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17072185 No.17072185 [Reply] [Original]

If you hold Chainlink, you more than likely are

>22-34 year male
>white
>treated with psychoactive drugs in adolescent years and/or currently
>likely has diagnosed or undiagnosed schizoid personally type
>Uncontrollable porn, drug, or gambling addiction (likely a combination)
>your main boards are /pol/ /r9k/ and /biz/

>> No.17072197

and?

>> No.17072199

>>17072185
sooo... the envy of every other cretin on the planet? based

also all tripfags should be ignored until roped

>> No.17072210
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Want to read my palm next?

>> No.17072211

>22-34 year male
Yes
>white
Yes, Chainlink is the white man's token
>treated with psychoactive drugs in adolescent years and/or currently
No, never been diagnosed as mentally ill
>likely has diagnosed or undiagnosed schizoid personally type
Not that I'm aware of
>Uncontrollable porn, drug, or gambling addiction (likely a combination)
Not addicted to any of these
>your main boards are /pol/ /r9k/ and /biz/
I quit browsing /pol/ after the election, got really boring. I've been on /r9k/ maybe twice in my life. The only other board I regularly browse anymore is /tv/.

>> No.17072212

>>17072199
You have chainlink shills like this who are so newly hired they don't even know what a tripfag is.

>> No.17072214

>>17072185
lol almost none of those, except the first one. Man, i am so fucking unique. though i do have some issues.

>> No.17072271

>>17072185
So close, just drugs and its /fit, /biz, /pol...Everything else checks out

>> No.17072272

>>17072185
I'm pretty sure I'm schizophrenic but I'm not
Or rather if I were to emotionally believe the way my mind wandered I would be a "schizophrenic"

It runs in my family so I was always on the lookout for it hitting me. Sometimes I will wander off into dream land and get either really angry or depressed but I'm always able to take a step back from this delusional and emotional train of thought.

>> No.17072335

>>17072185
>>22-34 year male
23
>>white
black
>>treated with psychoactive drugs in adolescent years and/or currently
nope
>>likely has diagnosed or undiagnosed schizoid personally type
nope
>>Uncontrollable porn, drug, or gambling addiction (likely a combination)
nope, except maybe porn
>>your main boards are /pol/ /r9k/ and /biz/
fit r9k biz gif adv

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>> No.17072355

>>17072335
nice, welcome bro. im black too. fuck there kkkrackers, amirite?

>> No.17072364

>>17072185
You just described almost the entire lurking population of 4chan.

>> No.17072366

>>17072185
No

Yes

Adderal when i was a wee lad

Doubt it, but then again, what about a “personality type” even needs to be diagnosed? Sounds like some Brave New World shit.

No addictions. Maybe caffeine but thats like 70% of the population.

/pol/ /diy/ /sci/ /biz/
>2/6 hey, thats almost half!

>> No.17072370

>>17072355
inb4 these

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>>17072185
Whelp that’s a 100% accurate description of me

>> No.17072612

>>17072185
Yup
Yup
Never
Nope
Sober, retaining my seed. Last time I came was 50 days ago from sex with a woman.
Only boards I have ever touched on 4chan is /b/ 5 years ago, then /fit/, and finally /biz/. /biz/ is my home. /fit/ is where I go to laugh at betas and look at pictures of muscly women.

>> No.17072796

Yes to all of that but I’m black. Ima tell all my niggas bout it and we gone take over the world.

>> No.17072920

>>17072185
All the world wanted me dead but here I am, gimme more chainlink