dear nulinkers

[Anonymous No.17133289]

i am willing to spoonfeed you some of this boards history

enjoy top memes from late '17, early '18

[Anonymous No.17133298]

only og marines will understand this one

[Anonymous No.17133306]

an absolute masterpiece

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

[Anonymous No.17133384]

>>17133289
Do you have those copypastas about Rory and Steve and Sergey dying, those were gold

[Anonymous No.17133398]

[Anonymous No.17133401]

old fags were jews. its so obvious now. Fuck chainlink.

[Anonymous No.17133411]

another classic

[Anonymous No.17133421]

>>17133289
Post meme similar to this with huge green dildo.

[Anonymous No.17133437]

A really OG one

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[Anonymous No.17133442]

>>17133384
sorry, don't have that one, but here's another good rare one

Two deluded linkies buy the all time high
the all time high, the all time high

Guess who's back? Back again?
Sergey's back, tell a friend.

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump my coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots are co-operating
Cause binance is finally operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you dont have a clue you're hating
Cause your crypto's dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down and pump BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the tip and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

[Anonymous No.17133453]

[Anonymous No.17133457]

>>17133442

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a meme revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima, buy in and then I'm gonna
Enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Wheres my linkies? They will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them pajeet bastards

And Rory? You can get stomped and glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
nobody posts any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I been broke, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since REQ turned themselves into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that /biz/ only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash the market so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

[Anonymous No.17133461]

>>17133442
I found this one:

Sergey is dying. His weight gain coincides with the progression of his illness. As his illness progresses and his body deteriorates, he has to take more and more time off. He and Steve are trying to get the oracle network up and running before Sergey passes. After Sergey dies, his 300,000,000 LINKs will be locked away forever. If Sergey and Steve succeed- that 300,000,000 LINK will be the greatest untouchable wealth the world has ever seen.

Right now Sergey is in Sri Lanka because he is a virgin and he wants to get laid before he dies. He confided this to me right before SIBOS began. He's on one final vacation, where he plans to lose his virginity and then come back and complete the Chainlink network full steam ahead and a new man.

Sergey knows he'll never live to see Chainlink at it's fullest, but he wants to be remembered. That's why the 300,000,000 will be locked away. He will be the richest man who never lived, and all of humanity will know.

[Anonymous No.17133462]

>>17133380
my favorite

one anon made more raps

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[Anonymous No.17133471]

Link memes aren't even funny desu ne

[Anonymous No.17133474]

>>17133461
Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on grindr. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

[Anonymous No.17133477]

>>17133289
>spoonfeed
>posts meme
low IQ link holder as usual

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[Anonymous No.17133488]

>>17133474
It's fucking sad, really. Linkies keep repeating their "cup and handle" mantra when the reality is that LINK is officially on a downtrend again. We're looking at another 3 month bleedout, target is 45 cents. It's time to drop those heavy ass bags. I don't know how anyone is still holding this blatant scam.
Do 15 minutes of research and you'll see that Steve Ellison isn't even a fucking real person and Sergey has a chronic issue with project abandonment. Word is he has severe depression and anxiety, hence the weight gain and inability to finish anything. I won't warn you newfags again, STAY AWAY FROM CHAINLINK.

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[Anonymous No.17133495]

>>17133298
JOOSTED

[Anonymous No.17133498]

>>17133477
newfags (= nolinkers) gtfo

[Anonymous No.17133499]

>>17133488
LINK is intrinsically worthless. Node operators can be payed in existing cryptocurrencies. Just look at the testnet right now, it only accepts ETH instead of LINK lmao. It means that ETH can easily be substituted for it, that is, if someone wants to fork the token to accept ETH (an established cryptocurrency instead of some fucking ERC20 token made with a two-man team), LINK is basically useless. That is besides the fact that everything LINK aims to do can be easily done by cryptographically signing the data from the API source.
>muh next ETH

Link, 5 months in: 35 cents (3.5x ICO)
Ethereum, 5 months in: $5.50 (17x ICO)

Uh oh, pissed stinker incoming HAHA.............

[Anonymous No.17133507]

>>17133477

Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/ back last month during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

[Anonymous No.17133508]

>>17133499
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

[Anonymous No.17133518]

A rare picture from the ICO

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https://vocaroo.com/oNbuFdDjC6q
https://vocaroo.com/kRgLJr4Tdz3

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[Anonymous No.17133541]

damn, you know your shit.
I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

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[Anonymous No.17133556]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyeNEiM09ao

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>>17133534
What the fuck that’s a really good Eminem impression

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>>17133495
This is my post

[Anonymous No.17133704]

>>17133697
this is also (you)r post

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>>17133289
thank u

[Anonymous No.17133755]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.17133808]

>>17133534
That second link is gold. Brilliant!

[Anonymous No.17133815]

>>17133289
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>>17133755
>entire identity comes from media consumed in a certain time period
>thinks its an accomplishment/impressive
nothing cringier than nostalgic boomers

[Anonymous No.17133817]

>>17133714
In case somebody wondered how those portfolios performed since this meme was created, here's a quick update with current prices.

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>>17133817
kek nice

>>17133815
cringe

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>>17133534
what song is the beat from the second link from?

[Anonymous No.17134253]

>>17133817

Fucking Kek, well done anon autism like yours is what keeps this place great

[Anonymous No.17134263]

>>17133860
full size

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>>17133340
Can I get the pasta about Sergey burning bills at a club?

[Anonymous No.17134324]

Sweet vishnu

[Anonymous No.17134371]

Based thread

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[Anonymous No.17134391]

>>17133815
>mass replying

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[Anonymous No.17134425]

It's been a real pleasure the last few years boys it really has

Start working out those Lamborghini seats are tight

[Anonymous No.17134433]

>>17134391
It should be a bankable offense.

[Anonymous No.17134470]

This was my first LINK meme saved on 22nd of January 2018 when I thought it was just another crypto. Started browsing biz on like 7th of January. During February I got linkpilled.

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[Anonymous No.17134496]

>>17133289
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>>17133442
These are some of the ones I made, I also made the saturn cube of prophecy gif and the game of thrones webm. Looks like more anons from 2017 are coming back

[Anonymous No.17134512]

This meme makes me kek every time

[Anonymous No.17134539]

>>17133815
I disagree, it's second only to manually tagging every reply in the thread,.

[Anonymous No.17134574]

>>17133817
Deserves the you

[Anonymous No.17134594]

This could be a good meme template

[Anonymous No.17134602]

>>17133289
imagine buying LINK lmao

[Anonymous No.17134685]

Can someone post that copy paste about them running an office in the back of a thai nail salon in one of the worst parts of SF.

[Anonymous No.17134689]

>>17134433
*bannable

[Anonymous No.17134690]

>>17133815
nostalgic rich boomers, newfag :)

[Anonymous No.17134730]

>>17134381
good times..

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[Anonymous No.17134916]

mommmy

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>>17133817
incredible

[Anonymous No.17134965]

>>17133817
Based anon, I’ll pipe this abg tonight for you

[Anonymous No.17135117]

>>17133495
This post was one of the reasons I bought link. It literally described my introduction to link. Although I didnt hold nano and vechain. I was a eth and neo man. I now almost 2 years later I've been through the shilling and fud stages of link ownership and I'm just waiting for the singularity. Im so close it makes going to work just seem pointless. I'm bored out of my mind. 1000 eoy.

[Anonymous No.17135129]

>>17133289
I've fapped to this video so many times. I don't know what it is, but I love the sleepy looking girls and their hot bouncing tits.

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I've had this lambo as my phone background for almost a year now.

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[Anonymous No.17135210]

Not supposed to post this one but I'll do it for you guys

[Anonymous No.17135214]

>>17133439
i forgot about this one!

>>17134916
did she always have a bat in this one? i remember it but i didnt save the original. if so based and corona pilled

[Anonymous No.17135250]

Oldfag checking in

[Anonymous No.17135265]

>>17133453
If I had only been around a bit sooner. A truly amazing thing to be apart of.

[Anonymous No.17135305]

>>17133817
Can't not give this a (you)

[Anonymous No.17135362]

Can someone post the Jordan Peterson Vocaroo?

[Anonymous No.17135404]

>>17135250
Would you really sell at $5?

[Anonymous No.17135429]

Any have a link to a thread a while back that called Ari a based man for making fun of pajeets in a presentation. An anon asked ari to send a message then someone got a pee pee poo poo get.

[Anonymous No.17135432]

>board history
>late 2017
Lmao fuck off newfag. Unless you have panda/wolong/santadoge memes then I dont give a shit!

[Anonymous No.17135465]

>>17135362
https://old.vocaroo.com/i/s16IxMKy4iMm

And https://old.vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

[Anonymous No.17135486]

>>17135404
$8, $73 & $1001 DCA cash out plan

[Anonymous No.17135487]

>>17133817
amazing

[Anonymous No.17135537]

>>17135486
I have

$4.50, $10.00, $20.00, $80.00 (June)

[Anonymous No.17135595]

>>17135537
I'm a Burger, $4 wasn't tempting enough to cash out

[Anonymous No.17135599]

>>17133817

[Anonymous No.17135726]

Were just gonna forget about this?

https://youtu.be/4hR4rDbJPM4

[Anonymous No.17135737]

https://youtu.be/BVD3SjkoWuo

[Anonymous No.17135885]

>>17135404
>>17135486
Is there a reason to start selling a part of your stack ta low prices when Link's price seems to be partially affected by BTC's price, and a BTC bull run to 50-200k is very highly probable in the next 18 months ?
Do you really need the money you would get from cashing out under 10$ ?

[Anonymous No.17135958]

>>17135885
This is exactly how I feel about it. Maybe if you had a huge stack it is reasonable to derisk, but most here have a humble 10-30k.

I want at least enough to buy a comfy house and have a lot left over. And I think it will happen.

[Anonymous No.17135972]

>>17133453
This hands down the best meme ever created on any platform.

[Anonymous No.17135989]

>>17135726
>>17135737
Anyone have the link for the indian kids outside shilling link with a chalkboard?

[Anonymous No.17136009]

>>17135989
I had it bookmarked, but looks like it's gone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTg3OdmtA9s&t=2s&ab_channel=SergeyNazarov

[Anonymous No.17136032]

is there anywhere to find link anons money video i miss it

[Anonymous No.17136059]

>>17135465
gracias

[Anonymous No.17136075]

where’s the sergey stinky foot joi caption

you know the one

[Anonymous No.17136209]

>>17134685
I need to see this

[Anonymous No.17136210]

>>17133442
>>17133457
TopKek. I'm going to buy some linkies just for the meme.

[Anonymous No.17136386]

>>17135958
Even with a bigger stack if you had the patience to wait 2+ years, waiting to see what happens to BTC for the next 18 month should not require selling at a low price point.
Of course with risk management it would make sense to get back the money initially invested to be completely risk free, but I don't see any better investment opportunity at the moment where I could put this money outside of Link.
The biggest problem would be if Sergey decides to dump on us during the next bull run.
In this case it would be a good idea to set an alarm on movements from his wallets.

[Anonymous No.17136451]

>>17133298
JOOST

[Anonymous No.17136504]

>>17133453
I miss those times. Meme magic was stronger than ever. If you didn't go all in after watching this you are beyond salvation

[Anonymous No.17136650]

>>17133817
The hero we don't deserve. I hope you make it Anon.

[Anonymous No.17136651]

>>17133714
Wait. This one is the best.

[Anonymous No.17136660]

>>17134512
Saved

[Anonymous No.17136671]

>>17134916
Looks awfully similar to Corona chan

[Anonymous No.17136805]

I'm a newfag with 265 LINK, tell me anons should I commit suicide?

[Anonymous No.17136841]

>>17133817
this is why i cant leave 4chan

[Anonymous No.17136976]

Where's the pool vacuum cleaner one?

[Anonymous No.17137009]

Can't forget this:
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

[Anonymous No.17137107]

>>17137009
classic

[Anonymous No.17137263]

>>17133755
You are a MANIAC