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17038193 No.17038193 [Reply] [Original]

Anon's I need a work from home job right now!
Parents are going to pull the plug off the internet in a day or two untill I start making income.

ANON'S PLEASE I NEED HELP!!!

>> No.17038208

>>17038193
Remote work? I guess data entry good luck finding one though.

>> No.17038216

just listen to the homosexuals on here and buy more LINK. Sink all of your money into a worthless advanced crypto price checker. That surely will help your situation.

>> No.17038220

Scam pajeets on tinder with fake accounts

>> No.17038224

>>17038216
I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY!!!

>> No.17038257

>>17038193
start selling your parents' stuff on ebay. Then they can't cut off your internets.

or tell them that job applications are online now so you need your internets to find work.

>> No.17038262

There is nothing unless you can code
t. Tried

>> No.17038300

>>17038257
>>17038262
I was given 2 months to start making income, but my dumb ass is way too easily distracted and I bullshitted too much

>> No.17038525

>>17038220
That's not legal

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>>17038193
I think you already know the answer

>> No.17038607

>>17038193
Look, first things first: tell yer mum to get some dental work done. Me dicks looks like a skinned snake.

Once you've done that, sign up for the Mechanical Turk. Your goal right now is to convince these boomers that you've started a little business, that you have some things cooking, that it's on the up-and-up -- $10 to $20 made in two days should do that.

That shit is going to be about $3/hr though, and that's if you're clever about it. You need something more long term, so come back And I'll hold your hand then too. Right now you're just literally buying time.

Also, tell the slag to show up to shoots when she's supposed to -- I know it's porn but take some pride in your work for fuck's sake.

>> No.17038651

>>17038193
>>17038216
>advanced crypto price checker
kek that makes link sounds pretty great
>>17038300
>>17038525
you're fucked then, you can't make money in 2 days, the only way you have right now is to make gay webcam videos dressed as a trap, don't show your face, just your butt, legs, boipucci, clean shaved feminine dick and just cum in camera. You fucked up, now you have to pay. Use your mothers clothes.

>> No.17038675

>>17038193
>>17038651
okay I have a solution, learn to code. Yes, not kidding, learn to code and seriously try to learn, make them look at how you're doing tutorials etc, show them the linux console and they will think you're doing something serious. After you learn try to freelance in upwork or some other shit site, you will make a few bucks, enough so they don't throw you in the street. look up theodinproject on google.

>> No.17039822

>>17038651
literally fucking gay

>>17038675
learning to code takes months

>> No.17040120

>>17038193
just bring your laptop to starbucks they cant kick you out.

>> No.17040135

>>17038193

apply to lionbridge

$4 an hour work editing google map shit

>> No.17040167

>>17038193
>>17038300
Imagine your parents literally stepping in & pushing you not to be such a worthless loser

>> No.17040253

>>17038193
day trade

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>>17040253
All I have is 10$ on schwab

>> No.17040587

>>17038193
Start IRL twitch streaming your parents yelling at you and you defending your actions I bet you’ll make it with that.

>> No.17040593

>>17038193
This is a pretty radical idea, but what if you considered work outside of your house?

>> No.17040842

>>17038300
Lol ur screwed. Go to a temp agency in this case. Or apply for call center tier jobs which usually hire quickly.

t. Unemployed and unable to get a job.

>> No.17040852

>>17038193
Appen bro

>> No.17040855

>>17040852
>Appen
Appen?

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>>17040593
this is the correct answer

>> No.17040881

He’s literally going to be homeless by the end of the week hahahahahaha

>> No.17041285

>>17038220
pajeet here. Do it bro

>> No.17041358

>>17038193
Day trade

>> No.17041373

>>17038607
>tell yer mum to get some dental work done. Me dicks looks like a skinned snake.
Sounds like we have a fellow Scot in the house

>> No.17041504

>>17040593
probably because he weights 300 pounds and has socialization issues.

>> No.17041606

This is what I don't get about Americans. With euros they might live with their parents until they get married, but at least they know they're expected to contribute to the income pool. Americans think if they live with their parents they can just jack off to porn all day and not do shit, pretty much be a 30yr old toddler. Get a job faggot, you're parents aren't getting any younger.

>> No.17041833

>>17040855
yes appen
jobs from home