work with what you have.

>> No.17139841

Make peace with your dad

>> No.17140028

>>17137120
Stop jacking off to women who wouldn't make eye contact with you being fucked by a man who isn't you.
Go hunting with your dad more, besides raising a family it is the most based and red pilled thing you can do.

>> No.17140040

what are these stupid comments
obviously all i would do is mine btc and eth and get a job instead of going to uni so i could buy btc and eth

>> No.17140069

>>17137120
Only this:
- NEVER EVER GO TO BIZ
not even once

>> No.17140092

>>17137120
Get a job
Work harder on your channel
Work harder on your business
Ignore women
Don't worry about getting into shape until you're self employed by 19

>> No.17140094

>>17137120
get laid asap

>> No.17140114

kill yourself

>> No.17140193

>>17137159
>This
Words of wisdom that guarantee a great life
Also start saving for retirement

>> No.17140199

>>17137120
Reject morality; disregard ethics.

>> No.17140230

>>17137469
Loser mindset. Loser results. You’re better than this Anon. You sound like a weak pussy. I’ve crawled out of holes at 17, 19, 22. 23 now nearly 24. Found a skill I love now I making almost 100k/Yr my gf is a former toastier but I tooo her v card and she is great. Life is about your mindset you stupid faggot. Stop being so weak willed. Become more rich, gain more strength. I wish I could be younger I wish I could take so much back but the past is the past. Only forward now. It pays to be a winner.

>> No.17140232

>>17137120
>get a more practical degree
>dont be such an autist your first year in college
>that girl will never like you

>> No.17140248

>>17137582
Stay strong anon

>> No.17140273

>>17137120
kys

>> No.17140308

>>17137608
No.
Also if you don't want to pay just open Tinder while you're there. 4 points have been added to your attractiveness.

Even the women that you pay for are often there because some of their friends told them and this life might actually better than slaving away in some village or factory.

>> No.17140330

>>17139795
How did you get to this number so quick?

>> No.17140353

>>17137186
Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become

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>>17140353
I’m ready.

>> No.17140427

>>17140330
It's not that quick, it's only like one girl every 3 weeks or so. It might be a bit aspie but I set a goal to approach one girl each day. This forced me to work out, get my shit together etc. etc.
Anyways, I would go for a walk until I saw a girl I liked and then stared at her until she noticed me, kept eye contact for a while and see what she does. If she doesn't give me a weird look or runs off then I'd approach her, talk for a few minutes (about anything really) then try and get a bit touchy (hold her hand) and tell her to come with you and try and get her back to my place. Try making out before I get her to my place for sex.
If she at any point resists or isn't into it LET IT GO, I'm not advocating rape or forcing.
So yeah, I did this every day with one girl and as you can see my success rate is about 5%. I tried tinder and online dating, but it's mostly filled with uggos, besides I have more success irl. Your results will vary with your looks and looks of women you approach obviously.
Women wan't to have sex just as much as men, you don't have to go on endless dates or spend money on them, I never wasted more than 30 min a day on this and if it failed at least I got a nice walk out of it.

>> No.17140466

>>17137120
Buy fucking bitcoin when you first noticed it and thought the idea of decentralized currency was retarded. Then sell before the 2017 crash. That's all.

>> No.17140479

Another self-pity circle jerk thread

>> No.17140554

>>17137120
don't buy weed on SR in october 2013

>> No.17140750

>>17140114
/thread

>> No.17140764

>>17137159
this

>> No.17140783

>>17139257
he's a namefag from reddit

>> No.17140836

>>17137120
BUY. THE. FUCKING. CORN. RETARD
>uh-huh corn? wtf did i mean by this
>ok stockpiling corn now, this better be worth it

>> No.17140886

>>17137120
buy as much bitcoin as possible in 2010
mine bitcoin
hold bitcoin
enjoy life
sell 256 bitcoin in dec 2017
enjoy life

>> No.17141485

>>17140427
no way that works

>> No.17141505

never buy stocks, dont trust wall street, court does not equal justice

>> No.17141618

>>17139070
fucking schizo

>> No.17141624

>>17137608
you sound like an insufferable faggot, as someone who has been to SEA many times, the bar girls are making more money than the office ladies. Stay away though, they are street smart and savvy in ways you could never fathom, they would take you for everything your worth

>> No.17141691

>>17137120
BUY BTC / ETH!!! YOU FUCKING MORON STOP SMOKING WEED AND CARING ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK!!!!

>> No.17141963

18 yr old me.
get on the first bus to boot camp after you graduate. you dont have to go to college, your never going to be a genius, but you NEED to get out of this town ASAP.

>> No.17141993

have kids early , do a long solo travel, get out of bad relationships fast

>> No.17142021

>>17137120
Do not have sex after losing your virginity-- it's all downhill from her, you will never get that back and it will just make things worse.

Focus on learning a trade earlier, learn how to lift earlier, buy more LINK in 2017.