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17064431 No.17064431 [Reply] [Original]

what the fuck do i say? i am so fucked.

>> No.17064433

>>17064431
say you have 50 bucks

>> No.17064439

>>17064431
100$ tops

>> No.17064448

>>17064431
not gonna make it

been dating my girl for over 2 years and she's never once asked me how much I have saved

>> No.17064472

>>17064431
Hand her your last 3 years P&L's and a current Balance Sheet

In return she'll give you a list of all the men she's fucked and a current bill of health from her doctor.

seriously, have you never dated before?

>> No.17064481

Say you are 100k in debt

>> No.17064487

>>17064472
this

>> No.17064489

>>17064431
She's going to report you to her real Husband the Government. Don't do it unless you want an audit.

>> No.17064495

>>17064431

You’re scared of you gf wtf?

>> No.17064515

>>17064431
Run.

>> No.17064519

>>17064431
Just lowball yourself but still signal competence. eg, tell her 5 or 10k in the bank and a boomer retirement account

>> No.17064543

>>17064431
say “thats none of your business you damn harlot” and then flip her over and start slapping her buttcheeks like bongo drums

>> No.17064625

never directly answer a question you don't want to answer from a girl
you don't have to answer to her, as the man you're supposed to be in control

>> No.17064632

>>17064431
Just say don’t worry about it. I generally just go with a more than you.
Never reveal your full power level to a woman.

>> No.17064633

>>17064431
Say you will make a lot of money someday.

>> No.17064651

Lie

>> No.17064659

>>17064431
0

>> No.17064667

In the old days that would have been an incredibly rude question to ask a man. One time my dad slapped me in the back of the head because I asked someone how much money they make

>> No.17064674

>>17064667
Lol where the fuck do you live? I know exactly how much my parents make and they know about me

Same goes for my friends or co-workers

>> No.17064691

>>17064667
Still is rude in my region. Girls will still try to find out, but in some roundabout way. Asking it blatantly gets them ridiculed. Even friends don't share it unless it is necessary.
Some places in the world arent fully degenerated yet.

>> No.17064696

>>17064431
I felt this.

I had to breakup past September, packed on debt from spending. Couldn't keep it going. But I used the guise of losing interest in her.
Now with 18k investments and 16k in debt.

>> No.17064713

"Why dont you come over here and find out how much money I make?"

>> No.17064722

>>17064472
hearty kek