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Tesla is Theranos 2.0

>> No.17122124

>>17122100
Did you mean Neuralink?

>> No.17122146

>>17122100
still a few years if not decades away from this kind of technology, interesting concept though

>> No.17122155

Lmao ever wonder why Jews love Elon?... fuck this clown world.

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>>17122100
neuralink will use chainlink to upload our brains to the blockchain

>> No.17122218

>>17122100
when the scam falls apart people will marvel at how obvious it all was

>> No.17122250
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17122250

Hit me with your guesses.

A pump or dump next week on monday?
The surges and crashes are just a rollercoaster at this moment. I'm not even sure what'll happen tomorrow on friday before the eye of the storm this weekend.

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>>17122176
>neuralink
>link
>LINK

>> No.17122306

I strongly dislike the idea of installing a chip into my mind.

>> No.17122312

>>17122250
gigapump to 4 dollar

>> No.17122392

>>17122306
getting holes shot inna your skull with LASERS be pretty cool but tho, no?

>> No.17122582

>>17122306

pussy

>> No.17123247

just let us read and implant thoughts goyim LMAO
now the hunt for wrong think will truly begin

THE BIBLE WAS RIGHT! unironically

>> No.17123357

>>17122100
Tesla makes a product that works and their financial statements are audited. Theranos had neither of those.

>> No.17123681

>>17122100
>He doesn't want to have free wifi and instant internet access through his brain

Fucking losers.

>> No.17123874

>>17123681

He wants the jews to turn him into a lobotomized automaton

>> No.17124649

>>17123357
>Theranos
Theranos had a lot of hype like Tesla

>> No.17124699

>>17123874
>>17123247
>>17122306
the implant is output-only, it doesn’t provide sensory information to the brain

>> No.17124701

>>17122100
Imagine wanting that implanted in ur fucking head like lmao you have to be an absolute fucking mongo spastic to even think thats a good idea

jesus christ i hope this doesnt become pseudo-mandatory in the future like what happened with cars and mobile phones

>> No.17124825

>>17124699
Thats what they want you to believe

>> No.17124871

>>17124825
yeah probably, kek. The firmware would need to be open source for sure. These things would only be trustworthy if they’re verifiably trustless to avoid tampering

>> No.17124908

Can someone tell me why Theranos was shit?

>> No.17124917

>>17124908
it's a good company sir do not buy the FUD from haters
so is tesla

>> No.17124920

>>17124908
their blood test literally didn’t work, they faked the results after getting zillions in institutional dollars and recognition

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>>17122582