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17115689 No.17115689 [Reply] [Original]

They fucking locked my balance...

I signed up with a fake name and passport and the exchange won't help me.

What the fuck do I do?

>> No.17115697

>>17115689
>I signed up with a fake name and passport
well

>> No.17115706

>>17115689
you are going to have to leave it and carry on trading with your main stack

>> No.17115708

>>17115689
Not your keys, not your coins.

>> No.17115710

>>17115689
Learn your lesson.

>> No.17115721

>>17115689
>I signed up with a fake name and passport and the exchange won't help me
I think you answered your own question. Enjoy the loss

>> No.17115722

>>17115689
>keeping your coins on the exchange

>> No.17115725 [DELETED] 

>>17115689
I can provide you with fake documents

message me here if you're interested and serious email is valid for 30minutes

cixovow286@qmailers.com

>> No.17115729

>>17115689
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17115731

>>17115708
yep

>> No.17115736
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17115736

>>17115689
JUST

>> No.17115739

>>17115706
This is the entire college fund that I told my parents had been paid and that I was debt-free.

I'm honestly struggling to breathe right now.

>> No.17115753

fake and gay

>> No.17115759
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17115759

>>17115739
degenerate gambler. Let this be a life lesson

>> No.17115764
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17115764

>>17115689
>being so scared of the tax man that you end up having to give him EVERYTHING
lmao

>> No.17115768 [DELETED] 

>>17115739
read >>17115725

done this before you can be unfrozen before this weekend

>> No.17115773
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17115773

>>17115689
chainlink circulating supply has decreased. pretty bullish.

thank you for your service marine, not all of us were meant to make it.

>> No.17115774

>>17115689
thank you for your contribution to the Proof of Stupidity burn mechanism

>> No.17115776

>>17115689
Hahahahahah hahahahah

>> No.17115788

>>17115689
Why the fuck would you do that?and what made you think you would get away without problems retard?

>> No.17115803

>>17115788
Same thing that makes him think crypto is a sound investment. There’s a continuum of stupid

>> No.17115806

>>17115689
Do a flip faggot

>> No.17115879
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17115879

>>17115736
A fate worse than death for a red-blooded huwhite father.

To stay on topic: any law anons want to provide an actual informed opinion on the potential recourse, here? It's fun to laugh at morons like OP, but it's interesting to contemplate the actual legal ins and outs of a situation like this.
Let's assume for the sake of argument that OP and the exchange lie within the same (non-shithole) jurisdiction. Somehow I find it hard to believe that the law would allow the exchange to assume ownership over the tokens just for a TOS violation, but maybe I'm wrong and there is no standing here.

>> No.17115884

>>17115689
how does 184 billion dollars sound OP

>> No.17115938

>>17115773
>>17115774
no it hasn't, retards. it belongs to the exchange

>> No.17115951
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17115951

>>17115689
>another 45355 LINK out of circulation forever

>> No.17115976
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17115976

>>17115739

>> No.17115979

>>17115689
>I signed up with a fake name and passport
Then they did right

>> No.17115980
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17115980

>>17115689
>I signed up with a fake name and passport and the exchange won't help me.
>Ch*inlink toddler

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17116023

>>17115951
no it isn't, retard. it belongs to the exchange

>> No.17116063

>>17115689
shit son
i have 2 ether on a shitty chink exchange called coinegg or some ridiculous shit like that and they won't allow me to withdraw even though isigned up with my real name and id

>> No.17116082

>>17115803
Gotta be

>> No.17116086

>>17115938
if an exchange locks your funds, can they just take them back and sell them again after a certain point? I would think they'd just be in limbo

>> No.17116089

>>17115689
KYS SCAMMER

>ALSO FUCK LINK

>> No.17116091

>>17115979
Good slave. You know nothing about exchange, they know everything about you.
>That's right

Crypto users 2020...

>> No.17116096
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>>17115938
>create exchange
>find someone using fake verification
>their money is mine now
why aren't we doing this biz?

>> No.17116101

>>17116086
*tokens I mean, not funds. although I suppose the same question could apply to unspent fiat

>> No.17116120

>>17115689
based retard kek

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>>17115739
>This is the entire college fund that I told my parents had been paid and that I was debt-free.
Your lies have finally caught up to you
Time to confess your failure to your family

>> No.17116164

>>17115689
you answer is in this pic op >>17115736

go thru a big story to your mom and dad about how you've always felt like a woman trapped inside of a man, explain to them your plan to transition, show them videos of sc surgeries, etc
just at the moment when you sense their total mental collapse say: "actually i'm lying i love fucking chics and plan on starting a family one day....but i did blow some money gambling...sorry"
this will result in smiles and hugs and all around great feelings.

>> No.17116170

one of the main benefits of digital currency as an asset is self custody and full ownership of keys. chainlink on a centralized exchange is none of the above

>> No.17116202
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17116202

bsv makes link worthless so basically you lost nothing

>> No.17116258

>>17115689
What exchange is this, Anon?

>> No.17116265

>>17115689
Based thanks for the token burn

>> No.17116282

>>17115689
i hope this works out for you anon

>> No.17116298

Paper wallet for LIFE

YOU
FAGGOTS
WILL
NEVER
FUCKING
LEARN

>> No.17116317

>>17115739
Linkers deserve financial ruin. Fuck all the old fag Jews who started this chainlink spam

>> No.17116332

Fly to their HQ and brandish a gun in the lobby

>> No.17116334

>>17115689
> I signed up with a fake name and passport
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKING WRECKED FUCK YOU

>> No.17116336

Good luck OP. I hope you get your LINK back. keep them safe and do not sell.

>> No.17116339

>>17115976
Oh look a socialist Jew promoting the Jew Bernie sanders on a chainlink thread
>imagine my shock

>> No.17116355

>>17116202
STIFFpilled

>> No.17116356

>>17115739
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH YES YES YES

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RETARD

>> No.17116362

btw the people here offering you documents are just going to recover your account and take your LINK

>> No.17116367

>>17116258

>> No.17116415

>>17115689
>I signed up with a fake name and passport
and you thought they weren't going to find out?

>> No.17116429

>>17115689
I’ll help you build your stack again. I’ll give you 1000 Link for sharpie in pooper + timestamp. Don’t forget to put your wallet address that you want it sent to.

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17116431

>>17116298
Buy hard wallet, poor anon.

>> No.17116448

>>17115689
Who the FUCK has that much in an ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS shitcoin?

>> No.17116452
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17116452

>>17115739
HAHAHAHAHHAA GET FUCKED LINKIE

>> No.17116459

>>17115689
Another 45k out of circulation boys

>> No.17116480

>>17116431
fuck your additional blackbox layer

t. 1m link owner

>> No.17116491

>>17115736
That guy is hot too bad he's mentally ill :[

>> No.17116536
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17116536

>>17115689
>I signed up with a fake name and passport and the exchange won't help me
>hurr
EBIN

>> No.17116568

>>17115739
I hope you find a solution, linkie

>> No.17116596

Same OP, I can't withdraw my funds from my second Binance account.
My issue is a bit more complex but less fraudulent though

>> No.17116651

>>17115689
I am so sorry op I hope you find a way out of this misery. But whats the reason for using a fake ID? Or even holding funds on an exchange, were you trying to swing?

>> No.17116683

HUUTISTA JOKA TUUTISTA :D

>> No.17116706

>>17115689
>fake name and passport
Lmao eat shit retard. Pay your taxes.

>> No.17116718

>>17115689
Why? Binance doesn't have KYC/AML?

>> No.17116729

>>17115739
>i took my entire college fund and told my parents it was paid off
>threw it in an exchange behind fake info
Jesus, you can't actually be this stupid?

>> No.17116763

>>17116339
OP gonna need that student debt waived.

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17117071

>>17115739

Only US American can do so much shit in a row LMAOOOOOO

>> No.17117102

It could be worse, you committed serious fraud and you arent being raped in a prison cell

>> No.17117169

>>17115689
Get a laywer, don't ask random people on /biz/.

They can't take your money, and a good lawyer will help you get it back.

>> No.17117219

>>17116164
kek

>> No.17117225
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17117225

>>17115689
you take it and regret your stupid fucking decisions

>> No.17117227

>>17116086
take them back? do you not know how cryptocurrency and exchanges function? they do not have to take back anything, they belong to them all the time until you transfer them to a wallet that you have the private keys for

>> No.17117234

>>17116429
Is this offer open to any of us?

>> No.17117278

>>17115739

Why in the FUCK would you buy ANY crypto with a fake ID and then NOT TRANSFER IT OUT

Holy fuck it literally takes 5 minutes to install metamask and send it

>> No.17117285

>>17116332
based af

>> No.17117304

>>17116429
I too will offer 1000 links to anyone who puts sharpie in pooper with a timestamp.

>> No.17117306

anon should be grateful that he only got out with a fine and is probably not going to face charged over identity theft

>> No.17117353

>be retarded enough to make a trading account with fake info
>be retarded^2 and keep all your funds on that illegitimate account instead of transferring it to a secure wallet
How do people like this survive on a day to day basis?

>> No.17117371

>>17115739
is this the power of a college degree?

>> No.17117377

Guys how do we help him this hurts to read

>> No.17117392

>>17115879
OP committed fraud, if anything the government would seize the funds.

>> No.17117417

>>17117227
I get that, but at what point will an exchange simply take tokens out of a locked account and put them back into circulation?

>> No.17117469

>>17117234
Sure, i’ll make it an open offer now since OP hasn’t claimed it. I am only giving away 1000 to the first anon who does it. Nobody else. 18+

>> No.17117476

>>17117469
Also new ID, offer is still valid.

>> No.17117480

>>17117377
We don't. He might be the dumbest, poorest motherfucker on /biz/ currently. He basically fucked up his entire life if this is true. He will surely kill himself when link hits 1k.

>> No.17117504

this is fake
locked balance is just tokens currently in an open order
IF they caught you using a fake ID you'd be locked out of your account

>> No.17117522

>>17115689
which exchange?

>> No.17117835

>>17117417
depends on the exchange but the answer is whenever they want

>> No.17118422

Shit larp. Why would all but 200 link be "locked"?