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17086445 No.17086445 [Reply] [Original]

>You've just been hired by a new investment firm run by the child of a billionaire, he gives no fucks and runs the place like if Jordan Belfort was running Enron.
>You have been given 1 million of liquidity and must at least triple it in a single year to be given a permanent 20 year position and 50% of your first year profit.
Name your investments

>> No.17086453

>>17086445
I buy Link and ask for an office with a nice view

>> No.17086519

>>17086445
Bitcoin SV been in since Jan 1st I already did it

>> No.17086544

>>17086445
Turn up on the first day. Buy 50/50 ETH/LINK. Go home. Return at the end of the year. Sign contract for permanent position, or just take the 50% and hold for staking.

>> No.17086584
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17086584

Tesla Shorts leveraged x1000
Obviously in 2 months I'm not a gambler, its granteed to crash in May. You now the Wallstreet saying "Sell in May and Stay away."