Taxi driver here

[Anonymous No.17120221]

I found a fat man lying on the road an half hour ago, i stopped the car and i went to help him, he was covered with mayo and sperm, he told me to come here and tell you that you won't make it, then he died.
I ran away, because i don't have a licence, but then i felt right to tell here what he said to me, even if it seems to be a non-sense.
What's it to make it? What were you going make?

He had that shirt, i don't know maybe you know him